Lela Star Escort?

Posted by: adult411

Lela Star Escort? - 05/31/09 10:11 PM

Wasnt Lela a contract whore? Now shes doing privates?

http://www.eros-la.com/sections/los_angeles_xxx_escorts.htm
Posted by: Whoremonger

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/01/09 02:57 AM

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Wasnt Lela a contract whore? Now shes doing privates?

http://www.eros-la.com/sections/los_angeles_xxx_escorts.htm




I think the clue is in the word whore you fucking idiot.
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/01/09 03:11 AM

Uh, yeah, what he said dude. It doesn't matter if a whore signed a contract cuz it's null and void strait out the gate due to the "whores lie" clause.

-Keep It Dirty

...No, really, whores lie. They do. I promise.
Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/01/09 03:29 AM

Fuck Lela Star. Sophia Santi is not selling her pussy on bodymiracle.
Posted by: Wankus was my Daddy

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/01/09 03:31 AM

What's also interesting from the link to Dream Girls is that "she's baaaaaacccckkkk. CYTHEREA is available for private bookings.
Posted by: Desert_N8iv

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/01/09 07:42 AM

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What's also interesting from the link to Dream Girls is that "she's baaaaaacccckkkk. CYTHEREA is available for private bookings.




Yep! Why should she let motherhood get in the way of whoring herself out?
Posted by: MrBelvedere

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/01/09 09:35 AM

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=413390&page=2&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1
Posted by: delanoojos

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/01/09 09:49 AM

Cytheria gets an extra $500 for peeing errr, squirting on a dude..Shes getting $1,900 hr f/s. Lela has been escorting for a year UTR with bodymiracle and another agency in Miami
Posted by: MrBelvedere

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/01/09 09:56 AM

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yum...
Posted by: drained

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/01/09 01:45 PM

Her tits were really fine before she got saline puddles. Probably an investment for more contract and private whoring.
Posted by: Y~T

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/01/09 09:34 PM

I must say I find it encouraging when the whores don't pull the bullshit "I want to go mainstream" "I want to be a star" etc and show/admit their true whoredom and start selling their services to all cummers.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/01/09 09:39 PM

While I find her to be one of the few strokeable and attractive girls in porn the last year or so, there is no way in hell I would pay her 1900 an HOUR....especially since she had to gobble arnold schwarzenpecker, and Dr. Brett Rockman and his weird scary crooked reproductive organ >>>> evidence >>>> http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/lela-star-/58559/ (Fast forward to the ending gobble scene, everything is a yawn before the pop scene....)

This girl has such a xanax personality and countenance, she is so soft and laid back and seems so happy to be the filthy cum recepetacle she is...it kills her credibility in my imagination. You need the urgent, intense-yet-excited-yet-contemptuous attitude of Gian Jerkins to make multi load gobbling scenes work...or the sheer intense greediness of Moxxie Maddron. With Gia, its obvious she loathes the idiot pathetic meat stick guys, but loves the cum and the fact that the spectacle she is creating will be scene and USED by men in the world who, in real life, she might WANT to really blow/gobble (and not neccessarily for money even.) Now THAT's honest porn....

Lela star is just tooooo happy in her scenes....and I dont care what anyone says, NO PORN STAR is worth these exorbitant rates. Fuck, I have paid 1900 (give or take) for a full nights service from strippers I hit it off with and who wanted the action, and they are superior (FAR Superior) in most ways to what Lela Star represents.

Burg's rule of thumb, when it comes to the commodity of whores and multihour "dates", is that, when broken down to a simple PER HOUR figure, the best whores should be paid by you to the tune of 300-500 per hour. Now that is based on a 4 hour session, all the way to a full night sleepover with omelette and coffee in the morning before you call her a cab to go home...and that is a NON-CUM Omelette you fucking sick fucks. These days, even the hottest nastiest whores are content/deserve/have reason to expect 2000-2500 for a nights session (of STRAIGHT sex, no off the wall totally weird bullshit or kinky/harmful shit.)

But really, every deal and situation is unique, and it really falls to whatever each party is happy with and can live with....
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/02/09 09:02 AM

Burg, I thought we've been over this. Fucking pornstars is not about the sex. It's about trophy hunting.

You don't shoot a big horn sheep because the jerky tastes good.

There are thousands of girls who are hotter than Lela (even using the subjective concept of beauty) and I'm sure many of them will give you a better ride than she will. The true value is in being able to watch the Playboy Channel and say "See that girl? I fucked her ass." even if you're saying it to yourself.
Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/02/09 12:33 PM

^^^^^Yep.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/02/09 01:12 PM

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Fucking pornstars is not about the sex. It's about trophy hunting.





Exactly.






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This girl has such a xanax personality and countenance




I'm stealing this DaB. I plan to use it in conversations, when sadly applicable.
Posted by: orgasmatron

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/02/09 03:52 PM

how is it a trophy to fuck a girl who's been fucked by a thousand nasty old gross men?

I thought a trophy was a hot UNATTAINABLE girl.

Paying for it kind of nullifies the trophy aspect.
Posted by: MrBelvedere

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/03/09 09:21 AM

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Fucking pornstars is not about the sex. It's about trophy hunting.





Exactly.








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This girl has such a xanax personality and countenance




I'm stealing this DaB. I plan to use it in conversations, when sadly applicable.



what does personality have to do with it?
Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/03/09 01:03 PM

We talked about this before....

Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/03/09 01:14 PM

i agree with the cripple.

why would you pay a hoe 1900 for a hour and you cum in 5 mins. now that 55 mins you got to sit there and have small talk untill you get back hard again.reality sets in damn i just paid this whore 1900 dollars!

that's why i only charge street hoe prices
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/03/09 09:13 PM

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that's why i only charge street hoe prices




That, and maybe you can only GET street 'ho prices. Just sayin' ...
Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/03/09 09:16 PM

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that's why i only charge street hoe prices




That, and maybe you can only GET street 'ho prices. Just sayin' ...





hey at least i don't have to use a mirror to see my private parts. you big fat fuck
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/03/09 10:08 PM

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that's why i only charge street hoe prices




That, and maybe you can only GET street 'ho prices. Just sayin' ...





hey at least i don't have to use a mirror to see my private parts. you big fat fuck




The magnification mirror works best. I can pretend I've actually got a decent sized cock.

Posted by: Sammura33

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/03/09 10:11 PM

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that's why i only charge street hoe prices




That, and maybe you can only GET street 'ho prices. Just sayin' ...







hey at least i don't have to use a mirror to see my private parts. you big fat fuck




The magnification mirror works best. I can pretend I've actually got a decent sized cock.




ok that was funny
Posted by: Cody

Re: Lela Star Escort? - 06/03/09 11:48 PM