hey Teagan
Posted by: destro
hey Teagan - 04/30/08 03:35 PM
Teagan,
your photos on your website are fucking incredible. you look amazing. please post more here, include some pics!
thanks!
Posted by: babajewey
Re: hey Teagan - 05/01/08 05:56 PM
Yes, more pics!
Teagan has the tightest body seen in porn for some time.
I know Teagan is an internet fan favorite, but I dont think she looks good at all anymore. Shes too skinny, got a bad boob job, bad nose job, only performs with her husband. She was perfect back in the day. Nice bubble butt..thats now gone. Beautiful real tits..now gone..Nice natural face..changed.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: hey Teagan - 05/03/08 03:23 PM
If you posted that here, why'd you go and start another thread with the same post?
Posted by: gonzo420
Re: hey Teagan - 05/04/08 01:42 PM
I LOVE the new skinny Teagan. She's still fucking sexy at 95lbs!
How can you not love that??
Posted by: freestylah
Re: hey Teagan - 05/04/08 02:04 PM
Is that Bobo-One's dad or older brother in the background on the left?
Posted by: static
Re: hey Teagan - 05/04/08 03:42 PM
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How can you not love that??
Posted by: destro
Re: hey Teagan - 05/04/08 03:43 PM
jesus christ what a fucking amazing looking woman
Posted by: MaxFan12
Re: hey Teagan - 05/04/08 04:00 PM
Wow!!! She is smoking hot. I didn't think she could get any hotter, she looks great. Kudos to you Teagan for the new look.
damn thats hot
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Is that Bobo-One's dad or older brother in the background on the left?
It must be a Bono-Clone-O, AKA 'Bono Two' (or 'Bono Too', if you prefer).
Also, I'm not a fan of boob jobs, but other than that, Teagan is looking damn fine.
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I'm not a fan of boob jobs, but other than that, Teagan is looking damn fine.
Ditto.
Teagan fans gotta admit that she has lost her bubble butt, although I believe that she lost it due to stress not meth. Hope she gets it back some of these days. I miss it.
Posted by: Care Less
Re: hey Teagan - 05/04/08 06:39 PM
Some galleries.
One. Two.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: hey Teagan - 05/04/08 08:50 PM
jesse ventura is her biggest fan.
I think Teagan looks AMAZING!
xoxo,
Cindi
lol
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: hey Teagan - 05/05/08 04:52 AM
What about anal?
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What about anal?
Teagan's done quite a bit of anal.
Posted by: destro
Re: hey Teagan - 05/05/08 09:35 AM
love this chick, so hot and does great butt stuff.
Posted by: gokkunfan
Re: hey Teagan - 05/05/08 09:59 AM
Skin and bones tbh..
I've gained more weight since then, & I haven't been performing with just Tyler. I've actually worked with other guys since I had announced that.
I have a movie coming out called "Oil Overload" where I do an anal scene.
Yes, I was a little too skinny @ AVN. Sorry about that guys. Not intentional.
I attached a picture from my phone from my photo shoot for "Private Dancer" magazine. It shows some weight that I've gained. I'm out of town right now & I have some NEW photos where you'll be able to tell more that I'll have to post for you guys.
Posted by: k1ng
Re: hey Teagan - 05/07/08 12:38 AM
Posted by: babajewey
Re: hey Teagan - 05/07/08 12:39 AM
Don't listen to the haters Teagan. Your face has become much more stunning since you lost your teenage babyfat.
Teagan and Jasmine Tame stand out as two porn starlets who did XPT Chat with grace and flair, and I wish Teagan all the success in the world, cuz' she is a nice, decent, and down-to-earth woman, and I hope hope the she and Jasmine Tame both make millions of dollars.
Posted by: Blink
Re: hey Teagan - 05/07/08 07:55 PM
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I have a movie coming out called "Oil Overload" where I do an anal scene.
Are you expecting any more hospital visits due to that?
http://www.teaganraw.com/news/index.php?month=10&year=2007
Posted by: gonzo420
Re: hey Teagan - 05/09/08 11:03 AM
TEAGAN!!!!
Posted by: Gigi
Re: hey Teagan - 05/09/08 11:10 AM
^^^ what's up with her nose in that picture? and her neck? wha?
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: hey Teagan - 05/09/08 11:54 AM
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Terrible lighting is to blame. Teagan is flawless.
Here's a more recent picture for you guys!!!
Posted by: freestylah
Re: hey Teagan - 05/11/08 04:29 AM
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Here's a more recent picture for you guys!!!
You look very thin in this one. Nice, but thin.
(You're not , I hope?)
Posted by: Jizz-Tastic
Re: hey Teagan - 05/11/08 04:34 AM
Teagan, gain some weight and take out the fake boobs.
U look much better when natural.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: hey Teagan - 05/11/08 04:36 AM
It's the angle the photo is taken at and STFU...she looks amazing. I like that room you're in, T.
Posted by: gonzo420
Re: hey Teagan - 05/11/08 08:08 AM
You are so fucking sexy, Teagan!!
Posted by: gokkunfan
Re: hey Teagan - 05/11/08 08:46 AM
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: hey Teagan - 05/11/08 12:14 PM
bump.
Posted by: Nugent
Re: HEY Teagan - 05/11/08 12:19 PM
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Posted by: destro
Re: HEY Teagan - 05/11/08 12:22 PM
yer retarded, she's fine
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Posted by: gokkunfan
Re: hey Teagan - 05/11/08 01:38 PM
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yer retarded, she's fine
No you can see her ribcage.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: hey Teagan - 05/11/08 02:23 PM
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No you can see her ribcage.
Barely, but that's NORMAL.
Posted by: Bornyo
Hey Teagan!! - 05/12/08 06:28 PM
There is a new Taco Bell commercial out selling their new bacon-whatevers...it has a few guys and two girls in it. The hot girl looks like you!
Check it out- though it's clear you are skipping the "fourth meal".
Posted by: babajewey
Re: hey Teagan - 05/12/08 11:39 PM
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Re: hey Teagan - 05/12/08 11:43 PM
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No you can see her ribcage.
Barely, but that's NORMAL.
In Somalia?...sure.
Posted by: Dr. Mordo
Re: hey Teagan - 05/13/08 12:46 AM
I hate to tell the ladies how hot they are, because I suspect they hear it plenty, but Teagan seemingly gets hotter every time I see her.
I don't really understand it.
I love the fake tits, and she is certainly not too skinny, but losing more weight would be ill-advised.
Posted by: soxfan1011
Re: hey Teagan - 05/13/08 07:32 PM
Teagan, now that you are getting divorced will you be doing more IR?
Hot fucking picture, I think her face is beautiful and her make up is always done perfect for her face, I love looking at her fucking.
Posted by: babajewey
Re: hey Teagan - 05/13/08 09:31 PM
Posted by: Random
Re: hey Teagan - 05/13/08 10:14 PM
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She's getting divorced? Is this new news, or did I miss something?
Posted by: soxfan1011
Re: hey Teagan - 05/14/08 05:21 AM
She just announced it yesterday I believe.
Yes, I'm getting divorced & it's new news. It's sad to say. Was really pulling for it to work out, but one person can only do & take so much.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: hey Teagan - 05/14/08 11:45 AM
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Yes, I'm getting divorced & it's new news. It's sad to say. Was really pulling for it to work out, but one person can only do & take so much.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Hopefully it'll be for the best and work out for you. Best of luck! 
Sorry, Teagan. I wish you and your kids the best.
Best wishes to you and your children, Teagan.
Posted by: zenman
Re: hey Teagan - 05/14/08 01:35 PM
Good div-whore-s
Sorry to hear that Tegan I thought you two would of been a couple that would of made it thru this crazy industry. Sorry but shit happens and sometimes its for the best. Best of luck to you, I hope its quick and not a messy one.
Posted by: destro
Re: hey Teagan - 05/14/08 03:39 PM
Teagan...
sorry to hear it. stay positive and good luck with the kids.
Thank you guys for all of the sweet replies. All I can do is focus on my family & work for support & I will make it through it. What can you do sometimes with life but just roll with the punches...
I'm glad you guys are liking the new pictures. You should see the ones with me & Jana Jordan as well for Ken Marcus. I just shot with her recently too. I posted some pictures on my myspace but those are all of the rated "g" pictures.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Sorry to hear that Teagan! I still do want to shoot you-- are you still thinking about getting your boobs redone or has that already happened?
Posted by: crumpet
Re: hey Teagan - 05/14/08 08:31 PM
Teagan, you were absolutely amazing in Oil Overload. That was easily my favorite scene in that set. You looked great in it and in your new pics are really hot.
Posted by: soxfan1011
Re: hey Teagan - 05/15/08 01:36 PM
So Teagan, will you be doing IR now? We know Tyler wasn't a fan of that.
Posted by: Care Less
Re: hey Teagan - 05/15/08 01:43 PM
Why exactly "we" would know that is beyond me.
One cliché - "Black dudes have monster cocks." - plus another one - "White guys are just jealous." - does not have to culminate in the truth as a final cliché - "She should not fuck black dudes on video. They have bigger cocks than me. I feel inadequate." -.
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I didn't know that.
I guess I'm not part of "We".
Posted by: freestylah
Re: hey Teagan - 05/16/08 04:00 AM
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I didn't know that.
I guess I'm not part of "We".
Me neither. And proud of it!
I have to say that I am really liking the latest re-invention of Teagan. Kinda like "Teagan Mark II", or are we now up to "Teagan Mark III"? She looks great and still is one of the very best porn stars when it comes to interacting with her fans.
