Posted by: electrostatic
NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 02:50 PM
hey guys im new to the site i was wondering what's new and exciting?.... 
NeWBie....
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 02:57 PM
Not much.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 03:00 PM
fun times!...
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 03:21 PM
If you value your life stay away from Ben or Panzer.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 03:24 PM
Hahaha Why?... What is wrong with them??
Posted by: freestylah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 03:40 PM
Do you have tits?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 03:47 PM
Quote:
Do you have tits?
Hahaha, probably not...Or should I say not enough...
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 07:27 PM
If you prove yourself a worthy poster, I nominate Burg to buy you a pair. As a reward, you can sit on his lap.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 07:39 PM
Quote:
If you prove yourself a worthy poster, I nominate Burg to buy you a pair. As a reward, you can sit on his lap.
You have left me speechless...
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 07:42 PM
As some may wish with me, I could only wish others would be fucking speechless for once in their worthless lives.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 07:46 PM
Now I'm confused... 
Posted by: turningblue
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 07:52 PM
Beware of Gigi (Yessssss, I got to say it; thanks Fatman!).
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:03 PM
Beware of AlexPanzer (enemaking, serial killer in training), Moblem (necrophilia can be addictive, I guess), and Darah. 
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:05 PM
Who are these people? And what is wrong with them?...And thanx to all for the warnings ... 
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:10 PM
Are you talent, a pencil pusher, have a blog, or just a fan? You seem only to be a fan.
*watching the vultures circling their prey*
*watching the vultures circling their prey*
Posted by: Gunker
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:10 PM
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:20 PM
Quote:Shut the fuck up Darrah, like you're a real Blogger, you're a pencil pusher for a bullshit company in real life probably, leave the girl alone and leave her fucking thread alone.
Are you talent, a pencil pusher, have a blog, or just a fan? You seem only to be a fan.
*watching the vultures circling their prey*
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:28 PM
Quote:I'm neither a talent, blogger, pencil pusher or a fan to be honest...Hahaha, Just a really bored person who happens to be curious about new things...But I can always appreciate porn fans...
Are you talent, a pencil pusher, have a blog, or just a fan? You seem only to be a fan.
*watching the vultures circling their prey*
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:28 PM
Who appointed you the judge on who can post on what thread? I said nothing against her and was being funny. You're the jackass wanting to start shit because you're a board little fucker.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:30 PM
Oh and who are these vultures you speak of and also Can someone please tell me why they keep warning me about those people? (ones named in previous posts)
Thanx
Thanx
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:32 PM
Quote:
Who appointed you the judge on who can post on what thread? I said nothing against her and was being funny. You're the jackass wanting to start shit because you're a board little fucker.
No fighting guys this is just supposed to be fun and funny....I don't take things personal...
Posted by: 6655321
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:32 PM
welcome to the board... do you like creampies?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:33 PM
Quote:Thanxxx....Hahaha I'm not completely sure what a creampie is...
welcome to the board... do you like creampies?
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:36 PM
starrpowerready, they don't like people asking too many questions. All hell broke loose here a month ago when I dared asked a question about Mr. Marcus and started a thread asking what's the deal with Willie/Donny/Christian.
If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.
If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:39 PM
Quote:Quote:Thanxxx....Hahaha I'm not completely sure what a creampie is...
welcome to the board... do you like creampies?
How old are you?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:39 PM
Quote:
starrpowerready, they don't like people asking too many questions. All hell broke loose here a month ago when I dared asked a question about Mr. Marcus and started a thread asking what's the deal with Willie/Donny/Christian.
If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.
Oh well I don't hate you...
And I may be submissive dumb and occassionally stupid but never quiet...
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:40 PM
Quote:Quote:Quote:Thanxxx....Hahaha I'm not completely sure what a creampie is...
welcome to the board... do you like creampies?
How old are you?
21...
Posted by: Snowman
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:42 PM
Quote:
If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.
