GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/31/0811:47 AM
Gia....THERE MUST be at least ONE substance, ONE drug, you like above all others, please share with the lurker jerker offers here at XPT, so they KNOW what to spike your Energy Drinks with. And does this drug help you to enjoy being a filthy slutty whore more?
You just OOZE "Heroin Chic" in your countenance Miss Jerkins. Let a Hypodermic SPLOOGE in one of your veins JUST once......come on, JUST once baby G, Burglar will take care of ya, yeah thats it thats it.......feels good huh?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/31/0812:09 PM
I'm going to enjoy this thread. I hope Commissar Gia doesn't snuff it out. My first inappropriate question for Gia:
What would you do in Desi Foxx's daughter's position? (You were expecting to fuck a young porn scumbag like Jack Venice, but at the last minute they pull a switcheroo and tell you the male talent will be the really fat old perv who booked you)
Re: GIA JORDAN Ass Kissing Thread - 12/31/0812:16 PM
No, I genuinely believe a lot of people would like to know the answer to this.
Goddamn, this is new years eve isnt it? There is NO debauchery and genuine decadence left....only empty pointless hate. No fun, no filthy fucked up antics.
Yeah well Im busted......I kissed Gia's ass Like a cue ball on the nine ball. My goal was claer enough but I will state it anyway. I wanted her to be so turned on with the idea of shooting heroin, so curious about how good it feels, that she would throw caution to the wind, board a plane, then a train, then an automobile, and 17 hours later be knocking at my service entrance with her sleeve rolled up and not wearing any panties.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/31/0812:59 PM
What a way to kick off the new year.....
Posted by: Anonymous
GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 12/31/0801:12 PM
I'd like to know if Gia still thinks it's "obvious" that "Mark_J is NOT Brandon." 'Cause I took a look at “Mark_J’s” first 24 hours at XPT. Here's what I found:
Post Number TWO continues the theme. I love the Post Script he went back and tacked on to try and cover his tracks:
Post Number THREE follows up on Number one. BTW: Get a load of Gia’s response. She can’t tell that “NOT_Brandon” is taking a shot at ADT, not XPT.
Post Number SEVEN finds “Mark_J” answering Darrah’s question to Brandon about marriage. In the very next post, the first words out of Brandon are “What he said.”
Post Numbers EIGHT and TEN find “Mark_J” kissing Brandon’s ass even further in the Mary Jane Thread.
Then there’s “Mark_J’s” pontifications on the state of the industry. In Posts FIVE and THIRTEEN, he gives us his expert opinion casting and production in Europe, a subject Brandon is intimately familiar with due to Perverted Planet and other titles. In Post Number NINE he talks about the plight of those “trying to make a buck in the industry” while fending off the DOJ, and how companies should “divert some budget into their web-based content distribution, and away from their physical media distribution (which is dying anyway)." Sounds a lot like a certain moderator we all know who's constantly shilling his web-based content.
Thirteen posts. Ten of them either kiss Brandon’s ass, defend Brandon’s ass, or pontificate upon subjects near and dear to Brandon’s heart. That’s more than Seventy-Five Percent.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 12/31/0801:39 PM
Quote: someone in this thread thinks Gia has never tried heroin???
ever dated a heroin addict? they vomit a lot and spend hours sitting constipated on the toilet
Sooooooooooo not true dude, yeah maybe in the beginning, but give the whore a month or 2. But the constipation you hit that nail right on the rectum. Very very true.....ask any one who does it. Thank God I dont anymore. And Gia will confess what she wants to confess, stop hounding her.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 12/31/0801:40 PM
[gia_ass_smoochola] Hey Gia, I remember you telling me one time about a scene you shot with Redlight. I think we were talking in the evening after you had done the scene during earlier that day, and you were describing to me how you had the scene go with the "Redlight frat boys" back then (back in late 2005 - Evertard, Steve "Petri Dish" Holmes, John "Yeah.....Yeahh....YEAHHHHHH" Strong, and Michael "I'm so good looking, I want to fuck myself!" Stefano) You described a scene Gia where they all were blown by you and then they jerked off and you gobbled them. And all the while you were playing with your pussy. Now what Release was that? What Title? [/gia_ass_smoochola]
Thanks in advance.....your soulmate WINDSOCK wanted me to ask
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 12/31/0802:01 PM
Quote: someone in this thread thinks Gia has never tried heroin???
If anyone has ever had a high dose of pain meds, then they basically have "tried" Heroin, without the trauma of needles and the rush of the drug.
Damn, why doesnt everyone realize the "resource" we have with Gia here. She is essentially drug free, but I am trying to go beyond "BALLS DEEP" in find her levels of debauchery. Where she goes, other whores may follow.....would you guys like to be able to have whores like Teagan, and Mia Rose, and Moxxie, and others, answer our most fucked up questions? We all want a better XPT right?
Study this......it is hottness/filth/eroticism/Raunch/sexual abandon/Gobbling in the highest degree all at once; When you consider how intelligent Gia is....and her physical attractiveness....and then you consider that she CHOSE to do porn...and then you consider the EFFORT she is so obviously exerting in this picture....and then you ask "Effort to do what?"....and then you answer your own question: "Effort to EAT the fucking load shooting out of this guy's prick"....and then you realize that GIA is doing that, not only because she is being filmed and WANTS to give her fans a good performance so they uncontrollably jerk off to her, but also simply, she loves it.....you realize that maybe this woman is exceptional afterall.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 12/31/0802:02 PM
I miss WindSock.
A PM from him two years ago today:
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/01/0912:00 AM
Quote: WOW Jim B, why is this eating you up dude, I know you have a real life and lots of better things to do.....why you so involved in this? It saddens me.
Edited to add regarding Mark J...just incase you didnt know cause I jumped and didnt copy the responses you wrote. Sorry.
Gypsy, If you, Burglar and the other sycophants would pull your tongues out of Gia's ass for five minutes and get her a cheeseburger maybe she wouldn't have gone on this little StephRant of hers and painted herself into the corner.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/01/0912:56 AM
Quote: [gia_ass_smoochola] I think we were talking in the evening after you had done the scene during earlier that day, and you were describing to me how you had the scene go with the "Redlight frat boys" back then (back in late 2005 - Evertard, Steve "Petri Dish" Holmes, John "Yeah.....Yeahh....YEAHHHHHH" Strong, and Michael "I'm so good looking, I want to fuck myself!" Stefano)
has she done a standing dp in any of her films? that's kinda common when you work with Strong/Stefano. Just curious. thanks.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/01/0906:36 PM
Quote:
Quote: WOW Jim B, why is this eating you up dude, I know you have a real life and lots of better things to do.....why you so involved in this? It saddens me.
Edited to add regarding Mark J...just incase you didnt know cause I jumped and didnt copy the responses you wrote. Sorry.
Gypsy, If you, Burglar and the other sycophants would pull your tongues out of Gia's ass for five minutes and get her a cheeseburger maybe she wouldn't have gone on this little StephRant of hers and painted herself into the corner.
Brandy_J's posts speak for themselves.
The Rainbow Room is for Tourists.
Jim we've always been cool but my tounge is not up Gia's ass, I dont idolize ANYONE. I just felt like it shouldn't bother you because its fucking dumb. Let Brandon be a retard if he wants to. If Mark J. is Brandon then he fooled me too because we've had really cool conversations back and forth via PM and it never suggested Brandon in my opinion. The only ass I eat is PP's.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/01/0907:33 PM
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/01/0909:07 PM
Quote: What would you do in Desi Foxx's daughter's position? (You were expecting to fuck a young porn scumbag like Jack Venice, but at the last minute they pull a switcheroo and tell you the male talent will be the really fat old perv who booked you)
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/02/0908:40 AM
Quote:
Thanks for the sig.
Glad to be of assistance and if I had to be noted for having my tounge up anyones ass I dont mind it being Gia. You had you're own alt, why are you trying to be a detective? So lame.
And Free, like I said in the past, she pays all my bills, so what am I to do?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/02/0911:42 AM
Quote: You know I love you, G/R. but, c'mon girl ... you worship at Gia's altar.
I worship at her altar??, I dont know about all that, but you guys are right, I like her, cant I like someone as a friend. God must we all hate each other and rank on porn girls. We have lots to talk about and lots in common, YES I DO LIKE HER, there I said it, shoot me. :rolls eyes:....and worship is a very very big word. I worship no one....only the one who pays my bills.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/02/0904:23 PM
2. Burg, drugs never sat right with me. They make my stomach hurt. Pot is the worst offender. I don't even get high from it. I will sit there in the corner of the room doubled over in pain with stomach pangs and a headache. Acid is interesting for the first 2 mins of the high then it's like, "Ok, I get it now. Stop the world I wanna get off." It just goes on forever. It's a bore. Mdma/ecstasy in the early -90s was fun the first 10 times and then it just felt taxing. Another bore. And I was depressed and felt faint the next day. Tried meth once. I don't even think I got high. Tried again. Same thing but my skin looked like shit the next day and I still had a headache and my stomach was in knots. Pills, eh, who wants to feel lethargic. Bad sign when you cancel on your trainer cuz you took a Norco but later he sees you at the juice bar. Coke was ok, but I'm bored after a while and makes my teeth hurt.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/02/0904:44 PM
Quote: I'm going to enjoy this thread. I hope Commissar Gia doesn't snuff it out. My first inappropriate question for Gia:
What would you do in Desi Foxx's daughter's position? (You were expecting to fuck a young porn scumbag like Jack Venice, but at the last minute they pull a switcheroo and tell you the male talent will be the really fat old perv who booked you)
3. Lol. That kind of happened. The first time I met a certain director. I was new and repping myself as many girls did back in early 2003. The director explains the entire debauched b/g scenario he has in mind. After his long, lengthy explanation of mise en scene in store for baby g, I ask who the male talent will be.
"Me."
Um, yeah, I was thinking (names like 9 dif stunt cock) would be the boy. You're the director. He explained that sometimes he's also talent in his movies and started off long ago being talent. I knew this just wasn't going to work, so I thanked him for his time, and he didn't seem to be phased either way. At least he was very nice about it. Years later, I run into him at aim where he sees me doing push-ups on the dirty ground to get enough blood flow for a vein. I'm always asked to do push-ups or wait while they get some child size butterfly needle at these places, meanwhile, an entire lynch mob of angry porn people are getting restless.
My agent calls the next day and I work for said director, but not with him, two weeks later.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/02/0904:44 PM
you description of pot is what I'd expect from a really straight person who tried small amounts a few times but was too nervous to get high or enjoy it. if you hung with me a few days, you'd be lovin the devil weed.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/02/0904:45 PM
Quote: [gia_ass_smoochola] Hey Gia, I remember you telling me one time about a scene you shot with Redlight. I think we were talking in the evening after you had done the scene during earlier that day, and you were describing to me how you had the scene go with the "Redlight frat boys" back then (back in late 2005 - Evertard, Steve "Petri Dish" Holmes, John "Yeah.....Yeahh....YEAHHHHHH" Strong, and Michael "I'm so good looking, I want to fuck myself!" Stefano) You described a scene Gia where they all were blown by you and then they jerked off and you gobbled them. And all the while you were playing with your pussy. Now what Release was that? What Title? [/gia_ass_smoochola]
Thanks in advance.....your soulmate WINDSOCK wanted me to ask
4. She Bangs. Dir: James Avalon. Company: Red Light
Sunny Lane is on the cover in a cop uniform.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/02/0904:47 PM
Quote: you description of pot is what I'd expect from a really straight person who tried small amounts a few times but was too nervous to get high or enjoy it. if you hung with me a few days, you'd be lovin the devil weed.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/02/0904:50 PM
Quote: You've never done smack?
No, but I volunteered at Needle Exchange. I quit after a week because there we'd be hanging around in the rain across the street from my strip club on 1st/Pike in Seattle. I figured I should be inside my warm, toasty Deja Vu getting paid to be around junkies instead of doing it for free.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/02/0904:56 PM
Quote: you description of pot is what I'd expect from a really straight person who tried small amounts a few times but was too nervous to get high or enjoy it. if you hung with me a few days, you'd be lovin the devil weed.
on the other perv director thing, this is extremely insightful. you only have sex on film with people you find physically attractive? i'm sure this is a luxury that many lower rent girls can not afford.
5. Usually, they were guys I found on some level of attractive, though not my type, but there was something sexual about them. Their mind had fucked up sexual energy. I like that. As far as the hideous guys I fucked, hey, it's no different than the hideous guys I fucked in real life.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/02/0905:34 PM
Quote: has she done a standing dp in any of her films? that's kinda common when you work with Strong/Stefano. Just curious. thanks.
6. Shit! I forgot this one. Chode, there may have been some standing DP in Anal Trainer 8 (J. Darkko/ New Sensations), but I haven't watched it in a while. I believe there was one in Service Animals 19 (Joey Silvera/Evil Angel) where I take on 3 guys.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/02/0907:40 PM
Quote: you description of pot is what I'd expect from a really straight person who tried small amounts a few times but was too nervous to get high or enjoy it. if you hung with me a few days, you'd be lovin the devil weed.
Or she was smoking dirt weed with low THC content.
If she smoked some real fat crystallized sensimilla she'd get as high as anyone would...assuming she has the same body chemistry as everyone else on planet earth.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/02/0908:37 PM
I was gonna ask you who was the worst girl or cock to work with, but I don't know if you wanna tell. If you don't,then let me ask this : Among your peers at the time, who was the one guy that none of the pws wanted to work with?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/02/0909:53 PM
Quote: but i am thinking Jim B is getting stretched thin again and he might break ...again.
lately he's including more and more links to evidence or whatever in his posts. i always wonder if anyone actually follows his leads. but whatever, i'm just replying to one of my main ids here anyway. this is just between you and me, smashed hat.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/03/0902:23 AM
Quote: I was gonna ask you who was the worst girl or cock to work with, but I don't know if you wanna tell.
If you don't,then let me ask this : Among your peers at the time, who was the one guy that none of the pws wanted to work with?
I had zero chemistry w/ Tyce Bune. I've already posted about the incident. He was a replacement for Mr. Pete who was a replacement for Mark Ashley. Why is it that the heavens never let me and Mark Ashley work together? Arrrrgggggh. I even gave Tyce a second try. Yep. Still not en'tyced.'
Not sure who was the most likely to no-list guy of my time. Dirty Harry? The Minion? Tony Sexton?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/03/0903:43 AM
Quote: Strange to think your kind roams the isles of upmarket grocery stores.
Quite the opposite. Whores are self-centered, so what's more self-fulfilling than wanting the best tasting food...the highest quality food for me, me, ME?!! Like it says in my sig: When we dont spend our coin on slop, we will always have enough to eat from the organic shop. -DurianRider
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/03/0904:00 AM
You make a interesting point. Although I wonder: were you a foodie while you were an active sex-worker, or did you only become one after you retired? I suppose the image I found strange was that of someone's coming straight from a shoot to shop for, say, Reblochon or mangosteens.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/03/0904:30 AM
I have been a foodie my entire life on different levels. I grew up with parents who cooked from scratch. We never had soda in the house and my mom would give me fresh veggies to snack on while I colored as she was cooking. She was an excellent cook and we had food from all over the world. I had egg drop soup in my lunchbox! We went to authentic Italian delis for hoagies, patisseries for sweets, etc. Sure there was the occasional McDonald's trip or Carvel, and I dug it, but I never really craved the stuff.
From age 16 and on, I was vegetarian for 8 years, vegan for 2 years, then ate meat again for years. While performing, I was mostly vegan but the problem was that I was eating a grain based diet. That's where many vegs and vegans fail and they don't even know it.
Towards the end of performing, I got hip to Weston A. Price where I learned the dangers of soy and the benefits of meat as long as it's not processed or in some microwave or fast food form. I call that 'factory food,' Luckily, I never in my life got into factory food and always felt it was cheating yourself from real, honest to goodness taste. Then I started reading David Wolfe and my diet was mostly raw and has been for the past 4 years. Raw food means food that isn't meant to be cooked such as veggies and fruit. Cooking depletes its enzymes and sucks all the oxygen out; thus negating the point of even eating greens and such. So much of what we crave is a conditioned response honed by advertising and fake crap put in pre-packaged food to make you an addict drone. Honestly, since I ditched the grain based diet years ago for mostly raw, my metabolism is faster and my energy is through the roof.
Currently, I'm reading a lot of Douglas Graham. He is 100% raw vegan and eschews even agave syrup and nuts. I'm trying that now and like it. We'll see how that goes. If not, I'll return back to high-raw and eat meat way before I'll touch dairy or a grain. I'm also on a raw food message board. We are all at different places on our journey.
I am a food nerd. Anyone here can pm me if they have any questions.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/03/0909:48 AM
Gia,
Being a bit of a health buff and food nerd myself I have always read your post ont he subject with interest, but then you post about trying all those drugs.
How do you justify trying to be so healthy with your food intake yet counterbalancing it with putting toxins into your system? I know you said that you never really got into them, but the way I read it was because you didn't get the high you were expecting. Had you have it sounded to me like you would have become a user... explain the seeming contradiction?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/03/0910:02 AM
I'm considering trying a raw food diet but I don't have any time to prepare very involved meals. Plus I am incapable of starving myself-- I feel like doing a juice fast would kill me. I need energy to work-- there is a lot of manual labor involved in what I do (yes I do lift and carry heavy equipment). What's a good, simple raw food diet to try?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/03/0910:13 AM
Let's see, I've tried drugs less than 100 times in my life compared to the millions of times I've eaten healthy. The math doesn't add up enough to do any damage. I seriously think I'm just not cut out to be a drug addict. I get bored too easily anyway. I always took care of myself the day with carrot juice and spas. If I was an addict, I'd be like Ben Stiller in Permanent Midnight. At least I never smoked. Smoking is way more harmful and anti-aging than trying drugs.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/03/0910:38 AM
Quote: I'm considering trying a raw food diet but I don't have any time to prepare very involved meals. Plus I am incapable of starving myself-- I feel like doing a juice fast would kill me. I need energy to work-- there is a lot of manual labor involved in what I do (yes I do lift and carry heavy equipment). What's a good, simple raw food diet to try?
Juice fasts are crap.
Just do little things like choose as many raw foods over cooked foods as possible. Incorporate salads sans cheese and croutons into your day. Fruit in the morning is great, and you are less hungry when you mono meal. That means a huge helping of one kind of fruit instead of a variety.
If you still need something else to eat a few hours later, fine. Just make sure to stay away from any processed foods. Staying off processed foods is the first step to feeling full after you've had just fruit or greens. Most people can't go raw cold turkey. There are a lot of transitional steps. Yes, all the labor intensive meals at raw food restaurants are yummy gourmet goodness, but forget those. There are plenty of quick, easy recipes you can find online like marinara sauce, guacamole, and soups. All you need for this stuff is a blender or a food processor. I stay away from anything that involves soaking nuts overnight (heh) or that needs a food dehydrator.
You can blend your own chocolate milk with mint sprigs, raw cocao (not cocoa), and 40 calorie almond milk. You can get the almond milk at regular grocery stores. It's considered processed food among rawists, but so what. Raw cocao is even being debated on raw forums, but whatever. Most people that debate them have long passed their transitional stage.
Lately, I've been on giveittomeraw.com. Ignore some of the hippie nonsense and get to the food. That place is cool.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/03/0907:21 PM
I find raw easier. The more I got into it, the more I took pleasure in the most simple tastes like papayas for breakfast one morning or a pineapple the next. Just slice and dig in! Easy preparation and easy clean up. I have tons of energy and feel full from the real, actual nutrients in real food. The more raw I ate, the less I craved bread and other such junk.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/03/0908:20 PM
^^^Currently, my fave is raw spaghetti squash. I love cauliflower as well. I eat nuts sometimes, but stay away from the more gourmet raw recipes since they're difficult to make and very high fat due to their nut/seed content. I try to keep my fats low, and when I do, I don't crave complex carbs.
Zen, if you still want grains in your diet, try quinoa, brown rice instead of white rice, squash lightly cooked so it's still hard and nutrient dense, and if you totally must have pasta get the gluten-free kind at Trader Joe. As long is most of your diet is raw, you'll taste and feel a huge difference.
I'm still learning about the science of going all raw, so bear with my unscientific explanations. All I know is that I feel fucking awesome, have more energy, better skin, and feel tighter.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/03/0908:58 PM
Well it's the new year and one of my resolutions was to actually start posting. I have been enjoying this forum for over a year but never got around to signing up. The second resolution was to get back in shape. This may sound a little wierd asking for health tips on a porn board but what the hell. My problem is that a few years ago I went through a battle with lymphatic cancer. Stage 3B. Went from 155 to 112 and then because of chemo (and over-eating) I swelled up to 232. I have cut out soda and most fried foods and am down to 212 but my eating habits suck ass. There is NO way I could stop eating meat completely. (Kinda like Christianxxx ha ha) Any body here been through the joys of chemo and know the best way to get back into shape and the types of food I should be eating?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/03/0909:08 PM
This thread, while interesting if only because it keeps presenting imagery of Gia gobbling raw food, needs more inappropriateness.
Gia, I just, FINALLY, watched SHE Bangs. Your scene was indeed compelling, those images are forever burned into my brain. I will DIE with yet another sequence of dicks spurting into your mouth playing on the gag reel/Jerk Off zone in my head. Here are some inappropriate questions based in large part off of what I just saw.....
1) I noticed at one point, you were rubbing your clit with BOTH hands while actually in doggie position, quite awkward but seemingly indicative of the sense of urgency you must have had to stimulate yourself for maximum pleasure. Also, I noticed your TOES were curling during your scene of getting fucked in all holes. Confirm that you were TURNED on during this scene, and to what degree (i.e. did you orgasm and how many times. Did you let the creepdicks from redlight KNOW you came?)
2) When you were set up for the cum gobbling scene at the end, I noticed you were wiggling your tongue under EVERTARD's dick head as he oozed into your mouth. Were you really trying to maximize this Sex criminal's Pleasure at that orgasmic moment? It's actually quite hott to witness, but I found myself PISSED off because I resent such a pig as Evertard being afforded such pleasure by a whore such as you. He doesnt deserve it.
3) WHen you watch you scenes from the past, Like this one in She bangs, do you experience any Bodily sensations while you view it? Does your body INVOLUNTARILY react to what you are seeing, and your pussy start getting wet or tingly? Also, when you see Manuel's Un-cut dick spurt into your mouth, do you get a slight flashback of what it tasted like?
4) You had YARDS of penis up your ass in this scene...did any of them HURT, even a little?
Overall, a ridiculously debauched scene. Gia's best line: "THEY AREN't GOING TO FUCK ME! I am GOING TO FUCK THEM!"
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/03/0909:28 PM
Quote: now this is more like it. see how fun it is to have a whore to play with kids?
Burg, it helps if you have an intelligent whore with brain matter larger than a fucking pea. Madison Ivy gets my cock hard, please recruit her.
I can't imagine it would work with all of them. They'd either tire of the questions easily, or at some point decide they're "too personal" (despite the fact they donate their fuck holes to perv-dom worldwide).
Speaking of which G, I don't know why exactly the attraction to Mark Ashley. BUT, do you like his new "short hair" look? Reviewing a flick for IAFD recently, I happened to notice it.
Quote: I am a food nerd. Anyone here can pm me if they have any questions.
I forecast a flurry of messages, with a possible chance of a full inbox loaded with emails by fat, basement-dwelling fanboys who are in dire need of losing 40-50 pounds, and Baby G is their motivation.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/03/0910:01 PM
^^^Hahaha! I'm liking this new Chemo Kid. Babe, I pm'd you my Cliff Notes to ditching the Standard American Diet aka SAD.
Eric, I actually prefer Mark with longer hair. It's just not the same anymore, but I'll still watch.
Burg, I guess the entire time during that scene, I had a mix of things playing through my mind on a continuous loop and sometimes overlapping.
1. My pleasure and myself getting off. 2. being a slutty whore 3. watching the guys' reactions as to what a whore i was. 4. making sure they came big loads. 5. keeping my needs first all while positioning in the way that's still conducive to good scenes.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/04/0901:06 AM
Quote: ^^^Currently, my fave is raw spaghetti squash. I love cauliflower as well. I eat nuts sometimes, but stay away from the more gourmet raw recipes since they're difficult to make and very high fat due to their nut/seed content. I try to keep my fats low, and when I do, I don't crave complex carbs.
Zen, if you still want grains in your diet, try quinoa, brown rice instead of white rice, squash lightly cooked so it's still hard and nutrient dense, and if you totally must have pasta get the gluten-free kind at Trader Joe. As long is most of your diet is raw, you'll taste and feel a huge difference.
I'm still learning about the science of going all raw, so bear with my unscientific explanations. All I know is that I feel fucking awesome, have more energy, better skin, and feel tighter.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/04/0902:01 AM
Quote:
Quote: I'm considering trying a raw food diet but I don't have any time to prepare very involved meals. Plus I am incapable of starving myself-- I feel like doing a juice fast would kill me. I need energy to work-- there is a lot of manual labor involved in what I do (yes I do lift and carry heavy equipment). What's a good, simple raw food diet to try?
Juice fasts are crap.
Just do little things like choose as many raw foods over cooked foods as possible. Incorporate salads sans cheese and croutons into your day. Fruit in the morning is great, and you are less hungry when you mono meal. That means a huge helping of one kind of fruit instead of a variety.
If you still need something else to eat a few hours later, fine. Just make sure to stay away from any processed foods. Staying off processed foods is the first step to feeling full after you've had just fruit or greens. Most people can't go raw cold turkey. There are a lot of transitional steps. Yes, all the labor intensive meals at raw food restaurants are yummy gourmet goodness, but forget those. There are plenty of quick, easy recipes you can find online like marinara sauce, guacamole, and soups. All you need for this stuff is a blender or a food processor. I stay away from anything that involves soaking nuts overnight (heh) or that needs a food dehydrator.
You can blend your own chocolate milk with mint sprigs, raw cocao (not cocoa), and 40 calorie almond milk. You can get the almond milk at regular grocery stores. It's considered processed food among rawists, but so what. Raw cocao is even being debated on raw forums, but whatever. Most people that debate them have long passed their transitional stage.
Lately, I've been on giveittomeraw.com. Ignore some of the hippie nonsense and get to the food. That place is cool.
Sweet-- thanks for the tip. I've gained about 5-7 lbs since a) going back on birth control b) Christmas candy and dinners and c) full English breakfasts over here in Britain. I can't wait to get home, hit the gym, and start eating properly.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/04/0906:39 AM
Quote: Sweet-- thanks for the tip. I've gained about 5-7 lbs since a) going back on birth control b) Christmas candy and dinners and c) full English breakfasts over here in Britain. I can't wait to get home, hit the gym, and start eating properly.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/04/0910:06 AM
What, and let him know she wants his man meat stuffed in her little box? That would violate every "woman rule" out there. Fuck no. Insult him, treat him like shit, fuck his best friend, and then sit around wondering why he never calls Oh, by the way, can you tell I'm divorced?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/04/0910:45 AM
I had my raw foods phase but then some people convinced me it had gotten too commercial, and that if I wanted to reach enlightenment I'd need to take it to the next level. Now I'm into tree foods. Tree bark steaks, pine needle salads and for dessert a pine cone drizzled in sap.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/04/0901:18 PM
Quote: What, and let him know she wants his man meat stuffed in her little box? That would violate every "woman rule" out there. Fuck no. Insult him, treat him like shit, fuck his best friend, and then sit around wondering why he never calls Oh, by the way, can you tell I'm divorced?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/04/0901:53 PM
I know a guy who was a financial officer with his company. He was hanging on at lower pay waiting for he stock options to mature ... and hopefully his allocation would grow [1998 in the internet boom].
But, his wife was mad that she was out-earning him and blamed him that she had to work after having their kid [odd since she was the type that would NEVER quit].
To escape his job and her, he played in a band in the odd evening and weekend. She would rail against the band and him "reliving his youth".
Long story short, she ended up fucking the married drummer from the band. Ruined two marriages. She was so sure that my friend had nothing that she was delighted to sign off that each kept their own. She was slightly less delighted when she found out that he ended up doubling her earnings during their marriage when he was able to turn over his options.
She isn't very happy with me since, to lampoon her endless rants against him, I refer to her whoring around with the drummer as "reliving her youth".
Everyone else seems to like it, though. Even, her brother laughed.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/04/0901:56 PM
SWEET!! I love a happy ending. In reality I am probably as much to blame as her. Not spending enough time is just about the same as cheating I suppose. If my marriage was as good as my divorce I would still be married though.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/04/0903:11 PM
Quote: I had my raw foods phase but then some people convinced me it had gotten too commercial, and that if I wanted to reach enlightenment I'd need to take it to the next level. Now I'm into tree foods. Tree bark steaks, pine needle salads and for dessert a pine cone drizzled in sap.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0912:11 AM
Quote: 6. Shit! I forgot this one. Chode, there may have been some standing DP in Anal Trainer 8 (J. Darkko/ New Sensations), but I haven't watched it in a while. I believe there was one in Service Animals 19 (Joey Silvera/Evil Angel) where I take on 3 guys.
thanks for the info G. i checked around online and found some screen caps from Service Animals but I didn't see one. I'll have to dig some more.
Oh yeah and you being a vegan in the past and a raw foodie now = . People can rag on me and call me a fanboy or whatever, but I think that's really kickass that you're conscious about your diet and such. I need to quit fucking drinking Cokes....any suggestions or motivation to help me out?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0902:46 AM
Quitting Coke is hard. It's an assload of sugar. The most crap sugar. And high levels of phosphorus that increase calcium loss in the body.
You probably also have a caffine addiction due to imbalanced blood sugar levels. Imbalanced blood sugar levels are because ya ain't eating right.
And don't think you're sharp for drinking Diet soda. Diet soda and all artificial sweeteners (I"M TALKING TO YOU, EQUAL, SPLENDA, SWEET&LOW!) contain ASPARTAME. That leads to lupus, diabetes, Alzheimers, ms, fibramyalgia, birth defects, etc. And did you know aspartame combined with carbs slows down your brain's production of serotonin? Balanced serotonin levels are what keeps you happy, confident, and balanced. So, chugging diet soda keeps you fat, sick, pissed off and blah. Good times.
Here's how my friends quit soda. They only drank water at meals. Turns out half the time when you're hungry, you're really thirsty. Nothing hydrates like water. You know what else happened during this ween? They ate less! Soon, they quit soda all together because it wasn't thirst quenching and by sneaking more juicy delicious fruit into their day and crisp veggies with meals, they no longer desired that fake high fructose corn syrup Coke crap loaded with exitotoxins to make you an addict.
Drink more water. Squeeze a lil lemon in to make it fun if ya gotta.
My friend lost 5 lbs in ONE MONTH just quitting soda.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0903:07 AM
Goddamit.....
Gia has there ever been a guy, in porn or elsewhere, who's spunk you actually found to be exceptionally tasty or enjoyable? I mean to the point where you wouldnt mind swallowing it any time, any place, thinking "That tastes pretty good."?
What would you rather watch: 10 whores barfing up their last meal because they are worried about their weight, wrongfully so; 10 gory car accidents; or 10 perfect cumshots into the mouths of SUPER-Model caliber women (with extended cumplay and swallowing.)
Of your 3 greatest cum gobbling scenes (Gobble the goop, Feeding Frenzy and Down the hatch), which DIRECTOR made you feel the MOST comfortable and GLAD to be performing this spectacle for the ages: John Leslie, Jules Jordan or the dead Chico Wang?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0903:39 AM
Well, Burg, I don't like watching people barf at all and I don't like car accidents because I worry too much about the people in them.
The taste of cum doesn't vary that much. But when it's bad, it's bad. I can tell you that when I shoot the bukkakes, it's 70 loads of spilled convict cretin seed, and by the time we're done shooting, it fucking reeks. The closest description I have for it is old chlorine. Or what chlorine would probably smell like if it were old, hanging around in one of those unattended pools in those foreclosed homes with all the murk and tadpoles and bacteria. I wonder if that's just because they're bukkake boys and sub par cum comes from sub par hierarchical beta males or it's just how collective cum is regardless of status. I'm guessing the latter since my last bf was dirt poor and his loads were just as heavenly delicious as the zillionaire bf before.
Regarding which directors I loved cum gobbling for the most were Jules Jordan, William H, Jim Powers, Van Styles, Silvera, Leslie, James Avalon, David 'Cascade' Luger, and Dave Naz. That's because I love their work and was proud to do a good job for the cum gobbling elite.
I really got off on jizz gobbling for Chico Wang just because he was soooo obviously annoyed by me for some unknown reason. It made me want to annoy him more. It felt defiant to be a huge bitch and be more of a whore than he planned. I had all these cocks at my disposal and "I'm chugging them to MY liking." The scene turned out awesome. I love that scene.
Some of the stuff he said after my mouth was filled was pretty funny, so no way was I going to accidently swallow some from laughing. I was pretty impressed with how much my mouth held before showing it off to the cam and swallowing. Wow, the weirdest little things amuse me sometimes. I need to get a life.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0905:12 AM
Gia, seeing as you actually have some hereditary and genetic link to the Indian subcontinent via your Pakistani ancestry, can we take it as read that, because of the cart-before-horse logic that seems so prevalent in the industry today, you were never offered the opportunity to appear in one of these 'Slap a bindi and a sari on some Mexican chick' movies that seem to comprise the vast majority of the so-called 'Indian' porn genre?
Needless to say, I haven't bothered to check, but it would be both profoundly and delightfully ironic to me if you never did, but a bunch of Latina chicks who probably couldn't find India on a map have.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0905:23 AM
I was offered, but I think they're retarded so I declined. They're not even offensive to me. Just lame, gimmicky, zero stroke value, and usually made by some low-rent company.
Though, a scene of mine for some internet company who never got off the ground ended up being sold to some other company who later titled the dvd as Bollywood Bangers. I don't even look very Bollywood there. I'm just in a striped bikini and matching striped thigh highs.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0905:57 AM
Quote: I was offered, but I think they're retarded so I declined. They're not even offensive to me. Just lame, gimmicky, zero stroke value, and usually made by some low-rent company.
You're not wrong there...it's just bizarre to me how they can keep going when they are clearly not delivering what they promise...it's so blatantly obvious that I don't think it even qualifies to be called 'bait and switch'.
Oh, and I think gokkunfan means the Bollywood dance move where they move the head one way and make a frame with their arms and move it the other way, thus enhancing the effect of the movement. I really need to stop beating off to Hemalayaa's Bollywood Dance workout show.
PS:
[tritone]Hey Gia Jordan...how come you ain't never done no scene dressed up as a Pakistani? Racist bitch![/tritone]
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0908:25 AM
Quote: And did you know aspartame combined with carbs slows down your brain's production of serotonin? Balanced serotonin levels are what keeps you happy, confident, and balanced.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0912:27 PM
Quote: I make my own V8.
Quote:
Hey Baby G. What's your recipe for homemade V-8? Also you had mentioned not to use teflon coated pans or skillets, so what kind do you use? Not just cast iron I hope?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0901:04 PM
Hey I've gotten some good food advice here but I have a weird question. If I eat pussy for 30 minutes how long do I have to spend on the cardio machine to burn that off?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0905:28 PM
Quote: Well it's the new year and one of my resolutions was to actually start posting. I have been enjoying this forum for over a year but never got around to signing up. The second resolution was to get back in shape. This may sound a little wierd asking for health tips on a porn board but what the hell. My problem is that a few years ago I went through a battle with lymphatic cancer. Stage 3B. Went from 155 to 112 and then because of chemo (and over-eating) I swelled up to 232. I have cut out soda and most fried foods and am down to 212 but my eating habits suck ass. There is NO way I could stop eating meat completely. (Kinda like Christianxxx ha ha) Any body here been through the joys of chemo and know the best way to get back into shape and the types of food I should be eating?
Congrats on beating that bitch. I don't subscribe to the "no meat is healthier" theory. I just cut it for my own reasons. I think the key to most of it is to not be so dogmatic about it all.
Having said that, cutting meat isn't that difficult. Cutting the other shit is. I have plenty of vegetarian friends that eat horribly. Coke is poison, man. There's about 10 teaspoons of sugar in each can of that shit. It gets easier the less you drink it. Sugar cravings are a bitch, once you start making it a habit.
Oh... and run. A few days a week. Pace yourself. That weight will just fall off.
Gia's water suggestion is right on. Great advantages come with drinking the daily required amount. Now if I could just cut out the coffee ...I don't see that happening.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0905:33 PM
I've cut soda out completely, but running is out. I used to run 2 miles everyday in the Army, a lot of it on concrete, and it fucked my legs and knees up! I am going to start on the cardio machines. Elliptical's seem to be ok for me but you look like a goofus while your on it. I havn't had junk food (chips cookies) in over a week! It is not that I am craving them but I eat out of boardom more than anything.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0905:57 PM
Quote: Hey I've gotten some good food advice here but I have a weird question. If I eat pussy for 30 minutes how long do I have to spend on the cardio machine to burn that off?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0906:03 PM
You are right Gia about soda, but if you cut junk food like Mcd or any shit like that the result will be even better, one thing I noticed last summer on a trip to Italy, most people are slim and very well fit, they eat pasta almost every day but there's no Mcd or BK.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0906:08 PM
I am switching over to the 6 meal a day routine next week. trying to find the best place to buy myloplex shakes and bars. I like the body for life routine. Easy to remember but changes enough not to get board
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0906:08 PM
Quote:
Quote: I make my own V8.
Quote:
Hey Baby G. What's your recipe for homemade V-8? Also you had mentioned not to use teflon coated pans or skillets, so what kind do you use? Not just cast iron I hope?
Cast iron or iron is good. I know the clean up sucks, but use just a small tad of butter or coconut oil. Cooking oil (because heating them changes the fatty acid chain for the worse) and processed food crap in a can Pam should be on your no-list. Also, the more raw foods you implement, the less cooked pans you'll have to clean. Don't cook in foil either. Just like Teflon, who wants heated plastic and aluminum seeping into their food?
Ok, to make a V8,
tomatos, green or red peppers (i like what's sweeter) lemon (yes, from an actual lemon. squeeze it!) water
And blend on high.
Feel free to experiment with different veggies to make the Chemo Kid V8 just the right kinda tasty for YOU. Some people like to add a thin slice of green apple to sweeten it up.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0906:11 PM
Quote: I am switching over to the 6 meal a day routine next week. trying to find the best place to buy myloplex shakes and bars. I like the body for life routine. Easy to remember but changes enough not to get board
Those bars are anywhere from 200-300 calories and Myoplex isn't neccessary once you have meals and snacks made from real, actual food. Bananas are my fave energy bar when I need fast food on the go. I eat them in the car on the way to the Valley.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0906:17 PM
Get protein from food. real food.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0906:17 PM
Not that this discussion isn't fascinating, but when did General Porno Talk become General Nutrition Talk?
Okay Gia, here's another inappropriate question for you: The ongoing drama at AVN temporarily leaves you without a photography gig. To make the rent, you have two equally unappealing offers:
A) Brandon decides to pair you with his good buddy Ryan Knox; or
B) Tritone somehow manages to acquire enough funds for a private.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0906:31 PM
Quote: Not that this discussion isn't fascinating, but when did General Porno Talk become General Nutrition Talk?
Okay Gia, here's another inappropriate question for you: The ongoing drama at AVN temporarily leaves you without a photography gig. To make the rent, you have two equally unappealing offers:
A) Brandon decides to pair you with his good buddy Ryan Knox; or
B) Tritone somehow manages to acquire enough funds for a private.
Which is it?
Wow. That's like asking who do you want as a leader...Hitler or Mussolini?
No matter where I work, I never try to rely on it because no job is secure. I'm always trying to get more photo gigs outside of them. I'm an artist, but I want to be a smart business person, too. If AVN one day god forbid collapsed, it would be like losing my family and best friends all in one. They mean a lot more to me than just money.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/05/0908:19 PM
'bindi' is Sanskrit for 'red bingo chip'
Gia, would any of your relatives from Pakistan try to take you out in an honor killing if they knew details of your lifestyle? (not wearing a bindi, anal sex with infidels, speaking without permission ETC)
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/06/0903:24 PM
Not sure if I could handle that. The methed out pws seem to have a mind of their own. I'd still want them to keep fucking on film after they got clean, though.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/06/0904:33 PM
This one is for Tritone (who i really miss btw):
Have you ever gotten down with a brotha in real life? If you met someone of the tinted persuasion and he was actually super down and funny and a raw foodie would you consider it?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/06/0911:13 PM
thanks for your reply about the cokes and stuff G. I actually bought a water purifier and have just been drinking water, soymilk, tea, and coffee. Aaaand today i had celery/carrot sticks and hummus for lunch at work. I already like hummus but it was really good with the veggies.
this thread's kinda opened up my eyes about some stuff. and that's really cool, considering this site's about anuses and vaginas, which are really cool too.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/07/0908:53 AM
Quote: This one is for Tritone (who i really miss btw):
Have you ever gotten down with a brotha in real life? If you met someone of the tinted persuasion and he was actually super down and funny and a raw foodie would you consider it?
I find it fascinating that a group of people refers to themselves as 'brothas' and demand to be taken seriously at the same time. On related topic, I'm glad tritone is gone.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/07/0911:26 AM
Quote: have just been drinking water, soymilk, tea, and coffee.
If you're trying to buttkiss Gia, might I suggest not telling her you drink soymilk. She only ranted about the evils of soymilk more than a dozen times. It's almond milk, people. ALMOND MILK!
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/07/0911:43 AM
yeah, i remember reading at least one of her rants on soymilk. i've never tried almond milk though. i figured that soymilk > a ton of sugar water, so i'm on the right track at least.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/07/0909:30 PM
As part of my monthlong effort to download all of Brazzers before my membership runs out, I came across a great Gia scene with enother whore named Kamila and some random stunt dick. Just...thanks for letting me drain my testicles to that scene, it was beautiful, edgy, artistic, intense.
Is Gia a whore? Guilty as charged. Gloriously so. Verdict set aside.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/09/0906:42 PM
Gia, has a guy ever dumped you, or ended a date abruptly, or used you for sex then never called or avoided you after finding out you were/are a porn star?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/10/0908:21 PM
Quote: If you're trying to buttkiss Gia, might I suggest not telling her you drink soymilk. She only ranted about the evils of soymilk more than a dozen times. It's almond milk, people. ALMOND MILK!
Whatfuckingever, man. Soymilk is good stuff. Beats the liquid meat shit.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/10/0908:52 PM
[panzer]Ever used milk instead of water for condensed tomato soup?!?! Then used a squeeze-bottle of ketchup to make labyrinthine designs on top?!?!? YUMMMM!!![/panzer]
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/11/0901:27 PM
Quote:
Quote: This one is for Tritone (who i really miss btw):
Have you ever gotten down with a brotha in real life? If you met someone of the tinted persuasion and he was actually super down and funny and a raw foodie would you consider it?
I find it fascinating that a group of people refers to themselves as 'brothas' and demand to be taken seriously at the same time. On related topic, I'm glad tritone is gone.
I am not "gone", just an infrequent visitor. I will say, however, that my experience with some truly annoying "tunnel vision" posters on another board has caused me to revisit my singular focus on IR.
On this "other" (non sex) board, these small group of posters took up a particular issue and beat it to the ground. Posting incessantly about it in every thread -- far long after they had made their point. It annoyed the SHIT out of me, and it got me thinking.
If my discussions of IR were in any way as "whiny" as these guys, I offer my apology.
I'm not changing my stance - just realizing that after a while, you can wear out your welcome, no matter how much sense your argument makes.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/11/0901:33 PM
Quote:
B) Tritone somehow manages to acquire enough funds for a private.
Which is it?
Ha! You assume I'd need to compensate Gia for her time. You forget that I have the charm and swagger to pull her for real. I have no doubt we would hit it off!
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/11/0902:16 PM
Quote:
Quote:
B) Tritone somehow manages to acquire enough funds for a private.
Which is it?
Ha! You assume I'd need to compensate Gia for her time. You forget that I have the charm and swagger to pull her for real. I have no doubt we would hit it off!
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/11/0902:42 PM
You actually picked a good time to take a break Tritone. There was a rash of uncreative nigger-bashing that went on for a period. I'm afraid it might have been enough to drive off xxxbit and Big Calm and I hate that.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 01/15/0907:33 AM
It is so good to be missed.....even if it is only on the internet...
I have be wrapped up with teaching and cheerleading . I don't coach anymore more but i do help organize the state competition and judge. I have also been finishing up this whole foster parenting thing and the close I get the more nervous I get so I start dragging my feet on things.....Teaching has required me to take some new classes this year as I was the only teacher in my building to receive an interactive board....so to prevent me from having a 4k glorified overhead projector I had to learn how to interact with it.
It was great for the election....and yes...I was able to make Michigan bounce too.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/12/0907:17 PM
Quote:
Quote: What do you eat Gia that's a guilty pleasure? You eat all healthy but what's the one thing that you can't resist that you normally don't eat?
Steak. Pepperidge Farm goldfish crackers. Pizza.