Whilst I still like to watch her older stuff - particularly that great scene in "Teenage Anal Princess" - she has moved way beyond that stage of her career and now I don't even regard her as the same performer. But to me that is a very good thing - you get two super hot porn stars for the price of one! And like Madonna, Britney and Sybil, the entertainment value is extremely high.
Posted by: Gunker
Re: hey Teagan - 05/17/08 06:50 PM
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soxfan1011 is Tritone's rediscovered Alt-ID.
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Here's a more recent picture for you guys!!!
As you get older, you remind me of Alexa Rae facially.
BTW, you have an awesome milf cunt.
Sorry I disappeared guys I went on a little vacation Friday through Tuesday.
I'm so excited the NEW Indiana Jones movie comes out..YAYYY!
I know I'm such a nerd, I've seen all of the previous ones as well - "Raiders of the Lost Ark", "Temple of Doom", "Last Crusade" & now I will be waiting in line for the midnight showing tonight.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: hey Teagan - 05/21/08 10:02 AM
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Sorry I disappeared guys I went on a little vacation Friday through Tuesday.
I'm so excited the NEW Indiana Jones movie comes out..YAYYY!
I know I'm such a nerd, I've seen all of the previous ones as well - "Raiders of the Lost Ark", "Temple of Doom", "Last Crusade" & now I will be waiting in line for the midnight showing tonight.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Ata girl, Indy rocks!! Looks like I'm going to have to pick up the boxed set again when the new film is included.
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Sorry I disappeared guys I went on a little vacation Friday through Tuesday.
I'm so excited the NEW Indiana Jones movie comes out..YAYYY!
I know I'm such a nerd, I've seen all of the previous ones as well - "Raiders of the Lost Ark", "Temple of Doom", "Last Crusade" & now I will be waiting in line for the midnight showing tonight.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Bitch knows how to get a guy hard {snort}.
Posted by: soxfan1011
Re: hey Teagan - 05/22/08 05:14 AM
Teagan, what's the deal with the new bf? Did you at least wait to dump Tyler before you started banging him?
Of course, I didn't start dating the new guy until me & Tyler had already decided on getting a divorce. There was lots of crazy things going on @ the time, & now I'm just happy and grateful that my life has calmed down .
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: hey Teagan - 05/22/08 09:40 AM
we would be happy and grateful if you would post more pictures of you fornicating.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: hey Teagan - 05/22/08 10:01 AM
Teagan
Don't let that douche ruffle your fine feathers. He's really just the sportswami which means you must have turned down an interview on his "show". You just keep being hot and sexy and allowing strange men to fornicate with you on video and we'll keep
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: hey Teagan - 05/22/08 10:03 AM
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Teagan, what's the deal with the new bf? Did you at least wait to dump Tyler before you started banging him?
Scare her off and I'll analfistrape your mom...be forewarned.
It's okay he didn't ruffle my feathers anymore than Tyler keeps continuing to do.
It was a legitimate question.
No worries I'm here to stay..
Posted by: have2cit
Re: hey Teagan - 05/22/08 05:34 PM
Well don't let Tyler get you down then. You don't need him anyway. Just keep up the
and remember that as your fans hot naked pictures of yourself always aid in our
did you keep the ring cause it was fabulous, I would have.
Posted by: destro
Re: hey Teagan - 05/22/08 07:25 PM
Posted by: Care Less
Re: hey Teagan - 05/22/08 08:45 PM
You people hopefully have enough napkins and paper tissues handy.
Should any of the last few posters ever use "fanboy" to describe others, he/she/it shall get "nigger children rapist" tattoed on his forehead before going to prison.
That have2cit has a really short attention span was already established.
For all the other fans lacking the knowledge where to find pictures for their masturbatory need, let this thread be a first place to start.
It will need display of more than the last few posts, so the tweakers might need to figure this out.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: hey Teagan - 05/22/08 08:52 PM
Say that again I'm rolling here.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: hey Teagan - 05/23/08 04:57 AM
who is the new boyfriend?
He's not in the business.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: hey Teagan - 05/23/08 09:43 AM
Hush child. Less talk, more images of you being sodomized please.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: hey Teagan - 05/23/08 02:30 PM
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He's not in the business.
That was not the question.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: hey Teagan - 05/23/08 02:57 PM
um, yeah it was.
Gigi, just wanted to make sure Skeeter was still available.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: hey Teagan - 05/23/08 07:13 PM
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did you keep the ring cause it was fabulous, I would have.
That's just scummy.
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did you keep the ring cause it was fabulous, I would have.
That's just scummy.
why is is scummy? she's got his kid, let her sell it and take care of the kid.
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did you keep the ring cause it was fabulous, I would have.
That's just scummy.
why is is scummy? she's got his kid, let her sell it and take care of the kid.
The ring is representative of a bond. Once that bond is over, the ring is returned.
You seem to be mixing issues ... you said she should keep the ring because it was "fabulous" and that you would. There was no hint in your response of him not providing for his children or her selling it to provide for her kids.
If he owes money for the kids, she can take him to court to get him to take is responsibilities. But, it is more likely that, as the money earner, she likely would owe him in a divorce.
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did you keep the ring cause it was fabulous, I would have.
That's just scummy.
why is is scummy? she's got his kid, let her sell it and take care of the kid.
The ring is representative of a bond. Once that bond is over, the ring is returned.
You seem to be mixing issues ... you said she should keep the ring because it was "fabulous" and that you would. There was no hint in your response of him not providing for his children or her selling it to provide for her kids.
If he owes money for the kids, she can take him to court to get him to take is responsibilities. But, it is more likely that, as the money earner, she likely would owe him in a divorce.
Fatty did I really have to do all that explaining, this is porn, there is no bond. 
ps the ring was fabulous, I love material things. 
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: hey Teagan - 05/27/08 10:31 AM
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I love material things.
Almost as much as you love the drugs.
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I love material things.
Almost as much as you love the drugs.
Nope I love you and your love of hookers more than drugs on any given day Mr. Grizz
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: hey Teagan - 05/28/08 10:35 PM
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I love material things.
Almost as much as you love the drugs.
Nope I love you and your love of hookers more than drugs on any given day Mr. Grizz
Do you ever excort to feed your addiction(s)?
Well considering we were only married a year & most of that time I was preggie with no income, I doubt that I would have to owe that much money.
And No, I did not return the ring. Yes, it was a nice ring, but my dream ring is a pear cut diamond, but you can't get that ring in a small size because it looks ugly and ridiculous. So, I settled for a different shape and ring that I had liked as well. A girl can wish for a bigger ring & the perfect shape and hopefully a better marriage the next time around.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: hey Teagan - 05/29/08 09:48 AM
Teagan, the only ring you should be talking about is your O-ring. With appropriate visuals.
Posted by: Ivor Biggun
Re: hey Teagan - 05/29/08 10:02 AM
You should have married ADT Watch Guy.
Posted by: destro
Re: hey Teagan - 05/29/08 10:22 AM
hottest girl in porn, hands down.
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I love material things.
Almost as much as you love the drugs.
Nope I love you and your love of hookers more than drugs on any given day Mr. Grizz
Do you ever excort to feed your addiction(s)?
Excort Jondra no I never had to, I've always worked to maintain my addiction, I was a very functional addict, it's not secret here that I was an ex addict, my asshole and cunthole is in tact unlike yours. My family knew and I was never ostracized, I've got sooooooo much more for you and your supposedly secret life of your love of prostitutes, whores (remember you have to pay for sex) I will get you tomorrow, Im too tired now, I worked all day and Im exhausted. You've done an awful job at covering your tracks (no pun intended), I dont even have track marks, and If I didnt tell you I used in the past, you would never know.
Didn't you learn that it's the cover up that ruins you, you're not very good at it. I hide nothing, if anything I say too much, Im an open fucking book. You are not nearly as smart and quick with the come backs as you think you are my dear Mr. Grizz, you use information from 2003-4 against me, same pic from 2002, I've totally changed and transformed, unlike you, still fucking hookers.....sad, you are a sad, sad boy indeed. I pity you actually. And Im sure your mom/aunt does too that's why she/they allow you to stay with her/them. 
Until next time, keep fucking the prostitutes, I hope you cover your little willie I wouldn't want you dying of a deadly disease these whores pass along.
Keep the open space rent free for me in your head, its very endearing.
Have a pleasant evening I have to work tomorrow til 1pm then Im off to shop for my function on Saturday. Goodnite sweet sir.
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Well considering we were only married a year & most of that time I was preggie with no income, I doubt that I would have to owe that much money.
And No, I did not return the ring. Yes, it was a nice ring, but my dream ring is a pear cut diamond, but you can't get that ring in a small size because it looks ugly and ridiculous. So, I settled for a different shape and ring that I had liked as well. A girl can wish for a bigger ring & the perfect shape and hopefully a better marriage the next time around.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
That's a good girl 
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're truly one of my favorites Teagen, I noticed you on dumb Paris Hilton's tape and loved you since that scene.
And hahahahahahaha. Nice try at deleting the proof, Grizz, but you forgot about the cache pages. Here is a page from the Vancouver escort Review Board
http://www.perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=1334
This is what comes up
Now here is the cache page
http://209.85.215.104/search?q=cache:Dz9OTU-DG_gJ:www.perb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php%3Ft%3D1334+soopergrizz&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=6&gl=us
Your not very bright, are you Grizz?
Posted by: soxfan1011
Re: hey Teagan - 05/30/08 01:27 PM
Teagan, did you get a bar code tattoo yet to commemorate your first date with the new bf?
