Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 04:01 PM
I joined the site to:
1). Get to the heart of porn "urban legends" [like the Laura Love thing].
2). To get honest direct answers from girls themselves [like today as I did from Ms. Foxx].
3). To flirt and tease. [as I have done with many, like with Ceara to the nausea to Hyde].
I'm basically a fanboi. I like the girls I like and I'm pretty much nice to any porngirls who respond to my posts/questions. It took Gen "winking" at me, to get me to call the girls "whores" for christsake.
The lack of females and the hatred of them, and not the lack of "quality posts," is the major reason why I drift away.
Hell, I even love talking to whores I don't watch at all [Sierra, Gen, Veronica Jett, pretty, for example].
Some I likely collect scenes because I "met" them here [like Cameron Keys and the Roses].
Some I refuse to collect because of their time here [Presley Maddox].
But, though I seem to be popular enough with guys, I'm not into hanging with guys. Unless I'm in the mood to talk about sports, religion, history or politics, I'd rather be alone than just with guys.
If I go somewhere and there's a passably cute girl in the room, and she's willing to talk to me, I'm spending all my time entertaining her. And, it isn't about sex. I'm not all that into getting touched. It's just about their company.
I actually like females and prefer their company, attention and conversation.
Posted by: Handful
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 04:06 PM
I think this thread was done before, but I joined here cause it used to be a filthy, dirty escape from reality.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 04:08 PM
For all the info and spills and thrills you can't get on ADT. I like the nekkid pictures better too.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 04:35 PM
The guy who built my magic picture box is a big smut fan like me. We would have dinner with a mutual pal and tell funny porn stories and do impressions (Rocco, Max, Lou from Backroomfacials). He gave me a whole spiel about the Lockwood meltdown and how hilarious it was. I visited the site and figured what the hey. I wasn't really familiar with the work of the pornfolk who post here (Gia, Mia, etc.) but people seemed to know the deal with porn on here and most of my friends aren't really into smut. Also, it wasn't an ass-kissing fest like other boards. I like a little hate once in a while....
Posted by: freestylah
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 04:42 PM
I think I joined both XPT and ADT at the same time last year. I knew that my stint at ADT wouldn't last too long and I wanted to make sure there was another board with more possibilities.
I don't exactly remember if I was looking for a porn-related board or not. It sure makes for a nice extra to have pictures of naked women.
As I'm pretty loyal to things I'm 'committed' to, I'm still here.
What do I get out of it? A lot of lulz, some good links for porn sluts, some interesting discussions. Basically, a daily dose of interaction with other people.
Posted by: Icetech
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 04:46 PM
I joined so long ago that i don't even remember how i found it or why... but gen p was posting all the time.. and was loved it seemed unlike now.. seems gia is the new gen here:) Both made boring ass scenes...
Posted by: jeremy steele
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 04:58 PM
AEE passes!
Remember, no pass, no ass!
Posted by: Nugent
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 05:12 PM
I've met a few porn stars (did one). I lurked for a LONG time. Curiosity I guess. It's like watching a meltdown at the DMV, you're entertained by asshole antics, and the occasional hot chick in line.You don't come to XPT for the hearts and flowers that's for sure.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 05:18 PM
I was told by someone to come here and mingle so I could get my name out more.
Posted by: IWAdult
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 05:44 PM
I joined XPT a few years ago because I was friends with former porn performer Gen Padova and she was telling me about it. XPT was a lot funnier back then and more fun to post. No offense to the owners of course. I miss Gen too. She was awesome.
I don’t know what I wanted to get out of it, just some fun, laughs and I loved the pictures.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 05:47 PM
Gen was always fun.
Posted by: cqd
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 06:20 PM
I posted on ADT for several years, then got booted for making some insensitive comments.
I had been lurking on XPT for a while since Kurt Lockwood showed up at ADT and confused me with XPT's Conky thus making me feel confused as well.
I joined to say hello to Conky.
The reason I discovered porn boards is because I worked for years as the stock clerk at a porn/adult shop in downtown Toronto.
What I get out of XPT is humorous interactions.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 06:24 PM
I joined up because...if you want to talk about whores...THIS is that place to be.
Posted by: loopnode
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 06:51 PM
I joined so I could talk about porn, or whores. At the time there were also a lot of interesting people like Simp, maged, Monkey, birdshit, Jamesn, have2cit, SmilingArab, ChickenMaster, Coochie Monster etc. I remember one time smutmutant spent an entire week going through the content of one particular website (maybe it was all the stuff from meatmembers or something like that) and he did this extensive report. Everyone seemed to have a project that kept them interesting. Even smartt, before his fall out, had that Brazilian girls thread which was really popular until someone said most Brazilian broads are transformers.