Tube Steak? For real Filet Mignon or what and hows it prepared? I had a Filet from this Steak House up the road...Pan seared in condensed wine sauce with crumbled bleu cheese topping
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/12/0909:20 PM
Not pointed at you Gia, but maybe you'll have some input. It seems to me that alot of girls that call themselves Vegans are actually anorexic. Or sometimes its just maybe they do it wrong and have an incomplete diet. Which leads to alot of muscle wasteing, and very messy anal scenes...pfffff Anyway things I'd really like to know about you....Whats your favorite position?(9 times outta 10 girls say doggie) So how about what turns you on? (being that your soo been there done that)
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/13/0912:35 AM
Quote: Tube Steak? For real Filet Mignon or what and hows it prepared? I had a Filet from this Steak House up the road...Pan seared in condensed wine sauce with crumbled bleu cheese topping
Filet mignon prepared in as little grease and garbage as possible. As rare as possible. Just plain. Nothing on it. Bonus points if I just get a steak tartar.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/13/0908:06 AM
It is a well known fact that you are a nigger hating whore.If only porn had more whores like you.But since your a whore your dignity has a price.How much will tritone have to pay to stick his love between your legs.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/13/0910:50 AM
Quote: It is a well known fact that you are a nigger hating whore.If only porn had more whores like you.But since your a whore your dignity has a price.How much will tritone have to pay to stick his love between your legs.
So she hates jungle bunnies just because she doesn't want to fuck them? You must be Tritone's alt.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/15/0903:08 AM
Quote: do you think that mankind would have survived without eating meat?
do you think that early man should not have started to cook food and instead should have continued to eat raw grass and leaves like his ape cousins?
Mankind developed the ability to "choose" whether or not to eat meat FROM MEAT's amino acids that helped develop our neo-cortex. Vegans are full of shit.. I have never met a healthy vegan. They all look like pale grey aliens. AND they shit up a porn set like a bulldog who was fed a laxative. Duke
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/15/0903:27 AM
Quote:
Quote: do you think that mankind would have survived without eating meat?
do you think that early man should not have started to cook food and instead should have continued to eat raw grass and leaves like his ape cousins?
Mankind developed the ability to "choose" whether or not to eat meat FROM MEAT's amino acids that helped develop our neo-cortex. Vegans are full of shit.. I have never met a healthy vegan. They all look like pale grey aliens. AND they shit up a porn set like a bulldog who was fed a laxative. Duke
Those are the vegans who fill up on mostly grains and pre-packaged vegan food. They barely eat any fruit or vegetables. Those are the unhealthy vegans, absolutely.
Regarding Coke's question, it's still an ongoing debate even on food forums. Where humans meant to be veg? Or omnivore? Personally, I don't think either way is unhealthy. The optimum diet for both/either vegs or meat eaters should be MOSTLY plant based, filled with raw (uncooked) vegs and fruit.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/15/0903:44 AM
Quote: Here are my questions:
1.What is wrong with grains?We're supposed to eat them,that's why the lord Gia-ho-va put them here.
2.Given your diet,what would you eat before doing a Facial Abuse scene?
3.Any long term problems with your asshole from doing all that anal?
4.Have you met August Knight?Is she a cunt?Could you convince her to do Latina Abuse?
5.Would you ever invite Annette Schwartz over to gossip while sipping each other's urine?
1. I get more nutritional value from uncooked vegetables than a cooked grain.
2. I don't eat before scenes, and definitely no coffee. Very dehydrating and your spit will look brown. Not cute.
3. No problems.
4. She's actually very nice, but she prefers being in more glamorous porn. I'll tell her Duke will throw in a chaise lounge.
5. I'd rather just hang out gossiping at a coffee shop with Annette Schwatz in Germany and sneak into the men's bathrm. I love watching guys piss, but I'm not into piss play. Watching them piss is like watching them do something so male but not sexual. Like how you guys watch us put on lipstick.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/15/0909:49 AM
Quote: Regarding Coke's question, it's still an ongoing debate even on food forums. Where humans meant to be veg? Or omnivore? Personally, I don't think either way is unhealthy. The optimum diet for both/either vegs or meat eaters should be MOSTLY plant based, filled with raw (uncooked) vegs and fruit.
Where else would hunter-gatherers have obtained the compact protein/energy that meat provides? Is there enough time in the day to do that much gathering?
Doesn't man need vitamin b12? Where else besides meat would early man have obtained this vitamin?
Why would it be more healthy to eat raw when your ancestors survived/evolved with cooked foods for thousands of years? Wouldn't your bod be expecting cooked foods? Cooked food is often easier to digest and more free of germs/bacteria.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/15/0901:03 PM
Quote:
PS: you skipped this question:
have you ever provided sexual favors to a boss or potential boss to secure employment? what were the circumstances?
As a stripper, I suspect a few club owners would have hit you up.
I've never been in a position where I had to. I'm not sure I'd trade sex for an opportunity. I wouldn't trust the person offering. Those trade offs aren't guaranteed enough for me to risk the effort.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/15/0905:06 PM
WHAT???
I'm just as confused as you are. I've never done a beastiality scene and the only movie I wore that outfit for was in a scene with Nick Manning. Some might consider him an animal, but this is seriously a stretch for this company. Why wouldn't they use a bigger name girl to trick the viewer into thinking their fave porn star was doing a beastiality scene?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/15/0905:14 PM
I noticed that as well. I don't get it. I've never even done a scene in a barn for a feature film. The Nick Manning scene I suspect it's from was shot in a house on a bed in Northridge. Fancy.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/15/0905:16 PM
Quote: WHAT???
I'm just as confused as you are. I've never done a beastiality scene and the only movie I wore that outfit for was in a scene with Nick Manning. Some might consider him an animal, but this is seriously a stretch for this company. Why wouldn't they use a bigger name girl to trick the viewer into thinking their fave porn star was doing a beastiality scene?
Maybe you looked like a chick that would fuck a farm animal to the people who did the cover art. lol. I can see it now that you have been presented in that light.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/15/0911:20 PM
That box cover is just like the ads that Leisure Time would run in the back of low end skin mags about a decade or so ago. They'd run a picture from an artsy porn flick that contained a woman riding a horse to the ranch where she gets it on with one of the cowboys. They'd put enough of those on the cover to confuse the potential buyer that they would be getting an animal flick only it wasn't.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/15/0911:29 PM
Quote: That box cover is just like the ads that Leisure Time would run in the back of low end skin mags about a decade or so ago. They'd run a picture from an artsy porn flick that contained a woman riding a horse to the ranch where she gets it on with one of the cowboys. They'd put enough of those on the cover to confuse the potential buyer that they would be getting an animal flick only it wasn't.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/15/0911:30 PM
Quote:
Quote: That box cover is just like the ads that Leisure Time would run in the back of low end skin mags about a decade or so ago. They'd run a picture from an artsy porn flick that contained a woman riding a horse to the ranch where she gets it on with one of the cowboys. They'd put enough of those on the cover to confuse the potential buyer that they would be getting an animal flick only it wasn't.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/16/0907:22 AM
Quote:
Quote:
PS: you skipped this question:
have you ever provided sexual favors to a boss or potential boss to secure employment? what were the circumstances?
As a stripper, I suspect a few club owners would have hit you up.
I've never been in a position where I had to. I'm not sure I'd trade sex for an opportunity. I wouldn't trust the person offering. Those trade offs aren't guaranteed enough for me to risk the effort.
Would or did you ever trade sex for goods or services, like clothing or car repairs.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/16/0911:16 AM
Quote:
Quote:
PS: you skipped this question:
have you ever provided sexual favors to a boss or potential boss to secure employment? what were the circumstances?
As a stripper, I suspect a few club owners would have hit you up.
I've never been in a position where I had to. I'm not sure I'd trade sex for an opportunity. I wouldn't trust the person offering. Those trade offs aren't guaranteed enough for me to risk the effort.
Yeah you're stupid if you think having sex with someone will give you an opportunity. I remember one director once said that it appeared he was being offered sex by some reasonably well known actress for a movie role but he passed. Apparently she then tried with his co-director ( I think it may have been the Coen brothers who said this - I can't remember )
I think usually it will all come to nothing. There have been some aussie actresses who have had relationships with some Hollywood people in an attempt to get ahead. I remember hearing about some soapie actress who was suddenly in a relationship with David Spade!!! She was quitting her TV show and was apparently "moving to Hollywood" for a new life but a couple of weeks later was back in Australia again and David Spade was linked to some other girl. I can't remember if she got her old job back or not
Theres another Aussie actress Krista Vendy who was asked to the Oscars by crusty old woman abuser William Hurt. Her father told the aussie media that being seen on the red carpet might help with her Hollywood ambitions. The next morning after the Oscars she told her longterm boyfriend that he was dumped and she moved in with William. I don't know how her Hollywood ambitions have progressed but I haven't heard much from her in the last few years although I think she is still in a relationship with William
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/16/0901:23 PM
Gia, ever been to an AA meeting? Ever fuck an AA guy on film? In real life? Ever give an AA guy a lap dance? Are you prejudiced against recovering alcoholics twice your age that live in campers? If you and an AA guy were alone in the desert and a rattlesnake bit his dick, would you suck it?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/16/0901:25 PM
[amos]Let me ax ya another queshun Miss Gia. If dere wuz uh black person in yo' sight would ya breath da air since dey might breathed da same air or would ya hold yo' breath as long as ya could?[/andy]
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/16/0904:12 PM
Quote: [amos]Let me ax ya another queshun Miss Gia. If dere wuz uh black person in yo' sight would ya breath da air since dey might breathed da same air or would ya hold yo' breath as long as ya could?[/andy]
What's funny is that I am still so unsure about Gia's true feelings towards blacks that I can't write this off as a ridiculous question.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/16/0909:21 PM
Quote: Gia,
When you were working as a dancer, did you ever perform a lapdance for a black customer?
If so, did he have to hail you over or did you come offer?
Tritone, I have done lapdances for all races but black men the least. Black men usually said no when I would sit down and engage in conversation at their table and eventually ask for a dance. I guess they just weren't into me.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/16/0909:25 PM
Quote: Gia, ever been to an AA meeting? Ever fuck an AA guy on film? In real life? Ever give an AA guy a lap dance? Are you prejudiced against recovering alcoholics twice your age that live in campers? If you and an AA guy were alone in the desert and a rattlesnake bit his dick, would you suck it?
Tritone, you ain't helping.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Never been to an AA meeting, but I was on a first date once and the guy said he had make a stop somewhere first before dinner, and it turned out to be an SA (sex addicts) meeting.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/16/0910:11 PM
Quote:
Quote: Gia,
When you were working as a dancer, did you ever perform a lapdance for a black customer?
If so, did he have to hail you over or did you come offer?
Tritone, I have done lapdances for all races but black men the least. Black men usually said no when I would sit down and engage in conversation at their table and eventually ask for a dance. I guess they just weren't into me.
Those brothers didn't know what they were missing. If it were me, you would leave work that night with a FAT wad of $20s and a belly full of free drinks.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/16/0910:17 PM
Tritone: You are so, so, sad.
Sorry dude, I like talking gaming with you but your posts in this thread push the envelope of pathetic. You lick the envelope of pathetic and cut your tongue on it.
Seeing you post is like watching salt poured on a slug.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/17/0910:18 AM
Quote: Tritone: You are so, so, sad.
Sorry dude, I like talking gaming with you but your posts in this thread push the envelope of pathetic. You lick the envelope of pathetic and cut your tongue on it.
Seeing you post is like watching salt poured on a slug.
Conquistador,
I like you too and enjoy our talks outside of porn. Please bear with me as I work through these IR demons. I feel that once I find a new GF in real life and start having mind blowing sex, I won't pay XXXPT and ADT so much attention.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/18/0903:22 AM
Gia, who's the ugliest guy you've ever fucked in porn? Ever done any ill-fated lesbian scenes where some chick's smelly snatch caused you to leave the room?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/14/0910:14 PM
Gia,
I hope you're not ignoring this thread to re-establish boundaries. It's much to late for that. Collectively we've come to feel that we own you, much like bratty kids who think they own their parents.
Now, please tell us, when was the last time you left a skid mark in your panties?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/14/0910:29 PM
Quote: Gia, who's the ugliest guy you've ever fucked in porn? Ever done any ill-fated lesbian scenes where some chick's smelly snatch caused you to leave the room?
Let's just say that day, I definitely took one for Team LA Direct. As far as chicks, I've gotten pretty lucky with their looks and hygiene.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/15/0901:08 AM
why did you avoid the question of doing privates? You do them. All you porn whores do them. So just admit it already, You're a whore who does the occasional private to supplement your thirty thousand dollar a year job as a photographer for AVN and so you can prove to your sugar daddy you can contribute to the house hold income. Pull your own fluctuating weight.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/15/0903:26 AM
Quote: why did you avoid the question of doing privates? You do them. All you porn whores do them. So just admit it already, You're a whore who does the occasional private to supplement your thirty thousand dollar a year job as a photographer for AVN and so you can prove to your sugar daddy you can contribute to the house hold income. Pull your own fluctuating weight.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/15/0906:50 AM
AVN isn't the only company I shoot for. I also photo assist. Thanks for worrying about my finances, mom. And sugar daddy? That'd be nice! I could shoot in Louboutons instead of these old, ratty Vans. Or would you prefer I carry my photo equipment in Louis Vuitton suitcases? Gawd, LV stuff is so tacky.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/15/0907:51 AM
Quote:
Quote: Gia, who's the ugliest guy you've ever fucked in porn? Ever done any ill-fated lesbian scenes where some chick's smelly snatch caused you to leave the room?
Let's just say that day, I definitely took one for Team LA Direct. As far as chicks, I've gotten pretty lucky with their looks and hygiene.
Like Ed Powers and Ron Jeremy have said - they give hope to all us average guys that maybe we too might have a chance with hot chicks!
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/15/0908:01 AM
Quote:
Quote:
Quote: Gia, who's the ugliest guy you've ever fucked in porn? Ever done any ill-fated lesbian scenes where some chick's smelly snatch caused you to leave the room?
Let's just say that day, I definitely took one for Team LA Direct. As far as chicks, I've gotten pretty lucky with their looks and hygiene.
Like Ed Powers and Ron Jeremy have said - they give hope to all us average guys that maybe we too might have a chance with hot chicks!
Bullshit. If you are willing to pay enough money any fugly loser can get a piece of ass off a hot whore. Hope has nothing to do with it.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/17/0910:53 AM
Quote: AVN isn't the only company I shoot for. I also photo assist. Thanks for worrying about my finances, mom. And sugar daddy? That'd be nice! I could shoot in Louboutons instead of these old, ratty Vans. Or would you prefer I carry my photo equipment in Louis Vuitton suitcases? Gawd, LV stuff is so tacky.
I would love to see you you shoot in Louboutins , but I love Vans too.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/17/0903:12 PM
Gia, if there was an Aladdin porn flick... (Don't know if there is one already. Hypothetically speaking, there will be one made.) Would you come out of retirement to play the role of Princess Jasmine?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/17/0906:28 PM
Quote: Thank you, but I don't think I can do Princess Jasmine justice. Now what if you had a tempting offer to play Ariel?
Silly girl. *pats butt* I think you could totally pull it off. I on the other hand, not so much. Life on my knees scrubbing floors and talking to imaginary mice is just fine as is, plus I am camera shy.
Back to you. So besides Coke Stevenson and Mark J(Who is hands fuckin' down XPT's best poster, like ever!) Who are some your favorite posters?
What are somethings about your life you regret?
If you could change something about XPT, what would it be?
How has your life gotten better since quitting porn?
Soundtrack of you life? (list as many songs as you'd like)
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/22/0910:18 AM
Quote:
Quote: Thank you, but I don't think I can do Princess Jasmine justice. Now what if you had a tempting offer to play Ariel?
Silly girl. *pats butt* I think you could totally pull it off. I on the other hand, not so much. Life on my knees scrubbing floors and talking to imaginary mice is just fine as is, plus I am camera shy.
Back to you. So besides Coke Stevenson and Mark J(Who is hands fuckin' down XPT's best poster, like ever!) Who are some your favorite posters?
What are somethings about your life you regret?
If you could change something about XPT, what would it be?
How has your life gotten better since quitting porn?
Soundtrack of you life? (list as many songs as you'd like)
Last but not least...
Where's Uncle B?, is he your Uncle too?
Thanks in advance.
This thread needs to be fucking closed... what is inappropriate about those fucking question.. Sounds like some TEEN BEATOFF AVDtalk fanboy shit to me...
Fucks sake... " gia could pweees come out of retirement and play a role that is thrity years younger than you in a porno parody....?
then she answers with "I want to play the little mermaid"
Seing GIA as either is like the buzz kill of seeing this...
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/22/0911:04 AM
Natty Gayweather said:
Quote: This thread needs to be fucking closed... what is inappropriate about those fucking question.. Sounds like some TEEN BEATOFF AVDtalk fanboy shit to me...
Fucks sake... " gia could pweees come out of
.retirement and play a role that is thrity years younger *than you in a porno parody....?
then she answers with "I want to play the little mermaid"
<snip>
? Talk about grasping the obvious. Not too far off my teens. Gender: irrelevant.
Awww, how sweet and thoughtful. I don't even know who you are and you're already giving me gifts. Thanks. <3
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/22/0911:43 AM
I originally did want this THREAD to be hott raunchy and wood inspiring centering on cum gobbler extraordinaire Baby Gian Jerkitz (along with satirical and funny-smartalecky and intelligently sarcastic.)
Why couldnt someone else sincerely ask Gia "What is the most splooge you have gobbled in a month?" or "When you are on your knees with your mouth open waiting for a guy to ejaculate onto your tongue, what do you focus on to keep yourself turned on and into it? His eyes, his dick, or what you are going to buy at Neiman Marcus with the money you are making??"
it could be ripping good stuff boys and gurlz, because non of you appreciate just what we have in the form of such a hott, servicey whore like Gia here at XPT....that's not asskissing or fanboism, that's just reality.
And as much as I lurv gia, it is a general purpose luv, I still want to cook, buy stuff for, and throat fuck Holly more....but she is married now or engaged or something so I'm told...doo doo doo, doo doo doo de de doo doo doo dum IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM??!?!?! d d d duh duh dum IS SHE REALLY GONNA TAKE HIM HOME TONIGHT?? IS SHE REALLY GOING OUT WITH HIM?? IF MY EYES DONT DECEIVE ME THERE's SOMETHING GONE WRONG AROUND HERE.....
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/22/0911:59 AM
^^^^ Not my fault you dont watch VH-1 Classics or remember Joe Jackson. Geeez
What the fuck do you people want or expect? I have wasted all my best writings, thoughts, musings and insight in the past 4 years....go back and reasd me threads from January 2005 through last summer (2008)....it was all wasted, now I just appeal to the lowest common denominator, and do.write/say whatever I fucking feel like depending on how hard my dick is or how high I am.
Besides, Gia knows me and what's what...Holly too. Even Smelly Monkey understands me....hates my guts, but understands me.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/22/0912:08 PM
Just so Wheels doesn't feel like his hard work has gone to waste, I will happily jump in here.
Gia - Do you ever find yourself in your personal life wishing the random schmoe you are fucking was in the business? Do you ever yearn for, when he blows his load 5 minutes into one of your sloppy blowjobs, him to be able to pop on queue like the guys that used to fuck you for cash?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/22/0902:10 PM
Quote: Y'all are just fanboys for Gia. You got no standing criticizing ADT.
She'll gladly eat up all this attention as well. But I bet you ain't gettin' no digits if you meet her in person.
Yes, but look at Willie. After cultivating an internet relationship with Gia for 5 years, he got 5 extra minutes of chit chat with her when he stood in her line at the porn convention. The other guys standing in line had to be kicking themselves.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/22/0903:46 PM
Quote:
Why couldnt someone else sincerely ask Gia "What is the most splooge you have gobbled in a month?" or "When you are on your knees with your mouth open waiting for a guy to ejaculate onto your tongue, what do you focus on to keep yourself turned on and into it? His eyes, his dick, or what you are going to buy at Neiman Marcus with the money you are making??"
This is going to be LONGWINDED. In the spirit of a Burg post, get ready for the math equation for the most cum-filled month in my life.
Alrighty, given that the average amount of splooge is probably 1 TBS.
1 TSP = 15ml
4 [4 (15ml) + 5 (15ml) ]
That's 1 month of 4 scenes/week + my bf who probably came in my mouth 5 days/week.
= 540 ml
Oh damn, I forgot some of those scenes were multiple guys, so let's change that first part to 6 (15 ml). That's an extra 110 ml of cum gobbling! Thus, our final answer
=650 ml
That's nearly 1 Litre of cum!!! What a fucking whore I am! :bananacremebrulee:
Backstory to my slutty Vie en Cum:
The first year I was in porn, I had no agent and flew out to shoot whenever my mood saw fit from Las Vegas where I had just moved to from Seattle. I mostly shot with Elegant Angel and love the look of William H's movies.
Thereafter, I decided since I liked performing so much, I should do some research so I could make some serious cash. I noticed the industry climate was leaning more towards agencies than independent girls because it ensures that the girls is going to show up and it's an easy way for the companies to discover new faces. My face got a lot of splooge.
My 2nd month at LA Direct, I was booked 4x/week. I also started dating a guy (no, he was not a dirk diggler; he was a civilian. hey burg, he went to bennington in the era of ellis' dress to get laid parties).
Now, regarding
Quote: When you are on your knees with your mouth open waiting for a guy to ejaculate onto your tongue, what do you focus on to keep yourself turned on and into it? His eyes, his dick, or what you are going to buy at Neiman Marcus with the money you are making??
Just being engaged in the act itself turns me on. In many ways, it's more sexual than fucking. As far as visually, his cock, his eyes, that diagonal stretch of muscles that go from his waist to the cock, the blond hairs on his arm backlit from the window, the way the corners of his mouth get stern, his hands, the taste of pre-cum on that first lick...
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/22/0911:38 PM
Now that was the type of insider information that was useful
A follow up question, Gia.
Since you've been out of the performing biz for a while how has this affected your sperm intake? How often do you get your elixir? Do you ever tell the bf that your hungry and for him to produce a snack right now? Do you feel you're getting enough spooge? If not are you looking for volunteers?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/22/0911:57 PM
Thanks, Dean. I see some grammar mistakes in my post above and its too late to change them. Shit like that will loom over me like The Minion over a tiny, helpless Jersey Jaxin. In my everyday non-screen life, the amount of cum I consume is dependent upon my relationship status. I'm not into being with guys as one night stands, so relationships are the only time I get cum. Sorry. I'm very boring.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/23/0912:12 AM
Quote: Gia when you think back on your porn career what 3 scenes come to mind first and why?
Glazed and Confused (Elegant Angel/Dir: William H) My first movie! I was so nervous about doing a good job and the scene went by so fast that I was sad when it was over. I drove away that evening with secret pride as Laurel Canyon winded down to Sunset.
Wet Dreams Cum True 2 (Zero Tolerance/ Dir: Wendy Knight) Everything went right. Every move I made felt right. Every position. I had wanted to work with Euro stunt cock David Perry for a while. I looked amazing and they did my make-up perfectly. I don't even think there was traffic that day.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/23/0912:13 AM
One Dyson suck Machine, you earned it, cuz the number of jerker offers who will jerking off after meditating on your post is vicariously equivalent to at least two escorting (real Life) calls with middle aged fat men....call me tomorrow with days when it can be delivered when you are homey home.
How many guys do you think are jerking off right now into their wife's, girlfriend's, mother's, sister's baking measuring spoons?
See how servicey Gia is? I would have been happy with a simple binge-purge story from her high school days :bananabarfola:
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/23/0912:57 AM
Insightful creative flashbang before i goes to sleeps:
Reality vs Fantasy, vicarious seperation....we witness baby g gobble, yank our weiners to exhaustion, then carry on with life in abnormal-yet-fulfilling friendship with Gia's other qaulities.....but when you write her here and captivate her mind, you are, in essence splooging in her skull all the same.
Think about it....and she may be demanding, but is not unappreciative.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/23/0903:20 PM
Quote:
Quote: Gia when you think back on your porn career what 3 scenes come to mind first and why?
Wet Dreams Cum True 2 (Zero Tolerance/ Dir: Wendy Knight) Everything went right. Every move I made felt right. Every position. I had wanted to work with Euro stunt cock David Perry for a while. I looked amazing and they did my make-up perfectly. I don't even think there was traffic that day.
Thats the Zone...when everything is just free flowing and going right
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/25/0910:24 PM
hi gia, out of all our late convo's, emotional pick me ups when needed, we have been pretty tight since we began talking, and I have to say oddly enough, you are an important person in my life. But I can't figure out why you wont answer this question which I have asked you 100 times. Will you or wont you ever take a dump on my chest?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/25/0911:40 PM
Quote: hi gia, out of all our late convo's, emotional pick me ups when needed, we have been pretty tight since we began talking, and I have to say oddly enough, you are an important person in my life. But I can't figure out why you wont answer this question which I have asked you 100 times. Will you or wont you ever take a dump on my chest?
One of your best buds, Duke
You should be ashamed of yourself for asking that question so long after you first chose the smut path in life and all the scorn that comes with it. Has it all amounted to nothing? It's not "will she or won't she"? It's "how much"?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/26/0912:03 PM
Quote:
Gia,
Did you ever have an embarrassing incident where you passed gas or let out a little poo during one of your many anal scenes?
I understand this is fairly common. Taylor Rain was nicknamed "the leaker".
True story: In the middle of an anal scene I had with Taylor Rain a hard piece of black "rubber" came shooting out her butthole. I stopped for a second to study it ...and once I realized what it was organic material I kicked it to the side, hitting the camera man in the chest like a black hockey puck ..... and I kept on going. The show must go on.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/26/0904:44 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Gia,
Did you ever have an embarrassing incident where you passed gas or let out a little poo during one of your many anal scenes?
I understand this is fairly common. Taylor Rain was nicknamed "the leaker".
True story: In the middle of an anal scene I had with Taylor Rain a hard piece of black "rubber" came shooting out her butthole. I stopped for a second to study it ...and once I realized what it was organic material I kicked it to the side, hitting the camera man in the chest like a black hockey puck ..... and I kept on going. The show must go on.
She must have a high fiber diet. Did you spot any corn in this thing?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/26/0910:45 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Gia,
Did you ever have an embarrassing incident where you passed gas or let out a little poo during one of your many anal scenes?
I understand this is fairly common. Taylor Rain was nicknamed "the leaker".
True story: In the middle of an anal scene I had with Taylor Rain a hard piece of black "rubber" came shooting out her butthole. I stopped for a second to study it ...and once I realized what it was organic material I kicked it to the side, hitting the camera man in the chest like a black hockey puck ..... and I kept on going. The show must go on.
She must of been prairie doggin it and one side was exposed to the air, causing it to harden. Simple case of Assteroids. Duke
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 08/07/0911:40 PM
Quote: Gia,
Would you film a raunchy threesome scene with your parents for $500,000? (including anal with Dad, fisting with Mom etc etc)
If not $500,000, what about a million?
Did I finally reach Gia's tipping point when it comes to bad taste? Or do you think she's still thinking it over? I'm drunk. Someone help me figure this out.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 08/17/0902:24 PM
Quote: Gia, Would you film a raunchy threesome scene with your parents for $500,000? (including anal with Dad, fisting with Mom etc etc) If not $500,000, what about a million?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 08/26/0906:08 PM
Quote:
Quote: Gia, Would you film a raunchy threesome scene with your parents for $500,000? (including anal with Dad, fisting with Mom etc etc) If not $500,000, what about a million?
We will call it "The Aristocrats"
^^^ I guess NO ONE watches Penn & Teller around here
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 08/29/0912:33 AM
Quote:
Quote:
Quote: Gia, Would you film a raunchy threesome scene with your parents for $500,000? (including anal with Dad, fisting with Mom etc etc) If not $500,000, what about a million?
lol ds We will call it "The Aristocrats"
^^^ I guess NO ONE watches Penn & Teller around here
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 08/29/0901:44 PM
Quote: No, and please don't forever harass me about how I must be prejudice against chairs.
I am pretty sure she likes the kind with wheels...
When certain whores I have been hear me use the phrase "quintessential, pure expression of sincerely slutty sexuality", I show them this picture of baby g....it is why I always have, and always will love sluts, they are honest and up front about who they are, what they want and what they think of you and your ability to give them what they want.
Anyone notice how our colors blended and fit nicely in the scheme of things?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 08/29/0902:36 PM
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Quote: Anyone notice how our colors blended and fit nicely in the scheme of things?
Gay test?
I think the true gay test is if you have ever read one of the burglars posts from beginning to end.
On the positive side, I hear that they are being used by the International Olympic Committee as the only reliable test to determine which athletes have a Y chromosome.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 08/29/0906:36 PM
They color coordinated... yes?. Blue plaid with a with a blue wheel chair. Who does that?.
Normally I hate staged pics but I'm going to 5 star this one. That and the fact that Gias half sneer completes Burgs bird while not completely overshadowing the fact they are both wearing black pumps.
It's very strokeworthy and I have no doubt that Ted Kennedy was buried with a multitude of pictures just like this. Atta Burg!.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 08/31/0910:10 AM
I wanted to. But I didn't live in Los Angeles where there was access to porn opportunities. It was also a different time. Porn girls had big tits and even bigger hair.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 08/31/0910:36 AM
You're right. There were only a few people doing the porn newcomer thing where women weren't expected to be siliconed up. It must feel good at least to have never been in an Ed Powers or Randy West video.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 08/31/0909:28 PM
Quote: I wanted to. But I didn't live in Los Angeles where there was access to porn opportunities. It was also a different time. Porn girls had big tits and even bigger hair.
Seeing as how you seem to have anomosity towards your natural womanly curves. I have a question for about your standards of beauty..
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 08/31/0910:18 PM
it warrants repeating: Gia had the most comfy, nicest feeling ass of all the porn whores who sat in my lap, before or since that time this shot was taken. I cant describe it, it was like she was there and yet she wasnt. Her booty is fucking perfect: felt light as air, but firm enough to present a wonderful cushion when banging. It was a supreme test to not speed off and away with Miss Jerkinz and find a empty closet or room and use my upper body strength to subdue her and have my way...I'm not into rape or rape fantasies, but her coutenance, her outfit, her bod and her attitude just screamed "Rape ME!" in this moment in time. Plus something tells me a part of her would get off on it, and would prefer to be forcibly had versus me trying to be all nice and tender and sickeningly polite and loving in expressing how much I want to bust a load right down her fucking throat. She probably appreciates the guy that just does it more than the guy who asks permission.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 08/31/0910:27 PM
Quote:
Seeing as how you seem to have anomosity towards your natural womanly curves. I have a question for about your standards of beauty..
Simple test.
Fat Girl
or
Not a Fat girl
Kinda fat. Granted these bodies are more of the thick athletic variety, they'd look phenomenal if they shrunk down a dress size. The girl in the above shot has a nice hip : waist ratio, but I'd rather see those same proportions with smaller hips. Once the hips get small, the waist gets smaller, but over all it will be a leaner (yet still curvy) look.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/01/0904:23 AM
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Seeing as how you seem to have animosity towards your natural womanly curves. I have a question for about your standards of beauty..
Simple test.
Fat Girl
or
Not a Fat girl
Kinda fat. Granted these bodies are more of the thick athletic variety, they'd look phenomenal if they shrunk down a dress size. The girl in the above shot has a nice hip : waist ratio, but I'd rather see those same proportions with smaller hips. Once the hips get small, the waist gets smaller, but over all it will be a leaner (yet still curvy) look.
I think you're way off on the assessment of both those women, especially the first. I find it interesting that a woman's ideal of what is attractive is considerably way off of what a mans criteria is. If you analyze it women drive that "look"
"My ass is to big" "My legs are to thick" "It makes me look fat"
Ok.
Skinny Or Not Skinny
1)
2)
By the way it seems you are most comfortable sitting in mans lap. Is it from the many hours and years you spent in darkened smokey Gentleman's clubs working? Was the driving force for your eighteen year old self to be in porn because you wanted to be wanted, to be "famous", maybe it was a hunger for carnal exploration?
I had a friend of mine who was a long time dancer and she would get turned on dancing up on stage. It would really get her juices flowing literally, not all the time but often enough. Needles to say, she was later diagnosed as a sex addict. Was this an experience of yours?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/01/0907:26 AM
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Quote: G.sus.fuckin'.cHrist! No one can ever be too thin. You can never be too THIN.
Clothes always look good on a hanger, agree?
Women are into clothes. Men are interested in taking cloths off and inserting cock in moist warm areas on a woman's body.
Like I said, women drive the want to look like prepubescent boys for the sake of wanting their clothes to hang and drape.
Would you please get rid of the pic at the bottom of your posts. He looks like he just emerged from a deep coal mine. I see this shit where I live every day. Freaks me the fuck out !
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/01/0905:24 PM
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Quote: G.sus.fuckin'.cHrist! No one can ever be too thin. You can never be too THIN.
Clothes always look good on a hanger, agree?
Like I said, women drive the want to look like prepubescent boys for the sake of wanting their clothes to hang and drape.
Now this is just a theory...Gay guys design womens clothes, and hate curves. Women shouldn't buy into it, nor should they be on a Pie Diet. There has to be a happy medium.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0908:32 AM
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Ok.
Skinny Or Not Skinny
1)
2)
By the way it seems you are most comfortable sitting in mans lap. Is it from the many hours and years you spent in darkened smokey Gentleman's clubs working? Was the driving force for your eighteen year old self to be in porn because you wanted to be wanted, to be "famous", maybe it was a hunger for carnal exploration?
I had a friend of mine who was a long time dancer and she would get turned on dancing up on stage. It would really get her juices flowing literally, not all the time but often enough. Needles to say, she was later diagnosed as a sex addict. Was this an experience of yours?
Both these women have amazing bodies. I prefer the long, ectomorphic body style like these two ladies. It is sexy because it's elegant and you can see the nuances in the body structure more. Though, IF THEY WERE SKINNIER, THAT'D BE GREAT! Honestly, I'm happiest with my body when I'm thinner. No matter what anyone else tells me. I have a mirror. I know the truth.
For your 2nd question, I didn't get the nerve to strip until I was 24. As for wanting to do porn when I was 18, I was a porn fan and it looked exciting and the box covers looked like candy. All those pastel colors were dreamy. Sometimes if I watched a performer do a lame scene, I'd get angry and yell, "Wtf!!! If that was me, I'd tear that scene up!!"
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0911:26 AM
Gia why did you stop whoring yourself out? Are you too blown out? Do men still want date after watching you swallow multiple mopes on camera? Do you proudly display and discuss your body of work?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0901:24 PM
Quote: Gia why did you stop whoring yourself out? Are you too blown out? Do men still want date after watching you swallow multiple mopes on camera? Do you proudly display and discuss your body of work?
Hey BungMoney did you ever see someone as tight looking as Gia that was all blown out? Not like all BLOWN UP like your date the handy dandy Sexy Lexy Doll.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0902:05 PM
Ryan. Now that you're almost hard do you think it may be time to call a producer and let them know that in about five hours you will actually have a woody?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0904:52 PM
I have to say Gia, your psyche is beyond fascinating. Here you have made a living off of your look for years yet are still dissatisfied with it. I understand its a burden most women feel, a societal deficiency.
So, your poor body image stems from societal pressures and the fact that your antiquated perceived somatotype isn't ideal? Again beyond fascinating. Before I broach another Inappropriate/grasp of the obvious question, I have to ask that you do know that that line of thinking has been shot to hell for many years? Its tard Eugenics. Look at pictures of concentration camp victims from WWII, famine victims, or any other undernourished body; they are all "Ectomorphic".
Just Sayn.
You can be FIT, healthy, and have a round ass and solid legs Gia.
Back the the Thread Topic.
So from what I gather you watched porn in your adolescent years out of curiosity and pleasure. However you weren't brave enough to earn a living at sex work until 24. So were you closet slut from the ages of say 14-24? What breakthrough did you have that allowed you to openly display your slutty-ness? When you were a closet slut, did you ever do anything like take a break during work to go diddle yourself in the restroom?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0905:08 PM
Quote: Gia has a poor body image because she wishes she was really white!
So not only did the girl of your dreams (who you no doubt never had the nuts to actually talk to, rather you just shot her creepy glances and left anonymous stolen poetry in her locker) leave your po-dunk town to go do porn, she also fucked black guys.
That's the only explanation for your alt-itude towards pw's and now, evidently, non-whites.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0905:09 PM
Quote: Gia has a poor body image because she wishes she was really white!
She's a Caucasoid, the caucasian belt runs all the way into India. Regardless that ass shot with the chair, I wouldn't care if she was a Martian thats Hot
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0905:30 PM
Quote: Oh I think she is hot too, but I would need a hazmat suit to hit that or a complete battery of current STD tests.
For you? I'd imagine she would insist. Listen I've talked to her through a PM and she said she would let you touch her hair if promised to go away. Deal?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0906:01 PM
Quote: Good job twisting my words. The fact that she was ever a prostitute makes her undateable. Of course some men don't minds their ladies being hos.
They're all whores and that's a really insecure attitude. Just because the whores you've hired have laughed at your penis size doesn't mean Gia would. OK she probably would too.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0906:32 PM
Quote: So we all keep calling each other fags or you bitches can stay on topic.
Wrong Nancy. The topic is now: why you are such cum sucking little tool. I suspect it's because your mother ate the shit from hobo ass. Is that where your hatred for whores started?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0906:57 PM
I once expressed regret that, back in the late 90s thru 2003 when i was prancing every week from L.A. to Vegas to San Fran to Vegas to L.A., I never ran into Jia Gordan in all my strip club visits. Of course, I wouldnt have known who she was back then, nor would my mind be so throughly corrupted and bent from having watched her set the gold standard for cum gobbling debauchery, but it would have been interesting nonetheless getting to know this non-boring, edgy whore. She claims she never slept with clients, whuch I tend to believe for the most part, but back then I also loved a challenge....but just imagine, My avatar represents ME looking for relief from Vegas Sunday Night Boredom (and NO, in this picture, I am not wheeling through Vegas desperately looking for a Honeymooning HOLLY Randall and her royal husband)
I roll into one of the dens of iniquity, spot Miss Gian Jergens in her stunningly slutty hott outfit, politely insert several bills into her garter, and whisk her away to the darkest corner or booth or VIPenis room. I can only imagine what a nude gia would feel like in my lap...
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0907:01 PM
Quote: Have2suckit...go get some dick and release that frustration.
My only frustration in this world is that there are mouth breathing faggots like you here. You give homosexuals a bad name. But if that's all you got, don't let me keep you from failing publicly for everyone's enjoyment.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0908:04 PM
Hey burg. WHy not set Gia up with a condo in LA quid pro quo relationship?
I remember you saying that you are recession proof. Shit has hit the fan. Real estate in LA has taken a dive. I'm thininking she would go for that for a couple of years. Isn't that worth 900k?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0908:16 PM
Quote: Hey burg. WHy not set Gia up with a condo in LA quid pro quo relationship?
I remember you saying that you are recession proof. Shit has hit the fan. Real estate in LA has taken a dive. I'm thininking she would go for that for a couple of years. Isn't that worth 900k?
Why not let Gia take care of herself like she has done all of her adult life? Why do people like you think that every woman needs a sugar daddy? What does that say about your psyche?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0910:34 PM
Quote: I only date Christian women. Not loose moral whores.
Here's a good Christian woman for you. You can fit in sideways and curl up in a fetal position, to shield yourself from my Louboutins kicking you from the outiside.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0911:31 PM
I fucking HATE THE DUGGARS!!! what number are they on now??? 20 + ??? Being pregnant once or thrice is kinda nasty, but being pregnant more than 20 times by your early 40's has got to be the nastiest thing ever and must have wrecked and re-wrecked her shit inside and out. Who would want to fuck that.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/02/0911:37 PM
19. This angers me more than you have any idea. They are fucking up the planet and pimping their sheltered children and their ruined lives on a reality show. God called. He wants y'all on birth control. Or tie your fucking tubes. Whatever it takes.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0912:02 AM
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Quote: Hey burg. WHy not set Gia up with a condo in LA quid pro quo relationship?
I remember you saying that you are recession proof. Shit has hit the fan. Real estate in LA has taken a dive. I'm thininking she would go for that for a couple of years. Isn't that worth 900k?
Why not let Gia take care of herself like she has done all of her adult life? Why do people like you think that every woman needs a sugar daddy? What does that say about your psyche?
Hey dude she is getting up there, though well preserved she needs to stake claim to her forty acres and a mule before its to late. Maybe she can get a decent pair o shoes. Na what I mean G.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0905:09 AM
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Hey dude she is getting up there, though well preserved she needs to stake claim to her forty acres and a mule before its to late. Maybe she can get a decent pair o shoes. Na what I mean G.
You still didn't answer the question though. What does that say about your psyche? You know, this over powering need to learn the details of whore life in a sad attempt to feel better about your own miserable and worthless existence.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0906:35 AM
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Quote: I only date Christian women. Not loose moral whores.
Here's a good Christian woman for you. You can fit in sideways and curl up in a fetal position, to shield yourself from my Louboutins kicking you from the outiside.
Give them seven or eight years and they will be winning the Little League World Series.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0907:22 AM
What have I written that has Verbally beat up on Gia? She has answered my questions and Given insight that you lame ass posters haven't gotten out of her in years of posting your lustful comments..
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0908:26 AM
Quote: What have I written that has Verbally beat up on Gia? She has answered my questions and Given insight that you lame ass posters haven't gotten out of her in years of posting your lustful comments..
You must have me confused with that money guy...
or you are retarded...
You keep harping on about her publicly admitted eating disorder. That's an attack, tard. Or are you pleading stupidity and ignorance on that front too? Yeah, those are real sly questions you have us all fooled by asking what you already know. My douchedar has been locked and tracking you here since the beginning.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0908:38 AM
Quote: What have I written that has Verbally beat up on Gia? She has answered my questions and Given insight that you lame ass posters haven't gotten out of her in years of posting your lustful comments..
You must have me confused with that money guy...
or you are retarded...
Plenty of posters have asked me insightful questions. They just got them out of the way in the 3 or 4 years that I've been here on the board.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0908:42 AM
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Quote: What have I written that has Verbally beat up on Gia? She has answered my questions and Given insight that you lame ass posters haven't gotten out of her in years of posting your lustful comments..
You must have me confused with that money guy...
or you are retarded...
You keep harping on about her publicly admitted eating disorder. That's an attack, tard. Or are you pleading stupidity and ignorance on that front too? Yeah, those are real sly questions you have us all fooled by asking what you already know. My douchedar has been locked and tracking you here since the beginning.
Nathaniel is trying to figure out why would someone with a history of eating disorders be in a profession where their body is scrutinized.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0902:03 PM
Quote: Ryan. Now that you're almost hard do you think it may be time to call a producer and let them know that in about five hours you will actually have a woody?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0902:14 PM
It is Eric...
Ryan.... I'm going to ask Electro to come in here and call you "sillybutt". You'll then explain to her that your ass is not meant for fun but it's actually an important business tool.
There's a laugh in there somewhere but we won't worry about that now. Just be ready with your line.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0903:17 PM
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Quote: Ryan. Now that you're almost hard do you think it may be time to call a producer and let them know that in about five hours you will actually have a woody?
Why? You looking for some bottom work?
Sure. I've always wanted to have a wet noodle slap against it.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0903:45 PM
Quote: It is Eric...
Ryan.... I'm going to ask Electro to come in here and call you "sillybutt". You'll then explain to her that your ass is not meant for fun but it's actually an important business tool.
There's a laugh in there somewhere but we won't worry about that now. Just be ready with your line.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0905:16 PM
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Quote: I can relate. I'm the best I ever had.
We all know you can't get laid...except up your asshole!
Goat... You thinkin what I'm thinkin cause this fucken fruit is bawlz out WHACK. (I worded that in his style of tard speak so he could follow along, if ever so briefly). Maybe fire up that mod panel and pick some random new user that has acted like a full on cunt and.. ohhh, i don't know.. SEND IT SPIRALING. I've seen this style of tard before and a ban today will save the board at least 2 months of tard speak and counter spazzfest control.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0905:46 PM
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Quote: Fuck this ! Hey G you been gettin' any ?
No. Unless you count myself.
Do Tell How do you pleasure yourself? Dildo ,vibrator, handheld massaging shower head, lean into the tumble cycle on the washing machine...we need details
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/03/0911:17 PM
Rianna, why is it that you are constantly unable to perform in your chosen profession? Shouldn't you have gone the telemarketing/gay porn route? I bet you'd be up for either of those, so to speak.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/04/0909:50 AM
Jessica Beil isn't escorting either, trust me I've tried, and she's got a pretty slamming body too.
Maybe they both make enough so that they don't need to go that route? Gia's pictures are great, and I bet she takes and sells a bunch of nonporn stuff we may not hear about as well. Maybe she'ssaved and invested her chips wisely? Maybe she does escort and just doesnt talk about it? (i know, wishful thinking)
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/05/0901:57 PM
Quote: Rianna, why is it that you are constantly unable to perform in your chosen profession? Shouldn't you have gone the telemarketing/gay porn route? I bet you'd be up for either of those, so to speak.
Nah. I'm gonna stick to doing Regular Porn, if only to Ruin the Experience for Super Douche Bags like yourself!
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/07/0903:18 AM
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Quote: I must be prejudice against chairs.
Obviously not.
with a body like that why arent you escorting?
Wow I never really was that attracted to gia, but damn that's a good pic. the pose, the outfit, the background is very artsy. She looks very classy. Duke
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/08/0903:48 PM
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Obviously not.
with a body like that why arent you escorting?
Wow I never really was that attracted to gia, but damn that's a good pic. the pose, the outfit, the background is very artsy. She looks very classy. Duke
NOW you like that chair, I told you I could've gotten the same one off craig's in Jersey city for 100 bucks
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/08/0905:39 PM
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Obviously not.
with a body like that why arent you escorting?