Posted by: have2cit
Re: hey Teagan - 05/30/08 04:21 PM
No swami, she got a barcode tattoo so the police could still identify her body, if you somehow managed to find her. Fucking stalker.
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A girl can wish for a bigger ring & the perfect shape and hopefully a better marriage the next time around.
Yes, a girl can Teagan dear. Stick to these ideals, because a whore just marries for the money. And I'd like to think you're better than that.
I wouldn't marry for money, it's not my style.
The barcode tattoo was Tyler's name in numbers, but it's recently been changed just like the wedding date on the back of my neck as well.
The new cover up art on my ankle was just done 2 days ago.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
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The barcode tattoo was Tyler's name in numbers, but it's recently been changed just like the wedding date on the back of my neck as well.
The new cover up art on my ankle was just done 2 days ago.
Well, that's good to hear. Who says you can't take the whore out of the whore?
And the moral of this story is...?
Don't dedicate so much of your body to fucking ink representing a false or temporary relationship.
Children maybe, but never lovers, unless it's like a 20th anniversary arrangement or something. At least then it was worthwhile. 
This is some really good shit from Earl Miller! Very toned in the tummy.
Edit: BTW, where can I find larger photos of the shot of you on this flyer? FUCK.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: hey Teagan - 05/30/08 09:43 PM
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Shut the fuck up Donny, you're out of your element. 
Posted by: soxfan1011
Re: hey Teagan - 06/01/08 08:17 PM
I don't understand why people are defending her like a bunch of ADT fan boys.
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I don't understand why people are defending her like a bunch of ADT fan boys.
I really don't see any ADT fawning.
Disagreeing with you isn't the same as fanboi-ing Teagan.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: hey Teagan - 06/01/08 08:27 PM
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I don't understand why people are defending her like a bunch of ADT fan boys.
Not everybody is an angry little prick that wants to trash the chicks they jerk off too.
Maybe you should chill out.
Maybe being nice to her and not running her off the board is just a respectful thing to do, doesn't make you a fan boi, nobody is fawning all over her and acting like idiots when she posts.
I dont see any fan boi(ing) going on either.
She's cool, I always liked her, would be a shame if she left cause of a few assholes.
Plus she has never talked out of both sides of her mouth or out her ass when she posts. In that respect she is a lot like Gia or Holly. It's the ones who say one thing then do another that everyone piles on.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 01:21 AM
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I don't understand why people are defending her like a bunch of ADT fan boys.
108 posts in three and a half years. Which person are you an alt of? Just wonderin'.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 05:19 AM
soxfan1011 =
sportswami He is a known stalker.
They reem me as well, it isn't just all lolipops, cupcakes & tea parties here on xpt which I'm sure you've already noticed. But I stand my ground, I take the punches as they come & I move on. It's not the end of the world. That's why they are being nice to me. Deal with it...
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
So let me get this straight. You married a guy and had a baby, then divorced him. Then remarried Tyler No-Wood, had another baby, and now are divorcing him. And now you have moved to the South with yet ANOTHER dude? So at this rate, you will have 15 children by the age of 38.
Why not just eliminate the middleman and adopt a boatload of Chinese babies? And as a dual benefit, you can get a bunch of Chinese symbols tattooed on your body as well! Wouldn't that be fun?
You obviously make decent money in this business. Whats wrong with just getting your own 3 bedroom apartment near a nice daycare or with a nanny, and just doing porn without the headaches, problems, abuse of a boyfriend/pimp/husband/leech?
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 11:21 AM
Teagan has two kids and a stomach like that?
That is not human.
Seriously, all I care about is her scenes. And that's all you should care about too. I'll never meet her or her family. I'll never be friends with her or her neighbor. So what she does with her life really doesn't matter to me.
Just wish her well and move on.
Now Teagan answer some questions. Any DP scenes in your future? Or IR scenes? Or blow bang scenes? Stop avoiding the real issues!!!!
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This sounds like fanboi-ing to me, which alt from ADT are you?
I don't mind someone telling me THEIR reasons for watching porn, but don't instill your reasons in others. Psycho-analyzing porn whores can be enlightening.
No, the guy I had my first child with I never married. He was my first love & had dated him on & off since I was 14. He just had no ambition in life & seemed to just want to live off of me & that is why we broke up.
Then I did marry Tyler, have a 2nd child because I was having friends who were having abortions or they were getting severely sick & were told that they couldn't have a child after they had waited for the right time to have them.
I had wanted that fulfillment of having children in my life so I chose to do it while I knew I could & them & I could be healthy while doing it.
I tried to get them to tie my tubes with this last child but they refused due to me not being 25 years old. So when 25 rolls around, I'm having the surgery.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
I was suppose to do another DP & IR because I was going to do a
"Darkside"-esque movie, but now that has been squashed due to my personal drama & having to go to court for my children, it isn't happening anytime soon.
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No, the guy I had my first child with I never married. He was my first love & had dated him on & off since I was 14. He just had no ambition in life & seemed to just want to live off of me & that is why we broke up.
Then I did marry Tyler, have a 2nd child because I was having friends who were having abortions or they were getting severely sick & were told that they couldn't have a child after they had waited for the right time to have them.
I had wanted that fulfillment of having children in my life so I chose to do it while I knew I could & them & I could be healthy while doing it.
I tried to get them to tie my tubes with this last child but they refused due to me not being 25 years old. So when 25 rolls around, I'm having the surgery.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Hear that fanbois, you only have 2 years to get into Teagan's pants!
But, you did consider abortion, right?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 12:23 PM
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I was having friends who were having abortions or they were getting severely sick & were told that they couldn't have a child after they had waited for the right time to have them.
Teagan, I'm cool with whatever choices you make, but to other girls reading this, the statement above is pure propaganda. Abortions do not make you sterile.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 12:51 PM
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Seriously, all I care about is her scenes. And that's all you should care about too. I'll never meet her or her family. I'll never be friends with her or her neighbor. So what she does with her life really doesn't matter to me.
This sounds like fanboi-ing to me, which alt from ADT are you?
I don't mind someone telling me THEIR reasons for watching porn, but don't instill your reasons in others. Psycho-analyzing porn whores can be enlightening.
Oh please. Just because I don't obsess on issues that have nothing to do with me, doesn't make me a fanboy.
And I'm right anyway so
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 12:55 PM
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I was suppose to do another DP & IR because I was going to do a
"Darkside"-esque movie, but now that has been squashed due to my personal drama & having to go to court for my children, it isn't happening anytime soon.
Wait, I take it all back. If personal issues are keeping Teagan away from a Darkside movie then I'm now interested in her personal life. That's bullshit for somebody to keep you from providing your fans with good jerkoff material.
SET TEAGAN FREE!!
Actually that brings up a interesting point. You can do anal, you can do creampies, you can do porn in general, but you can't do DP's and IR because of your ex? What's up with that?
I think the point of her post was that taking two alternating negro peni between her love canal & shitpipe wouldn't look to good in the custody hearing, you nitwit.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 02:47 PM
TeaganPresley wrote:
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...He just had no ambition in life & seemed to just want to live off of me & that is why we broke up.
Did you only find out that he had no ambition in life, after you got knocked up? What is your ambition in life? Or did his ambition in life not coincide with your career choice? Just asking.
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I tried to get them to tie my tubes with this last child but they refused due to me not being 25 years old.
There are ways of fixing this, you know. I'll spare you the details, but it's easily done.
And yes, this thread is rife with fanboism (type ADT).
Posted by: soxfan1011
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 03:46 PM
Teagan, I don't really get why the drama in your life is preventing you from doing IR. If you are filming other scenes now there is no reason you can't film an IR scene.
Are we supposed to believe that maybe part of your custody battle is that Tyler put an injunction on any IR scenes?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 03:51 PM
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Teagan, I don't really get why the drama in your life is preventing you from doing IR. If you are filming other scenes now there is no reason you can't film an IR scene.
Are we supposed to believe that maybe part of your custody battle is that Tyler put an injunction on any IR scenes?
Maybe IR or DP isn't the issue, but the fact that it's another porn movie is. She's trying to be on the straight and narrow for her case. Go back to stalking Leah Luv and Sierra Sinn. Oh, I forgot, they're retired.
Good luck with the custody battle, Teagan.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 05:33 PM
Yeah good luck with your custody battle, Teagan, and if you run into the guy above, better call security, quick. That's soxfan1011.
Swami's wearing a JM badge?
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 05:43 PM
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I was having friends who were having abortions or they were getting severely sick & were told that they couldn't have a child after they had waited for the right time to have them.
Don't people use rubbers anymore? And fuck having your tubes tied. Vasectomies are way less invasive. Or make a motherfucker wrap his shit up if he wants sex.
Due to my drama & personal life I'm choosing to not do boy/girl scenes period. It's not just IR or DP specifically.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
I want a vasectomy but they typically don't do that unless you have other medical problems is what I was told.
I'm sure several abortions can't make you not get pregnant, but I've had many problems with my ovaries & so forth as well.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Posted by: zenman
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 08:34 PM
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Due to my drama & personal life I'm choosing to not do boy/girl scenes period. It's not just IR or DP specifically.
Judges love IR and DP.
Posted by: Bill Hicks
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 08:39 PM
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I want a vasectomy but they typically don't do that unless you have other medical problems is what I was told.
Vasectomies are an elective surgery for guys. You've been fed a lot of misinformation.
Yes for men but I don't think women.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
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Yes for men but I don't think women.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Women don't get vasectomies, Teagan.
I know it's a different name for women I was just being too lazy to look up the proper name for it. I think isn't it hysterectomy. I'm delirious on how tired I am
Sorry about that..
