Is this Gia Jordan?

Posted by: gokkunfan

Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 10:15 AM

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 10:19 AM

no, is joanna angel
Posted by: XPT RIP

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 10:31 AM

nice stinker.
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 11:10 AM

That is the evil one, about to take it in the stinker.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 11:52 AM

What was your first hint? The words "Gia Jordan" right beside her?
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 01:48 PM

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She looks fat in this picture.

Juuuuuust kidding G
Posted by: Newports

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 02:58 PM

Damn, she looks good in that picture.

But honestly, her name is right there...
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 04:44 PM

To be fair, the covers of about half the porn distributed today consist of the billing of STARRING WHORE A with a photo of Whore B next to, above, or below the billing. That photo is almost as good as the bent over in the assless leather/latex/whatever it's called get up that is in about half the threads on this board.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 04:46 PM

Remember, this thread was started by the same idiot who was wondering if there were pawn shops in England.

Apparently he has no access to search engines, iafd, and so on. Or is too stupid to use said resources to help answer his questions.
Posted by: ben

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 04:54 PM

I don't know who comes up with the titles for porn movies! They are often so crappy. I could have thought of a million better ones than "Stinkers" for example
Posted by: gokkunfan

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 05:03 PM

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Remember, this thread was started by the same idiot who was wondering if there were pawn shops in England.




Never seen one, perhaps they're in shitty areas? lol people not getting this joke post.
Posted by: cqd

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 05:11 PM

Perhaps you could do some research before posting inane threads?

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lol people not getting this joke post.




I must be dense, what exactly is funny about your posts, they just seem brain damaged to me?

Do you really think your posts are funny?
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 05:12 PM

so can you tell the slow kids what the joke was?
Posted by: gokkunfan

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 05:23 PM

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I must be dense, what exactly is funny about your posts, they just seem brain damaged to me?





This coming from the bipolar.
Posted by: jaime

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 05:38 PM

Wow. That is a hell of a picture. More please.
Posted by: gonzo420

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 11:18 PM

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Is this Gia Jordan? REALLY?
That's the best you can come up with..that's the stupidest question Ive heard in a while.

God damn you look good in that pic, Gia!
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/06/09 11:27 PM

I think I get it. Gokkunfan is pretending to be harrah or whatever it is she called herself.
Posted by: steveb

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/07/09 07:21 AM

Yes it's a silly question, but I'm looking at Gia's ass and really don't care about anything else.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/07/09 10:25 AM

The question is: when the hell did this thing come out, 2005??? Seriosuly, when has Gia, Genny Cadaver or Incest Monroe done a porno scene? They must be really methed up over at Anarchy to put this out in 2009. Better late than never I guess.
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/07/09 11:44 AM

I have this dvd . It came out in 2005 . Gia's scene is about 3 out of 5 stars (just my opinon) .

She is in her usual non smiling , mad look , but she actually smiles once or twice when the guy pushes her around on the bed . The male actor is some muscle dude with tats . I don't know his name .

He roughs her up a little , spits in her face , in her mouth , slaps her butt a few times , chokes her while fucking her .

For some reason , the women have waaaay too much eye makeup on . You can't tell from the dvd cover , but when Gia closes her eyes , she has on super thick dark blue eye make up on . Other girls in the movie have it too .

Gia ends up getting cream pied in the ass , in doggy position . Then the guy gets a clear thin tube with a hand pump on it and puts one end in her ass . Then Gia tries to pump it out while sucking on the other end of the tube .

Nothing really comes out . After about a minute of this , the camera cuts to a close up of her face and all of the sudden theres a gush of white shit coming from the tube . It kinda looks like they filled the tube with fake jizz to make the scene work with the pump . Gia then holds her mouth open and slushes the stuff around and swallows .

Whats funny about the scene is that it looks like it is shot in a whareouse or something on a fake set . Where ever it is , they needed to change the batteries in the fire detectors in the room , because about every 30 seconds , you can here the annoying high pitched warning beep from the detector

Also , Gen Padova does not get fucked in the ass , it's not a "100% All Anal" movie , as the dvd cover suggests . All the other girls get anal .
Posted by: damaged

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/07/09 02:05 PM

This may be the only thread miss Jordan hasn't replied to this week. I guess stupid gets passed by.
Posted by: XPT RIP

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/07/09 05:20 PM

that sounds like the best scene ever shot ever.
Posted by: destro

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/07/09 07:10 PM

is this gia jordan? her fucking name is right there. what the fuck is wrong with you idiots. i know you fucking beg for her attention but for christ sake.
Posted by: Gunker

Re: Is this Gia Jordan? - 02/07/09 07:32 PM

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Where ever it is , they needed to change the batteries in the fire detectors in the room , because about every 30 seconds , you can here the annoying high pitched warning beep from the detector




This is a good metaphor for Panzer's postings on XPT.