Raffle For Mia Rose

Posted by: Chemo Kid

Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 12:49 PM

I think now that the lovely Mia Rose is "Escorting" we here at XPT should be given a special privilege. She should hold a raffle in which each of us fellow degenerates..I mean loving upstanding defenders of women's rights..would each send her 5.00. Gia J could collect the money and pick the winning number and Holly Randall could film and photograph the entire debauched...er..our tender expression of love we have for the young delicate Mia. And no Berg doestn't get 2 entries because his in a chair. And we would have to eliminate tritone for general purposes. That and it would give him something more to bitch about.
Posted by: destro

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 01:18 PM

great thread.
Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 01:38 PM

I dunno. Mia's the type of whore that is very easy to fall in love with. I can't imagine going through standard routine (blowjob/bit of rather awkward fucking with her on the top/cumshot on her tits or ass/good bye and farewell) with someone like her.

If I wanted to hire an 'escort' I'd choose a classic dumb, no-personality, easy-to-forget 8 or 9 to make the whole thing as guilt-free as possible.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 02:22 PM

Chemo Kid proposed:

Quote:

..would each send her 5.00.




Sorry, but I'm not going to send USD 5.00 so Mia can continue her meth addiction on my money.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 02:27 PM

I wouldn't trust the whore to run a fair raffle. If I knew I could get at her though I would buy her some meth...the only thing that would stop me would be the fact I'd be be more tempted by the meth than by her.
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 02:27 PM

Quote:

Chemo Kid proposed:

Quote:

..would each send her 5.00.




Sorry, but I'm not going to send USD 5.00 so Mia can continue her meth addiction on my money.




But you will continue to buy porn that puts money into porn producers pockets and in turn get distributed back to said porn whores who then buy meth..or whatever their happy pills happen to be? And the wheels on the bus go round and round......
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 03:13 PM

This thread is APPROVED!
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 03:24 PM

Quote:

Mia's the type of whore that is very easy to fall in love with.




Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 03:25 PM

I donate my ticket to Windsock ...
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 03:32 PM

As additional incentive for The Lovely Miss Mia we could stipulate that the winner had to wear a Manuel Ferrara mask and speak in a stupid ass french accent. And burg...are you saying Mia isn't worthy of your juicy man spunk?
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 03:42 PM

If there were a way to do this legitimately, I'd definitely pitch in
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 03:46 PM

Ditto.
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 03:51 PM

But haven't you all read the disclaimer for all escorts...."Any money paid to the adult escorts is for their time and companionship only. Whatever else that may occur if and when contact is made, is the personal and private choice of consenting adults Anything implied or inferred within these pages, however vivid anyone's imagination, is not to be taken as an inducement for payment for anything other than already stated." you would not be implying that Mia does anything untoward with her gentleman callers are you?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:04 PM

Can we buy more than one ticket? If so, I'd take a few extra for um, a friend.

I think the best Mia video I've seen was one shot by Ava maybe? It's shot in their house and they go up in Mia's bedroom with the camera rolling. iirc, the trim in the room was painted bright red or something odd like that.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:16 PM

I disqualify myself on account of 'been there, done that'

Tatty can have my ticket.
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:19 PM

I will have to say that her and shit fuck...I mean Manuel had some great scenes. I LOVED the one with her and her sister getting plowed at the same time. Teens Gone Wild 3 I think it was. And yes you can buy as many tickets as you wish. Maybe we could get Gigi in on the action as the official fluffer... But damn both these tarts warm my heart.
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:21 PM

Smokey are you saying you have partaken of Mia's pleasures? If so, Spill it!!! We want details. Photos would be nice and Blu-Ray videos even better!
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:22 PM

If Holly is the fluffer, then I'm back in with both feet.

Sorry Tatty
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:29 PM

Quote:

If there were a way to do this legitimately, I'd definitely pitch in




Perhaps if the raffle and the actual meeting took place in Nevada, outside the Vegas city limits? Just thinking out loud.


Quote:


I think the best Mia video I've seen was one shot by Ava maybe? It's shot in their house and they go up in Mia's bedroom with the camera rolling. iirc, the trim in the room was painted bright red or something odd like that.




I think I remember this. She had just moved in, right? There might be a link around here somewhere, but I don't have the time to hunt for it now.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:31 PM

Quote:

Can we buy more than one ticket? If so, I'd take a few extra for um, a friend.

I think the best Mia video I've seen was one shot by Ava maybe? It's shot in their house and they go up in Mia's bedroom with the camera rolling. iirc, the trim in the room was painted bright red or something odd like that.




Period sechs makes me


This seems like a Blahhh2000 thread. Just sayin.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:36 PM

Quote:

If Holly is the fluffer, then I'm back in with both feet.

