question for the girls of XPT - do you watch porn?
Posted by: ben
question for the girls of XPT - do you watch porn? - 07/03/08 08:09 PM
Do you watch porn outside of for work purposes, and if so do you watch gonzo stuff like Brandon iron / Jules Jordan / Mike John / Michael Stefano etc might make or do you prefer porn with a storyline?
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/03/08 10:04 PM
I never watch porn anymore-- but when I do, it's the gonzo hardcore stuff (I really don't like features, the story lines bore the crap out of me). Gangbangs, anal, etc-- actually I can't watch a porno unless there's DP or at least anal in it. And I like it when the women are submissive and the men dominant. It's like the total opposite of what I shoot.
Posted by: zenman
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/03/08 10:08 PM
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I can't watch a porno unless there's DP or at least anal in it. And I like it when the women are submissive and the men dominant. It's like the total opposite of what I shoot.
Marry me. Right now. Marry the shit out of me.
Posted by: SuperDuperBored
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/03/08 11:05 PM
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Marry me. Right now. Marry the shit out of me.
Holly, how can you resist that? Think of how jealous your friends would be! How many girls have a guy ask them to marry the shit out of em'?
Posted by: Bad Habit
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/03/08 11:26 PM
Posted by: ben
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/04/08 01:21 AM
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I never watch porn anymore-- but when I do, it's the gonzo hardcore stuff (I really don't like features, the story lines bore the crap out of me). Gangbangs, anal, etc-- actually I can't watch a porno unless there's DP or at least anal in it. And I like it when the women are submissive and the men dominant. It's like the total opposite of what I shoot.
Great that's just like me! I like porn with anal and/or DPs or a girl with multiple guys in it. Or else I might get regular scenes if I'm a fan of the girl or to see new girls. I also like swallowing scenes. Generally i'm not that interested in any kind of storyline i'd prefer to see an interview with the girl ( any questions are fine its just fun to learn more about her and see her personality ) and/or see her all glammed up or getting undressed ( I think all scenes should start with the girl being dressed! )
You always hear stories about females needing porn with a storyline
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Marry me. Right now. Marry the shit out of me.
Holly, how can you resist that? Think of how jealous your friends would be! How many girls have a guy ask them to marry the shit out of em'?
I know...seriously that was one of the greatest lines ever...I just might have to use that one day, if I ever get married...I laughed so hard it hurt when I saw that
Posted by: Gigi
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/04/08 09:10 AM
i never ever watch the porn anymore... maybe some of the goofy efukt clips you guys post, but other than that never. lubben somehow got ahold of the husband and now he won't watch it. it's all gone now, in a landfill in western pennsylvania. RIP my beloved copy of operation anal freedom, which had blood on the boxcover from a time i missed a vein. so sad.
Posted by: SpongeBub
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/04/08 10:34 AM
Man, you guys are so easily manipulated by Holly on this board. Nothing against her personally - she knows how to work the rubes - but she really should be selling something here cause you guys would be lining up, tongues hanging out and money in hand.
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/04/08 11:53 AM
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...lubben somehow got ahold of the husband and now he won't watch it. it's all gone now, in a landfill in western pennsylvania. ....
Hubbie drank the cool aid!
Posted by: the unknown pervert
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/04/08 04:30 PM
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lubben somehow got ahold of the husband and now he won't watch it.
But look at all the Wal-Mart gift cards you get now.
Posted by: Gunker
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/04/08 08:25 PM
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lubben somehow got ahold of the husband and now he won't watch it. it's all gone now, in a landfill in western pennsylvania. RIP my beloved copy of operation anal freedom, which had blood on the boxcover from a time i missed a vein. so sad.
Asshat Productions thanks you for the material needed for another episode of "That's Our Gigi."
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/04/08 10:08 PM
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Man, you guys are so easily manipulated by Holly on this board. Nothing against her personally - she knows how to work the rubes - but she really should be selling something here cause you guys would be lining up, tongues hanging out and money in hand.
I swear I'm not trying to manipulate anyone, I'm simply speaking the truth. It's not my fault I happen to be fuckin rad. 
Besides, I AM selling something-- a subscription to my website. But I don't think anyone from XPT has ever joined-- it's probably a bit too vanilla for you degenerates. 
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/04/08 10:10 PM
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Besides, I AM selling something-- a subscription to my website. But I don't think anyone from XPT has ever joined-- it's probably a bit too vanilla for you degenerates.
