Posted by: ChipE
Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 05:38 PM
The word is Danny boy and Eva are no longer together. Did I miss something? My favorite ho is making a comeback as a MILF. It's a Festivus Miracle!
Eva Angelina Single?
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 05:58 PM
Wow, another single mother in porn, how surprising.
I thought they were married, no?
I thought they were married, no?
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 06:08 PM
The Creep Bus departs Inditucky for So Cal in just a few hours, Fraud. You better hop to it.
Godspeed.
Godspeed.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 06:28 PM
her career is close to the end, best actress AVN award, fat because her pregnancy, 6 years being a pro whore, the economy hitting the adult industry badly... go a do some cougars and mifs scene and go back to your hometown ... 
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 06:32 PM
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The Creep Bus departs Inditucky for So Cal in just a few hours, Fraud. You better hop to it.
Godspeed.
No thanks, faggot, I prefer to fly.
Keep stalking me, loser.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 06:57 PM
Now that's funny, Eric accuses somebody of being a stalker. I don't think Eva wants her real name and address posted online so I don't think you have a chance dude.
But I'll be rooting for you. I want to see another thread as great as the "I banged Bree Olson" thread.
Don't get all mad and quit XPT again because people are picking on you. I know you are sensitive.
But I'll be rooting for you. I want to see another thread as great as the "I banged Bree Olson" thread.
Don't get all mad and quit XPT again because people are picking on you. I know you are sensitive.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 07:01 PM
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her career is close to the end, best actress AVN award, fat because her pregnancy, 6 years being a pro whore, the economy hitting the adult industry badly... go a do some crougars and mifs scene and go back to your hometown ...
I have always had a thing for crougars
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 07:03 PM
What man in his right mind would attempt to have a serious relationship (let alone a family) with a woman who is broken enough to think porn is a good career choice?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 07:22 PM
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What man in his right mind would attempt to have a serious relationship (let alone a family) with a woman who is broken enough to think porn is a good career choice?
I dont know someone who is a winner in bad life decisions category....or they are trying for a book deal 4 to 8 years down the road.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 07:25 PM
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Now that's funny, Eric accuses somebody of being a stalker. I don't think Eva wants her real name and address posted online so I don't think you have a chance dude.
But I'll be rooting for you. I want to see another thread as great as the "I banged Bree Olson" thread.
Don't get all mad and quit XPT again because people are picking on you. I know you are sensitive.
Who said anything about quitting this place, you dipshit? It provides way too many laughs for even myself. I take breaks every now & then to cool off, as though you never let anything get to you? Get real, fucktard.
And calling me out as a stalker is about as relevant as calling me a fanboi, you dumbass. I came into this industry as a means to shoot pictures, something I've been doing for 12 years (photography in general) still remains that way. I gained some friends along the way, awesome.
Just because dolts like you are too ignorant to grasp the concept of trust (and why not to fuck with it), doesn't mean I have to tolerate it. Fact is, putz, not a single one of you would say it to my face in an aggresive manner. If you did the same thing to me, as a guy, I'd probably kick your teeth down your throat & enjoy the comfort of a jail cell (for assault) just out of principle.
The power of the internet & its anonymity, (bl)ahhhh.
As far as posting the personal info that I did, she deserved every last fucking bit of it. Deal. Why don't you do something about other than crying like she did in court, ya whiney bitch.
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I have always had a thing for crougars
Dino, I think he meant Krogers. I prefer Meijer, personally.
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 08:06 PM
For a guy that throws around the word principle(s) so often, you certainly don't seem to have any, other than those you try to convince us all you have.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 08:12 PM
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Dino, I think he meant Krogers. I prefer Meijer, personally.
Okay, If you promise not to say anything to ANYONE I will tell you this shit....I think I saw Gia over at Ralphs yesterday.....not gonna give out the "location"....dont need any stalkerazzi/fanboi types camping out waiting to catch her back there again.....I dont need that on my watch!
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 08:27 PM
What, no Kumbaya get-togethers at the tree hugger grocery anymore?
You really are stupid. Of course I have principles, very few, one of which is trust Violate mine, I make sure you don't have any privacy whatsoever.
Follow your own advice & quit while you're behind, stalker.
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For a guy that throws around the word principle(s) so often, you certainly don't seem to have any, other than those you try to convince us all you have.
You really are stupid. Of course I have principles, very few, one of which is trust Violate mine, I make sure you don't have any privacy whatsoever.
Follow your own advice & quit while you're behind, stalker.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 08:36 PM
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Now that's funny, Eric accuses somebody of being a stalker. I don't think Eva wants her real name and address posted online so I don't think you have a chance dude.
But I'll be rooting for you. I want to see another thread as great as the "I banged Bree Olson" thread.
Don't get all mad and quit XPT again because people are picking on you. I know you are sensitive.
Who said anything about quitting this place, you dipshit? It provides way too many laughs for even myself. I take breaks every now & then to cool off, as though you never let anything get to you? Get real, fucktard.
And calling me out as a stalker is about as relevant as calling me a fanboi, you dumbass. I came into this industry as a means to shoot pictures, something I've been doing for 12 years (photography in general) still remains that way. I gained some friends along the way, awesome.
Just because dolts like you are too ignorant to grasp the concept of trust (and why not to fuck with it), doesn't mean I have to tolerate it. Fact is, putz, not a single one of you would say it to my face in an aggresive manner. If you did the same thing to me, as a guy, I'd probably kick your teeth down your throat & enjoy the comfort of a jail cell (for assault) just out of principle.
The power of the internet & its anonymity, (bl)ahhhh.
As far as posting the personal info that I did, she deserved every last fucking bit of it. Deal. Why don't you do something about other than crying like she did in court, ya whiney bitch.
Are you going to send me a punch of PM's again because I hurt your feelings?
You are a stalker. You are not a tough guy. You are a little bitch that when he gets his feelings hurt freaks out and acts irrational. Which is why even porn stars think you are crazy.
Now go work on your little database logging who got a facial and who got dp'd. It's so intimidating when a webmaster threatens you. They are such tough guys.
