Hottest 50+ year old?

Posted by: sikid

Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/20/08 09:22 PM

My pick-
Morgan Fairchild

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2007/04/morgan-fairchild-bobbs-cleavage-5.jpg

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/uploads/2007/04/morgan-fairchild-bobbs-cleavage-7.jpg
Posted by: I Love Moose Knuckle

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/21/08 12:06 AM

My pick-

Morgan Freeman

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2008/08/morgan-freeman-car-accident.php?img=/uploads/2008/08/morgan-freeman-car-accident.jpg&fimg=/uploads/2008/08/morgan-freeman-car-accident.jpg
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/21/08 07:19 AM

penny porsche
Posted by: sikid

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/21/08 07:23 AM

You thought Morgan Fairchild was so hot, you googled her and a photo of Morgan Freeman came up in your search because they share the same first name. You thought it would be funny to post his photo. Originality is lacking, try again.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/21/08 11:10 AM

I'd have to go with Raquel Welch. Here she is at 67 ftw.

Posted by: Shrinky Dinks

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/21/08 11:17 AM

Jennifer Tilly









Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/21/08 01:02 PM

Helen Mirren. Sixty fucking three. And this isn't a set up shot with makeup and photo shop.....



Posted by: LeTissier

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/21/08 01:07 PM

In risposta di:

penny porsche




penny porsche is not 50.
Posted by: sikid

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/21/08 01:20 PM

Heather Thomas-
another one I like:

new skool
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/T/Y/R/kungfupandaprem28.jpg

old skool
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/kathleen.turner/scanst/thomas/ThomasHEATHER-ZAPPED.JPG
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/21/08 01:54 PM

Vanessa Videl? She must be approaching 45 at the very least.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/21/08 01:58 PM

jennifer tilly is a dog
Posted by: loopnode

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/21/08 02:14 PM

Quote:

Jennifer Tilly





Yes

Quote:

Helen Mirren.




Thank you
Posted by: IWAdult

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/21/08 02:15 PM

Quote:

Helen Mirren. Sixty fucking three. And this isn't a set up shot with makeup and photo shop.....








Posted by: steveb

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 07:27 AM

Quote:

jennifer tilly is a dog







Posted by: shinysideup

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 07:35 AM

i liked her look and goofy voice in the past but would never have recognized that poker pic as her.
i'm all in on that shit any time.
Posted by: Fiend

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 07:40 AM

Quote:

Jennifer Tilly











This is the first post you've made where I didn't want to see your ass fisted with a handful of razor wire. well done. I still think you should kill yourself though.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 09:26 AM

I've seen her in person within the past year and her face is HUGE. It's twice the size it should be. Very off putting. How old are the photos you're digging up?
Posted by: destro

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 11:30 AM

i am going with the obvious answer which is:

"yer mom"
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 11:39 AM

Quote:

i am going with the obvious answer which is:

"yer mom"




Posted by: IWAdult

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 11:43 AM

I had no idea Tilly was that old. She looks good in those pics, but in person is a different thing all together.

I always though Diane Keaton was pretty attractive for her age. I think she’s 62???
Posted by: tenley

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 12:02 PM

Quote:

jennifer tilly is a dog




That's just blatantly incorrect. Disagreeing with that just because it's Darrah saying it is just being dishonest. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.
Posted by: turningblue

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 12:52 PM

Marg Helgenberger who plays Catherine Willows on "CSI: Las Vegas."
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 01:29 PM

I have fucked Helen Mirren on and off for the last Ten years....When ever my services are required...!

Wonderfull women,,,very big tipper...But she has had a lot of plastic surgery since 2000...So she has seen better days...
But all in all she is a fairly attractive old broad...

Meg Tilley i haven,t had the pleasure to fuck....But i have played poker with her in Vegas and those Tits are absolutely wonderful..

And Raquel never banged her either,,,,But i would fuck her for free given the opportunity...!!!!
Posted by: steveb

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 01:52 PM

Quote:

I've seen her in person within the past year and her face is HUGE. It's twice the size it should be. Very off putting. How old are the photos you're digging up?



The poker pic is from 2006.

So you're saying she's developed some kind of face-enlarging syndrome in the last couple of years?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 07:25 PM

Quote:

I have fucked Helen Mirren on and off for the last Ten years....When ever my services are required...!