Sorry Tatty




I was just gonna thank you, but then you posted this. I think the chance of Holly hopping in are zero (she gots a man) so please tell me I can have your ticket. BTW, any of your hoes ever come up to Canada to work?
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:36 PM

Quote:

I will have to say that her and shit fuck...I mean Manuel had some great scenes. I LOVED the one with her and her sister getting plowed at the same time. Teens Gone Wild 3 I think it was. And yes you can buy as many tickets as you wish. Maybe we could get Gigi in on the action as the official fluffer... But damn both these tarts warm my heart.


since that post used the words "manuel ferrara" and "gigi", hopefully it won't be too deraily to put this here... it's like three years almost to the day since i got his autograph at the vegas thingy and i was reminiscing. <--there's no possible way i spelled that word right.
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Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:39 PM

^^^ at a rough glance that almost looks like it says Manuel TWEKA
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:40 PM

Quote:

^^^ at a rough glance that almost looks like it says Manuel TWEKA




Well he is french....maybe he meant twink
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:48 PM

here's gia's autograph ... done going off-topic; sorry. can't believe that was three years ago.


unfortunately gia now realizes that my femme juice is heavily processed and loaded with aspartame
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:51 PM

Quote:

here's gia's autograph ... done going off-topic; sorry. can't believe that was three years ago.


unfortunately gia now realizes that my femme juice is heavily processed and loaded with aspartame




Bet it tastes sweet though
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:54 PM

I did some quick math and at 5 bucks a pop we need 320 tickets sold. Now if we were to apply Uncle Burg's stripper-nomics...we could probably whittle that number down to around 200 with some magic pills or nose candy!
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 04:57 PM

Quote:

I did some quick math and at 5 bucks a pop we need 320 tickets sold. Now if we were to apply Uncle Burg's stripper-nomics...we could probably whittle that number down to around 200 with some magic pills or nose candy!




Like Destro said... well meant to say.

ADT THREAD!!1!



Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 05:02 PM

Not at all, Lou.

Wait 'til the young Rose sister wades in. You'll see the difference then.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 05:03 PM

Quote:

reminiscing. <--there's no possible way i spelled that word right.




Wrong. You did. I think the aspartame helped.
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 05:04 PM

Quote:

Quote:

reminiscing. <--there's no possible way i spelled that word right.




Wrong. You did. I think the aspartame helped.




That and her thinking of Manuel's meaty schlong
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 05:05 PM

Posted by: El Chivato

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 05:12 PM

Awesome, and I want at least 2 tickets. I'm a newbie, but I know a good deal when I see one! lol
Posted by: The Second Coming

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 05:19 PM

To bury one's nose in Mia's anus--can you imagine anything finer?
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 05:20 PM

Quote:

To bury one's nose in Mia's anus--can you imagine anything finer?




Doing it twice? Mia reminds me of that old saying..."She could do more with 6 inches of dick than a monkey with a mile of vine..."
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 05:42 PM

fatman, you just HAD to bring up THAT scene? seriously? lol
Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 05:43 PM

lol. this thread.... :: face palm :: But, considering my undying love for this forum full of fuck offs, I found this for you. My old Casa
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 05:45 PM

So are you on the bus Mia?
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 05:49 PM

Well stick a dick up my ass and call me Clay Ackien. Mia actually responded!!!! What about it oh beautiful one...How about making someone's life complete here at XPT by a night of glorious conversation with the talented Mia Rose????
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 06:04 PM

Quote:

fatman, you just HAD to bring up THAT scene? seriously? lol




Why not. I like Mia in black. In those glasses. Being all professional. Matching her shoes to her underwear. Standing all long-legged.

And, I like to "stir the pot," if you will. You know what a "kishka taker" is?


Anyway ... for the Mia Lover's ... a brief excerpt ...

<<click me>>
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 06:25 PM

Quote:

Not at all, Lou.

Wait 'til the young Rose sister wades in. You'll see the difference then.




And thats why Bornyo is The Man...



Posted by: The Second Coming

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 06:38 PM

Quote:

lol. this thread.... :: face palm :: But, considering my undying love for this forum full of fuck offs, I found this for you. My old Casa




Picture the 8 year old girl you once were. Could that little girl ever have imagined what would become of her? The things she would end up doing for cash--the avalanche of compromises that would reduce her to the 20-something prostitute you see in the mirror today? It breaks my heart a little to think about this. I'm sorry. I really am.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 06:38 PM

Tatty, the ticket is yours.