Wow I never really was that attracted to gia, but damn that's a good pic. the pose, the outfit, the background is very artsy. She looks very classy. Duke
NOW you like that chair, I told you I could've gotten the same one off craig's in Jersey city for 100 bucks
How bout you two Jersey queens keep the pillow talk between yourselves?. Maybe take my advice, have a good cry and get some sleep. Tomorrow, go tape dudes abusing whores in a manner that would make your dads proud. For once.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/08/0906:30 PM
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Obviously not.
with a body like that why arent you escorting?
Wow I never really was that attracted to gia, but damn that's a good pic. the pose, the outfit, the background is very artsy. She looks very classy. Duke
NOW you like that chair, I told you I could've gotten the same one off craig's in Jersey city for 100 bucks
How bout you two Jersey queens keep the pillow talk between yourselves?. Maybe take my advice, have a good cry and get some sleep. Tomorrow, go tape dudes abusing whores in a manner that would make your dads proud. For once.
My Dad is Proud Plus I can't wait untill tomorrow, I have some Hog here now
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/08/0907:27 PM
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Obviously not.
with a body like that why arent you escorting?
Wow I never really was that attracted to gia, but damn that's a good pic. the pose, the outfit, the background is very artsy. She looks very classy. Duke
NOW you like that chair, I told you I could've gotten the same one off craig's in Jersey city for 100 bucks
How bout you two Jersey queens keep the pillow talk between yourselves?. Maybe take my advice, have a good cry and get some sleep. Tomorrow, go tape dudes abusing whores in a manner that would make your dads proud. For once.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/12/0904:12 PM
wow, for a guy too chickenshit to even try to get laid, you sure do hate women you know nothing about. You are more of an attention whore than any PW currently posting on this site *
*except that pesky slant Tia Ding-a-Ling and her webmaster, if they are still around.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/12/0905:57 PM
Really, I don't know anything about her? I've taken pictures of her when I see her (at the conventions) and she complains about the same thing...
Eric: (takes photo)
Gia: Oh, I look so fat, do it again
Eric: (takes another photo) I like this one
Gia: God, I look horrible.
After a while, it gets old. But I'm guessing "you know her" (so much better) because you hooked up with her after paying for some sex once or twice, right whoremonger? 'Cuz I have that funny feeling that's the only way you ever get laid, Don-fuckin'-Juan, right? And quite honestly, I'd rather NOT get laid IF I had to pay for it.
Smokey, halfwits like you are the reason mankind has gotten fucking dumber, because you base everything someone has done in their life on how often they fuck around. Yawn.
But I guess I'll just continue on my women-hating ways now & head down to the bar to get trashed on a Saturday night. Maybe I'll luck out & get laid, since that is the meaning of life according to Smokey.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/12/0906:27 PM
No, unfortunately, I have yet to have the pleasure of KNOCKING Gia's boots off (I am still working on it), but you typically miss the point, failure.
If you hate these 'attention whores' so much, why do you tool around at conventions like a creepy creeper, takingpictures like an ADT fanboy you get off on calling out on here, just to come on to the safety of a message board, to shit on the girl you wanted pictures of???
Also, this is a porn board, not a relationship board. Why would I talk about fucking relationships or fucking non porn chicks? When having fun random encounters with porn chicks, sometimes, not all the time, but sometimes there is compensation for their time. Big fucking deal. Sorry, I dont have Elvis fucking sideburns, or beat off furiously to Bree Olsen or however she's spelling it now, who I ALSO fucked a couple years ago. Only cost me $500 and a few candy bars for an all nighter. Money well spent.
Go blow your whole paycheck and stand in the corner of the bar, muttering to a guy in a wheelchair with a chick on his lap that all these whores are stuck up and dont understand you. Then, go home, grab the toaster, plug it in, and jump in a bathtub full of water.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/13/0912:01 AM
Seriously, I take pictures like an ADT fanboy? I do? Please, share these photos with me, because the only stuff I have posted online is stuff for IAFD (which is who I'm "employed" by during the shows).
Why talk about them? Because you're a loser who only gets laid by paying for it, that's why.
The candy bars & her affection nature for them explain her current weight problems (or at least what she perceives as weight problems).
I'll be lucky to spend $40-50 a night for 5 good hours of social interaction & conversation. Mind you, something I'd take ANY DAY OF THE FUCKING WEEK over a night of getting laid. Sounds like you have experience & bitterness towards people who have some intellect, and aren't just looking for pussy all the time. I may not be a Harvard grad (or anything resemblant of it), but I'm certainly no dumbass.
Continue on faggot, got anymore stories about "whores I banged & paid for cuz' I'm such a cool john"?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/13/0905:27 AM
Its always funny how almost every thread on XPT get graffiti eventually with the biggest mope of male non Talent Ryan Knoxx ,and the King Of the Mopes d jour "I hate my cock but I still love Bree Olson...fucking whore"
Even this wonderful thread about
Asking Gia an Inappropriate/grasp of the obvious question.
Back on track to Gia... this falls on the grasp of the obvious and still in line with my more psychological analytical thinking.
So Gia what about Mope boy here...
In your observation and based on your extensive knowledge of pop psychology via watching Donahue in the 70's and 80's
Do you think that he tortured small animals as a small child... and if he did...do you suspect a cache of dead mutilated women to turn up in some bunker in ol Indiana?
Furthermore were you ever similarly attracted in some younger incarnation of yourself to a guy who needed fixing ..maybe back in the grungy early nineties in Seattle..
and do you think younger women are more attracted to the sociopaths type(dangerous) and eventually outgrow them thus leaving them to spiral further into psychosis like out little mope here...
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/13/0907:23 AM
Quote: ...and the King Of the Mopes d jour "I hate my cock but I still love Bree Olson...fucking whore"
Yup, you've got me all figured out there, son. Rock on.
Seriously? Glad to know there's someone more clueless here than I'm thought to be at times.
Quote: Pardon me for interjecting, but I don't like candy bars. My junk food indulgence of choice, hands down, is pizza.
Pardon me, G, but that particular comment wasn't about you. Smokey mentioned "Bree & a candy bar". Funny thing is, she's bragging around the net about fucking locals for free, so he paid for...what countless others aren't.
Smokey, you're a loser. Keep up that charm of yours & continue paying for whores. It's SO cool dude, really.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/13/0908:46 AM
Uh dipshit, I refer you to the following posted by Smokey...
Quote: Sorry, I dont have Elvis fucking sideburns, or beat off furiously to Bree Olsen or however she's spelling it now, who I ALSO fucked a couple years ago. Only cost me $500 and a few candy bars for an all nighter. Money well spent.
This thread was derailed WAY BEFORE I got my hands on it. It seems someone else's (Smokey, Nathaniel) bent up frustrations & urges get the best of them every time I make a remark about a porn whore they cherish, which in turn digresses into some comment about Bree & my alleged hatred for her.
So do me a favor, and shut the fuck up. When I'm attacked, especially, I will respond to my liking, despite what the thread is about, or the subject line reads. This board resembles ADT more & more with fucksticks like you.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/13/0901:13 PM
Quote:
So Gia what about Mope boy here...
Are you trying to ask me out?
Quote: Do you think that he tortured small animals as a small child... and if he did...do you suspect a cache of dead mutilated women to turn up in some bunker in ol Indiana?
No, I think Eric is harmless. He'd rather turn his hatred inward and call the girl 80 times a day, crying, checking the comment section on her myspace, and begging for closure then blaming her for passing up such a 'nice guy.'
Quote: Furthermore were you ever similarly attracted in some younger incarnation of yourself to a guy who needed fixing ..maybe back in the grungy early nineties in Seattle..
Fixer uppers are for chicks who aren't good enough to get what they want. Sounds like to much work to me. I've always been kinda lazy in relationships. Changing someone seemed like effort. It's way easier to find someone who fits what you're looking for instead of making him into that person.
Quote: and do you think younger women are more attracted to the sociopaths type(dangerous) and eventually outgrow them thus leaving them to spiral further into psychosis like out little mope here...
No idea what younger girls are into these days. Personally, I always eschewed guys with any type of criminal history/ signs of white trashdom.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/13/0904:05 PM
Quote: No, I think Eric is harmless. He'd rather turn his hatred inward and call the girl 80 times a day, crying, checking the comment section on her myspace, and begging for closure then blaming her for passing up such a 'nice guy.'
Whatever G, even the antisocial in me would rather use a phone before TXT'ing any day, but I doubt I called her more than 30 times in the 7 months we were fucking around.
Shit, I don't think I've called a collective of anyone 80 times all summer, much less her. Although this new Blackberry thing I have makes texting alot more fun.
Quote: LMAO! Could you explain this statement a tad bit? I'm interested how you arrive at this conclusion.
Whore logic = "My way or the highway".
Which means you're better off finding someone with actual substance. There are a few whores who I think can carry themselves, but I emphasize "few". Keep away from the money-hungry, cum gobblers who look good under 6.75# of makeup while fucking creepdick on camera.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/13/0906:44 PM
I don't know, guys. I saw Ruby's "compromise=failure" more as 'compromising one's self = failure'. If you're dating a guy who is bad for you and hoping he'll change, that's compromising yourself. That's much different than compromising in a relationship. Of course, relationships shouldn't be 'my way or the highway.'
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/13/0907:17 PM
Quote: ruby knox
Quote: Compromise = failure
LMAO! Could you explain this statement a tad bit? I'm interested how you arrive at this conclusion.
What I mean by this is - the more you compromise your values, standards, morals, beliefs, likes and dislikes, the more you are not right for each other. You should never have to compromise yourself before or during a relationship. The more you compromise, the more you will learn to resent your (in)significant other for having to change something about you that defines a little part of you.
Nobody should ever expect another to change, and nobody should become something they aren't to satisfy the desires of another person (unless, of course, you're role playing). In addition, nobody should ever expect or force somebody else to change. Physical attraction and sexual compatibility is important, but you also want somebody that you not only can wake up next to, but somebody you can wake up next to and not say "why are you still here?!?!"
We're all sexual deviants by nature, but being crack heads and alcoholics and degenerates is a choice. Dating a porn star wouldn't be such a bad thing if the baggage was checked at the front counter. There are some PWs that don't have that baggage, but it is like finding a needle in the hay stack - similar to finding a life partner. Go figure.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/13/0907:40 PM
Quote:
What I mean by this is - the more you compromise your values, standards, morals, beliefs, likes and dislikes, the more you are not right for each other. You should never have to compromise yourself before or during a relationship. The more you compromise, the more you will learn to resent your (in)significant other for having to change something about you that defines a little part of you.
Nobody should ever expect another to change, and nobody should become something they aren't to satisfy the desires of another person (unless, of course, you're role playing). In addition, nobody should ever expect or force somebody else to change. Physical attraction and sexual compatibility is important, but you also want somebody that you not only can wake up next to, but somebody you can wake up next to and not say "why are you still here?!?!"
We're all sexual deviants by nature, but being crack heads and alcoholics and degenerates is a choice. Dating a porn star wouldn't be such a bad thing if the baggage was checked at the front counter. There are some PWs that don't have that baggage, but it is like finding a needle in the hay stack - similar to finding a life partner. Go figure.
So as long as i can jerk off into your mouth twice a day, and make sure your AMEX card is paid each month, we are good right? RIGHT? Hello? Hellllloooo??? *tap tap* is this mic on>?????
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/13/0908:18 PM
Quote: So as long as i can jerk off into your mouth twice a day, and make sure your AMEX card is paid each month, we are good right? RIGHT? Hello? Hellllloooo??? *tap tap* is this mic on>?????
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/13/0908:54 PM
Quote: What I mean by this is - the more you compromise your values, standards, morals, beliefs, likes and dislikes, the more you are not right for each other. You should never have to compromise yourself before or during a relationship. The more you compromise, the more you will learn to resent your (in)significant other for having to change something about you that defines a little part of you.
True, but the more you seek perfection, you might just as well title your ideal mate "soulmate", or "partner of your dreams". It's better to compromise, and deal with each other's imperfections, otherwise you'll go apeshit because one party can't learn to break old habits.
I totally agree with your assessment on role-playing, however, because it's all an act & shouldn't be construed as anything but.
I like this Ruby chick, she's got a fucking brain...and god forbid in a whore, a heart.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/13/0909:57 PM
Quote:
Quote: What I mean by this is - the more you compromise your values, standards, morals, beliefs, likes and dislikes, the more you are not right for each other. You should never have to compromise yourself before or during a relationship. The more you compromise, the more you will learn to resent your (in)significant other for having to change something about you that defines a little part of you.
True, but the more you seek perfection, you might just as well title your ideal mate "soulmate", or "partner of your dreams". It's better to compromise, and deal with each other's imperfections, otherwise you'll go apeshit because one party can't learn to break old habits.
I totally agree with your assessment on role-playing, however, because it's all an act & shouldn't be construed as anything but.
I like this Ruby chick, she's got a fucking brain...and god forbid in a whore, a heart.
Thanks Eric! That may be the nicest thing I've read you say.
I'm not saying anybody should hold out for somebody perfect, I'm saying somebody should hold out for somebody perfect for THEM. It's relative. One person may like 2 girls 1 cup, another may like 1 guy 1 jug. It's all individual preference. All I'm saying is if you like 1 guy 1 jug then don't pretend to like 2 girls 1 cup for the sake of your partner. Be yourself and you will attract the person you are truly looking for.
The irony is people change who they are and what they like for public adoration and it turns out those things they adopt temporarily are the exact things they despise. Stop trying to decipher what other people want b/c when it boils down to it, you really don't know, and by acting like Posh Spice, you've missed your opportunity b/c the perfect guy (for you) was simply looking for a PW.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0912:22 AM
I swear to god I fucking love Eric, id give him all the tenderness the young man desires, if hed only let me in.
Quote: True, but the more you seek perfection, you might just as well title your ideal mate "soulmate", or "partner of your dreams". It's better to compromise, and deal with each other's imperfections, otherwise you'll go apeshit because one party can't learn to break old habits.
(sniff, sniff), I smell court ordered shrink advice from a bree bree case. How is it working for you eric?
Quote: I totally agree with your assessment on role-playing, however, because it's all an act & shouldn't be construed as anything but.
I thought bree really is (was) a little school girl with a baby voice who just loves sex.
Quote: I like this Ruby chick, she's got a fucking brain...and god forbid in a whore, a heart.
Run Bitch Run. Don't stop until you reach the border, by the look of you im sure you have family there you can stay with.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0912:53 AM
Quote:
Quote: So as long as i can jerk off into your mouth twice a day, and make sure your AMEX card is paid each month, we are good right? RIGHT? Hello? Hellllloooo??? *tap tap* is this mic on>?????
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0904:35 AM
ruby knox
Quote: What I mean by this is - the more you compromise your values, standards, morals, beliefs, likes and dislikes, the more you are not right for each other. You should never have to compromise yourself before or during a relationship. The more you compromise, the more you will learn to resent your (in)significant other for having to change something about you that defines a little part of you.
The Hon. Jeff Steward once wrote:
"Wow, you really are a pathetic loser. Good luck going old, bitter and alone."
He wrote this regarding someone else, but it's painfully applicable to you. Even more to you than to the person addressed in the first place.
Never compromise? Never is a very, very long time. Think about it. In your own life, you have made a lot of compromises up till now. What makes you think you can start living without making compromises all of a sudden?
Quote: Nobody should ever expect another to change, and nobody should become something they aren't to satisfy the desires of another person (unless, of course, you're role playing). In addition, nobody should ever expect or force somebody else to change. Physical attraction and sexual compatibility is important, but you also want somebody that you not only can wake up next to, but somebody you can wake up next to and not say "why are you still here?!?!"
Nobody should expect somebody to change? Wake-up call for Knox: shit doesn't work this way. There are always expectations; life is meaningless and empty without them. So, unless your life is both meaningless and empty (which is possible), you have expectations regarding your own life, well-being, work, partner, relationships with other people, etc. Part of these expectations concern change in whatever shape or form it comes in.
Quote: We're all sexual deviants by nature, but being crack heads and alcoholics and degenerates is a choice.
So, we're deviants by nature, but addicts by choice? Damn, your stupidity knows no boundaries. I hope you didn't come up with this nonsense yourself, but I'm afraid you did.
Edit to add: For what it's worth, I think the poster Ruby Knox is a man.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0907:57 AM
Quote: I swear to god I fucking love Eric, id give him all the tenderness the young man desires, if hed only let me in.
(sniff, sniff), I smell court ordered shrink advice from a bree bree case. How is it working for you eric?
I thought bree really is (was) a little school girl with a baby voice who just loves sex.
How sad & pathetic are you dude? Seriously. If you can show anywhere that I have "court-ordered" anything as it relates to her, please find it & bring it right here to XPT. I have nothing to hide, and at least I'm willing to show my face.
Remember, the judge shot her down (with her lawyer present), because she couldn't prove anything. She came into court, cried a little & threw around accusations that she had no evidence of. It's all a big "role-play" so she can portray me as the bad guy abusing this poor, sweet little girl. Sadder is that characters like you are stupid enough to fall right into her hand.
To you Monkey, it's all about Bree...great. To me, it's about Rachel, a wigger whore who can't keep her legs closed more than a few days. One thing we had an understanding with was that I'd NEVER harm her - in bed or otherwise. I'm no experienced player in the sack, obviously, and I could care less to ever become one. I couldn't donkey punch or throat fuck a bitch willfully unless we had an understanding (i.e. safe words). That goes for anyone with whom I'd sleep.
I don't care what she does in her professional life, never been my beef with her. You paint whatever picture you want otherwise, at least attempt to make it look less fanatical (of you).
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0905:24 PM
I try and I try to not like the monkeys pos t then he gos and spits that gold at Bree-tool. Damn you Jeff Mullen, damn you!
And G, Burg is not just 'giving' her an amount for her Amex, he's also 'giving' her a few teaspoons of handicapped tadpole juice, you would also get your cut of that!
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0905:28 PM
Quote: Nice find, Mark. Nice.
c'mon dude you step into it every time- you're easier to wind up that Rantfield. what's it gonna take? i mean, all this displaced energy. you should be going through women like toothpicks- (fuck if this single-mother generation isn't going to be the end of us).
i bet if you asked DaBurg nice he might give some pointers since he's a certified relationship counselor. #1 is doing something about those mutton chops. #2 is composing the following letter:
Dear DaBurg,
I am lost. I am blind. I've convinced myself, that there is nothing more. Help me.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0905:46 PM
Tried being nice to Bree's stalker a while back. HE's beyond gone. WOmen are obviously all at fault for the failure that is Eric. And they all shall pay.
I could see him shooting up a womens clothing department or I dunno, a yarn store or some other place that caters to chicks. Please dont do that, Failure. Those women are notthe cause for your emotional distress. Your mom had to have done some lil Eric diddling or something.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0906:32 PM
Quote: c'mon dude you step into it every time- you're easier to wind up that Rantfield. what's it gonna take? i mean, all this displaced energy. you should be going through women like toothpicks- (fuck if this single-mother generation isn't going to be the end of us).
Yup, I have a short fuse, always been wired that way. But it's usually the kind that when it hits the stick of TNT, I usually just laugh it off & say, "Goddam it, you guys really know how to rile me up...FUCKERS!" I've never hit a women, and don't plan to start now. But feel free to paint me with whatever scarlet letter you wish, it's gotten old.
Truth be told, the mutton chops have been gone for over 2 years, the avatar is just funny because they get you guys wound up. It's not even my real hair color, it was only a gimmick for AVN back in 2007.
Rather than consult Burg, maybe I should consult Mr. Everhard in his "hateplow" ways of getting laid? Although, that might take getting back into shape, because I'm SOOOO fat.
Cocksmokey, my little 5'2" Irish mother would knock your teeth down your throat, dude. She's coming to visit next weekend, all the way from NY. Your analysis of me is hilarious, keep it coming. The best part is you're a far bigger failure at life than I'll ever be.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0906:46 PM
Quote:
Quote: c'mon dude you step into it every time- you're easier to wind up that Rantfield. what's it gonna take? i mean, all this displaced energy. you should be going through women like toothpicks- (fuck if this single-mother generation isn't going to be the end of us).
Yup, I have a short fuse, always been wired that way. But it's usually the kind that when it hits the stick of TNT, I usually just laugh it off & say, "Goddam it, you guys really know how to rile me up...FUCKERS!" I've never hit a women, and don't plan to start now. But feel free to paint me with whatever scarlet letter you wish, it's gotten old. Truth be told, the mutton chops have been gone for over 2 years, the avatar is just funny because they get you guys wound up. It's not even my real hair color, it was only a gimmick for AVN back in 2007.
Rather than consult Burg, maybe I should consult Mr. Everhard in his "hateplow" ways of getting laid? Although, that might take getting back into shape, because I'm SOOOO fat.
Cocksmokey, my little 5'2" Irish mother would knock your teeth down your throat your ass, dude. She's coming to visit next weekend, all the way from NY. Your analysis of me is hilarious, keep it coming. The best part is you're a far bigger failure at life than I'll ever be.
Heh... this kid and I are going to have drinks in a few months. The mrs. is going to meet him. Maybe not try and set him off till like December?. Yes.
Fucken maniacs on this board... no sense of decency and all, and forget social grace. Dissapointing..
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0908:02 PM
Quote: How sad & pathetic are you dude? Seriously. If you can show anywhere that I have "court-ordered" anything as it relates to her, please find it & bring it right here to XPT. I have nothing to hide, and at least I'm willing to show my face.
Bree has said differently, so didnt go into specifics but did allude to the fact you put your hands on her.
Quote: Remember, the judge shot her down (with her lawyer present), because she couldn't prove anything. She came into court, cried a little & threw around accusations that she had no evidence of. It's all a big "role-play" so she can portray me as the bad guy abusing this poor, sweet little girl. Sadder is that characters like you are stupid enough to fall right into her hand.
You are claiming to be the good guy in this pig fuck of a situation you have helped create?
Quote: To you Monkey, it's all about Bree...great. To me, it's about Rachel, a wigger whore who can't keep her legs closed more than a few days.
Eric, you knew this going in buddy, she is considered one of the natiest pws in the biz right now in that she works as much as anyone and fucks anything and everything, its on you eric.
Quote: One thing we had an understanding with was that I'd NEVER harm her - in bed or otherwise
I'd like to start the bidding at $500 for the audio of that conversation.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0908:28 PM
No, just someone who has the guts to show his face & manage to hook up for a few brews with an old XPT cronie.
Not all of us here are flacid cunts (like yourself) who run our mouths behind the guise of a screenname which details our life outside of XPT,...ahem, Polesmokey.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0908:44 PM
Quote: No, just someone who has the guts to show his face & manage to hook up for a few brews with an old XPT cronie.
Not all of us here are flacid cunts (like yourself) who run our mouths behind the guise of a screenname which details our life outside of XPT,...ahem, Polesmokey.
Im jeff mullens, do my words carry weight with you now?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/14/0909:17 PM
Quote:
Quote: No, just someone who has the guts to show his face & manage to hook up for a few brews with an old XPT cronie.
Not all of us here are flacid cunts (like yourself) who run our mouths behind the guise of a screenname which details our life outside of XPT,...ahem, Polesmokey.
Im jeff mullens, do my words carry weight with you now?
i'm almost 20 years younger than you and most probably i will outlive you. i could take pictures with my M3. Are you interested? do you have contact info for Benjamin Taschen?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/18/0903:03 PM
Dear Gia,
You have indicated in this very thread that if you had been in the Porn Valley Vicinity when you were eighteen you would have considered doing porn.
I ask you that if you had done porn when you were 18 how do you think you would have ended up. Not porn now in the idiocracy of the twenty first century but porn of the late eighties and early 90's.
Do you see yourself having the career of Savannah aka Shannon Michelle Wilsey?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/18/0908:08 PM
Quote: Dear Gia,
You have indicated in this very thread that if you had been in the Porn Valley Vicinity when you were eighteen you would have considered doing porn.
I ask you that if you had done porn when you were 18 how do you think you would have ended up. Not porn now in the idiocracy of the twenty first century but porn of the late eighties and early 90's.
Do you see yourself having the career of Savannah aka Shannon Michelle Wilsey?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/19/0910:31 AM
Quote: I'm not rushing to defend Gia, because she can definitely hold her own, but the "jump off the bridge" statement might have summed it all up. MY early thought was that you were funny, and even told you that, but my suspicions about who you were/are have heightened. There have been many times that people have taken shots at her, but they were generally from long-time posters who interact with her, and they are running jokes. Even if you lurked here for awhile,and don't know too much, way too much disrespect towards her.
Can't remember any insults against her. I asked her how she wants to be buried, about a movie and if she can name a few bridges. I asked if she's muslim, because of her Pakistani decent.
I liked her answer about diversity of people.
I Gia
PS: I'm deeply disappointed i couldn't find any pictures of Gia wearing print shirts with skulls, eagles, roses or guns (could only search in google images with "moderate filter" on, because my 2 year old niece is playing minesweeper next to me).
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/19/0912:23 PM
Quote:
Quote: Dear Gia,
You have indicated in this very thread that if you had been in the Porn Valley Vicinity when you were eighteen you would have considered doing porn.
I ask you that if you had done porn when you were 18 how do you think you would have ended up. Not porn now in the idiocracy of the twenty first century but porn of the late eighties and early 90's.
Do you see yourself having the career of Savannah aka Shannon Michelle Wilsey?
Porn went for a different look back then. I wouldn't qualify.
You sell yourself short Gia.
Aside from the ethnicity issue when Savannah transitioned from the world of underage sex with an Alman Brother to getting buggered on film she had a very similar look to yours. Curvey ass and small tits.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/19/0908:49 PM
VERY nice guess, Lou - you been there? ahh memories 2001-- climbing out of a window in the middle of the night with less clothes than when i came, oblivious that the flight of stairs hours earlier meant rolling out of the second story into darkness.
#4 is Regensburg if you care. now let's all stop playing Mopezer's little games and putting everyone to sleep. points to Soopergrizz who killed 1 thru 3.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/19/0908:57 PM
heh Mark... the only thing that came to mind was In Bruges. right about the time the loose change hit the ground..and then.. BLAM. For 5 seconds it was right there.. the Question that made the world go round..Ready? .... count it down. thuree ..Tu. Wun. ... - ...
Fucken watch it yourselves ya lazy cunts. Like I'll be here for the rest of your lives.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/19/0909:17 PM
you know i was 15 minutes into that before i got a call from headquarters. trying to follow those accents reminded me i'm overdue a replay on RocknRolla.
pointing things back to the lady of the night: Gia, the fagbag a.k.a. murse (man-purse) -- ach-ya or nish nish?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/19/0909:25 PM
Quote: you know i was 15 minutes into that before i got a call from headquarters. trying to follow those accents reminded me i'm overdue a replay of RocknRolla.
pointing things back to the lady of the night: Gia, the fagbag a.k.a. murse (man-purse) -- ach-ya or nish nish?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/20/0903:42 AM
yesterday was the kick off of the biggest drug party in the world in Munich. knockout drops are getting more and more popular there. did you make any experiences with "date rape drugs" yet? If you got pregnant by rape would you keep it? How would you feel if you gave birth to a disabled child? What's your opinion on abortion (in general)?
If you don't want to talk about abortion on a message board, what's your opinion on (shiny) polyester suits?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 09/20/0910:45 PM
Quote: did you make any experiences with "date rape drugs" yet?
I haven't given anyone date rape drugs yet, no. Arn't you supposed to be talking to your male friends about this so you boys will get lucky this weekend? Sorry I don't have advice for you.
Quote: If you got pregnant by rape would you keep it?
How long do you ask that after the roofies kick in? Or is that your opening line?
Quote: How would you feel if you gave birth to a disabled child?
It wouldn't happen
Quote: What's your opinion on abortion (in general)?
See Elaborator or Gunker if you want to talk politics.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/24/0904:51 PM
When you're shopping at whole foods what would it take for you to go into the back and have dirty nasty sex with a guy or girl that may come on to you while you are picking the best peach...if in season...?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/04/0912:28 PM
Just a heads up Duke. There is this guy here named Jeff Jordan and he may try and "shopp" a cock on your dog. It's how he rolls and apparently he thinks it's cool. I'm not sure if it's a "porn thing" but don't be surprised and all... Maybe you guys cover all this shit at your conventions. Whatev.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/04/0912:39 PM
Quote: Just a heads up Duke. There is this guy here named Jeff Jordan and he may try and "shopp" a cock on your dog. It's how he rolls and apparently he thinks it's cool. I'm not sure if it's a "porn thing" but don't be surprised and all... Maybe you guys cover all this shit at your conventions. Whatev.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/29/0907:11 PM
Considering your adventures as a young woman, your time as a performer, and your days taking pictures at bukkake and gokkun shoots, do you think you have witnessed more ejaculations than any other woman?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/29/0908:31 PM
I tell you, pretty soon this entire board will be gossiping about the price of KFC meals in Brooklyn, enema stations in Sakhalin Island, the secondary market for trannie DVDs, and how to scam your grandmother into buying you pizza.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/29/0909:12 PM
As I posted, he would be the recipient of both the enema and the cornholing, and I specified rough cornholing as he ain't supposed to enjoy the experience.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/29/0911:43 PM
Quote: I would rather see her administer to him an enema, followed by a rough strapon cornholing.
Really?
Quote: I tell you, pretty soon this entire board will be gossiping about the price of KFC meals in Brooklyn, enema stations in Sakhalin Island, the secondary market for trannie DVDs, and how to scam your grandmother into buying you pizza.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 11/02/0911:13 PM
ok tHEN.... WHO GIVES A DAMN? wHICH STUNTCOCK AND FUCKHOLE IS meaningless. Its all about situation and chemistry. Give me a storyline and try to impress me. Believe it or not Porn needs better scriptwriters and directors. The main problem is if they had their shit together......................................they wouldn't be working in porn!
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 11/03/0911:49 PM
Gia, you go on a porn shoot in a very remote area. You'll be gone for 3 days while they shoot multiple movies. You will be stuck with these people for 3 straight days.
Who do you want on that trip to keep you from going completely insane? Who is the LAST porn whore you want on that trip? Which one of the stunt cocks will you break down and fuck because your bored and horny?
And lastly, since you retired from fucking on film, have you had any threeways? Were they BGG or BBG?
I don't know why but after 30 pages this thread is fascinating to me now.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/28/1008:01 AM
1. Complimenting Stacey Dash, I soon realized I was taking away from Sam's birthday thread. Man, Stacey Dash is unreal! I am in awe of how young she looks.
2. Glazed and Confused. (Elegant Angel, Dir: William H)
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/29/1006:43 AM
I forgot the name of the girl in the pic. Lana or Laura or something. Mostly, she just feature danced. I'm not sure if this dude's height is correct. When I showed up that day in sweats (Splendid, never Juicy...ew) and Vans, I could've sworn he was an inch taller than me and I'm 5'4".
As for dating in real life, no he's not my type. I prefer American men (they get my pop culture references) and I prefer my guys 5'10"-6'2". It seems most of the men I've dated are 6'1" and 175lbs.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/29/1008:36 AM
mopez, is there any particular reason why you are so obsessed with using bandwidth? Holy crap, my fingers hurt from scrolling down so much due to the eight zillion pics you're posting of Gia. Gia's equipment. Gia's favorite soft drink.
Once again. It's called Google images. Type in Gia Jordan. There's plenty there for you to look at in your own personal leisure, and not subject us to your powerpoint presentations.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/29/1008:48 AM
Hi Stoli
Quote: mopez, is there any particular reason why you are so obsessed with using bandwidth? Holy crap, my fingers hurt from scrolling down so much due to the eight zillion pics you're posting of Gia. Gia's equipment. Gia's favorite soft drink.
Once again. It's called Google images. Type in Gia Jordan. There's plenty there for you to look at in your own personal leisure, and not subject us to your powerpoint presentations.
Yes. The bandwith thing is just my own personal contribution to global warming. Gia knows why I'm posting the pics here.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/29/1012:23 PM
Quote: As for dating in real life, no he's not my type. I prefer American men (they get my pop culture references) and I prefer my guys 5'10"-6'2". It seems most of the men I've dated are 6'1" and 175lbs.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/29/1004:29 PM
Quote: mopez, is there any particular reason why you are so obsessed with using bandwidth? Holy crap, my fingers hurt from scrolling down so much due to the eight zillion pics you're posting of Gia. Gia's equipment. Gia's favorite soft drink.
Once again. It's called Google images. Type in Gia Jordan. There's plenty there for you to look at in your own personal leisure, and not subject us to your powerpoint presentations.
WTF are you whining about? You start to sound like that other 'friend' of Gia, Rantfield/Gyppie. If your only contributions will consist of more whining then please ask hubby to fuck up your account for a second time and stay away.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/29/1006:55 PM
Quote: No. Always white guys. Usually kinda preppy.
I can See Gia allowing someone like William Kennedy Smith to walk after he forces himself on her in the common room of his dorm, and then tells her as he is ramming his cock in "No one will believe your word against mine, I am a Kennedy; You WANT this, you WANT me to fuck you like I am doing right now! Hey, HEY, HEY!! Look at me, Look at me you slut **grabs back of baby g's hair, locks eyes** ... tell me when you feel it shooting up in your fuckhole, I want you to say 'I feel it shooting inside me.' so I can see it in your eyes how much you love the fact that the DNA of a relative of John F. Kennedy and JAckie O is inside your vagina...."
[Burg_rubbing_Harvard_in_Everyone's_Nose_Yet_Again] Harvard would have been a Baby g sexual Playground...so many WHITE, Rich Preppy guys named "Huntington", "Windsor" and "Pierce" who felt entitled to insert their Trust Fund Enhanced Penis into whichever girl they chose to escort around Harvard Square for a couple hours before retiring to their Upperclassmen Residence along the CHarles River...Baby G would be raped as Crew Boats whiz by along the river with the Rowers all yelling and drowning out Baby G's screams.[/Burg_rubbing_Harvard_in_Everyone's_Nose_Yet_Again]
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/01/1002:00 PM
Gia, if you were to get into the escorting game, what would your fee be for a one hour outcall? Would you advertise yourself as a GFE or PSE or something else?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/02/1005:19 AM
Gia has game and smarts enough to avoid the random grind and risk of the Escorting Outcall universe, and instead focus on hunting down and finding a man who will support, provide and otherwise treat her in a reasonably upscale and exceptional manner.
As much as she enjoys sex and debauchery and filthiness, Gia's inner whore is too selective, and she has too much belief in herself, to just show up at doors and wait for sick fucks like me to open it...the absence of a raging pill habit in Gia's life also has something to do with this, although what exactly that is I am not sure
But Gia heartily supports, condones and even encourages sick fucks like me, and all you like-minded sick fucks out there, to hire hott debauched whores to gobble our excess reproductive fluids and to indulge out most (Non-physically harmful) raunchy fantasies....kinda like an Old West Madam who owns a saloon/brothel, she has a sign that says "Support your local Gunfighter."
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/02/1009:52 AM
Ugh what a terrible picture. You have a ridiculously hott beautiful slutty ejaculation object (Baby G) juxtaposed with a ridiculously boring bereft and hideous room/decor. I recognize that type of setting/layout/design etc as originating in the late 90s when the Dot com Boom/Bust was entering its peak and many newly rich (and soon to be poor) late 20s/early 30s males had to hurriedly put together a seemingly stylish "Pad" to appear "dimensional" to the hott females they were courting (as a result of their instant wealth.)
The only upside is/was, when the market crashy-crashed and their paper wealth vanished, the young lazy nerds didnt have much to sell/get rid of before being evicted/foreclosed by Bank-of-Theyneverlearn....
The only thing that fits with the Baby G here is that Anorexic Giraffe that otherwise belongs next to Brandon's Valtrex/Cheezit Lady Statue...In Burg's worldview, Chicks with eating disorders but who enthusiastically swallow cum are one of life's awesome features.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/11/1010:09 PM
You must be tryong to avoid the question because you are a 9-5 receptionist for some other outfit. Why?????? That shit is for suckers. You could make more by fucking 1 client per workday. I'd fuck you myself just to be helpful. They'll be plenty of years to work shit jobs after you lose your sex appeal with age.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/12/1006:56 PM
first i find out gia drinking anal creampie now i find out about mr.ed. shit getting real disturbing. I bet it all looks wonderful though in dolce and gabbanna.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/12/1007:50 PM
Someone just PMed me this shit. Looks like bubblegum pop douchebag Joey Fatone has had his ding-a-ling in Gia's anus. I never knew G was a starfucker.
G, what other D-list Fatone-level celebs have you fucked? Andy Dick? Tom Sizemore? Butch "Eddie Munster" Patrick? maybe a threesome with Jeff Conaway and his creeper girlfriend?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/12/1009:49 PM
Quote: Stick to awop Coke... you're needed there and maybe even appreciated. That's a compliment, not a warning.
I like this new side to Coke.
Never expected him to openly go for a non-WASP chick, though.
Might be an attempt to keep all those Jews from swarming on her. Gia has stated that she tends to get abundant, unwelcome inquiries from Coke's nemeses.
Or maybe, since he numbers among the rabble moths she attracts, more evidence that Coke's a self-hating Jew.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/13/1012:30 PM
Gia has made it clear to me that she will not discuss her day job or her children. I accept this, but I'm very disappointed to see that all of the sudden she has boundaries. I'm guessing she wants a 9-5 job so her kids will get health insurance benefits.
There are still some non-children/non-receptionist related questions on the table:
When is the last time you ate a pussy?
Does every guy that you fuck have a green light to put it in your ass?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/24/1010:47 PM
Gia,
You wouldn't answer in the Mudshark thread, so I have no choice but to pose this question somewhere you can't pretend you didn't see it. Who's the spook? Did you fuck him? What do you have to say for yourself?
What would your father think about you fucking an ape?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/25/1001:26 AM
HA! My bff lurks XPT now and gets a huge kick out of Tritone and Jigaloo. Mr. Marcus sat near me because some chick with big boobs was next to me. Then the photog dude came around and my bff thought Marcus and I in a pic in effigy of Tritone would be great. And I had an excuse to show off my new shoes. And, no, I'd never fuck Marcus. He's not my type and he doesn't have the body type I like.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/25/1004:51 AM
Quote: Gia,
You wouldn't answer in the Mudshark thread, so I have no choice but to pose this question somewhere you can't pretend you didn't see it. Who's the spook? Did you fuck him? What do you have to say for yourself?
What would your father think about you fucking an ape?
Cuck, you fucken neverwas, I already called him an ape and made the observation that Gia was obviously posing for those pics. Get better d00d.
Yeah... I've not only kicked you right the fuck up under yourself but I will now be the resident nigger hater on the board. You can do the Jews until I tell you otherwise. Dismissed.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/28/1001:52 AM
Quote: Hey Gia,
How often are you referred to by your real name?
My non-porn friends call me by my real name. My very close porn friends call me by either my real name or Gia. But what's funny is, my non-porn bff of 6 years of course calls me by my real name (unless we're at a porn shindig- then it's Gia), but will sometimes call me Gia.
I always thought the term 'civilian' was an odd meaning for non-porn person. Don't you? As if porn is the insular military world and you all are the 'other.'
Quote: When you meet somebody new and they are not affiliated with the porn industry, do you introduce yourself as Gia or by your real name?
I intro myself by my real name. Why wouldn't I? They don't know me as Gia. Just like outside of XPT, you probably don't introduce yourself as Fuk Yo Mama.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/04/1003:40 PM
@everybody sometime in the not-so-distant future your short term memory will turn to mush, too - or grits, in Bornyo's case - or organic shredded something in Gia's case - what was I talking about?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/04/1005:48 PM
Quote: @everybody sometime in the not-so-distant future your short term memory will turn to mush, too - or grits, in Bornyo's case - or organic shredded something in Gia's case - what was I talking about?
Nah just pour yourself two fingers of Makers Mark Charin. Inhale the bouquet. Feel that familiar warm burn as you savor the flavors as you sip it and enjoy the company of good friends. Feel the warmth spread from your belly and suddenly you can recall all those names that seem stuck on the tip of your tongue. You will remember Winfields stats with the Padres and be able to deliver a hilarious joke.
You know that's how it is. You know that's how it can be for you again. Make it so Charin- they sell it right around the corner. And it's cheap for what it will do for you.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/04/1006:20 PM
Actually, my co-worker is an ambassador for Maker's Mark. I think that's what the monks at Gethsemane http://www.monks.org in Kentucky put in their bourbon fudge. Are you fond of it, Bornyo?
Big Book:
Quote: But there was always the curious mental phenomenon that parallel with our sound reasoning there inevitably ran some insanely trivial excuse for taking the first drink.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/04/1007:04 PM
Quote: But there was always the curious mental phenomenon that parallel with our sound reasoning there inevitably ran some insanely trivial excuse for taking the first drink.
Yeah the reason is trivial in that someone on xpt mentioned it to you. You remember those good times. Those happy times when you first started drinking. It wasn't always out of control and of course this time it won't be. Not whatsoever. You know more about it now, and won't go down that path again. Just one tumbler of Makers Mark, Charin, and all those good times will wash over you again like a warm flood.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/04/1007:23 PM
Big Book, page 43:
Quote: Once more: The alcoholic at certain times has no effective mental defense against the first drink. Ex- cept in a few rare cases, neither he nor any other human being can provide such a defense. His defense must come from a Higher Power.
See, God has kept me sober for 19 years.
Gia, do you have a Higher Power? Is that an inappropriate question?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/04/1008:06 PM
You are all a bunch of thread hijacking mother fuckers.
Hey Gia, if you were to cast a movie with regular male porn talent and all mainstream pop culture chicks (actors, singers, reality tv), who would you pair up?
Lex Steele and ?
DP, John Strong and Eric Everhard and ?
Christian XXX, a tranny and ?
5 man blow bang with ?
And just to mix it up a girl/girl scene with Jenna Haze and ?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/04/1008:08 PM
Quote: One drink makes as much sense to me as people starting to have sex and saying, "Oh, we better stop now, I'm starting to feel something."
Oh I never said just one. Just not as many as before. That first one will be the best but the next three you limit yourself to (because you know you can- it doesn't have to be the same as before) will put you back on your game Charin.
Fun to be around...cracking jokes, sociable, likable and no longer huddling in a camper watching gagfactor but rather outside in the great outdoors watching the sun set over a pristine lake with a toddy of bourbon w/ icecubes tinkling in the glass and a loving woman on your arm.
It's right there Charin- right at the corner store. You just have to be proactive and take it back.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/04/1008:19 PM
Quote: So I had alcoholwasim?
Nope. You still have it but that's beside the point.
The point is you need the old Chuck back- the Chuck people actually liked. Right around the corner. Everyone loved you. You had the funniest jokes down at the bar.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/04/1008:28 PM
Big Book, p.24, italics
Quote: The fact is that most alcoholics, for reasons yet ob scure, have lost the power of choice in drink. Our so- called will power becomes practically nonexistent. We are unable, at certain times, to bring into our con sciousness with sufficient force the memory of the suf fering and humiliation of even a week or a month ago. We are without defense against the first drink.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/04/1008:35 PM
I wouldn't sweat that Charin. After all you've been drink free for 19 yrs. There is absolutely no reason it has to be the same way this time. I know you remember the bad times but by the same token you remember the good times. Just experience the good times and have that broad on your arm lakeside.
(Here's another hint- a woman (like Gia) who's had a drink or two while watching the sun set is more likely to be receptive to throatfucking).
We're talking $24.00 here to make you feel 25 yrs old again. It's a no-brainer regardless of the big book. Moderation is the answer.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/04/1008:54 PM
Big Book, p. 30:
Quote: We alcoholics are men and women who have lost the ability to control our drinking. We know that no real alcoholic ever recovers control. All of us felt at times that we were regaining control, but such inter- vals—usually brief—were inevitably followed by still less control, which led in time to pitiful and incompre- hensible demoralization. We are convinced to a man that alcoholics of our type are in the grip of a progres- sive illness. Over any considerable period we get worse, never better.
Later, p. 33:
Quote: Most of us have believed that if we remained sober for a long stretch, we could thereafter drink normally. But here is a man who at fifty-five years found he was just where he had left off at thirty. We have seen the truth demonstrated again and again: “Once an alcoholic, al- ways an alcoholic.’’ Commencing to drink after a period of sobriety, we are in a short time as bad as ever. If we are planning to stop drinking, there must be no reservation of any kind, nor any lurking notion that someday we will be immune to alcohol.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/05/1006:24 AM
Quote: Big Book, page 43:
Quote: Once more: The alcoholic at certain times has no effective mental defense against the first drink. Ex- cept in a few rare cases, neither he nor any other human being can provide such a defense. His defense must come from a Higher Power.
See, God has kept me sober for 19 years.
Gia, do you have a Higher Power? Is that an inappropriate question?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/05/1008:37 PM
Quote:
Oh I never said just one. Just not as many as before. That first one will be the best but the next three you limit yourself to (because you know you can- it doesn't have to be the same as before) will put you back on your game Charin.
Fun to be around...cracking jokes, sociable, likable and no longer huddling in a camper watching gagfactor but rather outside in the great outdoors watching the sun set over a pristine lake with a toddy of bourbon w/ icecubes tinkling in the glass and a loving woman on your arm.
It's right there Charin- right at the corner store. You just have to be proactive and take it back.
I read that hearing you say it in Brandon Iron's voice...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/14/1012:01 AM
now that you said that, he'll try to fuck you the next time you're alone. way to be subtle. isn't he kind of a shrimp with weird facial hair?
I find it impossible to believe you haven't fucked any other poster besides Malice. the only reason you haven't fucked me is that we haven't met in person yet. I'm coming for you
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/14/1012:03 PM
Gia, if you got pregnant with a trick baby would you keep it?