You are such a lying sack of shit.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 07:30 PM

Before I realized who she was I looked at her and thought "wow, that lady has a huge puffy white face". Then my friend said it was Jennifer Tilly and I realized he was right. Maybe she had put on weight. She was sitting down.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 09:23 PM

Quote:

Jennifer Tilly











and with that voice, delicious!
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/22/08 09:45 PM



Tanya Roberts
Posted by: Spunko

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/23/08 12:07 AM

Quote:

Jennifer Tilly


















Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/23/08 12:43 AM

Quote:

Jennifer Tilly











Damn, she is 50.

Yea.. I'd hit that six ways to Sunday.

She's finer than a frog's hair split three ways.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/23/08 04:35 AM




http://www.thelovemanatee.com/Graphics/Jennifer_Tilly.gif









http://ratedrunkgirls.com/pics/188-nipple-slip-jennifer-tilly.jpg

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Jennifer%20Tilly-32.jpg






here's a more accurate look at the old cow. damn, look at the size of her balloon face next to jennifer love hewitt.
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/23/08 10:12 AM

I thought I covered this already...
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/23/08 09:51 PM

What, no one wants to fuck Jennifer Tilly anymore? (lol)


Tanya Roberts and Marg Helgenberger are great calls.

In person, I'm sure Rue Mcclanahan is fucking disgusting. Do you also want to fuck Betty White?
Posted by: sexandcash

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/24/08 02:38 AM

diane keaton is smokin for her age...If i look as good at that age.....I will drop to my knees and thank the lord
Posted by: Bon Vivant

Mimi Rogers - 12/26/08 06:29 AM

Mimi Rogers is 52 -- has a nice natural rack and "a come fuck me if you dare" expression on occasion.

Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/26/08 06:40 AM

Quote:

Marg Helgenberger





Quote:

In person, I'm sure Rue Mcclanahan is fucking disgusting. Do you also want to fuck Betty White?




Only if she is dead.
Posted by: inebriated kiwi

Re: Mimi Rogers - 12/26/08 06:41 AM

Olivia Newton John...60 and still fuckable.

Posted by: inebriated kiwi

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/26/08 06:45 AM

Fucking a Golden Girl is sick bro.

Bea Arthur probably has a bigger cock than any guy in this forum

Posted by: freestylah

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/26/08 06:55 AM

Quote:

Bea Arthur probably has a bigger cock than any guy in this forum




Except (of course) Dickie 'Ping' Hungwell.
Posted by: Gunker

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/26/08 07:21 PM

[Reserved for a photo of Alex Panzer's mom walking down the basement stairs with a plate of black beans and the sash of her robe becoming more and more undone with every step making Alex more and more uncomfortable and more and more aroused thus leading to a frenzied enema tank sketchbook session]
Posted by: charin

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/28/08 06:39 PM

I don't know how old she is and I'm too lazy to find out, but Barbara Eden has held up very well.





-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 12/28/08 06:56 PM

"Jeanie" will be 75.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/06/09 02:54 PM

Quote:

I thought I covered this already...



for starpower
http://www.dlisted.com/node/30047
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/06/09 04:35 PM


I see they are sold out, I think but I just started sketching some dolls and doll clothes so I can start polymer dollmaking.

OMG! That was fucking great, Gigi you are fucking great!...



If you threw a party and invited everyone you blew you would you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attatched would say, Thank you for being a friend.


Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/06/09 05:09 PM

Quote:

invited everyone you blew you




GG blew you?
Posted by: electrostatic

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/06/09 05:53 PM

Only in a dream, kidding, I just always sing the theme song like that. Its only appropriate since it IS The Blanche Devereux Show.
Posted by: aminkia

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/06/09 08:33 PM

Apollonia Kotero, she will be 50 this year, still





Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/06/09 09:02 PM

Quote:

Apollonia Kotero, she will be 50 this year, still










Posted by: freestylah

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/07/09 02:07 PM

She has Jenna Jameson disease.
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/08/09 06:06 AM

Quote:

She has Jenna Jameson disease.