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 10:09 PM
I was saying that MEN should get fixed if anybody should; it just chaps my ass when a guy will bitch about birth control knowing that he could have a snip and be back at work the same fucking day( or god forbid wear a condom) but would rather have his woman endure a major medical procedure because he's too queasy/insecure to have his pee-pee clipped. I still don't understand all these unwanted/unplanned pregnancies of late though. Are we living in Haiti or something? Don't people fucking know how babies are made?
Posted by: Cum Stains
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 10:15 PM
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I know it's a different name for women I was just being too lazy to look up the proper name for it. I think isn't it hysterectomy. I'm delirious on how tired I am
Sorry about that..
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Tubal Ligation = getting tubes tied.
A hysterectomy is when they take out your uterus.
I know what tubal ligation is because that's what I tried to get done. I thought that the previous poster had implied for me to get the organs taken out. Like I said before I'm delirious from filling out paperwork for my divorce. It's alot.
Sorry for the misunderstanding so much on my part.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 10:46 PM
please leave your body be.We like it. Take care of it.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: hey Teagan - 06/02/08 11:15 PM
Can we get this thread back to the important issues.
Namely, How fucking hot is this picture?
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: hey Teagan - 06/03/08 12:16 AM
It's those leggings...
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I was saying that MEN should get fixed if anybody should
That's great if she's in one long term relationship. The guy would be a complete dick if he wouldn't consider it.
But ... If she's bouncing from guy to guy ...
Teagan: I would suggest you go to a reputable gynecologist and talk to her/him.
I would think options such as IUDs would be better than getting your tubes tied. I saw one advertised on TV today that was for 5 years or something.
Just stay away from men for a few years, Teagan - we are all bad news!!
Invest in some good vibrating toys and some soft-skinned friends that know how to wield a strap-on.
Get yourself a real feral bitch of a divorce lawyer,
and once the dust settles you can get back to riding those ponies
- white, black, yellow or fucking purple polka-dotted for all I care.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: hey Teagan - 06/03/08 11:33 AM
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Due to my drama & personal life I'm choosing to not do boy/girl scenes period. It's not just IR or DP specifically.
Could you explain what you mean by "my drama & personal life"? Is it just the divorce? What is the real drama (if there is any)?
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: hey Teagan - 06/03/08 11:45 AM
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Could you explain what you mean by "my drama & personal life"? Is it just the divorce? What is the real drama (if there is any)?
Man, you gotta back off a bit. She doesn't have to divulge any more of her motives to you, than TMFR does to Tritone. Just let incredibly hot whore get a post or two in without getting read the riot act.
I'm just glad she's posting here at all...much better than the usual ilk, present female regs excluded.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: hey Teagan - 06/03/08 02:22 PM
Vizz, I'm not demanding an answer. I just asked if she could explain some things. If she chooses not to, that's ok with me.
I am, however, of the opinion that if you use "drama & personal life" as your reasons not to do some things, you risk being called upon it. That goes for me, for you and for Teagan as well.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: hey Teagan - 06/04/08 05:04 AM
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I am, however, of the opinion that if you use "drama & personal life" as your reasons not to do some things, you risk being called upon it. That goes for me, for you and for Teagan as well.
If that's your opinion then you're entitled to it, but others may not share it and therefore don't feel the need to divulge their personal drama on a porn board to strangers.
Posted by: gonzo420
Re: hey Teagan - 06/04/08 09:46 AM
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Due to my drama & personal life I'm choosing to not do boy/girl scenes period. It's not just IR or DP specifically.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Say it ain't so, Teagan. 
I hope you get eveything worked out, but that definetly sucks if I read that right.
I can't' really talk about it due to pending circumstances and out of respect for the other party. I need to have some class in handling this situation or it could hurt me. I'm sorry.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
But you can still show us solo pictures of your spread pussy & ass, right?
Of course & I'm attaching a photo with this post
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: hey Teagan - 06/04/08 11:35 AM
Posted by: freestylah
Re: hey Teagan - 06/04/08 01:41 PM
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I can't' really talk about it due to pending circumstances and out of respect for the other party. I need to have some class in handling this situation or it could hurt me. I'm sorry.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
Decent answer, thank you. And thanks for the pic and good luck with the 'circumstances'.
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I can't' really talk about it due to pending circumstances and out of respect for the other party. I need to have some class in handling this situation or it could hurt me. I'm sorry.
xox
Teagan
http://teaganraw.com
I truly do wish you the best of luck and she is doing the right thing people, all her business is none of ours. 
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she is doing the right thing people, all her business is none of ours.
If we followed this "rule", this board would die.
Posted by: freestylah
Re: hey Teagan - 06/05/08 05:02 AM
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I truly do wish you the best of luck and she is doing the right thing people, all her business is none of ours.
How the hell do you know? And what looks like 'the right thing' to you, could mean something completely different to someone else. You're talking in absolutisms (again).
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I truly do wish you the best of luck and she is doing the right thing people, all her business is none of ours.
How the hell do you know? And what looks like 'the right thing' to you, could mean something completely different to someone else. You're talking in absolutisms (again).
She says she cant talk about certain things, from work I know that is the "right" thing you dont talk about certain things or do certain things when you have family court issues, you dont put out more to make things harder on your part, thats all I know, I dont fucking know what else shes doing and I really dont give a fuck, I just hope she does well and I dont want to see an ex suitcase pimp whether married him or not try to fuck her over. Absolutisms schmizims.
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Of course & I'm attaching a photo with this post
Good whore!
Sorry I disappeared guys, I had Erotica La & then came home for 8 hours & left for Shreveport, Louisiana to Feature Dance. This week I'm headed to the "Harem" club in New Jersey & the weekend after that I go to New Orleans.
Harem Club? That sounds like a camel jockey paradise in South Plainfield or sometin'.
Have fun in the garbage state. Wish I was still local.
Posted by: JasonH
Re: hey Teagan - 06/17/08 01:02 PM
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Teagan, I'm cool with whatever choices you make, but to other girls reading this, the statement above is pure propaganda. Abortions do not make you sterile.
I think they do if the coat hanger punctures your uterus.
Hey gorgeous, Don't forget about me. You said we could do a story together, and I'm looking forward to talking to you! Please send me an e-mail when you get a chance.
Writercindi@aol.com Teagan would look great on the cover of Xcitement Mag & .com! Don't you guys agree?
xoxo,
Cindi
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: hey Teagan - 06/27/08 01:50 AM
Teagan is this really you?
i always knew Teagans husband was no good. Now gain some weight and youll be right back to where you were.
Fuck that, she's tight w/ big tits. She's in excellent shape.
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: hey Teagan - 06/27/08 10:25 PM
It's sad but true. It looks like she has a burst bubonic plague pustule on her shoulder.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: hey Teagan - 06/27/08 10:45 PM
Teagan, as a fan, STOP WITH THE TATTOO'S RIGHT NOW!!!! You are going to turn around one day and look like Janine and regret it.
Posted by: zenman
Re: hey Teagan - 06/28/08 01:33 AM
Whores are teh stoopid.
Teagan, Im not feeling the dramatic weight loss and the tattoos. Get back to how you were hun.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: hey Teagan - 06/28/08 07:38 PM
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i'm hanging that picture on my refrigerator when the children aren't home. that is absolute fucking perfection.
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: hey Teagan - 06/28/08 07:40 PM
Hang it on the fridge when they are home. Give them something to aspire to. It's important that youngsters have goals.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: hey Teagan - 06/28/08 07:43 PM
i'm sure my oldest would appreciate that picture in a few more years.
Cindi don't worry just email me a private message through here and I'll give you my contact e-mail to set something up.
xox
Teagan
Yes that is me and my new tattoo. It's the japanese golden flower and symbolizes, "Strength". It's not finished though. It still needs to be colored in and don't worry I won't go crazy and have full sleeves like Janine.
As far as the picture from me feature dancing, I have gained a considerable amount of weight. In January @ AVN I was still regaining my strength after my very serious stomach infection and I was only 91 lbs. (which was better because @ Christmas I was 90.6) and I'm sure that the stress I had @ the time didn't help with my weight gain in the past before either.
Now I'm 103 lbs. Which is what I was when I was in my gonzo prime days in 2004. And I've officially got my butt back. I'll have to post a better picture for you guys considering that was taken mid booty shake while I was feature dancing, you may not be able to notice it as much, but I do think there is a vast difference than before.
I just got my boobs redone on this past Tuesday - July 1st. They had capsulated like my 1st pair due to not breastfeeding and now I'm not having anymore plastic surgery because they are PERFECT!!! They are more natural looking now and not as high up on my chest and now there's no gap in between them.
xox
Teagan
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: hey Teagan - 07/07/08 07:16 PM
Pretend this is a mini interview, and I am not luke ford but a semi drunk crippled pervert driving his wheelchair erratically while offering you a shot of grey goose and a pretzel:
1) How important are looks when you consider a guy?
2) Do you want the guy to be totally mesmerized by your beauty, thinking only of splooging into your open mouth while you gaze up at him with your gorgeous eyes? Or do you want him to respect you for your mind, Like Madonna wants all her male fans to do?
3) Who do you like better, Snoopy or Winnie the pooh? Also, do you swallow or spit?
4) Which site do you prefer, XPT or ADT? And what color are your toenails painted right now?
5) The consensus here at XPT amongst male posters (i.e. Jerker-off'rs) is that you are the hottest chick ever to post here. I personally would only rank Holly above you...question: Would you like to see Holly do porn? Would you do a Double Dildo scene with Holly? I think its safe to say it would be the top selling scene of all time...like ever.