Actually I've been a member for several years.
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/04/08 10:11 PM
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Besides, I AM selling something-- a subscription to my website. But I don't think anyone from XPT has ever joined-- it's probably a bit too vanilla for you degenerates.
Actually I've been a member for several years.
Well then you're my new favorite poster. 
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/05/08 02:31 AM
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Besides, I AM selling something-- a subscription to my website. But I don't think anyone from XPT has ever joined-- it's probably a bit too vanilla for you degenerates.
If Holly was really trying to push Suze.net, she'd make all of her images clickable and linked to the tour page. It's HTML 101.
She could also set up a quasi-affiliate account for herself and create a few 'campaigns' so that she could accurately assess which forums yield the most signups in response to a bunch of free pics, or even which particular model yields the most signups (which is always useful when deciding whether to re-book a particular model or not).
Back to the topic at hand, personally, I really like the glossy, vanilla 'high end' stuff, and I love features too.
Posted by: pretty
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/05/08 06:38 AM
i watch porn all the time
i prefer the ones without storyines
i dont like softcore
yes i like brandons and jules' stuff
i like blowbangs best and deffinitely anal scenes
big wet asses and gag factor and slaphappy and whoregaggers and throat gaggers are all faves
i dont watch anything with gapes
i like alot of of the rough stuff
i watch porn all day on my laptop if im not busy working
love, pretty
Posted by: Outback Whack
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/05/08 09:13 AM
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i watch porn all the time
i prefer the ones without storyines
i dont like softcore
yes i like brandons and jules' stuff
i like blowbangs best and deffinitely anal scenes
big wet asses and gag factor and slaphappy and whoregaggers and throat gaggers are all faves
i dont watch anything with gapes
i like alot of of the rough stuff
i watch porn all day on my laptop if im not busy working
love, pretty
What Zenman said.
Posted by: nomore
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch porn? - 07/05/08 09:47 AM
I agree with Holly---no storyline, just anal or DP...messy messy blowjobs...total domination by a male...in the old days I used to like lame ass lesbian flicks that were really femme...course that was the early 90s when i was 'curious'..
hey! i've been lurking and finally brave enough to say howdy...though i'm scared of the meanies i will try and stay strong
Posted by: Gigi
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch porn? - 07/05/08 10:19 AM
^^^welcome, fiend girl
p.s. they're gonna ask for pics of your titties
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch porn? - 07/05/08 10:40 AM
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/05/08 02:23 PM
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i watch porn all the time
i prefer the ones without storyines
i dont like softcore
yes i like brandons and jules' stuff
i like blowbangs best and deffinitely anal scenes
big wet asses and gag factor and slaphappy and whoregaggers and throat gaggers are all faves
i dont watch anything with gapes
i like alot of of the rough stuff
i watch porn all day on my laptop if im not busy working
love, pretty
That's my kind of redhead! 
Big Wet Asses is better than Antonioni.
I thought most women would not admit to liking gonzo and such. But then, Gia, Happy, Gigi and Holly may be members of a very small minority. And I am always for minority rights.
Ed. note: Damn - add FiendGirl to the mix. And do show us your boobies.
Posted by: nomore
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/05/08 03:10 PM
of course this is the only reason i'm on here...so people will beg to see my boobies!! i feel so special! now i see why girls get into porn
i love this place! but, alas, i have to go be a mommy and wifey so i will return in the next few days.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/05/08 03:29 PM
Gigi is a mother, wife, and cooks dinner for her family using Frito Lay products nightly and has lots of time to post here.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/05/08 04:16 PM
i made potatoes topped with corn flake crumbs today, yummy.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/06/08 11:51 AM
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I never watch porn anymore-- but when I do, it's the gonzo hardcore stuff (I really don't like features, the story lines bore the crap out of me). Gangbangs, anal, etc-- actually I can't watch a porno unless there's DP or at least anal in it. And I like it when the women are submissive and the men dominant. It's like the total opposite of what I shoot.
Pretty much the perfect answer.
Can you still watch girls that you know or do they have to be new? Personally, I've found I like to watch a girls first gangbang scene.
Posted by: KALLA
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/06/08 11:02 PM
do they watch porn? pretty pedestrian interrogation there benny boy. the real question should be do they masturbate/assturbate to porn or fuck while its playing.
Posted by: nomore
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/07/08 07:24 AM
masturbate and/or fuck while watching it...however, with kids in the house it's not as easy as it used to be! so ready for school to start!!!!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/07/08 07:29 AM
We're still waiting...