I've never been a fanboi or at least don't consider myself one so I never really cared which whores were on the board but it was definitely interesting when we had more chicks around though most didn't have tough enough skin to survive the onslaught of The Cage. Also there were a number of random broads that used to post here: like Nicole Brazzle, Genesis Skye (both were in the process of eviction just as I was settling in) and even that other whore that got banged by like 15 trannies- Jollee (but I forget her first name).
Posted by: superloads
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/30/08 11:49 PM
I joined this message board because of it's State of the Art GUI.
Posted by: shinysideup
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 12:16 AM
I don't remember how I found this board. But I watch alot of porn, so I thought i'd come here and read stuff about the performers and industry.
Posted by: Mark_J
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 12:33 AM
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I joined this message board because of it's State of the Art GUI.
no shit, right? god forbid there was a cataclysmic server meltdown with no backup and they were forced to start out fresh with vBulletin.
Posted by: I Love Moose Knuckle
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 12:54 AM
I joined because I was deeply disturbed one night after watching a scene with Gianna and R. Knox. I felt akward for watching him be so inadequate for the scene, that I googled his name. News of his retirement would have brought me closure. Instead, however, I found a thread on this board where (and it has been a while, so if I get this a little incorrect, please forgive me) I believe Willie D posted stills from one of his scenes with drawn on laser beams from Ryan Knox's eyes directly to another stunt cock in the scene. From then on, I knew I had found a good home.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 01:28 AM
So you're Gay.
Posted by: I Love Moose Knuckle
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 01:32 AM
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So you're Gay.
There is only 1 person in the world that would defend Ryan Knox and have a comeback that was as inept as knox's sexual performance. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you Ryan Knox's alt : Superloads
Posted by: superloads
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 01:35 AM
You post like just like Knox.
Posted by: I Love Moose Knuckle
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 01:37 AM
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You post like just like Knox.
What are you, the retarded son of a retard? What kind of comeback was that? Just remember this: your name would be less gay if you had a dick in your mouth right now.
Posted by: superloads
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 01:40 AM
^^^^^
Definitely influenced by Knox.
ETA: If your retorts were rated on say, NFL rankings, you're the Detroit Lions of posters.
Much like Ryan Knox.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:30 AM
I joined XPT because people are free to call a spade a spade, and they can speak their mind/spill their guts rather than having to pretend that everything and everyone is great.
Whilst many people say the standard has declined somewhat (which it probably has, given the departures of Monkey, james, Arab et al), it is still light years ahead of not only other porn forums, but most discussion forums as well. The acute lack of heavy-handed 'picks up the mod stick' moderation is what makes XPT fun
Posted by: taint1974
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 06:06 AM
Someone sent me a link to the Nazi Babe thread and I was hooked.
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 07:21 AM
Bornyo convinced me join via a PM on ADT.
Posted by: charin
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 12/31/08 07:39 AM
I saw Julie Night in a Gag Factor mention jerkoffzone.com, then I followed the link to XPT. I thought this was where folks talked about Gag Factor, and at first it was a lot of that.
It became great entertainment, and eventually I've been able to add a little bit. I typically join boards for the things I buy, same for porn. This is the board for gonzo porn. Being basically anything goes is a huge plus. Humor and intelligence coming in uncensored format is great. It has gone downhill a little, because there were only 3 Gag Factor releases last year, and some seem to want to turn each thread into a personal tussle.
Now I stay here because it is frequently posted to so I get new laughs, and to discuss and post/see pictures of gonzo porn. And I want to see what Alex shoplifted each week.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: 316LV
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 10:57 AM
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Someone sent me a link to the Nazi Babe thread and I was hooked.
Same here. I laughed so hard at Arab's and Loop's handiwork I've been coming back ever since. King's female mugshot thread kicks ass too.
Like DanG said I love how a spade is called a spade here...
Posted by: Fiend
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 11:04 AM
I don't know why the fuck I'm here or what I get out of it. Its just a habit now.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 11:37 AM
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King's female mugshot thread kicks ass too.
Deserves another mention.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 11:39 AM
[to see if he's reading threads or just searchin' his name ...]