Just curious, besides Bree, who was the LAST person to serve you with a restraining order?
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 08:45 PM
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You really are stupid. Of course I have principles, very few, one of which is trust Violate mine, I make sure you don't have any privacy whatsoever.
Stupid? You're a fucking Neanderthal, you silly bitch.
There's nothing more ironic than you and your avatar.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 08:51 PM
Other than a 3rd rate newb here on XPT, you are?
I'll chalk part of your drivel up to the fact that you obviously don't know the defintion of stalker, asswipe. The court system here in Indiana issues the retraining order to ANYONE based on evidence (true or false) brought forth by the petitioner, unless challenged by the respondant whom it's being enforced upon. I challanged, her shit didn't hold up in court, end of story.
Got any more bullshit to flap on about, or are you content being ignorant & white-knighting for the whore(s)?
And despite what a bitch you think I am, I would put you in the hospital if you had the nerve to ramble on like this to my face. Like I said, your attempts as a keyboard tough guy are far more pathetic than anything you accuse me of, doormat. At least I'm willing & capable of backing myself up, you're just a big mouth. I attend a couple of the shows each year, dare to take me up on the challenge? No? I thought so. Who's the bitch now?
Thanks, I take "Neanderthal" as a compliment. That's right, no one is safe, not even the poor demure whore. Don't play games with fire if you don't want to get burned.
However, the 'bitch' is in your mirror every morning, dope. What, no more stalker claims this time around? You're letting me down.
Com'on girls (Jeff & Blaahhhh), make me famous. You can do better than that.
I'll chalk part of your drivel up to the fact that you obviously don't know the defintion of stalker, asswipe. The court system here in Indiana issues the retraining order to ANYONE based on evidence (true or false) brought forth by the petitioner, unless challenged by the respondant whom it's being enforced upon. I challanged, her shit didn't hold up in court, end of story.
Got any more bullshit to flap on about, or are you content being ignorant & white-knighting for the whore(s)?
And despite what a bitch you think I am, I would put you in the hospital if you had the nerve to ramble on like this to my face. Like I said, your attempts as a keyboard tough guy are far more pathetic than anything you accuse me of, doormat. At least I'm willing & capable of backing myself up, you're just a big mouth. I attend a couple of the shows each year, dare to take me up on the challenge? No? I thought so. Who's the bitch now?
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Stupid? You're a fucking Neanderthal, you silly bitch.
Thanks, I take "Neanderthal" as a compliment. That's right, no one is safe, not even the poor demure whore. Don't play games with fire if you don't want to get burned.
However, the 'bitch' is in your mirror every morning, dope. What, no more stalker claims this time around? You're letting me down.
Com'on girls (Jeff & Blaahhhh), make me famous. You can do better than that.
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 09:06 PM
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And despite what a bitch you think I am, I would put you in the hospital if you had the nerve to ramble on like this to my face. Like I said, your attempts as a keyboard tough guy are far more pathetic than anything you accuse me of, doormat. At least I'm willing & capable of backing myself up, you're just a big mouth. I attend a couple of the shows each year, dare to take me up on the challenge? No? I thought so. Who's the bitch now?
That was a strange little exchange you had with yourself there. At any rate, if we were to ever meet, I honestly would not be able to stop laughing. Believe it.
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Thanks, I take "Neanderthal" as a compliment. But the 'bitch' is in your mirror every morning, you dope.
Yea.. it's your mother blowing me in the full-length while I'm brushing my teefs.
Like fish in a barrel, Son.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 09:09 PM
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That was a strange little exchange you had with yourself there. At any rate. if we were to ever meet, I honestly would not be able to stop laughing. Believe it.
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Yea.. it's your mother blowing me in the full-length while I'm brushing my teefs.
Is that the best you can muster? Haha. Keep backpeddling, you drippy cunt.
Wow, mama jokes. I take back all those threats of beating your ass. I didn't realize I was dealing with a teenager & his skillz.
Fish in a barrel? Pot, meet kettle. Dunce. You keep replying to multiple threads. Creepy, if you ask me. Get out much?
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 09:16 PM
Eric, you are the mentally the weakest poster on XPT. I have been trading some PM's here with other members and we are all laughing at you. We think it's funny how easy it is for you to lose your shit and freak out. Which probably explains why you are also a stalker.
Your father raised you to be a weak man. You are a disappointment to him.
Do you see that disappointment in your parents eyes when you see them?
Your father raised you to be a weak man. You are a disappointment to him.
Do you see that disappointment in your parents eyes when you see them?
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 09:21 PM
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Eric, you are the mentally the weakest poster on XPT. I have been trading some PM's here with other members and we are all laughing at you. We think it's funny how easy it is for you to lose your shit and freak out. Which probably explains why you are also a stalker.
Your father raised you to be a weak man. You are a disappointment to him.
Do you see that disappointment in your parents eyes when you see them?
Oh, boo-hoo, all the head games you're playing with me are just too much to bear. :wristslitbanana:
I think we exchanged ONE (yes, 1) PM in my 3+ years here at XPT.
You're an anonymous shithead with balls the size of popcorn kernels. Got any more, 3rd rate poster #57?
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 09:25 PM
Eric, it's not your fault
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 09:38 PM
I know, I know. Please, make the voices stop. 
Posted by: lance69
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 10:45 PM
She was looking pretty damn good in Arizona a couple weeks ago. She may be single and at the end of her career, but she's still hot as hell. 
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 10:54 PM
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Dino, I think he meant Krogers. I prefer Meijer, personally.
Okay, If you promise not to say anything to ANYONE I will tell you this shit....I think I saw Gia over at Ralphs yesterday.....not gonna give out the "location"....dont need any stalkerazzi/fanboi types camping out waiting to catch her back there again.....I dont need that on my watch!
you're in town? you shoulda said hi!!!! Was it two nights ago super late like after Whole Foods closes and I was buying chocolate soy delicious ice cream, napkins, and fruit. i think i was in a black hoodie. if anyone of you ever recognize me, SAY HI.