Posted by: cameronkeys
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/07/08 10:41 AM
On the rare occasions I watch porn now I actually prefer the ones with a story..they are just fun and funny! The Bare Wench Project,Lord of the G Strings...hysterical!
Otherwise I like female dom videos...just because I relate to it more.
Posted by: nomore
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/07/08 02:18 PM
Of all my days lurking around here, the only boobs i have seen are by talent or past talent...where are the pics of the civilian chicks on here? c'mon---post and maybe i will get brave
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/07/08 03:46 PM
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Otherwise I like female dom videos...just because I relate to it more.
Do you mean ones where the girl fucks the guy up? Like C3P0 getting it in the ass via strap-on?
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/07/08 04:31 PM
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Can you still watch girls that you know or do they have to be new? Personally, I've found I like to watch a girls first gangbang scene.
I can't know the girl-- or the guys. Which makes it difficult for me to find anything I can enjoy. 
Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/07/08 04:52 PM
Do you know Brandon personally? If not there are a ton of girls in his work who you will probably never meet anytime soon.
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/07/08 09:53 PM
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Do you know Brandon personally? If not there are a ton of girls in his work who you will probably never meet anytime soon.
No, Brandon is too familiar-- even if we talk indirectly via chatboards.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/07/08 10:34 PM
Familiar, creepy, it's all the same.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/07/08 11:51 PM
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No, Brandon is too familiar-- even if we talk indirectly via chatboards.
Holly, could you watch some videos of me, playing wheelchair basketball, doing stunts like wheeling to the top of a steep street hill and then letting myself roll, free falling style, where I kinda half stand up in my chair holding onto my handlebarss to steer, kinda like I am "surfing", and steer thru throngs of FAT people too fat and startled to get out of my way, and where I ultimately crash into a Milk Truck and get a all bruised and bloody, and where a gorgeous nurse named "Gia" or "Ceara" tends my wounds and kisses my Boo boo(s)?
Could you watch another gorgeous woman push me through crowds of fat fuck people who cluelessly waddle in front of us?
How about a video of me cooking in my kitchen, wearing a very cute white poofy chef's hat, making bangers and Mashed 'taters for another beautiful woman NOT named "Holly"? Would that turn you on, or would it be too familiar? 
Posted by: cameronkeys
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 07:43 AM
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Otherwise I like female dom videos...just because I relate to it more.
Do you mean ones where the girl fucks the guy up? Like C3P0 getting it in the ass via strap-on?
Havent seen the C3Po one...sounds intriguing!!
She doesnt necessarily have to fuck him up...just dominate him.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 07:53 AM
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Do you mean ones where the girl fucks the guy up? Like C3P0 getting it in the ass via strap-on?
Havent seen the C3Po one...sounds intriguing!!
She doesnt necessarily have to fuck him up...just dominate him.
Posted by: ben
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 10:35 AM
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of course this is the only reason i'm on here...so people will beg to see my boobies!! i feel so special! now i see why girls get into porn
i love this place! but, alas, i have to go be a mommy and wifey so i will return in the next few days.
Guys check out girls all the time - even if they are friends with you or you have a boyfriend or are married, its just you probably won't hear about it!
And yes can I please see your boobs?!!!!!!!!! And I really like Gia's current profile pic for this reason!
Posted by: nomore
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 03:29 PM
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Guys check out girls all the time - even if they are friends with you or you have a boyfriend or are married, its just you probably won't hear about it!
And yes can I please see your boobs?!!!!!!!!! And I really like Gia's current profile pic for this reason!
Oh, it's all good and healthy to check others out...it's human nature!
How can i possibly show one boob when that pic of Gia's exists...the girl is fierce!
i just took the pic for my avatar and it took tooo damn long to get one half way decent---this is why i buy the movies and not make them 
this is enough boob for now, anyhow
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 04:50 PM
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this is enough boob for now, anyhow
The avatar is awesome! Thanks for taking the time to create it.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 05:11 PM
Fiendgrl13 = Best addition to XPT since these smiley emoticons were added:
She's cool.....and Polka Dots fucking rule when worn around overflowing tits.
It reminds me of Keg parties in school, any decent looking chick, especially ones with big tits were readily admitted no charge and given a Jug to hold and drink their beer, whereas dudes were forced to wait outside in sub zero temps before being allowed in with a dixie cup.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 05:16 PM
Hey, Fiendgirl! Polka dots always look good with huge tits. Stick around, hon!
