Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
Posted by: PHATBOY
Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/05/09 05:51 AM
Did anyone watch the Kardashian whore circus show last night?
The Mom-Whore Kardashian or Bruce Jenner's baby momma or what ever hired a baby sitter to watch the little Ho's in training. The baby sitter looked like Bree Olsen and was running around in front of Bruce and the kids with her tits damn near falling out of a little blue tank top. Did any one see that? Was it Bree?
Posted by: destro
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/05/09 07:22 AM
what kind of useless douchebag actually watches this shit, kill yourself.
Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/05/09 07:30 AM
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what kind of useless douchebag actually watches this shit, kill yourself.
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Posted by: PHATBOY
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/05/09 07:51 AM
I dont watch that craaaaaaap! I was just flipping channels and saw her and was like whoa! So I went back and watched untill she was booted out by the whore mommy of the house.
If it makes you feel any better I did jerk off a little while watching her bounce around the pool in her bikini. They did show a great ass/crotch shot of her while she was lying out topless.
Posted by: destro
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/05/09 10:56 AM
no, it makes me feel sorry for you, consider swallowing a bullet.
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I dont watch that craaaaaaap! I was just flipping channels and saw her and was like whoa! So I went back and watched untill she was booted out by the whore mommy of the house.
If it makes you feel any better I did jerk off a little while watching her bounce around the pool in her bikini. They did show a great ass/crotch shot of her while she was lying out topless.
Posted by: Pornado
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/05/09 11:37 AM
@phatboy
it looked like her. was hoping someone here would know for sure.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/05/09 11:45 AM
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what kind of useless douchebag actually watches this shit, kill yourself.
Malice watches it.
Posted by: MrBelvedere
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/05/09 12:10 PM
...put Kim's face on Kourtney's body = better show
Posted by: IdahoArapaho
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/05/09 12:41 PM
It was Bree. That episode was from the show's first season. Season 3 is kicking off in March. Bree spoke about the gig on either ADT or Luke Ford's old site when the episode first aired.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/05/09 12:42 PM
[hyde]...put Kim's face on Kendall's body=better show[/hyde]
Posted by: Willie D
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/05/09 02:36 PM
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Did anyone watch the Kardashian whore circus show last night?
The Mom-Whore Kardashian or Bruce Jenner's baby momma or what ever hired a baby sitter to watch the little Ho's in training. The baby sitter looked like Bree Olsen and was running around in front of Bruce and the kids with her tits damn near falling out of a little blue tank top. Did any one see that? Was it Bree?
Good eye, Phatty! Welcome back. 
Posted by: TheBitch
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/05/09 11:39 PM
It is funny to read these comments "who watches..."
Isn't this a forum for us porno lovers and "perverts" as some puritans here call us?
Why don't You go to some more moralised forum?
That episode was on like two years ago.
Armenian-Americans (like Taylor Rain) often have a strong racist streak in them. They try to act 'whiter than white' so people won't notice they resemble sand niggers. Robert Kardashian is lucky to have died when you consider that his daughter Kim became America's #1 mudshark. He would have had to deal with the Kim/Ray J sex tape and with having Reggie Bush around the house smelling like Kim juice.
I bet Bruce thinks about Kim and Kourtney when he beats his meat. The third sister Kloey is butt ugly.
Posted by: destro
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/07/09 11:24 AM
it's not a matter of puritanical nonsense. it's a matter of not being a fucking loser that whacks his bag to stupid fucking reality tv. it's lowest common denominator entertainment for simple minded shitbirds.
i actually think the minion videos have a higher social value than watching the fucking kardashian shows.
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It is funny to read these comments "who watches..."
Isn't this a forum for us porno lovers and "perverts" as some puritans here call us?
Why don't You go to some more moralised forum?
Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/07/09 11:51 AM
I want Gia to have destro's children! They can't pass on the opportunity to give life to the new generation of ultimate XPT posters.
Posted by: destro
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/07/09 01:07 PM
i'll blow a load in a cup and mail it, she can rub it on her tits and i think that's all i need.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/07/09 04:19 PM
Koke spoke:
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Armenian-Americans (like Taylor Rain) often have a strong racist streak in them. They try to act 'whiter than white' so people won't notice they resemble sand niggers.
On what do you base this (rather brainless) statement? And what does 'Armenian-American' stand for?
Krist, you're stupid.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/07/09 09:45 PM
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what does 'Armenian-American' stand for?
I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest it means Americans of Armenian extraction (like the Kardashians). Sort of like African Americans, only different.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/08/09 03:12 AM
Sorry, no real names. I know they're elsewhere on the internets, but it's a policy.
Edited to add: I accidentally deleted the whole post. Sorry. 