"Plasticitis"
Posted by: The Second Coming

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/08/09 07:04 AM

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/08/09 09:56 PM

the best Mimi Rogers clip you will ever see:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1319890/mimi_rogers_massage/
Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/09/09 12:35 AM

Quote:

the best Mimi Rogers clip you will ever see:




My goodness.
Posted by: Visaman

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/09/09 01:47 AM

Sexy Sue Johanson


Posted by: steveb

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/09/09 02:18 AM

Quote:

Quote:

the best Mimi Rogers clip you will ever see:




My goodness.




To quote Mae West, "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."

Tom Cruise has always had great taste in beards.

Mimi!
Posted by: jeff jordan

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/09/09 02:51 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

the best Mimi Rogers clip you will ever see:




My goodness.




To quote Mae West, "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."




duly noted.
Posted by: The Second Coming

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/16/09 11:59 AM

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/16/09 12:39 PM

hulkster's ex wife turned a cougar

Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/16/09 12:43 PM

To me Mrs Hulkster is a beast. I'd only let her use me as a fucktoy if I was getting pw-like compensation for privates.
Posted by: loopnode

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/16/09 05:15 PM



Tina Turner must've been 50 in the 80s and she's still bangable.
Posted by: The Second Coming

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/16/09 05:47 PM

Quote:

hulkster's ex wife turned a cougar






El G, don't you think this bitch is looking a bit trannyish?
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/16/09 10:52 PM

Quote:

Quote:

hulkster's ex wife turned a cougar






El G, don't you think this bitch is looking a bit trannyish?





no



Posted by: The Second Coming

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/17/09 04:48 AM

Better picture. But still, look at those manly legs.
Posted by: Spunko

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/17/09 06:17 AM

Bodywise,she's TT Boy at 55.

Short,squat and massive moobs.
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/17/09 11:57 AM

Probably when the Hulkster inseminated her all of his steroids went along for the ride.
Posted by: taint1974

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/17/09 08:24 PM

Quote:





Would anyone here with a penis turn down a titty fuck from her?

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/17/09 08:59 PM

Quote:

Quote:





Would anyone here with a penis turn down a titty fuck from her?





I would love to give her an enema or 5 of them. But before the enema I would rather lube her asshole with my right inder finger and Warm Vanilla Sugar oil for like 10-12 minutes.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 12:37 AM

Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 06:23 AM

Quote:

Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.
Posted by: Coke banned by Monkey

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 07:23 AM

Panzer,

Freud would say that your enema fixation is symptomatic of being stuck at the Anal Stage of psychosexual developement. You should exhibit an "anal-expulsive" personality (messy, wasteful, destructive). Your parents should have done a better job of praising and rewarding you for appropriate use of the toilet.

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 07:48 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 07:55 AM

Sharon Stone

Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 08:04 AM


Seka
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 08:07 AM

Quote:


Seka




I thought this was Judi Dench
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 08:09 AM


Sophia Loren at 71 in 2006
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 08:14 AM

Dana Delaney - Cougar or schoolgirl

Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 08:54 AM

Quote:

Quote:

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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head
Posted by: D_Arango

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 12:46 PM

Veronica Castro



Julieta Rosen



Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 01:12 PM

Quote:

Veronica Castro








i hate that bitch!
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 01:21 PM


Catherine Keener









A weekend of drugs and sex with Janice Dickinson should be good





Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 03:32 PM

Quote:

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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head




I did too ! snicker
Posted by: Desert_N8iv

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 05:35 PM



Jennifer Tilly
Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/18/09 09:08 PM

Quote:

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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head




I did too ! snicker



It's not my fault and why should I feel bad about myself that my brain works differently?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/19/09 12:47 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




I think you....would like the Type O
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/19/09 10:11 AM

Quote:

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Seka




I thought this was Judi Dench




Seka _is_ porn's Judy Dench. Or maybe it's Serena.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/19/09 04:49 PM

Quote:

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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head




I did too ! snicker



It's not my fault and why should I feel bad about myself that my brain works differently?




You shouldn't ! Be proud oh my favorite psychopath !!!
Posted by: charin

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/19/09 04:53 PM

Hottest 50+ year old? Me!



/Thread

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

(Emo is only 49 in dog years)
Posted by: Darrah

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/26/09 05:57 PM

50-year-old actress Angela Bassett


Posted by: Sonny Chiba

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/26/09 06:43 PM

Quote:

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Seka




I thought this was Judi Dench




Seka _is_ porn's Judy Dench. Or maybe it's Serena.