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 05:25 PM
Fiendgirl, you're very pretty and your boobies are spectacular.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 05:32 PM
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Gia: Hey, Fiendgirl! Polka dots always look good with huge tits. Stick around, hon!
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Burglar: Polka Dots fucking rule when worn around overflowing tits.
awe, look. you guys said the same exact thing. you must be destined for each other!
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 05:44 PM
I am impressed and that doesn't happen very often. Welcome.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 05:47 PM
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awe, look. you guys said the same exact thing. you must be destined for each other!
STFU or I tell Skeeter that you dumped him for Kevin Ducati. Bwahahaha.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 05:51 PM
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awe, look. you guys said the same exact thing. you must be destined for each other!
Gia and I are soulless Soulmates, platonic yet we fuck each others mind every now and then. And I secretly watch her eat Yogurt. Thats about it. She's like the step sister via divorce I never had...or fucked in the ass.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 06:28 PM
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 07:02 PM
I believe the yogurt comment was metaphorical.
Side Note: I recently watched Gia in Down the Hatch (13?) and thoroughly enjoyed the scene. It was certainly one of the best of the entire series. I was particularly entertained by Gia's reaction to a bit of direction. After taking the first load, the director rather frantically told Gia not to move. Gia responded with a slight head nod and a look that said, "I'm a pro you fucking asshole. I know what's going down here better than you do, so shut the fuck up."
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 07:03 PM
Fucks sake nvm, my above attempt to diffuse Gigi-whore's unintended gayness worked about as well as trying to keep a bubbleheaded Vegas whore, who took too many Xanax, awake by taking her to a "Cirque De Jerk" production like Mystere and sitting allll the wayyyyy in the back.
Let me just get back to vicariously splooging on Fiendgirl's polka dot bikini top, thank you.
Posted by: XXXbit
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 10:20 PM
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I never watch porn anymore-- but when I do, it's the gonzo hardcore stuff (I really don't like features, the story lines bore the crap out of me). Gangbangs, anal, etc-- actually I can't watch a porno unless there's DP or at least anal in it. And I like it when the women are submissive and the men dominant.
here here.....i don't even watch one on one with anal anymore
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 10:33 PM
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On the rare occasions I watch porn now I actually prefer the ones with a story..they are just fun and funny! The Bare Wench Project,Lord of the G Strings...hysterical!
Otherwise I like female dom videos...just because I relate to it more.
Do you watch the funny porn to get off? For me I hate when they try to be funny. Just show me hot chicks and hot sex. I'll watch something else for humor. Nothing kills a boner quicker then Evan Stone trying to make me laugh.
And hey Gia, you never answered the question. Do you still watch porn? Or do you have the same problem Holly has?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/08/08 10:58 PM
Yes, I run into the same problem that Holly has. Though the girls are friends, I can only watch parts of their scenes enough to get the jist, but it's more like cheering them on than turning me on.
What turns me on is pshycological degradation like old school Meatholes, but now it seems everyone has a cheap imitation of it and the girls are all too aware of the schtick. I like dps, gangbangs, and blowbangs. I guess I like b/g and anal. I have no preference for what the girl does with the cum, but she has to be into it or bothered by it. I hate fake moaning and fake token porn phrases from the boy or girl. I don't like MILF stuff unless it's Ava Devine or Danielle Derek. I can't watch solo or g/g, but I can watch solo guy masturbation scenes as long as there's not too much banter. Yes, I know it's really for gay guys, but I don't care.
My current stash is Robbie D, Ives St Castel, Jules Jordan, JM (bukkakes, gokkun, Gag Factor, Tough Love), some Michael Ninn (shut up), iamivan at Anabolic, the Artcore line from Anabolic, old school RedLight/PLatinumX, B. Skow's stuff for Vivid, GGG, Johnni Darkko, Greg Lansky, William H, Mason, Mark Wood, Jake Malone, Van Styles and whatever random scenes my friends throw my way. Luckily, my job gives me tons of free porn. I guess the key words for me are aggressive, no overly long set-ups, no artsy jump cuts every 5 seconds, good skin, no gay looking guys.
