Happy birthday Dave Cummings... 68!!!

Posted by: Anonymous

Happy birthday Dave Cummings... 68!!! - 03/13/08 10:53 AM

The oldest active male porn star in the industry turns 68 years young today!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Cummings

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Happy birthday Dave Cummings... 68!!! - 03/13/08 10:57 AM

Dave rules, a really pleasant, friendly guy to work with.

Cheers Dirty Dave!!
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Happy birthday Dave Cummings... 68!!! - 03/13/08 11:41 AM

I remember hearing about him when some god-squad minor legislator wanted to see if they could nullify his military pension because of his porn activity after his retirement.
Posted by: Sasha D. Cheynerat

Re: Happy birthday Dave Cummings... 68!!! - 03/14/08 04:31 PM

cocksucker's got one foot in the grave and the other on a fucking bananna peel and he's still tossing loads on teenage trim. amazing
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Happy birthday Dave Cummings... 68!!! - 03/14/08 06:02 PM

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cocksucker's got one foot in the grave and the other on a fucking bananna peel and he's still tossing loads on teenage trim. amazing




That's what i'm sayin', dude's a badass.

Posted by: Dave Cummings

Re: Happy birthday Dave Cummings... 68!!! - 03/19/08 09:05 PM

Thanks, everyone, for the birthday wishes and the kind comments.

I appreciate them very much!

Regards,

Dave Cummings
Posted by: Brandon_Iron

Re: Happy birthday Dave Cummings... 68!!! - 03/19/08 10:22 PM

All the best, Dave! Good for you!
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Happy birthday Dave Cummings... 68!!! - 03/19/08 11:33 PM

Im all for the whole hot chick doing ugly guy bit thats hot in porn right now but this old guy makes my breakfast come up the wrong way, you know? Happy birthday I guess when you reach your age it less about adding another year and more about moving one step closer to the light at the end of the tunnel.
Posted by: RenfieldGyps

Re: Happy birthday Dave Cummings... 68!!! - 03/20/08 05:21 PM

He should die already and ask Moblem if he is interested in the opposite sex also. Maybe his heart will give out while he's "trying" to keep up with the females. Just hopeful thinking. Put it to rest already Dave. Go recruit some young hillbillies to go fight for our country.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Happy birthday Dave Cummings... 68!!! - 03/20/08 05:25 PM

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Go recruit some young hillbillies to go fight for our country.




And then get the girls to fuck on film!!




USA!! USA!! USA!!!