Posted by: Smelly Monkey
Smelly Monkey's Random thoughts - 03/07/04 03:27 AM
The topics on the board at the moment are a bit dry and i am just getting off a sammura insult binge. So i figured i would just post some random thoughts in my head and see if anything clicks with other members of the board.
Is brittney skye fat or just big boned?, it's so hard to tell. Isn't it amazing that rob black has a good chance for sending some pornographic material through the mail and martha stewart for doing some minor insider trading could very well end up in jail, yet people like O.j simpson get off for killing 2 people on a technicality. Is valentino the scariest looking male porn star in the history of time?, does he just scare the female pornstars into fucking him?. How long do you think the porn world will mourn the retirement of tony t?. Why is belladona a contract girl? she isn't attractive WITHOUT the giant tattoo across her body let alone with it (spare me the nastiest girl in the biz stuff, a lot of pornstars who are 10 times more attractive do stuff just as hard). I still hate scott fayner yet have forgotten the reason why i began hating him in the first place. Lacey duvalle is back in porn after her time off to raise a kid, i'm not sure how to feel about this but it needed to be said. What happend to jewel denyle?, i'm sure she used to be attractive at one time but that seems like such a long time ago, can someone give her a foreman grill, it couldn't hurt. It has reached day 10 in the monkey's 30 day countdown until bi britney's water themed swingers club goes bankrupt. Why isn't the chasey lain return getting more pub?, she is one of the top 5 hottest porn stars in history and i know she has the drug problem but i would still rather a cracked out chasey then 90% of the pornstars today straight. Vegas has given the monkey $1.02 odds that sammura will respond to this post with her typical 12 year old insult filled response with a
at the end of it.
Is brittney skye fat or just big boned?, it's so hard to tell. Isn't it amazing that rob black has a good chance for sending some pornographic material through the mail and martha stewart for doing some minor insider trading could very well end up in jail, yet people like O.j simpson get off for killing 2 people on a technicality. Is valentino the scariest looking male porn star in the history of time?, does he just scare the female pornstars into fucking him?. How long do you think the porn world will mourn the retirement of tony t?. Why is belladona a contract girl? she isn't attractive WITHOUT the giant tattoo across her body let alone with it (spare me the nastiest girl in the biz stuff, a lot of pornstars who are 10 times more attractive do stuff just as hard). I still hate scott fayner yet have forgotten the reason why i began hating him in the first place. Lacey duvalle is back in porn after her time off to raise a kid, i'm not sure how to feel about this but it needed to be said. What happend to jewel denyle?, i'm sure she used to be attractive at one time but that seems like such a long time ago, can someone give her a foreman grill, it couldn't hurt. It has reached day 10 in the monkey's 30 day countdown until bi britney's water themed swingers club goes bankrupt. Why isn't the chasey lain return getting more pub?, she is one of the top 5 hottest porn stars in history and i know she has the drug problem but i would still rather a cracked out chasey then 90% of the pornstars today straight. Vegas has given the monkey $1.02 odds that sammura will respond to this post with her typical 12 year old insult filled response with a
at the end of it.
(see it,s a lot of icons to choose from) DUMBASS. you know you don;t like pussy you ball licking cunt!
just ask that punk Tony T, ight? 