I prefer to remember Mia as the whore she was. Huge asses tend to be genetic. By the time this 'raffle' goes off, the winner could be fucking something that looks more like her sister, and well....

just my opinion. cute whore, well, once was. But that ass is spreading like SARS
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 06:41 PM

No way man. Having a whore face down ass up and pile driving your cock into her while watching her ass ripple... It's like going to the beach at sunset watching the waves hit the shore.... Mia if you read this don't you ever lose that booty...DAMN IT I SAID NEVER!!!!
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 06:48 PM

Some guys like fucking fat chicks. More power to you alt id Chemo kid
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 06:50 PM

Dude Lisa Sparxxx is fat....how in the hell is Mia even close....she'd have to eat the state kansas to be that big. Oh and by the way if the alt id is a reference that I have posted here before I assure you I have not...lurked here for over a year..but never posted.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 07:26 PM

I never said Mia was fat, cockknocker. Reread the post. I said fatness is often genetic, and that Looking at Eva, Mia COULD very well bulk up like her sis.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 07:28 PM

Who is "Eva"??
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 07:29 PM

His transvestite lover.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 07:33 PM

Chemo ='s blahhh20000.
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 07:34 PM

Not sure who Blahhh=20000 is so I can't say fuck off pencil dick.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 07:40 PM

It's not blahh=20000, slap-nuts.
Search blahhh2000 for related tardisms, tard.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 07:40 PM

Eva, Ava, sorry, I don't pay much mind to fatties.

No offense fatman

Nice avatar, Chemo the pedo. Carry on with your sucking.
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 07:43 PM

Than why did you write 20000 you cromagnon fuck tard. And getting back to the lovely Mia.....
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 07:45 PM

'than' should be 'then.

If you are going to throw stones, put a wall up around your retarded glass house.
Posted by: Chemo Kid

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 07:47 PM

Quote:

Eva, Ava, sorry, I don't pay much mind to fatties.

No offense fatman

Nice avatar, Chemo the pedo. Carry on with your sucking.





Cute...you come up with that yourself or have to goto snappycomebacks.com?
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 07:51 PM

In the words of Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"

By the way please put me in for 100 tickets
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 07:52 PM

Quote:

No offense fatman




None taken. You have EVERY right not to be attracted to who you're not attracted to.

Ava has put on weight. I happen to still think she's rather cute. But, that's me.




btw, on the genetics, I can tell you I'm a fat slob who was happy in a dented, filthy Plymouth Colt. My brother who is a tad younger is a fit, hip neat freak who looks great in his shiny, 2-seater Porsche hardtop.

So, siblings don't always follow the same path.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 08:25 PM

Quote:

Cute...you come up with that yourself or have to goto snappycomebacks.com?





Why yes. Yes I did.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 09:13 PM

Quote:

Tatty, the ticket is yours.

I prefer to remember Mia as the whore she was. Huge asses tend to be genetic. By the time this 'raffle' goes off, the winner could be fucking something that looks more like her sister, and well....

just my opinion. cute whore, well, once was. But that ass is spreading like SARS




I like a fat ass on a whore, as i have said elsewhere...
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 09:32 PM

And as fatman says, you have every right to have your particular interest in whichever whores tickle your fancy, you chubby chaser!

Must like 'em thick from living in Canada too long. So cold up there, they need to bulk up to stay warm!
Posted by: D_Arango

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/06/09 09:51 PM

Quote:

If you are going to throw stones, put a wall up around your retarded glass house.







damn lou, do you ever get rusty?
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 01:42 AM

Any chance Mia could break out the Whorecraft elf outfit for the lucky winner?
Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 02:14 AM

Fuck, I can't believe I'm the only moron here who took this thread seriously. I'm in.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 11:15 AM

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 02:26 PM

Chemo Kid claimed:

Quote:

Not sure who Blahhh=20000 is so I can't say fuck off pencil dick.




You lurked for more than one year, yet you don't know who blahh2000 is? The last bit of credibility you had just went out the window.
Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 03:26 PM

Quote:

Quote:

If you are going to throw stones, put a wall up around your retarded glass house.






I've been signed up here for a while and lurked for a long while before that. No. Lou never gets rusty. He is all that is man and more.
damn lou, do you ever get rusty?


Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 03:27 PM

Hey, um guys? that line wasn't lou's!
Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 03:36 PM

Sorry.
Posted by: IWAdult

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 05:18 PM

Im a little late getting to this thread but, If Mia fucked me like she did Manuel Ferrara in Slutty and SLuttier I’d enter as many times possible. But then you’d have to call the paramedics because I am sure she would fuck me to death.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 05:23 PM

Mia really seemed to genuinely enjoy fucking Manuel.

Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 05:49 PM

Doesn't seem like this raffle will happen, so I say they make her a mod instead. At heart she's more XPT than ADT anyway.
"Say hello to your new patent leather overlord."
Posted by: Fiend

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 05:55 PM

Quote:

Doesn't seem like this raffle will happen, so I say they make her a mod instead. At heart she's more XPT than ADT anyway.
"Say hello to your new patent leather overlord."




We already have one pretentious whore modding here, the last thing needed is a trailer trash whore with her finger on the button.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 05:56 PM

Quote:

Hey, um guys? that line wasn't lou's!




werd.. well played smokey.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 06:17 PM

Quote:

We already have one pretentious whore modding here,




Not a fan of Elaborator, I guess.




Quote:

the last thing needed is a trailer trash whore with her finger on the button.




Exactly explains my vote for Obama.

Posted by: D_Arango

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 06:19 PM

Quote:

Hey, um guys? that line wasn't lou's!




shit Smokey, sorry bout that...you sir are right!





Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/07/09 09:12 PM



I'm not a drinker, but I'll roll a fatty
Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/08/09 05:34 AM

Quote:

As additional incentive for The Lovely Miss Mia we could stipulate that the winner had to wear a Manuel Ferrara mask and speak in a stupid ass french accent. And burg...are you saying Mia isn't worthy of your juicy man spunk?




If the Manuel mask and accent is part of the deal, I'll shoot it!
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/08/09 05:40 AM

Quote:

Quote:

As additional incentive for The Lovely Miss Mia we could stipulate that the winner had to wear a Manuel Ferrara mask and speak in a stupid ass french accent. And burg...are you saying Mia isn't worthy of your juicy man spunk?




If the Manuel mask and accent is part of the deal, I'll shoot it!




She wants to film it, 'cause deep down Holly wants to be starring in it.






All the ladies love Manuel!
Posted by: The Second Coming

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/08/09 07:00 AM

I'd love to see Holly sucking on Suze's shithole.


Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/08/09 07:02 AM

What does that have to do with raffling Mia's sweet puckered ass? Nothing? Then quit derailing.
Posted by: The Second Coming

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/08/09 07:08 AM

Voddy . . . will you ever learn?
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/08/09 07:20 AM

I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean, but the Foxx's incest thread is in the Shit List if you're into that sort of thing.

The real question here is how would the hypothetical winner be assured that the "date" won't consist solely of watching the back of Mia's head while she's knee-deep in WoW? We're definitely going to need a contract for this one. Also, why not increase the ticket price and see if we can double the stakes by including Ava in the deal? 2 hot Alaskans are always better than 1.

Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/08/09 08:09 AM

Just throw in an extra large bag of Doritos. Voila! Ava's in!
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/08/09 08:18 AM

did someone say doritos? :looks around:
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/08/09 08:30 AM

^^ Why dont you just brush your teeth with chickenpoop given the after effects them things have on the average whore's STANK BREATH. I will NOT kiss any chick who I have seen eat Doritos (except the Plain kind, and even then it depends on what she dippity doo'd them into.)
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/08/09 10:11 AM

Quote:

did someone say doritos? :looks around:




Doritos Fried Chicken followed by Baked Alaskans?

(If only I could be bothered to search out that picture of Mia hitting that oversized bong... )
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/08/09 11:27 AM

Quote:

Quote:

did someone say doritos? :looks around:




Doritos Fried Chicken followed by Baked Alaskans?




ha!
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/14/09 06:09 PM

I have it on good authority that this event could actually take place. Rather, nothing is preventing it from happening.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/14/09 08:18 PM

What if Alex wins?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/14/09 08:26 PM

Not a chance. He is too cheap to buy a ticket. I'm sure the rules will say the date happens in CA too- that's airfare he won't spring for.

I'd say the biggest obstacle now is finding out how many tickets have to be sold and at what cost to reach the magic number. (ie, we need to know the number).

Also, Gia has to agree to hold the dough.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/14/09 08:30 PM

Airfare? Greyhound.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/14/09 08:38 PM

Okay, back to your original question: what if Alex wins? Mia was in porn for a while- she has likely done worse than a 24 yr old russian virgin from new york.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 01:04 AM

Quote:

Not a chance. He is too cheap to buy a ticket. I'm sure the rules will say the date happens in CA too- that's airfare he won't spring for.

I'd say the biggest obstacle now is finding out how many tickets have to be sold and at what cost to reach the magic number. (ie, we need to know the number).

Also, Gia has to agree to hold the dough.




Dough as in money, yes. Dough as in Panzer's back fat slathered in Axe body spray, no.
Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 05:20 AM

Quote:

Axe body spray, no.






.... does it make me even more white trash that Axe makes me fucking :: drool :: everywhere....