<< deserves to die alone and in pain.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 01:36 PM
To meet like minded perverts like myself.....and became addicted to it and I have to say have met and spoke to some of the realest people in the world. I love some here and others hmmm not so much, but I will never ever leave XPT, and no one can make me. Insult all you want losers, it's a losing battle. I am who I am and those who know me like me. End of rant.
By RANTFIELD
I get out of it all the nice nudes I want to see and I get to talk to the people I like and I love the gossip whether true or false, mostly true which is the best gift.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 01:50 PM
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no one can make me.
Jeff could make you. He could make any of us outsiders. It's his house. All he has to do is change the locks.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 01:53 PM
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no one can make me.
Jeff could make you. He could make any of us outsiders. It's his house. All he has to do is change the locks.
Jeff likes me, I give no reason to ever be banned. I never start fights, hell I dont even start threads. I dont post that much, there's certain days I post more than others. Im here everyday, but I dont post daily.
So no reason to ban the wonderful me.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 02:16 PM
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no one can make me.
Jeff could make you. He could make any of us outsiders. It's his house. All he has to do is change the locks.
Jeff likes me, I give no reason to ever be banned. I never start fights, hell I dont even start threads. I dont post that much, there's certain days I post more than others. Im here everyday, but I dont post daily.
So no reason to ban the wonderful me.
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't remotely implying that he would. Just that he could. 'Cause you said "no one can".
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 02:18 PM
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no one can make me.
Jeff could make you. He could make any of us outsiders. It's his house. All he has to do is change the locks.
Jeff likes me, I give no reason to ever be banned. I never start fights, hell I dont even start threads. I dont post that much, there's certain days I post more than others. Im here everyday, but I dont post daily.
So no reason to ban the wonderful me.
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't remotely implying that he would. Just that he could. 'Cause you said "no one can".
I know he can and wasn't talking about him, Im talking about all the losers who think by insulting me will make me run away w/my tail between my legs.
I should of clarified that.....sorry for the misunderstanding...Happy New Year Dude.....behave yourself, dont jerk off into a coma.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 02:19 PM
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behave yourself, dont jerk off into a coma.
No promises!
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 02:20 PM
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behave yourself, dont jerk off into a coma.
No promises!
Well just be careful, do you have the home defibrilators (sp?) on hand? 
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 02:21 PM
No just some exposed wires that 'ill do in a pinch!
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 02:23 PM
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No just some exposed wires that 'ill do in a pinch!
Good Luck Fattie, keep us advised, and like I said have a happy and healthy New Year. 
Posted by: duckduckgoose
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 03:02 PM
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No just some exposed wires that 'ill do in a pinch!
This isn't why I joined XPT, but rather, why I keep returning; the mental image of a flatlining fat man defibrillating himself using exposed home wiring.
If I read about the lights dimming in New Jersey around midnight (tonight, New Years Eve), I will know why.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 03:37 PM
What bothers you more? The fact that I fucked Gianna or the fact that you never will?
Posted by: cqd
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 03:46 PM
I doubt anyone is bothered by anything you do. From where I am sitting your whole existence seems to revolve around being the punch line for jokes.
Carry on, fuck whoever you can, you'll still only ever be the butt of a bad joke in most people's eyes.
A demented parody of a human.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 03:58 PM
That's fine by me. Take the collective number of women that every poster on this thread has been with. Multiply it by 10. Then add 200. The number you come up with will still not equal how many whores I've fucked.
For me that definitely transcends your opinion.
Posted by: Walrus
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 04:02 PM
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That's fine by me. Take the collective number of women that every poster on this thread has been with. Multiply it by 10. Then add 200. The number you come up with will still not equal how many whores I've fucked.
For me that definitely transcends your opinion.
I bet most of us don't take the bus to work or have to beg for work.
For me that definitely transcends your collective number of whores you have fucked.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 04:02 PM
I also joined because I liked what I thought was an insane asylum and anything goes.
Posted by: cqd
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 04:03 PM
Congratulations. You are a winner.
Like I said, the only one who cares about you is you. Please keep fucking as many whores as possible, perhaps you will do it enough times that your name will no longer be synonymous with a lame joke.
Keep at it and continue adding it all up, numbers are very very impressive.
(EDIT: Post not aimed at Darrah, she got one in before mine went up.)
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 04:07 PM
Thanks. Sure will. Hopefully one day I'll get over not being on your list of All American Household names. It realy means a lot to me.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 04:09 PM
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I bet most of us don't take the bus to work or have to beg for work.
