Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?

Posted by: Mope

Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/08/09 11:26 PM

Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?

Posted by: Mope

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/08/09 11:32 PM

Posted by: S.Black

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/09/09 02:18 AM

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Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?

She has great tits, I have pic from this set that's a killer shot. I'll post it when I find it.

I don't even know why they even put this shot on the site, total test shot, thought I deleted it.

She's a hottie dude.

Posted by: Lampard

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/09/09 03:17 AM

Ass = 8
Face = 4
Performance = 6
She has a nice ass but there are many finer and not once have I ever said to myself, "Man I need to rewatch Rachel Starr in that movie." I think she just started doing scenes again but I for one didnt even know she was gone.

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/09/09 04:09 AM

Veronica Rayne is the real horseface. Great body though.

Posted by: SexDJ

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/09/09 06:43 AM

I would say that Gia Paloma is the true horseface, but I still think that she's as nasty as they come.

Posted by: ChipE

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/09/09 06:44 AM

That dog thinks she's really hot.

Posted by: JRV

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/09/09 08:27 AM

That's what brown sacks are for.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/09/09 06:24 PM

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I don't even know why they even put this shot on the site, total test shot, thought I deleted it.

She's a hottie dude.

come on ShelBlack....there are no such things as tests in porn.....shoots or otherwise.....the only test a whore has to do in porn is too see how far they can piss off the director, producer and or meatpuppet.

I say....rate the title of thread....

hottie or horseface?

FUCKING hilarious!

come on......hottie or horseface? I say sheer excellence

and of course...........

Posted by: XPT RIP

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/09/09 06:57 PM

she's ugly, but who cares?

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/09/09 08:33 PM

...and she provides

Posted by: Willie D

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 08:16 AM

Rachel Starr:

Rachel Roxx:

Rachel Aziani:

Rachel Ray:

Posted by: MrBelvedere

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 09:56 AM

no bueno

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 10:45 AM

Horseface and yet I am strangely attracted to her

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 10:45 AM

It's that jiggly ass of hers, that's where it's at!

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 10:55 AM

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It's that jiggly ass of hers, that's where it's at!

Not only that but the very horseface turns me on a touch.

Get your Fantasy football shit in order brother. I guess we will pick em mid august.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 11:09 AM

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Rachel Starr:
Rachel Roxx:
Rachel Aziani:
Rachel Ray:

what willie my brother....Rachel Ray so she dont look good in a binki.....fuck the fun program......joint bank account baby!!!! then you can buy the other Rachel's...while the cat is out.....yesssssssssssssss!!!

and the other part is i bet none of the whores can cook.....now this $$$ whore can cook.....fat and happy.....i say then.....skinny and cant get wood.....due to no sensation in my wang.....from lack of diet.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 11:21 AM

Rachel Ray can't cook either. Dumping some Hamburger Helper onto a salad isn't cooking.

Posted by: smutspov

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 12:44 PM

There are helluva a lot worse faces in porn, her ass is where it's at, but the starfish tat above her twat that's covered up is terrible.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 12:45 PM

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Rachel Ray can't cook either. Dumping some Hamburger Helper onto a salad isn't cooking.

WHAT the mainstream media has once again convinced an unsuspecting America public that is asleep at the wheel...that Rachel Ray is a five star chef!

Those unscrupulous mother fuckers!

she still has a lot of donuts....as like in donuts ($$$).....

Posted by: Sunny Dae

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 06:29 PM

I think she looks hot

Posted by: Sir CharlesZ

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 06:31 PM

Definite hotty. She kind of reminds me of the beautiful Mickie James from WWE.

Posted by: turningblue

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 07:08 PM

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I would say that Gia Paloma is the true horseface, but I still think that she's as nasty as they come.

How dare! She is/was as nasty as they come by far. All hail Gia Paloma

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/10/09 07:56 PM

i like her nipple piercings

Posted by: loopnode

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 06/11/09 12:03 AM

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Posted by: duanculo

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 01/26/12 02:22 AM

Originally Posted By: Cleetus VanDamme

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It's that jiggly ass of hers, that's where it's at! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/asshole1.gif" alt="" />

Not only that but the very horseface turns me on a touch.

Get your Fantasy football shit in order brother. I guess we will pick em mid august.

agreed. she is actually BOTH. she does have a horseface BUT she is also a hottie (i believe the term is horseface hottie or hfh). for me too, it is the very horseface (along with her perfect bubble butt, incredible fit body and great scenes) that make her so fucking attractive!

Posted by: hoocher

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 01/26/12 06:42 AM

She didn't look like as much of a tranny in her early days.

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 01/26/12 09:36 PM

Hottie and horseface.

Posted by: TheDude008

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 01/27/12 04:32 PM

I'd fuck her. But yea her face is kind odd. Whose that other whore that has a great ass but her face is long.

Posted by: drained

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 01/27/12 06:22 PM

Eve Lawrence. Nautica Thorn. Countless others.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 01/27/12 06:40 PM

bitch face i said

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 01/27/12 06:42 PM

Originally Posted By: Sunny Dae

I think she looks hot

sunny dae would totally prison rape her...

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 01/27/12 08:09 PM

Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream

Eve Lawrence. Nautica Thorn.