Posted by: Claude Goddard
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 11:47 PM
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I came into this industry as a means to shoot pictures, something I've been doing for 12 years (photography in general) still remains that way.
Right, a 28 year old virgin just happens to get involved in the porn 'industry' because he's REALLY interested in photography.
Posted by: duckduckgoose
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/20/09 11:56 PM
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I have always had a thing for crougars
Me too... Freddy Crougars is my favourite.
Posted by: Claude Goddard
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/21/09 01:49 AM
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What man in his right mind would attempt to have a serious relationship (let alone a family) with a woman who is broken enough to think porn is a good career choice?
Do you mean Eva's guy or madman Eric?
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/21/09 02:23 AM
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Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/21/09 08:07 AM
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Dino, I think he meant Krogers. I prefer Meijer, personally.
Good choice. At least Meijer is openly anti-faggotry of all types and consistently rates the absolute worst for the openly hostile treatment of the sodomites.
Posted by: Sonny Chiba
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/21/09 08:19 AM
Let's get this thread back on track shall we?
Posted by: Clinton Swann
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/22/09 01:43 AM
I care very little for Eva; she never swallows.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/22/09 03:45 AM
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Keep stalking me, loser.
You mean, he's not stalking me anymore?
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/22/09 08:35 AM
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I care very little for Eva; she never swallows.
yes she has.
guess you just gotta know which of her vids to watch.
BTW:
Eva Angelina and Teagan Presley to Appear on Playboy Radio’s Night Calls to Make Major Announcement
April 22, 2009
Adult Mega Stars Eva Angelina and Teagan Presley are set to appear on Sirius XM’s Playboy Radio Channel 99 at 9PM EST, 6PM PST Wednesday evening on Night Calls Radio. Hosted by adult film legend Christy Canyon and Nicki Hunter, Presley and Angelina are joined by Sun Goddess: Malibu director Joshua.
“I have a big announcement to make, actually Teagan and I both have a VERY big announcement. My fans have been dying to hear when I am coming back, so tune in to hear something that should get everyone excited,” exclaims Eva.
“I think fans are going to be blown away by our announcement, and I’m excited to do it first on Night Calls,” adds Presley.
Eva Angelina hasn’t been on set in over a year, and her return to the adult business is expected to be huge. Presley recently wrapped the much-anticipated Sun Goddess: Malibu, alongside Sasha Grey, Gianna Lynn, and Adam & Eve contract star Bree Olson. Malibu is set to be released in May and was produced by skinworXXX and distributed by Adam & Eve.
Tune in to Sirius XM channel 99 at 9PM EST, 6PM PST to Playboy Radio’s Night Calls on Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009.
Posted by: JAGnLA
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/22/09 08:44 AM
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her career is close to the end, best actress AVN award, fat because her pregnancy, 6 years being a pro whore, the economy hitting the adult industry badly... go a do some cougars and mifs scene and go back to your hometown ...
While I can't speak on all of these factors, it does seem like a difficult time to attempt a comeback. However, Eva really hasn't been gone all THAT long. As for being fat - you couldn't be more wrong! I saw her at the XRCOs and she looked terrific - maybe even better than before the baby!
Posted by: Clinton Swann
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/22/09 01:54 PM
@Monstar
Don't get me wrong, I find her very attractive. But she's always spitting or dodging and for me that's a big deal.
Care to tell us when she's swallowed?
Don't get me wrong, I find her very attractive. But she's always spitting or dodging and for me that's a big deal.
Care to tell us when she's swallowed?
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/22/09 02:08 PM
i'll ask...
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/22/09 02:38 PM
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Eva Angelina and Teagan Presley to Appear on Playboy Radio’s Night Calls to Make Major Announcement
They're going to start hooking as a team. Two whores for the price of one.
Posted by: Cindi Loftus
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/22/09 03:20 PM
http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=6650
Just did an interview with Eva. Here's the real story why she and husband broke up. And a new picture of her. she looks fabulous. Far from fat.
Just did an interview with Eva. Here's the real story why she and husband broke up. And a new picture of her. she looks fabulous. Far from fat.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/22/09 03:21 PM
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They're going to start hooking as a team. Two whores for the price of one.
If they're sellin', I'm buyin'!
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/22/09 04:59 PM
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Here's her side of the story why she and husband broke up.
FIXED.
Not that I don't necessarily believe the whore, but realize that there are always two sides to EVERY story.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/22/09 05:31 PM
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http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=6650
Just did an interview with Eva. Here's the real story why she and husband broke up. And a new picture of her. she looks fabulous. Far from fat.
Go kill yourself you rotten old cunt. You're a bigger leech than Ross.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/22/09 07:13 PM
Here's what she said in her press release on her "major announcement"
Ummmmmm.......so. Let us know when your back doing anal gangbangs.
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Teagan and I got VERY aggressive with each other, and it is probably one of our dirtiest girl/girl scenes I’ve done
Ummmmmm.......so. Let us know when your back doing anal gangbangs.
Posted by: Sir CharlesZ
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/23/09 03:18 AM
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http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=6650
Just did an interview with Eva. Here's the real story why she and husband broke up. And a new picture of her. she looks fabulous. Far from fat.
Go kill yourself you rotten old cunt. You're a bigger leech than Ross.
How dare you talk to her that way? That was a great interview with the always beautiful Eva Angelina, and I for one am thankful that she shared it with us.
This forum seems to be filled with alot of hateful, woman-hating scumbags who get their jollies insulting women. I just don't understand all of the vitrol going around. If you hate women so much, why do you even watch porn?
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/23/09 07:50 AM
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http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=6650
Just did an interview with Eva. Here's the real story why she and husband broke up. And a new picture of her. she looks fabulous. Far from fat.
Go kill yourself you rotten old cunt. You're a bigger leech than Ross.
How dare you talk to her that way? That was a great interview with the always beautiful Eva Angelina, and I for one am thankful that she shared it with us.
This forum seems to be filled with alot of hateful, woman-hating scumbags who get their jollies insulting women. I just don't understand all of the vitrol going around. If you hate women so much, why do you even watch porn?
