i banged bree olson!!

Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 07:53 PM

None taken, my friend. I just like to know who is throwing feces at me. Since we've never met, I was just wondering who you are.

Feel free to load up the palm of your hand with more feces.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 08:04 PM

I wouldn't post anyone's address on the net, much less a PW that probably has more weirdos obsessed with her than you.

I don't think it has to do anything with manhood or chivalry, just common fucking sense. If a drugged out porn addicted stalker, like the ones around here, used that info to harm her, you and him would be prison bitches now.

6.7 BILLION people in this world, about half of them have cunts, hers aint special. The $$ you are going to spend in court would have been better spent on NEW PUSSY.

Posted by: Peteybilt

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 08:09 PM

i would like to point out that i haven't given out any of Bree's personal information (addresses, real names, phone number's, etc.) and I had nothing to do with anything that guy Eric has said. I don't hate Bree, and despite everything that happened, I still feel that she's basically a good person.

I just wanted to vent a little and heard this was the place to do it. I've said my peace, and thats it. Just thought some people might be interested in my fling with a porn whore.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 08:14 PM

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Priceless. "I wanted answers". Classic sociopath. You are the fucking man, alright. She angered you, so anything you do in reaction is perfectly fine. You are a prize. Why would anyone not want to be with you, as a friend or anything? Sorry, brother. I keep going back to fawning stalking fanboi.

Be sure to cut vertically, not horizontally.

I'll do that, Barnicle Bill.

For accusing people of being a fanboi, you sure white-knight for the whores quite a bit, or you're an alt. 4 for 4 now? Excellent!

Sociopath? Oh no, I'm scarred for life, just like the 103rd time I've been called a stalker by someone on XPT who a) doesn't know me, and/or b) doesn't agree with what I've done. Seriously, it holds alot of weight these days. The same label can be used for a whore who sleeps with men on camera, then jumps in the sack with 4-6 other men in the town she calls home, all while having a stable boyfriend.

Apparently, you didn't read the part about her virulent temper & the fact she threw car keys at Pete's head? I have a temper, there's no hiding that, but to isolate your frustrations against me alone shows who the real fanboi is, BB.

Pointing out your douchebaggery doesn't make anyone a white knight. If anything you are. You were friends, she was more than a whore. But then she made you mad. You say you wanted answers and would do anything to get them. Short of violence. Did you get your answers? So you'll be doing what now? Slashing her tires? Break her windows? Hide in the bushes outside her place? Will that get you your answers? If not, what then, bubby? Are you going to come out of the bushes? Maybe wrap your hands around her throat? That'll get her attention. She'll be your friend then, won't she?

Oh, golly. She threw keys at pete, who I noticed has stopped posting in this thread. Just sayin'. She has a temper. Yeah, few porn chicks are well adjusted. I think it's safe to say most are diagnosable. Once again, that's an excuse for you being a tool. Dude, you've been an ass. Just own it. Sure, she may be a twat. She probably is. But what she isn't is on here on this forum defending her hideous behaviour. You are. You basically asked for it, bitch. just bend over and take it.

As for being bb, I'm just a long time lurker who decided to get his feet wet in your fawning stalker fanboi ass. You're welcome.

Oops. Spoke too soon about Pete. My bad.

If this is the 103rd time you've been called a stalker, doesn't that say something? Oh, that's right. No one understands the connection you share with Rea Rea. You're not just a trick, just like she's not just a whore.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 08:16 PM

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Just thought some people might be interested in my fling with a porn whore.

Not really dude, most people could care less about bragging rights to a whore.

My intention was shit-slinging, and to expose her for the rancid cunt that she is. It's very conflicting, I admit, because while I don't want to see her harmed, I want her to "repent for her sins" towards me (for lack of a better phrase). Maybe it's as productive as pushing a boulder uphill, I don't care. XPT is nothing more than a place to rant about the situation, regardless how degenerate it makes me look.

Her lawyer calls that harassment (despite the lack of contact with her), the douchebag above calls it facilitation. I call it freedom of speech, and the only person(s) who can censure me are Tony & the mods. If I'm so guilty, come & take me away.

Pete, I didn't say anything about you on this forum other than what you've already 'fessed up to (so far as I can recall?), and I don't even know you outside of being some illiterate blue-collar Yankees fan that she's screwed for a few months on her down time.

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You say you wanted answers and would do anything to get them. Short of violence. Did you get your answers? So you'll be doing what now? Slashing her tires? Break her windows? Hide in the bushes outside her place? Will that get you your answers? If not, what then, bubby? Are you going to come out of the bushes? Maybe wrap your hands around her throat? That'll get her attention. She'll be your friend then, won't she?

Oh yeah, there's no doubt I've been an ass. I made my bed, and I'll lay in it, too. I have no quips about what I've said online. And no, I don't stoop to violence unless someone swings first. You have your suspicions, I have my morals, however low they may be.

Obviously, you're well versed in stalking tactics, so I'll just assume you've been there before.

This isn't about "being her friend", this is pure redemption about the "why"? Why would anyone treat someone else that way? I didn't deserve to be treated the way I was (nor did Pete, or anyone else involved with her in such precarious situations), and I'll be damned if I'm just going to forget it - now or ever. If you can't deal with that mindset, tough shit Dr. Freud.

Posted by: big moose

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 08:30 PM

Posted by: Steezo

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 08:33 PM

You people scare me.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:12 PM

WTF is all of this douchebaggery?

Posted by: pornlaw

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:16 PM

Hey Eric -- you came to me at AVN and asked my legal advice about her putting up videos of you because you believed it violated your rights to privacy...

And now you violate her rights and see nothing wrong with it ???

Did Scott take down your videos ? If they did, you should really show the same level of maturity and take down her address.

Posted by: JAGnLA

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:22 PM

Hey, Eric!
I thought you were upset with me for deleting that MySpace comment - but there's a salute to me in your signature everytime you post!

Thanks for that man!

Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:23 PM

This thread confuses me. You'd never expect a porn star to date a douche in an Affliction shirt or a crazy stalker that posts her private info online. They usually are such a good judge of character.

Both of these guys have a little Paul Snider in them.

Posted by: Fenris

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:25 PM

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WTF is all of this douchebaggery?

My theory, and I think this might be the most accurate one out of all the ones posted here... is that both of these schmucks really loved Bree and were really hurt when she moved on. Since both of these guys are intensely mature individuals, they come on here and slag the shit out of her.

Just a note boys, nobody cares. It's nice that you did the horizontal mambo with a PW, but all this high school drama is boring. Really, really boring.

Grow up, move on, get a life. Please.

Posted by: Fenris

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:27 PM

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what about the time she threw her fuckin car keys in my face, or the time she went into a screaming fit of rage

Up next on Dr Phil: Battered Mope Syndrome.

Somebody throw that in the quotes thread please...

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:34 PM

we are all so jelous...may i PLEASE be you for just 1 day....I want to know see how the "other half" lives....

Posted by: Peteybilt

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:35 PM

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This thread confuses me. You'd never expect a porn star to date a douche in an Affliction shirt or a crazy stalker that posts her private info online. They usually are such a good judge of character.

Both of these guys have a little Paul Snider in them.

who the fuck is Paul Snider? and whats wrong with Affliction shirts? they like fuckin rock dude.

Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:39 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_80

Don't you know it's all about Ed Hardy now? It's douche bag approved.

Posted by: Peteybilt

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:45 PM

nah, ill still rock the affliction shit for awhile. and im not a douche. i just like to look good.

and im nothing like that snider dude, id never even hit a chick.

oh, and eric, i dont have a beef with you dude (aside from thinkin u went a little too far). i was just lettin it be known that i havent given out any of brees persoanl info, that was all. i dont wanna get involved in any of that shit.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:51 PM

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Guys, Pete & I are NOT the same person, I assure you 100% (for what good my word is).

OK, get the fuck outta here, "peteybilt"! I wondered why you disappeared from her Myspace page. What brings you to XPT, eh?

Com'on Grizz, leave him alone. I trust him for time being.

And I know I'm gonna get alot of flack for this, so fuck it, but "I" was the 28 year old virgin. Eat that motherfuckers, lol. I have no shame.

Hey Pete, would you bewilling to testify in court for me?

Clearly, you and Petey need to date.

Do you guys have THAT little going on in your lives that you need to tattle tale on a message board about a chick who didn't live up to your expectations? We now have two guys in the Bree Olson Hurt My Feelings Club. Threads like this just show that you can't move on. I know there are only 6 girls in your zip code who haven't had kids yet and don't weigh themselves on a richter scale, but you need to focus on other things. I've been hurt before, too, but you don't see me snitching on the person all over the internet.

Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:53 PM

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Clearly, you and Petey need to date. Do you guys have THAT little going on in your lives that you need to tattle tale on a message board about a chick who didn't live up to your expectations? We now have two guys in the Bree Olson Hurt My Feelings Club. Threads like this just show that you can't move on. I know there are only 6 girls in your zip code who haven't had kids yet and don't weigh themselves on a richter scale, but you need to focus on other things. I've been hurt before, too, but you don't see me snitching on the person all over the internet.

Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed greatness.

Threads over now. Everybody move on.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:53 PM

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Get the fuck outta here! I wondered why you disappeared from her Myspace page.

Pete, would you be willing to testify in court for me?

Oh yeah, what happened was Rae moved me down her top 8, until i was off it. then she said she didnt want me to call her anymore, and if she wanted anything from now on she'd call me. so i said fuck that shit, and i took her off my friends list, and she got pissed and left a message bitching me out and said i was being 'over dramatic', but she added -- and this is the kicker, that we could still be "friends". that was the end of it prety much.

but no, id rather not testify dude, sorry.

Well, if being on someone's myspace page isn't a true testament to friendship, then I don't know what is.

Posted by: JAGnLA

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:56 PM

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I've been hurt before, too, but you don't see me snitching on the person all over the internet.

PLEASE, GIA!
Don't let our little misunderstanding become public!

Before you guys all gang-up on me - I'M JOKING!

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 09:58 PM

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I don't care what the reasons were or your own personal issues, which I would still love to hear about as I'm a heathen and drama whore as much as anyone here; but that move is as weak as a Hastings crackwhore on valium. Serious bitch move.

This thread is all about bitch moves. Listen to these two....

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 10:03 PM

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We went to court in February over the same thing. She claimed that I stalked her, and later that I grabbed her (ie: assaulted) in Shangri-La West (Dino Zurzolo's club, another one of the guys she fucks locally) & ordered her to "come home with me". The magistrate shot her down, citing that she brought no evidence proving anything.

After I outed her on Myspace, including her birth name (_______) and home address - which I won't post here - her lawyer came to me last Friday & asked that I take them down. Now he's threatening a harassment case against me, and ordering that I take down the blogs with her home address on them

Repping IAFD since 06, yo! Way to make the talent feel comfortable being in a porn database, Eric.

Question: You had the law intervene because you were allegedly stalking someone THEN you out their real name on myspace? Good job, dude. I know you weren't stalking her, but nevertheless, there was some kind of drama with the law. Yes, we know you weren't at fault, BUT then you make it worse and draw attention to yourself by causing trouble by outing her real name? Logic would have me just back the hell off, rather I was right or not. You know, just to stay out of any possible trouble. Why welcome the chaos?

Sounds like you enjoy chaos in your life.

Posted by: Random

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 10:05 PM

So...

A dude who was a virgin 'til 28 who has been accused of stalking by not one but two pornstars has this to say in regards to his decision to post one of said whores' home address:

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Like most things in life, you don't have to agree with it, it's just asked that you respect it.

Maybe you're a stalker and maybe you're not, Eric. But one thing is for sure, you are shockingly clueless. Like Panzer clueless. I would actually feel sorry for you if you weren't prone to sporting muttonchops.

Let me ask you a question: Do you realize that if anything was ever to happen to Bree, say like her car is keyed, or her home is broken into, or she's abducted by aliens, or, god forbid, she's assaulted by a masked assailant, you would be the prime suspect? This thread alone is enough to put you at the top of LE's hit-list, let alone whatever websites you've created to further smite her. Now I know what you're thinking: I would never do anything like that to her, so LE would have nothing on me. Perhaps. But would you like the attention of the cops? What would your work think about it? How about your family? Use your fucking head and do whatever you need to do to get laid because clearly going so long without getting pussy has fucked you up in more than a few ways.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 10:07 PM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_80

Don't you know it's all about Ed Hardy now? It's douche bag approved.

DERAILMENT! That Ed Hardy thing breaks my heart. I was just IMing (izzat what the kids call it) last night. Don Ed is one of the last remaining links to the old masters of modern American tattoo and one of the few westerners that really had ties to the old Japanese tattooers.I grew up idolizing him, Lyle Tuttle, Shotsie Gorman, The Dutchman and a few others. Now douchebags everywhere rock his shit. Almost makes me wanna go for a laser appointment...

Posted by: Ruin Trajectory

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 10:09 PM

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who the fuck is Paul Snider? and whats wrong with Affliction shirts? they like fuckin rock dude.

Do you wear your tap out hoodie over your affliction shirt? I wish you would take a quantum leap into the body of John Matua a split second before he fights Tank Abbot

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 03/31/09 11:34 PM

If petey and rae rae can't make it, then what chance is there for the rest of us?

What are the odds of two guys getted head fucked by bree olsen posting here. I love it.

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to be honest dude, her pussy is tighter than a motherfucker. she's just a big drunk whore who enjoys playin mindgames.

but i dont play that shit, i can get pussy anytime i want, dont need the mental baggage that whore carries

I bet not a day goes by she doesn't regret leaving you

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"I" was the 28 year old virgin. Eat that motherfuckers, lol. I have no shame.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Explains a lot. (wackness flashbacks)

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Oh yeah, what happened was Rae moved me down her top 8, until i was off it. then she said she didnt want me to call her anymore, and if she wanted anything from now on she'd call me. so i said fuck that shit, and i took her off my friends list,

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That is the single gayest thing that I have ever read on XPT. Ever.....

If by gay you mean fabulous then im right on board.

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her birth name (Real name edited out to protect the guilty) and home address

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rachel the person is very different from 'bree'.

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Rachel can be a great person when she wants to be. Especially when you watch her baby the cat, Dr. Sniffles.

We have a new front runner for the gayest thing ever posted on XPT.

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Clearly, you and Petey need to date. Do you guys have THAT little going on in your lives that you need to tattle tale on a message board about a chick who didn't live up to your expectations? We now have two guys in the Bree Olson Hurt My Feelings Club. Threads like this just show that you can't move on. I know there are only 6 girls in your zip code who haven't had kids yet and don't weigh themselves on a richter scale, but you need to focus on other things. I've been hurt before, too, but you don't see me snitching on the person all over the internet.

Gia what in the fuck are you doing? This is XPT when a guy is on the ledge you don't talk him back inside the building, you give him a slight nudge and enjoy the show as he falls. This is the best thing posted here since ive been back for sure.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 12:02 AM

Someone please change the song 'I'm Fucking Matt Damon' to 'I'm Stalking Bree Olson.' That would be awesome.

Posted by: saddleback

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 12:27 AM

Thanks for the pics, homunculus. I always suspected that rap-rock was actually a Ponzi scheme concocted by record companies. Now I know that there is an actual audience for this 'music'.........

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 01:08 AM

Why would Bree have ever dumped both of these Princes Among Men?

This thread needs to go right to the top of Willie's 'Best of XPT.' Endless entertainment from these douchebags.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 02:50 AM

After the virtual hogpile, as usual, Random was probably the most spot on in his analysis of me. I appreciate not being labeled by people who have little understanding of the situation outside of "move on". I don't appreciate being used...by ANYONE. I'm a confrontational person in real life, and yes, not very social unless I'm drunk. I don't hang out with too many people, so I guess by XPT standards I'm a sociopath. I enjoy butting heads as often as I can. It's the catalyst in me that keeps some balance, in this fucked up, over-sanitized shithole country we call home.

Just like the Shawna Lenee incident (on XPT) in early '07, I don't expect anything less from the population here. The only difference is I didn't fuck her.

BTW Pete: Afflication & Ed Hardy/Christian A. are both overpriced shit clothing for douchebags. Nothing better to show off y'er man tits & beer belly than a skin-tight 'drawing', regardless who drew the design.

I'm taking a long-needed break. Adios.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 02:56 AM

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After the virtual hogpile, as usual, Random was probably the most spot on in his analysis of me. I appreciate not being labeled by people who have little understanding of the situation outside of "move on". I don't appreciate being used...by ANYONE. I'm a confrontational person in real life, and yes, not very social unless I'm drunk. I don't hang out with too many people, so I guess by XPT standards I'm a sociopath. I enjoy butting heads as often as I can. It's the catalyst in me that keeps some balance, in this fucked up, over-sanitized shithole country we call home.

Just like the Shawna Lenee incident (on XPT) in early '07, I don't expect anything less from the population here. The only difference is I didn't fuck her.

BTW Pete: Afflication & Ed Hardy/Christian A. are both overpriced shit clothing for douchebags. Nothing better to show off y'er man tits & beer belly than a skin-tight 'drawing', regardless who drew the design.

I'm taking a long-needed break. Adios.

Is that a court ordered break?

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:33 AM

Can we go ahead and give Eric the 2009 XPT Phloggie Award for most spectacular self induced crash and burn of the year?

Posted by: destro

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:48 AM

great thread, would read again.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:55 AM

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Barry The Pirate has a writing style that tells me he has spent a little (or a lot ) time here. I can't put a finger on it tho'.