I don't get this statement. The two most visible women on this forum are Holly and Gia. I don't think either of them are "dumb, stupid, or quiet." You should reconsider why you are not too popular here.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:42 PM
Posted by: Snowman
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:44 PM
Quote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creampie_(sexual_act)
Urban Dictionary is better for things like this ...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cream+pie
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:44 PM
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:44 PM
Quote:
Are you talent, a pencil pusher, have a blog, or just a fan? You seem only to be a fan.
And you are...?
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:44 PM
Quote:
I don't get this statement. The two most visible women on this forum are Holly and Gia. I don't think either of them are "dumb, stupid, or quiet." You should reconsider why you are not too popular here.
I see them as quiet.
Posted by: 6655321
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:45 PM
Quote:
And I may be submissive dumb and occassionally stupid but never quiet...
submissive is good
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:46 PM
Quote:Quote:
Are you talent, a pencil pusher, have a blog, or just a fan? You seem only to be a fan.
And you are...?
have a blog and a fan
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:46 PM
Quote:Quote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creampie_(sexual_act)
Urban Dictionary is better for things like this ...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cream+pie
Call me stupid but I understood that better than the 1st one...LoL
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:47 PM
Quote:
If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.
Actually, you're hated on here for the above outlined in bold.
We don't hate you for asking questions either, we hate you because you're a (aforementioned adjectives) cunt who doesn't bother to research (ie: Google) anything.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:48 PM
If I'm dumb and stupid, what does that make Pretty?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:48 PM
Quote:Quote:
And I may be submissive dumb and occassionally stupid but never quiet...
submissive is good
It's fun!....But I can go either way...
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:49 PM
Pretty is just an airhead, but she's not an arrogant asswipe about it.
Posted by: 6655321
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:50 PM
Quote:Quote:Quote:
And I may be submissive dumb and occassionally stupid but never quiet...
submissive is good
It's fun!....But I can go either way...
as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:51 PM
Quote:
...have a blog and a fan
Oh. OK. So, you're a fan now. Does that mean you're actually doing research into things before asking stupid questions?
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:52 PM
I checked Google, Wikipedia, and Urban Dictionary yesterday for broomstick cowgirl and couldn't find anything. I might spend an hour or more researching something that I'm writing as an original. I spent maybe two hours last night trying to find someone's picture, someone in porn who is rarely photographed. I do research and check Google for things that are important to me. Not shit that you people want me to check.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:52 PM
Quote:Bored, far from it. I have a real job and Im exhausted, that's why Im going to bed, I have to go to the "REAL" job again tomorrow. I dont sit at home and copy and paste others stories about porn. Porn is not my life, unlike you wish it was yours, I come here for pure entertainment, but Im far from bored. And Im not the the judge, just stating the facts. Unlike you do.
Who appointed you the judge on who can post on what thread? I said nothing against her and was being funny. You're the jackass wanting to start shit because you're a board little fucker.
And I dont start shit w/anyone, it's the fucking internet you asshole.
One more fact, you thought you were being funny??? YOU FAILED AGAIN!
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:53 PM
If I'm an arrogant asswipe, then what does that make 90% of the men on here?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:53 PM
Quote:Quote:Quote:Quote:
And I may be submissive dumb and occassionally stupid but never quiet...
submissive is good
It's fun!....But I can go either way...
as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.
How adventurous of you...Your honesty is greatly appreciated...
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:53 PM
Quote:
I do research and check Google for things that are important to me.
Somehow, I don't think you're going to find TOO many legal names on the internet for purposes of exploitation.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:56 PM
Quote:
as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.
Awww, are you sweet talking her? Tell her about your time at Extreme Associates and how you stopped having sex with your wife six months into your marriage because you were bored. But then do nothing but talk shit about her on here.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:58 PM
Quote:Quote:
as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.
Awww, are you sweet talking her? Tell her about your time at Extreme Associates and how you stopped having sex with your wife six months into your marriage because you were bored. But then do nothing but talk shit about her on here.