Of course not. I'd need a job to have a reason to ride the bus. All I do is Fuck and Jerk off all day 
Posted by: cqd
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 04:15 PM
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Hopefully one day I'll get over not being on your list of All American Household names. It realy means a lot to me.
Pardon me?
I have no clue what reference you are making here. I live in Canada.
It is really funny for me to see how arrogant you are, considering your face has been employed as a piss mop. How does getting pissed on fit into your whore math?
Break it down as much as you can please. I have finished many more statistics classes than you have and I'm sure I can handle it.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 04:24 PM
You we're making it a huge deal that your opinion matters, I was just pointing out that it does not. Canada sucks.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 04:25 PM
Ryan's penis had been in far more women than mine ever will, but is it "fucking" if the thing isn't erect?
And, how is he able to cum without a hard-on?
That's a bigger mystery to me than how Jesus can be his own Dad.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 04:26 PM
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You we're making it a huge deal that your opinion matters, I was just pointing out that it does not. Canada sucks.
You make a big deal about your existence ... just sayin'
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 04:30 PM
Not as much as you folks do. I only reply.
Posted by: pretty
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 12/31/08 05:27 PM
i was told to
so i did
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:28 PM
I joined to make fun of people like Ryan, it's like beating up the retarded kid back in school with no worries about guilty feelings.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:30 PM
Except for now you get to be the kid that thinks he's a bully.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 12/31/08 05:32 PM
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i was told to
so i did
Do you do everything you're told, pretty??
Posted by: cqd
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:34 PM
@have2cit: It's like beating up someone who is crawling around on the floor.
I have more respect for that kid in elementary school who walks into the classroom and trips. I end up thinking "poor soul, must be retarded, I'll be nice to him".
Knox is pushing the envelope of mental retardation to the point that he licks the envelope and cuts his tongue on it.
He fails at posting on a message board, he fails at porn, he fails at life. I'm glad he measures his self worth by how many "whores he's fucked" because it makes his life even funnier.
Carry on Mr. Knox, carry on.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:37 PM
There's nothing funny about a "failure" to get laid at an exponentially higher rate than yourself.
Save your breath chump. You're nothing.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:39 PM
Actually you're the chump for thinking that's important.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:42 PM
It's not. Especialy not for guys like you who don't get laid. You need something you can relate to.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:47 PM
How does, you taking things in the ass, relate to me again, ass master?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:49 PM
Your a salad tosser. Your tongue. My Ass. Its a match made in heaven.
Posted by: cqd
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:50 PM
I can't relate to having people pee into my face. Try again Ryan.
Can you relate to that?
Posted by: have2cit
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:53 PM
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Your a salad tosser. Your tongue. My Ass. Its a match made in heaven.
That's what you said about your ass and a fire hydrant, which is it?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:54 PM
There's a lot you can't relate to. Happiness. Pride. Sexual Health. The list goes on and on.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 05:56 PM
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Your a salad tosser. Your tongue. My Ass. Its a match made in heaven.
That's what you said about your ass and a fire hydrant, which is it?
Don't be lame. The whole, "I know you are but what am I" routine just makes you look stupid.
Posted by: cqd
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 06:03 PM
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makes you look stupid.
I take it you haven't seen a mirror lately.
What does your sense of dignity feel like when you are catching a stream of urine on your face?
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 06:10 PM
Refreshed. I take it you don't realize how many male performers have done Reverse Bukkake? Its a very Hot fetish.
But you, you're a BadAss on the Internet.
Posted by: cqd
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 06:15 PM
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I take it you don't realize how many male performers have done Reverse Bukkake? Its a very Hot fetish.
Well done. You just proved the point that you exist only as a very bad joke and have no relevance otherwise.
Cheers. Have a Happy New Year, Mr. Knox.
If you have ever wondered why you are the butt of internet jokes just reread your quote here, it explains everything.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 06:18 PM
Are we talking about the same thread? You seem to be a bit confused. Lack of Vagina will do that to a person. You do get Porn in Canada, yes? You should try to relieve yourself to some.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 06:22 PM
Gentlemen and Ryan: Take it to the cage. You're abusing two threads.
Posted by: RyanKnox
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 06:26 PM
That's OK. I'm done. You guys have been posting all day and are Tired and Cranky. Your Brain and hands are growing weary. Let's take a break and pick this back up in the New Year.