I think I've lurked maybe 6 months. My writing style is how I speak. I think it sounds more real that way. I fashion myself a psuedo- intellectual that uses lots of dry humor mixed with a fairly decent vocabulary mixed with a lot of swearing. In reality, it's a coping mechanism because I'm a fat, lazy, balding, self- loathing jerk. I'm an old USENET veteran, so trolls and such are old hat,

Since I finally got my feet wet here, I'll probably post a flurry, then get bored and taper off. Then flurry again. It's a cycle I use on most forums I'm active on.

Posted by: Willie D

I also banged Bree Olson - 04/01/09 07:43 AM

I don't know what you two dudes are talking about, my experience with her was quite different.

...ahem...

I saw her across the bar We traded innocent glances as we nursed our drinks. I decided to go over and see what made this girl tick. She introduced herself as "Bree." "You mean like the cheese?" I jokingly asked. "No, silly," she replied tapping me on the knee. It was a bad joke for sure, but I saw that sparkle in her eye that told me her affections were to be won on this night. Yet she was wounded. She complained of a loveless relationship with a man she called Pete, and was terrified of a stalker named Eric who had been threatening her. I told her to forget her worries for a while, tonight we would celebrate.

We danced and talked until the lounge closed. I offered her a ride home, and she was eager to invite me inside. We continued a long, slow dance to Vivaldi's Le quattro stagioni. Then it happened--our lips brushed against each other, and the full extent of our passion became clear. Our bodies pressed against each other as our lips explored. I swept the young lass off her feet and carried her to the doorway of her bedroom. "Kick off your shoes, girl," I advised. "This is gonna take awhile." In moments, our naked bodies stood face-to-face, our desires explicit. As my lover laid down on the bed, she invited me to join her. As our tongues swirled against each other, I felt her hand take my erect manhood and guide it inside her. Our bodies rocked and swayed to the music filling the house. And as the Italian master's "Presto," came to its frenzied crescendo, my lower moaned to me, "Come with me, sir! Fill me with your lust." At that precide moment, her body spasmed in orgasm, seemingly unable to control herself. I filled her completely, as she had wanted. "Where have you been all my life?" she asked. "No man has ever done that for me. Now hold me tenderly, lover," as we both fell into a deep sleep.

The next morning, as I prepared to leave, we embranced in a moment of ultimate connection. But the look on her face showed what we both knew--our love was too forbidden, too taboo. At least we would have this one night to remember for all times. As I turned back to her, a single tear ran down her cheek. That tear will stain my memory until I die.

Fin.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 10:41 AM

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We went to court in February over the same thing. She claimed that I stalked her, and later that I grabbed her (ie: assaulted) in Shangri-La West (Dino Zurzolo's club, another one of the guys she fucks locally) & ordered her to "come home with me". The magistrate shot her down, citing that she brought no evidence proving anything.

After I outed her on Myspace, including her birth name (...) and home address - which I won't post here - her lawyer came to me last Friday & asked that I take them down. Now he's threatening a harassment case against me, and ordering that I take down the blogs with her home address on them.

The best part, Eric, is that you can't leave well enough alone. You'd rather have the consequences of the law stepping in and slapping you with a criminal record for the rest of your life, all so you can express yourself on myspace. Good luck finding your next job or doing anything in life...with a criminal record. And have fun paying those legal fees. All because you couldn't just drop it.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 11:38 AM

28 year old virgin.... Atleast he's stalking a chick that fucked him, and not a stripper that allowed a lil extra roaming on the lap dance.

After 28 years, I could imagine how many chicks he had "special friendships". It makes me think of the Sherminator on American Pie. Seems Bree's only crime here was fucking this dude.

Posted by: zenman

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 11:55 AM

did anyone know her grandmother was a concentration camp survivor?

Posted by: freestylah

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 01:25 PM

A big thanks to all contributors to this great thread. I've enjoyed myself.

I didn't see eye to eye with Eric on a lot of things, but I understand his actions. I don't say I'd do the same, but I don't say I wouldn't either.

P.S.
It's kinda sad to see him getting lectured on ethics by some other posters.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 02:11 PM

So was this Aprils Fools a day early or is the kind of stuff Epic Fail is made of?.

Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 02:16 PM

Eric being quick to call someone a fanboi is like when Skurt Lockwood would get defensive about being called gay. And we all know how that turned out.

Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 02:46 PM

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I don't appreciate being used...by ANYONE. I'm a confrontational person in real life, and yes, not very social unless I'm drunk. I don't hang out with too many people, so I guess by XPT standards I'm a sociopath. I enjoy butting heads as often as I can. It's the catalyst in me that keeps some balance, in this fucked up, over-sanitized shithole country we call home.

Just like the Shawna Lenee incident (on XPT) in early '07, I don't expect anything less from the population here. The only difference is I didn't fuck her.

I'm taking a long-needed break. Adios.

You fucking baby.

Don't come back until you grow a pair of balls you little bitch.

Maybe you can go to Moneky's former secret hideout.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 02:54 PM

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Eric being quick to call someone a fanboi is like when Skurt Lockwood would get defensive about being called gay. And we all know how that turned out.

Or Donny Long...just sayin...he posts pictures of other guys' dicks on his production company website.

Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 03:24 PM

Looks like Bree's stalker can't really go away. He's sending me PM's now. Can anybody send me the number for Bree's lawyer? I'm being stalked now.

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There's no running away, it's like fighting a pointless battle? Why sit around this place & get brow beat by a bunch of degenerates who preach ethics all of a sudden.

Shame I've never been convicted of stalking anyway, even the court said there was no evidence to support that I'd ever done that. Funny how that works? And you're opinion is supposed to mean something, I suppose. Oh well, to each his own.

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 03:31 PM

Quote:

What this thread really needs is a theme song. I'm thinking of Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To Me".

She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes
She can ruin her mopes with her casual lies
She only fucks as many guys as she can see
she produces much butt hurt, but she's always a porn whore to me.

Those were some beautiful lyrics, Masterfully done.

Posted by: Peteybilt

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 03:53 PM

you kno, rae actually told me abouit this eric dude, and we used to laugh about him being a virgin at 28. lol i wasnt goin to mention that, since i only posted here to let off some steem about rae rae..

but since he talked shit about me on here, i just thought id let it be known. she also said he creeped her out and some other shit i might get into later. i dont blame her for kickin that douchebag outta her fuckin life.

and eric, yes we usually fell asleep after our fucck marathons and she never tried to get me to go back home at night, i think she just used u as like sorta an inside joke.

here's a pic of us kissingg back in the day... it sure felt like love...

Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 04:01 PM

Whiny bitches up in this thread, yo.

Posted by: RobertX9

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 04:08 PM

Jesus fucking Christ could Bree have picked a couple more pathetic fucking losers? surprised she doesn't drink a bottle of draino just thinking about these two.

Posted by: Peteybilt

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 04:09 PM

who me? im not whinin, im just tellin it like it is.

and i recent the posts where people called me a douche or a loser, im actuially a stand up dude.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 04:12 PM

Ft. Wayne must be a bastion of eligible bachelors.

Posted by: RobertX9

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 04:18 PM

Quote:

Ft. Wayne must be a bastion of eligible bachelors.

Bree needs to have an intervention if she keeps gravitating towards shitheads like these 2.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 04:23 PM

Quote:

who me? im not whinin, im just tellin it like it is.

and i recent the posts where people called me a douche or a loser, im actuially a stand up dude.

A stand-up dude just is. He doesn't have to tell people he is. Fact is, you came on here, acted all wiggerish, with you Affliction shirt and your dis and dat attitude. You came off as a total douchebag. I mean, you're basically a stereotype of the typical Internet douchebag. I'm not saying that as an insult. You portayed yourself as one. If you had come in acting like a person, watching your spelling, not acting you're Vanilla Ice's mongoloid cousin and told your tale of woe, I think you'd have gotten a better reaction.

Just my 2 cents, guy. Good luck.

Posted by: Peteybilt

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 04:24 PM

i think some of ya'll got me wrong. im a good dude. i did my best to make rae happy. just needed to vint and get shit off my chest.

unlike that eric dude, i have a life outside of the times i fucked her. im movin on with my life.

Posted by: RobertX9

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 04:32 PM

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i think some of ya'll got me wrong. im a good dude.

Don't know if you are who you claim or the man in the moon identity thief. Either way, starting a thread like this is the sign of a 13 year old douche. Know yourself- it is the first step toward redemption. And for the record I don't know if what you say about Bree is truth or lie- either way, if you care a tiny bit about her you would just STFU about your relationship.

Posted by: JRV

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 04:49 PM

Quote:

Bree needs to have an intervention if she keeps gravitating towards shitheads like these 2.

She's looking for a fat wallet. What the owner of that wallet looks like isn't important as she's going to separate that owner from that wallet once she finds it.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:00 PM

OK, I'm back. I can't help just sitting on the side lines.

Hey Petey, I got your "douchebag" right here, tough guy. How about you & I go a couple rounds when the next run of cage fights come to the Fort? I don't hit whores, but I'd love to mop the floor with your receeding hair line.

You seemed like a nice guy from Day #1, and if you were so cum-drunk in love with this whore, you'd realize that every time she opens her cocksucker, 90% of what comes out is lies that reek of sperm & ballsweat. The only reason you're getting so much flack here is because half of your posts contain no less than three spelling errors; they're all in lower case (like you're texting it in) and you're proud to wear Affliction clothing. Also, like a frat boy, you brag about fucking her, whilst no body gives a flying fuck that you, I, the mailman, her attorney, Dino Z or whomever...inserted ourselves into her rubber cock socket. I even nutted one night accidentally, and had to run to Walgreens afterward. I guess since abortion clinics aren't open @ 4am, the morning after pill had to suffice.

Seriously, there isn't anything you could say that would hurt me any more than has already been done, dude. So whatever is on your mind, sing it from the rooftops. Umm, lemme help ya out:

"I couldn't nut" (lots of booze does that to ya, junior)

"I slipped into her ass often"

"I wasn't very good in bed" (big surprise from a guy who's gotten laid a grand total of maybe 10 times by a lazy whore who contributed nothing)

All of these are just so detrimental to me, I just want to jump off the I-469 Maumee River bridge in New Haven. 95% of the time the both of us were shitface drunk from drowning ourselves in JaggerBombs before retreating to her bedroom, it was worth every insult you can lobb at me. Because here I am, this drunken fuck, trying to hit that used up cunt of hers like there's no tomorrow. And the best part? I have video, regardless how awkward it is, to prove how much of a lush I was, and I loved every minute of it. I wasn't there for her pleasure, my goal was to get myself off & have fun. For that, I thank her, because for once in my worthless existance I had fun!

Rach had a different story for everyone, and only those after the fact know the tale of the guy before. There was one night, she called Chris (the fat pimp) to tell him she was fucking some guy from LiveLinks, and he was pathetically trying to talk her out of it. I was that guy, big deal, but to be there listening to him whine @ 1am was classic. I was literally ROFLMAO, you couldn't but help the sorrow in his voice when he realized that this was HIS whore, and he'll never have any control over her. And yes, I picked her Charmin Ass up on the kitchen counter & sucked face, too. The difference being I wasn't vain enough to take pictures of myself in the act.

I loved her as a friend, as the person I knew "behind the scenes", not the whore, not for a relationship. If there's something wrong with that, there's something with the ignorant jackasses who take issue with it. The jokers & asswipes on this list get their rise out of me 9 times out of 10 when this comes up, because I'm a sucker. I like defending myself, I like defending others - it gives me a rise & a rush. The reality is, while you (or I) may have thought "love" was involved, you were nothing more than a walking penis to her...EVER. Face it. I faced it from Day #1, the difference is that I didn't think it would trump our relationship as friends outside of the bedroom. At least you had the luxury that "she still wanted to be friends". She just cut me off without so much as an explanation, as a friend (and fuck buddy), which is where my bitterness is rooted.

Despite this whole situation, I'm actually a stand-up guy, too. I just have a low tolerance for bullshit & games, and my hunger for redemption outranks that of rational thinking sometimes. I'm a very emotional person, but a very lonely person, and I don't hide from either. I'm not some social fucking nightclub-hopper douchewit that goes around on the weekends getting drunk & looking to dance like a cockroach is chewing on my scrotum, all while trying to get laid by whatever whore will take me home. Sex to me isn't really that important.

Jesus Christ?!

Posted by: RobertX9

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:00 PM

[quoteShe's looking for a fat wallet. What the owner of that wallet looks like isn't import as she's going to separate that owner from that wallet once she finds it.

You could be right, but that is a whole different issue than this thread. These two losers don't have 2 dimes to rub together. So what is your point?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:18 PM

Quote:

She's looking for a fat wallet. What the owner of that wallet looks like isn't import as she's going to separate that owner from that wallet once she finds it.

That reminds me of a joke I heard earlier today...

Q: How are women like condoms?
A: They both spend most of their time in your wallet.

Drumroll.

I know, chronically ghey.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:23 PM

Quote:

you kno, rae actually told me abouit this eric dude, and we used to laugh about him being a virgin at 28. lol i wasnt goin to mention that, since i only posted here to let off some steem about rae rae..

but since he talked shit about me on here, i just thought id let it be known. she also said he creeped her out and some other shit i might get into later. i dont blame her for kickin that douchebag outta her fuckin life.

and eric, yes we usually fell asleep after our fucck marathons and she never tried to get me to go back home at night, i think she just used u as like sorta an inside joke.

here's a pic of us kissingg back in the day... it sure felt like love...

No fucken way this ^ tard got past 6th grade.

Petey.. did Bree ever say she preferred you over the chair leg?. This is important.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:25 PM

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but "I" was the 28 year old virgin. Eat that motherfuckers, lol. I have no shame.

Posting this on XPT is the equivalent of Wile E. Coyote lighting the fuse on an Acme rocket.

Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:30 PM

Quote:

Quote:

you kno, rae actually told me abouit this eric dude, and we used to laugh about him being a virgin at 28. lol i wasnt goin to mention that, since i only posted here to let off some steem about rae rae..

but since he talked shit about me on here, i just thought id let it be known. she also said he creeped her out and some other shit i might get into later. i dont blame her for kickin that douchebag outta her fuckin life.

and eric, yes we usually fell asleep after our fucck marathons and she never tried to get me to go back home at night, i think she just used u as like sorta an inside joke.

here's a pic of us kissingg back in the day... it sure felt like love...

No fucken way this ^ tard got past 6th grade.

Petey.. did Bree ever say she preferred you over the chair leg?. This is important.

You're going to be waiting a while, Lou. This chucklefuck is going to spend the next 20 minutes trying to decipher Eric's post since it's not written in myspacese.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:31 PM

Quote:

Posting this on XPT is the equivalent of Wile E. Coyote lighting the fuse on an Acme rocket.

But, but, but TUP...I gots Comcast, not Roadrunner. What you mean?

No Acme in Indiana either, dammit, only Meijer & Kroger/Scotts.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:32 PM

I dunno tup. Eric and I used to have proximity(ny/vt) and he claimed to have banged a chick from a nearby town that I thought I knew. I think he may have trolled his way into some pro snatch with that line. I could be wrong.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:36 PM

Quote:

I dunno tup. Eric and I used to have proximity(ny/vt) and he claimed to have banged a chick from a nearby town that I thought I knew. I think he may have trolled his way into some pro snatch with that line. I could be wrong.

Nope Louie, she jerked me off many a time, but her holes were off limits. Maybe that's why I fancy getting it done on my own these days, I dunno?

In relation to the self-satisfaction our own Brandon Hur...uh, Herpes likes to gloat about, it's all about nutting to me. I don't need pussy, I could yank my crank raw. As long as I relieve the ol' nutsack, Eric is a happy boy.

My folks still live up that way, you still in the Green Mountain State?

Posted by: Blue

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:43 PM

Quote:

i think some of ya'll got me wrong. im a good dude. i did my best to make rae happy. just needed to vint and get shit off my chest.

unlike that eric dude, i have a life outside of the times i fucked her. im movin on with my life.

OK, this made me spit beer all over, monitor, keyboard, mouse.....through my nose no less.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:43 PM

Quote:

Whiny bitches up in this thread, yo.

No fucking shit. Makes the chronic "XPT is going to Hell" criers look as serene as Taoist monks.

If you're trying to be entertaining, take it to Springer.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:45 PM

By moving on I hope he means striving to learn proper spelling, punctuation, and grammar.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 05:52 PM

Don't we all need a good laugh sometime?

Seriously though, the girl lacks a soul. Rarely did I ever see a genuine chuckle from her. I can envision her staring at some of the posts here trying to comprehend them, then crying for no apparent reason when she remembers that daddy wanted nothing to do with her.

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:15 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Bree needs to have an intervention if she keeps gravitating towards shitheads like these 2.

She's looking for a fat wallet. What the owner of that wallet looks like isn't import as she's going to separate that owner from that wallet once she finds it.

Neither of these guys look like they have a fat wallet

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:17 PM

I don't Clete, I don't.

With the economy as it is, I'm living paycheck to paycheck. No overtime. You'll have this.

I guess the difference between Petey & I is that I wasn't looking for some kind of long-term love interest out of this. She was merely a friend with benefits to me, someone to plant the old Johnson Brat into once in a while & share a brew or two.

I am taking applications for a new drinking buddy, however.

Posted by: Steezo

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:20 PM

Quote:

here's a pic of us kissingg back in the day... it sure felt like love...

Now we can see why you wear the hat, Wojo.

Tune in at 11 for tonight's special report: "Scruples: Why having none makes you a slut."

Posted by: JRV

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:25 PM

Quote:

You could be right, but that is a whole different issue than this thread. These two losers don't have 2 dimes to rub together. So what is your point?

Trailer-park trash hasn't a clue what money really looks like.