It's that time Darrah.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/24/09 05:21 AM
nows your chance monstar, she got a new baby to feed so she will be on the hunt for a new daddy, get in there quick.
I bet whatever it is that guy did was nothing compared to her meatholes scene, his biggest mistake was not throwing her $600 and telling her he was in the mood for rough play.
I bet whatever it is that guy did was nothing compared to her meatholes scene, his biggest mistake was not throwing her $600 and telling her he was in the mood for rough play.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/25/09 03:16 PM
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nows your chance monstar, she got a new baby to feed so she will be on the hunt for a new daddy, get in there quick.
but... isn't mosntar a homosexual?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/25/09 05:52 PM
*L*G* said:
Holy shit! Dude, who the fuck knows!? Maury, the results are in, yes? 
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but... isn't mosntar a homosexual?
Holy shit! Dude, who the fuck knows!?
Maury, the results are in, yes?
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/25/09 05:53 PM
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but... isn't mosntar a homosexual?
amazing. you can't spell my name correctly but you spell "homosexual" perfectly.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/25/09 06:03 PM
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but... isn't mosntar a homosexual?
amazing. you can't spell my name correctly but you spell "homosexual" perfectly.
because your name is like your gender...
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/25/09 06:17 PM
Last time I checked, "homosexual" wasn't a gender, but I should come to expect such logic from a 3rd World neophyte.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/25/09 06:22 PM
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because your name is like your gender...
First and last name, so, 2, yes?...
@eric: Isn't it spelled "neophyte"??
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/25/09 08:55 PM
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Last time I checked, "homosexual" wasn't a gender, but I should come to expect such logic from a 3rd World neophyte.
(wow!!! 3rd world country jokes...that's new on XPT)
the last time i checked "loser stalker douche" i got your complete background check....
alexandra is like that Alien from Eneymy Mine.. you dont know if he is a male or a female, he try to look sometimes like a man, sometimes like a homo and sometimes like a women... and he is good doing that
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/25/09 10:14 PM
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Last time I checked, "homosexual" wasn't a gender, but I should come to expect such logic from a 3rd World neophyte.
(wow!!! 3rd world country jokes...that's new on XPT)
the last time i checked "loser stalker douche" i got your complete background check....
alexandra is like that Alien from Eneymy Mine.. you dont know if he is a male or a female, he try to look sometimes like a man, sometimes like a homo and sometimes like a women... and he is good doing that
Hmmm, let's compile a list of your jokes that were original?
- Monstar is gay
- Eric is a stalker
- Hav2shit is gay.
Keep'em coming, spic-n-span.
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/25/09 10:59 PM
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alexandra is like that Alien from Eneymy Mine..
"Enemy Mine"? what a fuckin' topical reference captain caveman! Wow, you are on top of your shit down there in bedrock, please hit me with another cutting edge joke.
you big-titted fat fuck keep jackin' to your rowdy roddy piper vhs. maybe after you pop you might have a moment of clarity and come up with something from this century.
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/25/09 11:03 PM
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Holy shit! Dude, who the fuck knows!?
nice. while you are busy badly photo shopping, your offspring probably has a finger in the light socket. who knew child abandonment was hereditary?
no wonder your parents bounced. I would have too but at least had the clarity to add some crushed glass to your num-nums. even afterward, they fail. some shit is hereditary.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 05:21 AM
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*L*G* said:Quote:
but... isn't mosntar a homosexual?
Holy shit! Dude, who the fuck knows!?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 08:38 AM
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you big-titted fat fuck
errmmm excuseme... are you talking about big titted fat fucks?? you???
that is like a porn whore talking shit about the bunny ranch hookers.
stop crying alenxandra, you are ruining your make up.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 08:40 AM
Alex weighs less than I do, and he's about 4-5" taller. I sure as hell don't consider myself fat, at least by non-California standards.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 08:46 AM
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Last time I checked, "homosexual" wasn't a gender, but I should come to expect such logic from a 3rd World neophyte.
(wow!!! 3rd world country jokes...that's new on XPT)
the last time i checked "loser stalker douche" i got your complete background check....
alexandra is like that Alien from Eneymy Mine.. you dont know if he is a male or a female, he try to look sometimes like a man, sometimes like a homo and sometimes like a women... and he is good doing that
Hmmm, let's compile a list of your jokes that were original?
- Monstar is gay
- Eric is a stalker
- Hav2shit is gay.
Keep'em coming, spic-n-span.
h2c??? what are you talking about willis?
h2c is a respectable contender on flame wars, and our feud is old and over, now you and alexandra are to pussies who get pissed off very quick and start doing girlie comebacks, at least alexandra is a shemale, so...but you...L for loser should be a good name for a reality show about you and how girls cheats on you.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 08:47 AM
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Alex weighs less than I do, and he's about 4-5" taller. I sure as hell don't consider myself fat, at least by non-California standards.
wow! so you have on your records Alex's weight and height ??
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 09:11 AM
what a surprise.. look up in on the boards! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Freestylah to the rescue!
thanks pal! I had a 20 spot that said you would be posting after me in under 5 responses.
thanks pal! I had a 20 spot that said you would be posting after me in under 5 responses.
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 09:22 AM
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h2c is a respectable contender on flame wars, and our feud is old and over, now you and alexandra are to pussies who get pissed off very quick and start doing girlie comebacks, at least alexandra is a shemale, so...but you...L for loser should be a good name for a reality show about you and how girls cheats on you.
what the fuck are your talking about, you fucking tubby bitch? all your dated ass responses suck
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h2c??? what are you talking about willis?
what is this '83? I gotta reach back a couple of decades so you have any idea that you are getting cracked on. So go get your lard ass upon the top rope and go jimmy snuka on your burro.
no wonder you keep throwing out "gay, tranny" jokes...where you are from, where 'enemy mine' and 'wwf' are all the rage, it's fuckin' hip. jesus christ, Bam-Bam leave your stone-age family and google some "your momma" jokes or something.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 09:25 AM
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wow! so you have on your records Alex's weight and height ??