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/08/09 11:15 AM
Posted by: Skip Althoff
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/08/09 06:48 PM
That show is beyond ridiculous. Forget the daughters sexual antics/semi careers, just look whats happened to Bruce. This guy was a hell of an athelete in his day, Olympic decathelon gold medal champ - that counts for something. Now look at him, plucked eyebrows and facelifts, he looks horrid.
I remember during the events NBC did an up close and personal spot with him and his first wife rising in the morning and fixing breakfast. A tad phony of course but even so I really admired the guy for his skills and dedication to the most demanding event of the Games. How did he ever get mixed up with this crowd?
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/08/09 06:54 PM
Bruce has been fucked up for years. He did a movie with the Village People, for fuck's sake..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Can%27t_Stop_the_Music
Posted by: Skip Althoff
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/08/09 07:00 PM
Didn't know that, thanks. Back then I thought he had his stuff together.
Look forward to Michael Phelps and his own reality show in a few years. God no!!!!
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/08/09 08:30 PM
^^^Little Kendall Kardashian will be hanging from her mom's stripper pole and lighting his bong.
Posted by: 4 Small Boobies
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/08/09 09:07 PM
The next caught on tape scandal with Michael Phelps and kim Kardashian , produced By Donny Long .
'Longs' - "Bongs in Speedo Thongs"
Posted by: destro
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/09/09 06:16 AM
the one girl with the fat ass gets nailed by a black singer and now they get a tv show.
great thread.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/09/09 06:45 AM
Who the fuck is she and why should I care ?
Posted by: destro
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/09/09 06:47 AM
she is a girl with a fat ass who has a dead rich father. she fucks black guys.
no wonder dad died.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/09/09 07:42 AM
Meh sounds like most of the 20 something girls I know. Meh Meh Meh
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/09/09 03:39 PM
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she is a girl with a fat ass who has a dead rich father. she fucks black guys.
no wonder dad died.
--> end thread.
Posted by: PHATBOY
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/13/09 10:03 AM
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the one girl with the fat ass gets nailed by a black singer and now they get a tv show.
great thread.
WOW Destro...For someone who never watches this shit you sure seem to have a whole lot of knowledge about it. I'll bet you have your laptop on a little T.V. tray by the toilet so that you can beat off to the National Enquirer and post on XPT at the same time. Maybe you should go eat a bullet or two yourself. 
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/13/09 03:12 PM
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/13/09 06:27 PM
I always depised being associated with the Armenian race, only because of the fact that they try to be so white with the body odor bushy brows, and accent, that's damn near impossible. The fact people think I am makes me feel sad and stinky. This however became the least of my problems when people who thought I was armenian, thought I was a Whoredashian fan and had jungle fever by default.. I stay away from glendale as much as I can. My MySpace friend requests box blows up with armenian douchebags and their black Mercedes (sp?) blasting "Sandstorm".
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/13/09 06:35 PM
what i like more is the iranians born in tehran or with parents from tehran that run around saying they're armenian because they think its a step up. have some fuckin pride. my friend's g/f and her immediate family pull that bullshit at least, including her brothers- who happen to also wear tag body spray, cactus up the hair, wear lots of jewelry including double earrings, then pop the collar and do that half shirt open shaved chest reveal thing. textbook douchebags.
as well they do a thing where they give themselves italian names, especially on club night "oh hey i'm audrey bitoni"... "oh hi i'm sam"
Posted by: taint1974
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/13/09 07:57 PM
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as well they do a thing where they give themselves italian names, especially on club night "oh hey i'm audrey bitoni"
The only chicks I'm ever mean to are non-Italians trying to pass themselves off as Italian and I have put the fear of god into many a camel jockey trying to pass themselves off as a paisan.
The late John Belushi pulled a similar move for much of his life. He was Albanian, which was like Armenian only more communistic. He told people he was Greek.
A lot of Iranians try to get cover by calling themselves Persians. They're betting that either you don't know what a Persian is or that they can use semantics to con you into believing there is a difference.
A great way to have fun with Italians is to pretend you think they're Mexican. They fuckin' erupt every time.
Posted by: Gunker
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/13/09 09:28 PM
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That episode was on like two years ago.
Way to go, Coke.
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That episode was on like two years ago.
Way to go, Coke.
dagnabit, you got me! you're one tough customer!
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/13/09 09:43 PM
I watch it occasionally on repeats, it's interesting cause of the stupidity amongst so many adults, it's truly astonishing how dumb so many of em can be. Why dont they buy some education with all their frickin money ??
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/13/09 09:50 PM
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A great way to have fun with Italians is to pretend you think they're Mexican. They fuckin' erupt every time.