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:27 PM

Someone sum all this up for the reading impaired. Why are we supposed to dislike this chick? She looks hot, if you get a piece of ass from her shouldn't you be happy? If she leaves you AFTER you get said piece of ass, shouldn't you also be happy

If hitler looked like this whore, i'd still hit it and be happy about it, then send her back to plotting world domination.

Posted by: cqd

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:29 PM

Since I haven't seen it posted yet this is the attachment from the original post: (I have nothing meaningful to add, this thread is great as is)

(EDIT: GRIPE: Why the fuck do people use mirrors for self-photographs? Hasn't anyone figured out the timer function on their camera?)

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:35 PM

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i told her that her dreams of being a domestic stay at home housewife were unrealistic. is that gay too?

Very.

You guys are making Mr. "Soft-Serve" Knox look like a man.

Posted by: Fenris

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:35 PM

Quote:

here's a pic of us kissingg back in the day... it sure felt like love...

Holy Cow stalkerman, that's a huuuuge forehead! I see why you've got the ubiquitous backwards ballcap on in every other picture now...

Posted by: Steezo

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:36 PM

Wow I hadn't seen that one yet. He looks even more like Wojo in that pic. I think the theme from Barney Miller reminds me of old-timey porn music. If this thread could have music, it would be the perfect soundtrack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfgNcwOi6WM

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 06:37 PM

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Wojo.

Barney Miller FTW.

Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 07:00 PM

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Holy Cow stalkerman, that's a huuuuge forehead! I see why you've got the ubiquitous backwards ballcap on in every other picture now...

What do you expect from a third-rate Fred Durst wannabe?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 07:04 PM

He did it all for the nookie, and he stuck it up her...yeah.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 07:20 PM

I have to confess, I've only seen this whore once, a threeway with another blonde, maybe Brooke Haven, and some random mope. While "Rae" is trying to mutitask by eating some box whilst being pistoned, and she suddenly blurts out of the blue, "Come on, fuck my worthless cunt!"

Now, I don't shoot porno myself, but I'm guessing that the three people involved in that scene probably didn't sit down and decide on some "inter-intercourse" dialog from everyone. The director probably said, "Now Bree, when I make this signal (makes hand gesture) let's get a little dirty talk from you, mmkay?" Upshot: while being molested by Justin Magnum or Nick Manning or whoever, you just blurt out whatever filthy self-assessment is boiling at the top of your consciousness. How telling that would come out of her piehole at that time.

Some other nuggets from this trash-whore:

Quote:

just because I don’t know what a caper is doesn’t mean I couldn’t tell you everything about molecular biology or advanced geometry.

Quote:

I DO like him, and there was a CHANCE I might get divorced, but there’s a chance I might stay with him…and even have a baby with him.

http://www.ishootporn.com/?p=482

and...

Quote:

"I'm going to become a plastic surgeon. I'm going to school right now for pre-med biology."

Quote:

Luke: "What do you do to stay in shape?"

Bree: "Eat a lot at McDonalds and Burger King."

http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/bree_olson.htm

You folks are fighting over a real winner here.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 07:32 PM

is he donny long's relative?

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 07:41 PM

Quote:

He did it all for the nookie, and he stuck it up her...yeah.

I seriously doubt Petey got played like that. He seems a sophisticate, yes. Man about town even. Alright maybe even a "player" if you will. I'd really like to hear more from him about this.

Posted by: Sacred Navajo Herbs

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 07:41 PM

He's a dead ringer for AAAA Yankee slugger Shelley Duncan.

Posted by: duckduckgoose

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 08:12 PM

Quote:

Someone sum all this up for the reading impaired. Why are we supposed to dislike this chick? She looks hot, if you get a piece of ass from her shouldn't you be happy? If she leaves you AFTER you get said piece of ass, shouldn't you also be happy

I think the point is, that getting that ass from this whore was easy -- these puppets all wanted more than that.

Posted by: duckduckgoose

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 08:15 PM

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The best parts of this photo are the eyelines -- notice how he's checking himself out in the mirror, but the whore is trained to look into the camera iris.

Posted by: tenley

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 08:37 PM

Quote:

I have to confess, I've only seen this whore once, a threeway with another blonde, maybe Brooke Haven, and some random mope. While "Rae" is trying to mutitask by eating some box whilst being pistoned, and she suddenly blurts out of the blue, "Come on, fuck my worthless cunt!"

Now, I don't shoot porno myself, but I'm guessing that the three people involved in that scene probably didn't sit down and decide on some "inter-intercourse" dialog from everyone. The director probably said, "Now Bree, when I make this signal (makes hand gesture) let's get a little dirty talk from you, mmkay?" Upshot: while being molested by Justin Magnum or Nick Manning or whoever, you just blurt out whatever filthy self-assessment is boiling at the top of your consciousness. How telling that would come out of her piehole at that time.

Some other nuggets from this trash-whore:

Quote:

just because I don’t know what a caper is doesn’t mean I couldn’t tell you everything about molecular biology or advanced geometry.

Quote:

I DO like him, and there was a CHANCE I might get divorced, but there’s a chance I might stay with him…and even have a baby with him.

http://www.ishootporn.com/?p=482

and...

Quote:

"I'm going to become a plastic surgeon. I'm going to school right now for pre-med biology."

Quote:

Luke: "What do you do to stay in shape?"

Bree: "Eat a lot at McDonalds and Burger King."

http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/bree_olson.htm

You folks are fighting over a real winner here.

An even more telling from the top link:

Quote:

ISP: Can I grope you?

B: For money.

ISP: Can I fuck you?

B: For more money.

ISP: Can I piss in your mouth?

B: For a LOT of money! Can I pee on you?

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 08:42 PM

Sad part is both of these guys are probably better off w/o Bree. She is a fake, mental case whore. Broads like her are a dime a dozen, in and out of porn. If I were Eric, I'd wack off thinking of the times I slipped into her ass, and forget she existed other wise. If I were Petey, I'd see if my hot cousin from the trailer next door is high enough to bang me.

Oh, and petey, get yourself a homo Colts hat. Semi-literate Mid Westerners with dreams of polishing turds should not be allowed to don NEW YORK YANKEE paraphernalia. If you are dead set on having an NY on your hat, then I suggest a pink Mets hat. Yep, PINK METS HAT.

Posted by: ChipE

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 08:49 PM

That was gold Jerry gold!! Note to you two PW lovin white boys, the crazy bitch got a GUN!!

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 09:03 PM

Quote:

Since I haven't seen it posted yet this is the attachment from the original post: (I have nothing meaningful to add, this thread is great as is)

(EDIT: GRIPE: Why the fuck do people use mirrors for self-photographs? Hasn't anyone figured out the timer function on their camera?)

Dude, if you're going bald like that A)stop wearing baseball hats and B) just shave that shit the fuck down. You really do have attachment issues...

Posted by: Peteybilt

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 10:13 PM

yeah, my hair is thinning out a little. it aint somethin im ashamed of, it just runs in the fam. I aint at the point where i want to shave it off yet. and i still have plenty of luck with the ladies, so they dont seem to mind.

and bree legit seemed happy at times with me. maybe she was just too scared of u to be her real self, i dunno? i dont kno what really went down with eric. but judging by ur posts here, u definittly seem like a creepy mama's boy with attachment issues, to say the very least.

and i dont think ud want me in a cage, lol. ive had some mma training, i kno how to handle myself. u dont want any of this, and i dont really have a beef with u.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 10:31 PM

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ive had some mma training.

Eh heh. Yeah. In Ft. Wayne. Sure.

Why does every guy these days say that? So annoying.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 10:41 PM

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ive had some mma training.

Hey captain jack, I've played hockey since I was seven [ed. 22 years]. Threatening someone to a fight is useless. Your girl is a white-trash-prostitute-turned-shitty-porno-whore.

Damn, the truth hurts.

Posted by: Peteybilt

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 10:45 PM

I didnt threaten him to a fight, he talked some shit about wantin me in a cage match. so I was letting him kno ive had some training. i have no desire or reason to fight him. but i can more than take care of myself.

i almost feel sorry for the dude, i can only imaigne how bad it would be if i was a virgin til 28 and she was the only pussy i had ever got in my life.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/01/09 11:01 PM

Cages are for pussies, real men fight in barb wire rings.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 02:01 AM

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 06:52 AM

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Hasn't anyone figured out the timer function on their camera?)

Take a look at the subjects in this picture and ask this question again.

Additional thought-OTOH take a look at the composition of this shot. Especially the entire room being at a 45 degree angle in the frame. This guy might have a calling as COD Version 2.0.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 08:03 AM

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u definittly seem like a creepy mama's boy with attachment issues, to say the very least.

I bet you say that after I put my foot up your ass!

You definitely seem like a tard who represents why Southside is on the low end of the totem pole for education in greater Fort Wayne.

Did your MMA training come with the Affliction shirt that she barfed on? Or maybe a Tap Out hoodie to wipe her ass with following that post-anal dump?

Rachel/Bree has equal attachment issues, at least I admit to mine. My own are more related to trust (friendship), and I trusted her, she abused that trust. She uses guys for sex, and doesn't have the courtesy to tell them up front. She gives you what you both want at the time, then walks away & cries victim when you try to get a hold of her. And all the freaks & fanbois come to her aid afterward. I have no remorse for her, she's a pig, and I see that now with this epic thread. If I could give you one compliment, it would be "thank you"...for starting this thread.

Quote:

i almost feel sorry for the dude, i can only imaigne how bad it would be if i was a virgin til 28 and she was the only pussy i had ever got in my life.

The difference is shithead, I don't need it survive, it was about the friendship to me. Pussy is overrated, especially that of a used up trash bag porn whore from Woodburn. I didn't need it from her, it was a bonus. I can jerk off into a sock if I need/want to empty my ballsack that badly.

Quote:

Additional thought-OTOH take a look at the composition of this shot. Especially the entire room being at a 45 degree angle in the frame. This guy might have a calling as COD Version 2.0.

TUP, I'm betting that was taken by her with that overpriced I-Phone POS she has. Of all the "creepy shit" I've done, offering to teach her the basics of photography was one of them. Yet, she's still waiting for that affluent wishlist fan - somewhere - to buy her a new $2500 Nikon setup that will sit around & collect dust because she has the educational motivation of fuckin' Eeyore and won't ever take the time to learn herself.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 08:21 AM

Where is the master of fist discipline when you need him?

I love to fight, but I need to tie a load on first.

Posted by: FlavaAve

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 08:58 AM

Awwww it's the ever so heart wrenching love triangle story of two Fort Wayne rednecks brought together by FW's finest PW in a whirlwind tale of lust, deceit, and revenge. Will the two rednecks join forces to become xpt's CreepyPetey duo or will they battle alone?

We understand you're both a little bitter and hurt but do you really think anyone feels sorry for you? To us assuming we are viewers of Bree Olsons movies your sad love me left me story is all the more reason to love Bree and watch the hot PW perform. She's a dirty whore and when lame fucks like you guys justify that with your butt hurt stories of how she fucked you, made you feel like the most important guy in her life, and then dropped you like the POS you are that adds points to her

Get it??

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 09:10 AM

This is the greatest thread of all time. It has everything, people who think Affliction shirts are cool, stalkers who make Bono-one and AC Creep seem normal, whores who lie and destroy lifes like a atom bomb....everything. I could shut down porntalk today and know that we went out on top, #1.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 09:19 AM

You're welcome, Jeff!

Quote:

Awwww it's the ever so heart wrenching love triangle story of two Fort Wayne rednecks brought together by FW's finest PW in a whirlwind tale of lust, deceit, and revenge. Will the two rednecks join forces to become xpt's CreepyPetey duo or will they battle alone?

Yo, "wud up Flav?", how goes it?

Truth be told, I'm a transplant to the area from Jersey, so "redneck", uhhh...no.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 09:30 AM

I also want to add that I feel for both of these dudes. It sucks when a girl breaks your heart. Women are fucking evil and this only proves that the world needs people like Max Hardcore to right these kinds of wrongs. Somebody needs to make them pay.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 09:32 AM

Quote:

get Bree to show up so we can also make fun of her?

From her wikipedia page:
"Olson has stated that her biggest hero is her grandmother, a concentration camp survivor"

Can one of the guys who know her tell me if this is true?

Posted by: freestylah

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 09:33 AM

Jeff,
I couldn't agree more, though I doubt if Max is capable of fixing this terrible wrong.

I suggest mandatory lobotomy.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 09:35 AM

BBBJ > BJJ

You are a Dirty Jersey product??? What Exit?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 09:37 AM

Have ta think...

Um, about 6 miles from NJT Exit 3 (Runnemede). I grew up in Westville.

Electro, her grandmother Gena so far as I know was a survivor. She was a kind woman, old school Ukraine, who allowed me into her home during Christmas '07 when I had nowhere to go. If she ever realized her grand-daughter was the fuckpig that she truly is, she'd probably have disowned her.

Rachel loved her gram more than her own mother, and I was told she went into a fit of rage (surprised?) at the hospital cafeteria when after gram kicked the bucket last July. Her gram was like 88, I think? She smoked alot, so Rachel seems to think her lungs will hold out for another 60 years like gram's did.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 09:45 AM

Living that close to Philly, I'd figure you'd have a better Mental Whore Radar. With the art schools and drugs in Philly, its like Shangri-La for meantal broads. Of course the benefit of this is that the strip clubs there great.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 10:04 AM

Yeah, we had alot of them, and one of the LV establishments built one right under the Walt Whitman Bridge about 5 years ago (since taken over by Rick's Caberet). The Oasis, Club Risque...all ring a bell, but I forget the others. Couple over on Spring Garden, IIRC?

We had a couple good clubs in Allentown, too, when I lived there for 8 years...and Al's Diamond Caberet was only 35 miles west.

I don't know when whore radar is really supposed to set in, but I was out of the area by the time I was 12, returned when I was 19. My folks retired up north, and I got stuck in the Adirondacks for the interim.

Dino, that cat reminds me of my late Maine Coon when he was just a little guy...

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 10:16 AM

Risque is fun. Delilah's is on Spring Garden, they make a good steak.

Posted by: Alpha Bitch

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 10:26 AM

Sounds like these boys need a date with me. I'll be the last porn whore you'll ever fuck. I'll make you dine on your own balls. Rare or well done?

XOXO

Alpha Bitch

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 10:28 AM

Show your tits or shut your pie hole.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 10:31 AM

Quote:

If she ever realized her grand-daughter was the fuckpig that she truly is, she'd probably have disowned her.

Quote:

Rachel loved her gram more than her own mother, and I was told she went into a fit of rage (surprised?) at the hospital cafeteria when after gram kicked the bucket last July. Her gram was like 88, I think? She smoked alot, so Rachel seems to think her lungs will hold out for another 60 years like gram's did.

What like weed or cigarettes?

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 10:37 AM

most may not agree with me but I kind of like this Eric cat, excepting the use of real names which is uncool no matter how evil the twat is. He seems to roll with the punches better than i thought and other than taking the whore leaving too hard seems alright.

Posted by: Carnie101

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 10:38 AM

Quote:

This is the greatest thread of all time. It has everything, people who think Affliction shirts are cool, stalkers who make Bono-one and AC Creep seem normal, whores who lie and destroy lifes like a atom bomb....everything. I could shut down porntalk today and know that we went out on top, #1.

Let's not forget the pictures of dead cats.

Now I think "game" theory is mostly b.s., but these two are in tight competition to be the Average F'n Chump poster boy of 2009.
We get it. You both scored the same piece of ass. She clearly is hotter than anything you will ever get close to ever again. She is what she is. If she wasn't a moron she would not have bothered with either one of you in the first place. And now you're both butt hurt because she behaved exactly like the whore she is.

Crying about it on the internet diminishes all of mankind.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 10:44 AM

Which one is Eric? The one with the little kitty? I like him too and the kitty.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 10:45 AM

I heart this thread.

Posted by: destro

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 10:58 AM

"i fucked a girl other people have fucked, also she gets paid to fuck people, also people pay her to fuck them."

in other words, who gives a fuck. die in a fire.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 11:21 AM

Eric isn't that bad, Petey on the other hand.......

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 11:55 AM

As my mother would yell for my younger brother when we were kids...

ALEXANDER!!!!!!!

Why did you not share this with us?

It can't be real, but if it is, I just got wood, lol. The bitch is out of control.

Posted by: JohnK

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 12:10 PM

I'm wondering if Petey can answer this. He said that Eric creeped Bree out. How? Now obviously I don't know the whole story, but I can see no reason why she should have been creeped out until he started posting personal information.

Posted by: Monstar

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 12:12 PM

from Gene's site:

Quote:

Bree Olson XPT Thread story is Bullshit She Says

--Gene Ross

I'm told that the "Peter" who has been writing Bree Olson trash on www.xxxporntalk.com may be someone else who had been stalking Olson in Indiana where she filed for a restraining order against him.

Olson can't be sure but she believes this is the culprit. Otherwise, Olson contacted Peter who's a painter in Colorado and not in the business. Peter swears he never posted anything about her.

The alleged culprit/stalker has written pages and pages about Olson in the past and the photograph being posted on XPT is one that he got off of MySpace featuring Olson and her friend Peter.

Posted by: Monstar

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 12:13 PM

Quote:

ALEXANDER!!!!!!!

Why did you not share this with us?

It can't be real, but if it is, I just got wood, lol. The bitch is out of control.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 12:23 PM

Quote:

from Gene's site:

Quote:

Bree Olson XPT Thread story is Bullshit She Says

--Gene Ross

I'm told that the "Peter" who has been writing Bree Olson trash on www.xxxporntalk.com may be someone else who had been stalking Olson in Indiana where she filed for a restraining order against him.

