i need your advice & opinons please
Posted by: luvinlioness13
i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 06:12 PM
hello, this is my first post and i need your help. I am a porn star and a struggling one.I recently was busted as a escort and i went to court and it happens that [orn star escorts seem to be the lowest of the low in the courts eyes. I do not think of myself as a criminal..anyway i am flat broke so i tried a court appointed attorney...big mistake he hated me and well it was an awful experience. I need an attorney bad and i also need 5000 to pay the one that will do the best job at keeping me from the slammer. Now...What is your opinion of asking my fans to donate to my legal defense? I am a person who has no family or close friends and i cannot work to make the money as i am being watch and tricked by the vice.And in the xxx movies there is no work for me at this time...though i am trying to find some. I only have 3 weeks to get the money ...Please let me know if it is something i should not do ! I do not want to beg...
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 06:21 PM
Location?
How are you having trouble finding XXX work?
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 06:26 PM
If you were busted as an escort, I'd say you were engaging in illegal sex practices, no? Escorting itself isn't a crime. Hooking? I'd say so. Tell it as it is, sister.
That is, the laws are plain as day & you were dumb enough to get caught whoring yourself out, I presume. Anyone who gives you money, rather than making you learn a lesson out of this, should be kicked in the balls repeatedly (paging Eric Jover).
Off ya go...
Posted by: luvinlioness13
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 06:39 PM
so you think sex as a job is wrong? What happened to doing whatyou do best and enjoy? If you watch porn how can you look down on call girls...? Sometimes a nperson has no choice. And sometimes women do it because they like it and there is a need and it pays more than porn unless you are a dive porn star. It is only sex...it is how we are created ..i do not understand why some people look down on call girls..It is sex it is not doing something that hurts anyone...tell me why someone like yourself looks down on it ..please
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 07:11 PM
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so you think sex as a job is wrong? What happened to doing whatyou do best and enjoy? If you watch porn how can you look down on call girls...? Sometimes a nperson has no choice. And sometimes women do it because they like it and there is a need and it pays more than porn unless you are a dive porn star. It is only sex...it is how we are created ..i do not understand why some people look down on call girls..It is sex it is not doing something that hurts anyone...tell me why someone like yourself looks down on it ..please
I don't look down on either, you stupid twat. I said it's illegal, and subject to lawful consequences. You knew this & you took the chance. So far, you're losing.
Dealing drugs is illegal, too. Does that mean if I sell pot, because it's what I do best, I should be equally stressed & surprised when I get cuffed for possession with intent to sell? Case in point, I wouldn't do it knowing the risks alone - both legal & financial.
Me thinks you need to reevaluate your career choice, or at least find some new skills to make money on. You always have a choice, unless you have a pimp who has threatened to beat you like he owns you (in which case, he does). You chose to do something illegal, now take your medicine.
Porn is legal, hooking is not. 
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 07:11 PM
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so you think sex as a job is wrong? What happened to doing whatyou do best and enjoy? If you watch porn how can you look down on call girls...? Sometimes a nperson has no choice. And sometimes women do it because they like it and there is a need and it pays more than porn unless you are a dive porn star. It is only sex...it is how we are created ..i do not understand why some people look down on call girls..It is sex it is not doing something that hurts anyone...tell me why someone like yourself looks down on it ..please
I read an article not too long ago that after years of interviewing thousands of escorts and prostitutes, a group of social workers compiled the largest database of escorts and prostitues.
They stated that the most common reason that women went into and stayed in prostitution (by far) is simple laziness.
They claimed that they weren't more or less stupid, or had any different rates of abuse or drug use than age matched peers who weren't prostitutes, but they were just too lazy to take a more normal path.
Do you agree?
BTW, I think this is probably a part of why people don't respect them. I don't think it has anything to do with the sex (outside of a few puritan types).
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 07:17 PM
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They stated that the most common reason that women went into and stayed in prostitution (by far) is simple laziness.
Oh come now?! Surely you jest?
What could possibly be harder work than using your talent/personality to make a client believe you've fallen for him so quickly that you're on your back & spreading your legs within minutes?