If you weigh the pluses and minuses, those two & Rachel Starr are all very doable. Eve Lawrence probably has the cutest face of the three and is not at all a horseface. She just has horrible balloon tits.

Posted by: drained

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 01/27/12 08:11 PM

She looks gnomish.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 01/27/12 08:15 PM

I can't remember what female gnomes look like. I just picture a midget with a pointy red hat and a beard. That reminds me that I always thought Belladonna's face looked like a Keebler elf.

Posted by: drained

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 01/27/12 08:33 PM

Eve Lawrence looks a bit evil. Maybe not really evil, but movie evil.
I dunno. Belladonna's not the hottest piece of ass in porn for sure. And the cliché that she gets it done performance-wise is valid in her case as well. The black hole in her ass might help the circus crowd out, too.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 01/28/12 12:29 PM

Horsefaced and very hot. It's a weird phenom. I think in her normal real world attire she would still be hot. It's her mouth. Sometimes weird mouths can be really hot. Amber Lynn comes to mind.

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 02/01/12 05:14 AM

Believe that Nautica and Eve are both 'retired.'

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 02/01/12 11:02 AM

Eve just got back from shooting some new content in LA. I believe she said she was content trading with Kelly Madison.

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 02/01/12 11:17 AM

Originally Posted By: Dick Dastardly

Eve just got back from shooting some new content in LA. I believe she said she was content trading with Kelly Madison.

This makes my penis happy

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 02/01/12 11:48 PM

Hopefully she's not sticking with the blonde look she had last time I saw her.

Posted by: coveryisadick

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 02/02/12 05:38 PM

both ..*shrugs* sometimes bestiality is hot :p

Posted by: duanculo

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 12:06 AM

she is so sexy beyond belief

Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 12:11 AM

Hot as fuck, still

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 12:19 AM

She is one of the only porn stars I've considered getting as an escort. I could never bring myself to actually do it, but she's just got such a great ass. Ellie Idol was the other one when she posted her info on Seattle's Eros page a few years back. She gave her cell # and a price of only $275, I think. But I lost the info before I ever made a weekend trip down to Seattle.

Posted by: Nathanial Mayweather

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 12:29 AM

Their are tons of non porn tainted whores available for sale with great asses. Why?

Steezo are you a starr fucker?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 12:32 AM

I just really like Rachel Starr and her amazing ass. I don't actually pay for any type of whores though, so it's just all academic. But, in theory, I would pay to hit that. And Ellie Idol. And Nikki Dial, if possible. And if I could do them all at once, I would happily drop dead afterwards.

Posted by: Nathanial Mayweather

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 12:56 AM

Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather

Steezo are you a starr fucker?

Originally Posted By: Steezo

That would be a YES. Although if the people on the celebrity apprentice are D list stars what does that make your average porn whore?

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 01:02 AM

Whores don't deserve any presence on prime-time TV, so they are basic cable at best. As to their level of stardom, it's well below D-list. They only exist to funnel money from horny perverts to jaded content providers. All in the interest of funding their own bad decisions and/or drug habits.

I can't come up with a word that fits all-of-the-above. Is there a one word analogy for human head cheese?

Posted by: Nathanial Mayweather

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 01:08 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

I can't come up with a word that fits all-of-the-above. Is there a one word analogy for human head cheese?

I'm kinda torn. The easy get would be

BrandonIron

However I'd like to say,,

Boringyo

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 01:10 AM

Alls I knows is Rachel Starr gots a whole lotta ass, dammit!

Posted by: Nathanial Mayweather

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 01:16 AM

Originally Posted By: Steezo

Alls I knows is Rachel Starr gots a whole lotta ass, dammit!

You're probably not going to believe me but I can say she blew me before she was a Starr and dancing That Ass off in Strip Clubs. musta been 19 or so... Strip club lighting kinda hides the Mr Ed Aspects of her features. So does five or six long islands....

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 01:24 AM

That info seems a bit too specific to the topic to be for real, but maybe it's true. April Flowers used to dance up here before she became a pornstar and I never managed to get a dance from her. She was alway the one super-hot girl in the club who never came around. Also, I remember from tipping her when she danced onstage that her flesh always felt super cold, which I believe is an indicator for cocaine abuse.

Posted by: Nathanial Mayweather

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 01:31 AM

Miss Starr is your typical white trash north Texas whore. They fall out of trees in North Texas. I have to give her credit for holding out til 24 till going into porn. It seemed like a business decision so she could charge fools 1.2k per session. However remember there was a time in her life that she was available in some sleezy club "VIP" room for 30 bucks a song and you could get a BJ. I finished on her asshole and rubbed my cock on that starfish....

Posted by: Nathanial Mayweather

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 01:33 AM

maybe the tip... and just for a second...

Posted by: Steezo

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 01:40 AM

Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather

I have to give her credit for holding out til 24 till going into porn. It seemed like a business decision so she could charge fools 1.2k per session.

See, I'm about to register for our yearly stipend from the Alaska Permanent Fund Dividend, from which I'll get about $1.2k in September/October. I'd happily swap that check for a piece of Rachel Starr's ass, but it'll never happen.

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 01:42 AM

So you are a Texican or were you just passing through?

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface? - 03/19/12 10:20 AM

Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather

Although if the people on the celebrity apprentice are D list stars what does that make your average porn whore?

About $300 an hour on Humaniplex or Redbook