Posted by: Chemo Kid
Lisa Sparxxx Rates - 01/04/09 11:02 PM
A few days ago I got a e-mail from Lisa Sparxxx's website saying she had lowered her "escort" rates. Maybe she should lower her weight and raise her rates. Just a thought.
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And whatever you do, DONT go to VEGAS to get laid....EVER. Unless it is with someone you already KNOW and have been with....
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And whatever you do, DONT go to VEGAS to get laid....EVER. Unless it is with someone you already KNOW and have been with....
Very true, I'm so thankful that this girl I went to high school with and her older sister ended up being whores out there.
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Just hope you dont get a chick who goes PSYCHO or ODs on ya....
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Just hope you dont get a chick who goes PSYCHO or ODs on ya....
Great points as usual. Your last line raised an interesting question, "what do you do if the whore OD's?" Is it as simple as 911 or will they arrest your ass once they find out what you were doing there? Do you call a fixer/cleaner - Harvey Keitel? Do you drive her to emergency and drop her off? Put a fansign in her hand and take photos for posterity? Perhaps these are questions for another thread and day but a consensus on a standard procedure might be helpful for the class.
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You follow? for 1500 bucks, you can have 2 (TWO) hours with a high quality chick in most major cities except LA, NYC, San Fran or Vegas (Chicago is in a rut, all and i mean ALL the whores their are on METH).
BEST case scenario for your 1500 bucks? Go to a decent strip club on a universally SLOW night
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How about just picking up a hot drunk chick at a club and banging the hell out of her for free?
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Just hope you dont get a chick who goes PSYCHO or ODs on ya....
Great points as usual. Your last line raised an interesting question, "what do you do if the whore OD's?" Put a fansign in her hand and take photos for posterity?
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Actually, it's not free. You gotta pay the entrance fee, overpriced drinks for you and the chick(s) and there's no guarantee you'll actually get laid.
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Very true Burg. Ms. Carly Parker is out east this week with Madison James. Carly I've fucked before, at a reasonable rate of $600/hr for3-4 hours, and she was a filthy slut, just as she was starting to make it big.
She now is charging $1500 per hour, which Demi got angry at me for laughing hysterically at. Anyway, I guess things weren't going so well, as yesterday afternoon I get a call personally from Ms. Parker wanting to work out a side deal, unbeknownst to Ms. Demi.
I won't go into too many specifics except to say I paid LESS than I did the 1st time, ADDED a few of Burg's favorite candy and Coke Stevenson's favorite powder for us to play with, and last night had HOURS of fun with the slightly chubby Ms. Parker. Anal, cumgobbling, and facefucking = good times for all, and a happy whore not watching a clock. And all from a nice view from the W Hotel. She actually turned down a call from Demi during our several hour meeting, claiming she had a tummy ache, as my cock was in her shitlocker.
Bargain fellas.
On a side note, Ms. Parker is a sweetheart, ut I see her 'blowing up', and I mean that in terms of weight, not popularity. She's already getting thick, but it still looks good. Give her a year or so though, and she might be Dargamel sized
Lisa Sparxxx? I just looked her up. She'd have to pay me.
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Ms. Parker's tour bus made a stop on page 21 of the "She's Dead Inside Eyes" thread. She loves a party but I believe Rear Admiral called dibs.
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Coke, I'd love to help, but I can't go giving out contact info. Get on Demi Dahlia (sp?) good side. I get a text every couple weeks of which whores are in the NY/NJ/CT area. Right now we've got Carly, and 2 other whores I've not heard of.
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Coke, I'd love to help, but I can't go giving out contact info. Get on Demi Dahlia (sp?) good side. I get a text every couple weeks of which whores are in the NY/NJ/CT area. Right now we've got Carly, and 2 other whores I've not heard of.
I beg your pardon, Sir. I resent any such inference about my character. I've never been so insulted in all my life. You obviously have me confused with someone else.
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Actually, it's not free. You gotta pay the entrance fee, overpriced drinks for you and the chick(s) and there's no guarantee you'll actually get laid. [/quThat's where your game comes into play.
You still have to come prepared with a wingman and a scavenger most girls hit the club with friends you step that girl in a group with no backup one of the friends will cock block.
Say there is a group of three girls 2 are a 8-10 and the other one is a 3-5 that nobody wants to fuck put your wingman on the other hot babe and your scavenger on the fugly friend thats what scavengers are for they fuck with left overs.So now both friends are being hit on they can't cock block now you step your game up. To girls in groups its a if we all can't get cock tonight none of us will thing
but if you want to get quick ass in a more easy way get the hooker if your on a very low budget but want good quality whores make a sextrip to TJ you can get a 19 year old whore for $20USD fresh in the game thats a new whore street working and not on drugs women in TJ are whores for survival far more then for drug habits.The top notch girls are in the clubs such as adelitas these girls are the caliber of the top notch $1500 girls in the states only in TJ you would pay just $300 USD for 2 hours with girls the same caliber.
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Besides, I only get the low down on the east coast whores. The best place, actually, that I've found cum gobbling whores are "model" sites, like Model Mayhem, one model place, that shit. Contact em direct.
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I have checked it out the "models" that caught my eye all had stuff in CAPS on their page about how they are only there for modeling.