Oh wait, I'm confusing that escort thing with hookers again. Fuck!
Back to the thing you do best part. Did your daddy repeatedly call you a whore while growing up? I'm curious, seriously. At which point in your life did you decide that the one you do best is sucking off, fucking & performing circus acts with strangers for money?
Posted by: luvinlioness13
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 07:32 PM
speaking for myself ...the truth is the us taxman made a big mistake with my traxes a long time ago ..said i owed 100,000.00 of dollars ...it changed all the time. I barely was making enough to survive .It took me 8 years to get them to admit there mistake. In thartt time i was fired from 5 jobs all in a row. I thought it was me...it broke me and mt self worth. I found out i was being fired because the irs were contacting my employers and they just did notthe trouble or the heat from irs. So finally after they admit thier mistake they say they will not release me until i give them some paper..It has been many years and i do not even know what the paper is thgey want to release me,..So i was broke and it ruined my life..So the only job i could think of where thery could not trace me so quickly was porn ...and then escorting. Before they ruined me i was a teacher,It has been along rough road but they will not budge and i never had themoney to fight them.I never cheated on my taxes ..did not know enough to do that. They owed me on the three years hat are in question..But i have never ebven dreamed about making enough to owe them $100,00.00 So what do you do? I tried so hard for years to prove trhem wrong ..it was heart breaking. And i was so sick of being poor.But the moral of the story is ...life can hit anybody with a shot that thney do not desreve and if you do not have family or friends to help you ...thento survive youy do what you have to. I never made much money at it as i started at a late age but i do have alot of fans and i enjoyed it ..with the excepotion of only a couple of male actors ..Do not call all porn stars or sex workers trash ...life can be trash and the police are the lowest people i have ever encountered ever.. What a bunch of holliter than thou asses...lowlifes for sure . They should have a fight out with the gangs and let them kill each other..the world would be better off with more sex than the law enforcers of this world !
Posted by: luvinlioness13
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 07:45 PM
you think i should spend time in jail for working ...i am not taking money from the govern. or hurting anyone. I see men who are shy or ugly or just do not want the hassles of having a girlfriend ..they deserve sex. The law 's that are wrong i do not follow/sounds like you are a sheep who does everything he big gov. tells them to. Look at what a mess these law makers have created and they use call girls. I do not believe in the car pool lane either ..some laws suck. It is illegal to feed ferral cats ...so sex should not be bad ..b unless there is child porn and rape etc, but it is what our bogdies need it is part of every human and just because someone gets money for it and som one wants to pay for it does not make it something thnhat should be illegal. I donot sleep around in my life just the job. And believe me there is alot to it ..lazy you know nothing about it ...it is so much work and for one hr of paid work it takes 3 hours to prepare and it costs money for all the upkeep, And it all comes down to sex ..how can sex that gives you the body rush and relief and relaxes a person be bad.???It is stupid to think so ...what are you doing away from your bingo friends.?
Posted by: luvinlioness13
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 07:57 PM
you think i should spend time in jail for working ...i am not taking money from the govern. or hurting anyone. I see men who are shy or ugly or just do not want the hassles of having a girlfriend ..they deserve sex. The law 's that are wrong i do not follow/sounds like you are a sheep who does everything he big gov. tells them to. Look at what a mess these law makers have created and they use call girls. I do not believe in the car pool lane either ..some laws suck. It is illegal to feed ferral cats ..so should we all let them starve?.Sex should not be bad ..bunless there is child porn and rape etc, but it is what our bodies need it is part of every human and just because someone gets money for it and someone wants to pay for it does not make it something that should be illegal. I do not sleep around in my life ...never have... And believe me there is alot to it ..lazy you know nothing about it ...it is so much work and for one hr of paid work it takes 3 hours to prepare and it costs money for all the upkeep, And it all comes down to sex ..how can sex that gives you the body rush and relief and relaxes a person be bad.???It is stupid to think so ...what are you doing away from your bingo friends.?What about all the husbands who are pissed their wives will not have sex with them...the wives are wrong...so think and i am no Skank i think you called me somw sick name like that..what does that say about you. ? And i have sticky keys on my computor please excuse my typing and spelling.I am not stupid just do not care to fix it all... SSo far i have not had anyone answer the original question i asked. People should not go to jail for consenting sex or doing drugs . it is plain stupid.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 08:00 PM
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you think i should spend time in jail for working ...i am not taking money from the govern. or hurting anyone. I see men who are shy or ugly or just do not want the hassles of having a girlfriend ..they deserve sex. The law 's that are wrong i do not follow/sounds like you are a sheep who does everything he big gov. tells them to. Look at what a mess these law makers have created and they use call girls. I do not believe in the car pool lane either ..some laws suck. It is illegal to feed ferral cats ...so sex should not be bad ..b unless there is child porn and rape etc, but it is what our bogdies need it is part of every human and just because someone gets money for it and som one wants to pay for it does not make it something thnhat should be illegal. I donot sleep around in my life just the job. And believe me there is alot to it ..lazy you know nothing about it ...it is so much work and for one hr of paid work it takes 3 hours to prepare and it costs money for all the upkeep, And it all comes down to sex ..how can sex that gives you the body rush and relief and relaxes a person be bad.???It is stupid to think so ...what are you doing away from your bingo friends.?