+

On no, it's most certainly not Serena

Here's a shot of her from the FOXE awrds a couple of years ago -



Posted by: Uncle Joe

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/26/09 07:40 PM

Quote:

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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head




I did too ! snicker



It's not my fault and why should I feel bad about myself that my brain works differently?




You shouldn't ! Be proud oh my favorite psychopath !!!



I am!
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/27/09 03:59 AM

Wow, Serena looks like that proverbial lady who has 40 cats in her home and scares all the neighborhood kids away with her cackles. How time flies.
Posted by: Bon Vivant

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 01/28/09 04:52 AM

Serena looks like an aging hippie, which, incidentally, is what she is. Seka, no thanks. Brigitte Nielsen (on her way to rehab) is a better aging short haired blonde:
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 11/15/09 01:23 PM

Jane Seymour
Posted by: duckduckgoose

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 11/15/09 04:57 PM

Robbye Bentley

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 11/15/09 06:13 PM

^^^^ HA!!

What an insult!! She isn't even 40 yet. In fact according to the net, she's a fist full of years younger than Gia.

[Gia being the official "XPT yardstick" for gauging how a woman looks for her age].

Posted by: Deactivated User

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 11/15/09 10:39 PM



Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 11/15/09 11:43 PM

61 year old Georgette Parks???

Posted by: SuperDuperBored

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 11/16/09 12:20 AM

Quote:

61 year old Georgette Parks???






No no... GOD NO!

That is one of the nastiest things that I've ever seen.

Fuck, man, look at all the veins!!!
Posted by: geek

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 11/16/09 04:56 AM

Its a cross-post, and she's allllllmost 50, but I will add Selena Steele here.

Posted by: delanoojos

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 11/16/09 11:43 AM

Quote:

50-year-old actress Angela Bassett







Do Nigress get old ? I thought that they all just died of Crack Overdoses and acute watermellon consumption.
Posted by: Giles

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 11/16/09 12:02 PM

Quote:

My pick-

Morgan Freeman

http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2008/08/morgan-freeman-car-accident.php?img=/uploads/2008/08/morgan-freeman-car-accident.jpg&fimg=/uploads/2008/08/morgan-freeman-car-accident.jpg




WOULDN'T WANT THE TRUST FUND TO RUN OUT NOW WOULD WE?



crazy nigger eyes
Posted by: Big Red

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 11/16/09 03:17 PM

I just saw an interview with Vallerie Bertinelli(probably not spelled right) anyway she is going to be 50 in a few months. She looks dam good for that.
Posted by: Darrah Ford's ghost

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 11/16/09 04:02 PM

Morgan Freeman? Story out that he's had a long time affair with his step-granddaughter since she was underage and the reason why his marriage of 25 years ended. E’Dena Hines.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 11/16/09 06:19 PM

Quote:

Morgan Freeman? Story out that he's had a long time affair with his step-granddaughter since she was underage and the reason why his marriage of 25 years ended. E’Dena Hines.







So his hottest is confirmed. He can attract underaged girls!

Go Morgan! Go Morgan! Go Morgan!!!!
Posted by: †††

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 07/25/10 07:32 PM

Iman, 55 (today)

Posted by: frankie fatale

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 07/26/10 12:41 AM

Quote:

Apollonia Kotero, she will be 50 this year, still










easily hotter than most 20 year olds.




anne archer



patricia heaton
Posted by: jizzyjay

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 07/27/10 02:47 AM

Apollonia Kotero, wasn't she Price girlfriend at one time? As you guess I'm not a big Prince fan.And the hottest 50 year old to me is Deauxma
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 07/27/10 03:15 AM

Nina Hartley is 50 I believe, and she still has a great ass.
Posted by: I Is The Maaaannn

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 07/27/10 05:11 PM

Quote:

Apollonia Kotero, wasn't she Price girlfriend at one time? As you guess I'm not a big Prince fan.And the hottest 50 year old to me is Deauxma




Amen Brother!
Posted by: Bluecipher

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 07/28/10 04:14 PM

Madelaine Stowe




Posted by: superloads

Re: Hottest 50+ year old? - 07/28/10 11:05 PM

Annabella Sciorra is over 50 and still looks damn good.