Air Force Amy's lulzy meltdown

Desi Foxx's colleague and pw of sorts Air Force Amy is sad. A client promised to come to the ranch and have sex for money with her but never showed up. "I actually sent a limo to the airport for him and it cost me $80 for whatever pleasure he got out of doing this to me," former US Air Force Ace sobs.

And that's only the beginning of Amy's extreme streak of bad luck. Mike, an evil man hiding behind a gmail identity "md090419" sent Amy the following message: "Are you available on Sunday May 10th in the late afternoon or early evening". Once again, poor Amy fell for his sweet talk, cleared the dust from her cunt, and dressed her aging body in lingerie but all in vain... Mike was a no-show.

Adding insult to the injury, email is not the only tool used by the evil con men to scam poor Amy. Some go as far as giving her false telephone numbers! "I would come into work and get a stack of index cards from the office with names and numbers to call and nine out of ten and ten out of ten were either bad numbers or people that had no idea of who I was" she says tears streaming down her face. Yes, who would have guessed that "Osama bin Landen", "Satan", "George W Bush"(12 different numbers) or "Johnny the motherfucker who cheated on his girlfriend with that skank Lori, please call after 5 when my parents are home and don't forget to mention you're a hooker" are not really who they claim to be.

Amy frowns: "I swear, my retirement can't come soon enough." "Please be sure and join my website as it needs to become my main source of income so I can move to LA before Winter without relying on my real estate to sell,"she orders her fans.

Fellow harlot Willow Love jumped to comfort her: "Man, I have had my hopes crushed like that before. That really stinks!! It seems like someone in the family always dies the day before the appointment. I refuse to give any guy too much attention without a deposite. I have just been hurt too many times. I'm sorry that happened to you Amy."

Willow's bad fortune made Amy feel like jumping up and down and screaming out with Schadenfreude . "Ha ha! I can't tell you how many"deaths in the family" and "family emergencies' I'm responsible for, " she confesses her crimes. Then she laughed again: "ha ha."

Boosted by the new found energy she suddenly remembered her glory days of maneuvering in her P-51 Mustang, shooting down the fascists by dozens while dodging Flugabwehrkanone fire. She won't let anyone hurt her anymore! She's going to turn the table on her tormentors: "Maybe I just won't answer any email for a couple weeks. Watch 'em cry their little eyes out then. No one paying attention to their demented little charades. Their world as they know it will be crushed. "Oooooooh noooooo I have to back to my evil ways on match.com". Then again, maybe the elimination of "ilegal escort" postings on Craiglist is driving all the crazies here."

We wish her best of luck.

I hear they play TAPS eveytime she falls asleep at the MLBR.

Wasnt she one of the orginal VIVID Girls back in 1953?????

I also hear to keep her name she has to give a Air Force personnel and senior citizens a 110% discount.

Stupid whore should stop whining,according to dennis she made $500,000 last year.

^^^Does anyone believe she really earned half a million last year? Don't forget that half of the money she earns go to Dennis Hof's pocket. Assuming that she works 20 days a month(240 days a year) and that average price for a fuck session is $400 per hour she'd have to serve 10-11 johns every day. Also, I think all Vivid and Digital Playground contract whores would have been working at the Bunny Ranch if it really paid that well.

they have to give HALF to the brothel?
ewwwwwwwww

i read a girls blog, that was like, written from within the brothel- i dont know if it was that particular one, theres a few right?
anyhow, in this girls blog she as saying how theyre like, on lockdown in the brothel
is that true?
it did not read like the blog of a happy girl
isnt that one lady on here working there?
can she tell us if theyre on lockdown in the brothel?

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they have to give HALF to the brothel?

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Yes
"Please remember 1/2 of what you spend goes to the Bunnyranch. What you get for that is a guaranteed safe and legal environment for you to have all the sex for money, no strings attached that you want. The Bunnyranch provides the licensing for us to get it on with no worries.
We can look at it like this; half the money you give me goes to the ranch to ensure both mine and your safety. If you go looking for sex from a stranger a lot of bad things can happen that won't happen here and we both have to pay for that."

She also claims that what seems to be an average party(including "Friendly conversation, visiting in the parlor, touring the facilities, libations, strip tease/sexy lap dance, shower together or romantic Jacuzzi or bubble bath, view XXX videos, foreplay/ full contact sensual massage, breast sex, oral sex, intercourse with various positions, cunninglingus or 69, souvenirs, condoms, lube, oils, lotions, sex toys.") "could very likely cost $1,000 but that's obviously bullshit.

What do you mean by "anyhow, in this girls blog she as saying how theyre like, on lockdown in the brothel"?