If you got an abortion would you wait till the very latest time you could get it done so you would feel like you got the most weight loss out of the procedure??
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/14/1001:36 PM
Quote: Gia, if you got pregnant with a trick baby would you keep it?
If you got an abortion would you wait till the very latest time you could get it done so you would feel like you got the most weight loss out of the procedure??
Let's phrase it properly. Gia, if you were raped by a nigger and became pregnant, would you spend the $300 for an abortion or do it yourself and spend the $300 on shoes?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/14/1001:58 PM
Quote: Gia, if you got pregnant with a trick baby would you keep it?
If you got an abortion would you wait till the very latest time you could get it done so you would feel like you got the most weight loss out of the procedure??
Abortion all the way! I'd do it as soon as possible. But great question.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/15/1001:18 PM
Quote:
Quote: NOT AT ALL.
Touchy! The most degrading thing I can think of happening to Baby G, is delivering some mope's child while screaming on the table "I'll never fuck again!"
The hate child would immediately be delivered to Catholic Charities for redistribution.
Degrading for Gia would mean her having Panzers baby. Her having to look down at her own flesh and blood and see Panzers eyes and face staring back at her. The potty training period would probably be the worse with the kid demanding to have its butt wiped by mommy and then it playing with toy tanks while she did it. 3 years tops of that and she'll be begging to do a bukkake just to get away from the spawn for a day or two.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/15/1003:21 PM
Quote: Are you sure that Ryan Knox as a father would not be even more degrading?
I think Panzer would be more apt to want to be involved if only for the possible chance of catching Gia with a dirty ass and maybe talking her into an enema.
Also, getting Gia pregnant would require Knox to get an erection first.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/15/1004:05 PM
Gia, if Panzer won the lottery, how much would you require to give him a private? How much to be surrogate mother to his child? Serious answer please. Everyone has their price. Especially whores.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/15/1006:49 PM
I was present for delivery of my kids. I think all women say "never again- no sex again ever" at some point during the process. It isn't pretty, and is apparently very painful. I can only imagine the torture of having an ugly or imperfect child.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/16/1001:12 AM
Quote: Gia, if Panzer won the lottery, how much would you require to give him a private? How much to be surrogate mother to his child? Serious answer please. Everyone has their price. Especially whores.
Let's get the record straight...I refuse to have anyone's child.
If Panzer won the lottery, I'd still refuse the private. If you won the lottery, I might consider it. But really, I'm very boring. I'd show up on time, keep my phone off, and not ask for valet money. Very boring.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/20/1009:59 AM
Quote:
Quote: That's nice to hear these days. Not enough of you romantic types left.
Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.
Dude, She is totally going to want to date you now and make slow passionate love to you. She has seen what is really important and its not cock size or wallet size but the size of your big heart. Just kidding, you are a faggot.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/20/1002:18 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Quote: That's nice to hear these days. Not enough of you romantic types left.
Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.
Dude, She is totally going to want to date you now and make slow passionate love to you. She has seen what is really important and its not cock size or wallet size but the size of your big heart. Just kidding, you are a faggot.
Actually, I am quite heterosexual! And while we are discussing inappropriate questions, I have a dilemma that I will pose as a question to the most lovely queen of XXXPornTalk herself...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/20/1002:28 PM
Perverted said:
Quote:
Actually, I am quite heterosexual! And while we are discussing inappropriate questions, I have a dilemma that I will pose as a question to the most lovely queen of XXXPornTalk herself...
This is a poster who has missed the point. Learn from this.
This is a posting that says "hey assholes I am better than you because I respect women. I will also be sending a PM to Gia Jordan (omg wtf holy shit!- Zeus God of Thunder!!!) I hope she actually reads it!".
You got called a faggot not because anyone thinks you are actually a homosexual. We just think that you suck.
EDIT: Is this a real poster? Who would even bother shilling an alt who is so lame?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/20/1002:34 PM
Quote: This is a poster who has missed the point. Learn from this.
This is a posting that says "hey assholes I am better than you because I respect women. I will also be sending a PM to Gia Jordan (omg wtf holy shit!- Zeus God of Thunder!!!) I hope she actually reads it!".
You got called a faggot not because anyone thinks you are actually a homosexual. We just think that you suck.
So anyone who isn't a women-hating loser sucks? Check.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/20/1002:40 PM
I was calling you a douche bag.
Gia may be receptive to this behavior, I have no idea. But it is funny to see anyone kissing Gia's ass in public.
I missed the part of my own post that talked about hating women, can you quote it specifically please? You are also welcome to use any post from the archive where I talk about hating women.
Go for it. Seriously. I bet a few regular posters would love to see how I hate women. Post your findings.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/20/1005:33 PM
Quote:
Quote: I missed the part of my post that talked about hating women, can you quote it specifically please?
You and your fellow posters conduct on this board speaks for itself!
I don't lurk around this board for puppy dogs and ice cream! I think most of the other posters would agree its more fun to see what kind of atrocious scenarios we can think up, and Gia is Sweet enough to respond to such degradation with utmost delight.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/20/1009:11 PM
I know what you mean. It's hard to understand why someone would post somethng this lame:
Quote: Gia, it seems that every time I see you or think of you I instantly get hard, music starts playing and funny things happen inside of me!
I just don't know what to make of it. What do you think?
or this shit:
Quote: Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.
Did you think Gia would message you to say she's starved for conversation with a polite masterbater? Did you suppose it might eventually lead to her wanting to meet you in person and become your girlfriend? Obviously, you're a real ladies man. Very smooth.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/20/1010:57 PM
Quote: I know what you mean. It's hard to understand why someone would post somethng this lame:
Quote: Gia, it seems that every time I see you or think of you I instantly get hard, music starts playing and funny things happen inside of me!
I just don't know what to make of it. What do you think?
or this shit:
Quote: Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.
Did you think Gia would message you to say she's starved for conversation with a polite masterbater? Did you suppose it might eventually lead to her wanting to meet you in person and become your girlfriend? Obviously, you're a real ladies man. Very smooth.
Very predictable Sherlock. Too dumb to see the forest through the trees!
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/21/1002:59 PM
Quote:
Quote:
Quote: That's nice to hear these days. Not enough of you romantic types left.
Don't let these misogynistic women-haters speak for all of us Gia.
Dude, She is totally going to want to date you now and make slow passionate love to you. She has seen what is really important and its not cock size or wallet size but the size of your big heart. Just kidding, you are a faggot.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/21/1009:14 PM
@Perverted Awwww...you are much hearted and thank you for liking me and my scenes. But really, you need to get the feel of this board before you rush to conclusions. Stick around, grow some balls, and clutch them with a drenched hand while you jack off to me.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/21/1009:17 PM
Quote:
Did you think Gia would message you to say she's starved for conversation with a polite masterbater? Did you suppose it might eventually lead to her wanting to meet you in person and become your girlfriend? Obviously, you're a real ladies man. Very smooth.
Polite Masturbator would make an awesome post count title.
And if could get a visual of Polite Masturbator, it'd be Saratoga120 with the rose in his mouth FTW!!!! Where is that pic?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/21/1010:55 PM
Quote: @Perverted Awwww...you are much hearted and thank you for liking me and my scenes. But really, you need to get the feel of this board before you rush to conclusions. Stick around, grow some balls, and clutch them with a drenched hand while you jack off to me.
Thanks for the kind response Gia. I will take your recommendations under advisement.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/22/1002:25 PM
So, I was talking to an old friend of mine I hadn't talked to in a while. The subject of strip clubs and strippers came up. He claimed that going to titty bars had really lost it's appeal for him, so he has taken up trying to make a girl who is dancing for him feel as uncomfortable as possible.
Anyways my question is, being a former stripper yourself, how would you react in theses situations.
A. While lapdancing for a guy, he whispers in your ear, "God, I want to fuck you in holes you don't even have yet."
B. You ask a fellow for a dance and he says, "Yes, but before we do, I have one question. Is this what you really wanted to do with your life?"
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/22/1002:52 PM
Back in my doper days I got kicked out of a strip club on a week night for telling a new girl that I'd buy a lap dance from her because she looked just like my little sister. She broke down into big heaving sobs.
I don't have a sister. I'm an only child.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/22/1004:53 PM
You should go back and say she looks like your daughter/stepdaughter/niece etc.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/22/1005:35 PM
When was the last time (in real, NON-porn life) you allowed a guy to jerk off into your mouth in essentially the same fashion depicted in your scenes? Prior to doing porn, had you ever allowed a guy to do this?
[evil burgness]Does this board realize that even now, through these types of threads and posts, we are USING Gia for our sick, vicarious, filthy pleasure? She is using us too, that is how these things work, but there is only one Baby G, but hundreds of us swinging dicks, all mentally visualizing, and vertically stimulating our gonads, to Gia's posts and pictures and vids etc etc etc. This either makes gia sick, or somewhat horny and amused. I prefer to believe horny{/evil burgness]
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/22/1010:08 PM
Quote: When was the last time (in real, NON-porn life) you allowed a guy to jerk off into your mouth in essentially the same fashion depicted in your scenes? Prior to doing porn, had you ever allowed a guy to do this?
My last relationship. 2 years ago. (no, he was not a porn person) I'm really into safe sex; thus I'd have to be in a monogamous/committed relationship to indulge in him fully like that.
Quote: [evil burgness]Does this board realize that even now, through these types of threads and posts, we are USING Gia for our sick, vicarious, filthy pleasure? She is using us too, that is how these things work, but there is only one Baby G, but hundreds of us swinging dicks, all mentally visualizing, and vertically stimulating our gonads, to Gia's posts and pictures and vids etc etc etc. This either makes gia sick, or somewhat horny and amused. I prefer to believe horny{/evil burgness]
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/23/1001:35 AM
Quote: I tried to kiss her ass in private. It led nowhere.
seriously. like an idiot i once sent her a $100 starbucks giftcard, and nothing, never heard back. figured i'd get a bit more creative, rolled over for a 1-year papaya of the month club. that got me a phone number, no real name but a number, thought i'd play it cool and wait a few days to call. my mind flooded with possibilities. around 90 seconds later i began dialing, voicemail. dialed again, voicemail. on the third try she picked up, i said who i was, what I heard next could only be described as a cell phone being thrown from a moving car.
i'll degrade myself sharing this now because fuck her and i'm past it, i've resigned to the fact she's most comfortable doing the pursuing anyway, like a god damn viper, don't call us we'll call you. ultimately i miss the caveman days, it was easier just pulling the females in a cave and utilizing their best qualities, back before mace.
God gets his kicks watching us sweat like a priest in a whorehouse over things we really want and he'll never give us. I know this now.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/23/1008:19 AM
Re. ^^^^^
I have never, ever EVER met a woman, professional whore or civilian whore, who didnt WANT something (or NEED in the case of Hoes who are in love with pills) before I even wheeled up behind their ass and gently bumped their achilles tendon with my footrests and said hello....
Even the few long term "conventional" relationships I have had, each woman essentially predicated the relationship on my ability to deliver whatever it was she required to actually be in the relationship with moi...I think i already posted somewhere a long time ago about the short relationship I had with the infamous "travelocity whore", who wouldnt gobble my cum unless we were planning a fucking trip somewhere....which at the time was fine with me since I was flying twice a week on Southwest Airlines for my job, up and down the west coast from San Diego to Seattle; I must have earned at least one free roundtrip a month back then, and that was during the "friends fly free" phase, so Miss Travelocity Whore, R.N. was happy as a clam. (Throck martins Whore: She was a nursey nurse at Hoag, hence my references to that hotbed of healing and hoes)
Things fell apart for a variety of reasons, but one of them was due to my refusal to book a flight to Vancouver on Alaska Airlines, first class. No fucking way was I paying for first class when the amount of money would have bought me 7-8 hours with reasonably hot stripper whores, the travelocity whore's skill at extended cumplay just wasnt that fucking mesmerizing
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/23/1001:36 PM
Quote: Yawn. I'd tell him how original he is as we're entering VIP for the 4th time that night.
If you could handle the stench of 3 week old BO he seems to constantly have anymore. Seriously. I don't think the guy bathes but once a month. He spends his days in sitting on his ass in his mother's house doing nothing but playing WOW all day. Hasn't had a job in 3 or 4 years, but always seems to a few bucks to spend on pointless things(video games, movies, junk food). Don't hang out with the guy at all anymore, really.
Not really the kind of guy that needs to be questioning strippers(well, anybody with a job, really) about their life choices).
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/23/1006:56 PM
Quote: Not really the kind of guy that needs to be questioning strippers(well, anybody with a job, really) about their life choices).
All guys, no matter how pathetic, need to question strippers about their life choices.
That's why they are there.
That's what they get paid for.
That's why Allah made them in the first place.
I'm still surprise Gia was a stripper. From the little exposure and conversations I had with them, American strippers always seem to have kids to feed from a guy who can't be found and Euro girls have some scary, uni-brow dude they desperately need to get away from.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/23/1010:07 PM
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Quote: I tried to kiss her ass in private. It led nowhere.
seriously. like an idiot i once sent her a $100 starbucks giftcard, and nothing, never heard back. figured i'd get a bit more creative, rolled over for a 1-year papaya of the month club. that got me a phone number, no real name but a number, thought i'd play it cool and wait a few days to call. my mind flooded with possibilities. around 90 seconds later i began dialing, voicemail. dialed again, voicemail. on the third try she picked up, i said who i was, what I heard next could only be described as a cell phone being thrown from a moving car.
i'll degrade myself sharing this now because fuck her and i'm past it, i've resigned to the fact she's most comfortable doing the pursuing anyway, like a god damn viper, don't call us we'll call you. ultimately i miss the caveman days, it was easier just pulling the females in a cave and utilizing their best qualities, back before mace.
God gets his kicks watching us sweat like a priest in a whorehouse over things we really want and he'll never give us. I know this now.
Wow, that sucks. Either you reek of creeper or G has changed. From the conversations I've had, she's a cool ass chick, much like the one on the board. Always answered my calls, called me, texted back like a champ. Couldn't tell you what her voicemail sounds like. Haven't called her since my quickie marriage, but that is probably mostly out of shame because at times I suck at life.
Go ahead and fix that last sentance, whoever is the funny one.
G may be high maintenance, that I couldn't tell you, but if I ever get a divorce (it's inevitable) I'll be groveling at the feet of Ms. G for an audience. Just hope I didn't miss my chance! Wait, I'm married? FUCK!!
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/09/1002:53 AM
haha. that's jon jon. he's a stunt cock. pic was taken at a party. do you like my unicorn thermal shirt? it's a nice baby gia shirt for when i get cold.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/09/1004:32 PM
Yeah, what's up with niggers and purple? Does it remind them of grape soda or do they drink grape soda because it's purple? It's the old chicken/egg paradox in a simian context.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/09/1008:13 PM
Quote: Yeah, what's up with niggers and purple? Does it remind them of grape soda or do they drink grape soda because it's purple? It's the old chicken/egg paradox in a simian context.
Purple was historically considered a royal color. To a simple mind purple means class, money and power.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/09/1008:28 PM
I remember those. A certain demographic was sporting those on the back window decks of their hoopties around here until a rumor circulated that David Duke owned the company that made them. No more purple crowns.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/09/1008:56 PM
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Quote: Yeah, what's up with niggers and purple? Does it remind them of grape soda or do they drink grape soda because it's purple? It's the old chicken/egg paradox in a simian context.
Purple was historically considered a royal color. To a simple mind purple means class, money and power.
I concur. I've often thought it residue of the "we were once Kings in Africa" disinformation.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/09/1010:20 PM
g you walk in on set. primed to fuck for cash. you got b-pumps, jon jon, and tone "the realest nigga" capone on one corner and you got dirty "dog" harry, tt "roid rage" boy, and talon in the other corner. Gotta fuck. no backing out once the door closed. who you gonna earn your rent from?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/10/1009:16 PM
Quote: g you walk in on set. primed to fuck for cash. you got b-pumps, jon jon, and tone "the realest nigga" capone on one corner and you got dirty "dog" harry, tt "roid rage" boy, and talon in the other corner. Gotta fuck. no backing out once the door closed. who you gonna earn your rent from?
Talon. I suppose he's the most 'normal.' But I'm curious about fucking someone that's having a roid rage. Could be good times.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/16/1006:48 PM
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Quote: Yeah, what's up with niggers and purple? Does it remind them of grape soda or do they drink grape soda because it's purple? It's the old chicken/egg paradox in a simian context.
Purple was historically considered a royal color. To a simple mind purple means class, money and power.
Or they could all be Prince fans. Sometimes the obvious is much more likely than the complex psychological probe.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/18/1007:55 PM
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Quote: Yeah, what's up with niggers and purple? Does it remind them of grape soda or do they drink grape soda because it's purple? It's the old chicken/egg paradox in a simian context.
Purple was historically considered a royal color. To a simple mind purple means class, money and power.
Or they could all be Prince fans. Sometimes the obvious is much more likely than the complex psychological probe.
I learned purple was the color of royalty from watching a Casper the Friendly Ghost cartoon in the late 70s.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/29/1009:18 PM
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Quote: Gia, would you be supportive of your mother if she followed you into the biz like Debella?
No
If your mom entered the biz like Debella, how would you react if your porn pals (Brandin Iron, Christian, Bishop, Monica Foster, Desi Foxx) worked with her? Would you be furious (like Jewell De'nyle)? Would it end the friendship? Would people have to pick a side - either Gia or DeGia?
What would be the ultimate insult? For example, your mom doing a JM bukkake scene? Your mom doing an all black gangbang? etc
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/29/1010:08 PM
Gia, during your days as a performer, did you find it difficult to remove cum from your hair? What method did you use to remove cum from your hair? Did you find that it was easier to remove after it dried or did you try to remove the mope juice while it was still slimy and sticky?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/23/1009:15 AM
The one I can't get over that looks so much like Gia is Joanna Angel. Joanna Angel's does some decent porn for her site. From what I've seen on Youporn, about a third of it is pretty good. A lot higher ratio than you get from most of this incompetent industry.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/23/1010:43 AM
Gia, have you ever refused to do some sex act with a boyfriend? If yes, do you expect him to get some side action, or do you choose a whore for him so he won't get any new STDs?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/23/1010:52 AM
Not that I know of. The guys I date usually have similar likes/kinks as me. However, I do encourage my current bf to get plenty of hookers while he's on business in Europe this Spring.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/24/1111:31 AM
If Vivid now offers Amy Winehouse a million bucks for a sex video, will you be willing to paint yourself grey and light blue and stand in as her "stunt poon"?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/10/1101:23 PM
Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Blast from the past!
I remember her "Fresh off the Bus" piece for AVN back in 2004. It was her and Sammie Rhodes. Ahh, yes, the salad days at AVN with Tim Connelly and Mike Ramone aka Lord Master Damien.
So Gia, when a whore does a creampie scene, what do they do afterwards to clean up the puss, anything unusual, like douching with Coca-Cola? Stocking up on EPT tests? Calling their roommate and cry for an hour?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/13/1210:12 PM
Feel free, add away. My only advice is see if she acknowledges my inquiries before spending too much time typing. My goal was to ask nonsensical and surface questions, assuming any response would lead to questions like yours and much worse.
Since her man called out Niki Nova in the rube's clandestine postings about her, I figure that the new guy is fluent in porn, and has either seen Gia's stuff or cruised a tube or 2 after the initial meeting.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/13/1210:31 PM
I see. However, other than asking if she's giving up the ass for her current guy, none of your questions were particularly "Inappropriate." But we can leave it as it is and see what she has to say.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/14/1212:42 AM
I wondered if he and other guys with porn whores as a partner geet the full porno treatment, provided that all parties are into it. Somewhere on the YouTube channel of ZZInsider Keiran Lee mentioned that he's a five-minute-missionary guy in private. He might have just joked around a bit, I don't know.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/15/1209:08 PM
Gia's not going to have much time to spend here in the next week.
She's on a plane right now headed to Las Vegas where she will be announcing her return to porn as the new contract girl for Taryn It Up Entertainment. More big Gia news coming this week.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/16/1204:48 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
OK, you keep dropping "my boyfriend" all over the joint, obviously beaming that you found someone worthy of your vagina. Tell us a little about him.
Has he been given the gift of you chocolate starfish?
Anal, yes sometimes. He's more into pussy.
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I don't expect you to tell us his occupation, so what does he do for fun, besides watch porn in theaters with you?
He's a total cinephile. Mostly 70s slasher/gore films, Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, Nishimura, early 80s softcore like Emmanuelle and skinamax type stuff, 70s porn (for the story and the sex), some early 80s porn. As for music, he likes various punk genres, glam rock, T.Rex, Jayne County, Runny, GG Allin...surely, I'm missing tons of stuff here because I haven't heard of it. Mostly, he doesn't have hobbies and thinks most things suck.
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Where did you meet?
Union Pool. Brooklyn.
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Does he eat human food, or the oddball diet you somehow survive on?
Vegan except for fish and an occasional slice of pizza. He won't kiss me after I eat steak tartar at Orsay with Heather Pink. We pretty much have same diet except I eat meat sometimes.
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Is he white?
Of course
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How long did you hold out before you blew him? How bout fuck?
Sex on 5th or 6th date. I gave him head the second time we had sex.
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What do you do that annoys him the most?
Great question! Meat, plastic surgery, tardiness.
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What did you get him for X-Mas? Unless he's a Jew, then what did you get him for H-kah?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/16/1204:55 PM
Since you have described him as a total cinephile, I am curious as to his/your opinion of the films of Alejandro Jodorowsky, specifically El Topo and Santa Sangre.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/16/1205:24 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
^^^ If I may add a question: Has he seent all of your movies and does he have a favorite scene?
He researched me after I first told him, went home, and saw a few clips, but couldn't watch in its entirity. He said it felt weird and that I didn't look as good as I do now.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/16/1205:35 PM
Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
I wondered if he and other guys with porn whores as a partner geet the full porno treatment, provided that all parties are into it. Somewhere on the YouTube channel of ZZInsider Keiran Lee mentioned that he's a five-minute-missionary guy in private. He might have just joked around a bit, I don't know.
I totally give him the porno treatment. I show up 2 hours late, tweet in the bathroom when I'm supposed to be getting ready...KIDDING! Hey, maybe my car can get repo'd during the pop shot, for full effect.
I don't have a set formula. But missionary is my favorite because I feel everything. Not just his cock, but the way his body fits with mine, his face, how his hair smells. Kissing is easier as well.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/16/1208:20 PM
Originally Posted By: VW/Velvet
Just as a side bar~ Heather Pink is hot as all hell!
Isn't Heather Pink the one who had to check into bulimia rehab because she was down to like 70 pounds? And her suitcase pimp kept abusing her by telling her she was still too fat? I think she needs a steak from Delmonico more than Naomi.
But she was an awesomely nasty whore--she was down for anything. Unfortunately that included 3 spearchuckers. I bet she'd fuck Ed Koch.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/16/1209:20 PM
Good job on the answers. Thank you whore.
How long in did he start asking about threesomes? I mean that is the reason for dating a porn whore right? Who wants to be the only guy at the party whose whore girlfriend didn't bring a slut home for him?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/17/1211:56 AM
If they ever had some kinked out bronco* session where he calls her Shelley Lubben would be interesting.
* from the urbandictionary.com entry:
"1. bronco
You start by going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab her tits as tight as possible and yell another girls name. This gives you the feeling of riding a wild bronco as she desperately tries to buck you off. buy bronco mugs & shirts
2. bronco
Sex act. When doing it doggie style, you reach around and grab the girls tits and say something to piss her off ("wow, your tits feel just like your sister's..." "oh god, mary... (when her name is jane)" "damn, your loose, who'd you fuck now?" etc.) and try to hold on as long as you can. I pulled a rodeo with amy last night, I was only on for 2.7 seconds. she's strong when she wants to be."
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/17/1204:18 PM
Hey, I was asked to come on here and answer some questions.
EL TOPO and SANTA SANGRE are amazing films! I've seen both of those in the theater and they were great to see the way they were meant to be seen. THE HOLY MOUNTAIN is my fav of Jodorowsky's films. It's very mind-expanding.
I'm not fluent in porn unless you're talking about back when they made real movies. All they seem to do now is compile long drawn out loops which I don't find all that interesting.
The only Tinto Brass movie I think I've ever seen is SALON KITTY which was cool but a little too much on the artsy-fartsy side for me.
Carlo Ponti I know produced TORSO, which was a great bloody Italian-giallo flick, but I don't think he actually directed anything.
As for threesomes I've had a few of those before I ever dated any porn-related ladies and they always seem better in theory than in execution but I'm willing to try and perfect this.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/17/1204:47 PM
Welcome to the board. Please report back on the scene in Addio Zio Tom where the slave on the ship refuses to eat, so they chisel a hole in his incisors and force a funnel into his mouth.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/17/1205:41 PM
Diabolicus- do you like the cheesy horror flicks as well ? Italian and Mexican horror. Films by Fulci, Argento, Bava and the like. How about films by Franco or Rollin and foreign erotic thrillers ? Big fan of the 70's adult industry here too.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1203:16 AM
General exploitation and/or low-budget extreme garbage cinema from any country is good stuff.
Jess Franco has a lot of interesting titles. AWFUL DR. ORLOFF and all his more sleazy stuff. Not so much a fan of the more recent shot-on-video crap though. It just looks like terrible.
What's some of your favorite classic adult flicks, backdoorman? I just watched AMANDA BY NIGHT with Veronica Hart and thought that one was pretty good.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1204:11 AM
No Shelley Lubben bronco sitrep then, I assume. The notion that the new, shot on video stuff looks awful is right until around the second half of the first decade of the 2000s, where video in porn became actual HD and all the carellessly processed shit shot on film in the 1970s looks grainy like a silo. But with Argento as a positive, what can you do?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1207:45 AM
Originally Posted By: Diabolicus
General exploitation and/or low-budget extreme garbage cinema from any country is good stuff.
Jess Franco has a lot of interesting titles. AWFUL DR. ORLOFF and all his more sleazy stuff. Not so much a fan of the more recent shot-on-video crap though. It just looks like terrible.
What's some of your favorite classic adult flicks, backdoorman? I just watched AMANDA BY NIGHT with Veronica Hart and thought that one was pretty good.
That's my exact take on Franco as well. I just watched Macumba Sexual last night. I was surprised in the interview when a much older than in the film Lina Romay stated unequivocally that Ajita Wilson was a post op tranny. She should know cause she had her face in her/his slit a lot.
Favorite adult stuff from the 70's ? Anything from the Avon productions. Check out the collections at Alpha Blue. I just watched "A taste of Money" the other night and liked it. The Opening of Misty Beethoven, Downstairs Upstairs , Ultra Flesh , Sex World , Babylon Pink , Amanda by night , Eruption [ many of John Holmes films ] and Pretty Peaches just to name a few. I also like Euro porn from the same time period and have many of the Alpha France releases. Big fan of Lahaie and Marilyn Jess. I've only recently been digging deeper into early Euro sleaze and b horror .
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1203:03 PM
Yeah Ajita was formerly known as George Wilson. A pretty attractive tranny there. She did some wacky women-in-prison flicks that I recall. I gotta see more of the Alpha Blue stuff. I hate when I get something from one of the bigger companies and it's censored to shit. Gia and myself just caught PRETTY PEACHES in a little theater here recently and it was a real good time. I also just recently watch MISTY BEETHOVEN and thought it was pretty amazing with the quick editing cuts and strange visuals. Really unlike most of the other 70's stuff I've seen so far.
HD is still video and it looks like a video not a film. Also Argento hasn't made a halfway decent film in many years.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1204:25 PM
Well, it doesn't always look like that and for obvious reasons. Pretty advanced perception of attractiveness there in any case. Post-op tranny. Yeah, far out.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1205:25 PM
Yeah far-out man! Thanks for the compliment.
It always looks like something that was shot on video because it was shot on video. Which is something anyone can do and looks it. It doesn't really make a difference anyway since not much of anything that's shot today is worth putting on film anyway.
So this board is just for assholes to insult each other? How unique.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1205:38 PM
To consider that a compliment, okay. Not really though. It doesn't. Check several recent mainstream feature films and discover that they're most likely either shot partially or entirely on video. Video isn't VHS anymore, live with it. Shoot porn on a RED ONE digital camera and capture it at the cinematic standard of 24Hz, then process it correctly and play it back on 120Hz or whatever the flatty supports. Be pleasantly surprised by the results on a Blu-Ray Disc. It can work. Hollywood knows. An assumption and a reference to a failed idea of popular culture. How predictable.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1205:57 PM
Originally Posted By: Diabolicus
So this board is just for assholes to insult each other? How unique.
Not exactly but the insulting each other is just an added bonus and a relief valve of sorts. I have to admit that I've found it hard not to call you a saran wrapped imitation jello ambrosia twat but that probably isn't entirely your fault as you were pushed into the deep end of the cesspool to answer lame questions. Half a fag much?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1206:09 PM
Diabolicus- sometimes the Alpha Blue stuff falls way short as some of it is cut up and the picture quality isn't much sometimes but it's a way to see films you otherwise couldn't see . Alpha France stuff on the other hand is usually excellent. I generally agree on the film versus video with you. To me though it's apples and oranges. The older stuff was more movie than fap material. The new stuff is mostly for just getting off. The features range widely from horrid to tepid.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1206:17 PM
backdoorman, do you need the quote function, even directly under the post responded to to see the connected train of thought or are you trying to tell me something in particular?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1206:30 PM
Don't go all advanced here now. Sometime, somewhere you might end up developing a taste for trash cinema and grotesquely obvious androgyny and roll it in a mantle of psycho babble from all the way down the deep fryer.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1206:37 PM
I didn't believe it then and don't believe it now. There has to be substance in the conceptional phase or it'll be formulaic and bland. Seldom films are enjoyable made this way. Definitely not oh so new.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1206:50 PM
Yeah I'll give you that. I have seen a couple lately that no amount of tits and ass would save. Turned them off after just a few minutes. They have to completely lose my attention for that to happen.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1206:57 PM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Gia's part of the deal while he's on the tower !
That will happen right after she lets Panzer prepare her lunch and install toilet cams in her bathroom so he can monitor her twice weekly bowel movements for his blog.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/18/1211:03 PM
Well, who says XPT only runs porn chicks (or just chicks in general) out of here
I'm suprised Gizzla didn't give him a background on the inmates and it's fairly clear she didn't. If she did, then he is a Whiny McPissedhispants.
Hey G, im in the city and drinking, lets take advantage of each other and pretend it didn't happen in the morning! Hit my cell, I got a new phone and was too stupid to transfer all my #s
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/20/1202:27 AM
Nice to see my sexy boyfriend make a guest appearance here.
No, people, I didn't give him a background on the xpt'ers. From me, he knows the gist of this place and how it's different than other porn boards. Actually, he didn't know porn boards existed but he wasn't shocked. I've mentioned an old xpt incident to him or he's overheard it on my phone conversations, but he isn't familiar with the cast of characters, and it all creates the same look in his eyes as when someone tries to explain Days of Our Lives to me. It's one big blur and you don't care, but you're trying to stay awake to look dutifully attentive because it's your friend's grandma talking.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/20/1202:36 AM
Originally Posted By: Fiend
What does he call you during sex, your real name or your porn name??
Real name. Context is everything. What a stupid question. He met me as my real name. In real life. He didn't meet me in the industry or anything where I'd introduce myself as Gia. He never knew me as Gia. He never met me as Gia. He doesn't call me Gia when he dials the phone to ask what I'm doing Friday night, so why would he call me Gia during sex?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/20/1211:28 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Fiend
What does he call you during sex, your real name or your porn name??
Real name. Context is everything. What a stupid question. He met me as my real name. In real life. He didn't meet me in the industry or anything where I'd introduce myself as Gia. He never knew me as Gia. He never met me as Gia. He doesn't call me Gia when he dials the phone to ask what I'm doing Friday night, so why would he call me Gia during sex?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/20/1209:39 PM
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
good luck darkness^.
gia have any pics that were taken with film cameras youd like to share?just asking because i noticed your holga in one of the whore interview threads.
I don't use the Holga. I just bought it for the pic with Jacky Joy because I liked mint green. In order for me to share film pics I've shot, I'd have to scan them, blah, blah...no because I'm too lazy.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/24/1207:40 PM
That's kinda what I figured from my sisters salad days in Chicago. I don't think she even owned a vacuum for a while because she didn't want to give up the storage space for one.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/24/1207:59 PM
We just have their vacuums. And I just realized I misspelled it. I keep waiting for our old GE dishwasher to crap out so we can upgrade to a "for real" quiet model. Mine was quiet for the time but it's still a distraction.
Before the Miele's made inroads and while Rainbows were making a run, I can remember our local Electrolux Rep telling me "I reckon an Electrolux is about as good a vacuum as a man can get". He was as lonely a salesman back then as the mythical Maytag Man. Electrolux's were the best. I still have one that doesn't even have wheels- it had skids like a sleigh. It belonged to my Grandfather.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/24/1209:17 PM
So Gia, are you into "pinterest.com" yet? I have a website with a lot of scans of old photos and documents and I see users of polyvore ripping my images and I think the pinterest is similar.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/25/1205:40 AM
A lot of bloggers from the interior design blogs I read like doorsixteen, younghouselove, and coco+kelly do pinterest. I just can't seem to get into it.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/30/1210:53 PM
Me at Heather Pink's house. I licked all the white off the jawbreaker she bought me and I'm cuddling with her min pin's doggie toy. This is what we do when it's too damn cold outside. Yep. Real exciting.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/30/1210:58 PM
Originally Posted By: Cum Stains
gia, whats your boyfriend look like? :bananacreme"
Brown hair, brownish green eyes, fair skin, lean yet sturdy build but not crazy in-shape. 6 ft, 175 lbs. Tshirts, flannels, black jeans, and Converse kinda guy. You'd jizz your pants for him.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/01/1211:11 AM
funny your speaking of your boyfriends gia ..didnt you use to date "homeless pirate" brian sherwood ? when does he get out of jail for running over that family ?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/01/1208:37 PM
Surewood was great. He got old and attempted to stay relevant by creating a character. Good for him. Of course, killing that kid sort of tarnished the luster some.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/02/1210:01 PM
Originally Posted By: coveryisadick
funny your speaking of your boyfriends gia ..didnt you use to date "homeless pirate" brian sherwood ? when does he get out of jail for running over that family ?
lol WAHAT? I've never dated him. Just did scenes with him. I've never even hung out with him.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/02/1211:37 PM
You ever do a gay private? How about, you ever hear a story of a PW doing a gay private? Some Chaz/Rosie bull dyke wanna pay to strap it on w/ a PW stories would be good.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/03/1206:13 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: coveryisadick
funny your speaking of your boyfriends gia ..didnt you use to date "homeless pirate" brian sherwood ? when does he get out of jail for running over that family ?
lol WAHAT? I've never dated him. Just did scenes with him. I've never even hung out with him.
I saw a BTS where Chico Wang hung out with Mopey the Pirate. He had thousands of dollars of ninja/medieval weapons on his apartment walls, just like that cool kid from seventh grade.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/03/1204:34 PM
Originally Posted By: fartz
I saw a BTS where Chico Wang hung out with Mopey the Pirate. He had thousands of dollars of ninja/medieval weapons on his apartment walls, just like that cool kid from seventh grade.
Sounds more like Steve Driver, if he'd ever earned enough to afford his own walls.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/20/1205:39 PM
Reading is where it's at as far as hobbies go. You can go and do anywhere and anything. It's cheap and basically limitless and renewable. No way you can read everything.
My sister is a librarian, so she serves as a good filter. She knows what I like which on most counts is nothing like what she reads, but when she finds out about a good author in my preferred "jondras" she mails me pre-pub proofs and also emails recommendations. She's not been wrong yet, then we get to yuck it up about Grisham's bubble-gum writing style that is so addictive (one night reads) and how in the hell did Stephen King ever scare hell out of us with a printed page and how we can connect to the Florida lamented in Tom Dorsey books.
I have/had a lot of hobbies but none have been so fulfilling or constant as reading a good book. I don't have a kindle or similar and not sure I want some. If I want to schizo electronic reading experience I'll surf the web. With a book if the display is too bright, you turn to block the sun. If it's too dark, you light a candle.
Did you sell all your bass gear? If you've already lost interest it would probably be best to just sell it, even if at a loss rather than keep it around as a reminder of something you haven't finished. My experience trying to learn guitar at an advanced age (beyond high school & college) taught me learning that shit is much harder for people concerned with making a buck. Luckily I could afford decent axes which I've given to my son who learned in Jr High and he can make them sing.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/20/1205:50 PM
I still have my gorgeous flat black Ibanez as well as my amp. No intention of selling it, as I like the option of picking it up from time to time.
I've always been a huge reader. I'm always reading! I like actual books. I don't want a kindle. I usually pack a book or mag on the subway with me, and I read when I wake up before I roll out of bed. I learned to read at 2 years old and was reading at a 2nd grade level by the time I was 4. Great parenting tip, guys...have your kids read early, so it keeps them quiet in stores, cars, etc.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/23/1211:35 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I got bored of it last year.
what she meant is
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I have no aptitude for it.
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I get bored of most hobbies quickly.
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Since I have no soul or or intelligence I quit everything I start because it's just to dam hard for me to do anything but get pounded in my holes or point an click a DLR.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 03/06/1207:04 PM
It's apparent that he's jealous of Gias popularity and now the new whore seems to be settling in. Obviously he needs some male attention. I'm done giving it.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 03/06/1207:17 PM
Nah. It's just a hallmark of most bad posters lately.
Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER - 03/21/1210:12 AM
Whores shed tears only while being gag fucked. Although if you bought her a nice enough watch or something, I'm sure she'd send you a few milligrams of saline and say they're tears of sadness.
Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER - 04/05/1202:10 AM
About Nate's gif, scary thing is, I've had so many changes to my looks I can't tell what's the improvements and what was my face in the picture at the time.
Re: GIA JORDAN most stroke worthy pic EVER - 04/05/1209:26 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
About Nate's gif, scary thing is, I've had so many changes to my looks I can't tell what's the improvements and what was my face in the picture at the time.
fixed your jew nose even more and gave it more Audrey Hepburn like appearance... I gave you a chin and bigger cans...
I think you didn't notice because that's how you see yourself... Which is an improvement on your general self loathing..
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/10/1205:54 PM
the gia/audry pic reminds me of a magic the gathering card.ottos her husband im guessing?i think i read on here she hooks,only catch is her husband fucks her with you.shes quite sexy and i dont think id mind.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/10/1207:29 PM
I think I mentioned that happy couple in maybe that very documentary somewhere here a while ago. Absolutely disillusioned they came across. And wound up.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/10/1208:17 PM
I bet it was. Was he bragging about living about buying Clark Gable or Jackie Gleason or some famous dead star's house? And she just smoked a lot of weed and looked dead inside?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/10/1208:26 PM
I do not remember. They were the most empty porn people in the whole documentary by far though. They have habits which do not seem to make them happy in general. Time for change. Or racism.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/14/1207:00 AM
That's Bobby Rinaldi doing the spanking. As much as I enjoy Gia's posts here, she was super fucking annoying in that flick. The first ten minutes is Gia gushing over Audrey and Otto and how excited and honored she is to work with them. Audrey and Otto Destroy The World or something or another.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/06/1204:15 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Lex Noodler
Zirh shave gel is very good, you don't need a brush for it.
Zirh is great! Mach III razors for me. Just legs. I've had everything else lazered off long ago.
Did you run out of money? Why not laser off the hair on your legs? Do You enjoy soaping up your rough hairy legs and the sensation of the mach II gliding up your moist soapy legs?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/06/1210:34 PM
I guess I never thought of it by the time it got the other areas completed. I only have to shave my legs a few times a week anyway and just the calves since my thigh hair grows in blonde if any at all.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/06/1210:38 PM
Originally Posted By: nassim
Any plans to exhibit photos or release a collection through Taschen? Do you sell prints of your work?
Having the honor of Taschen doing my book would be a dream. And yes, I've sold prints of my work before. I should make some for myself to hang in my home. My friend did his hallway like a mini gallery, covered in framed/matted prints of his own work, and it looks really cool.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/10/1203:04 PM
Bump...Gia since you have been working out so much do you have any plans on sharing a picture of your naked self with us perverts? To tell you the truth I really thought you was hot as hell before.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/16/1206:18 PM
Come on Baby Cakes, you are supposed to be the board whore, not the board tease. Just spin the rest of the way around and gimme something to spank to. Help me sleep like a baby tonight.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/16/1211:16 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I suppose I should eventually. Really, I look the same as the pics last year when I was working out.
Didn't you tweet earlier today that you are happy because you can see all of your ribs?
Please tell you're bulimic instead of anorexic. I always enjoyed seeing mopes abuse you, but thought of you abusing yourself at the throne of the porcelain god is even better.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/17/1202:44 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
From age 16 and on, I was vegetarian for 8 years, vegan for 2 years, then ate meat again for years. While performing, I was mostly vegan but the problem was that I was eating a grain based diet. That's where many vegs and vegans fail and they don't even know it.
Towards the end of performing, I got hip to Weston A. Price where I learned the dangers of soy and the benefits of meat as long as it's not processed or in some microwave or fast food form. I call that 'factory food,' Luckily, I never in my life got into factory food and always felt it was cheating yourself from real, honest to goodness taste. Then I started reading David Wolfe and my diet was mostly raw and has been for the past 4 years. Raw food means food that isn't meant to be cooked such as veggies and fruit. Cooking depletes its enzymes and sucks all the oxygen out; thus negating the point of even eating greens and such. Honestly, since I ditched the grain based diet years ago for mostly raw, my metabolism is faster and my energy is through the roof.
Currently, I'm reading a lot of Douglas Graham. He is 100% raw vegan and eschews even agave syrup and nuts. I'm trying that now and like it. We'll see how that goes. If not, I'll return back to high-raw and eat meat way before I'll touch dairy or a grain.
Hi Gia, since it's been about three years since you described your diet, I was wondering if you have anything to amend to your previous post. Do you still enjoy and advocate a raw diet? Anything you've changed or learned regarding nutrition in the past couple years?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 07/17/1208:15 AM
Same. Eating mostly raw and some protein (cooked) like egg whites, steak tarar, and maybe turkey or salmon. I rarely eat grains except for potatoes and a sometimes pizza slice. I think I'm sensitive to gluten. But yes, mostly I eat raw. Love my fruits and vegs.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/28/1203:11 PM
Thanks, Demon. My bf is not allowing me to post said self-portraits. Hey, I'm just gonna roll with it and respect that. As for the 2nd question, I got lucky on having a non-offensive scent/taste in that area.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/29/1203:57 AM
Look, judging upon my bf's opinions on certain things, I know he's not going to be down with me posting such pics. I really like him a lot, we're really close, and don't want to fuck this up.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/29/1207:14 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Look, judging upon my bf's opinions on certain things, I know he's not going to be down with me posting such pics. I really like him a lot, we're really close, and don't want to fuck this up.
How the fuck did you hook up with person who claims not to look a porn, drinks like a fish, and prevents you from posting pictures on a forum?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/29/1201:07 PM
Listen whatever reason Gia gives for not posting pics of herself it is up to her. As tough as nails bitchy take-no-shit attitude she portrays here (especially when she was single) always belied an obvious self loathing typical female insecurity. Gia is insecure. Didn't date for a long time. Not she is dating a guy who obviously has 'hand'. If she is happy let her have it.
But, I am afraid Nathanial Mayweather may have hit it right on the head.
I hope for Gia's sake he is incorrect. But as smart as most people seem on the surface, we all tend to be idiots when it comes to choosing our own relationships---Me included!
I vividly remember a stirring scene of Gia's set outside, poolside, her (then) voluptuous bottom resting on some poor sap's face. I guess we still have too, and Paris.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/30/1206:54 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Thanks, Demon. My bf is not allowing me to post said self-portraits. Hey, I'm just gonna roll with it and respect that. As for the 2nd question, I got lucky on having a non-offensive scent/taste in that area.
Ok cool .. worth a punt and can't blame me for asking. But when you get the bazongers you gotta show em off, otherwise they are a waste of $$$'s.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/31/1206:41 AM
Originally Posted By: 2Savage
Listen whatever reason Gia gives for not posting pics of herself it is up to her. As tough as nails bitchy take-no-shit attitude she portrays here (especially when she was single) always belied an obvious self loathing typical female insecurity. Gia is insecure. Didn't date for a long time. Not she is dating a guy who obviously has 'hand'. If she is happy let her have it.
But, I am afraid Nathanial Mayweather may have hit it right on the head.
I hope for Gia's sake he is incorrect. But as smart as most people seem on the surface, we all tend to be idiots when it comes to choosing our own relationships---Me included!
A deep and caring one. An outcome is predictable. And next.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/31/1208:23 PM
Originally Posted By: Demonbolloxs
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Thanks, Demon. My bf is not allowing me to post said self-portraits. Hey, I'm just gonna roll with it and respect that. As for the 2nd question, I got lucky on having a non-offensive scent/taste in that area.
Ok cool .. worth a punt and can't blame me for asking. But when you get the bazongers you gotta show em off, otherwise they are a waste of $$$'s.
Indeed!
Hey guys, sorry I've been so busy. When not hitting the gym or enjoying my Summer (which I usually hate...c'mon, Fall!), I've been shooting for a few different mags including my new venture for Hustler Mag with Ashley Blue. We are a writer and photographer team. I'll keep you posted on when our first issue streets. Btw, get the new Fox Magazine. Tara Lynn Foxx is on the cover. Great time shooting and interviewing her.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/31/1208:37 PM
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Look, judging upon my bf's opinions on certain things, I know he's not going to be down with me posting such pics. I really like him a lot, we're really close, and don't want to fuck this up.
