Posted by: Kingfish
Heaven & Hell Halloween Party - 10/27/07 01:36 PM
I was at the Heaven & Hell Halloween Bash at Boulevard3 in Hollywood last night which was awash in porn people; which would seem appropriate as it was an adult industry produced red carpet event.
Throughout the night the following occurred:
I met XPTer Monstar, a nice and charming gentleman.
I met the delightful whores: Ava Rose, Mia Rose and Jenny Hendrix; each looking sexy in outfits that I can't seem to recall. I think Ava was dressed as a witch. Mia was wearing high heels so extreme, she was like a ballerina walking around en pointe. Each whore was warm and friendly. If these girls are a representation of porn's future, then that future looks bright.
I also met XPTer pornlaw. Because our meeting was brief, I was unable to inquire if Brian Surewood would be getting a prison production of The Pirates of Penzance on its feet. Nor was I able to suggest that esteemed attorney and fellow The Mystic Knights of the Sea Lodge member, Algonquin J. Calhoun, be hired for the Surewood legal team.
For you IR enthusiasts, there was some off-the-clock IR canoodling. It appears some whores actually do this in real life, not just for a bump in scene pay.
Early in the night I ran into XPT fav: Baby Gia Jordan. I recognized her from some pictures recently posted here on XPT and introduced myself. She was looking sexy in a black 'Captain Save-A-Ho' uniform. Gia was contracted to take pictures of whores in Halloween costumes. Because this event was open to the public at large, it was difficult -- even for a seasoned pro like Gia -- to separate professional whores from civilian Halloween faux-whores. This is similar to the problem our troops face in Iraq everyday: determining the insurgent from the indigenous, except that if Gia guesses wrong, the faux-whore doesn't explode and kill her.
Powered only by a single banana eaten earlier in the day and a continuous stream of Ketel One vodka rocks [Editor's note: actually number of vodka drinks consumed throughout the night was four], Gia, armed with her big ass camera, went hunting for whores. If she was uncertain about a whore's status: real or faux, she would sometimes ask benignly: Are you in porn or sometimes ask more aggressively: Are you a whore?
Later in the evening, I, The Kingfish was drafted by Gia to be an assistant. In the VIP section on the club's mezzanine level, Gia was told that picture taking was not allowed after 1 am. Baby G, one to play by her own rules, defies such silly restrictions to ensure that as many whores as humanly possible were captured on Flash memory for worldwide consumption. I abetted Gia's felonious shutterbuggery by acting as lookout and warning about any approaching security personnel. Realizing that all work and no play makes Gia a boring girl, she was shaking her ass to the music in between shots.
The reason I met everybody above was due to Gia's gracious introductions to those people. Otherwise, I would have no fucking clue what they looked like in person. Thanks Gia.
Throughout the night the following occurred:
I met XPTer Monstar, a nice and charming gentleman.
I met the delightful whores: Ava Rose, Mia Rose and Jenny Hendrix; each looking sexy in outfits that I can't seem to recall. I think Ava was dressed as a witch. Mia was wearing high heels so extreme, she was like a ballerina walking around en pointe. Each whore was warm and friendly. If these girls are a representation of porn's future, then that future looks bright.
I also met XPTer pornlaw. Because our meeting was brief, I was unable to inquire if Brian Surewood would be getting a prison production of The Pirates of Penzance on its feet. Nor was I able to suggest that esteemed attorney and fellow The Mystic Knights of the Sea Lodge member, Algonquin J. Calhoun, be hired for the Surewood legal team.
For you IR enthusiasts, there was some off-the-clock IR canoodling. It appears some whores actually do this in real life, not just for a bump in scene pay.
Early in the night I ran into XPT fav: Baby Gia Jordan. I recognized her from some pictures recently posted here on XPT and introduced myself. She was looking sexy in a black 'Captain Save-A-Ho' uniform. Gia was contracted to take pictures of whores in Halloween costumes. Because this event was open to the public at large, it was difficult -- even for a seasoned pro like Gia -- to separate professional whores from civilian Halloween faux-whores. This is similar to the problem our troops face in Iraq everyday: determining the insurgent from the indigenous, except that if Gia guesses wrong, the faux-whore doesn't explode and kill her.
Powered only by a single banana eaten earlier in the day and a continuous stream of Ketel One vodka rocks [Editor's note: actually number of vodka drinks consumed throughout the night was four], Gia, armed with her big ass camera, went hunting for whores. If she was uncertain about a whore's status: real or faux, she would sometimes ask benignly: Are you in porn or sometimes ask more aggressively: Are you a whore?
Later in the evening, I, The Kingfish was drafted by Gia to be an assistant. In the VIP section on the club's mezzanine level, Gia was told that picture taking was not allowed after 1 am. Baby G, one to play by her own rules, defies such silly restrictions to ensure that as many whores as humanly possible were captured on Flash memory for worldwide consumption. I abetted Gia's felonious shutterbuggery by acting as lookout and warning about any approaching security personnel. Realizing that all work and no play makes Gia a boring girl, she was shaking her ass to the music in between shots.
The reason I met everybody above was due to Gia's gracious introductions to those people. Otherwise, I would have no fucking clue what they looked like in person. Thanks Gia.
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