Olson can't be sure but she believes this is the culprit. Otherwise, Olson contacted Peter who's a painter in Colorado and not in the business. Peter swears he never posted anything about her.

The alleged culprit/stalker has written pages and pages about Olson in the past and the photograph being posted on XPT is one that he got off of MySpace featuring Olson and her friend Peter.

http://www.myspace.com/peteybiltcivic

It says there that Petey is from Fort Wayne? And some of pix in his "tagged photos" album are from inside YOUR house, on what I assume was this past Christmas. Ama'right?

Remember the accusation of battery in court last month? I do.

Rule #1 in porn, Rachel: WHORE'S LIE.

Posted by: duckduckgoose

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 12:31 PM

The fact that 'Petey' could be an alt-id just makes this thread even better.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 12:35 PM

I wish I was that pathetically motivated, DDG.

But I'm not, sorry.

Honestly, it sounds like someone is desperately trying to cover up the shit in the litterbox that is her life. I'll bet she's crying like a baby after reading this headline @ AdultFYI.

Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 12:54 PM

Pete , i'm glad you banged her , but will you two fucking shut up with the bickering !! Nobody cares !!

Post some pics of Bree fucking and sucking , like the mega whore she is , or GTFO !!!!!

Posted by: Willie D

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 01:21 PM

Prediction for Pete & Eric:

Either that or a spot in the next Nacho Vidal video.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 01:22 PM

I wish petey would post a picture of Bree's big dumps so Gia could ban him.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 01:36 PM

No homo, Willie.

It's second only to beastiality.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 01:42 PM

Could one of you guys quote me a price for her various prostitution services? I'm especially interested in jizzing on her forehead, then sending her to the local Safeway to pick up some groceries.

http://www.affluentconcierge.com/bree.php

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 01:59 PM

I don't know if she hooks in the greater Phoenix metroplex, but I'm sure she'll go anywhere for the right price. I've heard Boston was a popular spot, however. You know, lots of money in those parts.

I got my piece of ass for free, sorry I can't be of more help.

Quote:

Risque is fun. Delilah's is on Spring Garden, they make a good steak.

I forgot about Delilah's, Mr. Leary. Man, sometimes I miss Filthydelphia.

Speaking of good steaks (and I assume you mean Philly Steak), ever been to Tony Luke's on Oregon?

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 02:10 PM

Quote:

BBBJ > BJJ

Damn skippy!

Quote:

yeah, my hair is thinning out a little. it aint somethin im ashamed of, it just runs in the fam. I aint at the point where i want to shave it off yet

I was in the same boat, now I shave it down. Leaving it makes you look real old. If you love something, set it free....

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 02:11 PM

Quote:

I got my piece of ass for free

Judging by your posts, you paid far more than any guy that shells out loot to bang her....

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 02:18 PM

You're right Tatty, dignity is priceless!

But you'd have a valid point (other than the one on your head) if I actually were ashamed.

Posted by: JRV

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 02:19 PM

Really, do you need to ask?

Quote:

From her wikipedia page:
"Olson has stated that her biggest hero is her grandmother, a concentration camp survivor"

Can one of the guys who know her tell me if this is true?

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 02:41 PM

Nah, I meant actual steak. On Valentine's Day, it was 2 hrs for a table at Dave and Buster's, so we just went to Delilah's and ate there. My girlfriend like the seafood dish she had, and I loved the steak. Not one of the top 3 I ever ate, but probably between 5 and 8. Which, for a strip club, far exceeded my expectations.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 02:47 PM

Speaking of strip club food, I was actually impressed with the steak I had at Shangri-La West here in Ft. Wayne last winter. Not sure what it was, but it was tasty, went good with the vodka.

Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 03:07 PM

http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=33927

XPT, www.xxxporntalk.com has been runnin this salacious thread about the off camera mating habits of Bree Olson written presumably by an ex boyfriend. Olson says none of it's true. Eric begs to differ. He writes me:

Hi Gene, This is the guy Bree Olson accuses of "stalking" in your recent news piece.

I'd appreciate if you dropped that particular label, due to my ability to produce legal documents stating that there was no such evidence brought forth by ... (aka - Bree Olson) that my actions were considered 'stalking'.

We attended court on February 19, 2009 here in Allen County, Indiana. This was a hearing to bring forth evidence proving our respective cases, that I had been stalking her (and allegedly abused her physically). The order went into effect on January 24, 2009. The magistrate dismissed & terminated that order on March 11, 2009, citing lack of evidence from ...'s camp.

She is going to great lengths to paint me as a stalker, which is not only unlawful but libelous. No charges or convictions have been documented / brought against me otherwise. Meanwhile I'm doing my best to hurt her reputation with facts based on the time we spent together, and my personal opinion of this very fucked up young lady.

Opinions are nice, but facts are alot more credible.

Eric (Currently) "One Creepy Fuck" on XPT.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 03:14 PM

Eric...

Sue the balls off of everyone running this story.
With any luck they'll retain Pornlaw and you'll be able to write your own check. Ohh and maybe change your screen name, yes?.

Posted by: Peteybilt

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 03:26 PM

ok, dudes. ive been told to keep my fuckin mouth shut.

Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 03:28 PM

That someone else had to tell you that is what I find astounding.

Posted by: Peteybilt

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 03:30 PM

ahh, damn.. a fuckin comedien.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 03:34 PM

Quote:

She is going to great lengths to paint me as a stalker, which is not only unlawful but libelous. ...

I'm doing my best to hurt her reputation with facts based on the time we spent together, and my personal opinion ...
..."One Creepy Fuck"

Just when you thought it couldn't get more awesome, it gets even awesomer.

My fingers are still crossed that we can go to the Defcon 1 of awesome (awesomest) when the Bree Alt-ID shows up and starts making pointed remarks about dick size, hygene, etc etc.

Edit: Petey - dont take that shit. dont you know that we have mad respect for your chick pulling skillz. you finally got a spot to tell people who want to learn what ur about, dog.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 03:39 PM

Sorry to double post, but in case Petey rabbits, I wanted to preserve his bio:

Quote:

Occupation House Painter
Hobbies Bangin' Whores, Wrenchin on cars
Location Ft. Wayne, Indiana
Bio Im of Italian, Irish, and Lebonese decent. Just recently moved back to the midwest two years ago after ten years in Florida. Love runnin into old friends and meeting new ones daily. And I've fucked Bree Olson quite a few times.

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 03:39 PM

^^^^^^^

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 03:47 PM

I have never been more in love with Monkey in my life.

I'm 100% positive he is Petey.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 03:54 PM

If Monkey is petey then he HAS to own up to it sometime soon. It's just way too epic to let it slide.

Posted by: Peteybilt

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 03:55 PM

i aint no fuckin monkey dude. i recent that implication.

Posted by: Peteybilt

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 03:58 PM

Quote:

Petey - dont take that shit. dont you know that we have mad respect for your chick pulling skillz. you finally got a spot to tell people who want to learn what ur about, dog.

i kno some of u r cool but a few think im a douche. i aint got no beef with anyone tho. its all good.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 04:01 PM

Quote:

Oh, I bet that transcript is priceless. Hey Eric did she testify? Cry on the stand? For a couple hundred bucks you could post her comments here verbatiam

I'd do it for free, but I don't know the legalities of that yet.

I have to go pick up the transcripts tomorrow, I had them mailed to my PO Box. And yes, true to form, she started bawling during her closing statement telling the magistrate how "scared she was". Over what exactly, I still don't know. Ya know, the typical premediated "I'm a victim" waterworks, speech and all. It was a grand performance, better than anything she's done with Adam & Eve.

Like I said, though, even I hate to see her cry (kind of like I hate to see the fat kid in dodgeball picked off). But the more I accept she's just another whore with psychological problems, I just shrug & say "meh".

You guys have been great therapy, thanks!

Quote:

ok, dudes. ive been told to keep my fuckin mouth shut.

Lemme guess, she called you again finally, after 3 months (or her lawyer, Randy Fisher, did) but not for what you expected? So you're going to pussy-whip yourself by obeying her, after the stupid games she played with you.

You are truly a maroon.

Quote:

If Monkey is petey then he HAS to own up to it sometime soon. It's just way too epic to let it slide.

Even I'll give kudos for the trainwreck he's mastered here!

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 04:05 PM

Quote:

i aint no fuckin monkey dude. i recent that implication.

That pretty much locks it up.

Petey... ever find out where you stand in the rank compared to the chair leg?

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 04:06 PM

Quote:

i aint no fuckin monkey dude. i recent that implication.

Stay gold, Pony Boy.

Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 04:07 PM

Quote:

You guys have been great therapy, thanks!

We aim to please. Still waiting for Petey to shut the fuck up. And god forbid he knocks up one of the "whores he's bangin." Like we need more oxygen thieves in this world.

Posted by: RobertX9

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 04:08 PM

Quote:

i aint no fuckin monkey dude. i recent that implication.

Whoever you are- not Pete I assume- you are the lowest form of worm at the bottom of a deep, deep ocean. I think if there is a hell your soul will burn in it for eternity. Do you know how long eternity is? It is a long, long fucking time. Identity thiefs are the scum of the earth. I never stop being amazed at how pathetic, hateful and degenerate some "humans" will be to get themselves off. You are worse than the loser who posted a porn girl's name and address. Maybe you are the same person, maybe not. But either way, you are both scumbags. And if anyone thinks I'm wrong, then fuck you too.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 04:15 PM

Quote:

i aint no fuckin monkey dude. i recent that implication.

[sorry but I have to say it] Will you be in the future ? Then again if you "recent" it is that a confession ?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 04:15 PM

Quote:

Whoever you are- not Pete I assume- you are the lowest form of worm at the bottom of a deep, deep ocean. I think if there is a hell your soul will burn in it for eternity. Do you know how long eternity is? It is a long, long fucking time. Identity thiefs are the scum of the earth. I never stop being amazed at how pathetic, hateful and degenerate some "humans" will be to get themselves off. You are worse than the loser who posted a porn girl's name and address. Maybe you are the same person, maybe not. But either way, you are both scumbags. And if anyone thinks I'm wrong, then fuck you too.

You may now return to your favorite Star Crossed thread on ADT, faggot.

EDIT: Goddamit backdoorman, now I have to quote the son-va-bitch.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 04:20 PM

Quote:

Quote:

i aint no fuckin monkey dude. i recent that implication.

Whoever you are- not Pete I assume- you are the lowest form of worm at the bottom of a deep, deep ocean. I think if there is a hell your soul will burn in it for eternity. Do you know how long eternity is? It is a long, long fucking time. Identity thiefs are the scum of the earth. I never stop being amazed at how pathetic, hateful and degenerate some "humans" will be to get themselves off. You are worse than the loser who posted a porn girl's name and address. Maybe you are the same person, maybe not. But either way, you are both scumbags. And if anyone thinks I'm wrong, then fuck you too.

Robert... nice work sir. You really seem to have some potential and I think you'll do well here. Sometime in the next week I'm going to pm you a certain someones(ryan) post history and user id. I'd really like to see you apply the same amount of effort to beating his face in as you have in this thread.

Regards,

- Lou

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 04:24 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Whoever you are- not Pete I assume- you are the lowest form of worm at the bottom of a deep, deep ocean. I think if there is a hell your soul will burn in it for eternity. Do you know how long eternity is? It is a long, long fucking time. Identity thiefs are the scum of the earth. I never stop being amazed at how pathetic, hateful and degenerate some "humans" will be to get themselves off. You are worse than the loser who posted a porn girl's name and address. Maybe you are the same person, maybe not. But either way, you are both scumbags. And if anyone thinks I'm wrong, then fuck you too.

You may now return to your favorite Star Crossed thread on ADT, faggot.

EDIT: Goddamit backdoorman, now I have to quote the son-va-bitch.

I thought you could use the mental exercise !

Posted by: freestylah

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 04:31 PM

Quote:

Bio Im of Italian, Irish, and Lebonese decent.

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

I was having a nice day; it just got better!

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 05:16 PM

Quote:

I also want to add that I feel for both of these dudes. It sucks when a girl breaks your heart. Women are fucking evil and this only proves that the world needs people like Max Hardcore to right these kinds of wrongs. Somebody needs to make them pay.

I disagree. Guys like these have what's comin'. All 3 parties, in this trifecta of white trash, are assholes.

The world needs people like Max because whores will always be willing.

Posted by: zenman

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 05:23 PM

this is going to be one of those threads--like the marc wallice thread--that no matter what time you check it out, someone will always be reading it.

Posted by: Cleetus VanDamme

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 05:48 PM

I wonder how long the thread could be if everyone who has banged bree olsen posted in it?

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 06:21 PM

Come on, one of you guys make a "Free Molson" alt-ID and play her part.

Posted by: cqd

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 06:27 PM

It would be overkill. This thread is great as it is going.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 06:33 PM

This is by far the best thread I've seen here in a very very long time.
Nothing to add or comment on other than I love it and can see coming back a few times to re-read it.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 06:39 PM

I like that Gypsy posted here but her post is somewhat lacking.. I'd like to hear her thoughts on Bree and Eric.
Honest thoughts and what she would do to who/whom.

Also... this thread needs more...ELECTROspastic

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 07:02 PM

Quote:

Quote:

i aint no fuckin monkey dude. i recent that implication.

Stay gold, Pony Boy.

Yes yes yes. A thousand times yes. By far the best response to the poster boy for fetal alcohol syndrome. Any, and I mean any Outsiders reference to white (or any other color) trash like this is timely, effective and balls on accurate. I think I peed a little, I laughed so hard when I read this. Kudos, sir.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 07:08 PM

Quote:

I like that Gypsy posted here but her post is somewhat lacking.. I'd like to hear her thoughts on Bree and Eric.
Honest thoughts and what she would do to who/whom.

Also... this thread needs more...ELECTROspastic

Its none of my business, Im just enjoying Karma and how she works. Im very embarrassed for him.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 07:12 PM

Barry.. I'm pretty sure Dallas Winston would have dropped both of these kids like a bbq chicken sandwich in a house on fire. Sure Eric plays a decent Sodapop Curtis but it's peteybuiltcivics Steve Randle that really brings this tale together. And NO... this does not EVER make Bree Bree Diane Lane.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 07:17 PM

Quote:

Its none of my business, Im just enjoying Karma and how she works. Im very embarrassed for him.

Yet he seems proud. Thanks for sharing Gyps but what do you make of that?.

Posted by: E.Y.Davis

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 07:21 PM

Hello all. I just joined this place and clicked on the first post listed. Are all the posts as entertaining as this one, or do I just have amazing timing?

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 07:23 PM

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Could one of you guys quote me a price for her various prostitution services? I'm especially interested in jizzing on her forehead, then sending her to the local Safeway to pick up some groceries.

http://www.affluentconcierge.com/bree.php

Now that the restraining order has been dropped, would I be alone in thinking that jeff pony up the cost of one hour and send eric and a camera crew to the hotel/motel would be an amazing idea?

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Eric...

Sue the balls off of everyone running this story.
With any luck they'll retain Pornlaw and you'll be able to write your own check. Ohh and maybe change your screen name, yes?.

Eric, I know of a great lawyer if you want to go down that path

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I have never been more in love with Monkey in my life.

I'm 100% positive he is Petey.

I wish I could take credit but its not me, whos petey? this is Kelly Clarkson.

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I'd do it for free, but I don't know the legalities of that yet.

I have to go pick up the transcripts tomorrow, I had them mailed to my PO Box. And yes, true to form, she started bawling during her closing statement telling the magistrate how "scared she was". Over what exactly, I still don't know. Ya know, the typical premediated "I'm a victim" waterworks, speech and all. It was a grand performance, better than anything she's done with Adam & Eve.

OHH god eric please post it, if you do i'll be your lucky girl number two.

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 07:47 PM

Posted by: AntonChuigar

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 07:49 PM

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he today that bangs Bree with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now abed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That banged Bree with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 08:01 PM

You know what, in terms of slutty sex saturated whores, this chick is kinda hideous. I mean look at her....she's too fuckin' Brady Bunch/Sally Field_as_gidget looking. It just doesnt fit. Something is totally out of whack here besides the people....the dynamics are all fucked up.

What this chick so desperately needs is a raging fucking drug habit, any drug....Coke, heroin, Pills, Aspirin, something....something to bring her down to reality before she pisses off the wrong socially maladjusted idiot and gets herself slashed into 8 different pieces or dissolved in battery acid in a abandoned bathtub outside some landfill_that_used_to_be_a_cornfield in Iowa.

Her smile is nauseating (as well as fake), i have no desire to splooge on that...punch it? definitely but not splooge...

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 08:27 PM

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Its none of my business, Im just enjoying Karma and how she works. Im very embarrassed for him.

Wow. Hypocrisy and irony all in one post.

Fucking tard can't use the quote feature right.

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 08:29 PM

Quote:

You know what, in terms of slutty sex saturated whores, this chick is kinda hideous. I mean look at her....she's too fuckin' Brady Bunch/Sally Field_as_gidget looking. It just doesnt fit. Something is totally out of whack here besides the people....the dynamics are all fucked up.

What this chick so desperately needs is a raging fucking drug habit, any drug....Coke, heroin, Pills, Aspirin, something....something to bring her down to reality before she pisses off the wrong socially maladjusted idiot and gets herself slashed into 8 different pieces or dissolved in battery acid in a abandoned bathtub outside some landfill_that_used_to_be_a_cornfield in Iowa.

Her smile is nauseating (as well as fake), i have no desire to splooge on that...punch it? definitely but not splooge...