But really who does fuck their wife even a month after marriage?...
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 08:59 PM
Quote:Quote:
I don't get this statement. The two most visible women on this forum are Holly and Gia. I don't think either of them are "dumb, stupid, or quiet." You should reconsider why you are not too popular here.
I see them as quiet.
If you meet me in person, I'm actually not that quiet. I have to hold my tounge about a lot of shit that goes down here because I am a working professional in this industry. It's not wise for me to burn any bridges by engaging in mud slinging battles towards anyone, as I might have to deal with them professionally in the future. You can imagine how silly and embarrassing it would be if one day I met with someone I had insulted here, and they brought up "Hey, so what's with the shit you were talking about me on XPT?" I'm not some faceless person who lives in the Midwest and can say whatever I want. But if you meet me in person I'll (usually) give you my honest opinion about anyone. I'm just not going to put it down in writing on the internet. That's something you can never take back.
And BTW, welcome to the board. You'll figure out pretty quickly who the crazies and the morons are here.
Posted by: 6655321
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 09:00 PM
Quote:
If I'm an arrogant asswipe, then what does that make 90% of the men on here?
well.. being carriers of a Y chromosome, they are by nature smarter than you... that in itself is something you cannot help. Being stupider than the average woman however.... well being stupider than Brussel Sprouts for a more accurate representation... is all you toots.
and as for me... i'm an arrogant, chauvinistic, egotistical alpha-asshole. big difference.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 09:00 PM
Quote:Quote:Quote:
I don't get this statement. The two most visible women on this forum are Holly and Gia. I don't think either of them are "dumb, stupid, or quiet." You should reconsider why you are not too popular here.
I see them as quiet.
If you meet me in person, I'm actually not that quiet. I have to hold my tounge about a lot of shit that goes down here because I am a working professional in this industry. It's not wise for me to burn any bridges by engaging in mud slinging battles towards anyone, as I might have to deal with them professionally in the future. You can imagine how silly and embarrassing it would be if one day I met with someone I had insulted here, and they brought up "Hey, so what's with the shit you were talking about me on XPT?" I'm not some faceless person who lives in the Midwest and can say whatever I want. But if you meet me in person I'll (usually) give you my honest opinion about anyone. I'm just not going to put it down in writing on the internet. That's something you can never take back.
And BTW, welcome to the board. You'll figure out pretty quickly who the crazies and the morons are here.
Thanxxx
Posted by: 6655321
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 09:04 PM
Quote:Quote:Quote:
as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.
Awww, are you sweet talking her? Tell her about your time at Extreme Associates and how you stopped having sex with your wife six months into your marriage because you were bored. But then do nothing but talk shit about her on here.
But really who does fuck their wife even a month after marriage?...
THANK YOU!!! see this one gets it!
and.... since darrah mentioned it... how about a little choking, hair pulling and a little slapping in your sex? lol, lets see how you fit in here.
Posted by: Gunker
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 09:08 PM
Quote:
I checked Google, Wikipedia, and Urban Dictionary yesterday for broomstick cowgirl and couldn't find anything. I might spend an hour or more researching something that I'm writing as an original. I spent maybe two hours last night trying to find someone's picture, someone in porn who is rarely photographed. I do research and check Google for things that are important to me. Not shit that you people want me to check.
Well, that explains the general sluggishness of the Internet lately...
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 09:11 PM
Quote:Quote:Quote:Quote:
as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.
Awww, are you sweet talking her? Tell her about your time at Extreme Associates and how you stopped having sex with your wife six months into your marriage because you were bored. But then do nothing but talk shit about her on here.
But really who does fuck their wife even a month after marriage?...
THANK YOU!!! see this one gets it!
and.... since darrah mentioned it... how about a little choking, hair pulling and a little slapping in your sex? lol, lets see how you fit in here.