Posted by: turningblue
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 07:39 PM
I came across ADT before I ran in XPT. I lurked and decided the ass kissing was a little much on ADT. I don't post much but I like the "cut the bullshit" postings here. Gia called one of my postings "pointless" but after looking at it she was right. Straight forward journalism folks.
Posted by: Gunker
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 09:13 PM
Can't remember.
Stay around to spar/interact with:
Political Enemies: King, H2C;
Old School Porn: Fatman
Surrealism: Windsock
Older Women: Gigi*, Gia J.**
Younger Assholes: Phlog (banned), ranathan (probably deceased), Alex Panzie (hopefully, soon to be banned and deceased)
in retrospect, I think Sierra Sinn was important because she drew me out of my shell when I first posted...
*-probably the same age, but I don't have kids...
**-Gia's actually somewhat younger than me, but she has an "old soul"
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 12/31/08 11:12 PM
There is no way in the world that I can be banned.
Posted by: pretty
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 12/31/08 11:25 PM
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i was told to
so i did
Do you do everything you're told, pretty??
of course!
Posted by: BlackPanther
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 12/31/08 11:33 PM
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i was told to
so i did
Do you do everything you're told, pretty??
of course!
I'm here for the free blowjobs; pretty you're up 
Posted by: wannacorndog
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 12/31/08 11:56 PM
I just happened across XPT one day and lurked for quite awhile. I don't want to leave anyone out but I enjoyed posts from Fatman,Jim B,Jigaloo,Lou Cypher, Pretty,GiGi, Tattypatty, Gia and many others. Quite a mix of posting styles and personalities is what makes this a great place. I have gotten alot of laughs from this place.
Posted by: D_Arango
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 12:15 AM
MONKEY STYLE PICTURES!!!...funny shit
That and the glory days, but I think that's an annoying thing to talk about...I get a lot of laughs here man, I really miss Kyoto posting, him and Monkey along with arab and Have2Cit...
Garfield
Sammura
Pope Vin(jigaloo)
Jamesn
Kami
Bishop
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 03:13 PM
Bishop?!?
Bishop sucked man ass. But, then again, I think he enjoys sucking man ass.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/01/09 03:14 PM
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There is no way in the world that I can be banned.
Try posting gay porn with Jeff's face photoshopped in. See how long you last.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 03:33 PM
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Bishop?!?
Bishop sucked man ass. But, then again, I think he enjoys sucking man ass.
When I lurked , I always thought his shit was kinda weak. As for Jamesn, his posts int the Taylor Rain/Defiance Films thread are arguably the funniest and sharpest jabs that I have ever read on here.
http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=shitlist&Number=126406&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1
It was his shining moment. I long for the day when a fuckhead as arrogant as Keith O'Connor shows up here and gets bent over like he did....
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 03:55 PM
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When I lurked , I always thought his shit was kinda weak.
Thank You.
And, jamesn is without peer.
Posted by: S.Black
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 04:04 PM
I don't remember who posted it or the thread but there was a pic of Gia Paloma and the little wild boy from The Road Warrior. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. That shit got me hooked, Charles Barkley crushing Phog was mad funny too.
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/01/09 04:05 PM
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There is no way in the world that I can be banned.
Try posting gay porn with Jeff's face photoshopped in. See how long you last.
Why would I do that? I don't even know who he is.
Posted by: S.Black
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 04:07 PM
Oh yeah, and the COD!
Somebodys got to bring that back.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/01/09 04:43 PM
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There is no way in the world that I can be banned.
Try posting gay porn with Jeff's face photoshopped in. See how long you last.
Why would I do that? I don't even know who he is.
Find out. Go for it.
Posted by: D_Arango
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 04:46 PM
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Bishop?!?
Bishop sucked man ass. But, then again, I think he enjoys sucking man ass.
Bishop sucked major balls, but he was hangin with the right crowd(as lame as that sounds)...his feud with Grant was very entertaining, the thing is Fatman I saw those people as a whole and they did produce great entertainment at the whores' expense... and nobody could be a bigger douchebag than Smartt, we need a Smartt aroud here...you need somebody stirring shit up, in a very unlike-Darra way...but hey, there are still some very good posters that I enjoy reading a lot
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 05:13 PM
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the thing is Fatman I saw those people as a whole and they did produce great entertainment at the whores' expense...
Fair enough.
Posted by: Perverted
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 07:16 PM
I just joined XPT because its the kind of thoroughly sick and depraved place that The Pervert thrives in!