That stuff just smells so fucking good!
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 05:53 AM

^ Don't know but I running right out to get some ! You can sniff me anytime !!!!!!
Posted by: MrBelvedere

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 09:20 AM

whats the total $$$ at now?
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 09:58 AM

Mia, will XPT members get a 'friends and family rate', or do we have to book you through the agency like everyone else?

Login may be required

Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 10:51 AM

Do you ever come up north, Mia? Can you get across the border?
Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 10:58 AM

... I know... I know... you guys care.... " not really" but, I didn't even get one job with that wanna be pimp. So, I fired him. Notice the lack of "Mia" on his fucking site? <3
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 11:26 AM

Quote:

It's not blahh=20000, slap-nuts.
Search blahhh2000 for related tardisms, tard.




I haven't been here in weeks. What is wrong with you? How can you be obsessing over me when I have been MIA for so long? That really says a lot about your gay obsession with me.

That being said. I'd like to put in my $5 to bang Mia and jizz on her surgically corrected nose.
Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 11:32 AM

twice over corrected nose.

"small detail, Talon head butted me during a scene, which made me have to get it done twice" My doc is so fucking good imo. Gary Motykie...



... I did that myself.. in my bathroom... because I have no friends....
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 11:35 AM

Suppose the guy that won already had the fluid-exchange angle covered, but didn't mind the girl coming over to slay a few loads of laundry and sling a few dishes, wearing no more than her stiletto's and a smile - how say ye?
Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 11:36 AM

I used to be a topless maid...

shit... here I go trying to be a salesmen... A shit salesmen with a mouth full of samples? : gag :
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 11:38 AM

I'd be afraid to let Mia in my house. She'd sneak to the computer, overclock the video card and fire up WOW. End of date.
Posted by: The Second Coming

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 11:43 AM

Such hateful eyes (in the best sense). Do you really need to take your clothes off? I'm sure there's something else besides fucking that you have a knack for...
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 11:44 AM

Love the nose as I've said before.Was the head-butt intentional? Is there footage of this event....
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 11:49 AM

Quote:

"small detail, Talon head butted me during a scene, which made me have to get it done twice" My doc is so fucking good imo. Gary Motykie...




You did a scene with Talon =
Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 11:54 AM

"fuck my sister and me too" I was in cowgirl. Yes, there is footage. : l

Also, .... :: draws a blank :: so, have you seen my lock?lv 80 whoop whoop. I pwn. Went to CSS to do a interview. Should be up on wowhead or Alakazam today. I got a shirt that says "I give great wowhead"
Posted by: Sho'nuff

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 12:22 PM

Quote:

I got a shirt that says "I give great wowhead"




Haha... you are so full of win.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 04:03 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I got a shirt that says "I give great wowhead"




Haha... you are so full of win.






If thats win then I'm more than happy to Louze.

BUSTED ASS [x]
FAT FUCK SISTER [x]
HABIT YOU CAN'T AFFORD [x]
LEVELS UP CAUSE SHE'S A LEVEL DOWN [x]
CAN OPEN A HEINEKEN WITH HER BUSTED O-RING [x]

etc..

Lotsa win there fanboi.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 04:14 PM

Quote:


I haven't been here in weeks. What is wrong with you? How can you be obsessing over me when I have been MIA for so long? That really says a lot about your gay obsession with me.





You weren't missed, shitpickle. Ohh and btw, you're not Mia either, ya projecting wannabe busted whore. I'm not sure what trantastic fantasy you've been running but last we knew you were a guy, Tucker. Care to explain.

I'm glad your back though. Are you?.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 04:47 PM

Quote:

twice over corrected nose.

"small detail, Talon head butted me during a scene, which made me have to get it done twice"




He must have thought it was a cock.
Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 05:15 PM

Quote:

... I know... I know... you guys care.... " not really" but, I didn't even get one job with that wanna be pimp. So, I fired him. Notice the lack of "Mia" on his fucking site? <3




That site sucks anyway, they have nothing to offer but a bunch of ugly skanks. I mean Chasey Lain? Michelle McLaren?
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 06:08 PM

Quote:

CAN OPEN A HEINEKEN WITH HER BUSTED O-RING [x]




Daaayummmm!!
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 06:44 PM

The 1st Annual XPT Mia Raffle


The 10th Annual XPT Mia Raffle
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 06:52 PM

Sean Penn?
Posted by: Nugent

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 06:58 PM

You can be really funny, but that's REALLY fucked up Mark, geez...
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 07:02 PM

More fucked up than her retirement scene?
At least Sean didn't have a bloody nose. Yes?
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 07:26 PM

Quote:

You can be really funny, but that's REALLY fucked up Mark, geez...