That's cool I guess...Not much in to chocking but otherwise...I'll try anything once before I can decide it's not my thing...How would I ever know I like cock unless i try it...agree?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 09:33 PM
Quote:
starrpowerready, they don't like people asking too many questions. All hell broke loose here a month ago when I dared asked a question about Mr. Marcus and started a thread asking what's the deal with Willie/Donny/Christian.
If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.
stfu, darrah. you're like those chicks that can't get a man and make excuses like 'men find me too intimidating.' bish plz. i'm neither submissive, dumb, quiet, or stupid and xpt'ers like me just fine.
starrpowerready, why is your pic blurry?
Posted by: Ogie Oglethorpe
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 09:51 PM
Quote:
If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.
The reason you are seriously disliked here is because you waltzed through the door with a chip on your shoulder the size of Idaho. Nobody likes a ignorant know-it-all, regardless of them being male, female or whatever Christian XXX is.
Carve yourself off a big slice of humble pie and cram it up your ever-expanding ass.
Starrpowerready, welcome to the board. Ignore everything Darrah says and you'll be fine.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 10:03 PM
Quote:i dunno maybe because im ugly...Quote:
starrpowerready, they don't like people asking too many questions. All hell broke loose here a month ago when I dared asked a question about Mr. Marcus and started a thread asking what's the deal with Willie/Donny/Christian.
If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.
stfu, darrah. you're like those chicks that can't get a man and make excuses like 'men find me too intimidating.' bish plz. i'm neither submissive, dumb, quiet, or stupid and xpt'ers like me just fine.
starrpowerready, why is your pic blurry?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 10:04 PM
Quote:Thanxx so much!Quote:
If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.
The reason you are seriously disliked here is because you waltzed through the door with a chip on your shoulder the size of Idaho. Nobody likes a ignorant know-it-all, regardless of them being male, female or whatever Christian XXX is.
Carve yourself off a big slice of humble pie and cram it up your ever-expanding ass.
Starrpowerready, welcome to the board. Ignore everything Darrah says and you'll be fine.
Posted by: Fenris
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 10:24 PM
Quote:Quote:Thanxx so much!Quote:
If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.
The reason you are seriously disliked here is because you waltzed through the door with a chip on your shoulder the size of Idaho. Nobody likes a ignorant know-it-all, regardless of them being male, female or whatever Christian XXX is.
Carve yourself off a big slice of humble pie and cram it up your ever-expanding ass.
Starrpowerready, welcome to the board. Ignore everything Darrah says and you'll be fine.
Star, welcome to the board. Darrah's a know it all cunt with a superiority complex. Alex is a semi scary guy fom New York that is obsessed with enema's and bread machines. I don't know what Ben's deal is, he's not terribly loquacious.
The best thing you can do, as Gia said previously, is read, read, read. You will pick it up. If you have an opinion, post it, but be prepared for some tough feedback.
You will learn more on this board in one day than you would anywhere else in one year. Whether that knowledge has any practical value is another point entirely. I leave it for you to interpret.
And you appear far from ugly. If that's you n the pic, you could probably do business in the industry. I can' believe I'm saying this, but pay attention to Pretty. Attitude will take you far farther than intellect or looks ever will.
(I'm not fucking with you pretty, I'm just pointing out your strongest attribute.)
Fenris
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 10:30 PM
Quote:
If I'm an arrogant asswipe, then what does that make 90% of the men on here?
Darrah haters?
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 10:33 PM
Quote:
I can' believe I'm saying this, but pay attention to Pretty. Attitude will take you far farther than intellect or looks ever will.
I fear for the future of our young women if they start taking advice from Pretty.
Posted by: 6655321
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 10:39 PM
and it makes me hopeful for the future of our young men...
Posted by: Fenris
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 10:44 PM
Quote:Quote:
I can' believe I'm saying this, but pay attention to Pretty. Attitude will take you far farther than intellect or looks ever will.
I fear for the future of our young women if they start taking advice from Pretty.