How the fuck did you hook up with person who claims not to look a porn, drinks like a fish, and prevents you from posting pictures on a forum?
You must like liars....
do you like them?
Good luck with your faithless relationship...
cheers whore
Nate, it's curious to me as well that he doesn't like porn. Most men do. I've asked him time and time again to see if he was lying, then wondered why he would lie if he's dating an ex-porn performer turned pornographer who enjoyed her time in front of the camera. It's weird...sex is hot, etc; he doesn't hold back. Meaning, he does all the things that happen in porn, but he does not like porn. He says it's either boring or disgusting and has no idea why a guy would want to watch a girl receive loads on her face. It's too bad because I like talking about porn with a significant other and sometimes watching it with them; but European porn because then it's hotter because I don't know anyone. Then again, fun's to be had sometimes when you watch your friend cum dodge or you see her rolling her eyes at the mope who stole her weed on a Red Light set 3 years ago. My dude especially can't even watch my scenes. Sort of understandable, but because he's so turned off by porn, I enjoy having my dvds laying around just to bother him because it's freakin' hilarious. I make sure I find the most disturbing ones. I should probably stop doing that. Eventually. I'm evil.
He's supportive of me as a pornographer and understands what I shoot. That's more important than rather he likes porn or not.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/31/1209:19 PM
Lame, probably rather appropriate question:
Do you think porn can still be hot after all you probably know about how it was produced; can you get something out of it, turned on, by any chance?
Do you think porn people can get satisfied the same way having private sex, like those not having sex for a living? Not in terms of intensity or circus act, in terms of accustomisation.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/31/1209:35 PM
I was playing around with a new app today called Oldify and I decided to make you old, Gia. I made you fat once with the FatBooth app and it came out looking pretty good.
You can interact with the photo a bit. The eyes will follow your finger, so here I also made you dead inside.
Then I took the old fat photo and I made you fat and old.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/31/1210:12 PM
I just tried and it looked.... bizarre. You put two dots down where eyes are and a line where the mouth is. So I put a dot on each lip and the line on the butthole. The app thought it was a face, so the area on the lips where the eye dots were started blinking. And when I poked the image...the butthole frowned.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/31/1210:24 PM
And when I restarted the app, it got even freakier. The image was still there, moving back and forth slightly and blinking. And then the butthole let out a depressed sigh.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/01/1212:55 AM
Speaking from the perspective of someone whose former SO was an actual whore, leaving your DVDs around for your SO to be confronted with is far from comical. It's a really hostile move. But I'm sure you two crazy kids can work it out.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/01/1207:21 AM
Some dudes are like that. I knew a couple guys that wouldn't go to strip clubs, because they don't wanna see chicks naked they aren't going to fuck. That is a much better type than the cheap douches that think they win a dollar if they annoy a chick into leaving w/o a tip.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/01/1207:39 AM
That makes sense, as it's like going to a buffet and only being allowed to smell the food. But a guy with a functioning set of balls not liking porn? C'mon. If I wasn't such an honest bastard, I would totally tell a girl that I don't see the appeal of facials to, you know, make her think I have some kind of respect or something.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/01/1211:42 AM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Different strokes, gentlemen. Some guys do have respect or something. Sure, it's an abomination, but they're out there.
Just because a guy likes porn, doesn't mean he's not respectful. And vice-versa.
Quote:
Speaking from the perspective of someone whose former SO was an actual whore, leaving your DVDs around for your SO to be confronted with is far from comical. It's a really hostile move. But I'm sure you two crazy kids can work it out.
You're right. I'll stop. He called me out on it last time, saying it's a test and he's not buying into such antics on my part.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/01/1201:39 PM
Originally Posted By: PipeD
Lame, probably rather appropriate question:
Do you think porn can still be hot after all you probably know about how it was produced; can you get something out of it, turned on, by any chance?
Do you think porn people can get satisfied the same way having private sex, like those not having sex for a living? Not in terms of intensity or circus act, in terms of accustomisation.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/01/1204:27 PM
Originally Posted By: The Meat
Are you sure he ain't lying to you b/c if he admits he likes porn he's afraid he'll come off like a perv?
As opposed to his other deviant likes which he has no problem expressing? I truly think he's just not into porn.
Quote:
Lame, probably rather appropriate question:
Do you think porn can still be hot after all you probably know about how it was produced; can you get something out of it, turned on, by any chance?
Do you think porn people can get satisfied the same way having private sex, like those not having sex for a living? Not in terms of intensity or circus act, in terms of accustomisation.
Not lame at all. Sorry, I missed your question last time.
Yes, being in the industry has desensitized my porn viewing; however, when I watched porn pre-industry, getting aroused by it wasn't always the end point. Sometimes, I'd just watch it as background fodder while I'm cleaning the house. These days, my porn viewing has decreased but I still like it, but mostly I fast fwd more than I view. I've become pickier about the girls' looks and performance. What hasn't changed is, if I am turned on by what's on the screen, I act on it much later like a memory bank reserved for later time. I've never been one to watch porn then start banging the bf right then and there.
Sex in real life isn't the same sex as when you're performing sex for the camera. Entirely different expectations, entirely different intent, entirely different emotions/passion.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/01/1206:50 PM
Interesting. Pickier about the girls' looks and performances. Something which seems to counteract a lack in looks somewhat or at leat to a degree is intensity, obviously. Someone like Charley Chase does not have a too pornish face, but goes at it with some faked passion. Mason Moore might be considered done by some, still she tries to deliver. Francesca Le is just a crazy whore. Unicorns, delivering porn whores is what makes porn mildly amusing at times.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/01/1207:11 PM
I'd prefer the girl to have both looks and performance, but if one were to outweigh the other, I prefer it performance > looks but the looks have to be decent yet uber off the charts in performance.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/02/1201:17 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
He called me out on it last time, saying it's a test and he's not buying into such antics on my part.
Hmmm. You got a guy that isn't afraid to call you out and won't tolerate BS. That might be very good for you. I am now very intrigued to read the updates.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/02/1206:18 PM
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Look, judging upon my bf's opinions on certain things, I know he's not going to be down with me posting such pics. I really like him a lot, we're really close, and don't want to fuck this up.
How the fuck did you hook up with person who claims not to look a porn, drinks like a fish, and prevents you from posting pictures on a forum?
You must like liars....
do you like them?
Good luck with your faithless relationship...
cheers whore
I leave for a while, wander back and there's still douchebags hassling the pornstars.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/02/1209:18 PM
Originally Posted By: Fenrir
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Look, judging upon my bf's opinions on certain things, I know he's not going to be down with me posting such pics. I really like him a lot, we're really close, and don't want to fuck this up.
How the fuck did you hook up with person who claims not to look a porn, drinks like a fish, and prevents you from posting pictures on a forum?
You must like liars....
do you like them?
Good luck with your faithless relationship...
cheers whore
I leave for a while, wander back and there's still douchebags hassling the pornstars.
Eeeesh. Some shit never changes.
The Boyfriend?
Yep That's what I'm thinking...
Here is a hypothetical inappropriate question Whore Gia.
If you found out this "boy" friend of yours had an account on this board that he established before he met you and that he never posted with...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1208:10 AM
The Boyfriend?
Bwah-ha-ha-ha!
I know you've got a hate on for Gia, but even I wouldn't wish myself on her as a boyfriend. (Girl's head to toe Gucci. I'm a Mark's work warehouse kinda guy. Oil and water.)
I don't know what tiny fucking hole of the internet you crawled out of dude, but crawl back into it. Go back to 4chan or whatever internet spoogepit spawned you.
Gia's a cool chick with a razor wit and she deigns to hang with us scumbags online once in a while and I appreciate that.
You are a tiny dicked motherfucking nobody with a Napoleon complex begging for attention from her.
'Oh ban me Gia. Please, please bannnnnn me. That's right, I called you a whore! And a tramp! And... and... some other words I had to look up in the thesaurus!'
And you know what man, I get it. It's obviously a fetish that you don't make enough money to indulge normally, so you come on here and attention whore yourself out to a retired semi famous porn star. I don't mind it, really.
But you're really just the latest in a long line of internet tough guys harrassing porn stars on this site. There's nothing new, unique or even likable about you.
And the boyfriend comment just puts you into Moncia Foster delusional paranoia territory.
So whatever limpdick. Knock yourself out. Gia's a big girl, she can handle you with ease whenver she wants to. I'll wave goodbye if the ban hammer hits... but she's more likely to just ignore your shit and move on. Primarily because you aren't worth the effort.
Oh... and hi Everybody. Fenris is back. (Couldn't get into the old account, so I set this one up.)
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1210:38 AM
Hello all, this is Gia's bf. I hijacked her account again. I'm not sure why everyone is so offended that I don't like porn, and if I don't why would I date someone that is involved in the industry. Let me clear the air a bit. First of all, I don't see the enjoyment of watching someone else fucking, when I can be doing it myself. It's the same way with sports, I'm down to play racquetball or whatever but I'm not gonna sit on a couch and watch some other asshole do it on tv. Gia has many other favorable qualities as a human being in the real world that have nothing to do with porn. In fact porn is hardly ever mentioned except when she gets drunk and thinks its funny to try and disturb me with her past transgressions. I have nothing against porn, in fact if I had to choose between watching porn and watching basketball, I would choose the one that had naked chicks in it.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1210:47 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Hello all, this is Gia's bf. I hijacked her account again. I'm not sure why everyone is so offended that I don't like porn, and if I don't why would I date someone that is involved in the industry. Let me clear the air a bit. First of all, I don't see the enjoyment of watching someone else fucking, when I can be doing it myself. It's the same way with sports, I'm down to throw a basketball around with some friends but I'm not gonna sit on a couch and watch some other asshole do it on tv. Also Gia has many other favorable qualities as a human being in the real world that have nothing to do with porn. In fact it's hardly ever mentioned. I have nothing against porn in fact if I had to choose between watching porn and watching basketball, I would choose the one that had naked chicks in it. Honestly though I'm fucking a "porn star" several times a day so why would I need to watch someone else do it?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1211:01 AM
Gia, wtf is wrong with . Is breakfast ready yet? I'm hungover as fuck and editing to explain myself to a bunch of strangers that whack off to you and wanna talk about it.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1211:06 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Hello all, this is Gia's bf. I hijacked her account again. I'm not sure why everyone is so offended that I don't like porn, and if I don't why would I date someone that is involved in the industry. Let me clear the air a bit. First of all, I don't see the enjoyment of watching someone else fucking, when I can be doing it myself. It's the same way with sports, I'm down to play racquetball or whatever but I'm not gonna sit on a couch and watch some other asshole do it on tv. Gia has many other favorable qualities as a human being in the real world that have nothing to do with porn. In fact porn is hardly ever mentioned except when she gets drunk and thinks its funny to try and disturb me with her past transgressions. I have nothing against porn, in fact if I had to choose between watching porn and watching basketball, I would choose the one that had naked chicks in it.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1211:09 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Gia, wtf is wrong with . Is breakfast ready yet? I'm hungover as fuck and editing to explain myself to a bunch of strangers that whack off to you and wanna talk about it.
The more you struggle, the quicker you sink. Just be calm and slowly move toward the edge, until someone throws you a life line.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1211:18 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Gia made me say raquetball because she probably doesn't want people to think I'm black
Or it could be because no one "throws the basketball around," but like I said, and like Knox suggested, it would be best to let it all lie and not engage the trolls.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1212:27 PM
+100b for jerky and knox.
Gia's just one of the group, like any of the rest of us. She's unlike the souls that come here expecting the positive attention of the fanbois they think populate this little ghetto. I honestly don't even see her as a soul anymore. She's just another of us wandering thru the ether.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1201:28 PM
It looks as if the guy for a while thinks everyone posting on the board is just shaking it to his latest aquisition all day. There is choice, competition, preference and time passed to consider. He is supposed not to like porn. Whatever, so he does not. The naive understanding of the periphery is showing.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1202:02 PM
I have nothing against porn, in fact if I had to choose between watching porn and watching basketball, I would choose the one that had naked chicks in it. <---- I like this guy
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1202:36 PM
What a douche. Gets on his "girl" Friends account to defend himself against trolls on a troll board because he knows he is fibbing about not liking porn. How insecure do you have to be to "hijack" your "girls" account? If you weren't insecure you wouldn't give a fuck.
Lady is a porn whore. Dont give a fuck
Lady shoots porn.
Dont give a fuck
LOL
Faithless relationship
Look If you don't get hard while thinking of or looking at hot clean tight female pussy and assholes you're either a liar or you're a gay...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1203:01 PM
Originally Posted By: PipeD
It looks as if the guy for a while thinks everyone posting on the board is just shaking it to his latest aquisition all day. There is choice, competition, preference and time passed to consider. He is supposed not to like porn. Whatever, so he does not. The naive understanding of the periphery is showing.
And: Who stands out in porn currently? Once more.
Hell, all. This is Gia's bf here again. Actually, no I don't think you guys are all just jacking off to my girlfriend every second. Gia explained xpt to me on our third date and basically said being here is a big part of her life, and for that reason, I decided to finally check it out. I've been reading it the past few days. Porn's what brings you all here but porn is the last thing you talk about. It's the other stuff that bond this place as a family. I get it. Anyone who lurks can tell this isn't a fanboi board and Gia would've become bored and left this place a long time ago if it was.
She's shopping right now. I'll ask her what porn stars she likes when she comes back.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1203:07 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Hell, all. This is Gia's bf here again. Actually, no I don't think you guys are all just jacking off to my girlfriend every second. Gia explained xpt to me on our third date and basically said being here is a big part of her life, and for that reason, I decided to finally check it out. I've been reading it the past few days. Porn's what brings you all here but porn is the last thing you talk about. It's the other stuff that bond this place as a family. I get it. Anyone who lurks can tell this isn't a fanboi board and Gia would've become bored and left this place a long time ago if it was.
She's shopping right now. I'll ask her what porn stars she likes when she comes back.
I'd say "pack" rather than family, but yeah, porn is secondary here.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1203:08 PM
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
What a douche. Gets on his "girl" Friends account to defend himself against trolls on a troll board because he knows he is fibbing about not liking porn. How insecure do you have to be to "hijack" your "girls" account? If you weren't insecure you wouldn't give a fuck.
Lady is a porn whore. Dont give a fuck
Lady shoots porn.
Dont give a fuck
LOL
Faithless relationship
Look If you don't get hard while thinking of or looking at hot clean tight female pussy and assholes you're either a liar or you're a gay...
Hijack was a term used lightly. She goes on this site on my ipad where shes always logged in and said I can post here any time. Why get my own account if I'm not going to be on here much? That girl is begging me to join and thinks it'd be fun but message boards arent really my thing. I'm on an absinthe board but even there lurking > posting. And I don't live on the internet like Gia
I don't like porn. I don't know what to tell you. Maybe girl only porn since I don't want to see penises. But even then, I don't get hard. Mildly turned on. The rest of porn is disgusting.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1203:23 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
What a douche. Gets on his "girl" Friends account to defend himself against trolls on a troll board because he knows he is fibbing about not liking porn. How insecure do you have to be to "hijack" your "girls" account? If you weren't insecure you wouldn't give a fuck.
Lady is a porn whore. Dont give a fuck
Lady shoots porn.
Dont give a fuck
LOL
Faithless relationship
Look If you don't get hard while thinking of or looking at hot clean tight female pussy and assholes you're either a liar or you're a gay...
Hijack was a term used lightly. She goes on this site on my ipad where shes always logged in and said I can post here any time. Why get my own account if I'm not going to be on here much? That girl is begging me to join and thinks it'd be fun but message boards arent really my thing. I'm on an absinthe board but even there lurking > posting. And I don't live on the internet like Gia
I don't like porn. I don't know what to tell you. Maybe girl only porn since I don't want to see penises. But even then, I don't get hard. Mildly turned on. The rest of porn is disgusting.
Don't feed the trolls dude.
Actually, it's XPT. Do what you want... but at least pick a troll with some skillz.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1203:29 PM
Yes, please don't create your own acct. Then if you enjoy the hate and humor here, you and Gia will be fighting over who gets to stay, should you 2 kids part ways in the future.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1206:09 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Yes, please don't create your own acct. Then if you enjoy the hate and humor here, you and Gia will be fighting over who gets to stay, should you 2 kids part ways in the future.
Sort of a Kramer vs. Kramer with a murder of retards in the balance. Retards do travel in a murder, don't they?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1206:47 PM
Wish this insecure douche would get the fuck off his lady whores account and out of her fucking inappropriate question thread.... I have no questions I'd like to ask him and no answers I want to know...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/03/1207:28 PM
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Wish this insecure douche would get the fuck off his lady whores account and out of her fucking inappropriate question thread.... I have no questions I'd like to ask him and no answers I want to know...
SO
FUCK OFF FAITHLESS MOPE
You seem bitter dude.
Keep swinging. Maybe one day you'll get a rise from Gia.
Maybe you should go watch Rudy for some inspiration or something.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/05/1211:50 AM
Funny story about faceblaster. The nerd actually called up an old pal of mine and asked if he was in danger of me kicking his ass, lol. Yet he still persists to talk shit and be a troll. Just begging for a beating.
The reason faceblaster had to retire: Dick to small and fellow mopes got tired of him trying to get extra kneel time with the whores. At least I fucked girls. Faceblaster you're pathetic. Take it to the cage if you want me to shit on you. Not here...
Or better still just get a life. You don't have to prove anything here. Let go of the past. It's over for you
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/05/1212:11 PM
Make that former pal. All your old friends hate you now due to your bragging and delusions. You took it up the ass and let bus stop ladies piss in your mouth. End of story, prag.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/05/1212:40 PM
Still my pal and he's one of the people who complained to directors about you and one of the reasons you're not working anymore
You and a few of your fellow troll friends are the only ones who hate me. Let it go.
Describing three seperate occasions doesn't mean I didn't fuck a couple a hundred girls and you did. It's a fact that cannot be disproved (iafd.com) It took you over 10 years to amass less than half the ammount of credits that I have. Great job.
Most of the posters here can identify with you because they too have never had regular intercourse with a woman. Any sex you have with a woman, you will surely pay for with cash. End of the neverending story.
I eagerly await your redundant, predictable and unoriginal retort. Please be sure to requote everything you've ever posted about me. That really makes a difference.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/05/1212:47 PM
You got banned from American Bukkake! Think about that, among all those guys you stood out as the one to be banned. Couple of hundred???? Nope. Wait, you also got banned from all Chico Wang sets! Now think about that!
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/08/1207:41 AM
Even though he doesn't like the porn, the thread begs the question, "which mope does Gia's boyfriend like better?" Faceblaster or Knox? This is funny on so many unintentional levels, I don't even fucking know where to begin.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/13/1202:20 AM
Do you make thoughtless remarks or accusations which later you regret?
When others are getting rallied, do you remain fairly composed?
Do you browse through railway timetables, directories, or dictionaries just for pleasure?
When asked to make a decision, would you be swayed by your like or dislike of the personality involved?
Do you intend two or less children in your family even though your health and income will permit more?
Do you get occasional twitches of your muscles, when there is no logical reason for it?
Would you prefer to be in a position where you did not have the responsibilities of making decisions?
Are your actions considered unpredictable by other people?
Do you consider more money should be spent on social security?
Do other people interest you very much?
Is your voice monotonous, rather than varied in pitch?
Do you normally let the other person start the conversation?
Are you readily interested in other people's conversations?
Would the idea of inflicting pain on game, small animals or fish prevent you from hunting or fishing?
Are you often impulsive in your behavior?
Do you speak slowly?
Are you usually concerned about the need to protect your health?
Does an unexpected action cause your muscles to twitch?
Are you normally considerate in your demands on your employees, relatives, or pupils?
Do you consider that you could give a valid 'snao judgment ?
Do your past failures still worry you?
Do you find yourself being extra-active for periods lasting several days?
Do you resent the efforts of others to tell you what to do?
Is it normaly hard for you to 'own up and take the blame'?
Do you have a small circle of close friends, rather than a large number of friends, speaking acquaintances?
Is your life a constant struggle for survival?
Do you often sing or whistle just for the fun of it?
Are you considered warm-hearted by your friends?
Would you rather give orders than take them?
Do you enjoy telling people the latest scandal about your associates?
Could you agree, to strict discipline ?
Would the idea of making a complete new start cause you much concern?
Do you make efforts to get others to laugh and smile?
Do you find it easy to express your emotions?
Do you refrain from complaining when the other person is late for an appointment?
Are you sometimes considered by others a "spoilsport"?
Do you consider there are other people who are definitely unfriendly toward you and work against you?
Would you admit you were wrong just to "keep the peace"?
Do you have only a few people of whom you are really tend
Are you rarely happy, unless you have a special reason?
Do you "circulate around" at a social gathering?
Do you take reasonable precaution to prevent accidents?
Does the idea of talking in front of people make you nervous?
If you saw an article in a shop obviously mistakenly marked lower than its correct price, would you try to get it at that price?
Do you often feel that people are looking at you or talking about you behind your back?
Are you 'always getting into trouble'?
Have you any particular hate or fear?
Do you prefer to be an onlooker rather than participate in any active sport?
Do you find it easy to be impartial?
Have you a definitely set standard of courteous behavior in front of other members of your family?
Can you start the "ball rolling" at a social gathering?
Would you "buy on credit" with the hope that you can keep up the payments?
Do you get an after-reaction when something unexpected such as an accident or other disturbing incident takes place?
Do you consider the good of all concerned rather than your own personal advantages?
When hearing a lecturer, do you sometimes experience the idea that the speaker is referring entirely to you?
Does 'external noise' rarely intertere with your concentration?
Are you usually "up-to-date" on everyday affairs?
Can you confidently plan and work towards carrying out an event in six months time?
Do you consider the modern "prisons without bars" system doomed to failure?
Do you tend to be careless?
Do you ever get a 'dreamlike feeling toward life when it all seems unreal?
Do you speedily recover from the effects of bad news?
When you criticize - do you at the same time try to encourage?
Are you normally considered "cold"?
Are your opinions insufficiently important to tell other people?
Are you so self-assured that it sometimes annoys others?
Do you keep "close contact" on articles of yours which you have loaned to friends? Do you enjoy activities of your own choosing?
Does emotional music have quite an effect on you?
Do you completely condemn a person because he is a rival or opponent in some aspect of your relations with him?
Do you often "sit and think" about death, sickness, pain and sorrow?
Are you perturbed at the idea of loss of dignity?
Are you always collecting things which "might be useful"?
Would you criticize faults and point out the bad points on someone else's character or handiwork?
Are you openly appreciative of beautiful things?
Do you sometimes give away articles which strictly speaking do not belong to you?
Do you greet people effusively?
Do you often ponder on previous misfortunes?
Are you sometimes considered forceful in your actions or opinions?
Do you accept criticism easily and without resentment?
Are you usually undisturbed by "noises off" when you are trying to rest? Are you likely to be jealous?
Do you tend to put off doing things and then discover it is too late?
Do you prefer to abide by the wishes of others rather than seek to have your own way?
Do you find it easy to get yourself started on a project?
Do you bite your fingernails or chew the end of your pencil?
Do you "turn up the volume" of your emotions just to create an effect?
If we were invading another country, would you feel sympathetic towards conscientious objectors in this country?
Are there some things about yourself on which you are touchy?
Do you have few interests and activities that are your own choice?
Do you ever get a single thought which hangs around for days?
Are you a slow eater?
Can you be a stabilizing influence when others get panicky?
Would you stop and find out whether a person needed help even though they had not directly asked you for it?
Are you prejudiced in favor of your own school, college, club or team, etc,?
Do you pay your debts and keep your promises when it is possible?
Do you sleep well?
Would you use corporal punishment on a child aged ten if it refused to obey you? Do you prefer to take a passive role in any club or organization to which you belong?
Are you logical and scientific in your thinking?
Does the youth of today have more opportunity than that of a generation ago?
Do you throw things away only to discover that you need them later?
Would you give up easily on a given course if it were causing you a considerable amount of inconvenience?
Do you "wax enthusiastic' about only a few subjects?
Do you rarely suspect the actions of others?
Do you sometimes wonder if anyone really cares about you?
Do you turn down responsibility because you doubt your fitness to cope?
Do you sometimes feel compelled to repeat some interesting item or tidbit?
Do you tend to exaggerate a justifiable grievance?
Is your facial expression varied rather than set?
Do you usually need to justify or back up an opinion once stated?
Do you openly and sincerely admire beauty in other people?
Would it take a definite effort on your part to consider the subject of suicide?
Would you consider yourself energetic in your attitude toward life?
Would a disagreement affect your general relationship with another person?
Does a minor failure on your part rarely trouble you?
Do you sometimes feel that you talk too much?
Do you smile much?
Are you easily pleased?
When met with direct opposition would you still seek to have your own way rather than give in?
Provided the distance were not too great, would you still prefer to ride rather than walk?
Do you ever get disturbed by the noise of the wind or a "house settling down"? Is your opinion influenced by looking at things from the standpoint of your experiences, occupation or training?
Do you often make tactless blunders?
Are you suspicious of people who ask to borrow money from you?
Are your decisions swayed by personal interests?
Can you get quite enthusiastic over "some simple little thing"?
Do you frequently take action even though you know your own good judgment would indicate otherwise?
Are you in favor of color bar and class distinction?
Are you aware of any habitual physical mannerisms such as pulling your hair, nose, ears, or such like?
Can you quickly adapt and make use of new conditions and situations even though they may be difficult?
Do some noises "set your teeth on edge"?
Can you see the other fellow's point of view when you wish to?
Do you go to bed when you want to, rather than "by the clock"?
Do the "petty foibles" of others make you impatient?
Do children irritate you?
Are you less talkative than your associates?
Do you usually carry out assignments promptly and systematically?
Would you assist a fellow traveler rather than leave it to the officials?
When voting, do you vote the same party ticket straight rather than studying the candidates and issues?
Do you frequently dwell on your past illnesses or painful experiences?
Do you get very ill at ease in disordered surroundings?
Do you usually criticize a film or show that you see or a book that you read?
When recounting some amusing incident can you easily imitate the mannerisms or the dialect in the original incident?
In subjects about which you are not expert, are your own ideas of sufficient importance as to tell others?
Do you have a tendency to tidy up a disorder of somebody else's household? Can you accept defeat easily without the necessity of "swallowing your disappointment"?
Do you often feel depressed?
Are you ever ill at ease in the company of children?
Do you get frustrated at not being able to do something rather than finding a substitute activity or system?
Are you sometimes completely unable to enter the spirit of things? Do you rarely express your grievances?
Do you work in "spurts" being relatively inactive and then furiously active for a day or two?
Does the number of uncompleted jobs you have on hand bother you?
Do people enjoy being in your company?
Could you allow someone to finish those "final two words'in a crossword puzzle without interfering?
Do you consider the best points of most people and only rarely speak slightingly of them?
Do you laugh or smile quite readily?
Are you detinite and emphatic in voice and manner?
Are you effusive only to close friends if at all?
Are your interests and tields of knowledge so important as to give little time for anything else?
Would you like to 'start a new activity' in the area in which you live?
Would you make the necessary actions to kill an animal in order to put it out of pain?
Is it easy for you to relax?
Do you have little regret on past misfortunes and failures?
Does the idea of fear or apprehension give you a physical reaction?
Can you trust the decision of your judgment in an emotional situation in which you are involved?
Could someone else consider that you were really active?
Do you find it hard to get started on a task that needs to be done?
Are you opposed to the "probation system" for criminals" Do you spend much time on needless worries?
In a disagreement do you find it hard to understand how the other person fails to see your side, and thus agree with you?
Do you cope with everyday problems of living quite well?
Are you usually truthful to others?
Would you rather "wait for something to happen" as opposed to you causing it? Do you spend too freely in relation to your income?
Can you take a "calculated risk" without too much worry?
If you were involved in a slight car accident, would you really take the trouble to see that any damage you did was made good?
Do others push you around?
Do you make allowances for your friends where with others you might judge more severely?
Do you often ponder over your own inferiority?
Do people criticize you to others?
Are you embarrassed by a hearty greeting such as a kiss, hug, or pat on the back, if done in public?
Do you frequently not do something you want to do because of other people's desires?
Are you sometimes convinced of the correctness of your opinions about a subject even though you are not an expert?
Do you often find yourself "going off in all directions at once"?
Do your acquaintances seem to think more of your abilities than you do?
Is the idea of death or even reminders of death abhorrent to you?
Having settled an argument out do you continue to feel disgruntled for a while?
Are you friendly in voice, attitude, and expression?
Does life seem rather vague and unreal to you?
Do you often feel upset about the state of war victims and political refugees?
Do "mere acquaintances" appeal to you for aid or advice in their personal difficulties?
If you lose an article, do you get the idea that "someone must have stolen or mislaid it?"
It you thought that someone was suspicious of you and your actions, would you tackle them on the subject rather than leaving them to work it out?
Do you sometimes feel that your age is against you (too young or too old)?
Do you have spells of being sad and depressed for no apparent reason?
Do you do much grumbling about conditions you have to face in life?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/13/1208:10 PM
None of his questions are inappropriate. I may delete the post...if I ever read them all.
Fuck you Nate and the horse that fucked you before you limped back on this board. You wouldn't be back if it weren't for your "patheticness quotient" and you blew the top off that scale with that last post.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/13/1208:33 PM
It is no different than his YouTube nonsense, I just scroll past it.
Lil Nate's hate botting is losing steam. It is just so sad to watch. He broke character last night to dazzle us with his mustard knowledge, and alleged expertise in French cuisine. I guess his top makes him spend lots of time in the kitchen. Good bitch, Nate. Good Bitch.
And since Conq and others complained that about gifs, he put one in his sig. Lame, predictable and once again, sad.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/14/1212:29 AM
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
None of his questions are inappropriate. I may delete the post...if I ever read them all.
Fuck you Nate and the horse that fucked you before you limped back on this board. You wouldn't be back if it weren't for your "patheticness quotient" and you blew the top off that scale with that last post.
Fuck censoring this thread. No need to delete posts just because you don't like them. Just leave things on this thread to ebb and flow just as the rest of the board should.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/14/1212:38 AM
He just tries too hard. There's no real bile going on like the rest of it. He's pretending to be a bad performance review away from a workplace tragedy or a self inflicted mouthful of buckshot. It's all very forced.
Not a single misspelling, bornyo, you fucking spelling Maoist.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/15/1203:40 PM
yeah looking more at "her" hands something seems a bit off.of course theres the chance its an actual woman with big hands,but we still need to wait on panzer.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/16/1211:11 PM
Originally Posted By: frankie figgs
yeah looking more at "her" hands something seems a bit off.of course theres the chance its an actual woman with big hands,but we still need to wait on panzer.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/17/1203:50 PM
Originally Posted By: nassim
When you were working in front of the camera did you file a 1099? What deductions were you allowed to take, expenses you could claim?
Noting from the Remy LaCroix thread, you seem obsessed with porn whore taxes. Ok anyway, I believe I filed a 1099. I'd receive W-2's in the mail. I was able to write off my AIM test, fuel for my car, my phone, clothes, and beauty expenses.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/17/1204:12 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: nassim
When you were working in front of the camera did you file a 1099? What deductions were you allowed to take, expenses you could claim?
Noting from the Remy LaCroix thread, you seem obsessed with porn whore taxes. Ok anyway, I believe I filed a 1099. I'd receive W-2's in the mail. I was able to write off my AIM test, fuel for my car, my phone, clothes, and beauty expenses.
That ain't nothing... The shit my Manhattan Jewish Accountant writes off would astound you. I love that motherfucker. Fuck all the Holidays. My appointment with this dude is better than any fucking holiday.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/17/1204:16 PM
Originally Posted By: The Meat
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: nassim
When you were working in front of the camera did you file a 1099? What deductions were you allowed to take, expenses you could claim?
Noting from the Remy LaCroix thread, you seem obsessed with porn whore taxes. Ok anyway, I believe I filed a 1099. I'd receive W-2's in the mail. I was able to write off my AIM test, fuel for my car, my phone, clothes, and beauty expenses.
That ain't nothing... The shit my Manhattan Jewish Accountant writes off would astound you. I love that motherfucker. Fuck all the Holidays. My appointment with this dude is better than any fucking holiday.
My accountant was very good. Funny, she's a Manhattan Jew as well. I didn't really listen to the details when she worked her magic, but it served me well.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/17/1206:21 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Noting from the Remy LaCroix thread, you seem obsessed with porn whore taxes. Ok anyway, I believe I filed a 1099. I'd receive W-2's in the mail. I was able to write off my AIM test, fuel for my car, my phone, clothes, and beauty expenses.
That was hotter than sniffing stripper's sweaty g-string. Now tell me: do you prefer mutual funds or index funds?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/17/1206:32 PM
No idea. I've had the same mutual funds for ten years and they're doing ok. The rest is in a money market account in my ira until I figure this out. I honestly don't know much about investing, but I do save money aggressively.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/17/1208:24 PM
Wanker used to use taxes as leverage over whores. He would tell them: "Work with me on this and I will cut you a check today that you can go cash right away. Piss and moan and make me wait, I will have the office issue a check and send it to your agents in a week or so."
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/20/1207:57 PM
Whore Gia, Good you got some cans. I've been thinking how much I like a nice set of fake cans on women of my peerage... If you're a yungin I think its just awkwardly wrong... So...
What exact date did you get them... ?
What Doctor did the work...?
Where was the incision..(I think on a darker skinned whore like you best results are with nipple incision.)
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/21/1212:43 AM
incision? inframammary
Periareolar
Transaxillary
TUBA
I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties.
Figured you'd go saline because of the whole macrobiotic raw food tinged psychosis that I love about you whore...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/21/1201:01 AM
Wikipedia be his friend. He's an expert on bolt-ons. Is he maybe a doctor, is what he's hoping Gia thinks.
On to more important things. Awww...look at the kitty. I'm not going to read your tweets. Him or her? Name? Any weird, cute personality quirks? Fat? Skinny? Tell us about that cat!! I love grey tigerstripes. My 2 favorite cats were grey tigerstripes.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/21/1212:43 PM
Heh. 2 cats. Barry asked what they're like. Not sure. They're cats. They're very well-behaved and stay off the furniture. The grey one sits alert in front of the tv when my bf plays video games. The black one turns into an attention whore when his friends are over. Usually, they just sleep all day under the sofa.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/21/1204:18 PM
I was told it's on the level of wisdom teeth extraction on day three 1.5X.
That's actually bearable if you think about it.
You'll be fine, and it's not like you've rushed into this...you've been kicking it around on the board for years. Here's hoping you get as good a job as Melissa Lauren got. That was a woman I thought needed no work but she thought she did. And her tits came out spectacular. Best to you and I hope you are satisfied with them.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/21/1204:21 PM
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
incision? inframammary
Periareolar
Transaxillary
TUBA
I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties.
Figured you'd go saline because of the whole macrobiotic raw food tinged psychosis that I love about you whore...
Transaxillary. And something tells me Panzer is reading this the wrong way and getting turned on. Ew.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/21/1209:00 PM
Quote:
I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties.
You sound like a john who grabs tits and makes it feel as erotic as a medical exam.
And as for which new sex acts I desire, whatever. Haven't thought about it much. My bf has me very pleased with his skills already.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/21/1209:10 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Quote:
I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties.
You sound like a john who grabs tits and makes it feel as erotic as a medical exam.
heh... I predict nates going to feel like this just turned into the inappropriate answers thread.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1206:24 AM
To his credit, he is the only one asking inappropriate questions in the inappropriate question thread.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1208:02 AM
Originally Posted By: Pipsqueak
Stalker
This, from someone who spends hours each day screencapping her every word.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Don't go capping too much of her Twitter stuff. She'll get all paranoid and clam up on there
Silly faggots. Twitter's for chicks.
Originally Posted By: fartz
To his credit, (Nate) is the only one asking inappropriate questions in the inappropriate question thread.
I suppose this is technically correct, in the same way that Playboy is still technically porn. The truly inappropriate questions dried up 20 pages or so ago. Still, pablum or no, it's enough to make Stewie reflexively defend his mental prowess:
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1208:12 AM
Jimmy's alcoholic knighthood will make sense of this trash for sure some day. He clearly mixed shit up at least in some way. The real fanlons are very close to their object of desire, I notice. What could all this mean?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1208:20 AM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Still, pablum or no, it's enough to make Stewie reflexively defend his mental prowess
Originally Posted By: Pipsqueak
Jimmy's alcoholic knighthood will make sense of this trash for sure some day. He clearly mixed shit up at least in some way. The real fanlons are very close to their object of desire, I notice. What could all this mean?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1209:40 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Quote:
I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties.
You sound like a john who grabs tits and makes it feel as erotic as a medical exam.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1209:48 AM
Jimmy should get some guidance, maybe rent out his place to some whore so he can afford sound-proofing the next time the snuff business is his retirement plan. Think about the possibilities: More alcohol and an in-house psycho to share battle stories with. Like a liquid knight.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1209:53 AM
Originally Posted By: Pipsqueak
Jimmy should get some guidance, maybe rent out his place to some whore so he can afford sound-proofing next time the snuff business is retirement plan. Think about the possibilities: More alcohol and an in-house psycho to share battle stories with. Like a liquid knight.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1210:12 AM
C'mon, you two. The more you keep this up, the more fart videos will be posted.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1210:23 AM
Originally Posted By: fartz
C'mon, you two. The more you keep this up, the more fart videos will be posted.
There you go again, selectively whining about stuff that pre-dates you. Who invited you here anyway? Oh, wait. . .
Seriously, though, that's like Fatman's threats to post kitty pics. He always followed through, and so should you. If you find Nate's tepid tripe edgy or inappropriate, maybe you're not ready for this.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1210:29 AM
Jimmy helped people fighting evil, evil people. Nothing short of admiration will do. Cross him once and he will fucking - do nothing at all and whine and bitch in misery. Alcoholic misery.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1210:30 AM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Whatever happens naturally. Planning takes all the romance out, no? Definitely no on sucking own nipples. I never understood that one.
It's a visual thing for the dude mostly or viewers I believe. Are you stimulated by nipple pinching during sex ? Hope you don't lose sensitivity. :-)
I don't have any sensitivity there anyway.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1210:31 AM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Yeah, wouldn't want to go somewhere that chicks hang out. Better to stay here in Sausage Fest Land.
Riddle me this: How is obsessing on PW tweet blather "going somewhere that chicks hang out?" I mean, it's not like you're actually hanging out with them. It's more like hiding a camera in the women's bathroom and reposting it to prove how cool you are. Which, if I'm not mistaken, is what got Panzer fired from Macy's.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1210:34 AM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: fartz
C'mon, you two. The more you keep this up, the more fart videos will be posted.
There you go again, selectively whining about stuff that pre-dates you. Who invited you here anyway? Oh, wait. . .
Seriously, though, that's like Fatman's threats to post kitty pics. He always followed through, and so should you. If you find Nate's tepid tripe edgy or inappropriate, maybe you're not ready for this.
C'mon, now. That's not a whine. That's a threat made out of complete boredom. Pipedream's here to stay. You're not going to run him off. This may not resonate well with the vibe of this place, but if he was going to go, he would have gone by now. I'm just saving you from yourself, JB. I appreciate you inviting me here, and a lot of fun has been had. But the shit is getting BORING. I just want to make fun of people and make this a funny, hated place to be. Put Pipe on ignore. That's what I did with Panzer, and, believe me, it works miracles.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1210:34 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Whatever happens naturally. Planning takes all the romance out, no? Definitely no on sucking own nipples. I never understood that one.
It's a visual thing for the dude mostly or viewers I believe. Are you stimulated by nipple pinching during sex ? Hope you don't lose sensitivity. :-)
I don't have any sensitivity there anyway.
I dated a girl once with rather smallish but very pretty breasts. She had very little sensitivity in her nipples as well. Said she never got off on stimulation there at all.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1210:38 AM
Originally Posted By: PipeD
Jimmy helped people fighting evil, evil people. Nothing short of admiration will do. Cross him once and he will fucking - do nothing at all and whine and bitch in misery. Alcoholic misery.
No. I said you spent an inordinate amount of time analyzing the tweets of people you'll never, ever meet. Which is sorry enough, but then you have to re-post whole strings of them without cutting to the chase because you haven't a clue which parts are worth mocking and hope people won't notice.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1210:44 AM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Whatever happens naturally. Planning takes all the romance out, no? Definitely no on sucking own nipples. I never understood that one.
It's a visual thing for the dude mostly or viewers I believe. Are you stimulated by nipple pinching during sex ? Hope you don't lose sensitivity. :-)
I don't have any sensitivity there anyway.
I dated a girl once with rather smallish but very pretty breasts. She had very little sensitivity in her nipples as well. Said she never got off on stimulation there at all.
When you kissed her, did she compliment you on your freshly scented, Werther's Original's breff, or was this in your younger days?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1210:45 AM
Originally Posted By: fartz
Pipedream's here to stay.
I know. We've banned him a few times and he keeps crawling back in different guise.
Originally Posted By: fartz
I'm just saving you from yourself, JB.
Let me be the first to assure you that's less likely to happen than trying to run the pipsqueak off. More to the point, though, everyone mocks the li'l fudgepacker, yet, you only step up to defend the Stuttering Shakespeare when I mock him. That part of your affiliate agreement?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1210:59 AM
I'm not defending the guy, JB. I could do with or without him personally. To me he's just a guy that babbles non-coherent shit. Of course, everyone mocks him, but he actually seems to get to you. That's not me defending him, that's me making an attempt to help you. I know you're a big boy and don't need any help, but seriously man, that's all I'm trying to do.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1211:14 AM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: PipeD
Jimmy helped people fighting evil, evil people. Nothing short of admiration will do. Cross him once and he will fucking - do nothing at all and whine and bitch in misery. Alcoholic misery.
No. I said you spent an inordinate amount of time analyzing the tweets of people you'll never, ever meet. Which is sorry enough, but then you have to re-post whole strings of them without cutting to the chase because you haven't a clue which parts are worth mocking and hope people won't notice.
Almost another posting style. You can delude yourself in this regard; whore Twitter is boring as shit. I do not spend time analysing anything on there and I certainly do not care to meet anyone in, out or around the porn industry. I know you see things differently.
When Nathanial seems to believe there is some shit in the chest of the whore you are most protective of, where would I look for information about someone who in part lives her life publically and is obsessed with her look? Twitter, home of attention whores all over the world. Some lucky timing and off to post about Lockwood.
Of course you had to convince yourself I am obsessed with someone you seem to know in person, hence the title of your picture. So instead of just doing the standard contra, I jokingly meant to imply I am not a "fan," rather a stalker, not you. This obviously got lost and you did what you always do: Claiming respect for something in the past and demanding shit for it. Good luck with that.
I spent an inadequate amount of time explaining your own idiocy to yourself.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1211:33 AM
Fuming because of the lost post, or something Fartz said? I don't think I've ever seen you angry here. Maybe a lil bit after the vintage erotica board banned you.
Shit. You created an alt just to out an alt everyone already knew was me. That's a whole lot of not caring, Care Less.
Yeah, Raoul was my own, self admitted bad first attempt at posting, something that still gnaws at you and fwoofie and monkey. But, those guys merely loathe me. My very existence gnaws at you and that makes me very happy.
I know what gnaws at you more: Raoul was only banned for 24 hours, and the person who banned me was the same person whose twitter twattings you repost in some angry attempt to get attention.
Fuck's sake, Pipsqueak, even Nate isn't stuck in your kind of regression.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1212:06 PM
Nonsense all around. He is seeing things. If he is not doing this shit deliberately, he should stop drinking now. He almost made sense without a lame quoting fest. Too much ice it must have been.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/22/1212:17 PM
Originally Posted By: Pipsqueak
Nonsense all around. He is seeing things.
Things that are in the record.
Originally Posted By: Pipsqueak
If he is not doing this shit deliberately...
Doing what, quoting your own words?
Originally Posted By: Pipsqueak
. . .he should stop drinking now.
Fuck you. I'm having too much fun at your expense.
Originally Posted By: Pipsqueak
He almost made sense without a lame quoting fest.
If your own words are "lame," Stewie, than maybe you shouldn't have posted 'em.
Originally Posted By: Pipsqueak
Too much ice it must have been.
So: First I'm drinking too much. Now my drinks are too watered down. Make up your mind, Pipsqueak.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/23/1204:02 PM
If you like that body you should go to my Youtube find post where I found Quality Nude Yoga Vids on Youtube....I'll post it in your thread for posterity...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/23/1208:22 PM
I'm more interested in the tit in general. I'm not that into girls and same rule apply to myself- be a man and grab the entire fucking tit. I especially hate when men see small breasts and think they're limited to just nipple play. Stop with the Tune in Tokyo. Seriously.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/23/1208:36 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I'm more interested in the tit in general. I'm not that into girls and same rule apply to myself- be a man and grab the entire fucking tit. I especially hate when men see small breasts and think they're limited to just nipple play. Stop with the Tune in Tokyo. Seriously.
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Quote:
I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties.
You sound like a john who grabs tits and makes it feel as erotic as a medical exam.
And as for which new sex acts I desire, whatever. Haven't thought about it much. My bf has me very pleased with his skills already.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/23/1208:49 PM
You asked. Don't get all cunty you didn't get the 'I love being with girls omg' answer. and yes, though my breasts are not an erogenous zone, I do care how they're handled. It's the intent behind it.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/23/1209:04 PM
I see Gia seeing her tits as a necessary evil, and the implants are more to make them a tool for her, or a more effective tool. Something she can do work with. I'd like to do work on and with them, but that's an aside.