5-1/2: What did you have for Breakfast? Also, do you find it more romantic if a guy serves you breakfast in Bed, or just wakes up and jerks off into your mouth? Or is that a toss up?
Teagan, ive read your posts. You have a lot of problems. deadbeat dads, problems with your tits, your ass, your weight loss, anal/no anal, divorces, custody fights, problems with your contract, an ugly tattoo. what gives?
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: hey Teagan - 07/07/08 08:38 PM
"What gives?" Are you serious? She's a porn whore. They aren't exactly models of stability, good judgment, reliability and consistency.
I like Teagan and am more than happy to jerk off to her scenes, but I have no illusions that she is anything other than a porn whore. Pull your head out of your ass, dude.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: hey Teagan - 07/07/08 08:41 PM
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i'm hanging that picture on my refrigerator when the children aren't home. that is absolute fucking perfection.
Werd...
Wormer, you place the whores on a pedastal, and from their perch they rain down FAIL on you and all the fanbois.
Never expect more than a whore can deliver Mr Wormer.
Ohh.. and Fucken deal with it.
No, It's just been one of those years when you have alot of things and drama going on. I've had other years that were easy, breezy. We all have years like this just probably on different topics.
xox
Teagan
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Pretend this is a mini interview, and I am not luke ford but a semi drunk crippled pervert driving his wheelchair erratically while offering you a shot of grey goose and a pretzel:
1) How important are looks when you consider a guy?
2) Do you want the guy to be totally mesmerized by your beauty, thinking only of splooging into your open mouth while you gaze up at him with your gorgeous eyes? Or do you want him to respect you for your mind, Like Madonna wants all her male fans to do?
3) Who do you like better, Snoopy or Winnie the pooh? Also, do you swallow or spit?
4) Which site do you prefer, XPT or ADT? And what color are your toenails painted right now?
5) The consensus here at XPT amongst male posters (i.e. Jerker-off'rs) is that you are the hottest chick ever to post here. I personally would only rank Holly above you...question: Would you like to see Holly do porn? Would you do a Double Dildo scene with Holly? I think its safe to say it would be the top selling scene of all time...like ever.
5-1/2: What did you have for Breakfast? Also, do you find it more romantic if a guy serves you breakfast in Bed, or just wakes up and jerks off into your mouth? Or is that a toss up?
I petition: Bring back 10 Questions with Da Burglar!!
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"What gives?" Are you serious? She's a porn whore. They aren't exactly models of stability, good judgment, reliability and consistency.
I like Teagan and am more than happy to jerk off to her scenes, but I have no illusions that she is anything other than a porn whore. Pull your head out of your ass, dude.
The guy is fucking screw loose. Either he's Teagan's ex himself, or some dipshit white-knighter that hopes he can be Teagan's nex' baby daddy.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: hey Teagan - 07/08/08 12:19 AM
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I petition: Bring back 10 Questions with Da Burglar!!
Thanks for that endorsement Mr Schitt ...As Holly Randall can attest, however, I am NO LUKE FORD. But If others speak out or make similar requests, I will try another go around as the "Porn Interviewer With No Agenda, No Interest and No need for gratuitous Blow Jobs or Money from the Girls I am interviewing because, well, I am Da Burglar.... 
"
Here is who I will put on my initial Target list to interview:
Teagan (for real)...someone direct Teagan to all the interviews I did so she knows its not just the "conflicted fan boy parody questions" I typed above in a half hearted attempt to get Teagan to tell us whether she really swallows or not! 
She's the hottest chick here, like, EVER. After Holly of course....
Gia Jordan: I never interviewed Gia, because at the time I was doing all these 10 questions with every other porn chick, I had just been a TOTAL fucking dick/douchebag to Gia (with the help, a LOT of help actually, from a certain evil little witch who shall be nameless, but NOT beakless...In fact when I did the little witch's 10 questions, I should have called it "The BLAH WITCH PROJECT") So I never did Gia. I would love to do her now though...Holly and Teagan may be the most beautiful, but Gia is the best All around female poster here ever, when you factor in all qualities like intelligence, wit, industry knowledge, Hottness, nastiness, sluttiness, etc. Gia's picture of her straining to gobble a load of cum from a creep dick that just pulled out of her is the hottest picture ever posted on XPT. I have a special set of modified 10 Questions to ask Baby G if she consents to do them.
Holly Randall part 2: We now have a cleaner, sober, more beautiful Holly to dote upon. It has been 2 years, lets see what has changed in Holly.
GiGi: Another non-porn chick "porn chick" we all want to know whether she eats cum because it tastes great, or is less filling than the shit inside a twinkie or Haagen Daz (Das?)
Pretty: Still being the best whore she can be...effort deserves recognition.
Cameron Keys: If only because she is another one of the FEW females with the stones to post here...
Jeff's wife Sandy...wouldnt that be a fucking coup and a half?? Jeff if you read this, ask the wife if she will answer 10 questions from me.
Anyone else with suggestions on which chicks I should splooge with 10 of my questions, list them here.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: hey Teagan - 07/08/08 05:05 AM
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Posted by: Anonymous
Re: hey Teagan - 07/08/08 05:33 AM
I second Jack's request and nominate a post-anal Sunny Lane to be interviewed on fashion, family (
) and fucking. Will think of some other names after I'm caffeinated.
Posted by: Vizzle
Re: hey Teagan - 07/08/08 06:43 AM
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I second Jack's request and nominate a post-anal Sunny Lane to be interviewed on fashion, family ( ) and fucking. Will think of some other names after I'm caffeinated.
That's a "yay" for me as well. I wanna know how the redhead-sped's browneye is faring these days.
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: hey Teagan - 07/08/08 06:55 PM
Regardless of how Teagan further destroys her body and appearance, the Teagan in my mind's eye will always be the Teagan of the Up Your Ass #22 BTS.
Oh shit, what a transformation, she still is one of the most beautiful women in the industry, but that is how I remember her the first time I ever saw her w/Eric Everhard where he made her scoop out his cum in her pussy and eat it, she looked like she was about to puke right there.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: hey Teagan - 07/09/08 03:38 PM
I think Teagan looks great either way, and the nose job really did bring out her features more. I'd like mine re-done and need to know who your md was, Teag.
Posted by: zenman
Re: hey Teagan - 07/09/08 03:46 PM
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I think Teagan looks great either way, and the nose job really did bring out her features more. I'd like mine re-done and need to know who your md was, Teag.
Did you have it done while you were in the business?!? 
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: hey Teagan - 07/09/08 03:52 PM
No. Way before like in 1999. It wasn't bad before. It had a slight hump like Teagan's. Afterward, I looked even younger and my eyes didn't have that tired look.
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No. Way before like in 1999. It wasn't bad before. It had a slight hump like Teagan's. Afterward, I looked even younger and my eyes didn't have that tired look.
I sooooo want one too, I hate my fucking huge nose, I told my friend to break it so I could get it paid by my insurance, I would totally take a fucking blast to the nose just to get a new one. 
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: hey Teagan - 07/09/08 04:13 PM
Dood, if you have any breathing problem or whatever, insurance will cover fully or partial. Find out and do it. Recovery is nothing. Though, I did notice the week I walked around the rich mall with the cast on my nose, no one looked twice and I saw other people with nose jobs. BUT when I went to the ghetto mall, people asked what happened.
OK, back to TEAGAN. Just trying to say she picked her docs well. Hope the new bewbs heal fast so we can see them.
Shit is I have no breathing problems or anything wrong w/my nose, even after 10 years of sniffing drugs, I still have no issues w/my nose other than the size of it.
But yes back to Teagan, Im excited about seeing the new boobies also.
Posted by: tenley
Re: hey Teagan - 07/09/08 05:47 PM
My bad; no offense meant.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: 5000 posts - 07/09/08 05:55 PM
Celebrating post counts is gay. PLease change the title back to Teagan's original title.
Posted by: tenley
Re: hey Teagan - 07/09/08 05:57 PM
True, not as gay as barebacking but still pretty gay.
Posted by: aminkia
Re: hey Teagan - 07/09/08 09:01 PM
Just saw this movie you made pre tat, "Oil overload" by Jules Jordan; Teagan you just graduated to major
material, the ass pounding and face slapping is just amazing, the scene is so hot I would nominate it for best anal scene of the year at the next AVN award you are a sex godess...
P.S if you ever come up here in Montreal as a feature dancer, let me know, I would not want to miss that.
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I think Teagan looks great either way, and the nose job really did bring out her features more. I'd like mine re-done and need to know who your md was, Teag.
A year out of porn whoredom, G, and you can afford such luxuries without the assistance of a sugar daddy?
Now THAT's a whore with brains!
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: hey Teagan - 07/10/08 08:47 PM
Just what does Gia do for work anyway? Does taking party pics for AVN pay that much?
Gia, are you doing gay privates? Huh tranny fucker? You doing gay privates?!?
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: hey Teagan - 07/11/08 02:48 AM
Ok well since this thread has been hijacked I am going for the ride too.
First, asking a whore, ex-porn or otherwise, whether she does "privates" is stupid. The answer is going to be "no" whether she does or does not...especially with one as sharp as Gia. It's obvious she is not the typical ho hellbent on spending every cent as fast as she can, she is frugal (I hate that word but its appropriate))and less-lazy than most whores. Plus, she may be smart enough to pull off the Medically Necessary ruse of having Breathing problems and getting that super cheap insurance she has to pay for it. And she would never doa "private" as it were...."Dinner-Date-Dancing-Museum First, and THEN we can discuss my holes availabilty..." I could see happening with the right sort if you have the means and are not boring. But just showing up to blow some 45 year old overweight Software tester with 1200 bucks who has trouble expressing himself verbally with women is not Gia's bag.