Though, I'm straight, I care more about the girl in the scene than the guys even though I want to girl to be submissive to the guys. She can be submissive like controlled by them or a willing firing back submissive. Certain male talents are so ewww or annoying to me, I cannot watch no matter what, but the guy is secondary. HOWEVER, I am Mark Ashley's biggest fan and I will watch anything with him in it. I seek out Mark Ashley scenes. I love his body type, the blondish brown hair, his everyday looking guy appeal and the way he moves. Second behind is Alex Gonz.
Posted by: Tricia
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 12:35 AM
I go through phases. Every once in awhile, I won't watch porn outside of work for up to a month at a time.
Then sometimes, I'll watch it a few times a week.
I masturbate to still pictures sometimes, but in the still pictures, I prefer the girl to be really pretty and have eyes that draw me in to her. In video, overall personality and sexuality can win me over.
I prefer stuff that is sorta hard (Elegant and Evil Angel), but I can also get into a Wicked feature, as long as the dialogue isn't too over-the-top corny, as can be the case with lots of porn features.
My favorite type of porn is the vignette, where each scene has it's own little storyline, but they're individual, not just one part of a full plot.
I purposely seek out watching scenes that have girls that are sexually confident, but not necessarily dominant over the guy.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 01:01 AM
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My current stash is Robbie D, Ives St Castel, Jules Jordan, JM (bukkakes, gokkun, Gag Factor, Tough Love), some Michael Ninn (shut up), iamivan at Anabolic, the Artcore line from Anabolic, old school RedLight/PLatinumX, B. Skow's stuff for Vivid, GGG, Johnni Darkko, Greg Lansky, William H, Mason, Mark Wood, Jake Malone, Van Styles and whatever random scenes my friends throw my way.
I wonder if Mason has the antithesis of Holly's problem, i.e. she can only get off watching Andrew Blake or softcore stuff like Seduction Cinema?
Posted by: Gigi
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 05:17 AM
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my above attempt to diffuse Gigi-whore's unintended gayness
actually, my gayness was completely intentional, but i didn't mean to stress you fuckers out; sorry
Posted by: Darrah
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 06:21 AM
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I never watch porn anymore-- but when I do, it's the gonzo hardcore stuff (I really don't like features, the story lines bore the crap out of me). Gangbangs, anal, etc-- actually I can't watch a porno unless there's DP or at least anal in it. And I like it when the women are submissive and the men dominant. It's like the total opposite of what I shoot.
Damn, are you my twin?
Girl/girl does nothing for me. I rather watch two men getting it on than girl/girl. A man has to be in it! 
But lots of it isn't natural at all. Stop looking at the camera and posing. Just fuck each other! And for the men, shut the fuck up during sex! Yell and scream if you want but don't talk. If I want to hear someone talk, I'll watch a talk show instead.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 06:31 AM
this recent influx of 'regular chick' posters is awesome... my bestest friend said she is going to register, too. you guys better be nice if she does!
Posted by: Darrah
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 06:35 AM
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this recent influx of 'regular chick' posters is awesome...
What do you think is causing it? 
Posted by: nomore
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 06:36 AM
Thanks for the nice things people have said...once upon a time i had nice small boobs---in the early/mid '90s---pre-bebes, pro bad lifestyle...i always wanted bigger tits...now that i have them i miss going braless and perkiness...and i miss being thin! the picture doesn't show my thickness but i'm sure everyone on here knows the smoke and mirrors stuff...
ok, end of rambling and time for board madness!! the ice has been broken
Posted by: have2cit
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 06:40 AM
I always welcome more female posters, but please take my warning seriously that a thick skin is not just a nice thing to have, around here it's a necessity.
Posted by: Darrah
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 06:44 AM
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I always welcome more female posters, but please take my warning seriously that a thick skin is not just a nice thing to have, around here it's a necessity.
It took me a while to finally register here because of the madness I've seen. And I'm known to friends on other forums as a psychotic crazy bitch! But you fuckers scare me.
Posted by: nomore
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 06:48 AM
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this recent influx of 'regular chick' posters is awesome... my bestest friend said she is going to register, too. you guys better be nice if she does!
Yay! Get her on here! The reason I lurked for so long was that I was deathly afraid of you guys, haha...there are some pretty sharp tacks on here and I am still afraid if I get challanged the only thing I will come up with is "well...ummm...your mama sews socks that smell!"...seriously!
Posted by: nomore
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 06:53 AM
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I always welcome more female posters, but please take my warning seriously that a thick skin is not just a nice thing to have, around here it's a necessity.