Let me tell you a story, Capt. Caveman.
Here is the US, they have these things we call airports. Sorry, we don't use gliders from the highest cliff in order to escape the hell that is our island paradise. From these airport things, I fly to LA &/or Vegas each year, and yes, I run into "Alexandra".
I know this comes as a surprise to you, but it's called power of observation. He's taller than I am, and leaner, too. It's not hard to ascertain that he's not fat, nor does he have big titties. But I'd expect that from the education system of country that is on the same scale of the hunger crisis in Somalia.
Signed, "The Loser who got cheated on" (since your mentality isn't able to comprehend anything else).
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 09:26 AM
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stop crying alenxandra, you are ruining your make up.
on snap! you got me! LOL you must wear the biggest sombrero around your village, poncho.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 09:47 AM
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 10:00 AM
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alexandra and erica
that the best you got? adding an 'a' to a name and a youtube link? yabba-dabb-dumb.
"me got him! Me make 'enemy mine' joke! Ha! Next me posted name with 'a' at the end! Me Winner!!! ...Mom, make me burrito. Me be here for awhile...."
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 10:00 AM
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h2c is a respectable contender on flame wars, and our feud is old and over, now you and alexandra are to pussies who get pissed off very quick and start doing girlie comebacks, at least alexandra is a shemale, so...but you...L for loser should be a good name for a reality show about you and how girls cheats on you.
what the fuck are your talking about, you fucking tubby bitch? all your dated ass responses suck
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h2c??? what are you talking about willis?
what is this '83? I gotta reach back a couple of decades so you have any idea that you are getting cracked on. So go get your lard ass upon the top rope and go jimmy snuka on your burro.
no wonder you keep throwing out "gay, tranny" jokes...where you are from, where 'enemy mine' and 'wwf' are all the rage, it's fuckin' hip. jesus christ, Bam-Bam leave your stone-age family and google some "your momma" jokes or something.
the girl who opened a thread asking which Evel Knievel's jacket she should buy... is saying that, why you dont came out of the closet Alexa? you can make more money scamming fag pornstars doing your "PR"(what a fucking joke!!) for them.
you and eric make the perfect couple you 2 should get married ...ohh sorry CA is not allowing the Fag marriage anymore ...im really sorry
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 10:02 AM
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alexandra and erica
that the best you got? adding an 'a' to a name and a youtube link? yabba-dabb-dumb.
"me got him! Me make 'enemy mine' joke! Ha! Next me posted name with 'a' at the end! Me Winner!!! ...Mom, make me burrito. Me be here for awhile...."
burrito? Chico Travieso is the mexican guy here
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 10:28 AM
Quote:Quote:
"me got him! Me make 'enemy mine' joke! Ha! Next me posted name with 'a' at the end! Me Winner!!! ...Mom, make me burrito. Me be here for awhile...."
burrito? Chico Travieso is the mexican guy here
There's a difference?
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 03:45 PM
monster
Glad to be of service.
Question, though. Is this how you make a living nowadays? PWs not paying enough or is Ms. Armani snorting away all the money?
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thanks pal! I had a 20 spot that said you would be posting after me in under 5 responses.
Glad to be of service.
Question, though. Is this how you make a living nowadays? PWs not paying enough or is Ms. Armani snorting away all the money?
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 04:20 PM
smooth. protect the girl by diverting my attentions to you so presumably I'll lose interest in her. Pretty transparent.
I have noticed it before. I was just waiting for an obvious time like now to point it out...
I have noticed it before. I was just waiting for an obvious time like now to point it out...
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 06:16 PM
MY SPACE BULLETIN FROM EVA
I'm Cumming Back & I'm Exclusive!
Body:
skinworXXX Announces Eva Angelina’s Comeback Movie, and Officially Announces Teagan Presley and Eva Angelina as Exclusive Stars and Owners!
April 22, 2009
The announcement fans have been waiting for from Eva Angelina was officially made Wednesday on Playboy Radio’s Night Calls. Eva’s first movie back is after a year leave from the business is Deviance: Eva Angelina, and will also be her first film for skinworXXX, the studio she now also has an ownership/executive producer role in. Joining Angelina in Deviance is adult legend Teagan Presley, who also serves as an owner/executive producer. Both stars will perform exclusively for skinworXXX, and promise to make movies that the fans want to see.
“We wanted to give fans a treat, so we decided to shoot a free bonus scene available today. This is one of the dirtiest girl/girl scenes I’ve ever shot, and I think fans will be blown away,” gushes Eva. “The chemistry Teagan and I have makes working with her a real pleasure. She is definitely not a girl who is ‘gay for pay,’ and that shows up on screen.
”
“Fans are used to seeing me doing really aggressive boy/girl anal scenes, and as I did with Sun Goddess: Malibu, I wanted to show that I can exclusively do girls now, but still give fans a nasty scene they expect from me.” Presley adds, “My first girl/girl ever was with Eva, and as you can see in our scene we released today, we have a ton of sexual chemistry that’s been brewing for a few years.” The scene, which director Joshua dubbed Cumbacks: Eva Angelina and Teagan Presley, runs nearly a full half hour, and features some of the most aggressive girl/girl action either star has performed. Cumbacks was shot in 1080P HD and in one take, and is available exclusively on DevianceXXX. com (launching this week) and is available now on SunGoddessXXX. com and AdultBluReview. com, and will also be featured on TeaganPresley. com and EvaAngelinaXXX. com as well.
“I decided to be exclusive to skinworXXX as I really like Teagan and Joshua, and the way Sun Goddess has turned out convinced me. They aren’t just turning out porn, they are making quality movies that look ridiculously hot and still have very hard sex. I’ve wanted to be an exclusive star when I returned, and what a better way than owning a part of my own studio,” explains Eva about her decision to only perform for skinworXXX. Adds Presley, “I obviously love being a contract girl, and I like being able to have creative input on everything, and do the movies I want to do, and that fans want me to do.” Both skinworXXX stars are also available for feature dancing exclusively through A-List Features.
