Having a stripper at your 15th birthday party

Oh, wait. It's your mom.
It was apparently "fueled by pills and alcohol."

sounds like an average weekend at my moms house.

...it's even worst when it's done by your grandma..trust me..

I would have loved to have been one of his friends. You're 16. Your friend's 35 year old mom is a stripper, and she's taking off her clothes.