You got it wrong. Wasn't a knock. Just saw some similar geometry, age aside. She knows I like her.
Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 07:42 PM

Quote:

More fucked up than her retirement scene?
At least Sean didn't have a bloody nose. Yes?




Get your facts straight... The bloody nose incident, was not my "retirement" scene. Its was my ass hole that bled.

Sorry to interrupt, please continue with being useless.

:: points down ::
I apologize to Mia though. It was weak of me to direct my wrath towards her. Picking on her is like picking on the nerdy kid. No satisfaction is gained from abusing the weak.


aww..
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 07:51 PM

Your worried about my facts when your ass is bleeding?.

Ohhh, then theres the irony. Whatev Mia, you're doing just fine and everything is okay. It's not you it's me and all.
Posted by: Sho'nuff

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 07:54 PM

Quote:

Lotsa win there fanboi.




I am a fanboi? Riiiiggggghhht.

*chuckle*

Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 08:00 PM

Fanbois make the world go round. : )
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 08:21 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Lotsa win there fanboi.




I am a fanboi? Riiiiggggghhht.

*chuckle*






Point out the win. Go ahead, chuckles.
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 09:23 PM

I have a serious question please...I have been on this board for about 1 1/2 years (lurked for about 8 months reading posts) and I honestly don't have the vaguest idea why Mia takes so much heat on here. She doesn't act like an ass on the board and she is definately very attractive, so without getting into a pissing match could someone please enlighten me. Thank you in advance. P.S. I really like it here and NO I don't need directions to ADT. I checked it out once and it sucks
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/15/09 09:30 PM

Mia is a cool chick. People fuck with her because she can take it.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/16/09 02:22 AM

Quote:

I have a serious question please...I have been on this board for about 1 1/2 years (lurked for about 8 months reading posts) and I honestly don't have the vaguest idea why Mia takes so much heat on here. She doesn't act like an ass on the board and she is definately very attractive, so without getting into a pissing match could someone please enlighten me. Thank you in advance.




Let me put it this way...there is a certain strata of the male population that is uncomfortable in the presence of females, or the prospect of interacting with one.

Also, there is a definite degree of 'George Bernard Shaw' syndrome about the place as well.

Quote:


So, George Bernard Shaw. Apparently (and I looked this up [1]) he's remembered chiefly for his superhuman sacrifice for the sake of an epigram:

Lady Asquith: "Mr Shaw, you and I should make love - with my looks and your brains we'd have great children."
Shaw: "Aha, but what if it had my looks and your brains?"
At which point Shaw retired to the garden to exclaim "I've just blown out a definite shag! What a stupid fucking wanker!"





Combine the two, and you get the bigger picture. Given the choice between getting sucked off by Mia Rose, or chasing Mia Rose off of XPT, I tend to think posters like Lou would opt for the latter. There's more l33t bragging rights in it, apparently.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/16/09 05:36 AM

Really Dan? I just thought some men just don't like women. Especially a woman as outwardly sexual and vivacious as Mia. A woman like her will always threaten their tenuous hold on heterosexuality.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/16/09 07:32 AM

Mia's a pretty cool chick, although I do enjoy busting her balls now and then (figuratively speaking). I give her points for having a level of self-awareness about herself and the ability to laugh about it.

She did admit to loving Axe body spray.

Most of the posters here just want to be internet tough guys and when someone chums the water they attack without reason or direction.
Posted by: Sho'nuff

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/16/09 08:30 AM

Quote:

Point out the win. Go ahead, chuckles.




Are you serious? Why the hell are you guys so pissed off, all the time??

Whatever, Mia is "full of win" as I put it because she seems like a pretty self-aware chick not ashamed to poke fun at herfself for either her profession or geek-like interests despite the derision she gets from dicks like you.

Personally, I have never seen more than a few of her clips online but I do appreciate her onlien presence/persona. I guess if that makes me a fanboi then so be it.
Posted by: The Second Coming

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/18/09 02:35 PM

Quote:

Its was my ass hole that bled.





Greg's been saying he can't be responsible for talent's lack of professionalism: if they don't do their prep right--before they get to set (e.g., butt plug)--that's not his problem.





Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/18/09 05:19 PM

Quote:

Mia is a cool chick. People fuck with her because she can take it.




Werd...

We've going back and forth over a month now.
And like my short expose on the facts of her life :twitch: is the worst thing that has ever happened to her. heh.