I doubt anybody would say you should spend time in jail for sex (unless you're really, really ugly). But the lack of pity stems from the fact that you knew before you started what the repercussions were if you got caught.
As that great philosopher Baretta once said, "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time."
Get another public defender. There are some lawyers on here that can give better advice than me though.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 08:01 PM
I don't believe that prostitution should be illegal, but it is. That's the law's decision; not mine. I have some questions:
1) What was your porn name?
2) Why didn't you just see a different accountant once the IRS still didn't correct their mistake?
3) Can't you just do porn again to make some quick cash?
5) Are you in the New England area?
6) How do you feel about wheelchairs?
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 08:12 PM
"People should not go to jail for consenting sex or doing drugs ."
What kind of drugs do you do babe? Are drugs the reason you can't get porn work? Also, how did the IRS think you owed them money, what did they think you were doing?
Answer to your original question:
I think you should go ahead and ask your fans for money. There are plenty of 1/2 queer fanboys that would give you cash, even if you are broke down and drugged out. Fanboys feel bad when their favs crash and burn. You should post your pictures so we can remember the good ole' days and get our wallets out.
Question for the Pervs and Leeches out there:
Any guesses who this whore is? Think it's actually a whore or a scammer.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 08:16 PM
Faux Ho !
Posted by: luvinlioness13
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 08:51 PM
you are disgusting...i do not use drugs...none i do not drink nothing. i am still in porn ..the biz is slow. i am not revealing my name because i do not want to make a mistake .if the answers to my question were all no then i would ask for help. i have no criminal record at all no driving tickets no husband no children and i did try to get help but with no income i could not get a tax expert to help. It turns out that i had a real estate license which i only did a few leases but i was in a wealthy area and the tax man thought they should tax me on what the area realtors made, I was out of work for seven years trying to fix it . i could have said yes to porn but i fought the idea because i was worried about what people would think. that did not help nobody helped me when i was starving.My life changed and it was just a job a pyhysical job, i did it before i would think of living on welfare, To me i would rather work for my money thhen live on tax payers and thegovern. I am no whore . i think they should throw peopke like you off this board.. you have no biz being here except to trash the women who make porn. You are probably a cop. Most definately have a hate for sex workers. I just do not understand what makes someonewho enjoys sex a person who should get called such awful names and be chargedas a criminal. Fingeer printed and handcuffed. I do not even swear and i taught children . What the helll are you here for ??? If you hate porn stars !>?? You are not a goocd human being. How were you created ..did your mother fuck someone to create you ? What the hell is wrong withhealthy sex.. This world is upside down and the laws on sex should change. If someone has a reason to pay for sex they should be able to buy it. Whore ...someone should cut off your penis as you do not deserve it you thgink sex is bad ..you are crazy .And it is a fun job!!!!
Posted by: Newports
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 08:54 PM
Learn how to form a fucking sentence, spell, punctuate, and break your rants into paragraphs if you are going to keep posting.