You are definitely one of the intimidating ones because you are one of those sharp tacks. I just bow out when things get beyond my wits. I like to think but I'm not going to come off as a Sasha Grey. My husband got his masters in Philosophy (though he is an accountant now) and I am a college/vo-tech dropout. He likes to call me his 'country bumpkin'...yep, that's my story
Posted by: Gigi
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 06:55 AM
do you like doritos?
Posted by: Gigi
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 06:57 AM
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Yay! Get her on here!
yeah, i'm totally not letting her out of it now
Posted by: nomore
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 07:25 AM
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do you like doritos?
hmmm, yes I have heard great things about your recipes! You must share
but, yeah, i do like doritos!!!
Posted by: Gigi
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 07:36 AM
Posted by: Sho'nuff
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 08:08 AM
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I always welcome more female posters, but please take my warning seriously that a thick skin is not just a nice thing to have, around here it's a necessity.
The question is "How many are really chicks and how many are dudes?"
Posted by: Sho'nuff
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 08:10 AM
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Blah, blah, blah...
The part where you said you like GGG...
Blah, blah, blah...
That is teh awesome. Seriously.
Posted by: nomore
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 08:12 AM
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I always welcome more female posters, but please take my warning seriously that a thick skin is not just a nice thing to have, around here it's a necessity.
The question is "How many are really chicks and how many are dudes?"
I imagine if we were dudes we'd be stealing lesser known porn gals and using them as our own...or somethin'
I promise I have no penis! Though when I was born the doctor told my mom that I was an 'elephant'...swollen va-jay jay or something...i really hope they didn't cut anything off...maybe that explains why i'm so hairy 
Posted by: Bluecipher
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 08:27 AM
GJ wrote, "...I don't like MILF stuff unless it's Ava Devine or Danielle Derek. "
Ava Devine is a MILF? I thought she was under 30 and had no kids!
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 08:58 AM
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The question is "How many are really chicks and how many are dudes?"
Bingo. *cough-cough-care less-cough-cough*
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 09:35 AM
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this recent influx of 'regular chick' posters is awesome...
What do you think is causing it?
Now there are more guys pretending to be women to get attention.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 11:11 AM
^^ Project much?
Posted by: TonyMalice
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 03:22 PM
Alright, ladies. I just approved Gia's friend gal pal Chiiledstoli.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 03:59 PM
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Chiiledstoli
Nostrovia! 
Posted by: 3SB
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 06:39 PM
It seems I collect more than I watch lately. I still buy the same amounts, but only get around to watching maybe one movie every couple weeks.
Yeah, I like the hard stuff - Mason, Jake Malone, etc.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/09/08 10:39 PM
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I like to think but I'm not going to come off as a Sasha Grey.
Well that's a fucking relief, one less chick in the world without anal warts and who doesnt believe a Library card is the same as a Masters from Columbia is a plus.
Posted by: nomore
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/10/08 06:31 AM
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It seems I collect more than I watch lately. I still buy the same amounts, but only get around to watching maybe one movie every couple weeks.
Yeah, I like the hard stuff - Mason, Jake Malone, etc.
the shirt in the avatar is nice
Posted by: Willie D
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/10/08 06:43 AM
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It seems I collect more than I watch lately. I still buy the same amounts, but only get around to watching maybe one movie every couple weeks.
Yeah, I like the hard stuff - Mason, Jake Malone, etc.
[tritone] the shirt in the avatar is nice [/tritone]
Fixed. 
Posted by: nomore
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/10/08 07:37 AM
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It seems I collect more than I watch lately. I still buy the same amounts, but only get around to watching maybe one movie every couple weeks.
Yeah, I like the hard stuff - Mason, Jake Malone, etc.
[tritone] the shirt in the avatar is nice [/tritone]
Fixed.
fuck! pistol-whipped already?!?!?!?
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/10/08 09:10 AM
We never got an answer from Teagan on this.
Posted by: 3SB
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/10/08 06:54 PM
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It seems I collect more than I watch lately. I still buy the same amounts, but only get around to watching maybe one movie every couple weeks.
Yeah, I like the hard stuff - Mason, Jake Malone, etc.
the shirt in the avatar is nice
Thanks! A dude I know bought it for me for his birthday.
Posted by: chilledstoli
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/11/08 09:33 PM
NICE! I already got a shout-out!
Gia, is my home girl. I lurve her.