Still, I've recieved a number of pms admonishing my behaviour. Actually those pms don't count for shit, it was the Mr2cit catfish post that scared the shit outta me.
I'm seriously considering hiring Monstar to say "I'm sorry" though. Really.
Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/18/09 08:00 PM

... so.. does that mean you are wanting to say "sorry"


Posted by: have2cit

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/19/09 09:27 AM

make em beg for it, Mia.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/19/09 03:40 PM

Quote:

... so.. does that mean you are wanting to say "sorry"






Without making it even worse I'm not sure what I would apologize for. At the very worst I forgot where I was and didn't use the filter that keeps me from being banned every other day. The rest is fact based on what you've told us. I can't apoligize for your decisions or the fanboi outcry, but
if theres a certain post I made that offended you please pm me and I'll make it right.
So ya, to answer your question, if I need to say sorry I will.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/19/09 05:32 PM

Quote:

At the very worst I forgot where I was and didn't use the filter that keeps me from being banned every other day.




You have a filter?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/19/09 05:48 PM

Not here, not know boss. heh
I'm trying to make nice. shoosh.
Posted by: Lampard

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/21/09 08:16 PM

For that ass I would probably buy two tickets.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/21/09 10:02 PM

Mighty gracious of you.
Posted by: Mark_J

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/22/09 07:47 PM

Older video of Mia Rose standing on Hollywood Blvd, circa 2007. The adorable starts at the 18 second mark.

http://www.guba.com/watch/3000112130

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/22/09 08:00 PM

Mia is hot.. just sayin.
I can't believe how I behaved. I'd say Im sorry but I never apologize, Mia.

While I'm in the apologetic mood I'd just like to say that it's too bad your sister doesn't have the mind of a God, but she sure does have the body of one...too bad it's Buddha.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/22/09 08:34 PM

She is very hot, her body is smoking and I like the way she speaks. She looks sexy as fuck in those red shoes too.
Posted by: Smokey

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/22/09 09:24 PM

Posted by: elaborator

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/22/09 10:40 PM

so Mia is escorting


so mia is a whore?


Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 01/22/09 11:09 PM

I do believe they are synonymous, Elab.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/07/09 08:18 AM

Well the time for this idea has passed. Mia is back shooting porn.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/07/09 09:01 AM

Too bad Bornyo.

It's a shame that in this day and age society won't allow porn performers to do a little escorting on the side, just to make ends meet.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/07/09 09:03 AM

Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/09/09 09:59 AM

Quote:

Well the time for this idea has passed. Mia is back shooting porn.





Who says this idea is through? I know people who work a few jobs.... :: cough ::
Posted by: Wankus was my Daddy

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/09/09 10:19 AM

Proceed
Posted by: General Zod

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/09/09 11:00 AM

Mia Rose is so hot. I heard she plays world of warcrack too which is super sexy thinking a girl that hot plays wow and stuff.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/09/09 11:06 AM

Quote:

she plays world of warcrack too...




She also gets damp for Axe Body Spray, which means Panzer has a shot.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/09/09 03:20 PM

Doesn't mia get damp for anyone with a crisp 100 dollar bill or a bag of meth?
Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/09/09 08:19 PM

Quote:

Doesn't mia get damp for anyone with a crisp 100 dollar bill or a bag of meth?




Mmmmmm. My kind of woman. Meth is pricey though here on the east coast. I haven't seen any in about 2 years and it was $100 for .5gram. What is the rate in Cali? Save the BJ jokes.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/09/09 09:01 PM

[fanboi]I'll send my money in whenever we establish a reliable way of conducting this raffle[/fanboi]

(Have I mentioned how much I like this quirky bitch)?
Posted by: General Zod

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 06:03 AM

What's meth?
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 06:47 AM


Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 06:59 AM

You left off Ben's conjointed Siamese twin from the list of choices.
Posted by: General Zod

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 07:44 AM

I'm 21 and I'm not an alt or a troll. I'm just trying to participate here and enjoy the forum like the rest of you.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 07:46 AM

You're a stupid fucking retard. You just might be dumber than Panzer.
Posted by: General Zod

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 08:01 AM

Panzer does seem to be pretty smart so I guess I might be dumber than him but its not like I'm in competition with anyone here. I just want to enjoy porn and talk about it with other people and stuff.
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 08:05 AM

Quote:

I'm 21 and I'm not an alt or a troll. I'm just trying to participate here and enjoy the forum like the rest of you.




Just busting your balls dude...but seriously, you're 21 and you've never heard of meth? That's a little odd which is why the word 'troll' is being thrown around.
Posted by: Wankus was my Daddy

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 08:07 AM

Not sure your 21 year old hide is tough enough for this board. You might try the forum down the road; ADT which might be more suitable to you disposition and tastes, just say'n.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 08:22 AM

Quote:

Panzer does seem to be pretty smart so I guess I might be dumber than him but its not like I'm in competition with anyone here. I just want to enjoy porn and talk about it with other people and stuff.




www.adultdvdtalk.com
Posted by: General Zod

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 08:24 AM

I like it here and I think I can learn lots of stuff from you guys.
Posted by: Bree Olson's Chair Leg

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 08:59 AM

Quote:

I like it here and I think I can learn lots of stuff from you guys.