Eva Angelina’s first movie back, Deviance: Eva Angelina, will film on location in May, and will feature Eva in multiple boy/girl scenes including anal and double penetration, and will also feature Presley in a girl/girl, as well as three other scenes of boy/girl action with different big name stars, in a six-scene movie that will surely be one of the biggest films of the year. “Fans expect me to be one of the dirtiest girls in the business, and I plan on having a cock in everyone of my holes! You will not be disappointed,” Eva teases fans.
“We’ve had very good response both critically and from fans on the look and feel of our first movie, Sun Goddess: Malibu. I wanted to show fans that we are not just a girl/girl studio. Deviance is going to be hard, aggressive and dirty. It is not going to be bright and pretty like the Sun Goddess series. This is Deviance. You will feel naughty watching this one,” director Joshua explains his new franchise. “We are going to still deliver some of the most elaborate HD sequences fans have ever seen, but in a darker atmosphere and with hard boy/girl sex.
”
Eva Angelina is also up for the coveted Twisty’s Treat of the Year, and fans can vote now once a day for free at www.voteforeva. com. Presley is also nominated for multiple F.A.M.E. Awards, and fans can vote for Presley also at www.thefameawards. com.
Deviance: Eva Angelina will film in May and is expected to street later this summer on DVD, Blu-ray, VOD and on skinworXXX proprietary iTunes compatible download.
About skinworXXX:
skinworXXX was formed by adult powerhouse Teagan Presley and director/executive producer Joshua in December 2008. The studio’s first film, Sun Goddess: Malibu features Teagan Presley, Bree Olson, Sasha Grey and Gianna Lynn, and was shot on location in true high-definition. skinworXXX recently added Eva Angelina as an executive producer/owner, and both Presley and Angelina perform exclusively for skinworXXX. skinworXXX promises to be a new technology leader for the adult community as well as delivering crossover mainstream marketing such as The Search for Sun Goddess contest in which fans will vote to pick ten girls to appear in an upcoming Sun Goddess release. For more information on skinworXXX and the Sun Goddess or the Deviance series, visit on the world wide web at www.sungoddessxxx. com or www.deviancexxx. com.
# # #
I'm Cumming Back & I'm Exclusive!
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skinworXXX Announces Eva Angelina’s Comeback Movie, and Officially Announces Teagan Presley and Eva Angelina as Exclusive Stars and Owners!
April 22, 2009
The announcement fans have been waiting for from Eva Angelina was officially made Wednesday on Playboy Radio’s Night Calls. Eva’s first movie back is after a year leave from the business is Deviance: Eva Angelina, and will also be her first film for skinworXXX, the studio she now also has an ownership/executive producer role in. Joining Angelina in Deviance is adult legend Teagan Presley, who also serves as an owner/executive producer. Both stars will perform exclusively for skinworXXX, and promise to make movies that the fans want to see.
“We wanted to give fans a treat, so we decided to shoot a free bonus scene available today. This is one of the dirtiest girl/girl scenes I’ve ever shot, and I think fans will be blown away,” gushes Eva. “The chemistry Teagan and I have makes working with her a real pleasure. She is definitely not a girl who is ‘gay for pay,’ and that shows up on screen.
”
“Fans are used to seeing me doing really aggressive boy/girl anal scenes, and as I did with Sun Goddess: Malibu, I wanted to show that I can exclusively do girls now, but still give fans a nasty scene they expect from me.” Presley adds, “My first girl/girl ever was with Eva, and as you can see in our scene we released today, we have a ton of sexual chemistry that’s been brewing for a few years.” The scene, which director Joshua dubbed Cumbacks: Eva Angelina and Teagan Presley, runs nearly a full half hour, and features some of the most aggressive girl/girl action either star has performed. Cumbacks was shot in 1080P HD and in one take, and is available exclusively on DevianceXXX. com (launching this week) and is available now on SunGoddessXXX. com and AdultBluReview. com, and will also be featured on TeaganPresley. com and EvaAngelinaXXX. com as well.
“I decided to be exclusive to skinworXXX as I really like Teagan and Joshua, and the way Sun Goddess has turned out convinced me. They aren’t just turning out porn, they are making quality movies that look ridiculously hot and still have very hard sex. I’ve wanted to be an exclusive star when I returned, and what a better way than owning a part of my own studio,” explains Eva about her decision to only perform for skinworXXX. Adds Presley, “I obviously love being a contract girl, and I like being able to have creative input on everything, and do the movies I want to do, and that fans want me to do.” Both skinworXXX stars are also available for feature dancing exclusively through A-List Features.
Eva Angelina’s first movie back, Deviance: Eva Angelina, will film on location in May, and will feature Eva in multiple boy/girl scenes including anal and double penetration, and will also feature Presley in a girl/girl, as well as three other scenes of boy/girl action with different big name stars, in a six-scene movie that will surely be one of the biggest films of the year. “Fans expect me to be one of the dirtiest girls in the business, and I plan on having a cock in everyone of my holes! You will not be disappointed,” Eva teases fans.
“We’ve had very good response both critically and from fans on the look and feel of our first movie, Sun Goddess: Malibu. I wanted to show fans that we are not just a girl/girl studio. Deviance is going to be hard, aggressive and dirty. It is not going to be bright and pretty like the Sun Goddess series. This is Deviance. You will feel naughty watching this one,” director Joshua explains his new franchise. “We are going to still deliver some of the most elaborate HD sequences fans have ever seen, but in a darker atmosphere and with hard boy/girl sex.
”
Eva Angelina is also up for the coveted Twisty’s Treat of the Year, and fans can vote now once a day for free at www.voteforeva. com. Presley is also nominated for multiple F.A.M.E. Awards, and fans can vote for Presley also at www.thefameawards. com.
Deviance: Eva Angelina will film in May and is expected to street later this summer on DVD, Blu-ray, VOD and on skinworXXX proprietary iTunes compatible download.