Second, Gia, why theeee fuck do you want to mess with your nose anyway? Ok whatever, if you really cant stand looking at yourself then fine, slice away, but I am positive when I say it will not impact your sploogeableness to any noticeable degree and could in fact, fuck it up. Use the $$ to Gobble up a foreclosed house.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: hey Teagan - 07/11/08 03:01 AM
Guys, I'm not trying to Padova this thread, so let's keep it back on TEAGAN. I'm older than dirt, so I've had plenty of years to save money and not just in porn. This month, in addition to AVN, I've shot for a few more mags. I'd love The Lady T to model for me one day.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: hey Teagan - 07/11/08 10:10 AM
Geez guys lighten up. I thought the fact that I was asking about "gay privates" and "tranny fucker" made it obvious that I was kidding.
How does a female do gay privates?
That being said, Teagan are you doing gay privates? Huh? Don't avoid the question tranny fucker!!! I make money, I fuck hot chicks, U R just gellus!!
Nope sorry no gay privates for me. Sorry to disappoint. I don't get along with very many girls let alone I don't think I'd be able to put up with a girl that I don't care for in order to fuck them
...haha
xox
Teagan
I could totally see G doing an awesome shoot for T.
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: hey Teagan - 07/12/08 08:26 PM
I know now all I have to do is come back to Cali for it to happen.
xox
Teagan
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: hey Teagan - 07/14/08 10:27 AM
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Nope sorry no gay privates for me.
What about regular privates - I mean a gal's got bills to pay...
Posted by: Fenris
Re: hey Teagan - 07/14/08 04:57 PM
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I think Teagan looks great either way, and the nose job really did bring out her features more. I'd like mine re-done and need to know who your md was, Teag.
For Christ sakes Gia, the only doctor you need seeing is a psychiatrist, because you were hot, are hot and will always be hot. Why are you hot? Cause you're a smarty pants. Smart Girls = Hot. Also, you got a bitchin body, but the quick wit and cruel tongue make you a keeper. If you could do stand up comedy I'd open a church in your name. Communion would be a blast.
I honestly swear to fucking god, plastic surgery should be outlawed except in cases of severe physical deformity and major fucking injuries. It tends to just destroy what was already beautiful and unique.
Fenris
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Re: hey Teagan - 07/14/08 05:02 PM
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I think Teagan looks great either way, and the nose job really did bring out her features more. I'd like mine re-done and need to know who your md was, Teag.
For Christ sakes Gia, the only doctor you need seeing is a psychiatrist, because you were hot, are hot and will always be hot. Why are you hot? Cause you're a smarty pants. Smart Girls = Hot. Also, you got a bitchin body, but the quick wit and cruel tongue make you a keeper. If you could do stand up comedy I'd open a church in your name. Communion would be a blast.
I honestly swear to fucking god, plastic surgery should be outlawed except in cases of severe physical deformity and major fucking injuries. It tends to just destroy what was already beautiful and unique.
Fenris
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: hey Teagan - 07/14/08 05:02 PM
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For Christ sakes Gia, the only doctor you need seeing is a psychiatrist, because you were hot, are hot and will always be hot. Why are you hot? Cause you're a smarty pants. Smart Girls = Hot. Also, you got a bitchin body, but the quick wit and cruel tongue make you a keeper. If you could do stand up comedy I'd open a church in your name. Communion would be a blast.
I honestly swear to fucking god, plastic surgery should be outlawed except in cases of severe physical deformity and major fucking injuries. It tends to just destroy what was already beautiful and unique.
Fenris
+2 and then some
1) How important are looks when you consider a guy?
Well, considering that some of my boyfriends haven't always been that cute. I think that speaks a lot. I don't like guys that are manscaped. I like them a little more rough around the edges and dirty.
2) Do you want the guy to be totally mesmerized by your beauty, thinking only of splooging into your open mouth while you gaze up at him with your gorgeous eyes? Or do you want him to respect you for your mind, Like Madonna wants all her male fans to do?
Can't I have both. But he can respect my mind after he cums in my mouth. Let him get his fun first.
3) Who do you like better, Snoopy or Winnie the pooh? Also, do you swallow or spit?
I love Winnie the Pooh better. Are you kidding me why would I spit. I don't spit in a normal way in life. I'd rather swallow it down.
4) Which site do you prefer, XPT or ADT? And what color are your toenails painted right now?
It depends on what mood I'm in. If I'm in the mood for more mellow criticism then ADT, if I'm in the mood to be put in my place XPT. But lately , I've been coming to XPT more than I have ADT.
5) The consensus here at XPT amongst male posters (i.e. Jerker-off'rs) is that you are the hottest chick ever to post here. I personally would only rank Holly above you...question: Would you like to see Holly do porn? Would you do a Double Dildo scene with Holly? I think its safe to say it would be the top selling scene of all time...like ever.
Are you kidding me??..Have you seen Holly's default picture lately. Tell me who wouldn't do her..And let me club them over the head.
5-1/2: What did you have for Breakfast? Also, do you find it more romantic if a guy serves you breakfast in Bed, or just wakes up and jerks off into your mouth? Or is that a toss up?
I tend to not have breakfast or if I do, it's @ 4am and still up from the night before. How about the best of both worlds, He can jerk off into my mouth and then I can go brush my teeth and we can go eat considering sometimes your tummy doesn't always like just having it empty sitting full of cum and nothing else. It's like taking pills on an empty stomach, it's bound to upset your tummy sooner or later.
P.S: There are some new pictures of my boobs unveiled @:
http://genesisonline.com
I am perfect for you- not great looking and I enjoy Ace Ventura. I will say I am poor though, so no watch
Damn Teagan you look absoultely fucking perfect, kinda fake in a way cause its so perfect. You truly are a beautiful woman. Much love to you and I really do wish you the best regarding court and your troubles, I do hope you win everything. Im not religious, kinda spiritual though, but I do pray and will keep you in my prayers.
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4) Which site do you prefer, XPT or ADT? And what color are your toenails painted right now?
It depends on what mood I'm in. If I'm in the mood for more mellow criticism then ADT, if I'm in the mood to be put in my place XPT. But lately , I've been coming to XPT more than I have ADT.
This speaks volumes that while we don't have quantity of whores @ XPT, we indeed have quality!
I dunno about the tits though, they look too 'rock hard'.
Posted by: gonzo420
Re: hey Teagan - 07/21/08 04:41 PM
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5) The consensus here at XPT amongst male posters (i.e. Jerker-off'rs) is that you are the hottest chick ever to post here.
Uhh let's not get ahead of ourselves..I think Jenna Haze has posted here on XPT a few times. Although Teagan is almost as hot, i think Jenna is a better.
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4) Which site do you prefer, XPT or ADT? And what color are your toenails painted right now?
It depends on what mood I'm in. If I'm in the mood for more mellow criticism then ADT, if I'm in the mood to be put in my place XPT. But lately , I've been coming to XPT more than I have ADT.
This speaks volumes that while we don't have quantity of whores @ XPT, we indeed have quality!
I dunno about the tits though, they look too 'rock hard'.
You're not talking about her new boobs, are you?
And thanks for the compliment, Teagan. 
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5) The consensus here at XPT amongst male posters (i.e. Jerker-off'rs) is that you are the hottest chick ever to post here.
Uhh let's not get ahead of ourselves..I think Jenna Haze has posted here on XPT a few times. Although Teagan is almost as hot, i think Jenna is a better.
Your fanboi avatar speaks volumes to loyalty for Jenna, but I grossly disagree. That is, your dedicated fanboi opinion means nothing (like that ADT fucktard, PurpleHayes).
While both are equally strokeworthy, Teagan is way more social on the board than Jenna, which is brownie points on my scale.
Yes, Holly, I was talking about her new tits. They look rock hard, yet still volumous enough to fondle & play with like a schoolboy addicted to a stress toy. Either way, please tell me you've shot her already?
Posted by: gonzo420
Re: hey Teagan - 07/21/08 07:30 PM
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Your fanboi avatar speaks volumes to loyalty for Jenna, but I grossly disagree. That is, your dedicated fanboi opinion means nothing (like that ADT fucktard, PurpleHayes).
While both are equally strokeworthy, Teagan is way more social on the board than Jenna, which is brownie points on my scale.
Thanks for your kind words. I agree Teagan is more social on here, but Jenna has only recently started posting on xpt. They are indeed both equally strokeworthy, but I think Jenna is hotter. We will just have to agree to disagree.
Your avatar is still fucking gay.
Did you scan the $20 Polaroid that was taken with her from a local titty bar appearance, or what?
Otherwise, Jenna's a good whore.
Posted by: gonzo420
Re: hey Teagan - 07/21/08 08:35 PM
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Your avatar is still fucking gay.
Did you scan the $20 Polaroid that was taken with her from a local titty bar appearance, or what?
Otherwise, Jenna's a good whore.
Your opinion is fucking worthless to me.
How many times have you met Jenna? Or even Teagan for that matter? Let me guess. NONE
The # of posts that you have tells me exactly what kind of 'Fucktard' you are. Not much of a life, huh?
HAHAHA!!
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Yes, Holly, I was talking about her new tits. They look rock hard, yet still volumous enough to fondle & play with like a schoolboy addicted to a stress toy. Either way, please tell me you've shot her already?
I booked her for the first week of August. I'll feel 'em up and let you know.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: hey Teagan - 07/22/08 05:49 AM
Hey Gonzo? We get it. You like Jenna Haze. Nothing wrong with that...