Nothing worse than a bad Alt-ID trolling the board.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 09:05 AM

He's not as cool as being a porn whore's chair leg. lol
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 12:04 PM

Quote:

....and I think I can learn lots of stuff from you guys.




So far you failed miserably at learning anything. Get started or leave.
Posted by: General Zod

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 12:07 PM

I'm trying to learn. please be patient.
Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/10/09 08:31 PM

Do you have any anime scat you can post? How about anime toilet tricks?
Posted by: MiaRoseXXX

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 10:12 AM

I do not approve of idiot alts, hijacking my threads. kthx


Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 11:42 AM

I'm not for guys jacking off to Japanese cartoons either, I'd much rather stroke it to pictures of that sweet lil ass of yours
Posted by: Sho'nuff

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 12:39 PM

Wow, Mia knows how to get a thread back on track quickly...

Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 01:41 PM

Hey Mia, why don't you get your big butt sister posting here. Just watched her in Massive Asses 4 and her ass is proof of God.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 01:53 PM

Quote:

Hey Mia, why don't you get your big butt sister posting here. Just watched her in Massive Asses 4 and her ass is proof of God.




God just died a little.....



Posted by: Claude Goddard

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 02:11 PM



Freestylah, what pw's do you actually like? Other than your hate on for Sasha (which I don't understand why someone would have such a hate on for someone they've never met) I never hear you actually say who you like.

Are you honestly saying you wouldn't hit this?

Posted by: Lampard

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 02:20 PM

Quote:

I'm not for guys jacking off to Japanese cartoons either, I'd much rather stroke it to pictures of that sweet gorgeously large and round ass of yours




FYP
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 04:07 PM

Mia and Ava are both super looking whores IMHO
Posted by: DPJones

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 04:15 PM

Ava would be worth more if she would follow her sister and open up her ass.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 05:03 PM

That is, if Mia's ass were worth anything.
Posted by: wannacorndog

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 05:54 PM

Quote:

That is, if Mia's ass were worth anything.



The Rose Sisters asses are worth alot more than the ass of a crazy whore from Indiana who I will be kind enough to leave nameless cough...cough
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 05:58 PM

I'm sure Mia, too, has Charmin-like quality to her ass, but that's still not to say it's worth anything.
Posted by: DPJones

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 06:11 PM

Worthy of me paying attention to her,nothing more.
Posted by: charin

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/15/09 06:15 PM

Quote:

I'm sure Mia, too, has Charmin-like quality to her ass, but that's still not to say it's worth anything.




They both have a charin-likes quality to their ass.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: freestylah

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 04/17/09 11:35 AM

Claude Goddard:

Quote:

Freestylah, what pw's do you actually like? Other than your hate on for Sasha (which I don't understand why someone would have such a hate on for someone they've never met) I never hear you actually say who you like.




Which pw's do I like? That's a good question. There are quite a few on that list. I guess you want to see names: Tiffany Mynx, Jayna Oso, Annette Schwartz, Clara G., Jazmine Rose, and others as well.

For the record, I do not hate any porn whore. I might not like them; I might even despise some of them. But no hate. I tend to be critical towards what they say or what they claim to be. Hate is very different from that.
Posted by: Gunker

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 05/02/09 09:12 PM

http://fleshbot.com/5206696/mia-rose-returns-to-the-adult-industry





Very nice...

Posted by: 99% Fiction

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 05/03/09 10:00 AM

Such a purdy lil mouff.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 05/03/09 10:01 AM

GORGEOUS pic. Simply gorgeous.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 05/03/09 01:46 PM





Jaezus...

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 05/16/12 12:50 PM

This is the Mia-Signal
Posted by: Crocodile

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 07/24/12 11:20 PM

So guys you want to give it another go? Mia is selling her ass again here http://www.hetaera-agency.com/#!__hetaera-agency/courtesans/vstc3=mia-rose She even has a nice review already http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=204787
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 07/25/12 12:05 AM

Rates, location/tour dates?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 07/25/12 12:07 AM

^^^ That's what calling the agency is for...all that information.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 07/25/12 08:21 AM

They gotta put that shit in the ads. Just like when I am shopping, if it don't have a price on it, I just keep moving.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 07/25/12 01:26 PM

Usually, if they don't list a price, it means it's expensive.
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Raffle For Mia Rose - 07/25/12 01:35 PM

That's why they call it "priceless."