Gia I think you just haven't had your tits touched in the right way if they aren't an erogenous zone.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/23/1211:25 PM
Whore Gia did your aversion to interracial porn have more to do with the idea that a black cock going in any of your holes would look like a piece of shit is in your mouth pussy or coming out of your ass than any racial prejudice against them blacks?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/25/1211:20 AM
Gia 1. Was there ever a time during or after a scene that you felt used, degraded, and disgusted, and pissed off at the director or the mope and seriously questioned your decision to get into porn? (Please identify which scene).
2. If all of us pervs here pooled our money to pay you to do an American Bukkake where us and a hundred or so of our buddies could nut on your face and have you catch it in a dogfood bowl so we could pour it in your hair at the end - how much would it take? $5,000? $10,000? or not even for a million dollars?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/28/1207:54 PM
What's wrong with you fuckheads!
I asked a perfectly reasonable question. How much would it take to get Gia to endure the spunking of her life? I know we could find a whore to do it for $1500. That is not the question! How much would Gia do it for?
I'd say the over/under is about $25,000. Come on Gia this is our current offer! Daburg an I will cover half and the rest of the mopes will buy in for less.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/29/1206:17 AM
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Whore Gia did your aversion to interracial porn have more to do with the idea that a black cock going in any of your holes would look like a piece of shit is in your mouth pussy or coming out of your ass than any racial prejudice against them blacks?
I used to have a co-worker who refused to watch IR for that very reason. Despite claiming to having nothing against the black man, he thought that black cocks looked too much like turds for his liking. I laughed.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/29/1206:42 AM
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Who are you to demand an answer?
As a follow up: Who are you to spend Burg's money? You're no Guapo.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/29/1207:55 AM
I'll get to whorebot's questions when I'm on the iPad. Traveling now and just have a phone. Hard to deal with quote function when a poster has multiple questions like he did last page.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/29/1209:09 PM
Honestly, if you pound pork cutlets super thin, season them, bread them and fry them like Wiener Schnitzel, most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference. And I have had both.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/29/1209:36 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Honestly, if you pound pork cutlets super thin, season them, bread them and fry them like Wiener Schnitzel, most people wouldn't be able to tell the difference. And I have had both.
You are correct, of course, though you, obviously, and I, and a few others could tell the difference.
But could Panzer? Ask yourself this: Do you think anyone in Panzer's life has shelled out even the few extra shekels it would take to buy veal?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/19/1206:49 AM
If I'm not mistaken, according to Gia's twitter she just got fake ones. I guess she's been hanging around the plastic porn girls too long and wanted to fit in.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/19/1212:11 PM
380 cc. I was going to go for 400. Now I'm thinking I should've. But all my fake tit friends say when they fluff (drop and look fuller at the bottom instead of the top like they are now) they'll look bigger. The placement is really good and they feel natural already.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/19/1201:31 PM
Whatever. I'm very pleased. Though I can't wait until they get bigger. Pics posted sporadically on my twitter. Feel free to grab them off there to post here. It's easier than trying to copy/ paste on an iPad with the way our image posting system works. Just posted a pic minutes ago. Today they got me out of the binder wrap and into a surgical bra. It looks like a front zip sports bra. And they have a bandeau wrap on top so I don't get that Tupperware bowl look.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/21/1206:21 PM
Day 4. No longer need jars or bottled waters opened for me. My reach has extended almost back to normal. No longer need car doors opened for me, but I try not to strain myself as to not ruin how the plants settle. Walked around all day today and felt like I wanted to run a marathon. My tits are looking bigger and I hope they continue. I feel like I got scared and took it down a notch aka 20 cc's. Though my bf says 400 cc's would've looked too porn. Anyway, I feel great and will post pics when I'm allowed to take this post-surgical bra off.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/21/1206:44 PM
why the fuck do you care what your boyfriend thinks? Not like odds are he is going to be around in 5 years so you should have done what the fuck you wanted. He isn't you fucking husband....
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/21/1206:54 PM
Because he's in the medical field, has helped previous girlfriends through their breast implant surgeries from appointment to recovery, and his last girlfriend had the same frame/weight/height as I. I've seen her tits and like her results.
Ok, this sounds gross, but I worried that going from an A to a D would stretch my aeroelas. I've seen it happen on other girls. Both my bf and my md said it sometimes happens. Mine were already big so I didn't want to risk it.
Heather Pink has a 32" ribcage like me and went 380 cc. As much as my boob greed wanted 400, I'm going to be a big C cup at 380. Already, when unclothed, I look like I'm going to fall over. That's a good look.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/21/1206:59 PM
Hmmm... I was on a date a couple of days ago with this noisy drunk girl who was bragging about how she loves her new boobs. The people sitting next to us at the bar thought I had bought her a pair, but she started talking about how she had gained weight recently and it went straight to her tits. I inspected them later that night, and they were at least a handful. But she isn't fat anywhere else.
Changing gears and getting into question mode... I know you wouldn't gain weight all over just to increase your bust size. BUT, if you were suddenly to start hearing voices and go schizo, would you take the required medicine even if you knew it would cause you to gain weight? It seems like all the people with kooky mental disorders wind up taking meds that make them blow up. Or would you go full batshit crazy?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/21/1210:14 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
As much as my boob greed wanted 400, I'm going to be a big C cup at 380. Already, when unclothed, I look like I'm going to fall over. That's a good look.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/22/1201:37 AM
Steez, I'd rather be a hot crazy person. If I were schizo, I wouldn't be ale to provide for myself. So, I might as well be a hot crazy person and attract people who can provide for me. Since I wouldn't be able to provide for myself and all.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/22/1207:24 AM
Excuse me, Miss Whore, but I have a couple questions, since you are our resident expert on cosmetic surgery. WTF is this? Are there actual benefits? What do they use? Is it like lip injections, where it has to be redone regularly?
If you don't have any answers, please shake your titty Doc down for info on your next visit. Thank you.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/22/1211:06 AM
I've no idea except that it's letting women know that now even their vaginas are subject to conform to an ideal beauty standard. Hear that, ladies? Even your vagina isn't good enough. :sigh:
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/22/1201:04 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Excuse me, Miss Whore, but I have a couple questions, since you are our resident expert on cosmetic surgery. WTF is this? Are there actual benefits? What do they use? Is it like lip injections, where it has to be redone regularly?
If you don't have any answers, please shake your titty Doc down for info on your next visit. Thank you.
maybe so its easier for their numbnuts husbands to actually get them to cum?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/24/1206:28 AM
What'd you expect this washed up, in the fast lane to 50 year old whore to do? She's got a fake job as a photographer and sees nothing but youngsters with non-droopy tits all day long. Of course she's gonna bow to the peer pressure and get the titties blown up. Reduction in 15 to 20 years. Good ROI?? Whores and $$$ bad combo.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/06/1201:21 PM
Did you know know that with all your talk about giant boobs and this sad result of you are now known as a bodacious titty poser?
You said that on the advice of your current disposable relationship you went with less CC, how much future bad advice are you going to put up with until you finally dispose of your current mope?
You said in this thread you have no nipple sensitivity but then you used the excuse of "nipple stretching" as to why you didn't go with more CC's.. were you fucking serious about that or just making up excuses for the stupid decision you made?
Fuck you put yourself through this pain expense for very average results...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/06/1203:40 PM
I love my new tits. As a fake rack expert, you should know fake breasts all look smaller in clothes- much more than natural breasts do. Now when clothed, I look a tad bigger than when I wore padded bras. Clothes off, they're a large C. I went 380 cc. Saline, smooth, unders. The biggest I could go was 425 cc due to small breast pockets. I admit, I did chicken out of 400 cc due to fear of areola stretching (I mistakenly wrote nipple before), but that was purely for aesthetic reasons, not sensitivity issues. Now, that 20 cc difference, guess how much that is? Two teaspoons. Not much.
I think it's hilarious you scrawled out an angry letter about tits. Definitely some of my best fan mail. Well done.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/06/1203:51 PM
Floof,, they're doing great. Decent side boob and I have another follow-up appointment tmrw. Hopefully, I'll get this tape off them and clearance to sleep on my side.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/06/1207:34 PM
Nate, the results are far from average, I am sure. And if they are average, what business is that of yours? You'll never sniff or see or touch them. For that matter you're probably lucky to be able to pay a waffle house hooker with flap-jack tits to see a set.
Maybe Sammura's what with the bacon water and all. With a 5 dollar bill you got a crack at them but no more.
I have read blind items purported to be about her and that Beiber fag, stating that he has been verbally abusing her saying he doesn't like women with curves and she needs to lose weight if she wants him to stay around. The fact that she takes the abuse and has an adorable face make me hard, but I don't wanna start fapping to fat chicks. That may one day lead to having sex w/ fat chicks, and I don't want that to happen.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/10/1206:42 AM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
I have read blind items purported to be about her and that Beiber fag, stating that he has been verbally abusing her saying he doesn't like women with curves and she needs to lose weight if she wants him to stay around.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/17/1203:39 PM
Thanks, all. I feel very please with the outcome. They'll be progressing over the next few months as they settle even more. I'll keep you posted. I'm not supposed to be wearing underwire bras yet, but I was in Bloomingdales buying lingerie for a model I was shooting and my curious mind just HAD to be evil and try my new look for size.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/18/1210:03 PM
Done correctly, the result can look good. Not the bigger-is-better model; more like this one here, which looks a bit too full for me to think it grew that way on its own:
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/19/1212:03 AM
True, PD. Most women with lip fillers do enough to just fill out the lips or create fuller yet natural looking lips. It's only the women who way overflate their lips does one notice as fake.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/19/1206:00 PM
Are you waiting for them to heal completely before revealing them in all their glory(ie minus bra), or have you developed a sense of modesty in your old(ish) age.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/19/1211:23 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
True, PD. Most women with lip fillers do enough to just fill out the lips or create fuller yet natural looking lips. It's only the women who way overflate their lips does one notice as fake.
I meant that it can look good when it's done well. Scottie Thompson above looks good, although not exactly natural to me. Rosie Huntington Whiteley would be another example of this hybrid look. Nikki Benz is on the more obvious side of things and fine, too. Fetishists of a natural look are probably what lets the better surgeons in the field smile the most.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/27/1208:38 PM
Powerball is up to $500million. If I win, I'll foot the bill to have Gia fly to every Porn Jesus' home and blow em. Brandon last for our safety. Any one that is married will have to get permission from wifey. If she won't allow, I'll throw your wife a couple bucks to blow you (and swallow) while Gia bends over and fingers her own box and shitter. Charin, of course, gets to flip her upside down and give her the Gag Factor treatment.
Which leads me to: What's your price whore?
I figure to make it worth her while: $5k/BJ + travel accommodations. That seems fair, considering some will probably be tough to stomach but others may nut in less than 30 seconds, having not experienced the sweet touch of a woman in so long.
It won't be a one a day thing, if she is in the North East, she'll hit like 3-4 in a day if the logistics work. We'll try to have it done in a week or 2.
It will be filmed, to make it legal, but the guys won't be filmed above the belly button.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/27/1209:18 PM
I think you guys reading this thread AND playing the powerball would do better just to send those dollar bills to Gia directly. Now that would show commitment.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/27/1209:22 PM
If I win I'm giving out Jigaloo-phones so people will vote for me for something. Besides Ciera would show up and challenge Gia over who gets money sent to her just for being a bitch. Then Katja would show up and ask the winner to pay for her college.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/27/1209:27 PM
I'm not playing so I ain't gonna win. But others are playing and they aren't gonna win either. The odds of getting a better response from Gia or for that matter from any human with a pulse are to send them random dollar bills weekly rather than promises of largesse from future lottery winnings.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/27/1210:07 PM
I care not for your financial well being, Gia. Just having fun asking an inappropriate question. I may be the most broke though, with Brandon working again and Moron Boy not posting much.
Bornyo, you sound like the type that looks at a lotto winner on tv and starts rattling of reasons he/she is a cocksucker.
I don't play the lottery often only when the jackpot is up over $100mill. Every now and again scratch off games.
Jigaloo, if I were to receive a Jigaloo-phone, would I be required to answer every time there is a Coco or Desi update, or could I let them stack up, knock out 5-6 voicemails, then call you to discuss?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/27/1210:21 PM
Looking at a stranger and rattling off the reasons they are a cocksucker is what the First Amendment is all about. Cocksucker in both the literal and figurative sense of the word.
You could do either, but who cares about them? Just forget them like everyone else has.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/28/1202:06 PM
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I'm not playing so I ain't gonna win. But others are playing and they aren't gonna win either. The odds of getting a better response from Gia or for that matter from any human with a pulse are to send them random dollar bills weekly rather than promises of largesse from future lottery winnings.
i'm in it so you still got a shot at some cash B. you and about ten to fifteen others here. you'll have to wait until i become single though because that's the first order of business.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/06/1204:34 PM
Nitnelium, the story of Nina Hartley and the Rev is in the Holiday issue of Hustler. The one on stands now, actually. Basically, I'd never heard of the guy but Nina called me up and asked if I wanted to photograph her causing some trouble. How could I pass that up! Then we went drinking.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/08/1208:46 AM
I was speaking to a friend of mine the other day whose son is in college. He was taking photo classes and had spent most of that day's class in a dark room. Do a lot of people still use film? I thought that would be extinct, especially at a college.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/08/1210:28 PM
Artist use film. Hacks use digital... Wannabe's like Whore Gia with the bad boob job wouldn't know what to do in a dark room... probably fall to her knees and seek the nearest phallus to suck on..
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/08/1210:48 PM
I spent two years of college in a darkroom and toyed with the idea of building my own.
I love the darkroom experience- the smells and the dodging of exposures and the magic that happens when you lay the paper in the chemicals and the image comes out. It's a much more satisfying experience than digital but infinitely harder.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/08/1210:56 PM
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Artist use film. Hacks use digital... Wannabe's like Whore Gia with the bad boob job wouldn't know what to do in a dark room... probably fall to her knees and seek the nearest phallus to suck on..
Very true, and I am happy that said phallus is attached to me.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/08/1211:01 PM
Originally Posted By: Gia's Mope
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Artist use film. Hacks use digital... Wannabe's like Whore Gia with the bad boob job wouldn't know what to do in a dark room... probably fall to her knees and seek the nearest phallus to suck on..
Very true, and I am happy that said phallus is attached to me.
Ok Mope...
But it appears there may be trouble brewing in paradise because of your love of the other type of street tacco's..
and whore gia with the bad boob job food/body image psychosis...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/09/1201:26 AM
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Originally Posted By: Gia's Mope
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Artist use film. Hacks use digital... Wannabe's like Whore Gia with the bad boob job wouldn't know what to do in a dark room... probably fall to her knees and seek the nearest phallus to suck on..
Very true, and I am happy that said phallus is attached to me.
Ok Mope...
But it appears there may be trouble brewing in paradise because of your love of the other type of street
Well I don't eat Mexican food, or any type of Los Angeles cuisine, that the locals may entertain. If I'm going to poison myself with crap food it should at least be delicious. Plus Booze prices are outrageous here. I would never mess with such an investment by eating afterwards.
and whore gia with the bad boob job food/body image psychosis...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/09/1204:06 PM
My dude and I hate pretty much the same stuff. That goes for those trendy yuppie food trucks also. Ecoli in a truck for a $15 panini. Fuck that. Anyway, we had a nice evening that night.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/09/1205:31 PM
Originally Posted By: PipeD
Fine dining rip-off joints clearly have kitchens people could be oprated in. Every last one of them.
I've been in one of them, and that was Bern's Steakhouse in Tampa. Immaculate Kitchen, if you call their process a kitchen. Nothing gets to the kitchen without several preliminary stages. I'm sure it gets down and dirty at times but I can assure you it does not stay that way for long.
Food trucks are new down here...verdict is still out.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/09/1205:49 PM
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Originally Posted By: PipeD
Fine dining rip-off joints clearly have kitchens people could be oprated in. Every last one of them.
I've been in one of them, and that was Bern's Steakhouse in Tampa. Immaculate Kitchen, if you call their process a kitchen. Nothing gets to the kitchen without several preliminary stages. I'm sure it gets down and dirty at times but I can assure you it does not stay that way for long.
Food trucks are new down here...verdict is still out.
I hear forks and knives are a new concept to you hick motherfuckers too.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/09/1209:14 PM
My point was that places not on wheels can be shitty, too. And I doubt every truck, stand or tent food's particularly unhygienic. The deal with rip-off joints is that it isn't really all about the food they serve, rather some immaterial good like status, which tends to have filthy origins.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/10/1212:37 AM
Before I croak, I want to jerk off in a prepared gourmet Baby G dish and watch her eat it....She is afterall one of my dearest friends not only from the world of porn but from the world in general, and she knows, KNOWS in her heart that my wanting to watch her eat a meal topped with my Gonad DNA profile is motivated by the utmost respect and noblest of intentions sprung from the lurv I have for her as the perfect cum gobbler who truly "gets" me...
Is that inappropriate enough for you Baby Jerkinz? Ask your new boyfriend to jerk off in your coffee in the morning....you and I see how romantic such an act is, see if he actually gets it.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/10/1203:09 PM
Gia, with Gen on the mend, can we trouble you for some Christmas pics?
Maybe you do your grand reveal with a Santa hat on, I'm sure they make em in black. Possibly a couple ornaments hanging off your nipples? Or go all out and have your mope use some body paint and glitter to make yer new tits into big ole Christmas balls?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/10/1204:24 PM
Secial K comes in with the anti venom after Da Burgurlers excellent post. Hey you pratt this is his thread and you come and thread photobomb his post with your stupidity....
Like I've said you should have ban hammered this trio of knobs instead you made one of them a fucking moderator...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/10/1204:42 PM
Originally Posted By: Gnat Mayfag
WAAAAAAAA. I can't come up with anything worth reading, so I piss and moan about everything else.
This board has obviously passed you bye, kid. Yer buddy Donkey got a board on his film jobs site? If so, you can go over there and suckle on his yam bag again.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/13/1208:50 AM
Originally Posted By: Da Burglar
Before I croak, I want to jerk off in a prepared gourmet Baby G dish and watch her eat it....She is afterall one of my dearest friends not only from the world of porn but from the world in general, and she knows, KNOWS in her heart that my wanting to watch her eat a meal topped with my Gonad DNA profile is motivated by the utmost respect and noblest of intentions sprung from the lurv I have for her as the perfect cum gobbler who truly "gets" me...
Is that inappropriate enough for you Baby Jerkinz? Ask your new boyfriend to jerk off in your coffee in the morning....you and I see how romantic such an act is, see if he actually gets it.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/15/1207:04 AM
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Go away son...you annoy me. Like a gnat.
Totally read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice. I may start doing that with all your posts and seeing how it turns out. I bet it works if I put an imaginary "I say" here and there.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/15/1208:34 AM
Originally Posted By: fartz
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Go away son...you annoy me. Like a gnat.
Totally read that in Foghorn Leghorn's voice. I may start doing that with all your posts and seeing how it turns out. I bet it works if I put an imaginary "I say" here and there.
Yeah I meant that post in Foghorn's voice. I won't be worried unless all of them do start sounding that way.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/19/1212:44 PM
Gia's boobs are magnificent. I dont know if she's posted them here yet, but I've seen em and they are very well made. Love em. She wears them very well.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/25/1201:11 PM
Having the most joyous Christmas in Chicago. Pics and updates are on my twitter, if you'd like to share with me. Next stop, New Year's Eve in NYC. I'm hosting a party with Melle Mel at Bamboo. It's snowing now, and dinner's ready. Hope you all are warm.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/25/1210:49 PM
I was just on State Street @ Marshall Fields on Sunday. That is definitely a Christmas feel with 25 degree weather and the sidewalks overrun with people. I guess Boston, NYC and Philly are also similar with their downtowns, cold weather and bustling crowds.
Gia, it says you will be DJing. What type of songs will you be playing? Will you hug your negro DJing counterpart at the end of the evening, or is that too icky for ya?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/26/1201:04 PM
80's New Wave, Thrash, 80's rap, electro swing, and Calvin Harris.
Last day in Chicago here then New York. Heather Pink and I will be ringin in the New Year again. The poster for the party is on my twitter. Would someone please be a doll and post the flyer?
I still haven't found a dress!
Oh, and of course I'll hug Melle Mel. You have to hug a legend.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/26/1208:41 PM
Anyone with a laptop can DJ. You don't even need to run Serato anymore, you can download a scratch interface on your ipad. DJ's are playing off their Itunes through the headphone jack!
BTW: Never do that. Your laptop headphone jack is calibrated for ear buds. Compressed and EQ'd to match those devices. If you're going to connect your laptop to a sound system, use an I/O box.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/27/1210:04 AM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Anyone with a laptop can DJ. You don't even need to run Serato anymore, you can download a scratch interface on your ipad. DJ's are playing off their Itunes through the headphone jack!
BTW: Never do that. Your laptop headphone jack is calibrated for ear buds. Compressed and EQ'd to match those devices. If you're going to connect your laptop to a sound system, use an I/O box.
ive read about a techno dj that records his mixes at home and then plays them at raves.people are aware of this too.smh
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/27/1212:28 PM
Real DJs should still use turntables, however, I like to mess around with djay for iPad to make mixes. Almost brings me back to my days spinning records on college radio, but nothing can replace the feel and sound of vinyl.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/27/1212:40 PM
Turntables are really just for show while they're scratching. All the audio comes from their laptops and the sound quality is pure shit. MP3's recorded at low res with lossy compression and often not even balanced for L-R. AAC 320??? Fucking joke! The handfull of real turntablists are rare these days. Guys who really work the wheels are a dying breed.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/27/1212:47 PM
Yeah, it's easier to carry around a laptop, though ya still gotta know a little something something about EQ, bpms and tempo, but that doesn't stop people from calling themselves DJs. Not even radio DJs use turntables anymore, cept for maybe on college radio. pshaw!
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 12/31/1206:53 PM
At Bamboo52 now. Pic on twitter. More pics to come. Hosting is easy so far. And the club is shocked my only demands are a place to put my stuff and a bottle of Absinthe.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/01/1311:34 AM
Mixing stripes and cheq's is in style this yaer, for some god-awfull reason. Watch the guys doing NFL commentary- all mixing patterns. Dude in Gia's pic looks like part of Kings of Leon.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/02/1306:29 AM
Is he wearing an extraterrestrial patterned jacket? (Look at his sleeve about ten o'clock from Gia's glass. That would be straight left of her tit for those of you who do not speak fighter pilot.)
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/03/1303:49 PM
Would you fucK aNigger on film if you were guaranteed the riches of the mudsharK Known as Kim Kardashian?
No cum dodging this question is allowed. I don't want to hear some crap about "I don't like money ect" Simple. If you fucked aNIGGER on film you'd get the material benefits that the MudsharKing Kim Kardashian has and only have to fuck oneNIGGER one time on film.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/03/1305:27 PM
I'd fuck Ana Fox on film for free. I was thinking more along the lines of would I let that spoon from the Kartrashian sex tape long cock me in order to get the fat assed whores money. Yep.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/20/1308:08 PM
Back on track.
Gia, it has been established in the Lackwood thread that you have not "dated" anyone that wound up in jail. Do you have an estimate on how many guys/mopes that you have fucked or given a BJ to that wound up in jail? On video, off video, don't matter, just throw out a number you think is close.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/21/1301:24 PM
Soon, guys. They look great. But right now, I'm trying to get back in shape. I'm 115 now instead of my usual 108. It feels nice being able to hit it hard at the gym again.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/24/1309:55 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Soon, guys. They look great. But right now, I'm trying to get back in shape. I'm 115 now instead of my usual 108. It feels nice being able to hit it hard at the gym again.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/02/1301:03 AM
Eva's had multiple boob jobs? What? Tonight is the only night I will admit that I am the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. I always thought that Eva was just a huge bitch with huge natural tits.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/03/1310:48 PM
gia looks good and happy in that pic.but i was expecting workout clothes like the black and red outfit pic.but then again dressing up like that wouldnt be too smart an idea when any twitter lurker/rapist knows pws go running on the first trail.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/03/1311:03 PM
This is stuff I wear to workout. Has more to do with comfort and what makes me feel good than safety issues like warding off crime aimed at me. I also dress this way at the gym.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/01/1303:24 PM
Don't care Show us your tits fuck the lame April fools joke. This place is 24-7-365 fools anyway. Also when you have mongrel babies with a spear chucking chocolate bunny would you be ok with calling them niglets, fudge brownies, or cooonbugs?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/27/1304:22 PM
General boob job question: What might be the cause of an inverted nipple? I noticed Siri the big-boobed blonde has a concave nipple (left breast). Might this be caused by some boob job mishap?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/27/1306:47 PM
Implants don't cause inverted nipples. A small percentage of women are born with them. My friend has them and on her implant consultation, the md offered to 'fix' her inverted nipples. She declined because she really likes them.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/27/1307:13 PM
Kitty Yung had inverted nips that would pop out when she got excited. After her boob job, they stood up permanently. Before her surgery it was always fun to see her nips pop out during a scene. It was the one way that you could tell whether or not she was into it.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/09/1312:55 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
She looks good. Thick but it's muscle and curves.
Hey considered this freaky Friday and you two were fighting over why the shit you call "marinara sauce" isn't the real deal(she calls you a stupid whore paki eating ketchup you call her a greeZey fat ass Dego Ginzo). You wake up the next Friday and you're irreversibly trapped inside her body.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/09/1301:29 AM
Whichever # of days you think would convince her to leap into your arms because you're a nice guy who's open minded to all different body types unlike these other mean, awful men out there suppressing women to the anorexic Hollywood ideal.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/09/1301:41 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Whichever # of days you think would convince her to leap into your arms because you're a nice guy who's open minded to all different body types unlike these other mean, awful men out there suppressing women to the anorexic Hollywood ideal.
I'm a man who uses people like tissue paper, a diagnosed psychopath. Nice guy. Also, whore, women not men suppress other women into being anorexic.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/09/1302:26 AM
While you're hunched over, jerking off to Don Draper, keep reminding us that you're a psychopath, a sociopath, or whatever. Again. As you feel the need to announce every week.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/09/1302:31 AM
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Whichever # of days you think would convince her to leap into your arms because you're a nice guy who's open minded to all different body types unlike these other mean, awful men out there suppressing women to the anorexic Hollywood ideal.
I'm a man who uses people like tissue paper, a diagnosed psychopath. Nice guy. Also, whore, women not men suppress other women into being anorexic.
Remember, Nate's a diagnosed psychopath. In case you forgot. Be afraid and stuff.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/10/1310:07 AM
This is America. In America we measure success by the dollar. Keeping that in mind how successful a whore do you feel you are when you are "frugal" and Teen Mom Whore is driving this?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/10/1310:16 AM
Any guesses as to how soon it will be repossessed?
She'll pay about a 50% tax rate on the $1.5 mil, which left her with $750k. Subtract $400k (assuming she paid cash) -- and that leaves her with $350k. A whore can blow through $350k in a couple of weeks.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/10/1311:51 AM
Success can be defined by money, but that's not the whole story. Failure can be defined as foolishly squandering that money. MC Hammer, that ginger player for the Seattle SuperSonics, the Teen Mom Anal Whore in a year.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/10/1312:24 PM
Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
This is America. In America we measure success by the dollar. Keeping that in mind how successful a whore do you feel you are when you are "frugal" and Teen Mom Whore is driving this?
Has she picked out a tree yet to wrap her car around?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/10/1302:16 PM
Yeah, well, if whores lie and Gene, South and Black are whores and in your opinion rightfully doubt the authenticity of whore Abraham's 1.5 million paycheck, FLOP # 1 doesn't fully apply here.
It'll be interesting to see her post-tape-PR push trickle away, dry up and eventually alter risk management.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/10/1303:26 PM
Teen Mom and Octomom should travel around the country performing wrestling matches for the amusement of the mopes. They seem to be at the same level for making quality life choices.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/10/1304:10 PM
She'll be back for more porno soon. At least she's cute enough to do it, I guess. White Trash Whore should return with her gaping holes and 5 big black guys.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/10/1309:54 PM
My first girlfriend had inverted nipples. I was so naieve I had no idea until she told me why she was so self conscience. Amazing thing was they were 34 D's and she was 16 at the time. Just magnificent. I loved her nipples because when she got excited they popped out like a Purdue chicken to let you know she was done (at least with the foreplay).
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/10/1310:02 PM
I heard she got not even a million. Even so IF she was dumb enough to buy that car she will be sucking ANY cock with in a couple of years just to pay the insurance on that thing. What a douchebag. What is she going to do with the kid? Strap him to the roof? "Don't you spit up on Mommy's nice shiny car she had to get assfucked for!! I did it for you!" Nice...real nice.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/11/1312:11 AM
This Media Whore who works for a Dirty Turk as a "journalist" is just as dumb as you whore thinking that Teen Mom Whore spent her own Money on that Whip.
Does it make you feel "smarterer" that this other dumb whore is just as dumb as you?
Bottom Line the Dumb Teen Mom Whore is a more successful whore than both of you put together because she is making Millions while you are "frugal" and she is working for a dirty Turk on the You Tubes.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/11/1312:24 AM
Who the fuck are these Armocasters and why do people post clips of them? They remind me of those Joan Rivers shows where they review fashion. Every clip I've watched so far has the male one going "Oh why, why, why?" Panzer has a whole thread full of these dolts going.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/11/1306:26 AM
LOL Gia deleted her response.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/11/1307:27 AM
Well, Nate, I guess that makes you smarter. . . err. . . umm. . . Fuck, who am I kidding? It makes Nate the same Sipmsoneian pimplyteen he's always been. Never mind.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/11/1308:03 AM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Well, Nate, I guess that makes you smarter. . . err. . . umm. . . Fuck, who am I kidding. It makes Nate the same Sipmsoneian pimplyteen he's always been. Never mind.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/11/1308:04 AM
there's a lot more to this story that is being revealed. all it would take is a random shaikh to have her over for a week or two and whatever vivid gave her would (relatively) amount to nothing.
the video was an ad, and I'm sure that there's plenty of work ahead for farrah.
She called the woman at the counter "trash" for insisting she check her oversized bag. This is just a few days after she released a sex tape of herself getting assfucked on film
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/12/1302:32 AM
Gia, figuring this Farrah whore makes more porn (what else does she have going for her?), what do you think her next 2 moves should be? DP, Bukakke, I/R, 401k, G/G, Blow Bang, Health Insurance, Fisting, etc.
If you wanna play Whorestrdamus, what do you think they will be?
Has anyone used "Whorestradamus" as a gimmick? Either professionally or through social media? I'm gonna go check.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/13/1302:53 PM
Oh, I remember. Just didn't know what they were called. Spent many summers in rural Penn as a kid. Many Amish memories. Being held up late behind a buggy. My dad threatening to kick some dude's ass for picking on some Amish boy at the pond.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/16/1304:27 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Oh, I remember. Just didn't know what they were called. Spent many summers in rural Penn as a kid. Many Amish memories. Being held up late behind a buggy. My dad threatening to kick some dude's ass for picking on some Amish boy at the pond.
What a macho asshole.
So was your father's rather misplaced Paki machismo why you continue to cavort with faggy hipster duffases like the Mope I've Christened? https://twitter.com/Gias_Mope
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/17/1307:57 AM
So ignorance and obtuseness is a cemented inside your paki family genome. Thinking that the response to "bullies" is more violence, not once understanding that Amish are pacifist and don't appreciate violence of any sort no matter what the cause of it.
Bwahhaahah calling anything that goes on here "kicking ass".
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/17/1308:11 AM
That Nappi girl is the proverbial brick shithouse. Here's her IAFD. Look at all the anal. BDM approves. Nappi at IAFD
I agree about "Banshee". Pretty solid show with lots of violence and nudity. Check out the next season when it starts and see if you can find the last one.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/22/1304:29 AM
Wireless blu ray player, gift cards to sephora, forver21, and Williams Sonoma, Philosophy body wash (Birthday Girl scent), new closet system from ikea, and a manicure. I got awesome gifts! But seriously, planning my birthday party and having everything turn out über perfect with all my friends attending was my favorite gift.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/30/1302:39 AM
This is a question for gia. Again, I repeat, this is a question for Gia and Not her mope that I christened who refuses either by lack of intelligence or his pure doucheyness to conduct his question in a thread that I started for "Gia's Mope Questions".
I think you should direct smut. May I suggest you do a "porn parody" of Almost famous but instead of the shitty fictional band from the real movie do a Parody of Blondie with Zoe Voss playing the part of Debbie Harry.
Quote:
She looks like the Sunday comics She thinks she's Brenda Starr Her nose job is real atomic All she needs is an old knife scar
Would You do this, or are you such a whore that your laziness and lack of talent and inherent intelligence would prevent you from accomplishing such an awesome thing?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/30/1306:20 PM
Sorry if I offended everybody by offering naked pictures. It's this douchyness problem I have. I was not aware that I was not allowed to post on this thread.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/30/1306:22 PM
Originally Posted By: Gia's Mope
Sorry if I offended everybody by offering naked pictures. It's this douchyness problem I have. I was not aware that I was not allowed to post on this thread.
Post where you want. He doesn't make the rules.
Thank you for not posting post-atrocity pics of Gia, btw.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/30/1309:42 PM
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Originally Posted By: Gia's Mope
Sorry if I offended everybody by offering naked pictures. It's this douchyness problem I have. I was not aware that I was not allowed to post on this thread.
Post where you want. He doesn't make the rules.
Thank you for not posting post-atrocity pics of Gia, btw.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/17/1310:36 AM
What kind of lazy white trash doesn't take the water bottles out of the case when they put them in the fridge?
Is that some kind of mold growth on the second shelf or you harvest paint chips for a snack from time to time? I hear watermelon and paint chips are a popular snack in the Bronx.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/17/1304:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
What kind of lazy white trash doesn't take the water bottles out of the case when they put them in the fridge?
Is that some kind of mold growth on the second shelf or you harvest paint chips for a snack from time to time? I hear watermelon and paint chips are a popular snack in the Bronx Harlem.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/18/1303:22 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Not the drawer, this stuff. Crud or chipping paint?
Jerky, you know that's the cheesy shiny silver decor that fridges have on their drawers; over time they rub off from cleaning it. See above shelf where it's not rubbed off as much.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/18/1309:01 PM
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Not the drawer, this stuff. Crud or chipping paint?
Jerky, you know that's the cheesy shiny silver decor that fridges have on their drawers; over time they rub off from cleaning it. See above shelf where it's not rubbed off as much.
How dare you try to makin sense to me! You think anyone here wants to read rational thought?
I'm bettin a jug of felon spooge got a crack in it, leaked into the channel and festered into mold. Gia prolly keepin it around in case she ever in the same room as Brandon and needs some organic, free range, no hormone, all natural penicillin.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/19/1311:07 AM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
How dare you try to makin sense to me! You think anyone here wants to read rational thought?
I'm bettin a jug of felon spooge got a crack in it, leaked into the channel and festered into mold. Gia prolly keepin it around in case she ever in the same room as Brandon and needs some organic, free range, no hormone, all natural penicillin.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/20/1303:33 PM
That was a Canon G5. I have a few cameras. Depends on my needs, depends on the shoot. That was at Beauty Bar- a low key bar for an alt party near my house.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/02/1306:32 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
That was a Canon G5. I have a few cameras. Depends on my needs, depends on the shoot. That was at Beauty Bar- a low key bar for an alt party near my house.
I should have asked what kind of compact? I use a G12 and a G1X, love em both but I almost prefer the G12 for its speed..
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/02/1310:49 PM
Originally Posted By: mallocup
ok I got one. porn's most outrageous outtakes 5, in the first gokkun scene: what did that guy do to piss you off? is there a backstory there?
edit: steven driver, porno dan, you shooting all over, that's some scene!
It was the fact that he was pissing everyone off. Sucks that I had to be the one to speak on behalf of everyone, but oh well. Later after the shoot, I saw him leave the parking lot, pushing a cart of recyclables aka the garbage can full of soda cans and water bottles from the Bukkake corral where the guys wait until the scene starts. He never showed up again.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/02/1310:53 PM
Originally Posted By: mallocup
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
That was a Canon G5. I have a few cameras. Depends on my needs, depends on the shoot. That was at Beauty Bar- a low key bar for an alt party near my house.
I should have asked what kind of compact? I use a G12 and a G1X, love em both but I almost prefer the G12 for its speed..
G12 is great for it's speed. I think it's the #1 thing to look for if you're looking for a compact camera. My iPhone takes great pics, and fast unless I'm in super low light, but it's still nice to also have a compact camera.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 07/02/1310:55 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
It was the fact that he was pissing everyone off. Sucks that I had to be the one to speak on behalf of everyone, but oh well. Later after the shoot, I saw him leave the parking lot, pushing a cart of recyclables aka the garbage can full of soda cans and water bottles from the Bukkake corral where the guys wait until the scene starts. He never showed up again.
Did he have to sword fight with Knox over who got the soda cans?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/02/1409:46 AM
See how the mighty have fallen? Once upon a time, Tom Byron was getting whores to lick his asshole. Nowadays, he licks Rob Black's asshole hoping to share in the food stamps.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/04/1403:41 AM
This may not be the place, but Gia has helped the Admiral out shopping for whore clothes before. In Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 7, Ava Addams is wearing a terrific cowl-neck plunging neckline white sweater with cut-out sleeves. I've got a whore that I would like to put in that sweater before I snort some coke off her anus. (Now that the Wolf of Wall Street has been released I may have to get a new signature move.) Does anyone know where this sweater was or can be procured? It looks great. Super slutty for girls with the larger breastses.
So, Gia Jordan, do you know where the Admiral can buy this sweater?
Ava Addams, despite her kind of hard-looking, thin-lipped face, is a favorite. What a bod on that one. Her surgerized tits are some of the best-looking around. (Anybody know the name of the doctor who built Ava Addams' rack?) And grrrreat legs. I wish there was a little better muscle tone on the ass, but shit, I'd pay $1000 for a sweaty night with her and an eight-ball of cocaine.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/07/1408:51 PM
Say a whore snorts some xanax or Heroin, right before you start banging her. Then when yer 1/2 way to busting a nut, you notice she is passed out. Do you:
a) keep going until you finish
b) stop fucking her, but grope her while you fap 2 finish
c) stop fucking her and go to sleep
I would think that since she consented to the banging, you should go ahead and finish. It would only crest into rape if you took liberties, like anal, ATM, Dirty Sanchez, etc.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/07/1409:59 PM
Gia, what do you think of the concept of sexual purity? Is it a real phenomenon? How do you define sexual purity? Is it akin to virginity, celibacy, monogamy, or something different all together?
What is your opinion of Sex Addicts Anonymous (or Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous)?
What do you think about spiritual/religious people in the Industry? Have you come across many of them and does their spirituality help them? For instance, is it shameful to call yourself a Christian or a "good Jew" and perform in porn?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/09/1409:42 PM
Quote:
I'd ask Ava on twitter along with sending her this pic so she can help you.
Sadly, no luck eliciting a response on this hot-looking sweater. Since I couldn't get an answer on that, I am reluctant at this time to ask about the eight-ball. Maybe if we were exchanging private messages... But Ava Addams is too busy for the Admiral's shopping-list inquiries, it seems.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/09/1409:59 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Say a whore snorts some xanax or Heroin, right before you start banging her. Then when yer 1/2 way to busting a nut, you notice she is passed out. Do you:
a) keep going until you finish
b) stop fucking her, but grope her while you fap 2 finish
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/09/1410:05 PM
Nah, I asked it on a different site a while back, then argued with a few numbskull broads who called me a rapist. I figured I'd ask it here, since Fiend brought it up. Should I just make a poll?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/09/1411:47 PM
Originally Posted By: origen01
Gia, what do you think of the concept of sexual purity? Is it a real phenomenon? How do you define sexual purity? Is it akin to virginity, celibacy, monogamy, or something different all together?
What is your opinion of Sex Addicts Anonymous (or Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous)?
What do you think about spiritual/religious people in the Industry? Have you come across many of them and does their spirituality help them? For instance, is it shameful to call yourself a Christian or a "good Jew" and perform in porn?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/10/1408:45 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
What if you pulled in a rich trick? Would you poop 18yrs worth of paycheck from yer cooch or are you too "Lone Wolf" for that?
Did that. I was still not interested in being pregnant or having children.
I don't know whether to congratulate you for having scruples or condemn you for not being a full whore. I think I may try to repress this exchange. I'm too conflicted.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/12/1406:59 PM
Gia, where does porn get most of its financing? I know about the guys at the top like Hustler, Penthouse, Playboy, Manwin, Vivid et al but who are the principal investors of these companies? What kinds of rich people find it prudent to invest in porn? Are organized crime elements still involved?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/12/1408:38 PM
Originally Posted By: origen01
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: origen01
Is there some rule I don't know about? Why is my question being ignored?
It just dawned on me, is this the same "origen" from LIB?
Hey Jerk! How are you? I hope you are doing well. I really shouldn't be here, to tell the truth. I just had some questions for Gia...
I'm OK, man. Same old shit. Trollin, livin, payin most of my bills.
Why shouldn't you be here? Hang out, look around. You got opinions, share em. Lord knows LIB is a friggin ghost town, so there is no sense in posting there.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/12/1409:18 PM
I've been instructed by my md to lay off working out so much and to quit being body obsessed. Currently, I just workout a lot and eat healthy, run, and be fit without fixating on stats and numbers.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/12/1409:33 PM
Originally Posted By: origen01
Gia, do you believe a person can become "unclean" by sex? If not, why are bukkake scenes the ultimate stage of degradation for adult performers?
Do you believe a person can be spiritual and in this industry?
Do you often think about spirituality, philosophy, and morality? What is your moral code regarding sex?
Purity through virginity or small number of sexual experiences is falsely glorified; moreover, a women's value determined by such 'purity' is some bullshit construct made up by men. Notice there will always be a double standard?
A person can be spiritual in any industry. I doubt Ghandi determined one's spirituality contingent upon someone's station in life.
I actually don't think about spirituality or religion ever. Philosophy yes, but more from a logical sense.
Moral code regarding sex...not sure what you mean. Do you mean purity = moral? Do you mean what agreements on sex does a monogamous couple agree upon? Feel free to explain.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/12/1409:48 PM
Originally Posted By: origen01
Gia, do you believe a person can become "unclean" by sex? If not, why are bukkake scenes the ultimate stage of degradation for adult performers?
Do you believe a person can be spiritual and in this industry?
Do you often think about spirituality, philosophy, and morality? What is your moral code regarding sex?
Because anyone can lay there and receive cum by multiple guys who aren't even actual porn performers. There are a few marginal mopes at best, but bukakke boys are one level up from living in a box on the street. Really, this isn't about morality or impurity. It's about the social strata in porn. Notice the girls who do bukakke are those who are on their way out, grabbing the last quick money off the tree OR they're sub par looking new girls that don't know any better and figure what's the difference between 1 Manuel Ferraro cumming on them vs 50 parolees cumming on them. But that's the beauty is bukakkes to me- the back stories. Then, there are the rare true cum sluts who truly love pushing their own boundaries to out-nasty themselves, and the is Ava Devine, who is truly the happy hooker. She will take you on, chew you up, all with a smile on her face and make sure you got home ok the next day.
The other two questions I answered last post. Hope that helps
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/12/1409:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: origen01
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: origen01
Is there some rule I don't know about? Why is my question being ignored?
It just dawned on me, is this the same "origen" from LIB?
Hey Jerk! How are you? I hope you are doing well. I really shouldn't be here, to tell the truth. I just had some questions for Gia...
I'm OK, man. Same old shit. Trollin, livin, payin most of my bills.
Why shouldn't you be here? Hang out, look around. You got opinions, share em. Lord knows LIB is a friggin ghost town, so there is no sense in posting there.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/12/1410:21 PM
But, c'mon Gia. I always sensed a double standard in porn. Performers are always the most valuable when they are new. Isn't that a vestige of the purity concept? Whether it is a paternalistic contrivance or not is irrelevant as sexual purity seems to be valued and enforced by every society. Actual female virgins receive the biggest payouts of all in the Industry. The Industry wants "good girls"--young, smart, educated, respectable women who they can corrupt. The more scenes an average female performer does, the less work she is offered and the more likely she is to perform in a bukkake scene and be thereafter shamed by her peers.
Look at the constant slut-shaming that goes on Industry gossip sites. It is not done in jest but for the sake of schadenfreude
As for the double standard concerning the enforcement of sexual purity notions, I would agree with you that it is unfair. However, the double standard has evolved to be the way it is because of sexual dimorphism. Sex is an act of giving but the emphasis for men is on performance. The only way to enhance performance is to practice. Additionally men have a evolutionary incentive to spread his seed among many different partners whereas females have an evolutionary incentive to maintain strong bonds with the father of her offspring (a phenomenon that tends to contradict promiscuity).
I personally believe women are not as anatomically equipped to be as promiscuous as men. I read that you are a photographer. With all the subjects that you shoot, could you observe that the female subjects who are more beautiful tend to be those who are less promiscuous?
It is funny you mention Ghandi. I was thinking of spiritual concepts of sexual purity when I asked you this question. Ghandi was a big proponent of celibacy as a means of enhancing spiritual power...