This is a porn board you worthless cunt, and whether you like it or not Pretty is far more successful than you will ever be.
I would suggest you go back and read her posts. She is relentlessly positive and downright twisted in her sexual preferences. It is the first part of her personality that guarantees that she will be surprisingly successful in the long run, unlike you, the pathetic hack blogger wannabe.
I take that back. It's unfair to hacks. You should aspire to hackery Darrah, it would be a significant step up for you.
Fenris
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 11:00 PM
Quote:Quote:Quote:Thanxx so much!Quote:
If you want a peaceful "initiation" on here, be like most of the women here and be submissive, dumb, stupid, or quiet. I'm never one to be quiet especially towards a group of men. So that's why I'm hated on here.
The reason you are seriously disliked here is because you waltzed through the door with a chip on your shoulder the size of Idaho. Nobody likes a ignorant know-it-all, regardless of them being male, female or whatever Christian XXX is.
Carve yourself off a big slice of humble pie and cram it up your ever-expanding ass.
Starrpowerready, welcome to the board. Ignore everything Darrah says and you'll be fine.
Star, welcome to the board. Darrah's a know it all cunt with a superiority complex. Alex is a semi scary guy fom New York that is obsessed with enema's and bread machines. I don't know what Ben's deal is, he's not terribly loquacious.
The best thing you can do, as Gia said previously, is read, read, read. You will pick it up. If you have an opinion, post it, but be prepared for some tough feedback.
You will learn more on this board in one day than you would anywhere else in one year. Whether that knowledge has any practical value is another point entirely. I leave it for you to interpret.
And you appear far from ugly. If that's you n the pic, you could probably do business in the industry. I can' believe I'm saying this, but pay attention to Pretty. Attitude will take you far farther than intellect or looks ever will.
(I'm not fucking with you pretty, I'm just pointing out your strongest attribute.)
Fenris
Yes that is me in the pic, Thanx Fenris...I also want to thank all of you who are welcoming me to the boards...
But I seemed to have missed something, Whos is Pretty? and Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck. Let's all be friends!
Posted by: 6655321
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 11:05 PM
agreed, and as friends we should start things off on the right foot. and by that i mean show us your tits.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 11:10 PM
Quote:
agreed, and as friends we should start things off on the right foot. and by that i mean show us your tits.
My tits are non-existent...Hahaha...Sucks to be me...
Posted by: Fenris
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 11:15 PM
Quote:
Yes that is me in the pic, Thanx Fenris...I also want to thank all of you who are welcoming me to the boards...
Pretty is our resident whore wannabe that is impressing the shit out of me (and others that will not admit it.) with her relentlessly positive attitude for the business. I was appalled by her at first but she is rapidly becoming one of my favorite posters due to the fact that she hardly ever says anything negative about anybody and she literally wants to be the best whore she can be.
I can't argue with that or knock it. I can only applaud it. She is truly metamorphosing into something special while we watch. I honestly feel that she's a little plastic surgery away from real success.
(Pretty, please don't take that as a slam. Time passes and parts sag. It's life. You got into this game a little late, that's all. I would slapfuck you unconscious in a heartbeat and leave you violated and covered in splooge if I had an opportunity. And I mean that in the very best way.)
Darrah is a cunt because she's a wannabe blogger and attention whore that's allergic to work, research, common sense and even friendly advice. It's a constant debate as to whether she is actually someone's alt that is just playing an elaborate joke on us.
Fenris
Posted by: TonyMalice
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 11:17 PM
Quote:Quote:
agreed, and as friends we should start things off on the right foot. and by that i mean show us your tits.
My tits are non-existent...Hahaha...Sucks to be me...
Gia's tits are non-existent too, but she still shows them and people like her.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 11:29 PM
Quote:
and Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..
You know nothing of what's been going on.
Posted by: Hyde
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 11:30 PM
Come to think of it, you've got a hefty pair of tits yourself Malice.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/16/08 11:52 PM
Hey guys its my first night on here, maybe if i decide to show my tiny titties one day this wont be it..and im sure people will like me regardless of weather i show em or not...