I've lurked on this site before, and don't worry, y'all can't scare this Russian Southern Belle
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As for porn tastes, um, I'll be the token lady from yawnsville here and say I like:
Storylines (I'm a writer, so I have an attention span)
One-on-One
Female Dominated, especially when they get really into humiliating the guy
MMF
Anything having to do with college kids, I wish I had been raunchier in college, dammit
Scissors scenes, for some reason, I love it. Looks enjoyable!
I do not like:
FFM (is that how you say it?)
Orgies. At all, because I can't focus
Anal, not even in gay porn, although I like bj scenes
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/11/08 09:42 PM
You are a friend of Gia's who dislikes anal scenes? What kind of Russian Southern Belle are you?
Posted by: zenman
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/11/08 09:45 PM
Koch
Posted by: chilledstoli
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/11/08 09:48 PM
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You are a friend of Gia's who dislikes anal scenes? What kind of Russian Southern Belle are you?
LOL. A friend outside of the world of porn. Our idea of a hot conversation is salivating over Marc Jacobs ads. I don't really care where her ass has been, and I don't she thinks twice about mine
But I do love her bewbs.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/12/08 12:59 AM
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You are a friend of Gia's who dislikes anal scenes? What kind of Russian Southern Belle are you?
LOL. A friend outside of the world of porn. Our idea of a hot conversation is salivating over Marc Jacobs ads. I don't really care where her ass has been, and I don't she thinks twice about mine
But I do love her bewbs.
I love your entire svelte, lean body for which I'd sell my soul to the devil. I've thought about your ass a few times, but I'm more into dudes. I'd rather watch a bunch of dudes fuck you, but your man might have a problem with that. Oh, wait...dude's kind of freaky. He'd make popcorn then make the waiter bring us all drinks. How sick is Paris Vogue this month? I love, love LOVE the goth Chanel ads and the spread of the blonde chick with the ripped wife beater barely covering her tits.
That avatar is the hotness, missy. So glad you finally joined.
Posted by: chilledstoli
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/12/08 08:12 AM
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You are a friend of Gia's who dislikes anal scenes? What kind of Russian Southern Belle are you?
LOL. A friend outside of the world of porn. Our idea of a hot conversation is salivating over Marc Jacobs ads. I don't really care where her ass has been, and I don't she thinks twice about mine
But I do love her bewbs.
I love your entire svelte, lean body for which I'd sell my soul to the devil. I've thought about your ass a few times, but I'm more into dudes. I'd rather watch a bunch of dudes fuck you, but your man might have a problem with that. Oh, wait...dude's kind of freaky. He'd make popcorn then make the waiter bring us all drinks. How sick is Paris Vogue this month? I love, love LOVE the goth Chanel ads and the spread of the blonde chick with the ripped wife beater barely covering her tits.
That avatar is the hotness, missy. So glad you finally joined.
Christ, I love Paris Vogue. Just glad they changed the cover from Julianne Moore's leg-spread cougar look. I don't want to see me-maws on the cover of Vogue, I don't care how weepy you are in movies.
That scene sounds great to me. And the man would approve. Just no anal. So wait, that limits me??
My avatar isn't me. Looks like me, but it's LiLo, my Ginger lover and my wife to be.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/12/08 07:14 PM
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You are a friend of Gia's who dislikes anal scenes? What kind of Russian Southern Belle are you?
LOL. A friend outside of the world of porn. Our idea of a hot conversation is salivating over Marc Jacobs ads. I don't really care where her ass has been, and I don't she thinks twice about mine
But I do love her bewbs.
How sick is Paris Vogue this month? I love, love LOVE the goth Chanel ads and the spread of the blonde chick with the ripped wife beater barely covering her tits.
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FUCKIN A G!!!!! 
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/12/08 08:20 PM
Chilledstoli, As part of your initiation to this community you must inform us of all your sexual wants and desires. Please list your fetishes in order of kink. Also please provide full details on past sexual experiences involving women (specifically Gia) and/or multiple partners. And lastly, of course, we'll need to see your tits.
This is for science so please be thorough.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/12/08 08:43 PM
Chilledstoli and I have never been together. As fine as she is, I'm not into chicks enough to go there. I am sometimes (extremely rarely. I think I got all my bi-curious proclivities out on film), but it's more of a mental domination thing. Homegirl here is my equal. I couldn't get with Holly either as sexy as she is. They're in the friend category.
Posted by: chilledstoli
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/12/08 09:40 PM
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Chilledstoli and I have never been together. As fine as she is, I'm not into chicks enough to go there. I am sometimes (extremely rarely. I think I got all my bi-curious proclivities out on film), but it's more of a mental domination thing. Homegirl here is my equal. I couldn't get with Holly either as sexy as she is. They're in the friend category.