I disagree burglar. A very fuckable whore but I'd wear a hazmat suit. Burg's post approved for using splooge.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 08:49 PM

Hey can somebody photoshop an Affliction shirt so it says Affluentconcierge.com for Petey?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 08:51 PM

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 09:02 PM

I think Lou is right that Petey is possibly a alt-ID. He was too good to be true right from the start. Maybe he was just a device to beat Eric's 'issues' out of the bushes and into the open for a good laugh. I notice many here are going easy on him because he's a regular but his posts are full-blown pathetic (come on, a 28 year old virgin!).

Posted by: BIFF™

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/02/09 11:40 PM

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I think Lou is right that Petey is possibly a alt-ID.

You don't say... Spoken like a true alt.

Posted by: JAGnLA

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 12:21 AM

Okay, is it just me or has all this airing of Dirty Bree Laundry made anyone else even more hyped to see her in a good boff-session? I'm starting to think that Eric and "Petey" (who I'm convinced is a total imposter) may just be driving her stock up.

As for the Marcia Brady fake smile - all the more reason to see it smeared in man-juice.

I'm just saying...

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 02:32 AM

Quote:

What this chick so desperately needs is a raging fucking drug habit, any drug....Coke, heroin, Pills, Aspirin, something....something to bring her down to reality...

Her smile is nauseating (as well as fake), i have no desire to splooge on that...punch it? definitely but not splooge...

Burg, she only smiles for pictures. It was rare that you saw a look of happiness on her face in casual living, because she's always miserable or yelling at someone (including her best friend / personal assistant). It could just be all the exhaustion of living her material/fake life in her travels as "Bree Olson".

However, to satisfy your curiousities, not something I can personally/visually corroborate, but somewhere on XPT Smokey mentioned that she was kicking back the Percs pretty heavy. Gotta deal with the pain of being an immoral filthy slut somehow, I guess?

Based on a quick glance at her Myspace page (to find the above profile), this looks to be the latest local wigger/douchebag she's spreading her legs for.

Posted by: duckduckgoose

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 03:55 AM

Quote:

this looks to be the latest local wigger/douchebag she's spreading her legs for.

We need a new emoticon featuring a shot-out whore jumping from one banana to the next, to infinity.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 07:13 AM

Quote:

Quote:

What this chick so desperately needs is a raging fucking drug habit, any drug....Coke, heroin, Pills, Aspirin, something....something to bring her down to reality...

Her smile is nauseating (as well as fake), i have no desire to splooge on that...punch it? definitely but not splooge...

Burg, she only smiles for pictures. It was rare that you saw a look of happiness on her face in casual living, because she's always miserable or yelling at someone (including her best friend / personal assistant). It could just be all the exhaustion of living her material/fake life in her travels as "Bree Olson".

However, to satisfy your curiousities, not something I can personally/visually corroborate, but somewhere on XPT Smokey mentioned that she was kicking back the Percs pretty heavy. Gotta deal with the pain of being an immoral filthy slut somehow, I guess?

Based on a quick glance at her Myspace page (to find the above profile), this looks to be the latest local wigger/douchebag she's spreading her legs for.

I want to beat this guy like a Keith Moon drum solo with a burlap sack full of wood screws for subjecting me to 15 seconds (that's all I could take) of the worst music I have ever heard in my life.

Posted by: ChipE

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 08:07 AM

Quote:

Quote:

What this chick so desperately needs is a raging fucking drug habit, any drug....Coke, heroin, Pills, Aspirin, something....something to bring her down to reality...

Her smile is nauseating (as well as fake), i have no desire to splooge on that...punch it? definitely but not splooge...

Burg, she only smiles for pictures. It was rare that you saw a look of happiness on her face in casual living, because she's always miserable or yelling at someone (including her best friend / personal assistant). It could just be all the exhaustion of living her material/fake life in her travels as "Bree Olson".

However, to satisfy your curiousities, not something I can personally/visually corroborate, but somewhere on XPT Smokey mentioned that she was kicking back the Percs pretty heavy. Gotta deal with the pain of being an immoral filthy slut somehow, I guess?

Based on a quick glance at her Myspace page (to find the above profile), this looks to be the latest local wigger/douchebag she's spreading her legs for.

Don't you mean latest local Hillbilly?

Posted by: cqd

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 08:14 AM

A fire poker? I want to hear more about that.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 09:46 AM

Far less annoying.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 02:35 PM

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It's painfully obvious these two idiots will be Musketeers #3 and #4. It would be awesome if they too posted the tales of their very limited use for her here on XPT.

I wouldn't even be surprised if they'll subject themselves to doing that DP she's been wanting for her website. Ya know, that secret manlove with sac-rubbing & pistoning peni, all the while thinking they're actually pleasing her numb & emotionless orafices.

Posted by: Crocodile

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 02:44 PM

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It's painfully obvious these two idiots will be Musketeers #3 and #4. It would be awesome if they too posted the tales of their very limited use for her here on XPT.

I wouldn't even be surprised if they'll subject themselves to doing that DP she's been wanting for her website. Ya know, that secret manlove with sac-rubbing & pistoning peni, all the while thinking they're actually pleasing her numb & emotionless orafices.

DUDE YOU NEED TO GET LAID. Pay for it if necessary. Just stop whining like a fucking bitch! That's what the women do. Stop being a pussy and be a man!

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 02:46 PM

^ Next.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 03:20 PM

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DUDE YOU NEED TO GET LAID.

Croc... big picture and all on this one. If Eric didn't wait 28 yrs to give us this gift where would we be?. Exactly.

Now thank him. And when I say "thank him" I mean mix derision with jaded skepticism as is the XPT style.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 03:27 PM

Da_Burg

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You know what, in terms of slutty sex saturated whores, this chick is kinda hideous.

Well said Burg... She has the same squished insect face that Tila Tequila rocks.

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 04:04 PM

Quote:

Da_Burg
Quote:

You know what, in terms of slutty sex saturated whores, this chick is kinda hideous.

Well said Burg... She has the same squished insect face that Tila Tequila rocks.

I'm not sure if it's against XPT's PW bashing protocol, but I'm not kicking either of these chicks outta bed. Granted, Bree's dirty mouth bumps her up quite a few notches. And I loathe just about everything Tila represents with the exception of her form.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 04:10 PM

Not at all Jeff.. I never meant to insult "the fanbois that did"... Burg stated "slutty sex saturated whores" and it went from there. Theres no doubt that both of those whores are last call queens, staph(sp?) and all.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 04:20 PM

^ Spelling is correct ! The first time I saw Bree on dvd she was doing anal on what looked like a small torpedo and looking at the camera with a big grin on her face. She made the whole scene look so professional I was looking for a tip to give her when it was finished. Never really into this girl.

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 04:20 PM

right on.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 06:02 PM

Quote:

I'm not sure if it's against XPT's PW bashing protocol, but I'm not kicking either of these chicks outta bed

Of course not, have you seen the ugly whore in your avatar?

That said, nothing said about Bree Olson matters to me I wasn't in to this whore to begin with. Everything Burg said is pretty much on target; as far as how I feel about her I want to punch this bitch in the face. She's far more annoying than Sasha Grey and almost a tad bit less than Darrah. (Because who are we kidding here nothing gets more annoying than that.)

SO fucking what if the guy is bald and wears affliction, his biggest flaw is that he went public with having banged Bree Olson. Dude rock on with your shirt and receding hairline. But for fuck's sake do you not wish you never posted your pic with that skank on the internet? Dating/banging her is NOT something to be proud of. Lots, haven’t touched that shit and wouldn’t. I wish her Granny would have disowned for the fuckpig she truly is.

I can’t say much bad about the “one creepy fuck”, I kinda like the guy.

No one has noticed the bad skin on this bitch? There’s nothing grosser to me than a whore with bad skin.

AND WTF is Whitey Houstan???

Happy Lou?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 06:07 PM

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AND WTF is Whitey Houstan???

She comes from the same line of trailer trash as most of rural Allen County (Woodburn, pop. 800). If you look at nearly anything she posts, you'll notice some of her spelling errors almost rival Peteyboy.

At least she knows how to suck dick, because it's the only thing she's good at, hopes/dreams of being a mom & housewife NOT withstanding.

Posted by: Sacred Navajo Herbs

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 06:19 PM

Does she use the "word" "withstanding"?

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 06:25 PM

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AND WTF is Whitey Houstan???

She comes from the same line of trailer trash as most of rural Allen County (Woodburn, pop. 800). If you look at nearly anything she posts, you'll notice some of her spelling errors almost rival Peteyboy.

At least she knows how to suck dick, because it's the only thing she's good at, hopes/dreams of being a mom & housewife withstanding.

Yeah only knowing that will only get her so far... Usually the corner or the V.D. clinic.

Anyways I thought Whitey Houstan was some new white rapper with a great set of lungs.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 06:26 PM

I doubt it, she probably doesn't even know what it means.

edit: I ommited the word "not", the Skyy is kicking in.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 06:27 PM

Quote:

Hey can somebody photoshop an Affliction shirt so it says Affluentconcierge.com for Petey?

Yes! Thats fucking great! Where the hell is Mark_j?

Posted by: Blue

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 07:27 PM

This thread goes stright into the shitter when Petey stops posting.

Fucking dumb cunt and her gag order.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 07:47 PM

Quote:

This thread goes stright into the shitter when Petey stops posting.

Fucking dumb cunt and her gag order.

I bet she's mostly ashamed of the fact he revealed she shadoobied everytime they after they fucked.

Because girls don't poop.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 07:49 PM

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This is the greatest thread of all time. It has everything, people who think Affliction shirts are cool,

Affliction and Ed Hardy-Christian AudFAGer: douchebag's official brands..(see Ben English)

Posted by: Smokey

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 10:35 PM

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What in the world could make you post her home address on blogs, let alone a single blog. Shouldn't you have an understanding of the possible repercussions of those actions? I don't care what the reasons were or your own personal issues, which I would still love to hear about as I'm a heathen and drama whore as much as anyone here; but that move is as weak as a Hastings crackwhore on valium. Serious bitch move.

Feel free to disagree Lance, but I'm no bitch. Maybe the laws in Canada are different, but there really aren't any laws here in the states so far as I've discovered that prevent me from doing so. If you're talking about being blacklisted from "the industry", I really don't give two shits about that, I have other hobbies, and this isn't a source of income for me.

Long of the short, I wanted answers. Instead, she gave me nothing. When necessary, I use everything I can in my power of leverage to get what I want, outside of lying & physical harm. I would never want to hurt her, and while it's easy for you (and tatty, and countless others) to just brush off scenarios like this & chalk them up to "another whore", I don't go that route.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go have a good cry & slit my wrists, because you don't approve of my actions. Later.

Two fucking crybabies. Call the Wahhh-mbulance and have them bring you two girls home to mommy. YOu fucked a porn whore for a while, and she left you. So you go posting her personal info online? Why? Seriously? Why the fuck would you do that? Total bitch ass move.

The problem obviously was that you two bitches couldn't handle a woman who had some game. I've spent a few weekends partying with Bree, (or Rachel as you insist on calling her so everyone knows you know her real name) and while she had some piss and vineger in her veins, she was a cool chick. You just have to show her you aren't letting her get away with any bullshit. She's no different than a lot of porn whores, or whores in general.

I'm cringing reading this thread and I'm only on page 2. The guy who she took to court is trying to get info from the creep Pete, playing message board attorney which is humorous. But, the whole thing screams CREEPDICK MOPEY OLD MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SHOULD LEAVE THE PORN WHORE ALONE!!!

Posted by: Smokey

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/03/09 10:38 PM

Petey wrote

Quote:

i would like to point out that i haven't given out any of Bree's personal information (addresses, real names, phone number's, etc.) and I had nothing to do with anything that guy Eric has said. I don't hate Bree, and despite everything that happened, I still feel that she's basically a good person.

I just wanted to vent a little and heard this was the place to do it. I've said my peace, and thats it. Just thought some people might be interested in my fling with a porn whore.

Translates to

"Pleeeeeeeeease come back to meeeeeeeee baybeeeeee"

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 12:29 AM

Welcome back Smokey. This is definitely a thread we need a nigga like you to chime in on...

Posted by: freestylah

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 04:48 AM

Smokey:

Quote:

I've spent a few weekends partying with Bree, and while she had some piss and vineger in her veins, she was a cool chick. You just have to show her you aren't letting her get away with any bullshit. She's no different than a lot of porn whores, or whores in general. {/quote]

Was this partying like "I pay USD ...., so you do whatever I tell you to do"?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 06:49 AM

Quote:

I'm cringing reading this thread and I'm only on page 2. The guy who she took to court is trying to get info from the creep Pete, playing message board attorney which is humorous. But, the whole thing screams CREEPDICK MOPEY OLD MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SHOULD LEAVE THE PORN WHORE ALONE!!!

Read the whole fucking thread before running your pseudo toughguy internet cocksucker, Smokey. I guaran-goddam-tee the only "game" you got is behind that keyboard. I'm not some fucking new generation idiot that plays/handles "games", and I didn't intend to start with her.

The only reason her name was brought into play was because she treated the situation not as "Bree", but as Rachel. If you don't like that - tough shit. Do something about it. That is, I got your "Mopey Old Creepdick" right here, come get some Dr. Whiteknight.

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Was this partying like "I pay USD ...., so you do whatever I tell you to do"?

I'm betting it was. I guess I have that going for me, at least I got laid without paying a cent from this easy, worthless shitbag whore. Smokey has to fork over dolla-dolla-bills y'all to get any action, which for me, isn't the issue here. I got played, yes, but for all the wrong reasons. That's something I don't tolerate, regardless the excuse.

Quote:

Welcome back Smokey. This is definitely a thread we need a nigga like you to chime in on...

Yes, but only because he compliments your pseudo toughguy "I have a BIG tramp stamp AND my disabled ass was in the military" image here on XPT, Tatty.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 08:59 AM

Yes but it cost you much much more than money, no?

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 09:03 AM

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Yes but it cost you much much more than money, no?

If you're ashamed of it, I suppose that could be the case. You mistake me for one of those people, which is the part of this thread people don't seem to comprehend. I should probably expect nothing less from the degenerates (and fat dykes) around here though.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 09:16 AM

Thanks for playing Eric, I was kinda disappointed when you didnt mention the fat word, but you're so predictable I knew it was coming.
Here's where you are wrong, Im no longer fat, dyke, if that's what you wanna call me, then go ahead. I told you in the past, that you'd never know I was a lady lover if you've ever saw me in person. I dont wear flannels or Birkenstocks. So keep up with the "original" fat dyke remarks, I wouldn't expect anything less/more from you, again thanks for playing and responding, I knew you would.

P.S. Dont you have bigger fish to fry, I thought you were taking a break, but you couldn't bear to leave this forum, you'd die if you did.
Please move on, I told you I wish you the best of luck in the PMS you sent me....and I truly meant that, and it has nothing to do w/speaking to Gia, matter of fact, have never ever once had a convo about you.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 09:35 AM

Awww, did I offend you? Sure sounds like it Dykezilla. Like you, I live here. The only one playing is you, in solitude. Sadder yet is that you think you deem yourself a "player" here at XPT, lolz. I respond because I want to, not because I'm compelled or forced to.

Actually, I'm sitting out in the sunny countryside right now, on my laptop enjoying my weekend photographic past time. Later, I'm going to drop in at the local adult store to see Ron Jeremy.

Since when do insults have to be original? Like porn whore names, there are only so many you can come up with after a while, why bother? It actually got the point across, prepping you the meltdown above.

Here's a video to best describe the relationship between Rachel & I, since you care so much:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGE34VAqYTk&NR=1

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 09:54 AM

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Welcome back Smokey. This is definitely a thread we need a nigga like you to chime in on...

Yes, but only because he compliments your pseudo toughguy "I have a BIG tramp stamp AND my disabled ass was in the military" image here on XPT, Tatty.

Tough guy? Disabled? Military? You got the wrong guy. Sorry. Just so I'm not confused as well, you're the guy who fucked Bree Olsen, right?

No, I wanted to get Smokeys's two cent not just cuz he's a chuckle , but because he unashamedly fucks whores (specifically porn whores).

Quote:

. I respond because I want to, not because I'm compelled or forced to.

Weren't you gonna stop posting for a while?

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 10:02 AM

So you have the knight in shining armor syndrome ? I shed my suit long ago. In all seriousness, rescued chicks grow resentful and hateful in every single case if they weren't playing you all along. I feel for you Eric. I don't know how old you are but you need to change your modus operandi and look for someone with their own money , job , self esteem, straight and sober and some common sense. I know it's hard to find. I actually thought I had one a few years ago but when I got sick and unable to tend to her every need she flew the coop. There's no sense being bitter or vengeful. These girls are what they are and you don't stand a chance in hell of changing them or actually ever getting even for that matter. I say this in all sincerity. No taunting or putting you down. Just consider.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 10:02 AM

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Weren't you gonna stop posting for a while?

Yeah, exactly the reason why I came back. It's called momentary sobriety. I'm sure you looked forward to that, seeing your posts are sooo self-validating.

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So you have the knight in shining armor syndrome ? I shed my suit long ago. In all seriousness, rescued chicks grow resentful and hateful in every single case if they weren't playing you all along. I feel for you Eric. I don't know how old you are but you need to change your modus operandi and look for someone with their own money , job , self esteem, straight and sober and some common sense. I know it's hard to find. I actually thought I had one a few years ago but when I got sick and unable to tend to her every need she flew the coop. There's no sense being bitter or vengeful. These girls are what they are and you don't stand a chance in hell of changing them or actually ever getting even for that matter. I say this in all sincerity. No taunting or putting you down. Just consider.