Except when every single time you post it's to do battle with anyone who fails to acknowledge your fav as the top chick in Porn. That's called being a fanboi.
There's a place for that, but it's not here. I hear you can get a good deal on watches over there, as well.
But, beyond that, Jenna's OK in my book. Carry on.
Posted by: Browser
Re: hey Teagan - 07/22/08 06:52 AM
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I'll feel 'em up and let you know.
Please have someone take pics when you do.
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Your opinion is fucking worthless to me.
How many times have you met Jenna? Or even Teagan for that matter? Let me guess. NONE
The # of posts that you have tells me exactly what kind of 'Fucktard' you are. Not much of a life, huh?
HAHAHA!!
Nice PM, fag.
Feeling a little butthurt?
Yes, I have taken pictures of Teagan in the past, outside of the usual convention atmosphere. It's been a few years, and nothing pro, but I'm proud of it considering it was totally impromptu & lacked a shit-ton of sufficient lighting.
bump
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As far as the picture from me feature dancing, I have gained a considerable amount of weight
What is feature dancing? Is it the same as stripping?
Teagan Feature Dancing - Shreveport
Shouldn't you be at least >5'5" for a dancer?
Posted by: Fuk Yo Mama
Re: hey Teagan - 10/28/09 05:57 PM
It's hard to believe that some people aren't into Teagan anymore. These are candid pics and she is pretty damn hot.
http://www.deviancexxx.com/Club390/index.htmlEnd ADT fanboi session.
Maybe it is the Janine Lindemulder-ish tats and the bolt-ons. She seemed so fresh and natural when she entered porn valley.
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: hey Teagan - 10/28/09 06:29 PM
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It's hard to believe that some people aren't into Teagan anymore.
Present company not included.
I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.
Me, too. Hell, I would hit Janine in a heartbeat, but IMO Teagan's tats and bolt-ons have detracted from, not enhanced, her appeal.
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: hey Teagan - 10/28/09 10:07 PM
There is no doubt that she is a hot piece of ass, but she transitioned herself, via plastic surgery, into a run of the mill whore. No whore can stay 18 and fresh for ever, but I think she changed too much, too quick.
Posted by: destro
Re: hey Teagan - 10/29/09 07:50 AM
that broad still gives me boners... good whore.
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: hey Teagan - 10/29/09 07:51 AM
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Your avatar is still fucking gay.
Did you scan the $20 Polaroid that was taken with her from a local titty bar appearance, or what?
Otherwise, Jenna's a good whore.
Your opinion is fucking worthless to me.
How many times have you met Jenna? Or even Teagan for that matter? Let me guess. NONE
The # of posts that you have tells me exactly what kind of 'Fucktard' you are. Not much of a life, huh?
HAHAHA!!
Little gonzo twink boy,
You are fucking with the wrong person here. I know for a fact that he has some great shots of this bitch. So back the fuck off. I am fucking serious as hell.You want to fuck with me, you want to fuck wiith Eric, bring it the fuck on.
Get your nigra ass back to the trailor park and shut the fuck up.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: hey Teagan - 10/29/09 08:13 AM
I have an idea ! Why don't both of you shut the fuck up with all this racist bullshit or go somewhere else. It's getting pretty fucking old !
Posted by: have2cit
Re: hey Teagan - 10/29/09 08:18 AM
She is looking better, not the tats or the bolt-ons, but she doesn't look like she's allergic to food anymore.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: hey Teagan - 10/29/09 08:20 AM
No complaints from me. I dig her more than ever.
Posted by: backdoorman
Re: hey Teagan - 10/29/09 08:21 AM
She looks damned good IMO. Is she still doing GG only since she has a boyfriend ?
Posted by: Smokey
Re: hey Teagan - 10/29/09 09:12 AM
i never laugh harder then when Deladoofus plays tough guy.
What a fucking tool. You make Eric look like a well adjusted normal guy. Guys like you get beat up on a consistent basis not because you are a fucking loser, but because you think you are some sort of bad ass lol
Sorry, I just wet myself reading your post.
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: hey Teagan - 10/29/09 11:57 AM
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Little gonzo twink boy,
You are fucking with the wrong person here. I know for a fact that he has some great shots of this bitch. So back the fuck off. I am fucking serious as hell.You want to fuck with me, you want to fuck wiith Eric, bring it the fuck on.
Get your nigra ass back to the trailor park and shut the fuck up.
Bwahaha!
Posted by: Opus
Re: hey Teagan - 10/29/09 12:58 PM
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: hey Teagan - 10/29/09 01:34 PM
obvious fake. Every piece of info fails to match Teagan. Height difference is 9"!!
Several of the other pics are lifted from other websites as well.
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: hey Teagan - 10/29/09 01:35 PM
Probably just pulling a bait and switch. Those are old pics, no tats.
Damn! Since when is my name "Estelle". Gosh, they could have picked a sexier or cuter name than that if they were going to steal my "Penthouse Pet" photos for an escort ad.
xox
Hell, you know if I was escorting, there would be people on here ASAP calling my ass out. It's happened lots of times on Craigslist ,people claiming to be me. I've actually called the numbers before & talked to the so called "Pimp" on the phone & they hung up on me & later that day took down the ad.
So, are you guys happy that I got my ass back or what? If not, then fuck off. Just kidding. You know I'm just giving you guys shit just as much as you give.
xox
Teagan
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: hey Teagan - 10/31/09 02:12 AM
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Damn! Since when is my name "Estelle". Gosh, they could have picked a sexier or cuter name than that if they were going to steal my "Penthouse Pet" photos for an escort ad.
xox
Your name could be Bubba Sparxxx and it wouldn't matter a bit.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: hey Teagan - 11/01/09 05:22 AM
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Hell, you know if I was escorting, there would be people on here ASAP calling my ass out.
Ummm, or calling your ass up.
Welcome back T.
Any plans to dance in Canada?
Posted by: Cody
Re: hey Teagan - 11/13/09 02:55 AM
Hey Teagan,
Do you like bacon?
Posted by: Steezo
Re: hey Teagan - 11/13/09 07:14 AM
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Hey Teagan,
Do you like bacon?
Posted by: Crocodile
Re: hey Teagan - 11/13/09 07:30 AM
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What's the name of your pig?
<insert Joshua joke here>
Posted by: XPT RIP
Re: hey Teagan - 11/13/09 09:37 AM
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His name is Harley.
you might be a redneck if...
hey whoa teagan, how are the young ones, well adjusted I hope, hey yes
Posted by: freestylah
Re: hey Teagan - 11/14/09 04:40 PM
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hey whoa teagan, how are the young ones, well adjusted I hope, hey yes
Adjusted to what? Yet another set of plastic tits? The sleeve tattoo? Or The Man with the Mark of the Beast?
Posted by: †††
Re: hey Teagan - 12/17/09 03:49 PM
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: hey Teagan - 12/17/09 05:07 PM
I'd lick her from asshole to elbow... just sayin.
I would too, but what is up with the ink. Is Teagan in some type of competition with Janine Lindemulder?
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: hey Teagan - 12/17/09 07:08 PM
How do you compete with shit?.
I hope that Teagan views Janine as a bad example rather than a role model.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: hey Teagan - 12/17/09 07:29 PM
It's not up to Teagan and Janine to decide. You seen the two fuckstick lowlifes they support?. Ask Janine how her relationship choice is going for her in the court system.
Ask Teagan why her other half looks like Janines scumbag.
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: hey Teagan - 12/17/09 08:53 PM
Tru dat, and there's the bonus that if I was licking her ass, I wouldn't have to see her tats.
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It's not up to Teagan and Janine to decide. You seen the two fuckstick lowlifes they support?. Ask Janine how her relationship choice is going for her in the court system.
Ask Teagan why her other half looks like Janines scumbag.
Aww com’on, you’re not talking about Jesse “West Coast Choppers” James, are ya Lou?
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Bitch need to take some of that ink money and get a top up on the beak, she got nigga nostils. Can't be coming out looking like ashley dupre, add some starch, make the pants stand up straight in the corner with no one in the motherfuckers. shit.
Posted by: mrmojo73
Re: hey Teagan - 12/20/09 08:43 AM
I like her better now rather than before. The tat is questionable but she
is really hot no matter what.
I've never seen anyone get a tattoo of blood poisoning before.
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I've never seen anyone get a tattoo of blood poisoning before.
Posted by: †††
Re: hey Teagan - 01/02/10 11:29 AM
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I even did a free chat from my name.
free advice from me: tell your fiancé/microblog pimp to stop exploiting your family life.
I didn't pay for my tats that's why I got them.
Posted by: Smokey
Re: hey Teagan - 01/02/10 07:35 PM
I'll glad to pay for a tattoo for your forehead that says, "I used to be one of the hotter porn chicks, but completely fucked up my look, and now look 3/7ths of the way to Chasey Lain because of retardedcadaver surgery and such"
Will that fit?
How about one for Josh that says "My claim to fame is being a wannabe suitcase pimp, and owning a shack in Georgia"
God damn Teag, you were fucking smoking. Between the awful new new new new new (5 surguries) dead (cadaver) tits, and the godawful (but free!) tattoos, and the typical porn aging of the face (cigs, drugs?) shit is just going downhill. And I normally like tatts on chicks. But your shit is goofy.
Posted by: Gunker
Re: hey Teagan - 01/02/10 09:02 PM
No. No. No.
The tattoo equivalent of drunken MS Paint.
