How to Whack Like Jack in 9 hours...

Once again I must pay homage to my talented peers for finding new ways to make make $$$ and encourage more false hope amongst the fanboys who aspire to "whack like Jack"......

Breaking Into Porn w/ Jack Lawrence

He's got quotes from Derek Hay, Tommy Gunn even the Hedgehog himself, Ron Jeremy! A 9 hour dvd of Jack Lawrence with his mouth open and his pants on.... I only wish I'd thought of this one the last time I was dropping the browns off at the Superbowl.......dammit.

I think that DanG "broke" that here. <clicky>

Jack Lawrence is the Dave Pounder of our generation.

All I want to know is how to drop huge monster loads like Peter North - but no one will ever release the secret. Surely, even if it is just a terrible biological defect in his balls that is gonna kill him in another year or so, there would still be some way to temporarily induce the condition - say just for a single Saturday night date with a girl you really need to impress or horrify.

http://www.amazon.com/Penetrating-Insights-Peter-North/dp/1885591225

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http://www.amazon.com/Penetrating-Insights-Peter-North/dp/1885591225

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I have to laugh at the comment: "... from someone who has acquired the ability to meet and date many beautiful women." This is the tired old Kurt Lockwood line about having lots of sex with beautiful women that none of us punters at home could ever dream to get close to. Let me make it clear: THESE GIRLS ARE PAID TO HAVE SEX WITH PORN DUDES! JUST LIKE ANY FAT OLD RICH GUY CAN PAY TO HAVE SEX WITH KURT LOCKWOOD OR PETER NORTH!!!

The Jack Venice saga shows just how woefully unskilled these deluded 'studs' are at picking up women in my world.

Anyway, I understand that in his book all Peter North says about the size and consistency of his loads is to take lots of vitamins and eat lots of egg whites. Kinda the equivalent of telling a flat-chested girl that she needs to eat more dairy products to get a DD bustline.