It's not about finding anyone, I just don't mingle well with people in general. Rachel was someone who from Day #1 I took on as someone to talk to (in the industry).

That turned into a friendship, the kind of person who would look out for her when necessary, and eventually (unfortunately) a drunken, sexual relationship. This isn't about a whore or any other chick who does porn. She's just a girl who HAPPENS to do porn, who did wrong by me. It has nothing to do with:

- How much pussy I got.
- How much pussy I'm not getting now.
- The fact that I don't hang out with other chicks for the sake of getting laid.

It was about having a friend, someone who I'd hang with & get drunk - the proverbial drinking buddy (as Petey eluded to, she can hold her liquor). That's all I ever saw in Rachel.

She just happened to be a selfish whore who saw another penis with legs in front of her, and took advantage of that. What I percevied as a friends with benefits relationship, she turned into another of her sexual escapades & kicked me to the curb afterward. You don't treat people you call friends like that. It's more about a violation of trust and I wish people would read between the fucking lines for once.

EDIT: Goddam you backdoorman, stepping in again.

Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 10:02 AM

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Awww, did I offend you? Sure sounds like it Dykezilla. Like you, I live here. The only one playing is you, in solitude. Sadder yet is that you think you deem yourself a "player" here at XPT, lolz. I respond because I want to, not because I'm compelled or forced to.

Actually, I'm sitting out in the sunny countryside right now, on my laptop enjoying my weekend photographic past time. Later, I'm going to drop in at the local adult store to see Ron Jeremy.

Since when do insults have to be original? Like porn whore names, there are only so many you can come up with after a while, why bother? It actually got the point across, prepping you the meltdown above.

Here's a video to best describe the relationship between Rachel & I, since you care so much:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGE34VAqYTk&NR=1

A player, never considered myself one, I come her to read the gossip which I love and when it's true I love it even more. Dude strangers do not offend me.....It's cyberspace, people that do NOT impact my life, you keep posting and whatever makes you happy, say. Meltdown, never, you can pray and pray, it will never ever happen, Im sober today and have been for a while now.....Sorry but if that's what you're striving for again, FAIL!!!!
Since I know you been under the weather lately, if this makes you happy, by all means, who am I to deprive you of a bit happiness being a tough man on the Interwebz.
Enjoy your weekend, Im off ot Amagansett now, enjoy your weekend, I know I will. Good Luck w/your life.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 10:11 AM

Quote:

seeing your posts are sooo self-validating.

Ahhhhhhh my posts are run-of-the-mill most of the time. Maybe if I included some personal information about a girl that could put her in harm's way I'd be a better poster...

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 10:15 AM

^ Dead horse.

Forget what I said about self-validating posts, you're just a one-trick pony.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 10:27 AM

Woops replied to the wrong thing.
Sounds like you were and still are in looooovvvvve ! I'm just fucking jaded when it comes to that shit. You will be too....soon......just let it go !!!

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 10:31 AM

Quote:

you're just a one-trick pony.

....sez the guy with hundreds of post about the whore who left him high and dry....

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 11:34 AM

Quote:

Woops replied to the wrong thing.
Sounds like you were and still are in looooovvvvve ! I'm just fucking jaded when it comes to that shit. You will be too....soon......just let it go !!!

Not even that dude, I'm 500 miles from friends & family, and she was someone to hang out with that turned into more. I loved her as a friend, sure, but it's not "in love" as you're associating it, it's more of "I love you man" Budweiser love, moreso because she's not a dude. Going shot for shot with her was about the best memory I have of it all.

Despite the "sociopath" that I am (according to the analysts here on XPT), I honestly just find it hard to meld with people. It's about trust, and if y'all can't understand the concept of loving someone outside of family, I pity you. Just because she's a porn whore, I pity you more. I have no apologies for how I've reacted.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 11:35 AM

Quote:

Quote:

you're just a one-trick pony.

....sez the guy with hundreds of post about the whore who left him high and dry....

"Sez" the illiterate who has a higher post count than I in half the time, and contributes next to nothing in the process.

Posted by: freestylah

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 12:44 PM

"Despite the "sociopath" that I am (according to the analysts here on XPT), I honestly just find it hard to meld with people. It's about trust, and if y'all can't understand the concept of loving someone outside of family, I pity you. Just because she's a porn whore, I pity you more. I have no apologies for how I've reacted."

I can follow this without any problem. And I agree with Eric for the biggest part. Do I get the XPT-sociopath label now as well?

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 12:49 PM

Quote:

"Despite the "sociopath" that I am (according to the analysts here on XPT), I honestly just find it hard to meld with people. It's about trust, and if y'all can't understand the concept of loving someone outside of family, I pity you. Just because she's a porn whore, I pity you more. I have no apologies for how I've reacted."

Quote:

Do I get the XPT-sociopath label now as well?

No.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 01:03 PM

Eric, you can sass Smokey all you want for paying for pussy, but you not leaving her alone after a lawyer already told you to, IS COSTING YOU MONEY.

Posted by: duckduckgoose

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 01:19 PM

Quote:

Eric, you can sass Smokey all you want for paying for pussy [snip]

There is some dissonant logic in this guy looking down on someone who bangs prostitutes for cash, when he banged a prostitute himself for free (as 'friends').

Who gives a fuck -- you still banged a prostitute, professor! The only way it could be worse is if you had used a coupon.

Posted by: Fiend

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 01:35 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Eric, you can sass Smokey all you want for paying for pussy [snip]

There is some dissonant logic in this guy looking down on someone who bangs prostitutes for cash, when he banged a prostitute himself for free (as 'friends').

Who gives a fuck -- you still banged a prostitute, professor! The only way it could be worse is if you had used a coupon.

Isn't friendship kind of like a coupon for a whore?

Posted by: RobertX9

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 02:07 PM

This is a great soap opera. Lets recap:
1.Eric falls in love with Bree over internet.
2.Eric moves to Ftwayne to be close to his love.
3.Bree thinks Eric is cute and fucks him a few times. They record it for later posting.
4.Having Borderline Personality from being repeatedly raped at 12, Bree grows tired of Eric, posts the tapes and figures he will go away.
5.Love sick Eric calls her dirty things and posts her real name in his blog.
6.Bree tells lawyer to fix this shit and Eric posts more dirty things.
7.Bree gets shot down in court and Eric just can’t let it alone- posts her address on the internet.
8.Bree goes fucking apeshit and buys a gun in case Eric breaks in to her house.
9.Eric starts a thread under a false ID further trashing Bree.
10.Bree cozies up to some low IQ knuckle draggers.

Next scenes go something like this:
1.Bree fucks knuckle draggers and begs them to solve her problem.
2.Low IQ Knuckle draggers visit Eric with a lug wrench, pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
3.Eric disappears from the internet.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 02:18 PM

Quote:

"Sez" the illiterate who has a higher post count than I in half the time, and contributes next to nothing in the process.

Yes, Eric, I'm an illiterate because I used "sez". I had kno eyedeeya how to reely spel says. The fact that that you're getting bent out of shape "sez" more about my shitty posts than anything else.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you've posted ad infinitum about your waaaaaaaaaaaah regarding Mizz Olsen. Just spare me the 'one-trick pony' accusations until you find a different whore to cry about.

Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 02:42 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Eric, you can sass Smokey all you want for paying for pussy [snip]

There is some dissonant logic in this guy looking down on someone who bangs prostitutes for cash, when he banged a prostitute himself for free (as 'friends').

Who gives a fuck -- you still banged a prostitute, professor! The only way it could be worse is if you had used a coupon.

The prostitute coupons will be available in the next stimulus package

Posted by: have2cit

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 02:48 PM

Quote:

This is a great soap opera. Lets recap:
1.Eric falls in love with Bree over internet.
2.Eric moves to Ftwayne to be close to his love.
3.Bree thinks Eric is cute and fucks him a few times. They record it for later posting.
4.Having Borderline Personality from being repeatedly raped at 12, Bree grows tired of Eric, posts the tapes and figures he will go away.
5.Love sick Eric calls her dirty things and posts her real name in his blog.
6.Bree tells lawyer to fix this shit and Eric posts more dirty things.
7.Bree gets shot down in court and Eric just can’t let it alone- posts her address on the internet.
8.Bree goes fucking apeshit and buys a gun in case Eric breaks in to her house.
9.Eric starts a thread under a false ID further trashing Bree.
10.Bree cozies up to some low IQ knuckle draggers.

Next scenes go something like this:
1.Bree fucks knuckle draggers and begs them to solve her problem.
2.Low IQ Knuckle draggers visit Eric with a lug wrench, pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
3.Eric disappears from the internet.

Just quoting this threat to keep it from changing.

Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 03:25 PM

you said threat instead of thread. ha!

Posted by: Monstar

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 03:54 PM

From The Journal Gazette

Quote:

What to do this weekend

Look at the goodies I've tracked down for you.

First of all, chubby funster (and porn star) Ron Jeremy will be in town signing autographs from 4 to 6 p.m. Saturday at Boudoir Noir, 512 W. Superior St. The store is bringing in a different adult film star every month through the summer until August. On the schedule? Bridget the Midget in May, Kaylani Lei in June and Bree Olsen (born n' raised in Woodburn, y'all) in July.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 04:08 PM

Eric I do understand your anger and feelings. Been there etc..... more than once. If you are truly the sociopath that you say that you are then all this has absolutely nothing to do with Bree. [not defending her in any way] Sociopaths focus every single bit of the attention from any given situation upon themselves. They will go to the electric chair or needle making everything about them. Review the Polly Klass case. The fucking idiot went down going me me me me me me . I worked 23 years with juvenile delinquents. Quite a few of them sociopaths. You definitely have the attention part down but I doubt highly you are a true sociopath. I think I am done with this just in case. No more attention from me concerning Bree Olsen. Good luck with your agenda. I seriously mean that. Polly Klass

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 04:35 PM

Quote:

From The Journal Gazette

Ha! They're so proud of their girl.

Man, that's too funny.

Posted by: Willie D

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 05:29 PM

Just interested...how many of you non-porno Bree-fuckers picked up one of those "gits that keep on giving" ala teh herp, gono, maybe she wanted a little cunnylingus when she was baking some bread in that box?

Did you guys make her provide a current AIM test.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 05:47 PM

Quote:

This is a great soap opera. Lets recap:
1.Eric falls in love with Bree over internet.
2.Eric moves to Ftwayne to be close to his love.
3.Bree thinks Eric is cute and fucks him a few times. They record it for later posting.
4.Having Borderline Personality from being repeatedly raped at 12, Bree grows tired of Eric, posts the tapes and figures he will go away.
5.Love sick Eric calls her dirty things and posts her real name in his blog.
6.Bree tells lawyer to fix this shit and Eric posts more dirty things.
7.Bree gets shot down in court and Eric just can’t let it alone- posts her address on the internet.
8.Bree goes fucking apeshit and buys a gun in case Eric breaks in to her house.
9.Eric starts a thread under a false ID further trashing Bree.
10.Bree cozies up to some low IQ knuckle draggers.

Next scenes go something like this:
1.Bree fucks knuckle draggers and begs them to solve her problem.
2.Low IQ Knuckle draggers visit Eric with a lug wrench, pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
3.Eric disappears from the internet.

lets simplify this: Eric is a loser and Bree is a whore

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 06:16 PM

Quote:

This is a great soap opera. Lets recap:
1.Eric falls in love with Bree over internet.
2.Eric moves to Ftwayne to be close to his love.
3.Bree thinks Eric is cute and fucks him a few times. They record it for later posting.
4.Having Borderline Personality from being repeatedly raped at 12, Bree grows tired of Eric, posts the tapes and figures he will go away.
5.Love sick Eric calls her dirty things and posts her real name in his blog.
6.Bree tells lawyer to fix this shit and Eric posts more dirty things.
7.Bree gets shot down in court and Eric just can’t let it alone- posts her address on the internet.
8.Bree goes fucking apeshit and buys a gun in case Eric breaks in to her house.
9.Eric starts a thread under a false ID further trashing Bree.
10.Bree cozies up to some low IQ knuckle draggers.

Next scenes go something like this:
1.Bree fucks knuckle draggers and begs them to solve her problem.
2.Low IQ Knuckle draggers visit Eric with a lug wrench, pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
3.Eric disappears from the internet.

You're welcome to your opinion, too. But I moved to Ft. Wayne for a job within my trade which I've been at for 16+ months now. I was making a shitty wage at the previous job in Cincinnati for the time I was putting in.

Quote:

Just quoting this threat to keep it from changing.

If you're actually looking out for me H2C, thanks.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 06:24 PM

Quote:

First of all, chubby funster (and porn star) Ron Jeremy will be in town signing autographs from 4 to 6 p.m. Saturday at Boudoir Noir, 512 W. Superior St. The store is bringing in a different adult film star every month through the summer until August. On the schedule? Bridget the Midget in May, Kaylani Lei in June and worthless sperm recepticle Bree Olsen

I was actually down @ Boudoir Noir most of this afternoon doing some shooting, but Tim (Straley, owner) had brought in a personal friend to do the shooting. Most of the time, I just loafed around, and helped as I could. The Hedgehog was his usual self, at least from what I'd seen of him in the past.

The whore will be @ ShangEast titty bar this evening, and needless to say I'm not going because I don't want her creating a scene. Same deal with her appearance in July. It's not that I'm gutless, but she's thrown around enough false accusations that I don't need the hassle.

"Bree" wasn't born in Woodburn either, she was born in Houston, TX.

Backdoorman: The "sociopath" reference was what someone called me earlier. That's why it's in quotes.

Quote:

Just interested...how many of you non-porno Bree-fuckers picked up one of those "gits that keep on giving" ala teh herp, gono, maybe she wanted a little cunnylingus when she was baking some bread in that box?

Trust me Willie, since I'm the big, bad virgin with attachment issues, I'd be the first to tell you if I had something - because the first place I'd be pointing the finger would be HER...publicly, too!

Quote:

lets simplify this: Eric is a loser and Bree is a whore

And you're a incoherent 3rd world Spic, what's your point?

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 07:59 PM

Quote:

The whore will be @ ShangEast titty bar this evening, and needless to say I'm not going because I don't want her creating a scene. Same deal with her appearance in July. It's not that I'm gutless, but she's thrown around enough false accusations that I don't need the hassle.

So this is how you reason? You don't need the "hassle" because of the accusations, or the possibility of her making a scene? I mean, WTF, dude. How's about because you don't like her? Why the fuck would you bother going to watch her perform if you don't like her?

I don't get you dude, and I don't really care, but STFU about it already. You're truly a glutton for punishment, in every way imaginable. It's like you're no good for yourself. Have you considered help? Seriously, I ask this with a minute amount of concern. If you were happier, busy, whatever, about other things in your life, this wouldn't be nearly the issue you've made it.

You're probably a decent dude, otherwise, but you must get over this shit. Most of these issues you're having are unfortunately normal; come with the territory of dating, whatever. It's how you are dealing with it. I promise. You've got to let this shit roll off your back.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/04/09 09:11 PM

Quote:

Dino, that cat reminds me of my late Maine Coon when he was just a little guy...

cute pussy....i mean cat.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 06:42 AM

Quote:

You're probably a decent dude, otherwise, but you must get over this shit. Most of these issues you're having are unfortunately normal; come with the territory of dating, whatever. It's how you are dealing with it. I promise. You've got to let this shit roll off your back.

Perhaps, but you gotta understand that the whore never gave me any closure whatsoever. That's what I needed. By coming to XPT, it was like a group therapy, regardless how many people beat my ass verbally, or how bad people think I'm making myself look (b/c I don't care).

Even if only temporarily, it knocks her off her pedestal a notch or two, too. Just getting a response out of her on AdultFYI shows she was bothered enough to lie about the situation (again) & claim that 'peteybilt' was some fictional individual that I made up, only to have him come back later & clam up. She knows the reality of it, she just doesn't want to face it. I had to live the lore that "whores lie" is FROP#1 for first-hand to understand.

@ Gia: If what you think I'm doing is costing me anything - freedom or money - power to ya. I haven't given one red cent to a lawyer, and my speech online is protected constitutionally so long as not libelous. I'm entitled to my opinion, regardless how you, her, or her lawyer see it.

The basic point here is, I'm fine with what I've done, because it's helped me get through it, one big self-therapy session. I needed to purge the whore from my system by whatever means possible, if that meant some vindiction at her expense, and I'm OK by that. She took a part of me with her, and showed no care in her handling of it. I feel totally justified in publicizing this mess, b/c it was to make ME feel better about the situation & move on. I do feel much better, she can drink my piss after an asparagus dinner for all I care.

Posing a different question: Will the select few here stop the badgering? Probably not, I'm sure that's asking alot here on XPT. Everyone's wired differently, it's alot harder for some to just "let it go". Some of us can't just drop it, some of us always need the last word, while some of us just like needling the shit out of others. I was conditioned by my own father for the latter, so if it bothers me, it's usually momentarily at best. For Rachel, knowing she won't amount to anything more than a whore (and never a housewife) will bother her for a lifetime. She'll be the one who must endure her life choice as a whore to whatever future that is provided for her (I say provided, b/c she won't be able to do it on her own).

@ Dino: We had to put him down about 2 years ago.

So, to XPT, I thank you! That will be my last response to this thread.

Posted by: charin

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 06:54 AM

So, you first got laid at 28, got your heart broken by a prostitute, and now you are looking to a porn discussion board for therapy? And you are begging the board members to quit badgering you?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: have2cit

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 08:39 AM

Quote:

If you're actually looking out for me H2C, thanks.