About skinworXXX:
skinworXXX was formed by adult powerhouse Teagan Presley and director/executive producer Joshua in December 2008. The studio’s first film, Sun Goddess: Malibu features Teagan Presley, Bree Olson, Sasha Grey and Gianna Lynn, and was shot on location in true high-definition. skinworXXX recently added Eva Angelina as an executive producer/owner, and both Presley and Angelina perform exclusively for skinworXXX. skinworXXX promises to be a new technology leader for the adult community as well as delivering crossover mainstream marketing such as The Search for Sun Goddess contest in which fans will vote to pick ten girls to appear in an upcoming Sun Goddess release. For more information on skinworXXX and the Sun Goddess or the Deviance series, visit on the world wide web at www.sungoddessxxx. com or www.deviancexxx. com.
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Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/26/09 08:29 PM
I thought all porn stars had chemistry in press releases? And the movie / production was a complete success, and everyone was in happy, shiny people land?
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 03:14 AM
"director/executive producer Joshua"
The man with "The Mark of The Beast" in his neck is now 'porn' director?
The man with "The Mark of The Beast" in his neck is now 'porn' director?
Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 03:53 AM
Let's see: They have two contract whores; both past their prime, one doing G/G only and a "director" with no experience whatsoever. Their main attraction is that a pw who has done it all million times already will do it all once again...this time in "high definition".
Still, I wish them success, porn needs new people to deliver something different then more of the same run-of-the-mill gonzo we've seen million times already.
Still, I wish them success, porn needs new people to deliver something different then more of the same run-of-the-mill gonzo we've seen million times already.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 08:12 AM
Croc,
Since most whores don't have the slightest sense of a business plan, let alone acting upon one, it's needless to say that fucking on film is all they ever know. Those with any additional working skills turn to hooking, obviously.
Of course, the small percentage with some sense of a business plan might pick up a camera, or god forbid, get a normal 9-to-5 job. Regardless, the only retired whore is a dead one.
Since most whores don't have the slightest sense of a business plan, let alone acting upon one, it's needless to say that fucking on film is all they ever know. Those with any additional working skills turn to hooking, obviously.
Of course, the small percentage with some sense of a business plan might pick up a camera, or god forbid, get a normal 9-to-5 job. Regardless, the only retired whore is a dead one.
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 09:32 AM
Actually all whores understand the concept of a business plan. They just use different terminology.
Whorespeak translation: business plan=appointment book/Blackberry calendar
Whorespeak translation: business plan=appointment book/Blackberry calendar
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 11:19 AM
blahblahblahblabs:
Fucking A! You fucking snake charmer!...
Gaystar blabs again:
I worry a bit about how you might know ALL of this. You're not stalking me, are you?
You have an obsession with: me + freestylah= <3. I don't know really what the fuck that's all about. Let's just say YOUR obsession unhealthy.
Quote:
smooth. protect the girl by diverting my attentions to you so presumably I'll lose interest in her. Pretty transparent.
I have noticed it before. I was just waiting for an obvious time like now to point it out...
Fucking A! You fucking snake charmer!...
Gaystar blabs again:
Quote:
nice. while you are busy badly photo shopping, your offspring probably has a finger in the light socket. who knew child abandonment was hereditary?
no wonder your parents bounced. I would have too but at least had the clarity to add some crushed glass to your num-nums. even afterward, they fail. some shit is hereditary.
I worry a bit about how you might know ALL of this. You're not stalking me, are you?
You have an obsession with: me + freestylah= <3. I don't know really what the fuck that's all about. Let's just say YOUR obsession unhealthy.
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 11:48 AM
I'm stalking you? no you worthless vile cunt whose whole existence is the equivalent to a fart joke, no one with the exception of some lonely cat who has to web cam your sorry raver ass gives two shits whether you or you rancid offspring live or die.
don't delude yourself into believing because I exercise in pointing out that you are a failure in life, in retort to your posts, stalking ANOTHER pornstar are we? Are we trying live vicariously? to make up that cousin roy nutted in you too early in life before he bounced and curtailed your glowstick days?
do yourself and the world a favor, if you haven't already; send junior off to a home, cause the gamma & gammpa thing ain't happening and pop your skull. find your resolution.
don't delude yourself into believing because I exercise in pointing out that you are a failure in life, in retort to your posts, stalking ANOTHER pornstar are we? Are we trying live vicariously? to make up that cousin roy nutted in you too early in life before he bounced and curtailed your glowstick days?
do yourself and the world a favor, if you haven't already; send junior off to a home, cause the gamma & gammpa thing ain't happening and pop your skull. find your resolution.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 12:00 PM
Quote:
You're not stalking me, are you?
You have an obsession with: me + freestylah= <3. I don't know really what the fuck that's all about. Let's just say YOUR obsession unhealthy.
You feel the need to make EVERY FUCKING THREAD about yourself, and people like Mon*, Bornyo and I call you out on it. This doesn't make us stalkers. Think of us more as the exterminators, and you're the infestation of cockroaches on the board. Silly cunt
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 12:14 PM
monster
Another fine post, sir! How are the press releases coming along? Are they just as well-versed as your average post on XPT?
@ electrostatic
You should know better than to mess with the merchandise!
win
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I'm stalking you?
<brainless rant with lots of namecalling and no content of any value>
find your resolution.
Another fine post, sir! How are the press releases coming along? Are they just as well-versed as your average post on XPT?
@ electrostatic
You should know better than to mess with the merchandise!
win
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 12:31 PM
Vizzsays:
Some threads are actually about me, not this one obviously.
@ Monstard:
I stopped raving in June '04. Didn't get knocked up till '05. Work on the rest, k?
Freestylah
said:
Thanks!
Quote:
You feel the need to make EVERY FUCKING THREAD about yourself, and people like Mon*, Bornyo and I call you out on it. This doesn't make us stalkers. Think of us more as the exterminators, and you're the infestation of cockroaches on the board. Silly cunt
Some threads are actually about me, not this one obviously.
@ Monstard:
I stopped raving in June '04. Didn't get knocked up till '05. Work on the rest, k?
Freestylah
said:
Quote:
@ electrostatic
You should know better than to mess with the merchandise!
Thanks!