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God damn Teag, you were fucking smoking. Between the awful new new new new new (5 surguries) dead (cadaver) tits, and the godawful (but free!) tattoos, and the typical porn aging of the face (cigs, drugs?) shit is just going downhill. And I normally like tatts on chicks. But your shit is goofy.
^^ The shit that needs to be said, that Gay-DT and it’s faggotry cower away from. ^^
Posted by: Dean Wormer
Re: hey Teagan - 01/02/10 11:06 PM
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I didn't pay for my tats that's why I got them.
Does that mean if you were offered dirty socks, ripped clothing or even spoiled food for free you would take them? How about a free dead puppy?
Posted by: taint1974
Re: hey Teagan - 01/02/10 11:35 PM
Your ink is great, just don't go for the Yakuza look that Janine rocks.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: hey Teagan - 01/02/10 11:40 PM
i like the tatts, but as you can tell by the handle i am partial to such things.
Cadaver titties freak me out a little though.
whatever makes you happy.
.....are you happy?
The cadaver skin is sewn into your chest cavity to prevent encapsulation. Which is the leading cause to most women having multiple surgeries. It breaks up any scar tissue.
Posted by: gonzo420
Re: hey Teagan - 01/05/10 01:28 AM
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Love all your tat's, Teagan!! You look better than ever..
Teagan w/ tattoos=
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Love all your tat's, Teagan!! You look better than ever..
Teagan w/ tattoos=
So says the guy who strokes off to a Chia Pet or even sees clouds that resemble Jenna Haze.
Posted by: †††
Re: hey Teagan - 01/07/10 05:38 AM
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I'll glad to pay for a tattoo for your forehead that says, "I used to be one of the hotter porn chicks, but completely fucked up my look, and now look 3/7ths of the way to Chasey Lain because of retardedcadaver surgery and such"
Will that fit?
How about one for Josh that says "My claim to fame is being a wannabe suitcase pimp, and owning a shack in Georgia"
God damn Teag, you were fucking smoking. Between the awful new new new new new (5 surguries) dead (cadaver) tits, and the godawful (but free!) tattoos, and the typical porn aging of the face (cigs, drugs?) shit is just going downhill. And I normally like tatts on chicks. But your shit is goofy.
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Re: hey Teagan - 01/07/10 11:19 AM
a picture for El G
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I'll glad to pay for a tattoo for your forehead that says, "I used to be one of the hotter porn chicks, but completely fucked up my look, and now look 3/7ths of the way to Chasey Lain because of retardedcadaver surgery and such"
Will that fit?
How about one for Josh that says "My claim to fame is being a wannabe suitcase pimp, and owning a shack in Georgia"
God damn Teag, you were fucking smoking. Between the awful new new new new new (5 surguries) dead (cadaver) tits, and the godawful (but free!) tattoos, and the typical porn aging of the face (cigs, drugs?) shit is just going downhill. And I normally like tatts on chicks. But your shit is goofy.
is that supposed to be symbolic, like locking the door to your strokability and mr teagan being the throwing away of the key? How is Amanda, she has gotten so big. She has some big clear hooker heels to fill to follow in her mother's footsteps.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: hey Teagan - 01/07/10 11:25 AM
Jesus H Christ, dude. Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasy on all the busy clothing.
Posted by: jeff jordan
Re: hey Teagan - 01/07/10 05:18 PM
No shit. Looks like he's just finished painting a house.
I think that key is supposed to represent that she was Penthouse Pet of the year or just in Penthouse and that's the year, something to that effect.
Posted by: delanoojos
Re: hey Teagan - 01/08/10 06:01 AM
Wrong, its the key to his fucking jail cell
Teagan is one of the Hottest girls in porn I even have her Fleshlight [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFXyhlHgM1c]YOUTUBE[/url]
Posted by: E.Y.Davis
Re: hey Teagan - 01/09/10 02:17 PM
I'm a big Teagan fan and I think she is really hot, but that pic of her by Gia Jordan on the AVN site was a bit... uhm, "off".
I wonder if she has an exit strategy from porn?
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Teagan is one of the Hottest girls in porn I even have her Fleshlight YOUTUBE
Newb, fag ADT-transplant asswipe fanboi, please learn how to post proper URL's. Thanks.
Congratulations to Teagan for her win & the two separate wins skinworXXX won:
Best Solo Sex Scene
Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia
X-Play/LFP
Teagan Presley
Posted by: †††
Re: hey Teagan - 01/12/10 06:24 PM
What would Conky say?
^^
Cast of the next American Bukkake or Gokkun maybe??
Photo credit: Gee-ha Whore-dan
Posted by: cqd
Re: hey Teagan - 01/12/10 06:52 PM
Posted by: †††
Re: hey Teagan - 02/05/10 06:08 PM
Hey Teagan, is it true that you are moving to Las Vegas?
You're looking better than ever
< 1 > < 2 > btw.
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You're looking better than ever < 1 > < 2 > btw.
there's smelly monkey
Posted by: †††
Re: hey Teagan - 02/08/10 10:08 PM
Posted by: †††
Re: hey Teagan - 03/04/10 05:42 PM
Where the fuck is Destro to tell people to stop posting?
Posted by: julius c
Re: hey Teagan - 06/19/10 04:15 AM
Is it my imagination or is Teagan Presley something of a flake?
Posted by: Nugent
Re: hey Teagan - 06/19/10 09:51 AM
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Is it my imagination or is Teagan Presley something of a flake?
Six months of lurking, and that's your first post. Well done.
Posted by: destro
Re: hey Teagan - 06/19/10 10:16 AM
stop posting (keep lurking)
Posted by: julius c
Re: hey Teagan - 06/20/10 05:56 AM
Thanks a lot. Now I will have to lurk for another six months before I make a new post.
Also, is it my imagination or is Teagan Presley a flake?
Posted by: XPT RIP
Re: hey Teagan - 06/20/10 06:12 AM
no, she's a shining example of character and good values.
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Thanks a lot. Now I will have to lurk for another six months before I make a new post.
Also, is it my imagination or is Teagan Presley a flake?
oh great another disgruntled suitcase pimp or john. 
Posted by: julius c
Re: hey Teagan - 06/27/10 07:05 PM
Wrong on both counts. I don't have the stomach to be a suitcase pimp and I'm too stingy to be a john.
Posted by: †††
Re: hey Teagan - 07/28/10 07:06 PM
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Is it my imagination or is Teagan Presley something of a flake?
None of you fawning mopes wished her a happy birthday [she share the day with Gauge].
So, no Teagan for you.
Posted by: 99% Fiction
Re: hey Teagan - 07/28/10 09:06 PM
The Teegan I enjoyed to watch get skewered passed on a while ago. There is some tatted up, siliconed imposturd in her place.
No birthday wishes.
Posted by: NitneLiun
Re: hey Teagan - 07/28/10 09:28 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^
True dat. Teagan is very much yesterday's news. I still enjoy watching the BTS from Up Your Ass 22, though.
Posted by: julius c
Re: hey Teagan - 11/11/17 03:11 PM
It was over seven years ago when I asked that question.
I have met Teagan and there is no doubt-Teagan is a flake!
She doesn't seem to be a cruel person, but confused, and self-loathing would be the correct terms to describe her.
Poor Tyler and Josh, they probably loved her :and she probably drove them crazy.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: hey Teagan - 11/22/17 02:48 AM
It was over seven years ago when I asked that question.
I have met Teagan and there is no doubt-Teagan is a flake!
She doesn't seem to be a cruel person, but confused, and self-loathing would be the correct terms to describe her.
Poor Tyler and Josh, they probably loved her :and she probably drove them crazy.
She's still an adorable lil whore.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: hey Teagan - 11/22/17 12:24 PM
OK, one of you degenerates go and find the Photoshop of TeaBag Presley holding her infant, while a superimposed version of a scene of her is on the TV in the background.
Posted by: julius c
Re: hey Teagan - 03/20/18 01:24 PM
It was over seven years ago when I asked that question.
I have met Teagan and there is no doubt-Teagan is a flake!
She doesn't seem to be a cruel person, but confused, and self-loathing would be the correct terms to describe her.
Poor Tyler and Josh, they probably loved her :and she probably drove them crazy.
She's still an adorable lil whore.
You have a point.
Posted by: julius c
Re: hey Teagan - 03/20/18 01:25 PM
OK, one of you degenerates go and find the Photoshop of TeaBag Presley holding her infant, while a superimposed version of a scene of her is on the TV in the background.
That picture has probably been deleted.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: hey Teagan - 03/20/18 02:01 PM
I think she's active again and doing a few scenes here and there. She has much better implants now, btw.
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Pretty hot for a worthless crack whore but problem is she fucks HIV infested faggots like this guy for a living and is full of HIV faggot cum. #GROSS
Posted by: Willie D
Re: hey Teagan - 08/17/18 07:11 AM
She posted on Twatter that she's preggo my eggo with her "new" hubby. Guess the old one wised up.
Edit: original pic deleted by Igor Buggun...here is the last baby:
new baby
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: hey Teagan - 08/18/18 07:22 PM
Hot little whore. She do any preggo scenes?
Posted by: KidRibz
Re: hey Teagan - 08/19/18 05:35 AM
I'd put a baby in her....then I would move to another city.
Posted by: Jerkules
Re: hey Teagan - 08/19/18 09:50 AM
I'd put a baby in her....then I would move to another city.
Oy way she would get a kid out of me is backsplash from a nut in the butt.
Posted by: alfan
Re: hey Teagan - 08/23/18 02:38 PM
Boy is she a has been. She was cute when she came in and then she seemed to lose steam with that company she had with Eva, right?