No problem brah. If your carcass washes up on the shores of some river looking like several people played wack-a-mole on it with steel pipes, I will forward this threat to the proper authorities at once. I won't let them get away it, I got your back.

Posted by: Sho'nuff

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 09:17 AM

Holy.
Christ.

This thread was so full of win it made my weekend... my laptp has been down for the last week and look at the party I missed.

Fucking epic on so many levels.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 10:14 AM

Quote:

what's your point?

my point? you point everywhere with those

fucking loser , no wonder bree cheated on you with other losers

enjoy your affliction tshirts

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 12:51 PM

Eric, what do your friends think of all this? As in your guy friends in real life that you hang out with. Not internet friends. Real friends.

Posted by: I fucked Bree Olson too!

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 12:51 PM

I banged her too!

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 01:01 PM

Quote:

Perhaps, but you gotta understand that the whore never gave me any closure whatsoever. That's what I needed.

Holy fuck, what a baby.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 03:55 PM

bling bling !! eric pm

Quote:

From: One Creepy Fuck
...is obviously very low, as well as your comprehension of the English language. I'm not the idiot wearing the Affliction shirts.

dude you are a fucking loser i dont care if you are the other loser or not, the thing is you both are 2 fucking loser2 who get ripped off by the same whore...hey Tony Malice you have two candidates here for your next Cuckold Movie here ... or maybe you idiots con go with Kickass pictures eat some black guys creampies

my advice to you

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 04:01 PM

Quote:

Eric, what do your friends think of all this? As in your guy friends in real life that you hang out with. Not internet friends. Real friends.

the only real thing Eric have in his life is 2 huge:

Posted by: freestylah

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 04:24 PM

Quote:

Eric, what do your friends think of all this? As in your guy friends in real life that you hang out with. Not internet friends. Real friends.

You make this sound as if you know what you're talking about. Which I doubt.

Posted by: JAGnLA

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 06:32 PM

Quote:

From The Journal Gazette

HA! That just too frigging much! I wonder if they'll throw her a parade or erect (pun entirely intended) a statue of her in the town square?

Posted by: lance69

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 09:02 PM

Jesustittyfuckingchrist! ROFL
3 days baking in the desert and this thread heads straight in to the twightlight zone! Outfuckingstanding!

Posted by: lance69

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 10:10 PM

Also, I'm just curious Eric? What exactly do you need to happen for this to end for you? How will you achieve closure? This is seriously getting excessive at 17 pages!

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 11:00 PM

Using XPT to get closure is like using Luke Ford to get photography instruction.

Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 11:28 PM

This thread has brought me 2 things. The laughter needed to get me through hard times. And I nick named my coke dealer dr. sniffles.

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/05/09 11:59 PM

Funny, when I first started posting I intended to not get caught up in too many piss contests but Eric's whining and Coke's paranoid craziness was just too much to pass up.

Now Eric's sending threats that he's going to beat me up (via the interweb no doubt) via PM instead of posting them here, I guess he still wants to maintain his public posture of semi-sanity.

Posted by: saddleback

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 12:19 AM

You need closure? Try closing your mouth when you cry, bitch. Keep it to a low whimper for everyone's sake if not your own. At least that other dumbass was smart enough to recognize a no-win situation and shut the fuck up. You, on the other hand, seem to be hell-bent on demonstrating what an outright loser you are. Were your parents first or second cousins?

Posted by: SuperDuperBored

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 12:41 AM

I think I gave up on the dude's 3rd or 4th post when he said her pussy was tight. Unless he meant tight as slang and not as in her pussy wasn't played out from hundreds of cocks.

I can't believed I missed all 17 pages of this. I need to check the site more often.

Posted by: Bree Olson's Chair Leg

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 10:04 AM

A lamp from my living room just told me about this thread.

You people are sick assholes.

Bree is a good person, and I should know - I've been with her through thick and thin for nearly ten years. I realized when she started to do porn that we could never truly have a monogamous relationship and so I resigned myself to be her 'furniture with benefits'.

It's been tough, but at least I'm not a whiny bitch like that creepy dude.

I realize that you guys probably won't believe I really am Bree's chair leg, but I hope this picture helps prove that I am who I say I am.

Please stop saying hateful things about Bree!

I guess you could say I'm her biggest supporter!

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 10:20 AM

^ YESSSS

Posted by: Bree Olson's Chair Leg

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 11:08 AM

I've received some pms from people that accuse me of overstating my relationship with BreeBree (that's what I called her). Someone suggested I was just her "fucktoy".

Bullshit. I know what we had.

I'll never forget the weekend when she came with me to meet my folks.

My dad was especially fond of her. I only found out why after I took my pictures into WalMart for developing.

It was kind of hot, actually.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 03:54 PM

Quote:

It was kind of hot, actually.

Let me guess, you got wood when you looked at the photos.

Posted by: Ruin Trajectory

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 05:17 PM

I just want to take this time to say, I have not fucked Bree Olson.

Posted by: Bree Olson's Chair Leg

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 05:18 PM

Quote:

Let me guess, you got wood when you looked at the photos.

Let's just say I was rubbing myself so hard a fire started.

Posted by: roadiewarriorx

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 05:49 PM

"Bree Olson's Chair Leg" -- this thread is too much --

Posted by: RobertX9

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 05:54 PM

Bree Olson's Chair Leg is one funny guy. And he has a veneer of respectability.

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 05:57 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Let me guess, you got wood when you looked at the photos.

Let's just say I was rubbing myself so hard a fire started.

Whoever you are

Posted by: Willie D

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 06:50 PM

Has Dr. Sniffles ever peed on Bree's Chair Leg?

Posted by: Bree Olson's Chair Leg

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 10:52 PM

No Pee for Dr. Sniffles. There were a couple of scratching incidents. Dr. Sniffles got de-clawed soon afterward.

I remember how embarassing it was for Breebree to explain how she got those splinters in her vajajay.

Now that she's 'fixed' we get along OK.

Great news!

I just heard the front door say to the kitchen table that Breebree is on her way back to Fort Wayne for the next couple of weeks!!!!!!

Hopefully we get some 'alone time'.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 11:22 PM

bree olson's chair leg isn't gonna take this sitting down.

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 11:45 PM

I smell another restraining order in the near future and this time Bree won't have a leg to stand on.

Posted by: LadiesMan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 11:46 PM

This chair shit aint funny. and i dont think she would have to use somethin like that to get off.

Posted by: LadiesMan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/06/09 11:59 PM

Damn, readin this thread it seems like petey was just a lil pissed off or whatever but this dude eric is off the chain obsessed with her.

dude, just go out and get laid then ull get over it. therez alot of pussy avalable even for guys who dont look good. or u can always just pay 4 it. lol

Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 12:03 AM

Quote:

This chair shit aint funny. and i dont think she would have to use somethin like that to get off.

Taken from a Breee Olson interview:
Kinkiest Thing I’ve done: Fucked my ass with the leg of a chair
Thought you would have known that Petey

P.S. You never won a spelling bee have you?

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 12:05 AM

She cheated on them with Ethan Allen.

Posted by: LadiesMan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 12:07 AM

Quote:

Quote:

This chair shit aint funny. and i dont think she would have to use somethin like that to get off.

Taken from a Breee Olson interview:
Kinkiest Thing I’ve done: Fucked my ass with the leg of a chair
Thought you would have known that Petey

Dude I have better thingz to do than read interviews. ahh well, it dont suprise me really. but it still aint funny, cuz chairs cant talk or type. and this aint petey.

Posted by: El Chivato

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 12:27 AM

Jesus this thread is awesome! I think everyone on xpt has posted in here, well now they have, lol.

Anyways Petey, dude you were just dying to tell everyone that you banged Bree weren't you? Congrats, you just impressed absolutely no one on this board, try adt, I'm sure they will make you fanboi of the year over there. You should of researched this board before starting this thread, but hey there's a silver lining to everything. Everyone here got to hand you your ass didn't they? Oh and BTW she may have been laughing with you about how pathetic Eric is, but rest assure she was doing the same thing to you with some other loser.

Eric, where to begin. I know stop with the whining. You need closure, so do lots of other people. Its called R-E-A-L-I-T-Y. Deal with it, move the fuck on. There's a reason you didn't get laid until you were 28, and it wasn't because it was your choice. Women hate men who are whiny because it is indicative of how the relationship will be, and everyone (man or woman) will get annoyed, quickly.

All you needed to take from the situation was that YOU GOT PLAYED. It happens to all of us. The difference is most, not all, will take from the experience and use it as reference with future partners. So the next time someone tries this bullshit you are ready. I'm just trying to, like I think many here are trying to do, is give you the advice that one of your friends should have given you. And if they did, well then everyone who is here to trash is right to do it. Going online and letting all this out in the open does not help you in the healing process. It only does three things, 1) Give you ulcers, 2) Grey hair, 3) A bunch of people online telling you your a dumbass, and then being right.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 02:24 AM

Quote:

Dude I have better thingz to do than read interviews. ahh well, it dont suprise me really. but it still aint funny, cuz chairs cant talk or type. and this aint petey.

You have better things to do than research the subject of your posts and you have no sense of humor, welcome back Darrah.

Posted by: Bree Olson's Chair Leg

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 06:29 AM

Quote:

chairs cant talk or type.

I've got more wood than Ryan Knox.

Posted by: Blue

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 07:03 AM

Quote:

Dude I have better thingz to do than read interviews. ahh well, it dont suprise me really. but it still aint funny, cuz chairs cant talk or type. and this aint petey.

Disagree, the chair leg is funny, but petey was funny also. The difference is one is trying to be while the other wasn't, which is what made him sooo very funny.

I leave it to you to try to figure out which was which. Good luck...

Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 08:18 AM

Imagine, up-end a bar stool and Bree could fit another 2 sluts for an anal threesome.

Posted by: Dr. Sniffles

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 08:22 AM

Oh, crap, this is getting ridiculous.

Yes, I'm RaeRae's cat, and this Chair Leg fucker is a piece of shit. I've rubbed my asshole on him so many times, I can't even remember it.

You stupidheads have no idea how hard it is to be a porn whore's cat. Jeez, every night she comes home reeking of some sweaty dude who just fucked her. And then she grabs me away from my Fancy Feast dinner and plops me down by her smelly clam. Eeeewwww!

I would swear on a stack of Larry Bird autographed jerseys that I can't stand her being in porn, because it affects ME! I'm the one who gets groped after she lets Manuel Ferrera spill his infected semen on her face, then she comes home and kisses me? Disgusting.

And this weirdo Eric. I told her he was bad news a long time ago, right after she agreed to help pay for that U-Haul he got with the big "Montana" logo on the side. Hell, why didn't he just move there? It would have made our lives a whole lot easier.

I just wish RaeRae would quit porn and come back home for good. I really cherished those nights where we would watch "CSI: Miami" naked on the couch, and she would let me dine at her Y a little.

Posted by: JAGnLA

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 10:24 AM

goddamn, this thread is killing me! Evn better than Bree's Chair Leg (and cat) are the absolutely asinine responses by the clueless!

Where are these people coming from?

You guys are making my frigging month with this...

Posted by: Monstar

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 10:26 AM

oh lord.

http://www.myspace.com/465483370

when's the twitter account getting set up?

Posted by: I fucked Bree Olson too!

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 11:38 AM

Quote:

Quote:

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This chair shit aint funny. and i dont think she would have to use somethin like that to get off.

Taken from a Breee Olson interview:
Kinkiest Thing I’ve done: Fucked my ass with the leg of a chair
Thought you would have known that Petey

Dude I have better thingz to do than read interviews. ahh well, it dont suprise me really. but it still aint funny, cuz chairs cant talk or type. and this aint petey.

He's absolutely right! Chairs can't talk! Or type! And he ain't petey! And that ain't funny! What is funny is groups of random guys on the internet claiming to have banged Bree Olsen! Join the Club, we have membership cards and and a clubhouse. It's located in the broom closet of Shangri-La east...hurry up though, space is running out*

*If we do run out of space, Bree has volunteered to let us meet in her pussy, where there is apparently a LOT of room!

Posted by: Dr. Sniffles

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 12:25 PM

Hey mister "I fucked Bree Olson too," you don't know your elbows from your asshole. I've seen my gal Rae rub her greasy cunt along many a chair leg, so he could very well be telling the truth. It's just, as a matter of caution, that I stay away from chair legs she might have frequented. Lord only knows what yeasty-beasties she might have picked up on her last trip to Porn Valley. Last thing I need is to be put down for the count because I contracted some feline gono or cat scabies.

Posted by: charin

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 12:31 PM

^You're just a pussy.^

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: LadiesMan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 02:55 PM

Yo Bree ain't into no bestiality shit. She has so many dudes around she don't need no fuckin cat cock.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 03:08 PM

Ooops, wrong thread!

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 03:20 PM

It might be time to lock this shit down...

Posted by: Bree Olson's Chair Leg

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 03:25 PM

Then I'll have to go back to keeping Breebree's mom's ass off the living room floor.

I figured that by publicly humiliating Breebree she would see how much I cared for her and she would come back to me. Or something.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 03:28 PM

Bolc... Do the other 3 legs ever get jealous of you?.
That might be awkward sitting diagonally from 3 jealous fucks with a just fucked whore smile stained on your face.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 03:35 PM

Are stools considered midgits; I mean little people? Just wondering. Thanx.

Posted by: Bree Olson's Chair Leg

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 03:54 PM

Closer to retards.

Many midgets are actually highly evolved.

Now add me on myspace or I'll throatfuck you so hard your breath will smell like pinesol for a month.

Lou, that's not a "just fucked whore smile stained on (my) face", it's Minwax Fast-Drying Polyurethane.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 04:11 PM

Let's see what you have to bring to the table, and I'll add you.

Posted by: Dr. Sniffles

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 04:34 PM

Quote:

Yo Bree ain't into no bestiality shit. She has so many dudes around she don't need no fuckin cat cock.

Yo...big fucking douchebag with all the Monopoly money in his hands...

I've been closer to her cunt more often than you'll ever dream about. And I didn't hve to talk wigger-bonics to get there. So just sulk off into the sunset and dream about getting laid, you fake nigger.

Seriously, when Rae came home and showed me this picture, I just ran to the litter box and heaved up the biggest furball of my adult life.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 04:40 PM

Yo ...there's another one to put with the first one. Now you have a Yo-Yo. Go entertain yourself !

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 04:41 PM

Quote:

Seriously, when Rae came home and showed me this picture, I just ran to the litter box and heaved up the biggest furball of my adult life.

NOW this thread is complete.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 04:45 PM

Jaysus...

/thread

Posted by: Bree Olson's Chair Leg

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 04:52 PM

Quote:

Let's see what you have to bring to the table, and I'll add you.

You will be begging for a handrail.

Posted by: LadiesMan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 05:50 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Yo Bree ain't into no bestiality shit. She has so many dudes around she don't need no fuckin cat cock.

Yo...big fucking douchebag with all the Monopoly money in his hands...

I've been closer to her cunt more often than you'll ever dream about. And I didn't hve to talk wigger-bonics to get there. So just sulk off into the sunset and dream about getting laid, you fake nigger.

Seriously, when Rae came home and showed me this picture, I just ran to the litter box and heaved up the biggest furball of my adult life.

I don't play Monopoly thats a kidz game u tard. And as far as my 'wigger' talk i grew up listenin to hip hop and i dont think race has anything to do with it, so stop hatin on me 4 realz. u might be jealous cuz u aint got the game i got, but im the one gettin laid like every night while ur prolly suckin on ur momma's tit.

Posted by: Mark_J

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 05:59 PM

Quote:

It might be time to lock this shit down...

+1. all the new peteybilt wannabe alts trying to get in on the action aren't funny. don't make fonzie strap on his waterskis.

Posted by: Rae Rae's Vajayjay

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 06:00 PM

Yo! Yup, dis is Rae Rae's Vajayjay. Ppl say dat I gots a trite yeasty stench to me, maybe B-O? Butt, I'm obilivyus kinda I gess. Sumptin bakin' in da oven? Well, I gots newz for ya, its prolly from all the durty penisez data ben up in here, rite? Iz not offtin dat u find a hottie, my massa Rae Rae dat iz, who fuck da populashen up. She is veryvery outgoing, i never see the same face twice, ya herd? I's even seen a coathanger up in here yo! Im not bacon nuttin in my bread box tho, i promice. I tryed ta upload an photo like yallz gots, but it won't lemme for sum reezin. dam.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 06:10 PM

Quote:

And as far as my 'wigger' talk i grew up listenin to hip hop.

[Bree's Chair Leg] Who you calling a wicker? [/Bree's Chair Leg]

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 06:53 PM

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And as far as my 'wigger' talk i grew up listenin to hip hop.

[Bree's Chair Leg] Who you calling a wicker? [/Bree's Chair Leg]

Gia, you're wasting your time here, with such an acidic pen, you really need to write a book.

About what? Will you fund the project? Will you pitch it to publishers? Will you quit whatever you do now to help with the book tour if all the previous pieces fall into place? Will you stand by the content even if it conflicts with your own beliefs? Be careful with what you say, it could change your life.

Posted by: Blue

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 07:25 PM

Soooo....
Bree Olson's Chair Leg, LadiesMan, Rae Rae's Vajayjay, and Dr. Sniffles are all one in the same....not bad though..

Posted by: LadiesMan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 07:31 PM

Quote:

Soooo....
Bree Olson's Chair Leg, LadiesMan, Rae Rae's Vajayjay, and Dr. Sniffles are all one in the same....not bad though..

Nope, dont lump me in with those weird-ass losers dawg.

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 08:18 PM

This thread jumped the shark a few pages ago.