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 01:13 PM
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You feel the need to make EVERY FUCKING THREAD about yourself, and people like Mon*, Bornyo and I call you out on it. This doesn't make us stalkers. Think of us more as the exterminators, and you're the infestation of cockroaches on the board. Silly cunt
no shit. early this morning I check in on XPT and there is some fuckin poem or lyrics (i only glanced) she posted up in the cage (which have since deleted).
I know she is a lonely sap in life but how hard up for attention does one have to be? Obviously very. It's the "if they are talking shit about me it means i'm popular" mindset.
Come on Free, spend some time with the girl. post a flowery comment on her myspace or make her a mix tape or something.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 01:36 PM
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"if they are taking time to make me laugh it means i'm popular" mindset.
Fixed! Oh and thanks, dude. Funny shit. I'll refrain from posting something yucky about your bottom-bitch for a few days, k? I promise.
BTW, Freestylah likes someone else...
edit:
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she posted up in the cage
Thanks for the "promo".
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 02:56 PM
if ANYONE is a bottom bitch, trailerette. it would be you. go feed your kids, actually don't. you'd be doing them a favor to let them die.
"mommy how did you and daddy #3 meet?"
"on a porn message board
where we exchanged love notes all day"
hopefully your womb rejects get hit by a bus right in front of you. If that happens please LMK it would brighten my day.
like so many others once sobriety hits, he passed, huh? enjoy dying alone.
"mommy how did you and daddy #3 meet?"
"on a porn message board
where we exchanged love notes all day"
hopefully your womb rejects get hit by a bus right in front of you. If that happens please LMK it would brighten my day.
Quote:
BTW, Freestylah likes someone else...
like so many others once sobriety hits, he passed, huh? enjoy dying alone.
Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 03:00 PM
Monstar: Your taunts are weaker then those of an old, toothless squaw
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 03:51 PM
Ok, are you ready? Here it goes...
Mansfart squirrrted:
Here from, URBAN DICTIONARY:
Bottom Bitch
1.The one girl the pimp reserves for himself, or the player's favourite girl.
2. A pimps main whore or main lady!!
So you're saying you and the chick I keep MS painting called it quits? I don't know her name. Also, NO thanks, I'm not interested.
Everyone dies alone, you dumbfuck, unless they are conjoined twins... Save YOUR image, wreaksauce, don't reply!
Skeeter says what?!
Mansfart squirrrted:
Quote:
if ANYONE is a bottom bitch, trailerette. it would be you.
Here from, URBAN DICTIONARY:
Bottom Bitch
1.The one girl the pimp reserves for himself, or the player's favourite girl.
2. A pimps main whore or main lady!!
So you're saying you and the chick I keep MS painting called it quits? I don't know her name. Also, NO thanks, I'm not interested.
Quote:
like so many others once sobriety hits, he passed, huh? enjoy dying alone.
Everyone dies alone, you dumbfuck, unless they are conjoined twins...
Save YOUR image, wreaksauce, don't reply! Skeeter says what?!
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 03:56 PM
Skeeter says WIN!
Posted by: ChipE
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/27/09 06:46 PM
Last night I had a dream that woke me up, laughing. Somewhere in Santa Clarita, an unmarried 57 year old Eva is found dead of natural causes in her double wide by her teenage daughter. I then got up took a leak and slept like a baby the rest of the night.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/28/09 09:29 AM
Quote:
Come on Free, spend some time with the girl. post a flowery comment on her myspace or make her a mix tape or something.
Meanwhile, outside of the electrotrailer...
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/28/09 09:31 AM
Quote:
BTW, Freestylah likes someone else...
I can imagine the look of disappoint on your face when he slid the note back across your desk with "no" circled. "Yes" and "Maybe" were left completely unmarked.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/28/09 11:29 AM
Viznizzlesayz:
Umm, dude, that's actually Jeff. He's outside my window.
Yes, you're right I was devastated!
On the back it says, "Fuck off now, thanks!", in Dutch.
Then all of a sudden, the mail arrives and I recieved a letter from you, AGAIN! Very creepy...
PS. This is like the third time I heard you mention passing notes, what's up that? It's not "tweeeeny"? I looove passing notes... Gotta go now, iCarly is on! She is sooo KewL! <3
Quote:
Meanwhile, outside of the electrotrailer...
Umm, dude, that's actually Jeff. He's outside my window.
Quote:
I can imagine the look of disappoint on your face when he slid the note back across your desk with "no" circled. "Yes" and "Maybe" were left completely unmarked.
Yes, you're right I was devastated!
On the back it says, "Fuck off now, thanks!", in Dutch. Then all of a sudden, the mail arrives and I recieved a letter from you, AGAIN! Very creepy...
PS. This is like the third time I heard you mention passing notes, what's up that? It's not "tweeeeny"? I looove passing notes... Gotta go now, iCarly is on! She is sooo KewL! <3
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/28/09 12:22 PM
Quote:
Then all of a sudden, the mail arrives and I recieved a letter from you, AGAIN! Very creepy...
Then all of a sudden, the blinking envelope arrives and I received a pm from you, AGAIN! Very creepy...
Fixed!
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/28/09 12:29 PM
monster
What is it with all these references to children lately? Is Ms. Armani's kid not enough for you? Or did you develop a sudden crush on really young girls (Fritzl-style)?
lol @ bottom, btw. I wish I'd known that earlier!
Quote:
if ANYONE is a bottom bitch, trailerette. it would be you. go feed your kids, actually don't. you'd be doing them a favor to let them die.
"mommy how did you and daddy #3 meet?"
"on a porn message board
hopefully your womb rejects get hit by a bus right in front of you. If that happens please LMK it would brighten my day.
nice. while you are busy badly photo shopping, your offspring probably has a finger in the light socket. who knew child abandonment was hereditary?
What is it with all these references to children lately? Is Ms. Armani's kid not enough for you? Or did you develop a sudden crush on really young girls (Fritzl-style)?
lol @ bottom, btw. I wish I'd known that earlier!
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Eva Angelina Single? - 04/28/09 12:36 PM
LOL shaddap 'cream'