Posted by: Perverted
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 07:18 PM
By the way, how does one get rid of this ADT regular nonsense?
Posted by: Perverted
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 07:24 PM
Never mind. I read the FAQ like every intelligent newbie should!
Posted by: Gunker
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 07:41 PM
Worst first three XPT posts of 2009.
Posted by: Perverted
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 07:48 PM
would you care to extrapolate, Gunker?
Posted by: Gunker
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 08:13 PM
Okay.
Worst 30 first XPT posts of 2009.
Posted by: Perverted
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/01/09 08:53 PM
That's better.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/02/09 12:51 AM
Gia & some dude from New Sensations recommended it back @ AEE 2006 to me.
I'm sure she regrets that now.
Posted by: POTUS
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/02/09 01:47 PM
I'm here to help open a dialog with all the American people.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of - 01/02/09 02:25 PM
I found the site from a google search for something else.
Pericles' collections of SIMP's work kept me around long enough for Jamesn, Monkey, Arab and ChickenMaster to keep me interested and amused.
Lately, it's been quite dull here and I rarely post anymore.
Just one of countless great posts.
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/02/09 07:40 PM
I originally joined while doing a search on Gen Padova and found a posting of hers here. I registered and lurked on and off for some time, only to surface occasionally with a stupid remark or two.
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 11:35 AM
I came for the juicy porn gossip. I stayed for the Gigi.
Posted by: Chemo Kid
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 11:38 AM
You got that right. Damn even gigi's icon is strokeworthy. And her pics,
Holy Fuck. I jerked for a week over those
Found This place from reading a reference from Duke Floored site back when he owned it. Been lurking here over a year but just started posting.
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 11:43 AM
Down, boy.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 12:59 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if "Chemo" really was Mr. Gigi.
Posted by: Chemo Kid
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 01:07 PM
God I wish. Girl next door, milf, who can cook, has a sense of humor, and loves getting it in the butt.
Damn Gigi, you have a sister about 35 or so who is like you in every way?
Posted by: Darrah
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 01:32 PM
Skeeter, is that you? ^^
Posted by: Chemo Kid
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 01:35 PM
Again I wish. From what I have read of Gigi's posts she would give him a rim job and then let him sail on the Greek ship lollipop (Gigi Style) all the while making her husband stand in the corner holding their clothes
Posted by: Darrah
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 01:36 PM
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Again I wish. From what I have read of Gigi's posts she would give him a rim job and then let him sail on the Greek ship lollipop (Gigi Style) all the while making her husband stand in the corner holding their clothes
You wish you were a registered sex offender? 
Posted by: Chemo Kid
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 01:41 PM
ok not that part dick smack. Just the part where Gigi wants to be my cum dump. In a good, clean wholesome way of course
Posted by: Darrah
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 01:44 PM
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In a good, clean wholesome way of course
But of course. Is there any other way? 
Posted by: Chemo Kid
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 01:51 PM
Honestly, sex between consenting adults is always clean and wholesome no matter which hole is involved or hot and nasty it gets. As long as both (or more depending) are in agreement and enjoying the act nobody has any right to pass judgment on them unless they are using force
or making others watch
There is something sacred abouth the privacy of ones own home.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 08:32 PM
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You wish you were a registered sex offender?
Don't you wish you were a real girl, Pi-cunt-io?
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That's fine by me. Take the collective number of women that every poster on this thread has been with. Multiply it by 10. Then add 200. The number you come up with will still not equal how many whores I've fucked.
Ryan, I didn't think you to be half bad when I first met you 3 years ago.
Validating yourself by the amount of poon you've got in comparison to the board's population, esp. as a male whore, is fucking retarded. It's kind of like me validating myself by saying that I could throw your diminutive meth-induced carcus around a room to show how much of a violent temper I have. That is, in a word, pointless.
Posted by: Chemo Kid
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 08:38 PM
You know after reading Darrah's many posts on various subjects I can't really determine whether she is a Fem Nazi from hell, a lesbo who hates all men, an old crone, or just someone who love talking out her ass to get people to react.
Posted by: MrBelvedere
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/04/09 08:42 PM
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ok not that part dick smack. Just the part where Gigi wants to be my cum dump. In a good, clean wholesome way of course
WOW, I haven't heard the term "Dick Smack" forever. I'll have to add that back into my top 10
Posted by: Gigi
Re: Why did you join XPT? What do you get out of it? - 01/05/09 08:33 AM
aw, i'm just now reading this thread.