Posted by: JAGnLA

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/07/09 09:12 PM

all good things come to an end.

Posted by: El Chivato

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 12:05 AM

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Yo Bree ain't into no bestiality shit. She has so many dudes around she don't need no fuckin cat cock.

Yo...big fucking douchebag with all the Monopoly money in his hands...

I've been closer to her cunt more often than you'll ever dream about. And I didn't hve to talk wigger-bonics to get there. So just sulk off into the sunset and dream about getting laid, you fake nigger.

Seriously, when Rae came home and showed me this picture, I just ran to the litter box and heaved up the biggest furball of my adult life.

I don't play Monopoly thats a kidz game u tard. And as far as my 'wigger' talk i grew up listenin to hip hop and i dont think race has anything to do with it, so stop hatin on me 4 realz. u might be jealous cuz u aint got the game i got, but im the one gettin laid like every night while ur prolly suckin on ur momma's tit.

Yeah so did I. But I at least know proper grammar, and don't feel the need to TYPE LIKE AN INCOHERENT ASSHOLE LOWLIFE THAT HAS HEAD TRAUMA!

I also grew up in a very ruff neighborhood, that people who were in prison say is a bad area to live in, and yet I found a way not to speak like a complete retard.

Do us all a favor and go back to your Chris Brown fanboi love site, or complete the cycle and let yourself get violated by at least ten of the biggest black men you can find, and please don't bother to record it. The world already has enough tragedies, just ask Eric.

Posted by: Rae Rae's Vajayjay

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 10:19 AM

Yo, lyke siriusly, i understand zackly what you r talkin bout deluxe man. I grew up on the tough streets of fort wane and man, evin some dudes dat invadid me wuz hardcor. theys some tough streets in fort wane, bro. this ladiesman is a chump. were you from ladiesman, or should dat be lady man? lolz.

Posted by: charin

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 11:34 AM

^I'm not going to get a headache trying to translate that shit.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 02:12 PM

Quote:

Yo, lyke siriusly, i understand zackly what you r talkin bout deluxe man. I grew up on the tough streets of fort wane and man, evin some dudes dat invadid me wuz hardcor. theys some tough streets in fort wane, bro. this ladiesman is a chump. were you from ladiesman, or should dat be lady man? lolz.

Lose your yo yo ? Sit on this a while and contemplate the stupidity of your post !

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 02:16 PM

Cue Fonzie....

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 02:34 PM

you people have ruined this thread.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 02:35 PM

Perfect !

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 02:37 PM

Quote:

you people have ruined this thread.

That's not possible !

Posted by: LadiesMan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 03:45 PM

as long as ya'll quit hatin on rae its all good.

Posted by: Smegley

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 04:19 PM

Ok, I'm a lurker for a year plus, but I've been following this thread from as far as possible - for good reason. Let me see if I have this straight.

Eric (One Creepy Fuck?) the stalker
Petey the painter
Ladiesman the hater-grenader (Donny Long?)

I don't know much more blunt you can be about it, but, "She's a whore". There, I said it. You'll be the next homely toolbag whose fragile she can do no wrong emotions she'll dump along the side of the road. Read this thread & take notes, because chances are you don't know her as well as you think you do (just like the two idiots before you).

She's obviously pretty good at playing the game, can you keep up? So far, the score is 4-0, and you're trailing bub.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 04:58 PM

It's sad when the only way to get a once brilliant thread back on track is to have Bono-One come to the rescue and post in it.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 05:06 PM

Make it stop...

Posted by: Fiend

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 05:08 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Yo5zVdKFCY

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 07:49 PM

After watching the Happy Days clip, I'd probably rather hump Mrs. C than Bree Olsen. Bitch is like a 3D Wilma Flintstone, and Wilma was hot!!!!

Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/08/09 07:59 PM

Quote:

as long as ya'll quit hatin on rae its all good.

Eat shit and die, Captain Save A Ho.

Posted by: LadiesMan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/09/09 03:18 AM

Quote:

Quote:

as long as ya'll quit hatin on rae its all good.

Eat shit and die, Captain Save A Ho.

Go fuck ur self asshole! i aint some punk ass nig so dont be talkin shit about me or her.

Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/09/09 08:02 AM

No, you're just a bitch-ass wigger. Die in a fire.

Posted by: Blue

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/09/09 07:48 PM

Quote:

Quote:

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as long as ya'll quit hatin on rae its all good.

Eat shit and die, Captain Save A Ho.

Go fuck ur self asshole! i aint some punk ass nig so dont be talkin shit about me or her.

I don't know about the whole shot thread thing, I think this guy has great potential.

Posted by: LadiesMan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/11/09 05:14 PM

Quote:

No, you're just a bitch-ass wigger. Die in a fire.

I ain't no fuckin' bitch, ask ur mom who's the bitch. U look like a fuckin ass jockey fag. What u gonna do burn me with ur lil lighter? lol

Posted by: Rae Rae's Vajayjay

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/11/09 05:30 PM

yo dood, u dat shit talkin whitey boi who hav like da 4 inch pecker rite? u be thinkinz dat yo poundin dat hole into nexweek, rite? i hate ta tell ya homes, shes fakin' it an you playn rite into her hands like da chump u is. take a deep breaf and let realty set in, shes just a ho. no reazin to get all deefnsive ovr her. oh and yeah, yo reel orignal wif da mama jokes. word.

Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/11/09 05:41 PM

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No, you're just a bitch-ass wigger. Die in a fire.

I ain't no fuckin' bitch, ask ur mom who's the bitch. U look like a fuckin ass jockey fag. What u gonna do burn me with ur lil lighter? lol

Again, you're a little bitch. And a total moron. And in reality, I would disassemble your bitch ass.

Posted by: Bad Habit

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/14/09 01:45 PM

This whole thread is stupid.
I banged Bree too. Who hasn't? She's a porn whore. Next...

Posted by: Sir CharlesZ

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/23/09 02:39 AM

The idiot posting as "Peteybilt" seems to be the same as "Sigmund Freud". Get a life you loser, Bree is not into a psychotic ignoramous such as yourself.

Posted by: Cody

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/27/09 12:22 PM

Quote:

you people have ruined this thread.

Impossible! After a long hiatus from XPT, it's great to read shit-slinging threads like this one again.

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 04/27/09 12:24 PM

I missed you, Cody. Much love.

Posted by: Deactivated User

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/13/09 05:48 PM

awesome - almost as good as the mug shot thread.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/13/09 07:35 PM

Son, if you're going to bump threads, can you bump one where the joke isn't as tired as this?

TIA.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/13/09 07:50 PM

I'm herpes-free. Ergo, I DIDN'T bang Bree Olson.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/13/09 11:55 PM

Quote:

awesome - almost as good as the mug shot thread.

Wassup with the cottage cheeks? Dude looks like he’s lived a hard life for 23...?

??

??

Fattie, if I have the Herp, I sure don’t know it. I’ll say one thing, the whore was clean as far as I know.

Posted by: one liner larry

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/14/09 12:26 AM

Quote:

I'm herpes-free. Ergo, I DIDN'T bang Bree Olson.

Hey but you are diabetes charges, yesssss, dont forget to tip and finish your soda pop.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/14/09 05:04 AM

Quote:

Fattie, if I have the Herp, I sure don’t know it. I’ll say one thing, the whore was clean as far as I know.

HA! Didn't read the whole thread just chimed in with a "dart" at porn stars in general.

Congrats on your "conquest".

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/14/09 05:08 AM

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Hey but you are diabetes charges, yesssss, dont forget to tip and finish your soda pop.

No diabetes, high BP or heart disease here. Only bi-polar, a right knee sans menisci and sleep apnea.

Posted by: Deactivated User

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/15/09 05:16 PM

Quote:

Lil Petey looks like Jenner

Posted by: Smokey

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/21/09 12:53 AM

Bree is looking more and more like Petunia Pig. Nice granny arms too. Wow, what a difference a couple years makes.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/21/09 04:00 AM

Quote:

Bree is looking more and more like Petunia Pig. Nice granny arms too. Wow, what a difference a couple years makes.

She looks like a white version of tila tequila with the deformed alien face, five foot space between her eyes.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/21/09 04:08 PM

Spot on CGP... Tila and her have the same insect like face but one is shit colored, and gets beat by linebackers.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/21/09 04:56 PM

Quote:

Spot on CGP... Tila and her have the same insect like face but one is shit colored, and gets beat by linebackers.

Tila just had a 2 hour long melt down on webcam, I missed it before it was pulled. (I'm sure it's been saved and re uploaded somewhere else by now) She was getting drunk/high pulling out her tampon, babbling about how her life sucks, everyone else sucks, all kinds if histrionics. It's supposed to be up there with that tweaker bitch that was on cam4 all the time...evaforever or whatever her name was.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/21/09 05:07 PM

I mean, I'm not trying to front. If given the chance to stick my penis inside her I would, but that's not really saying much.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/21/09 05:13 PM

Hear ya bro... I'd bang that bitch so hard that the Carnys would owe me like a dozen goldfish for all the Nuvarings I had hanging off my cawk.

Winner winner..chick-shunned dinner.

Posted by: CxGxPx

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/21/09 05:31 PM

Quote:

Hear ya bro... I'd bang that bitch so hard that the Carnys would owe me like a dozen goldfish for all the Nuvarings I had hanging off my cawk.

Winner winner..chick-shunned dinner.

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/21/09 05:42 PM

People don't like me for liking you.
Don't blame me for saying that... Charin made me go to AA and my honesty isn't my fault. Well it is but since he made me go.. ya, you know.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/21/09 10:32 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Spot on CGP... Tila and her have the same insect like face but one is shit colored, and gets beat by linebackers.

Tila just had a 2 hour long melt down on webcam, I missed it before it was pulled. (I'm sure it's been saved and re uploaded somewhere else by now) She was getting drunk/high pulling out her tampon, babbling about how her life sucks, everyone else sucks, all kinds if histrionics. It's supposed to be up there with that tweaker bitch that was on cam4 all the time...evaforever or whatever her name was.

WOW, I never knew this chick turned into such a dirty piece of meat. Awesome. I remember getting stupid requests to add her on Myspace like 3 years ago.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/22/09 08:31 AM

Quote:

...I remember getting stupid requests to add her on Myspace like 3 years ago.

Eric, we all know that the only thing a woman has ever requested of you is that you stay outside the 100 yard radius in the restraining order.

Good effort though.

Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/22/09 11:05 PM

I think Eric has MySpace confused with Give Me My Space.

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/23/09 12:17 AM

Wah-wah-wah....ba-dum-ching, and a “hey, yo, whoa”.

Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/23/09 12:18 AM

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I think Eric has MySpace confused with Give Me My Space.

^ Bwahahahahaa!!

Posted by: Mope John Paul

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/24/09 12:25 PM

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yeah, i fucked that whore, who i knew as 'rae rae'.

she's classically beautiful, but she turned out to be a total bitch. she has that obese pimp guy out in cali and he's the only dude she actually sticks with becauz he gots a buttload of cash, me, im just a blue collar guy trying to live my life as a painter, buck to buck, gettin what pussy i can get.

well long story short, i got tired of playing second baseman, so i dropped that trick. i mean, its like my pops used to tell me, 'all women are whores' but rae rae took the fukin cake dude, she'd fuck anything that moves (even pathetic 28 year old virgins. lol).

anyways here are some grievunses i had wit her:

she had this annoying habit of taking huge stinking dumps after i got thru fuckin her, and goddamn that usually spoiled the moment. and i wont even go through the time she didnt bother to be prepared for me fuckin her ass. my lil petey hates to get muddy while goin down the hershey hi-way (lil petey is 8 1/2 inches, btw, ladies. so "lil petey" is kinda a joke, like callin a big black dude "tiny").

and the new years eve we spent together was really special, til the bitch vomited on me. and i kno damn well she can usually hold her liquor, so im sure she did that shit on purpose, cuz she knew i was wearing one of my best Affliction t'shirts and she wanted to fuckin ruin it.. the fuckin whore!!!!!!!!!

Here we are from last xmas, in happyer times.

wow. just...wow. this guys is a fucking piece of work. the prick's spelling is more of a trainwreck than bree's lascivious life, not to mention his pathetic love of an affliction shirt and letting the "ladies" on xpt know about his dubious cock size. are we starting to see a pattern of bree's choices of sexual partners.....

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 11/24/09 03:06 PM

One of her appearances on Opie & Anthony was rebroadcast today- the bitch ain't picky at all.

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Happy B-& V-Day, Peteybilt! - 02/14/10 11:15 AM

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Re: i banged bree olson!! - 02/14/10 11:28 AM

Catching Up... - I just updated my official blog at Jayden Jaymes Triple X Dot Com...

Here's a little piece...

"...So… let’s see… what have I been doing… Well, I’ve definitely been shooting A LOT of content. I’m due to officially launch the XXX site on August 1st, so we’re sort of in a scramble, but I’m excited. In the past week or so, I’ve shot a girl/girl, ballerina themed scene with Louisa Lanewood, a girl/girl, CandyLand themed scene with Ava Rose, a boy/girl/girl scene with Dylan Ryder and Johnny Castle, a boy/girl/girl scene with Anthony Rosano and Isis Taylor, a boy/girl/girl scene with Sarah Vandella and Justice Young… and I swear I’ve done more but I can’t remember…
With all of those content shoots, I also managed to squeeze in a few paid shoots: a boy/girl scene with Van Styles for Vouyer with Jerry,
a boy/girl scene for Venom Video with Jenner (Eww… I’ll explain later…), and a goy/girl scene for William H. at Elegant Angel with Anthony Rosano. The scenes for Vouyer and Elegant were HOT…

as for Jenner… Oh my God!!! My exact text to Derrick Pierce (who was on set that day shooting), “Doing Jenner was like doing a special ed kid. How does a man that old and in porn not know how to fuck, let alone not understand that consistent taps on the leg means to stop because it doesn’t feel good?!?!?! Hello… Can we say, “No List”! Wow…” Hahahaha. I felt bad for the guy. He grossed me out. I honestly think that it was because he has a smaller dick than what I’m used to, so in his attempts to ‘open up’ for the camera (which is difficult with an ass my size!), he persisted to fuck me with such a lack of skill… and it was 100 degrees in the studio we were shooting at, and his fat, sweaty body hovering over mine was making me sick! lol. Whatever. I told Regina (the production manager) that I need to pick the guys next time so I can give her a REAL scene. She just laughed and said she felt sorry for me. (By the way, Jenner was a replacement because Alec Knight had cancelled at the last minute. Damnit… now THAT would’ve been a good scene!)

Amidst all of the shooting, I actually cancelled a few scenes due to the obscene amount of drama in my life with my family and with the whole McNabb thing (not having to do with one another). I was under so much stress and just irritated, and I’d rather reschedule and give a GREAT scene, then to be pissed off on set and give a so-so performance. Since I had a few days off, my friend Brando asked me and Phoenix to put together a birthday party/BBQ for our friend Shameless… which he thought would help take my mind of everything else by keeping busy… And it did! We through such a great birthday party… the food was good, the alcohol was flowing, and everyone was happy… Especially with the rainbow penis cake! lol..."!

XoXoX
JJ

Sunday, Juli 26, 2009
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=399141940&blogId=502229547

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 02/15/10 08:10 PM

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I just updated my official blog at Jayden Jaymes Triple X Dot Com...

Dane Cross no likey ...

Posted by: halfretard

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 02/17/10 05:50 AM

This has to be one of the most epic threads on any forum I have ever visited. That Petey cat was too damned funny, it is a shame he was gagged from talking anymore, but is that porn guy above really him? He bears a startling resemblance to Petey, but I am not sure if it is really him

Posted by: Willie D

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/20/14 11:23 PM

+1

What was the whole genesis of the "chair leg" angle? Anyone remember?

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/21/14 12:57 AM

I thought she told Eric that she lost her virginity to her chair leg. I could be wrong though. It was many years ago and there was a whole bunch of threads Eric was melting in, I think.

This all happened a couple months after I registered and I only had a few posts under my belt.

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/21/14 09:59 AM

was just thinking about this thread last night haha. gold.

Posted by: Smokezilla

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/21/14 08:08 PM

I recall this being an epic thread, and Bree was the perfect amount of crazy to be a tremendous fuck. Gonna have to reread this

Posted by: Jerkules

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/21/14 08:53 PM

Barry was a noob too when this thread kicked off.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/22/14 11:10 AM

I think I came in when she was running down this dirt road to get away from Bubba the Love Sponge.

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/22/14 01:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Willie D

+1

What was the whole genesis of the "chair leg" angle? Anyone remember?

I thought it started with her people posting bullshit dirty posts on FB/Twit/whatever about her sex drive. (She) would say crazy shit to get the fanbois rev'd up. One was about her humping a chair leg because she was so horny. They would post stuff about her fucking strangers and random fans. At least that's my fuzzy memory of it.
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Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/22/14 02:51 PM

This feels like I need to read this for my history class on whores

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/22/14 08:44 PM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster

Originally Posted By: Willie D

+1

What was the whole genesis of the "chair leg" angle? Anyone remember?

That's how I remember it. Even if not, it's within the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/22/14 08:45 PM

History of Porn Stars 101- Daddy Loves You. It's a fun class.

Posted by: KidRibz

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/24/14 05:04 AM

Holy Sheep shit..... Why have I been reading this thread since 530 am?

Posted by: HillbillyHarry

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/24/14 06:03 AM

Originally Posted By: KidRibz

Holy Sheep shit..... Why have I been reading this thread since 530 am?

waiting for the meds to kick in?

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: i banged bree olson!! - 08/24/14 12:55 PM

I never banged Bree olson.

i banged bree olson!!