Despite what I wrote above,I must reiterate that enforcement of the double standard is garbage. Additionally, from a anthropological view, the most successful human societies are ones which stress monogamy and strong emotional bonds between mates. Both men and women should be encouraged to be more faithful to each-other. In the western world, those Romans were good for something...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/13/1404:58 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
A person can be spiritual in any industry. I doubt Ghandi determined one's spirituality contingent upon someone's station in life.
I agree. most people have tunnel vision. it fucks with their perspective, and that's never a good thing.. thai people always wai (pay respect) as they pass by a representation of the buddha. don't matter who they are or what they do. your spirituality has nothing to do with what you choose to do with your life.
Mahatma Gandhi had taken a public vow of celibacy at age 37 and toward the end of his life he undertook what he described as the last yajna or ritual to test his sexual impulses. His exercise involved by sleeping naked with young women in his ashram, including his 19-year-old grand-niece Manu Gandhi and Abha Gandhi, the 16-year-old wife of his grand-nephew Kanu Gandhi. He acknowledged “that this experiment is very dangerous indeed,” but insisted “that it was capable of yielding great results.” This has been viewed with suspicion by sceptics.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/13/1408:19 AM
Originally Posted By: mallocup
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
A person can be spiritual in any industry. I doubt Ghandi determined one's spirituality contingent upon someone's station in life.
I agree. most people have tunnel vision. it fucks with their perspective, and that's never a good thing.. thai people always wai (pay respect) as they pass by a representation of the buddha. don't matter who they are or what they do. your spirituality has nothing to do with what you choose to do with your life.
Ritual is only a subset of spirituality. It says nothing in and of itself of an individual's spiritual condition. One might "wai" when he passes a representation of a Buddha but if that person is a child sexual predator, his spiritual condition might be morbidly grotesque.
I believe we all have the same spiritual potential (ie going to Heaven, being reunited with Atman, reaching Nirvana), no matter what we do, but not the same condition at any given time. It is the Christian perspective that an individual's spiritual salvation is solely the work of God and not the result of personal ritual.
Mahatma Gandhi had taken a public vow of celibacy at age 37 and toward the end of his life he undertook what he described as the last yajna or ritual to test his sexual impulses. His exercise involved by sleeping naked with young women in his ashram, including his 19-year-old grand-niece Manu Gandhi and Abha Gandhi, the 16-year-old wife of his grand-nephew Kanu Gandhi. He acknowledged “that this experiment is very dangerous indeed,” but insisted “that it was capable of yielding great results.” This has been viewed with suspicion by sceptics.
The above anecdote is kind of a red herring. Ghandi might have slipped up but he was still a big proponent of restricting sex as a means of achieving spiritual transcendence. I'm not really saying I agree with him. I believe sex is a spiritual act in and of itself and it can be used for good or for evil. I believe there is virtue in avoiding promiscuity (for it can harm the body) and that the beauty and satisfaction one can gain from sex is directly proportional to the strength of the connection between partners and their aggregate virtue.
I really adhere to the Christian point of view. It is not that God is against sex but that "He hates divorce" (Malachi 2:16) in the sense that it is wrong to willingly sexually connect with someone and not feel some lasting sense of love towards them. The sexual bond is pretty powerful as many porn performers shockingly realize when they are constantly harassed in public by anonymous admirers.
Also, restricting sex is a testament to the virtue of self-control--which is crucial for achieving anything in this life. Just because one is promiscuous doesn't mean one is totally lacking in self-control but it would only elevate one's virtue if one were not that way.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/13/1410:12 AM
Quote:
I personally believe women are not as anatomically equipped to be as promiscuous as men. I read that you are a photographer. With all the subjects that you shoot, could you observe that the female subjects who are more beautiful tend to be those who are less promiscuous?
No. Makes no difference. Women are autonomous and do as they wish with their sexuality.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/13/1410:20 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Quote:
I personally believe women are not as anatomically equipped to be as promiscuous as men. I read that you are a photographer. With all the subjects that you shoot, could you observe that the female subjects who are more beautiful tend to be those who are less promiscuous?
No. Makes no difference. Women are autonomous and do as they wish with their sexuality.
Of course women can do what they want. Who says otherwise?
You can honestly say you have not observed that phenomenon? I just disagree.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/13/1411:25 AM
Wow I apologize. I've really been a jerk. The notion that women lose beauty because of sex is ludicrous and insulting.
But Gia, how do you explain the whole "Porn Stars Without Makeup" debacle? (http://funnie.st/309/p0rnstars-without-makeup/) You see some of the performers' pics after they leave the Industry and they look far more radiant...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/13/1402:48 PM
Originally Posted By: origen01
Wow I apologize. I've really been a jerk. The notion that women lose beauty because of sex is ludicrous and insulting.
But Gia, how do you explain the whole "Porn Stars Without Makeup" debacle? (http://funnie.st/309/p0rnstars-without-makeup/) You see some of the performers' pics after they leave the Industry and they look far more radiant...
This is old news, but here it goes.
The makeup artist told the porn stars the before and afters were just for her portfolio. Many, being friends with her, agreed because it'd help her succeed as a makeup artist. They didn't know the photos would be shown to the general public Internet without their consent. Yes, many pornstars post 'no makeup' selfies on twitter or their blogs, but the point is, they're controlling what, when and how the general public gets to see them. Key word here is consent.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/13/1404:27 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: origen01
Wow I apologize. I've really been a jerk. The notion that women lose beauty because of sex is ludicrous and insulting.
But Gia, how do you explain the whole "Porn Stars Without Makeup" debacle? (http://funnie.st/309/p0rnstars-without-makeup/) You see some of the performers' pics after they leave the Industry and they look far more radiant...
This is old news, but here it goes.
The makeup artist told the porn stars the before and afters were just for her portfolio. Many, being friends with her, agreed because it'd help her succeed as a makeup artist. They didn't know the photos would be shown to the general public Internet without their consent. Yes, many pornstars post 'no makeup' selfies on twitter or their blogs, but the point is, they're controlling what, when and how the general public gets to see them. Key word here is consent.
This is not really what I meant. I meant that without makeup a majority of these girls look "tore up". What's up with that? The photo-set is large enough to be considered a representative sample of adult performers. You see photos of the same performers after they stop performing in scenes non-stop and they look much more beautiful. I would even dare to say that you are much more beautiful now then when you were consistently performing (not to say that you were ugly then or whatever).
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/13/1404:29 PM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
shut up, Darrah
This is why I really shouldn't be here, Jerk. You are a good guy and there some good people on these forums but I always remember what Joanna Angel's mom said:
Quote:
A long time ago, [Joanna] knew she was doing something not nice. And she did whatever she could to not embarrass me, like change her name. I was proud of her that she was so worried about me. But do you know the Hebrew word arzut metzach? It means you steal but you’re proud of it. It’s something you do without being embarrassed and you’re proud of it. This is not nice. I believe that my dear Joanna is crawling with the sheretzim—the animals that live in the dirt and sewers. They don’t know they’re dirty and living in the sewers but you get used to the smell. You forget. - See more at: http://www.jewcy.com/post/kiss_your_mother_mouth_part_i#sthash.vaCmVBC5.dpuf
I am the company I keep and I don't want to be like the hatefulness I see on these forums anymore.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/13/1406:04 PM
Originally Posted By: origen01
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: origen01
Wow I apologize. I've really been a jerk. The notion that women lose beauty because of sex is ludicrous and insulting.
But Gia, how do you explain the whole "Porn Stars Without Makeup" debacle? (http://funnie.st/309/p0rnstars-without-makeup/) You see some of the performers' pics after they leave the Industry and they look far more radiant...
This is old news, but here it goes.
The makeup artist told the porn stars the before and afters were just for her portfolio. Many, being friends with her, agreed because it'd help her succeed as a makeup artist. They didn't know the photos would be shown to the general public Internet without their consent. Yes, many pornstars post 'no makeup' selfies on twitter or their blogs, but the point is, they're controlling what, when and how the general public gets to see them. Key word here is consent.
This is not really what I meant. I meant that without makeup a majority of these girls look "tore up". What's up with that? The photo-set is large enough to be considered a representative sample of adult performers. You see photos of the same performers after they stop performing in scenes non-stop and they look much more beautiful. I would even dare to say that you are much more beautiful now then when you were consistently performing (not to say that you were ugly then or whatever).
In porn, you go tanning once a week and wear heavy makeup for scenes. You do this for years and see how your skin looks.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/29/1405:27 PM
Well
I was reading another post by this chick were she was rationalizing her involvement in pron. She stated it "appealed" to her, like wanting to explore the wild side of sex, ect. This same person won't show her tits on a simple porn forum. Really...I'm going to let some mook stick his dick eight inches up my ass because it intrigues me, but show you my tits...no way..
One can only assume she did porn for the money and hated it, and is here for the attention.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/03/1401:11 PM
I doubt it. She probably just wasn't to. When you've managed to get away from licking your ass off some guy(s)'s crank for money, I'd guess showing your tits to sociopaths for free would be a minor backslide.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/04/1410:37 AM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I doubt it. She probably just wasn't to. When you've managed to get away from licking your ass off some guy(s)'s crank for money, I'd guess showing your tits to sociopaths for free would be a minor backslide.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/04/1401:35 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I doubt it. She probably just wasn't to. When you've managed to get away from licking your ass off some guy(s)'s crank for money, I'd guess showing your tits to sociopaths for free would be a minor backslide.
So, do we need to ask for a price and set up a kickstarter for some tit pics?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/04/1403:56 PM
Originally Posted By: MoronBoy
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I doubt it. She probably just wasn't to. When you've managed to get away from licking your ass off some guy(s)'s crank for money, I'd guess showing your tits to sociopaths for free would be a minor backslide.
So, do we need to ask for a price and set up a kickstarter for some tit pics?
Worth a try. A girl can never have too many knockoff handbags and bug eye sunglasses.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/10/1412:27 PM
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
Originally Posted By: Demonbolloxs
Gia its really not fair that your not sharing those new titties with us. We fuckin paid for them !!!!11
Please rationalize your statement for us.
I brought all those issues of Fox magazine that you openly touted on this forum, so indeed I did pay for your titties, now unleash those puppies like a good little girly <ducks>
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/12/1412:42 AM
Gia, when I am watching a porno and see the black tear streaks down a whore's cheeks, is that from cheap eyeliner or cheap mascara? I need to know what I should have on hand.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/15/1403:34 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
So much for men saying they like a girl with a sense of humor. Have one and they examine it to holy hell so much that the joke is null.
I do like a girl with a sense of humor, but sarcasm is the basest form of humor and requires no imagination. Anyway, I don't believe you were being sarcastic.
Deep down inside you believe you deserve herpes because all of your "colleagues" acquired the virus. You are experiencing something close to guilty survivor syndrome.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/15/1411:04 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Why limit it to one day? I like flowers. Chocolate, not so much.
Gia if a whore like you marries a rich guy(or fake doctor, like you)has her ship come in?
What if that ship is the SS Charlie Sheen?
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Actor Charlie Sheen announced Saturday he is engaged to adult film star Brett Rossi, reported TMZ.
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Adult film star Brett Rossi arrives for the 2013 XBIZ Awards held at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza on Jan. 11, 2013 in Century City, Calif.
The 48-year-old "Anger Management" actor proposed Saturday morning after they flew to Hawaii on a private jet, the gossip site reported. The former "Two and a Half Men" star joked last month he married Rossi in Iceland.
Rossi, who at 24 is half her fiancé's age, will be the fourth Mrs. Charlie Sheen.
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The couple said they got engaged in Iceland last month but later admitted it was a joke.
He was previously married to Donna Peele, Denise Richards and Brooke Mueller. Richards and Mueller have been involved in contentious legal battles recently.
Rossi, who Sheen sometimes refers to as "S" since her nickname is Scottie, tweeted a picture of the couple with the ocean in the background Saturday that she captioned with a heart. That followed a picture of roses and a box of chocolates she tweeted Friday.
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She did not announce any proposal though she said Friday was the “start of an epic day."
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/23/1403:12 PM
So I wonder who the other true cumsluts were. Hailey, Chelsie, Keanni, Sasha Knox. There must be another category too. One that Jennifer Dark fits into.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/28/1410:44 AM
What's the worst high-end restaurant you've been to? The best one? Have you ever been to Applebee's? What is your favorite porn scene? (With you as the talent and not as the talent.) Favorite book?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/28/1404:21 PM
Worst high end restaurant- anything that's been on TMZ
Applebee's- Once. I was a tour photographer for Girl's Gone Wild. The producer chose it. We were often in small or rural towns and preferred finding locally owned restaurants, but you don't always get your way when working with others.
Group scene for Wicked with Jessica Drake, Leslie Zen, and I. Forgot the title. Tales of Perversion (Elegant Angel. Dir: William H. Forgot which #)
Any Girlvert. Pretty Peaches. New Wave Hookers. Fashionistas I.
Right now I'm re-reading YA stuff like Francesca Lia Block. And currently I'm very into A Country of Cities by Vishaan Chakrabarti right now. My favorite books in my adult life change a lot. Also check out Confessions of an English Opium Eater. Unorthodox is great, too. Girlvert. The Devil in the White City (It's 2 desperate stories about a serial killer and an architect.) And one of my fave blogs became a book- Young House Love for all you decorators and DIY'ers out there. Also, The Art of Seduction. The New Rules of Attraction. And the Diana Vreeland Memos.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/28/1404:41 PM
Hey, you think it is bad that Terry Richardson allegedly won't shoot a non famous chick unless she fucks him?
I don't see the big deal, cause they could get pics done elsewhere. It aint like he is the only game in town, and it aint like every broad doesn't know his reputation.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/28/1404:48 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Gia
I was a tour photographer for Girl's Gone Wild.
Was Joe Francis a good lay, or just a coked up douche who had trouble keeping wood?
As if Francis would tour with us! Mostly, Francis was home in L.A. except for certain cities that would be highlighted in some special DVD or MTV appearances. He'd stay in a hotel and shoot at the clubs with us. He would only be on the bus for an hour to interact with certain models on camera. I've never seen him bang anyone nor me for that matter. The job was all business with the facade of a party.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/28/1404:57 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Hey, you think it is bad that Terry Richardson allegedly won't shoot a non famous chick unless she fucks him?
I don't see the big deal, cause they could get pics done elsewhere. It aint like he is the only game in town, and it aint like every broad doesn't know his reputation.
Nice victim blaming.
A lot of models don't know who Terry Richardson is. They're more interested in the clothes and getting a campaign one day. Most of these girls are underage. The ones that do know his rep feel compelled to do what he says because he's so lauded in the fashion world that he can make or break your career. Most of the agents are in on his antics. When you're 15, owe your agency tons of money from your book (portfolio) and model house fees, what are you going to do? Walk out and miss an opportunity to pay everyone back? Complain to your agent and get fired?
Models don't choose to work with famous photographers. You don't wake up one day and say, "After coffee, I'll tell Next I'd like to test with Testino." They choose you through your agency. To even get a test shot (unpaid) is a huge deal.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/28/1408:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
A friend made me sit through a Girls Gone Wild vid. Talk about totally unfappable. Even the degradation seemed contrived. Maybe I'm jaded.
You're right. I had a friend a few years back who was really into GGW and never shut up about it. I told him it couldn't be all that, so he gave me a DVD, certain that I'd fap my dick off. I watched it and couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of it. Stupidest shit ever recorded on video.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/01/1409:04 AM
It wasn't even so much that it wasn't hardcore enough...which it wasn't. The biggest turn off was the whiny fucker begging the girls to show a nipple. "Oh, c'mon. Please?". Not a very strong hand.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/01/1404:18 PM
Yes! But she was on hiatus from xpt at the time except pm basis. We couldn't meet. In Ohio, I tried meeting Simp. It was a blizzard and I offered to buy him drinks and lunch, but he chickened out.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/03/1411:34 PM
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Yes! But she was on hiatus from xpt at the time except pm basis. We couldn't meet. In Ohio, I tried meeting Simp. It was a blizzard and I offered to buy him drinks and lunch, but he chickened out.
This is so unfair. You'll never make it out to my neck of the woods.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/13/1410:33 AM
Cute photo montage.
Next question. Khan and I always got along. We lost touch years back, but I'm sure he's doing fine. I have fond memories of going to lunch with him, and sometimes tagging along was my best friend (male. Best friends for 11 years. Jewish- so, they related on that quite a bit.) Khan was an intense guy and sardonically hilarious people you'll ever meet. I loved hearing stories about his childhood and later years in NYC at places like Max's. Then he'd make a keen observation about the whatever group of people at a nearby table, and have us all laughing again. Or he'd Meatholes-lite the waitress yet leave a huge tip for her trauma. I also had a great time introducing him to girls. I'd disclose the Khan game fully so they'd know what they were in for or choose to decline. Except one girl. Because she was pissing me off
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/16/1407:15 PM
o-em-fucken g. i'm actually feeling guilt for laughing at that. not necessarily because it's funny...more so because i think it's a family value passed down through the ages and now we've been enlightened like we're some sort of inlaws.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/20/1405:31 PM
Or Paypal and then all you need to give him is an email address and it doesn't have to be your main one. Create an email address say paypal@giajordan.com or whatever associate that with your Paypal account.
You hook up Paypal to your checking account and do free transfers between them. It takes about two days to get the funds in your checking account. No PO Boxes, no bounced checks.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/20/1411:23 PM
Come on, Gia. Think of all them thread bare drawers in yer dresser. Why throw em away and clog up land fills, when you can wear em and sell em, so a creep can put em inside out on a pillow to fantasize 69ing you?
Personally, I only huff panties that I remove from a broad, or she leaves behind. I feel purchasing soiled panties is on par with having road kill deer mounted.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/20/1411:24 PM
When I was a kid there was an ad in the back of Hustler for guys to buy polaroids of a naked chick and to buy her dirty panties. The PO box was for our small town post office. some friends and myself tried to stake out the post office box during the summer and got banned from the post office unless we were with an adult. I was about 11 years old at the time.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/21/1411:22 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Leave the soiled panty selling to those basic bitches.
It's not about being basic. Whatever that really means. It's about fulfilling a fantasy for those who have a "fetish" for it in likely the most innocent way possible for lack of better words. It's really meant for those who acknowledge their consistent fan following. If you can make a good amount of money by just wearing underwear then it's pretty smart to take the opportunity.
I rarely have to advertise that I do it and oddly enough after all these years it's about as popular if not more than it was in 2000.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/21/1406:47 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Gen,
It's not MY fantasy to run back and forth to the post office for just $20* a pop.
*Im guessing $20 is the going rate for that. That's what Kimberly Kane told me a long time ago.
Holy mother of shit $20?! No way. The cheapest I've ever sold mine for are $40. Worn a day, overnight and mailed out. Usually they want a couple of days and in that case they usually pay around $100. I get guys who want pissed soaked panties in which I'll put in a ziploc back and then vacuum seal it, sell those for a couple hundred. I pretty much make my car payment with this and some leftover LOL
Just sold a $6 cheap V-neck shirt from Old Navy for $100 to wear to bed for a couple nights.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/21/1406:52 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Gen: Do you charge extra for period panties? How bout skid marks?
Since you say you dont have to advertise, do you have regulars for em? Weekly or monthly?
Yes I charge extra but I don't do poop related. And yes some regulars, some kinda seasonal, more or less, always new people. It makes me wonder if there's a secret society where they all get together and tell each other where to go.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/21/1408:33 PM
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Gen: Do you charge extra for period panties? How bout skid marks?
Since you say you dont have to advertise, do you have regulars for em? Weekly or monthly?
Yes I charge extra but I don't do poop related. And yes some regulars, some kinda seasonal, more or less, always new people. It makes me wonder if there's a secret society where they all get together and tell each other where to go.
What styles are most popular? I find thong, satin, lace are great on a chick, but some thick cotton Hanes Her Way are best for scent retention.
Snail trail crust is like a compass needle, pointing to the ass scent.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/21/1409:14 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Gen: Do you charge extra for period panties? How bout skid marks?
Since you say you dont have to advertise, do you have regulars for em? Weekly or monthly?
Yes I charge extra but I don't do poop related. And yes some regulars, some kinda seasonal, more or less, always new people. It makes me wonder if there's a secret society where they all get together and tell each other where to go.
What styles are most popular? I find thong, satin, lace are great on a chick, but some thick cotton Hanes Her Way are best for scent retention.
Snail trail crust is like a compass needle, pointing to the ass scent.
Thongs. They're usually not picky. They want the usual everyday worn panties... not the ones that look brand new and only worn on special occasions.
Sure it sucks to wear them more than a day but it's not like I'm a disgusting pig in my pants. If I work out then I'll change and then put them back on afterwards unless that's something they want. There's a solution for everything LOL
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/21/1409:58 PM
There is a BYOB stripclub/sex shop in Philly I went to with friends where the girls stuffed cherries in their snatch then would pull them out one at a time and sell them to the losers in perv row for 20 bucks a pop. They also did lesbian shows where they auctioned off the dildoes and vibrators to the guys at the end. My stomach would churn and I'd dry heave every time I saw those dudes eat the cherries or lick the sex toys and act like they won the lottery.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/21/1410:03 PM
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Gen,
It's not MY fantasy to run back and forth to the post office for just $20* a pop.
*Im guessing $20 is the going rate for that. That's what Kimberly Kane told me a long time ago.
Holy mother of shit $20?! No way. The cheapest I've ever sold mine for are $40. Worn a day, overnight and mailed out. Usually they want a couple of days and in that case they usually pay around $100. I get guys who want pissed soaked panties in which I'll put in a ziploc back and then vacuum seal it, sell those for a couple hundred. I pretty much make my car payment with this and some leftover LOL
Just sold a $6 cheap V-neck shirt from Old Navy for $100 to wear to bed for a couple nights.
This is why I was passionate enough to interject.
$40 was standard for panties in the 90s when the ex was phone sexing and videoing. That pantie money put a new roof on the house and sent us to Vegas for a week. I guess money's money for me. I can dig where Gia's really coming from, tho. It'd just be symbolic backslide to the bad old days. Same reason she won't show her knew...old by now...knocks.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/22/1412:44 AM
Originally Posted By: Generizer
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Gen: Do you charge extra for period panties? How bout skid marks?
Since you say you dont have to advertise, do you have regulars for em? Weekly or monthly?
Yes I charge extra but I don't do poop related. And yes some regulars, some kinda seasonal, more or less, always new people. It makes me wonder if there's a secret society where they all get together and tell each other where to go.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/22/1412:59 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Yes, settled in quite a while ago. Sensation-wise, I'm the same.
PM me a pic please. I never shared Electro's boobs with anyone without permission and she never gave permission.
Don't bother asking me for Electro's tits because I lost files when I moved. The PC was busted and I took a mini sledge to the hard drive before I tossed it in the trash.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/22/1409:01 AM
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
There is a BYOB stripclub/sex shop in Philly I went to with friends where the girls stuffed cherries in their snatch then would pull them out one at a time and sell them to the losers in perv row for 20 bucks a pop. They also did lesbian shows where they auctioned off the dildoes and vibrators to the guys at the end. My stomach would churn and I'd dry heave every time I saw those dudes eat the cherries or lick the sex toys and act like they won the lottery.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/22/1409:44 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
There is a BYOB stripclub/sex shop in Philly I went to with friends where the girls stuffed cherries in their snatch then would pull them out one at a time and sell them to the losers in perv row for 20 bucks a pop. They also did lesbian shows where they auctioned off the dildoes and vibrators to the guys at the end. My stomach would churn and I'd dry heave every time I saw those dudes eat the cherries or lick the sex toys and act like they won the lottery.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/08/1412:37 PM
Notice the DOB listed? I have heard that...but would never in a million years have guessed. I wouldn't have even guessed 30. Where is it that you buy babys blood to drink Gia to keep so young looking?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/30/1412:14 AM
Why is there not a thread dedicated to you on ADT? It seems ADT is held in low esteem on this board, but why with all your work is there not any discussion about your enormous body of work?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/30/1405:47 PM
Dr. Larabee in Seattle, Wa. 1997.
Xander Corvus, Kurt Lockwood, Van Wilder (however you spell his name.) But I don't really watch porn as much as I used to. I'm not sure. There are probably great male talent out there escaping my brain thanks to finishing up shooting the gorgeous and stacked Summer Brielle (mind. blown. )I'm usually partial to ink less men who don't out-verbal the girl.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/01/1411:33 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Dr. Larabee in Seattle, Wa. 1997.
Xander Corvus, Kurt Lockwood, Van Wilder (however you spell his name.) But I don't really watch porn as much as I used to. I'm not sure. There are probably great male talent out there escaping my brain thanks to finishing up shooting the gorgeous and stacked Summer Brielle (mind. blown. )I'm usually partial to ink less men who don't out-verbal the girl.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/12/1410:23 PM
Originally Posted By: whorebot
For the love of God... can someone please start some sort of "Write your own caption" thread for this?? I feel a wave of ecstasy wash over me when I try to imagine Gia's internal dialogue at this moment.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/13/1401:51 PM
Originally Posted By: whorebot
Gia takes 7 loads and gags on a mouthful - what a rookie back then!
gia_jordan_swallows_7loads
Gia, did you prefer swallow scenes rather than eye-burning hair glopping facials? I can hear her now: Not in the hair! NOT IN THE HAIR DUMBASS!
That's the infamous scene for Chico Wang when Gia shut down the Minion. That's me in the stupid green socks pumping 8 or 9 streams into that kisser. Fucking porn mopes and our socks. Hey, would you walk around Wang's house barefoot? I know I didn't. I think that was the one and only time Gia agreed to work with Chico.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/13/1410:39 PM
Originally Posted By: Traveler
Originally Posted By: whorebot
For the love of God... can someone please start some sort of "Write your own caption" thread for this?? I feel a wave of ecstasy wash over me when I try to imagine Gia's internal dialogue at this moment.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/14/1402:46 PM
Nice effort Lou. Now if could only understand what the fuck that was all about.
Anyway,I was hoping Gia would help us out here but I'll go ahead and start the list. Maybe she can add to it.
HOW TO GIVE A GOOD FACIAL 1. Pull wadded-up panties out of mouth. 2. Touch up the lipstick but leave the mascara tear streaks on. 3. Find a comfortable position on your knees. Adjust height as necessary. If its Brandon, place several phone books under his feet. 4. Face upward leaning back to provide a table-like surface. (A large forehead also provides a convenient place to set a drink). 5. DO NOT clench up your eyes and mouth like you are swimming underwater. This is not the same as water-boarding. 6. Use Visine before the shot to reduce the burn if by accident the mope does get some in your eye even though he said he wouldn't. 7. Make sweet or nasty dirty talk. The raunchier the better. 8. Either act ecstatically excited or extremely disgusted - no in between. 9. Act as stunned as possible as you take the shot - as if you can barely breathe due to the copious quantities assaulting you. 10. Is it an innie? or an outie? If its an innie make sure that you squeeze it in and out of your mouth a few times before swallow. Bonus points for cum stringers. If its an outie, calmly put on your clothes and stroll through the mall without wiping off.
I think this would be a good start for Gia's forthcoming book "Bedroom Porn Stars - Insider Tips on what Women and Men Really Want"
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/14/1407:58 PM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: whorebot
Gia takes 7 loads and gags on a mouthful - what a rookie back then!
gia_jordan_swallows_7loads
Gia, did you prefer swallow scenes rather than eye-burning hair glopping facials? I can hear her now: Not in the hair! NOT IN THE HAIR DUMBASS!
That's the infamous scene for Chico Wang when Gia shut down the Minion. That's me in the stupid green socks pumping 8 or 9 streams into that kisser. Fucking porn mopes and our socks. Hey, would you walk around Wang's house barefoot? I know I didn't. I think that was the one and only time Gia agreed to work with Chico.
da BURGLAR: "Baby G, I have made several references to your unbelievably sick, filthy, nasty – yet HOTT as hell scene in Down the Hatch 13, where your mouth turns into a complete and total Sperm Swamp. What was going through your mind then….take us back into your psyche as the Now-Dead-as-a-Fucking-Door-nail Director, Chico “9 volt” Wang directs the pulsing penises one by one to ejaculate into your mouth. it is really a sight to see, and many of us cant help but wonder just what the hell you were thinking while this happened, and whether or not you TRULY understood the awesomeness of the spectacle you were creating."
Gia: "I did it as a dare for myself. Originally, the scene called for a dp with Scott Nails and Tony T followed by 6 or 7 random guys popping in my mouth, but Scott Nails got sick. Everything was explained in detail by my agent just as I explained it to Chico Wang when I requested the scene. The only curve ball was the Minion. I had no idea Chico would try to throw him in the scene. Here I am trying to do a good job swallowing these random guys and the Minion keeps trying to get in line. My attention was divided between the cocks and the fear of the Minion sneaking his way in. I loved that scene. I even loved Chico calling my agent to tell him that I was the worst performer in his entire history of shooting."
"Nothing against Gia Jordan but it must've been that time of the month the day I shot her. She managed to piss (in succession) me off, the makeup artist, my Minion, the two main actors, the 7 load warriors, and my dogs who proceeded to pee in her suitcase. You'll see a shitload of Behind The Scenes showcasing her nutty attitude. We were going to shoot her in a D.P. scene but I could tell both guys did not want to be anywhere near her. Consequently, I had all the guys dump a load in her mouth until it was filled to the rim and called it a day.
Her scene is a swallowing-only scene.
After I called the scene off, we started to have some payback for the attitude and started messing with her. In the BTS, you will see her reaction when the Minion tries to jump in the shower with her."
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/15/1410:20 AM
"I did it as a dare for myself."
Bullshit, Gia. Nobody dares themselves to do anything. Say you did it only for the money. Say you did it because you are a disgusting whore. But don't say you did it on a dare that you gave yourself. Nobody is buying that glib bullshit.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/15/1412:20 PM
Originally Posted By: hphonez
"Nothing against Gia Jordan but it must've been that time of the month the day I shot her. She managed to piss (in succession) me off, the makeup artist, my Minion, the two main actors, the 7 load warriors, and my dogs who proceeded to pee in her suitcase. You'll see a shitload of Behind The Scenes showcasing her nutty attitude. We were going to shoot her in a D.P. scene but I could tell both guys did not want to be anywhere near her. Consequently, I had all the guys dump a load in her mouth until it was filled to the rim and called it a day.
Her scene is a swallowing-only scene.
This is the sort of trauma that leads to eating disorders.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/15/1404:30 PM
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
"I did it as a dare for myself."
Bullshit, Gia. Nobody dares themselves to do anything. Say you did it only for the money. Say you did it because you are a disgusting whore. But don't say you did it on a dare that you gave yourself. Nobody is buying that glib bullshit.
x2 on that. Really, is the look on that face the one of someone who is "daring" herself. I've said the same ever since the whole tit thing. I'll do porn because it peeked my interest. On the other hand I'll spend 20k on my tits, then not show them to anyone. She's a whore with a little too much pride....
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/15/1408:15 PM
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Nobody dares themselves to do anything.
heh..what?. you're telling me you've never experienced that tingle in the back of your brain right after you've said "fuck it, here goes" when there's no guarantee of anything good or bad?. that's ridiculous. that's like no first kiss...never being in a fight..hell..never passing anyone on a crowded two lane road through the corner. that's some silly shit my friend, that aint living.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/15/1409:44 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Nobody dares themselves to do anything.
heh..what?. you're telling me you've never experienced that tingle in the back of your brain right after you've said "fuck it, here goes" when there's no guarantee of anything good or bad?. that's ridiculous. that's like no first kiss...never being in a fight..hell..never passing anyone on a crowded two lane road through the corner. that's some silly shit my friend, that aint living.
If I'm going to take a risk (and I've taken plenty) there damn well better be at least some prospect for reward. In this instance, her reward was money. Only an idiot would dare oneself to do something without some potential benefit.
If she simply wanted to see whether she could do it as a dare to herself, she would have told the producer not to bother paying her. The experience itself would have been the reward. Do you think she refused payment for the scene? I don't either.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/15/1409:59 PM
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Nobody dares themselves to do anything.
heh..what?. you're telling me you've never experienced that tingle in the back of your brain right after you've said "fuck it, here goes" when there's no guarantee of anything good or bad?. that's ridiculous. that's like no first kiss...never being in a fight..hell..never passing anyone on a crowded two lane road through the corner. that's some silly shit my friend, that aint living.
If I'm going to take a risk (and I've taken plenty) there damn well better be at least some prospect for reward. In this instance, her reward was money. Only an idiot would dare oneself to do something without some potential benefit.
If she simply wanted to see whether she could do it as a dare to herself, she would have told the producer not to bother paying her. The experience itself would have been the reward. Do you think she refused payment for the scene? I don't either.
“When we think about labor, we usually think about motivation and payment as the same thing, but the reality is that we should probably add all kinds of things to it: meaning, creation, challenges, ownership, identity, pride, etc.,”
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/16/1408:09 PM
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Nobody dares themselves to do anything.
heh..what?. you're telling me you've never experienced that tingle in the back of your brain right after you've said "fuck it, here goes" when there's no guarantee of anything good or bad?. that's ridiculous. that's like no first kiss...never being in a fight..hell..never passing anyone on a crowded two lane road through the corner. that's some silly shit my friend, that aint living.
If I'm going to take a risk (and I've taken plenty) there damn well better be at least some prospect for reward. In this instance, her reward was money. Only an idiot would dare oneself to do something without some potential benefit.
If she simply wanted to see whether she could do it as a dare to herself, she would have told the producer not to bother paying her. The experience itself would have been the reward. Do you think she refused payment for the scene? I don't either.
a dare is risk. where there's risk there's potential reward and potential failure. it's the same argument brotha... the only difference is i quote snipped your "Nobody dares themselves to do anything." line. i get what you're saying but she was already getting paid for basically the same shit(stripping). adding money to the equation when it was already there doesn't really work.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/19/1412:19 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: Traveler
Originally Posted By: whorebot
For the love of God... can someone please start some sort of "Write your own caption" thread for this?? I feel a wave of ecstasy wash over me when I try to imagine Gia's internal dialogue at this moment.
probably something like...
to
to
except she's always been...
Even though I LOATHE that picture of Ms. Jordan, you've caught my attention big time Mr. Lou by posting anything BB related, Thank you for that.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/19/1401:14 PM
Originally Posted By: RenfieldGyps
Even though I LOATHE that picture of Ms. Jordan, you've caught my attention big time Mr. Lou by posting anything BB related, Thank you for that...BITCH.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/23/1407:22 PM
drive instead of fly to the east coast and i'll pick up that lease for a hundy to 75 less than you have in it. cars only come in one color and you picked the right one. i'm guessing a year left on the payments?.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/16/1409:48 PM
Whither Gia? Better than two months with nary a post? I realize she had to abandon WeHo for more suitably pretentious digs in Manhattan. And I can fully appreciate the demands of the jet-setting eastern European whore tours. But unless she was drugged by Gypsy and Sab, and spirited away to their secluded lesbian-commune/pitbull-rescue upstate... I fail to see any reason she couldn't avail herself of the internet long enough to make a pro forma appearance, given her status as a Mod.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/18/1410:49 AM
One of these days she will back away from her X-rated past so she can advance her career in the mainstream world of pornographic photography.
And what about her boyfriends career? His climb up the corporate ladder may be halted when his significant other is identified by some corporate hack that used to beat off to her videos. A simple google search of her porn name will lead straight to this board. Oh the depravity!
The good news is she will be forced to return to LA and do anal granny porn.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/27/1402:34 PM
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
"I did it as a dare for myself."
Bullshit, Gia. Nobody dares themselves to do anything. Say you did it only for the money. Say you did it because you are a disgusting whore. But don't say you did it on a dare that you gave yourself. Nobody is buying that glib bullshit.
This was an era of the golden age of gonzo when girls would try to out-perform each other. I remember so many girls bragging about being on the double anal list. Everyone was shooting a packed schedule then. Companies were profiting and money was flowing. This is still one of my favorite scenes.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/27/1402:39 PM
Originally Posted By: Traveler
Whither Gia? Better than two months with nary a post? I realize she had to abandon WeHo for more suitably pretentious digs in Manhattan. And I can fully appreciate the demands of the jet-setting eastern European whore tours. But unless she was drugged by Gypsy and Sab, and spirited away to their secluded lesbian-commune/pitbull-rescue upstate... I fail to see any reason she couldn't avail herself of the internet long enough to make a pro forma appearance, given her status as a Mod.
My digs here are nice and convenient; not so sure on the lap of luxury part as I prefer pre-war buildings and being frugal. I'm subletting my LA place, so I can come back once a month and shoot girls for a week. It's hard getting mainstream photo work in nyc, but I'm trying. My favorite thing always about NYC- the architecture, people dress better, and I don't have to drive. I've been coming here/living on and off since 1991. It's changed a lot, losing it's character day by day, but I still hang on to 'my' city with a death grip.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/27/1402:57 PM
Originally Posted By: Traveler
Originally Posted By: hphonez
"Nothing against Gia Jordan but it must've been that time of the month the day I shot her. She managed to piss (in succession) me off, the makeup artist, my Minion, the two main actors, the 7 load warriors, and my dogs who proceeded to pee in her suitcase. You'll see a shitload of Behind The Scenes showcasing her nutty attitude. We were going to shoot her in a D.P. scene but I could tell both guys did not want to be anywhere near her. Consequently, I had all the guys dump a load in her mouth until it was filled to the rim and called it a day.
Her scene is a swallowing-only scene.
This is the sort of trauma that leads to eating disorders.
I've had eating disorders my entire life. Try again, Sigmund Fraud.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/27/1403:01 PM
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
Nobody dares themselves to do anything.
heh..what?. you're telling me you've never experienced that tingle in the back of your brain right after you've said "fuck it, here goes" when there's no guarantee of anything good or bad?. that's ridiculous. that's like no first kiss...never being in a fight..hell..never passing anyone on a crowded two lane road through the corner. that's some silly shit my friend, that aint living.
If I'm going to take a risk (and I've taken plenty) there damn well better be at least some prospect for reward. In this instance, her reward was money. Only an idiot would dare oneself to do something without some potential benefit.
If she simply wanted to see whether she could do it as a dare to herself, she would have told the producer not to bother paying her. The experience itself would have been the reward. Do you think she refused payment for the scene? I don't either.
a dare is risk. where there's risk there's potential reward and potential failure. it's the same argument brotha... the only difference is i quote snipped your "Nobody dares themselves to do anything." line. i get what you're saying but she was already getting paid for basically the same shit(stripping). adding money to the equation when it was already there doesn't really work.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/28/1409:49 PM
Why haven't I got a personal reply from Gia? I would pay her top dollar for her services. I'd prop her up in her "career" as long as I have access to her anal cavity and that nasty attitude of hers.
I'm 55 which is about the right age for Gia's next sugar daddy.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/31/1405:36 PM
I agree with Gia about New York being better for the fact you don't need or want a car to live there. Also, you can go out at 11pm and find a restaurant not named Denny's to sit down and get a meal. I never lived in LA, but I spent a dozen years in SF, and even there the city shut down at 10pm and you needed a car to get around.
A friend who works at Bloomberg was trying to get me to NYC earlier this year. I'd be down for doing it for months at a time, but i'm not ready to downsize my reality yet. Getting there.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/13/1409:13 PM
Still waiting to see the (kind of) new cans; asked nicely and everything. Sure, the new years dress was something special, but it only hints at the goods.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/19/1408:01 PM
I don't remember the exact details, but someone said something pretty shitty to her about a pic she posted. I can't blame her, but I also have a tendency to see her as a person.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/20/1402:52 PM
I think that was me. I said something to the effect that one of her hairstyles made her look like she had a big forehead. Apparently that was/is a sore spot. Sorry.
I gotta say, given some of the things I've seen her engage in on film I was somewhat surprised by her thin skin. Really didn't mean to upset the young woman.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/20/1403:09 PM
I always thought Padover couldn't handle inappropriate questions, hence the lack of her own thread. (and JRV's raison d'etre)
If I'm wrong, of course, one of you fan boys will prove me right by starting Padover's own inappropriate question thread, yes?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/20/1403:46 PM
Originally Posted By: Blue
I think that was me. I said something to the effect that one of her hairstyles made her look like she had a big forehead. Apparently that was/is a sore spot. Sorry.
I gotta say, given some of the things I've seen her engage in on film I was somewhat surprised by her thin skin. Really didn't mean to upset the young woman.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/20/1403:54 PM
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
Gia,
What is/are your favorite men's cologne(s)?
I hate all men's colognes. I used to enjoy some, but nothing on the aphrodisiac level of lust. I used to wear some...Bulgari, Yoji Yamamoto...but that was the 90s and early 2000s. Now they just remind me of strip clubs. Best scent for a guy is unscented products on an immaculately groomed guy. Wear suits, be metal, be the scummiest scum rocker ever, be whatever style you may, but look immaculate. Have nice nails. Have nice skin. Trim 'down there.' I don't need a metrosexual. Just don't be grimy and unkempt.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/20/1406:35 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I hate all men's colognes. I used to enjoy some, but nothing on the aphrodisiac level of lust. I used to wear some...Bulgari, Yoji Yamamoto...but that was the 90s and early 2000s. Now they just remind me of strip clubs. Best scent for a guy is unscented products on an immaculately groomed guy. Wear suits, be metal, be the scummiest scum rocker ever, be whatever style you may, but look immaculate. Have nice nails. Have nice skin. Trim 'down there.' I don't need a metrosexual. Just don't be grimy and unkempt.
Where are you on facial hair? I'm kicking around the idea of growing a full beard.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/20/1409:52 PM
I think I know where Gia's coming from. I prefer smelling "clean" from a shower using ivory soap and I prefer my chick smelling the same. However, she uses some products that impart a scent and I have come to associate those with her, and accept them.
If I wear a scent it's Vetiver by Guerlain and my chick loves it. I'm pretty sure Gia would not because it is an older mans scent.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/20/1410:12 PM
I thought she'd gush over some super expensive niche fragrance which is the only reason I asked the question.
I use Grandpa's Pine Tar Soap and thai crystal deodorant. The last time I wore cologne was in the early 90s when a relative gave me Aramis for Christmas.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/21/1401:27 AM
Somehow I got free samples of old spice bodywash in the mail and gave it try. I had to take another shower to get that shit off me. In the trash it went.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/24/1407:16 AM
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
I don't remember the exact details, but someone said something pretty shitty to her about a pic she posted. I can't blame her, but I also have a tendency to see her as a person.
I don't remember details either. But the point was if someone wants me to share something and I do it, I'm not into devoting my time in sorting through negativity on here of all places just to engage. I do remember at the time it being frustrating to sort through it still cognitively recovering. The world is enough negative. I think I've earned some respect lasting this long on here. That's all.
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
She will probably answer those questions, just not in Gia's thread.
Exactly. You get shit for de-railing a thread. But you also get shit for not acknowledging as well. Can't win.
Originally Posted By: Blue
I think that was me. I said something to the effect that one of her hairstyles made her look like she had a big forehead. Apparently that was/is a sore spot. Sorry.
I gotta say, given some of the things I've seen her engage in on film I was somewhat surprised by her thin skin. Really didn't mean to upset the young woman.
Relax. It didn't hurt me. I still like you. It makes sense for me to keep to my website and my social profiles for the stuff anyways. You guys can post whatever you find on those accounts here if you want. I can't stop you.
Originally Posted By: J.B.
I always thought Padover couldn't handle inappropriate questions, hence the lack of her own thread. (and JRV's raison d'etre)
If I'm wrong, of course, one of you fan boys will prove me right by starting Padover's own inappropriate question thread, yes?
I'm not sure where you gather me not able to handle inappropriate questions. I would have been gone more than 10 years ago if that were the case. I do have my own thread. It's lost in the archives somewhere and pops up once in a blue moon. Gia has been more consistent on the board diversely and would make sense why she is more highlighted in threads.
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I doubt she'll engage. She has her own site and twitter she works. She goes away for months and pops back in for a few weeks.
I lurk a few times a week but most times there's nothing for me to say.
I'll leave it at that. If you want to continue this, maybe take it somewhere else. Or hang with me on Twatter.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/24/1411:23 AM
OK, then. I'll take Halloween pics via PM. Maybe dress up like a princess and do something naughty w/ one of them foot long Tootsie Rolls they sell. Last I saw them was Tractor Supply.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/24/1410:33 PM
110 posts since 2007. I bet you have some other scents. I'm not bitching, mind you, and am glad to have you here. But you've been through some shit you haven't shared yet.
Edit: Sorry Gia. Hillbilly start a new thread or take it to another one if you want to continue this line of discussion. Threads at XPT regularly ramble but this one has strayed too far.
Gia: Smartphones now have as good a cameras as old school film cameras have, especially with filters. Certainly as good as 35mm and approaching 4x6. Is this gonna affect your business model and how are you going to distinguish yourself above sports swamis with an iphone?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/25/1401:41 AM
I see the difference and I know what the difference is. That was a softball to you and you chose to ignore it going for the cheap-shot. As a rule you are better than that but, fuck you.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/25/1402:26 AM
I'm not into games and tests. I saw no reason to play along in something I'm not interested in. Maybe Pipe D and his flair for the dramatic can indulge you in that.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/25/1405:49 AM
G- have you ever given directing a thought ?
Did you ever attempt a double anal? I was looking on IAFD and it has none listed but wondered if you ever tried. [not that I'm into it] Its nonsensical as a viewer IMO.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/25/1408:47 AM
thanks I am chastised.
I have a lens question - i shoot one of the canon frames (7D? D7? i can never remember) and i love this 50mm f1.8 lens for the things I can do in low light situations. But I wonder what you use when you shoot your women?
I am quite technical but when i hit things like lighting theory my brain locks up.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/25/1409:05 AM
Originally Posted By: HillbillyHarry
thanks I am chastised.