Posted by: freestylah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 03:10 AM
Quote:
Come to think of it, you've got a hefty pair of tits yourself Malice.
He's back! How was Thailand? Or should I ask: how were the little Thai?
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 03:28 AM
Quote:
Hey guys its my first night on here, maybe if i decide to show my tiny titties one day this wont be it..and im sure people will like me regardless of weather i show em or not...
We'd like you better if you showed us your ass...
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 03:35 AM
I love craigslist... 
If i show a body part,whats in it for me???....
If i show a body part,whats in it for me???....
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 03:44 AM
Either A)adulation or B)humiliation. Or maybe both at the same time. Now where's that pic....
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 03:46 AM
Quote:i dunno...where is it???
Either A)adulation or B)humiliation. Or maybe both at the same time. Now where's that pic....
Posted by: Smell of Anus
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 03:47 AM
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I love craigslist...
I'm sure we can put together a few quarts of semen for you to drink/rub all over your face.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 03:54 AM
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I love craigslist...
I'm sure we can put together a few quarts of semen for you to drink/rub all over your face.
Sounds like a plan I'm in cali...Bring a camera, hot guys, and plenty of meth...I'll be here waiting...
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 04:03 AM
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Sounds like a plan I'm in cali...Bring a camera, hot guys, and plenty of meth...I'll be here waiting...
You're someone's sock account aren't you? I got the feeling after first looking at your Myspace url. >> bradleysmellslikepoop And never have I ever heard any woman say what you just said on a public forum. And I've been to some really bat shit forums.
You don't watch porn? So where did you hear about XPT?
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 04:15 AM
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Sounds like a plan I'm in cali...Bring a camera, hot guys, and plenty of meth...I'll be here waiting...
You're someone's sock account aren't you? I got the feeling after first looking at your Myspace url. >> bradleysmellslikepoop And never have I ever heard any woman say what you just said on a public forum. And I've been to some really bat shit forums.
You don't watch porn? So where did you hear about XPT?
whats a sock account??? and my friend was over the other day and showed me ...he doesnt post just read....and no i dont watch porn...whats wrong with what I said??...looks fine to me....
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 04:45 AM
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Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck.
See, you're catching on already. I'd say it's Paranoid Schizophrenia, but it could be a number of things.
Welcome to the board, SPR.
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 05:11 AM
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and Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..
You know nothing of what's been going on.
See? She's already started the nattering negativity with the new girl. Like I said earlier, no thread goes unsullied by this shrewish monster.
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 07:02 AM
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and Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..
You know nothing of what's been going on.
So says the subject of my signature.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 07:19 AM
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Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck.
See, you're catching on already. I'd say it's Paranoid Schizophrenia, but it could be a number of things.
Welcome to the board, SPR.
Thanxx...All the warm welcomes are greatly appreciated....
Posted by: Hyde
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 11:47 AM
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Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck.
See, you're catching on already. I'd say it's Paranoid Schizophrenia, but it could be a number of things.
Welcome to the board, SPR.
Thanxx...All the warm welcomes are greatly appreciated....
I wish I could tell you there's nothing positive to be gained from this place, but 82 posts in 24 hours tells me you're a lost cause. All the same, the favorable attention your posts have already generated are a testament to the board's sparse and infrequent experiences with anything female... so you may have a bright future here at that. Gain 20lbs and start selling your shit, and you could be the next Ceara Lynch.
Post the first PMs from Burg and Fatty in the Cage asap.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 11:50 AM
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Why is Darrah such a cunt?...She needs to get fucked ASAP and lighten up..Life's too short to be bitching all the time, Im not trying to start shit. But fuck.
See, you're catching on already. I'd say it's Paranoid Schizophrenia, but it could be a number of things.
Welcome to the board, SPR.
Thanxx...All the warm welcomes are greatly appreciated....
