PW Age Conversion Chart

Posted by: Anonymous

PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/25/08 11:40 PM

Does anyone have one...if not this should be worked on, studied...and then published!

For those that this has gone over their head…..it would be the same as Dog years vs. Human years...

Another thought is how do we determining the questionable ones.....saw them in half like trees?


Just askin
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 01:04 AM

what?
like you mean, lying abotu their ages and stuff?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 01:36 AM

meaning, the age they look converted into their actual age.

btw, i love, love, LOVE your new look. the straight hair, the brows...very pretty and very upscale.
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 07:47 AM

ohmygosh- thank you very much !!!!
ive been workin rally hard on it- the highights made a huge diference and then i gave up the curls and poof!- i looked better, booked more contnet work here in the springs and mademore money at work
i wish you coud see the rest of that pic- i look so skinny! but willie was kind enough to size it for me (thanks again willie d!) and my big head took up most of the frame theres like a thirty pound difference between the pics you guys have seen of me and the new one
the whole regular pic is my myspace pic right now
thanks gia that really makes my morning



Posted by: Gigi

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 07:55 AM

what's your myspace? i want to see it... you do look teh hot
Posted by: nomore

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 07:58 AM

You are looking incredible, Pretty...i need to rip a page out of your book and get my ass looking hot
Posted by: Monstar

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:11 AM

nice:



click
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:12 AM

M* just beat me to it. Nonetheless:

APPROVED!


http://www.myspace.com/prettypleads
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:15 AM

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what's your myspace? i want to see it... you do look teh hot




oh thank you mrs kerkove
its www.myspace.com/prettypleads


Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:19 AM

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You are looking incredible, Pretty...i need to rip a page out of your book and get my ass looking hot




be vegan- i did most of this weight loss by being vegan
i just started working out a few months ago- and i dance everyday for mostly double shifts
but yeah i dropped like eightyfive pounds just by changing how i ate
buy this book : skinny bitch
it will change your life

ps you have a gorgeous face girlie

love, pretty
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:24 AM

Holy shit, lookin' good Pretty!
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:25 AM

thank you vizzle
ok im blushing now
Posted by: destro

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:37 AM

ok pretty, after dropping the fat you do look good in that pic. nice job.
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:38 AM

thank you
Posted by: destro

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:41 AM

i was vegan for a while, and learned to love eggplant as the greatest thing in the world.

nowadays im too into eating wagyu. i had some in vegas last week at CUT and im sold. veganism is fer da birds.

Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:46 AM

its not for everybody, no
but it works really well for me
whats wagyu?
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:46 AM

meh....i'd let her eat my splooge now i guess.
Posted by: destro

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:46 AM

japanese beef.
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:50 AM

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meh....i'd let her eat my splooge now i guess.




dont front
its unbecoming
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 08:51 AM

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japanese beef.




oh ok
yeah i cant eat that anymore i get really sick
ive only cheated with salmon and once, a real grilled cheese
and both times i got so ill
Posted by: Gigi

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 09:02 AM

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buy this book : skinny bitch




i have that book! i bought it because i liked the title, then i got it home and read it and realized it was all about going vegan... me without cow= um no. oh, and look at my fantastic 'anne of green gables' coffee mug that i got in niagara falls!!

you look stunning, pretty.

Posted by: destro

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 09:04 AM

wow this thread took a real feminine turn didnt it?
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 09:05 AM

thank you
lol
i got it cause of the hot cartoon chick on the cover
i like your mug

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 10:00 AM



Prescription note pad is a nice touch.
Posted by: destro

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 10:04 AM

i just enjoyed a wonderful cubano and will do some work.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 10:21 AM

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Prescription note pad is a nice touch.




smart ass
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 10:26 AM

Even Gigi's handwriting is sexy....FUCK! Time for me to call a whore, this is ridiculous.

Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 10:27 AM

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Prescription note pad is a nice touch.




Oh noes....she's got an infection!!!!
Posted by: Gigi

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 10:30 AM

Posted by: Fenris

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 10:35 AM

Pretty, you look fantastic!

I cannot believe you lost 85 pounds, you weren't that big to begin with!

Plus, you may have invented a new porn niche, skinny, slutty, vegan redheads. How can that not make money?

I may have to track Dirty down and arrange an accident now...
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 10:46 AM

lol
i didnt even notice gigis prescription pad
thats funny
thank you fenris

Posted by: Gigi

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 11:08 AM

not an actual prescription pad, just a notepad from the drug reps. he brings home like infinity of them, those and the shitty pens that run out of ink after like five minutes
Posted by: Willie D

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 11:27 AM

Sounds like Taryn Thomas could use some Levaquin.


Quote:

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Posted by: Anonymous

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 11:44 AM

pretty, I must request only one thing on future shots..Holly may be able to expand on this one...but it is lighting, lighting...lighting.....nice photo.....but the best of photos can’t really be seen unless you can’t actually see them.
Posted by: freestylah

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 12:06 PM

Looking good, pretty! Especially the straight hair is a winner (I think). Keep it up.
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 12:09 PM

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pretty, I must request only one thing on future shots..Holly may be able to expand on this one...but it is lighting, lighting...lighting.....nice photo.....but the best of photos can’t really be seen unless you can’t actually see them.




oh i know- its just a photobooth webcam capture
sorry
i did a trade shoot like a week ago im getting the pics back from soon
thse are wayyyyyyyyyy better
this one was just right when i got home from work andi thought i looked cute so i took a photobooth pic on my macbook

thank you dino
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 12:14 PM

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Looking good, pretty! Especially the straight hair is a winner (I think). Keep it up.