I have a lens question - i shoot one of the canon frames (7D? D7? i can never remember) and i love this 50mm f1.8 lens for the things I can do in low light situations. But I wonder what you use when you shoot your women?
I am quite technical but when i hit things like lighting theory my brain locks up.
Canon 7D. I use a 2.8 lens or a zoom which I think is 35-200 I bought it so long ago that I don't remember. Also, grrrr B+H is closed today.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/25/1410:06 AM
Yes, it's Rosh Hashana. Happy New Year! Shana Tovah! I'm just chilling today. Going to pass on the Rosh Hashana in a tipi in Brooklyn invite. I know the food will be amazing, but it's raining and I've already been to pre-parties and dinners the past few days. I've eaten my weight in challah bread.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/25/1408:22 PM
Gia Do you still have the Same Mope? If you have a different Mope can you have the old mope give the forum I'd and Password to the new Mope so he can answer forum "Gia's Mope Questions"?
Also, is the vitriol you show towards the self loathing Hill Billy Boringho "banter" or have you come to the conclusion that he is a lowlife, right wing old fart megalomaniac?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1405:33 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I broke up with 'Gia's Mope.' He's single and ready to mingle, so PM him.
Rather than dwell on the past, it's better to look forward to the future. For Example:
What are you really looking for in a relationship? Do you have realistic expectations? Are you pretty much through with men? Is it time to declare you are a lesbian? Even if you aren't? Have you considered returning to porn? (what do you really have to lose at this point?) Take your time in deciding....you have the whole rest of your life ahead of you! Dream big dreams baby......
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1405:37 PM
I live in a major city and hang out with people whenever I want. This includes dating.
Your other questions: Nope. I'm quite straight. No interest in returning to porn. Been there, done that. And most of my favorite companies are no longer around.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1405:40 PM
So one innocuous sexual encounter after another? I would have never figured that.
Zipless - no commitments - good way to go.
I myself live in the woods - I'm lucky to get caribou pussy once in a while. When my oil money comes in - I'm going to fly down for a long weekend in Santa Monica and live the dream.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1405:41 PM
What was wrong with your mope? Did he steal your xanax? Too clingy? Too poor? Please explain in some way. Use metaphors or sock puppets if you can't be direct.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1406:04 PM
I don't like poetry, but I've always had a thing for the written word. I write. I'm attracted to men who can write. My addiction to message boards and social media is an extension to my love for stories and writing.
How close is close? It depends on the bond I feel created over time through commonalities and attraction. There's no formula or set number of dates. For instance, G's Mope and I didn't start messing around until date 3 and sex didn't happen until date 6. And I'm always right about sexual chemistry when it does happen with someone I'm very taken by.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1406:09 PM
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
How do you feel about the Panzer ban?
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I'm for it. He should've thought about the board before posting that image.
Wait, wait, wait. What? Someone finally banned Panzer? What'd he post this time?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1406:16 PM
I never got to see the offending image but I'm glad someone kneecapped him finally.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1406:24 PM
OK, I saw Steve's message in the cage. It kills me that it took one of Steve's patented overreactions to accomplish what should've been done long ago but, in my experience, people rarely hang for the legion of things they've actually done. Six of one...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1406:31 PM
Perfect! I am a fantastic writer. We could script awesome porn scenes together! Here is how I see our dating sequence going: Date 1 - affectionate but not sexual cuddling. Date 2 - hot tub action - massage exchange. Date 3 - your couch - dry hump - empty promises. Date 4 - back in the hot tub, pussy licking, tug job. Date 5 - relationship terms discussed - blowjob - no swallow. Date 6 - contract signed - covered vag and facial. Date 7 - anal. Date 8 - anal atm w/extra girlfriends. Date 9 - affectionate cuddling/contract performance evaluation.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1407:40 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
...but I've always had a thing for the written word. I write. I'm attracted to men who can write.
My addiction to message boards and social media is an extension to my love for stories and writing...
I'll play George Orwell to your Leni Reifenstahl- though I doubt they ever met and most likely would have hated each other if they spent 10 minutes alone together).
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1408:14 PM
Yes, I'm the straw that stirs the drink. I get on my meds hard core for months and this thread is filled with banal drivel. I come back and the flow starts. However I'm not taking my anti psychotics. It's only a matter of time now......
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1409:50 PM
Originally Posted By: J.B.
OK, I saw Steve's message in the cage. It kills me that it took one of Steve's patented overreactions to accomplish what should've been done long ago but, in my experience, people rarely hang for the legion of things they've actually done. Six of one...
Careful J.B. If Steve realizes that banning Panzer makes you happy, he may bring Alex back.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1409:58 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
^^^ Same thing. Though it's probably requires more 'ok, we're monogamous' due to safe sex reasons.
Really? So BJ aint included in date 3 "messing around" it is more like a date 6 activity?
I know it will break your heart Gia, but we could never be. I'm sorry to be blunt like this, but I had to get it out there, because I feared that the longer I waited, the greater your hurt would be. I hope you understand.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/26/1410:46 PM
Originally Posted By: Fiend2
Which date does the electrical tape, safe words and restraints come into play??
The first time there's sex. Not a deal breaker if he's not in tuned with my predicluction for violent sex, but it's certainly welcomed. No restraints and accessories. I don't need the theatrics. Being pinned down by the guy's hands or body weight is hotter.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/27/1411:00 AM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
The first time there's sex. Not a deal breaker if he's not in tuned with my predicluction for violent sex,
At this point I thought there was hope for us again.
Quote:
but it's certainly welcomed. No restraints and accessories. I don't need the theatrics. Being pinned down by the guy's hands or body weight is hotter.
Then I remembered what my scale tells me and realized there was never hope.
I prefer slighter framed guys. Weight has nothing to do with force and strength. 5'11" and 165lbs seems to be the consensus average for me. Aside from an ex who was 5'9" and maybe 2lbs soaking wet and Gia's Mope (5'11" and thicker build) and the guy Jim B met (they're neighbors pretty much) who was built like a Viking hockey player.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/27/1411:34 AM
Don't sweat it G. I know in real life you wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire. I was just having fun. I'm the type of guy you would only bang if you were borderline suicidal w/ self hate, wanted something to push you over the edge, and Brandon wasn't around.
Anyway, and apologies if I asked this in the past: Are you a Clit Girl or an In/Out Girl?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/27/1412:42 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Don't sweat it G. I know in real life you wouldn't piss on me if I was on fire. I was just having fun. I'm the type of guy you would only bang if you were borderline suicidal w/ self hate, wanted something to push you over the edge, and Brandon wasn't around.
Anyway, and apologies if I asked this in the past: Are you a Clit Girl or an In/Out Girl?
And we're back with the banal. JerkHEWLS is an example of failing upwards and being promoted above the level of your competence.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/27/1401:15 PM
Come on Nate, don't you remember when you were practically pitching woo to me last year, saying I'm the only one here readable since Monkey?
What is it, buttercup? You don't like me anymore because now I am an authority figure here?
P.S. Since you are the one I started paying attention to Page Views for, I'll have you know that the Hottest Picture of the Day thread is up to 725K views now. Add in the 28k that were lost (RIP) and 3/4 of a million page views I generated here. Now I'm no Panzer (RIP), but that is a ton of eyeballs.
I feel "both" is a cop out Gia. Say yer horny and wanna knock one out solo, w/ no toys around, what is your go to move: Are you flickin the bean or finger banging the slice? Which gets you off quicker or better?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/27/1401:43 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Come on Nate, don't you remember when you were practically pitching woo to me last year, saying I'm the only one here readable since Monkey?
What is it, buttercup? You don't like me anymore because now I am an authority figure here?
P.S. Since you are the one I started paying attention to Page Views for, I'll have you know that the Hottest Picture of the Day thread is up to 725K views now. Add in the 28k that were lost (RIP) and 3/4 of a million page views I generated here. Now I'm no Panzer (RIP), but that is a ton of eyeballs.
I feel "both" is a cop out Gia. Say yer horny and wanna knock one out solo, w/ no toys around, what is your go to move: Are you flickin the bean or finger banging the slice? Which gets you off quicker or better?
The highlighted and underlined parts are 1000% sheer faggotry, in every way.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/27/1405:13 PM
Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Come on Nate, don't you remember when you were practically pitching woo to me last year, saying I'm the only one here readable since Monkey?
What is it, buttercup? You don't like me anymore because now I am an authority figure here?
P.S. Since you are the one I started paying attention to Page Views for, I'll have you know that the Hottest Picture of the Day thread is up to 725K views now. Add in the 28k that were lost (RIP) and 3/4 of a million page views I generated here. Now I'm no Panzer (RIP), but that is a ton of eyeballs.
I feel "both" is a cop out Gia. Say yer horny and wanna knock one out solo, w/ no toys around, what is your go to move: Are you flickin the bean or finger banging the slice? Which gets you off quicker or better?
The highlighted and underlined parts are 1000% sheer faggotry, in every way.
There is no arguin that. I was hoping Nate would have mentioned it though, so I could further irritate him. I would take no pleasure in irritating you though, Smokey.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/27/1405:18 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Alone- clit. I don't like toys nor fingers. With a guy- either penetration alone and/or clit.
There we go. A lil cajoling and you give up a direct answer. I would pet your head and say, "Good Girl" if we were in the same room.
My ex enjoyed toys, but didn't like using the rubber ones too many times. Bit of a germaphobe. Once I got her something in Pyrex glass though, she loved it.
You ever get that pussy ate and wanna just roll over and go to sleep after the O, or does it make you crave dick in you even more?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/27/1405:40 PM
Because I thought your question meant with a partner.
Quote:
You ever get that pussy ate and wanna just roll over and go to sleep after the O, or does it make you crave dick in you even more?
Not into that. Just enough, maybe ten seconds just to get the party started is all I like. And I don't need to hear 'but I'm really good at it!' So what. I CAN cum from it, but I don't want to. It's a waste. Not enough interaction. I mean, the guy's down there. He's not over here with me.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/27/1405:59 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Because I thought your question meant with a partner.
Quote:
You ever get that pussy ate and wanna just roll over and go to sleep after the O, or does it make you crave dick in you even more?
Not into that. Just enough, maybe ten seconds just to get the party started is all I like. And I don't need to hear 'but I'm really good at it!' So what. I CAN cum from it, but I don't want to. It's a waste. Not enough interaction. I mean, the guy's down there. He's not over here with me.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/27/1407:22 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Smokezilla
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Come on Nate, don't you remember when you were practically pitching woo to me last year, saying I'm the only one here readable since Monkey?
What is it, buttercup? You don't like me anymore because now I am an authority figure here?
P.S. Since you are the one I started paying attention to Page Views for, I'll have you know that the Hottest Picture of the Day thread is up to 725K views now. Add in the 28k that were lost (RIP) and 3/4 of a million page views I generated here. Now I'm no Panzer (RIP), but that is a ton of eyeballs.
I feel "both" is a cop out Gia. Say yer horny and wanna knock one out solo, w/ no toys around, what is your go to move: Are you flickin the bean or finger banging the slice? Which gets you off quicker or better?
The highlighted and underlined parts are 1000% sheer faggotry, in every way.
There is no arguin that. I was hoping Nate would have mentioned it though, so I could further irritate him. I would take no pleasure in irritating you though, Smokey.
I appreciate the kind thought, however, I would not allow something from a message board to annoy me, not that much anyway. Keep on keeping on, annoy to your hearts content.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 09/27/1407:24 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Because you have no idea.
This is easily one of the hottest posts in the history of this message board, just because of the possibilites. My cock just jumped G, spank you very much, meaning, I'd like to.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/01/1410:00 PM
Gia, If you were directing, would you prefer to work on pure gonzo, parodies, regular storyline stuff depicting b/g with some g/g and b/g/g thrown in? Would you try the superproduction Vivid type of material?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/21/1410:03 AM
A question for Gia (I didn’t read the full conversation, so maybe another had already asked about it…) :
When you were vegan, you were performing so eating sperm. I like this point of view because I am a vegan militant but I also need girls to swallow my daily loads… but I don’t understand the logical… is that because you’re rejecting the obvious fact that humans are animals ?
Or is it because for cum : none animal have suffered to produce it (...quite the opposite they would have suffered if they could not have done) ?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/21/1411:54 AM
Originally Posted By: AltayMan
I am a vegan militant
There was an article in the news yesterday about how being vegan destroys a guy's sperm count. They aren't sure if it's the estrogen-like effects of soy or all the pesticides in fruits in vegetables. Hope you don't want kids.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/21/1406:35 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Originally Posted By: AltayMan
I am a vegan militant
There was an article in the news yesterday about how being vegan destroys a guy's sperm count. They aren't sure if it's the estrogen-like effects of soy or all the pesticides in fruits in vegetables. Hope you don't want kids.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/21/1407:46 PM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
Originally Posted By: AltayMan
I am a vegan militant
There was an article in the news yesterday about how being vegan destroys a guy's sperm count. They aren't sure if it's the estrogen-like effects of soy or all the pesticides in fruits in vegetables. Hope you don't want kids.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/25/1408:39 AM
Gia, you still talk to that dude you had a thing with years ago, think he lived like upstairs or downstairs from you but I could be confused. It was a bit of a volatile relationship, I wanna say he was a band guy if I'm not mistaken?
Looking great with those new boobies BTW, looking as good as ever.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/26/1404:30 PM
Ive never dated a band guy, but I know who you're refering to. We only dated 2 months. I no longer talk to that person. At least the sex was good. But I'd rather get sex from someone sane.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/26/1404:35 PM
Originally Posted By: AltayMan
A question for Gia (I didn’t read the full conversation, so maybe another had already asked about it…) :
When you were vegan, you were performing so eating sperm. I like this point of view because I am a vegan militant but I also need girls to swallow my daily loads… but I don’t understand the logical… is that because you’re rejecting the obvious fact that humans are animals ?
Or is it because for cum : none animal have suffered to produce it (...quite the opposite they would have suffered if they could not have done) ?
You're asking me, a person who wore a fur coat to the vegan restaurant?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/28/1402:15 PM
LOL! I posted a Minion Whore Demotivator somewhere and this was someone's comment:
"that minion guy is fucking gross. saw a scene with him and gia jordan & a long single file line of guys she was blowing. minion tries getting in line on more than one occasion and gia's not having any of it, actually starts getting pissed. any food porn usually grosses me out."
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/22/1410:36 AM
It is kind of easy to not click on a thread that you don't like.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/22/1410:57 AM
If it was only that thread, I'd agree with you. Of course, I'm as white as you are, and Bish isn't, so his mileage may vary. Anyway, it's not just that thread, and I think that (along with his own desire to get out of porn and raise his kid legit) was his problem.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/11/1510:24 PM
not funny smart or cutting..... Sounds like a comeback written by some 70's and 80's sitcom hack. Kinda like you and that Drunken Indian wanna be publicist who used to post here are the leads in a sitcom called "He my Jeff".
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/12/1510:19 AM
How many girls in the industry that do anal on a regular basis suffer bowel problems later on?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/12/1504:03 PM
Gia, you mentioned in one of your scenes that you had a 3-way in high school. Being as I never got that lucky in high school, how'd this go down? Did the guys know this was gonna happen or was it spontaneous? Were either of them close friends with you? Did they switch positions at any point? Were they wearing condoms?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/14/1508:35 AM
I manipulated my bf into inviting his friend over with the intent on seducing him. I threatened to break up with my bf if he didnt do it. Well, nothing eventful got accomplished. And what little did happen lasted 10 mins. I remember his parents had a Coke machine in the kids' wing of the house.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/15/1509:55 AM
Originally Posted By: HillbillyHarry
Gia - still in NYC? are the rents the cluster fuck that the media is reporting?
and what is the story with this "man spreading"? true or NYT flotsam?
Yes, I'm here in Brooklyn. Lucky for me, my rent is stabilized so it's still cheap.
Ok, let's first define manspreading for the peeps outside the tri-state area. It means that a man is sitting on the subway with his knees spread, taking up room on an alrrady crowded train. Personally, I don't see this often, and it's a new term though it's aways been a thing. Not a social epidemic but not as annoying as other train pet peeves. I find more annoying are:
People who slowly walk into the train. Move your fucking ass! If I miss my train because the doors shut on me because you're walking in like you're walking to the gallows, I will kill you.
People who don't pack it into the middle when it's crowded. Move to the middle. Pack it in, people. More people are getting on, and it's rush hour. Unless your stop is next (or soon) don't stand near the doors.
People who don't sit in a vacant seat on an already packed train. Unless that seat is dirty, sit. Someone plesse sit to make more standing room.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/15/1504:20 PM
High Society and Cheri were my go to slap mags, pre internet. When I hit the porno shop I would get one of them and one of the barely legal mags, like Hawk, Candy Girls, Lollipops or Naughty Neighbors.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/16/1501:14 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Yes, I'm here in Brooklyn. Lucky for me, my rent is stabilized so it's still cheap.
Ok, let's first define manspreading for the peeps outside the tri-state area. It means that a man is sitting on the subway with his knees spread, taking up room on an alrrady crowded train. Personally, I don't see this often, and it's a new term though it's aways been a thing. Not a social epidemic but not as annoying as other train pet peeves. I find more annoying are:
People who slowly walk into the train. Move your fucking ass! If I miss my train because the doors shut on me because you're walking in like you're walking to the gallows, I will kill you.
People who don't pack it into the middle when it's crowded. Move to the middle. Pack it in, people. More people are getting on, and it's rush hour. Unless your stop is next (or soon) don't stand near the doors.
People who don't sit in a vacant seat on an already packed train. Unless that seat is dirty, sit. Someone plesse sit to make more standing room.
I've been bouncing between NYC and SF the past year and both places would like for me to move there, but all I do is see the rents climb. Now, I'm paid an obscene amount of money to begin with so i'm not crying poor. I am not ready to emerge from Appalachia for an extended period of time, though I yearn for culture when I'm here for more than a month.
I saw some examples of 'man spreading' which were really douchebags being douchebags. What annoyed me was listening to some shrill woman try to tell me I should 'cross my legs like the ladies do.' first, fuck off, and second, you don't see my knee injury which makes those kind of movements really fucking hard.
As for people moving slowly onto trains - I will end up planting one of those fucks into the tracks. I was told to "slow down old man" last time I was up there and I said "fuck you, i'm 50 I don't have much time left and I got a lot of shit to do, i don't have time for you fucks wasting my time"
But I'm confused about crowded trains - from reading the web it sounded like every NY resident either drove for Uber or used Uber.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/16/1503:37 PM
Quote:
I've been bouncing between NYC and SF the past year and both places would like for me to move there, but all I do is see the rents climb. Now, I'm paid an obscene amount of money to begin with so i'm not crying poor. I am not ready to emerge from Appalachia for an extended period of time, though I yearn for culture when I'm here for more than a month.
God, all I can do is dream of getting back to Appalachia. What I would give for a Sonic.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 01/16/1508:46 PM
Originally Posted By: HillbillyHarry
I've been bouncing between NYC and SF the past year and both places would like for me to move there, but all I do is see the rents climb. Now, I'm paid an obscene amount of money to begin with so i'm not crying poor. I am not ready to emerge from Appalachia for an extended period of time, though I yearn for culture when I'm here for more than a month.
Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
God, all I can do is dream of getting back to Appalachia. What I would give for a Sonic.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/05/1508:13 AM
Originally Posted By: PeePooPee
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Is showering a novel concept to you?
Its not enough: shower is good for like 3-4 hours until the box will start to "turn". I'm talking about products.
You haven't been near a biologically-identifiable woman's box any time in the last decade. I suppose you must be referring to the smelly taint on a tranny that you so love to sniff. Go fuck yourself, sweaty communist.
You could do some porn parody theme shoot of Blonde. Get her hooked on coke make her loose a few lbs and she is a good Debbie Harry stand in.
Maybe you could take the next step and convince some studio to let you direct and shoot a porn Parody of the gawd Awful CBGB's movie which was a parody. A Parody of a Parody is a Parodyoxxx
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 04/30/1509:37 PM
Gia, you enjoy being choked during off screen sex? How about just being held by the throat, w/o any actual choking? Sorry if this has been covered before.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/04/1509:32 AM
I can completely understand if Gia wants to keep her new boobs special and only share them with someone she cares about. What I don't understand is why she repeatedly ignores requests for bunghole pics.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/30/1510:57 PM
Hope you enjoy your birthday party. I am on my way to SF for a few weeks though I had plans to visit NYC (not for your party, I am not in your demographic) this weekend until the left coast called.
I usually spend my birthdays in the middle of the woods with some psychedelics while I plan the coming year
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/31/1501:51 AM
What's the most non-sexual thing someone has done during sex that has annoyed you?
Was there ever a big disconnect between how aesthetic a scene looked on film, vs. how it was to actually film said scene? Or is it more of a what-you-see-is-how-it-was, type thing?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 06/05/1505:58 PM
Gia, Would you please post a picture of yourself in a maroon sundress with a low scoop showing some cleavage and a cornflower or cornflowers in your hair?? Thanks.
STACY JAY IS YOU BUT WITH TITYSELFCONFIDENCE - 10/07/1501:30 AM
Hey Gia,
Look
Its you're hotter younger self(sans original nose job no need for boob job)
When will you shoot her for Fox.... If you do can you do a selfie of you licking her asshole....? You'll be greedy and keep you sexing her up private right....
to bad you never had tittyselfconfidence you wouldn't have dieted away your curves and cut of your face.... at least you got a nice artificial rack out of it...
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/29/1509:25 AM
Originally Posted By: Cody
What's the most non-sexual thing someone has done during sex that has annoyed you?
A guy I was seeing licked his lips before kissing. His face would be 1 millimeter from mine, and there he'd go again with the lip licking. It killed me. This guy was dapper, fine, witty as fuck, whip smart, delivered incredible sex, etc. I wanted to communicate my annoyance, but didn't and hoped he would stop doing that!
Quote:
Was there ever a big disconnect between how aesthetic a scene looked on film, vs. how it was to actually film said scene? Or is it more of a what-you-see-is-how-it-was, type thing?
Anything with a green screen is always completely different. As as anything poorly shot which can make the nicest location look cheap.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/30/1506:31 PM
Don't over expose the lighting.
Make sure the models are aware of the camera as to not block anything. Keep the mouth open during- even if it's not a swallow scene. Have the girl engaged in the action. Let it linger. Don't rush her involvement of the cum.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/31/1506:18 AM
Why the fuck does Evil Angel use white backgrounds and excessively bright lighting all the time. It blots out on screen and if you turn the brightness down then the performers look unnatural. By the way, may not be the place to post this, but Fyre Tv stopped offering Evil Angel as a premium unlimited package. Now its purchase and minutes only. If pirating is hurting them the last strategy, its seems to me, would be to make their content more expensive and harder to access. What's your take G?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/31/1511:20 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Don't over expose the lighting.
Make sure the models are aware of the camera as to not block anything. Keep the mouth open during- even if it's not a swallow scene. Have the girl engaged in the action. Let it linger. Don't rush her involvement of the cum.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/31/1502:10 PM
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
Why the fuck does Evil Angel use white backgrounds and excessively bright lighting all the time. It blots out on screen and if you turn the brightness down then the performers look unnatural. By the way, may not be the place to post this, but Fyre Tv stopped offering Evil Angel as a premium unlimited package. Now its purchase and minutes only. If pirating is hurting them the last strategy, its seems to me, would be to make their content more expensive and harder to access. What's your take G?
No idea what goes into the guns and butter of porn. Ask Christian.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/31/1502:15 PM
Originally Posted By: Magic8
Why do studios waste money renting mansions in the hills to shoot scenes? Shoot that shit in a Motel 6. Nobody gives a fuck.
They use many rooms to shoot multiple scenes in one day. A day rate is cheaper because it's a bulk time rate. As for if the location matters, yes it does. You don't need a zillion dollar home, but you do want an aesthetically pleasing set. It's the background that frames the girl. Nothing worse than a beautiful girl in a poorly lit crappy room to spoil the stroke value. If you're going for purposely trash ambiance, you'd better have quite an eye for the right kind of tacky and know how to light.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/31/1502:34 PM
Originally Posted By: artxmaverick
And tongue out. Always, tongue out.
Nope, tongue out results in the load dripping right off camera. Tongue in, let it pool, then do the cumplay. If you listen to any Tony T scene, you can hear him telling the whore "tongue in, tongue in"
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/31/1502:36 PM
Originally Posted By: Magic8
Why do studios waste money renting mansions in the hills to shoot scenes? Shoot that shit in a Motel 6. Nobody gives a fuck.
Cause you get cited for shooting without a permit and kicked out of hotels and other public properties. A rental house provides privacy and a wide variety of looks/backgrounds. Hotel room porn looks like shitty hooker amateur porn.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/31/1502:56 PM
^^^ It sure does. However, I shot Jackie Daniels in a room at The Roosevelt Hollywood. Gorgeous room. My gear fit in a huge suitcase and she entered an hour later in regular clothes and a purse. No one batted an eye.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/31/1505:05 PM
Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: Magic8
Why do studios waste money renting mansions in the hills to shoot scenes? Shoot that shit in a Motel 6. Nobody gives a fuck.
Cause you get cited for shooting without a permit and kicked out of hotels and other public properties. A rental house provides privacy and a wide variety of looks/backgrounds. Hotel room porn looks like shitty hooker amateur porn.
Disagree. Have u seen Tonights Girlfriend? One of the best things in porn, IMO.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 10/31/1506:19 PM
Originally Posted By: Magic8
Disagree. Have u seen Tonights Girlfriend? One of the best things in porn, IMO.
I think Tonight's Girlfriend does aspiring whores a disservice by leading them to believe they show up, get US$3000 put in their hands, and leave 30 minutes later. For three large they're going to be there for ten hours sucking my flaccid cock continuously while meth sweat pours off my face.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/01/1506:44 AM
Originally Posted By: Vice Admiral
Originally Posted By: Magic8
Disagree. Have u seen Tonights Girlfriend? One of the best things in porn, IMO.
I think Tonight's Girlfriend does aspiring whores a disservice by leading them to believe they show up, get US$3000 put in their hands, and leave 30 minutes later. For three large they're going to be there for ten hours sucking my flaccid cock continuously while meth sweat pours off my face.
Those are fun times. Especially when a whore has no gag reflex or pride.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/01/1503:33 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Don't over expose the lighting.
Make sure the models are aware of the camera as to not block anything. Keep the mouth open during- even if it's not a swallow scene. Have the girl engaged in the action. Let it linger. Don't rush her involvement of the cum.
Its not so much the lighting as the contrast. If their skin is that white, I like to write S-L-U-T across their face with a magic marker first and that way the cum contrasts well with the darker letters.
The standard open mouth statue-still head with eyes squinting cumshot does nothing for me. I prefer more acting - lip smacking drooling fish lips spitting and whore talk. My favorite is when the whore gives you all her rules first and then they are all violated.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/08/1509:51 AM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Originally Posted By: Vice Admiral
Originally Posted By: Magic8
Disagree. Have u seen Tonights Girlfriend? One of the best things in porn, IMO.
I think Tonight's Girlfriend does aspiring whores a disservice by leading them to believe they show up, get US$3000 put in their hands, and leave 30 minutes later. For three large they're going to be there for ten hours sucking my flaccid cock continuously while meth sweat pours off my face.
Those are fun times. Especially when a whore has no gag reflex or pride.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/12/1509:03 PM
Yeah getting high looking for some fucking pussy would love to trade cock for meth you know Mike I got your message warm I miss your pussy get back to me lets get something going
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/13/1512:24 AM
Originally Posted By: Nickfencepost
Yeah getting high looking for some fucking pussy would love to trade cock for meth you know Mike I got your message warm I miss your pussy get back to me lets get something going
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/14/1506:01 PM
As my body became more chiseled, a look I've always loved but didn't know I could obtain until I started training, I started liking the look of implants. They make the entire body look more sculpted.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/15/1504:43 PM
Yours is that your're a has-been porn mope who should be in prison for knowingly infecting women with herpes. You should be tried and deported back to kanuckistan.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/16/1502:32 AM
Gia, do any of your friends that escort tell u about their "dates" with celebs? If yes, please tell us a story without giving names. OR, names names if you'd like. That'd be cool.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/16/1502:34 AM
I'm doing a remake of Red Light District's "One Night in Paris" and promise Willie a lead role. Shooting started last Friday but there's room for you, too.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/16/1509:25 AM
Originally Posted By: Magic8
Gia, do any of your friends that escort tell u about their "dates" with celebs? If yes, please tell us a story without giving names. OR, names names if you'd like. That'd be cool.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/16/1509:27 AM
Originally Posted By: Brandon_Iron
I'm doing a remake of Red Light District's "One Night in Paris" and promise Willie a lead role. Shooting started last Friday but there's room for you, too.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/16/1509:43 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Magic8
Gia, do any of your friends that escort tell u about their "dates" with celebs? If yes, please tell us a story without giving names. OR, names names if you'd like. That'd be cool.
My friends don't give a shit about celebrities.
What? They don't jack their rates up for celebs? Seems like a poor biddness strategy.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/16/1510:27 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Originally Posted By: Magic8
Gia, do any of your friends that escort tell u about their "dates" with celebs? If yes, please tell us a story without giving names. OR, names names if you'd like. That'd be cool.
My friends don't give a shit about celebrities.
I know for a fact that's not true. Isn't Gracie Glam a good friend of yours? That bitch will tell anyone that'll listen that she banged Matthew Perry. I also know of several other celebs she's fucked. They're C and D listers, but celebs nonetheless.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/16/1505:10 PM
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
He is doing the Today Show tomorrow, so he can tell Matt Lauer he got the bug.
The guy has admittedly done a lot of porn stars, escorts/hookers, wannabees, etc. If I remember, his name was strongly linked to Heidi Fleiss' big pimpin.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 11/16/1506:15 PM
Originally Posted By: Max Rhino
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
He is doing the Today Show tomorrow, so he can tell Matt Lauer he got the bug.
The guy has admittedly done a lot of porn stars, escorts/hookers, wannabees, etc. If I remember, his name was strongly linked to Heidi Fleiss' big pimpin.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/05/1609:50 AM
Gia, how much time on photo shoots is spent wrangling labia? You usually have the whores let it all hang out? You have many whores tuck em up in there or fold em back? Can you tell us tips and tricks?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/03/1602:55 PM
Hi Gia, I'm trying to avoid homelessness this winter; I'm wondering if you're hiring photographers, or if you'd be willing to meet informally to discuss employment opportunities with me. I'm 2 years younger than you, working on med school but have worked as a photographer and videographer.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/03/1610:13 PM
I want so badly to drive for Uber..! As it happens one's car needs to have been registered after a certain date; my car is too old (2002).. but why do you say I'm better off?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/04/1605:05 AM
I do everything myself so that I don't have to spend money. If you have photography skill, place an ad for head shots. It's boring but you can charge $200.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/05/1605:29 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I do everything myself so that I don't have to spend money. If you have photography skill, place an ad for head shots. It's boring but you can charge $200.
Why didn't you answer one of my inappropriate question for this bullshit appropriate one?
Originally Posted By: JasonH
How can you be working on med school and on the verge of homelessness?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/05/1609:41 PM
Four hundred and twenty thousand dollars in student loans?! Motherfucker, take the goddamn residency and get to fucking work. You "don't feel like it"?! Tough shit.
P.S., delusional Sanders voter: In the socialist countries, an individual who used up State resources (i.e., government-backed and government-issued student loans, which you undoubtedly expect will be forgiven) for specialized, scarce training and then refused to work would get the goddamn gulag.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/08/1609:41 AM
Originally Posted By: Vice Admiral
He's just a fool.
Whether you're a Molyneux-type anarcho-capitalist or the average Trump republican hovering around a million where most people stall or fall, I was philosophy/film in undergrad and would enjoy discourse even if you come hot and frothing at my decidedly unambiguous leftism. I just don't feel like this is the place, because I have more redundant and inappropriate questions for Gia. Come to /r/SandersForPresident and make your strongest case.
Quote:
illness
Perennial anxiety and cyclic depression, avoidant personality, another pandora's bummer on the spectrum. For almost a full minute I flirted with the idea of hiring Gia to take some photographs of me just to use on Tinder and it was horrifying. So I'm religiously anon... just being seen is uncomfortable, it's one more reason why pornstars amaze me.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/08/1612:52 PM
Originally Posted By: whattaburger
Originally Posted By: Vice Admiral
He's just a fool.
Whether you're a Molyneux-type anarcho-capitalist or the average Trump republican hovering around a million where most people stall or fall, I was philosophy/film in undergrad and would enjoy discourse even if you come hot and frothing at my decidedly unambiguous leftism. I just don't feel like this is the place, because I have more redundant and inappropriate questions for Gia. Come to /r/SandersForPresident and make your strongest case.
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Perennial anxiety and cyclic depression, avoidant personality, another pandora's bummer on the spectrum. For almost a full minute I flirted with the idea of hiring Gia to take some photographs of me just to use on Tinder and it was horrifying. So I'm religiously anon... just being seen is uncomfortable, it's one more reason why pornstars amaze me.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/08/1611:07 PM
Originally Posted By: whattaburger
It's not letting me reply.. I hit submit and it posts an empty message box.
If you use any oddball ASCII text characters in the body of your message, all of your text just disappears. I just found this out when I tried to post a message that had the word "doppelganger" in it with the umlaut over the letter a. I don't recall this happening before, so maybe something has changed in the software that runs the message board.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/10/1610:38 AM
Originally Posted By: Steezo
oddball ASCII umlaut runs the message board
Thanks for this clue, although I've tried plain text to no avail. Please let me know also if you find a way to change the username, it was my fourth attempt at a prohibitive and difficult registration.
I'm only sorry I missed this site at its peak use. My original note was rambling, but the gist was that I'm learning a lot from self-promoting pornographers about how not to be a self-effacing whore. Much obliged.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/10/1612:36 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Swiping on everything left here.
Gia, I was curious to know if you've ever pity-fucked anyone - if not, what discouraged you and if so, to what result?
Also wondering if you could tell me: assuming I have an idea for unique content and I want to find an interested co-producer for a series, how would I share that proposal and still protect its intellectual copyright? Are people often asked to sign NDAs in the porn industry or would that be perceived as bizarre?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/12/1610:58 AM
I should kick rocks... but if you put some ground wormwood in ethanol, shake it over a month, heat it down and filter it through cheesecloth you can add thujone for a more authentic and tasteful absinthe.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/12/1603:53 PM
I'm not drinking homemade absinthe. Just like I'm not drinking my hipster neighbor's homemade Kombucha. My insurance company would deny the claim just based on having most stupid trip to the emergency room ever.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/13/1604:27 PM
Fiend, any tips for homemade Kombucha? They're trying to get me to try this batch that's been in a cabinet for three months and looks like something found in the dumpster behind Planned Parenthood.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/13/1605:35 PM
You guys know anything about Kava? I've got a friend who can't drink liquor at the moment and he says he drinks kava from time to time to get a buzz before going out. I know nothing about the stuff and my friend isn't exactly very good at explaining shit.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/14/1610:47 AM
No, whole papaver somniferum pods or even seeds can be made into a highly acidic, alkaloid rich tea (very much worth occasional urinary urgency or gastroesophageal reflex if you're asking me, but I'll refer you to deQuincey). It was possible to order dried pods for 'arts and crafts' from ebay for several years before the DEA intervened. For the record, if you always take stool softeners at the same time you take opioids you won't have the same problems most chronic users have.
Kratom however is a weak mu and kappa opioid receptor agonist, and withdrawal is incredibly mild. It also has some adrenergic activity that bestows an alertness you could liken to cocaine or caffeine; it's not at all sedating which is the primary reason I take it. Most people will put it in capsules, but I happen to consume a lot of it so I just spoon it into a glass. You need to cover as much surface area as possible for it to submerse and mix, so it's better to add water intermittently from a shower-head-type faucet. I drink this 2-3 cup mixture as quickly as possible, it being somewhat granular and unpalatable; I do this between 1-3 times a day. In fact I don't take stool softeners because the sphincter is an erogenous zone and these bowel movements are the closest I've come to sex in a long time.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/16/1602:46 PM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Fiend, any tips for homemade Kombucha? They're trying to get me to try this batch that's been in a cabinet for three months and looks like something found in the dumpster behind Planned Parenthood.
Three months is too long unless they are using a continuous system. Continuous uses a glass vessel with a spout at the bottom. You drain off some Kombucha every week or two(like two-thirds or three-fourths) and then add fresh nutrient solution(sweetened tea). You should still clean the vessel out every 2 or 3 months, strain out dead yeast sediment and remove old SCOBYs just to be safe. I use half gallon mason jars every two weeks. I let a batch go for just over 3 weeks one time and it was so fucking acidic and vinegar-like that I used it for salad dressing or cut it with flavored seltzer water. I wouldn't touch anything that was 3 months old without knowing their process first.
I use organic english breakfast tea and organic cane sugar.
3.5 quarts of water(365 Spring Water from Whole Foods, I noticed the new SCOBY forms fastest on it compared to generic spring water)
2 Tablespoons of loose tea(as much as 3 TBS for a weaker tea/blend)
1 cup of organic Cane Sugar
I bring the water to a boil and let it boil for 10 minutes, turn off the heat for 5 minutes and then add the tea. Steep and stir a few times for 15 minutes then add the sugar. I don't add sugar right away to avoid caramelizing it. I let the tea steep for 2 or 3 hours. It has to cool to room temps before you can mix it with starter and add the SCOBY. If its even slightly warm to the touch it can kill your yeasts and bacteria.
Half gallon jars are cleaned with plain Dawn dish soap(nothing that has anti-bacterial additives because this will kill the SCOBY/Kombucha), rinsed really well with water and then rinsed a final time with distilled white vinegar(never Apple Cider Vinegar as this will introduce vinegar worms and the wrong kind of "mother") right before use.
I use 1 cup starter kombucha per half gallon jar and one SCOBY and then add the nutrient tea. I cover jars with 2 coffee filters held on with a rubber band. The coffee filter is a filter to let in air but keep out other spores and flys/gnats/nematodes during the ferment.
I use SCOBYs for about two months before tossing them and use a younger one. Extra SCOBY are kept in a SCOBY Hotel that I feed sugar on the off week. I use the hotel kombucha as most of my starter and supplement it with regular kombucha. I get stronger starter that way(higher density culture of yeast and bacteria as well as more acidic). The SCOBY likes an acidic environment and that high acidity(pH between 2 and 3) also keeps other contaminants(molds) from growing.
I rinse the SCOBY down with a solution of some spring water and distilled white vinegar(I just eyeball it but probably 2 parts water to one part white vinegar) before each new batch. I dip the SCOBY in a bowl and rub it down. This just cleans off excess yeasts and dead cells. Mostly makes me feel better and the new ferments don't look so creepy.
Some people do a secondary ferment for carbonation. I don't. My kombucha turns out effervescent(sparkling) rather than carbonated similar to soda or beer. If someone likes carbonation they will do a ferment in jars like I do for a week then bottle it in Grolsch style bottles for another 4 to 7 days then refrigerate(burping bottles ever 36 to 48 hours before refrigerating to avoid bottle bombs). You feed some new sugar to promote a burst of CO2 in the second ferment under a tight seal to create pressure. The second ferment is also where you will add flavorings, either fruit/fruit juice or a flavored tea/tisane blend.
I get a very peppy buzz from drinking my home made Kombucha. It works better than coffee to wake me up if I drink 16 oz. I've read this could be a histamine response that a small percentage of people get from kombucha. Whatever the reason its enough that I have no plans to stop making the stuff anytime soon.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/29/1610:10 PM
The stiffy has gone. Perhaps now is the time to ask if anyone makes rejuvelac.
Another question Gia, you don't seem to want to produce or direct your own videos. I'm wondering why that would be, given your accumulated knowledge and experience, interest, and access to resources. Is it the city venue, or do you consider such work strictly tedious, never creative? The mormons have no end to their niche, but there is a dearth of porn targeting New York's Hasidim.
'Like every landlord in Williamsburg, my first one was Orthodox,' Angel said.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 04/13/1609:10 AM
You said in your first video that you really enjoyed porn. Are you still turned on by it...even though you've, as it were, seen how the sausage is made?
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 04/14/1610:31 AM
Crappy teeth aside, she's not a bad looking woman. She's got that pale as a ghost / freckles look I like. She should get her choppers fixed and try again.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/05/1601:20 PM
Carmen Sancha from Asseaters Unanimous 10 (2005)
Scene 1. Naudia Nyce, Victoria Sin Scene 2. Alana Evans, Katie Gold Scene 3. Brandi Lyons, Ava Ramon Scene 4. Daisy Marie, Marlena Scene 5. Brianna Love, Miss Meadow Scene 6. Carmen Sancha, Gia Jordan Scene 7. Gia Paloma, Heather Gables
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/07/1612:37 PM
Gia,
Do you require bifocals or reading glasses? If so, at what age did this occur? I just turned 44 and I've noticed that I get eye strain when I try to read tiny labels.
Re: GIA JORDAN Grasp of the Obvious Thread - 06/07/1601:21 PM
Have you read Diary of a Drug Fiend by Aleister Crowley? Chloe Nicole and Inari Vachs are your peers. Did you hang out together? Did Chloe have any good stories about Martin Amis?
Probably best remembered for Stagliano's statement that 'Pussies are bullshit.'
Amis is clearly obsessed by pornography but is too much of a uptight public school prude to admit it or not lay a hypocritical guilt trip when discussing it.
Re: GIA JORDAN my favorite pictures - 08/20/1609:10 AM
What was the last time you talked to Jennie Ketchem/Penny Flame?
Do you agree that by demanding sex without a condom, that ChristianXXX forced Jennie to hide out at Dr. Drew's sex addiction hut, producing a chain of events that shockingly knocked her out of porn.
Did ChristianXXX's attempts to be alpha pimp, ruin a ho, and drive her to confront her daddy issues?
Re: GIA JORDAN my favorite pictures - 08/20/1604:18 PM
But this is what makes Penny's story so heartwarming. Christian tried his alpha pimp routine he learned from Derek, and it backfired so completely it turned Penny sane sober, and non-slutty. Ya have any idea how badly you have to fuck up to do that to a porn whore?
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 08/21/1606:49 AM
Clearly his oversized dipstick is causing her ass fluid levels to overflow. The forceful downward thrust of his powerful hand prevents her from uttering a word of CAUTION. Her glistening, robust thigh reminds us of the ripeness of her more youthful days long past.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 05/30/1709:41 PM
There was an abandoned house in Lake Worth that had a pile of human feces in the living room though there still was a nominally working toilet.
Any ideas on possible culprits? Anyone you are aware of any persons with this Modus Operandi? It seems it may have even been the work of two people working in concert.
Reminder: Amanda Logue is still in prison for murder.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/22/1908:52 AM
That pic is from Budapest at The Gellert Baths. Expect to spend several leisurely hours enjoying their multiple indoor and outdoor pools in a Soviet Bloc x Wes Anderson aesthetic. It was the last day of summer. A day later in beautiful Latvia we pulled out our sweaters and rain boots.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/28/1911:25 AM
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
That pic is from Budapest at The Gellert Baths. Expect to spend several leisurely hours enjoying their multiple indoor and outdoor pools in a Soviet Bloc x Wes Anderson aesthetic. It was the last day of summer. A day later in beautiful Latvia we pulled out our sweaters and rain boots.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 02/28/1909:31 PM
Hey Gian Jurgens!
Do you have any recollection about being on the set of The Violation Of Tory Lane and her meltdown? 'Cause it looked like she snapped for a brief second, but collected herself way better the next time 'round.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/02/1905:20 PM
It was the only part I remember. Doing scenes, you can always tell if it is the type of meltdown where they need to take a break and talk it out, a meltdown where the girl threatens to walk out, or a mini meltdown where you just give her space to get it out of her system and scene resumes in ten minutes. It was the latter.
Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread - 03/02/1907:54 PM
It didn't seem like a Chasey Lain meltdown. Last I heard, Tory got sued by the stewardess in that air rage incident, and got a default six-figure settlement against her. But I'm sure she's good for it.
There were a lot of familiar faces in that scene as the camera spun around.
You just OOZE "Heroin Chic" in your countenance Miss Jerkins. Let a Hypodermic SPLOOGE in one of your veins JUST once......come on, JUST once baby G, Burglar will take care of ya, yeah thats it thats it.......feels good huh? 
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Went from 155 to 112 and then because of chemo (and over-eating) I swelled up to 232. I have cut out soda and most fried foods and am down to 212 but my eating habits suck ass. There is NO way I could stop eating meat completely. (Kinda like Christianxxx ha ha) Any body here been through the joys of chemo and know the best way to get back into shape and the types of food I should be eating?
In reality I am probably as much to blame as her. Not spending enough time is just about the same as cheating I suppose. If my marriage was as good as my divorce I would still be married though.
. People can rag on me and call me a fanboy or whatever, but I think that's really kickass that you're conscious about your diet and such. 
I need to quit fucking drinking Cokes....any suggestions or motivation to help me out?
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what number are they on now??? 20 + ??? Being pregnant once or thrice is kinda nasty, but being pregnant more than 20 times by your early 40's has got to be the nastiest thing ever and must have wrecked and re-wrecked her shit inside and out. Who would want to fuck that. 
and itd be interesting to find out.
i guess my question got ignored because of what i said in another thread.
...If a stranger suddenly thwacks him on top of each hand with a ball peen hammer, you know where to find me. Also, I didn't do it.
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"banter" or have you come to the conclusion that he is a lowlife, right wing old fart megalomaniac?
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