I wish I could tell you there's nothing positive to be gained from this place, but 82 posts in 24 hours tells me you're a lost cause. All the same, the favorable attention your posts have already generated are a testament to the board's sparse and infrequent experiences with anything female... so you may have a bright future here at that. Gain 20lbs and start selling your shit, and you could be the next Ceara Lynch.
Post the first PMs from Burg and Fatty in the Cage asap.
GAIN 20??? are you nuts!
..and no pm's yet..btu why do you want me to post them???
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 11:53 AM
GAINING 20 POUNDS WOULD BE INSANE FOR WHAT PURPOSE....SELL WHAT SHIT??....CEARA LYNCH???
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:25 PM
Kim Kardashian has one of the most talked about figures out there now in Hollywood. I think I read she's 5 ft 4 and maybe 140 pounds.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:29 PM
ANYWAYS...so you guys still think I'm fake??? 
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:32 PM
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ANYWAYS...so you guys still think I'm fake???
This ain't our first rodeo.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:33 PM
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ANYWAYS...so you guys still think I'm fake???
This ain't our first rodeo.
Still Lost...
Posted by: 6655321
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:34 PM
does that make darrah our rodeo clown?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:34 PM
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Kim Kardashian has one of the most talked about figures out there now in Hollywood. I think I read she's 5 ft 4 and maybe 140 pounds.
Only guys that make less than $30K/year think she's hot.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:37 PM
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Kim Kardashian has one of the most talked about figures out there now in Hollywood. I think I read she's 5 ft 4 and maybe 140 pounds.
Only guys that make less than $30K/year think she's hot.
Do guys prefer girls who are fake looking or normal?...I think they like fake...But who knows im not a guy...
Posted by: 6655321
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:39 PM
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Kim Kardashian has one of the most talked about figures out there now in Hollywood. I think I read she's 5 ft 4 and maybe 140 pounds.
Only guys that make less than $30K/year think she's hot.
^^^^^ oh the things that could be read into that very accurate statement.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:43 PM
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does that make darrah our rodeo clown?
You're insulting me with this noob here? She makes me look like a poet laureate.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:45 PM
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Only guys that make less than $30K/year think she's hot.
I despise the woman. But she can be very beautiful when she doesn't have the caked on makeup. Men making over $30K/year, please tell who they think is hot.
Posted by: 6655321
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:49 PM
ScarJo, LiLo, Peneolpe Cruz... my obsession of the moment Nana.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:51 PM
Does anyone know what that Darrah bitch looks like??...I bet she looks like shit...Im glad you do write better than me, after all THAT IS YOUR "JOB".... right? 
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:54 PM
Lindsay Lohan? She looks like she was plucked out of a garbage can hiding after being attacked by rabid dogs. Truly hideous looking now. Beautiful girl 16-19 years old. But the drugs and alcohol took it's toll. She looks worse than her mother does.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 12:59 PM
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Does anyone know what that Darrah bitch looks like??...I bet she looks like shit...Im glad you do write better than me, after all THAT IS YOUR "JOB".... right?
Oh my little teeny-bopper, Valley Girl wannabe biker chick. I had a picture of me up on my blog for a while but took it down after starting at LIB because of a dream I had of being recognized near where I live. So I took it down. And considering so many hate me in porn, I don't want my picture photoshopped with Kurt Lockwood's cock slapping me. K?
Posted by: 6655321
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 01:02 PM
nope, still hot
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 06:17 PM
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I can' believe I'm saying this, but pay attention to Pretty. Attitude will take you far farther than intellect or looks ever will.
I fear for the future of our young women if they start taking advice from Pretty.
And what advice of betterment do you have to offer them, eh hag?
Lemme guess, wear condoms for ALL sexual encounters, even those with a stable bed buddy.
Posted by: Paranoid
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 06:52 PM
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as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.
Awww, are you sweet talking her? Tell her about your time at Extreme Associates and how you stopped having sex with your wife six months into your marriage because you were bored. But then do nothing but talk shit about her on here.