Being both, sadly, I can't erupt using that as an excuse, but better yet I can erupt using my race as an excuse for being "hot tempered". Nothing tops being mistaken for armenian for me. But I know a Mexi being mistaken for being Salvadorian and vice versa is like lighting a fart on fire in a gas station. 
I made the mistake once. But an even bigger fuck up was saying "I speak mexican." in front of a mexican. I'm too pure for my own good. Btw, on my way to glendale/armodale soon, I'm scared....
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/14/09 03:19 AM
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He was Albanian, which was like Armenian only more communistic.
Where do you get your information? You must be one of the most uninformed people at this board.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/14/09 03:21 AM
He had me at communistic.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/14/09 09:34 AM
In south FL we used to call Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and vice versa. It was especially good to call the one that in front of a group of the other. I caused a full-on melee in a shop class once by casually saying to a Cuban kid: "Wait, you're Puerto Rican aren't you?" within earshot of a bunch of PRs. The Cuban flashed indignant and before he knew it his words drew the PRs like blowflies to a carcass and then the Cubans came to his aid and I just walked over to a corner of the shop and watched. Good times.
Posted by: IWAdult
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/14/09 09:45 AM
Little late reading this thread but….
It’s funny when people ask about a television show or a movie and they get called out on it so they try to cover it up by saying “No I was just flipping through the channels….”
Grow a pair and admit you watch the show…then hang your head in shame.
I can’t understand why these Kardasihan whores are even relevant?
Posted by: Gunker
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/14/09 07:50 PM
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He was Albanian, which was like Armenian only more communistic.
Where do you get your information? You must be one of the most uninformed people at this board.
Coke's neck-and-neck with Darrah in this race to the bottom.
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He was Albanian, which was like Armenian only more communistic.
Where do you get your information? You must be one of the most uninformed people at this board.
Coke's neck-and-neck with Darrah in this race to the bottom.
Most uniformed? I have 2 bachelors degrees and a masters. I bet the only other poster who has a graduate level degree is the lawyer from Porn Law.
Where did I get my information? I read the book about Belushi by called 'Wired'. In it someone who knew Belushi well related how he told people he was Greek when actually his parents were Albanian immigrants. Why the ruse? The Cold War was climaxing during the 60s and 70s. In the suburbs your uptight neighbors might have acted funny around you if you were from a communist country (like Russia or ALBANIA).
My offhand point about Albania being like Armenia but more communistic was accurate (but above the heads of the likes of you people). The peoples are both dark and would not look out of place behind the counter of a 7-11. And both countries were communist, but there was a major difference. Albania was down for the struggle (like Bulgaria and Romania). Armenia, on the other hand, was absorbed/controlled by the USSR and considered a victim by the outside world (similar to Hungary and Czechoslovakia).
You are all incredibly stupid. Me and Gia will laugh at you in bed between rounds. You see, besides being the most educated, I'm likely also the only poster worth over a million. I could easily afford to lure her out of retirement for a private.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/15/09 01:13 AM
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^^^Little Kendall Kardashian will be hanging from her mom's stripper pole and lighting his bong.
Spurred by this thread I watched the E show with the Kardashian's today. And 12-13 yr old Kendall was indeed swinging from a stripper pole. Flat out creepy. But God Damn did Kim's tits look GREAT!!!
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/15/09 08:38 AM
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You are all incredibly stupid. Me and Gia will laugh at you in bed between rounds. You see, besides being the most educated, I'm likely also the only poster worth over a million. I could easily afford to lure her out of retirement for a private.
This Coke guy has got to be a work. 
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/15/09 10:07 AM
ITT Tech has a masters program?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/15/09 10:09 AM
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^^^Little Kendall Kardashian will be hanging from her mom's stripper pole and lighting his bong.
Spurred by this thread I watched the E show with the Kardashian's today. And 12-13 yr old Kendall was indeed swinging from a stripper pole. Flat out creepy. But God Damn did her tits look GREAT!!!
Nice to finally see your true colors, Judge Dr. Phil.
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Most uniformed? I have 2 bachelors degrees and a masters.
In what, alterations? tailoring? inseaming?
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/15/09 02:07 PM
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^^^Little Kendall Kardashian will be hanging from her mom's stripper pole and lighting his bong.
Spurred by this thread I watched the E show with the Kardashian's today. And 12-13 yr old Kendall was indeed swinging from a stripper pole. Flat out creepy. But God Damn did her tits look GREAT!!!
Nice to finally see your true colors, Judge Dr. Phil.
Sorry but........FAIL!!!
And Judge Dr. Phil doesn't even make sense. It would be either Dr. Phil or Judge McGraw. But then again you don't have 3 degrees like the other guy in this thread.
Speaking of that, Hey Coke head, what was your masters thesis on? What did you conclude from your research?