These large blocks of gibberish are nauseating.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 08:58 PM
You were a teacher? Are you Shane Ryder? Hmmmn...
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 09:00 PM
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..But i have never ebven dreamed about making enough to owe them $100,00.00 So what do you do?
Seems like you could have suffered identity fraud or something. You looked into this, I'm sure, yea?
And you're not helping yourself by not answering some of the simple questions posted above.
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 09:10 PM
If they banned everyone from this board that called whores whores, it would be only you and the anime kid who also just signed up today.
I think BDM hit the nail on the head.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 09:11 PM
7. How do you feel about the word 'splooge.?' Btw, Splooge McDuck would make a great porn name.
8. Do you feel that doing a private in a nurses uniform has its perks (or percs)? Or xanax? Or morphine?
Posted by: charin
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 09:14 PM
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7. How do you feel about the word 'splooge.?' Btw, Splooge McDuck would make a great porn name.
Sounds like a cum dodger to me.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 09:24 PM
Gia, she doesn't do drugs. She is an innocent lil girl that has been ducking the IRS for 7 years by doing porn and hooking.
Posted by: RobertX9
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 09:30 PM
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It turns out that i had a real estate license which i only did a few leases but i was in a wealthy area and the tax man thought they should tax me on what the area realtors made, I was out of work for seven years trying to fix it .
This actually makes a lot of sense. I once cut Donald Trump's lawn and the tax man said I should owe a bajillion dollars tax for working in that neighborhood. I said "where can I get a bajillion dollars, I live in a cardboard box in Nigeria" but he wouldn't listen.
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 09:43 PM
luvinlioness,
I have a solution. Send me some pictures please.
If you're hot enough, and my type. I'll get the IRS to accept a monthly payment plan, pay that debt every month, provide room and board, and give you a small stipend every month.
All you have to do clean my house every day, do the laundry, wash the dishes, take care of the dog while I'm at work, maintain your pornstar skills whenever I have the time to partake, and hide in the basement when my girlfriend comes over (she often stays over the weekend).
It'll be the same as if you were a contract porn star, only more lucrative, twice as glamorous, and infinitely more respectable.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 09:45 PM
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 09:48 PM
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7. How do you feel about the word 'splooge.?' Btw, Splooge McDuck would make a great porn name.
Sounds like a cum dodger to me.
So is this a possible alias you've been throwing around for the bukkake and gokkun shoots, Gia? I like it.
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Gia, she doesn't do drugs. She is an innocent lil girl that has been ducking the IRS for 7 years by doing porn and hooking.
It's never too late to start.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 09:50 PM
conditions of your ROR....can you leave the state....go to Bunnyranch!
otherwise get your passport and book a one way flight to france.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 09:51 PM
Splooge McDuck would be a guy porn name, silly.
Yeah, call Shelly Lubben. I hear she is God's gift to ex-porn whores.
My bad, I didn't read the OP. I thought she needed some wal-mart giftcards or something simple like that.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 10:51 PM
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if I were you I'd get in contact with that Shelly woman who run's the pink cross (wwww.thepinkcross.org) and I'm sure she could refer youto some resources to help you get your life together.
bwahahahahahahaha!
:stops to get water:
bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 10:51 PM
Is it me or does $5000 seem steep for a first offense hooker?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/09/09 11:08 PM
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Is it me or does $5000 seem steep for a first offense hooker?
new Mandatory Minimum Sentencing laws 
What you're saying about the IRS making a mistake and/or admitting to making a mistake (!) sounds like total bullshit. As a sex industry type, you're probably used to working with cash and unaccustomed to bothering with taxes (hence your problem).
You should be able to come to settlement with the IRS and arrange a payment plan. You should do so as soon as possible to stop the IRS' mafia-like penalties and interest from compounding. Don't think they're out to get you because you're some type of whore or another. That shit is just in your head, sweetie. They're fucking bureaucrats. The best people to represent you in making a settlement offer to the IRS are ex-IRS agents. They can get the best deals due to either professional courtesy and/or a kickback you will never know about.