Gia is the kind of girl I marry, not screw.
As far as my desires go...I like peen, preferably Irish, Jewish, English and French. I like long, romantic walks on the beach. I like it when gay men fondle my tits on our shopping sprees. It makes me hot when a prosperous man swaddles me in Oscar de la Renta. I like a guy who'll lick me and leave without any obligation.
I once dry humped my college professor on a bar stool after we shared 10 shots of tequila. That's about as perverse as I'll tell.
Posted by: Sho'nuff
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/13/08 07:18 AM
I think you will fit in fine here... lol.
Posted by: cameronkeys
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/13/08 02:18 PM
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I like it when gay men fondle my tits
I have one gay friend that LOVES LOVES LOVES my tits(what can I say..they are fabulous!!)while telling me how they are the best tits ever and he wishes I was a dude cause he would totally fuck me if I was...with the tits of course!!LOLOL
God i love my queens!!!They fucking ROCK!!!
Gay guys LOVE tits!!
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/13/08 10:37 PM
that post is useless without pictures to prove the greatness of said tits.
Posted by: cameronkeys
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 07:42 AM
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that post is useless without pictures to prove the greatness of said tits.
I cant get any to post. My computer skills suck today
Posted by: chilledstoli
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 12:52 PM
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that post is useless without pictures to prove the greatness of said tits.
I'm not showing any of your wankers my tits because no one's done shit to deserve it...I won't show my tits without getting at least 4 shots of Ruski Standard, and good luck finding some.
It's way too much work just to see a pair of 32B's.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 01:31 PM
Ok fine, you win. Just post a picture of your fire crotch instead.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 03:01 PM
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...I won't show my tits without getting at least 4 shots of Ruski Standard, and good luck finding some.
It's way too much work just to see a pair of 32B's.
Ok <Breathe Breathe Burglar> Thats the stuff that has all the snow on it's Silver/Black funky ass Label right?? And it comes in a thing that is supposed to be a box but ends up feeling like someone's cold sweaty sock because of all the snow? I love that shit.
Posted by: chilledstoli
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 04:53 PM
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...I won't show my tits without getting at least 4 shots of Ruski Standard, and good luck finding some.
It's way too much work just to see a pair of 32B's.
Ok <Breathe Breathe Burglar> Thats the stuff that has all the snow on it's Silver/Black funky ass Label right?? And it comes in a thing that is supposed to be a box but ends up feeling like someone's cold sweaty sock because of all the snow? I love that shit.
You are correct. If you're ever in NYC, I can tell you the only place I get it.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 04:55 PM
I
AM in NYC. Please tell me.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 05:08 PM
Thank you sweetie but my sister in law is visiting her folks until July 27. when she returns she wil have lots of treats for me.
I share though...where can I send a (cum)shot glass with the shit your way? I wont go, I will send my slave/Best friend jamal.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 05:21 PM
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...I won't show my tits without getting at least 4 shots of Ruski Standard, and good luck finding some.
Is Ruski Standard the same as Russian Standard, Russia's number one premium vodka (according to the ads)?
Posted by: chilledstoli
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 05:24 PM
Yes it's the same thing. The only place I can find RS is on Brighton Beach Ave, near where my babushka used to live. Like the 300 block.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 05:27 PM
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Is Ruski Standard the same as Russian Standard, Russia's number one premium vodka (according to the ads)?
Da
but you must be careful because there are many counterfeiters out there. Hang out with hot russian chicks more it helps the radar.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 05:32 PM
Weird...it's pretty easy to get over here. They've just recently done a massive ad campaign/brand launch for it.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 05:33 PM
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The only place I can find RS is on Brighton Beach Ave, near where my babushka used to live. Like the 300 block.
Uh-oh. That's Panzer territory. Still might be worth the risk.
Posted by: chilledstoli
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 05:36 PM
LOL. So worth it. Russian Vodka Room on W 52nd used to have it, but no longer...
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 05:39 PM
You don't know Panzer...
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: question for the girls of XPT - do you watch p - 07/14/08 05:41 PM
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Weird...it's pretty easy to get over here. They've just recently done a massive ad campaign/brand launch for it.
9 to 1 it is fake, made in some poor chick's bathroom by a boy friend who just wants to open his version of CHEERS. Russian people work harder than anyone.