Or are you just completely full of shit and you made all that up to seem smart while on a message board devoted to telling whores they are fat, ugly and worthless?
Posted by: ChipE
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/15/09 02:47 PM
Posters like Coke are the reason I enjoy this forum. Just pure entertainment.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/15/09 04:34 PM
Two bachelors degrees and a masters (a master's degree, maybe?)
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He was Albanian, which was like Armenian only more communistic.
I read the book about Belushi by called 'Wired'.
The Cold War was climaxing during the 60s and 70s.
I thought that were the 80s.
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My offhand point about Albania being like Armenia but more communistic was accurate (but above the heads of the likes of you people). The peoples are both dark ...
Thank you for playing, Coke. It was entertaining.
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Or are you just completely full of shit and you made all that up to seem smart while on a message board devoted to telling whores they are fat, ugly and worthless?
It is hilarious that the idea of me having a masters seems so lofty to you that you act as if I said I won a Nobel Prize. What trailer park in the Appalachian Mountains are you from that this is such a foreign concept (lol). If we met in person, would I be the first person with a graduate degree you've ever met? Gee, I should really pat myself on the back. I'm the man!
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ITT Tech has a masters program?
WTF is ITT Tech? I'm not conversant in your blue collar terms. Is that where people who "aren't college material" spend 6 months learning to operate a forklift?
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Speaking of that, Hey Coke head, what was your masters thesis on? What did you conclude from your research?
I concluded that if I didn't want to have to mix with uneducated blue collar losers like you as an equal, I'd better apply myself in my studies. I do, however, mix women of your station (your daughters and sisters) often at my local strip club.
communistic
This word is an ADJECTIVE. Check the Merriam Websters online dictionary: "com·mu·nis·tic \ˌkäm-yə-ˈnis-tik, -yü-\ adjective often capitalized." There are a lot of other words there you're also not used to hearing. Take your time. Reading is fundamental!
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I read the book about Belushi by called 'Wired'.
Quotation marks are only appropriate for shorter works (like a short story). I'm supposed to bother with italics for this site? Sorry, you're going to have to suck them out of my bitch splitter.
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Two bachelors degrees and a masters (a master's degree, maybe?)
Google the term "masters degree". It is in common usage. I'd allow it and, afterall, I am your superior.
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Peoples
I don't know what you were thinking here dum dum. The Armenian people and the Albanian people are not the same people. Therefore, when referring to them together (plural) you might correctly refer to them as two PEOPLES.
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I thought that were the 80s. (were?) (the Cold War)
Not necessarily, dum dum. If someone was going to blow up the world, it would have been during the 60s or 70s (Cuban Missile Crisis? weapons supplied via the Ho Chi Minh Trail etc etc). The Soviet Union was in decline during the 80s. But then, that's one educated opinion. You see (this is important), the Cold War was not a literal event like the Ali-Frasier fight. It was a CONCEPT. Get it? An ABSTRACTION. People come together at universities to exchange ideas and interpretations on things like this. Nevermind, go cut my grass.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/15/09 10:45 PM
K, instead of duking it out for the Genius of Genus award, let's get back to the whores in question.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/16/09 12:39 AM
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^^^Little Kendall Kardashian will be hanging from her mom's stripper pole and lighting his bong.
Spurred by this thread I watched the E show with the Kardashian's today. And 12-13 yr old Kendall was indeed swinging from a stripper pole. Flat out creepy. But God Damn did her tits look GREAT!!!
Nice to finally see your true colors, Judge Dr. Phil.
Sorry but........FAIL!!! And Judge Dr. Phil doesn't even make sense. It would be either Dr. Phil or Judge McGraw. But then again you don't have 3 degrees like the other guy in this thread.
Fail?! Bitch, please, you noticed the post right???... As for my "Judge" reference.. What's that about degrees?... Dr.? Quote:
Hey Coke head, what was your masters thesis on?
Coke, duh!... Keep up!
Posted by: Crocodile
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/16/09 12:45 AM
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K, instead of duking it out for the Genius of Genus award, let's get back to the whores in question.
With all due respect, do you really think a bunch of wannabe whores who have done only one scene and a handful of heavily photoshopped nude photo shoots are deserving of being talked about on XPT? Why don't focus on a good whores, like yourself, instead? 
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/16/09 03:09 AM
What's wrong with Coke? I like coke. Maybe you guy's need to lay off Teh Coke...
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/16/09 05:47 AM
Ah, I see Coke is an alumn of good ole Aryan Nation U. He did a lot of bareback at Interstate rest stops so he could claim his master's thesis was on AIDS.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians - 02/16/09 06:13 AM
I'm not sure, are you positive?... He seems negative.