wowza- a compliment from you means so much to me- thank you freestylah
Posted by: IWAdult

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 12:18 PM

This thread has turned into the Pretty Variety Hour and rightfully so, she is very sexy.
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 12:27 PM

oh thank you
well, so back on topic in honor of dinos thread:
how would the age conversion chart work for whores that dont look their age?
noone ever believes im my age
im sure there a tons of girls that look really good despite porn and their age
lookit gia for example- she looks totally like 25 years old
look at how young sunny lane looks- and she IS that cute in person, she just featured at my club this weekend
Posted by: cameronkeys

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 12:28 PM

Well...my birthday is tomorrow...who can guess my real age(I think I posted it somewhere so if you search you cheat!!LOL)
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 12:32 PM

see lookit cameron- shes the bomb- and doesnt look a minute over twenty five
and if i remember correctly- i remember thinking oh shes my age and lok at how hot she is
so im gonna guess your turning thirty four?
but i am not basing that guess on your loks
if it was looks, id guess twenty five or so

by the way happy bday!

love, pretty
Posted by: cameronkeys

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 12:36 PM

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see lookit cameron- shes the bomb- and doesnt look a minute over twenty five
and if i remember correctly- i remember thinking oh shes my age and lok at how hot she is
so im gonna guess your turning thirty four?
but i am not basing that guess on your loks
if it was looks, id guess twenty five or so

by the way happy bday!

love, pretty




Aww..thanks! And you look AWESOME in your new pics...you were hot before but now...DAMN!LOVE the new hair!

Close...so close...I'll be 35 tomorrow. AND I smoke(though I'm getting sick of it and will likely quit again soon...I pick it up and put it down every few months) Thankfully I inherited my families good skin. Most of my family smokes and STILL look 10-20 years younger then they are. Its a trade off..I got the good skin but the big hips!LOL
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 12:38 PM

i do that too!
try smoking american spirits- they dont have the urea nd ammonia and shite in them so its alot easier to give them upthe trouble is, you then know how easy it is, so you dont feel so bad about taking it up again :cause i can just quit again later"
i only smoke when im a t work
i never smoke at home
then again i hustle alot of dances from dudes that thought they were on a smoke break outside ;0
so maybe thats why i take it up again and again at work
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 12:40 PM

and ps your hips hot
Posted by: cameronkeys

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 12:44 PM

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i do that too!
try smoking american spirits- they dont have the urea nd ammonia and shite in them so its alot easier to give them upthe trouble is, you then know how easy it is, so you dont feel so bad about taking it up again :cause i can just quit again later"
i only smoke when im a t work
i never smoke at home
then again i hustle alot of dances from dudes that thought they were on a smoke break outside ;0
so maybe thats why i take it up again and again at work




Yeah I've tried them...dont really like them Something about them bugs my throat. Oh well...I have a cpl packs left ..they might be my last.....for awhile anyway!
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 06:38 PM

I wanted to give you a compliment too the first day you put the post up, but I think you dont like me anymore, even though I complimented you when you first came around and was pleasant to you through PM'S. Nevermind all that, Im proud of you, that's alot of weight to lose and you do look very Pretty, NOW the name fits.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 06:42 PM

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Well...my birthday is tomorrow...who can guess my real age(I think I posted it somewhere so if you search you cheat!!LOL)


That is a smokin pic Cam, you do look fabulous.

HAVE A WONDERFUL BIRTHDAY......Im guessing 34-38
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/26/08 10:59 PM



Not a bad looking whore at all!! Very 'pretty'.

Quote:

i like your mug




I like your mug, too. Now open your cum dumpster & say 'ahh'.

Quote:

I cannot believe you lost 85 pounds, you weren't that big to begin with!





Take a look again, fanpis (first video).

She was a butterball.
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/27/08 02:08 AM

oh gosh i hate those!
but it is fun t watch the transformation
thanks guys
Posted by: destro

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/27/08 06:48 AM

can i pay you to let me throat fuck you now if we video tape it!? we can call it porn instead of prostitution so it will be legal.
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/27/08 05:41 PM

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can i pay you to let me throat fuck you now if we video tape it!? we can call it porn instead of prostitution so it will be legal.




Somewhere, in that 4000 sq. ft. den of siniquity they call "the Vu", Pretty is off in a corner booth right now feeling how wet her pussy is...and she don't even know why yet. Gagging. Filming. Paying. That's a holy trinity for Pretty.

Pretty-

Nothin' butt love for you girl, you deserve EVERY one of those ^^^ compliments, you literally worked your ass off for them. Hottest bitch I know.

-Keep It Dirty
Posted by: Gigi

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/28/08 08:51 AM

dirty and pretty, can i be in your wedding?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/28/08 10:43 AM

The Pleadz-Deadz wedding!!!
Posted by: pretty

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/29/08 04:01 AM

hell never marry me
sigh
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/29/08 04:29 AM

damn. i was hoping williams-sonoma had beer coozies.
Posted by: Dirty Deadz

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/31/08 05:55 PM

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hell never marry me
sigh




Pretty, if I ever did get married, I wouldn't marry anyone else but you. Better also believe that if I'm gettin' married there will be beer and cooze there.

-Keep It Dirty
Posted by: Bad Habit

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/31/08 06:37 PM

You can brush up on all the redneck wedding hints and tips on CMT:

Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4bl18Xyy5Y
Website: http://www.cmt.com/shows/dyn/my-big-redneck-wedding/series.jhtml
Posted by: loopnode

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/31/08 07:08 PM



I like your handwriting. For some reason, bad handwriting puts me off a bitch.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: PW Age Conversion Chart - 08/31/08 07:56 PM

thank you.