As far as the escort thing goes, how much time can you really get? I don't know, but I doubt it's a hell of a lot. As for vice watching you (sounds like bullshit), just do your business out of their jusisdiction.
If you're a nice looking piece of ass, you could do well by attaching yourself to a square old man for a few years. It won't be fun, so just look at it as a job or business venture. Remember, he'll be getting something out of it too.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/10/09 04:34 AM
luvinlioness13:
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And in the xxx movies there is no work for me at this time...though i am trying to find some. I only have 3 weeks to get the money
Two words for you:
"Blood Bukkake"
Posted by: cqd
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/10/09 04:52 AM
I think you should set your arm on fire using kerosene then proceed to anal fist anyone who has ever bugged you.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/10/09 04:55 AM
^^ I like this idea. A lot.
Posted by: cqd
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/10/09 05:16 AM
Thanks, suicide fire fist rape/assault is so very under used.
Posted by: Crocodile
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/10/09 05:57 AM
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I say legalize escorting and just make a national registry of all the hookers and all the johns and force them to take an STD test WEEKLY. That would call a lot of peeps out QUICK and put an end to these wannabe baller pimps...it'll happen eventually.
Let me get this clear, you think that every guy who wants to hire a hooker should be forced to register in some kind of government database of guys who pay for sex and take a SDT test weekly(for the rest of his life?)? WTF???
Posted by: Crocodile
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/10/09 06:01 AM
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hello, this is my first post and i need your help. I am a porn star and a struggling one.I recently was busted as a escort and i went to court and it happens that [orn star escorts seem to be the lowest of the low in the courts eyes. I do not think of myself as a criminal..anyway i am flat broke so i tried a court appointed attorney...big mistake he hated me and well it was an awful experience. I need an attorney bad and i also need 5000 to pay the one that will do the best job at keeping me from the slammer. Now...What is your opinion of asking my fans to donate to my legal defense? I am a person who has no family or close friends and i cannot work to make the money as i am being watch and tricked by the vice.And in the xxx movies there is no work for me at this time...though i am trying to find some. I only have 3 weeks to get the money ...Please let me know if it is something i should not do ! I do not want to beg...
This could be johnsongabe06 or another asshole coming back as an alt.
Or, just a jerkoff who cannot use punctuation or grammar correctly.
Yea, it can't be a real whore because whores are known for being intelligent and outspoken.
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I don't believe that prostitution should be illegal, but it is. That's the law's decision; not mine. I have some questions:
1) What was your porn name?
2) Why didn't you just see a different accountant once the IRS still didn't correct their mistake?
3) Can't you just do porn again to make some quick cash?
5) Are you in the New England area?
6) How do you feel about wheelchairs?
Great post Gia. Wonder who this could be??
Isabella Soprano?
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/10/09 10:43 AM
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5) Do you have any assets that will show up on a financial affidavit or alternately can be sold to raise quick cash?
"But I don't wanna sell my Gucci bag!!! 
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I am no whore
You sell yourself for the sexual use and/or gratification of others. That is the definition of a whore, hunnie. So, I hate to tell ya, you're a whore.
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The best people to represent you in making a settlement offer to the IRS are ex-IRS agents. They can get the best deals due to either professional courtesy and/or a kickback you will never know about.
Yes, and the dumb whore should be prepared to give them head...for FREE!
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/10/09 10:48 AM
True story: back in the early 2000s when they were handing out mortgages like candy, my friend wrote listed her $40K worth of designer shoes as 'assets.'
Posted by: freestylah
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/10/09 12:07 PM
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Yea, it can't be a real whore because whores are known for being intelligent and outspoken.
... and happy, educated, open-minded, etc.
Posted by: charin
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/10/09 01:06 PM
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/10/09 04:26 PM
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5) Are you in the New England area?
6) How do you feel about wheelchairs?
i heart gian jerkins she's always looking out for ideal whores targtes for me to splooge into. If that isnt a true whore friend, what is?
Posted by: k1ng
Re: i need your advice & opinons please - 04/10/09 08:50 PM
burgg, don't sit doewn! panser put an enema bottel on the burgmobiel wheeliechair.
