Memories of Brooke Ballantyne

Posted by: Beavis

Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/13/08 02:12 PM

She was a great whore. Now she's all grown up and 26 years old. Mom and Dad must be really proud of their girl...



Isn't she cute?
Posted by: turningblue

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/13/08 02:20 PM

She is easily one of my all time favorites. According to her myspace page she has found God...or a dog if you're suffering from dyslexia.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/13/08 02:47 PM

that rug looks like a portrait of bikini bottom
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/13/08 03:12 PM

Awesome response Gigi!
Posted by: Gigi

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/13/08 03:24 PM

you're being a smart ass, yes?
Posted by: Nugent

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/13/08 03:28 PM

Have definitely launched quite a few loads in her honor...
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/13/08 07:51 PM

I remember her from back in the day when, along with Jenna Haze she made me think of a porn girl paying for her orthodontia buy gobbling cum. She had big gums as well. Kinda reminded me a of a skanky Joanie Cunningham.
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/13/08 09:15 PM

Quote:

She is easily one of my all time favorites. According to her myspace page she has found God...or a dog if you're suffering from dyslexia.



Man, she's really fucked up now. She says she got "saved" on March 30 although she was apparently on the god squad for some time before that.

Here's some postings on her myspace. In one of them she relates how she deleted all the male friends on her myspace. I guess she won't be making a return anytime soon. Too bad. She used to escort for only 350 because she said anything more would make her feel like she was stealing.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/13/08 09:17 PM

her myspace background just made me fall off my chair.



Posted by: Bravo

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/13/08 09:18 PM

hopefully she'll be back when jesus fails to pay her rent.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/13/08 09:30 PM

Someone find a clip of her gobbling cum on TUBE8 or Redtube AND POST it here, just for shits and giggles.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/13/08 10:35 PM

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Kinda reminded me a of a skanky Joanie Cunningham.



That's fucking funny. She would have been great in a Happy Days porno. Have Kylie Ireland play Mrs. C. We'd need somebody really skanky to play Jenny Piccalo....Tiffany Holiday seems right.

Donny Long seems like a perfect Potsie. It's hard to find that level of douchebag and utter uselessness in one package.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/14/08 12:12 AM

Chachi will be Alex Gonz.

YES!!! Brandon Iron should be Ralph Malph, Joana Angel should be Pinky Tuscadero, Mark Wood as Richie Cunningham, and Mike Stefano as The Fonz. Potsie will be Juan Cuba. Dick Nasty will be Al. Will Ryder needs to get on that STAT...

Posted by: superloads

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/14/08 12:23 AM

And Hunglo as Arnold...
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/14/08 08:13 AM

Quote:

Chachi will be Alex Gonz.

YES!!! Brandon Iron should be Ralph Malph, Joana Angel should be Pinky Tuscadero, Mark Wood as Richie Cunningham, and Mike Stefano as The Fonz. Potsie will be Juan Cuba. Dick Nasty will be Al. Will Ryder needs to get on that STAT...





Happy Days, 1976 Georgina Spelvin and Sonny Landham

Space Balls Mullen will probably lock onto this. He'll call it "Happy Lays." or "Not Happy Days XXX." "Cause Mullen is really creative like that.
Posted by: Shipwreck

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/14/08 10:30 AM

Quote:

She was a great whore. Now she's all grown up and 26 years old. Mom and Dad must be really proud of their girl...
Isn't she cute?



I thought she was already 26 when she was working. Looked old to me. Anyway, seem to remember her putting in a few good sessions on fuckingmachines?

12" dildo + Power Tools = Future Born Again Experience
Posted by: Richard Hungwell

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/14/08 02:16 PM

I would so Pork her...!


Posted by: Jack Randall

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/14/08 09:46 PM

Damn, I had forgotten about her, more than I've forgotten about almost any other porn star of the past several years.

From her insanely fundamentalist blog posts, she seems like a total psycho now. but I guess some people just need religion (or drugs) to make them happy.
Posted by: tattypatty

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/14/08 11:29 PM

butterface....
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/15/08 12:19 AM

Brooke Balentyne....mmmmmmmmm!


Posted by: Master Oogway

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/15/08 01:43 AM

She also had one of the best pair of tits I've seen in the biz
Posted by: shinysideup

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/15/08 11:42 PM

i liked her alot. a real shame. cuckoo for jesus puffs now. awful.
Posted by: gonzo420

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/16/08 12:12 AM

Big Fan of Brooke Balentyne. Have you seen this girl's scenes? Fucking HOT!! She's def one of my all time favorites.


I miss Brooke
Posted by: alfan

Re: Memories of Brooke Ballantyne - 07/16/08 09:55 AM

My first post. I met Brooke or Cystal by accident when I almost walked right into her while she was working at a Burlington NC Wal-Mart while on a sales call last October.

She had been working there for over a year and when I recognized her she became almost shy like. At that time last fall she stated she was not ashamed of her porn past and that she had stopped in 2004 and floated around doing vids in the local area on Youtube and moved back to the NC area.

She stated she had some more vid work to do so, when I went back a few months later they told me she had left and just up and quit. Brooke said there were some wild guys that approached all the time that recognized her. I quess like me. She also said she LOVED her porn days and would not look down on it, I said I agree....you were wild in your performances....she just chuckled.

I read her blog posts since meeting her and she seems almost going backwards to make up for her wild days in porn. These girls seem to go from one extreme to the other. I liked her and enjoyed speaking with her last fall, but to read her posts today she sounds like a hypocrital Lubben tool.

Most balanced girls can look back at the exprience and just move on. Brooke has issues, but she was a wild porn whore....don't be surprised if she does not come back to this one day, she loved the attention. She told me that so doing...... the God talk to the extreme means she is being led by someone all over again.