Bwa-Hahahaha. That's the funniest thing I've heard yet from you Darrah.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 09:58 PM
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as long as it ends with my load coating your vaginal walls its all good. Its no fun if there is no risk that i might have knocked the girl up.
Awww, are you sweet talking her? Tell her about your time at Extreme Associates and how you stopped having sex with your wife six months into your marriage because you were bored. But then do nothing but talk shit about her on here.
Bwa-Hahahaha. That's the funniest thing I've heard yet from you Darrah.
Mr. Longshot is a total sweetheart...
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/17/08 11:39 PM
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If you prove yourself a worthy poster, I nominate Burg to buy you a pair. As a reward, you can sit on his lap.
Sounds great!
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/18/08 03:48 AM
AS A MOD, I WILL SPEAK MY MIND NOW:
Ok, move on, show's over. starrpoweready, with 50 zillion posts of nothing but 'hey guys, look at me," stfu and just be fluff or start posting some quality matter that's thoughtful/insightful instead of more crap that refects the convo back to you. yeah, yeah you hate darrah and you're not darrah. we get it. you should've moved on from this point at post #56 or so. the rest of you, i'm disapointed. you act like you've never seen a girl before.
Ok, move on, show's over. starrpoweready, with 50 zillion posts of nothing but 'hey guys, look at me," stfu and just be fluff or start posting some quality matter that's thoughtful/insightful instead of more crap that refects the convo back to you. yeah, yeah you hate darrah and you're not darrah. we get it. you should've moved on from this point at post #56 or so. the rest of you, i'm disapointed. you act like you've never seen a girl before.
Posted by: electrostatic
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/18/08 04:06 AM
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AS A MOD, I WILL SPEAK MY MIND NOW:
Ok, move on, show's over. starrpoweready, with 50 zillion posts of nothing but 'hey guys, look at me," stfu and just be fluff or start posting some quality matter that's thoughtful/insightful instead of more crap that refects the convo back to you. yeah, yeah you hate darrah and you're not darrah. we get it. you should've moved on from this point at post #56 or so. the rest of you, i'm disapointed. you act like you've never seen a girl before.
OK I'm sorry...But what do you consider insightful...I however am glad i got my point across about the whole Darrah issue...GeeZ took forever and all I can say is lock this topic and if you dont like me then dont read or respond to posts...Thanx...Friends,
Gia?
Posted by: Crocodile
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/18/08 05:02 AM
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AS A MOD, I WILL SPEAK MY MIND NOW:
Ok, move on, show's over. starrpoweready, with 50 zillion posts of nothing but 'hey guys, look at me," stfu and just be fluff or start posting some quality matter that's thoughtful/insightful instead of more crap that refects the convo back to you. yeah, yeah you hate darrah and you're not darrah. we get it. you should've moved on from this point at post #56 or so. the rest of you, i'm disapointed. you act like you've never seen a girl before.
Jelaus much?
Edit: And you, starrpowerready cut that bullshit and show us your tits already!
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/18/08 12:40 PM
Not jealous. Just sick of this board going in the crapper.
Posted by: moxxie maddron
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/18/08 05:53 PM
Honestly I wondered how long it would be till you said something Gia.. even I was close... Thank you!
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/18/08 08:22 PM
SNIP. 
Banned.
Banned.
Posted by: zenman
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/18/08 09:12 PM
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SNIP.
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/19/08 08:07 AM
Are bans permanent or do they have a "time horizon" like X days or such?
Edit: better stated - is being banned the same as being put in the penalty box ?
Edit: better stated - is being banned the same as being put in the penalty box ?
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/19/08 08:14 AM
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SNIP.
Posted by: Voltron Zunediggle
Re: NeWBie.... - 08/19/08 10:29 AM
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Not jealous. Just sick of this board going in the crapper.
You fucking ROCK, Gia....!!!!!!!!