E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar

Posted by: RyanKnox

E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 12:39 PM

Now that's Hot
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 12:45 PM

In light of all the Chaos going on with fellow peers in the Adult Industry, I thought this picture might put things into perspective and also help out with E.T.'s career.
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 12:46 PM

Oh....my.....God....where did you find this???
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 12:53 PM

It's in Portugese, VODGUY, where do you think he got it.

Cryin', you have no peers in the industry. You're as low as they go. Even that murdering prick was better than you. The sooner you accept this, the easier life will become.
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 12:55 PM

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It's in Portugese, VODGUY, where do you think he got it.




Ah, didn't realize that. Other than a Sepultura song here and there, I gotta say I don't know shit about Portugese.
Posted by: Charlie Malloy

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 12:57 PM

For a second I thought it was that poop video with Veronica Jett.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 01:01 PM

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It's in Portugese, VODGUY, where do you think he got it.

Cryin', you have no peers in the industry. You're as low as they go. Even that murdering prick was better than you. The sooner you accept this, the easier life will become.




You aren't even a fart in the wind dude. I work regularly for Vouyer Media and Evil Angel. You're a nobody poster. End of story.

If you have something to say about E.T. then it might step in.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 01:35 PM

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I work regularly for Vouyer Media and Evil Angel. You're a nobody poster. End of story.





Funny you should mention Vince Voyeur...I heard you had a real hard time keeping your wood on Vince's set earlier this week. You had to go off in a corner, lay back on a couch and pull on one of your nipples while you jacked your limp dick trying to get an erection again.

Even funnier...Van Styles kept the BTS camera rolling on you, and Van could barely restrain his laughter. Vince was so amused, he's strongly considering putting it on the DVD as a bonus.

That's the complete story. Oh wait, I forgot to include that even Kyle Stone was able to finish the job without such problems.

That's the complete story.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 01:41 PM

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I work regularly for Vouyer Media and Evil Angel. You're a nobody poster. End of story.





Funny you should mention Vince Voyeur...I heard you had a real hard time keeping your wood on Vince's set earlier this week. You had to go off in a corner, lay back on a couch and pull on one of your nipples while you jacked your limp dick trying to get an erection again.

Even funnier...Van Styles kept the BTS camera rolling on you, and Van could barely restrain his laughter. Vince was so amused, he's strongly considering putting it on the DVD as a bonus.

That's the complete story. Oh wait, I forgot to include that even Kyle Stone was able to finish the job without such problems.

That's the complete story.






Cryin' you should've quit while you were ahead. Ah, me. Why don't you go hit up Granma for some meth money. That should make you feel better.
Posted by: Malcolm Y

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 01:43 PM

video of the spectacle.

http://www.efukt.com/1793_E.T._Alien_Sex_2.html
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 01:55 PM

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I work regularly for Vouyer Media and Evil Angel. You're a nobody poster. End of story.





Funny you should mention Vince Voyeur...I heard you had a real hard time keeping your wood on Vince's set earlier this week. You had to go off in a corner, lay back on a couch and pull on one of your nipples while you jacked your limp dick trying to get an erection again.

Even funnier...Van Styles kept the BTS camera rolling on you, and Van could barely restrain his laughter. Vince was so amused, he's strongly considering putting it on the DVD as a bonus.

That's the complete story. Oh wait, I forgot to include that even Kyle Stone was able to finish the job without such problems.

That's the complete story.






Cryin' you should've quit while you were ahead. Ah, me. Why don't you go hit up Granma for some meth money. That should make you feel better.




Actualy, if you ask Vince or watch the scene (The Gauntlet #3 w/ Crissy Moon), you would know that I was the first one hard in the scene and that I kept the best wood throughout the entire scene out of 10 guys.

Anybody rolling BTS on me while I'm jerking off probably just wanted to see what a real performer who gets to fuck these girls looks like. Many camera men would like to be on the other side but don't quite have what it takes.

Your sources are a little off.

You're old and weak and Fat and redheaded none the less, I work for Vouyer Media constantly. And I don't talk to my Grandma.

Some insiders you are
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 01:57 PM

So you just steal the money from her purse without saying a word to her, huh? Sounds efficient, but won't she hear you coming upstairs from the basement?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 01:59 PM

No Sir, she's around your age and she lives about 9 hours away from here.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 02:03 PM

Dude, if your Grandma's under 40, no wonder you turned out the way you did.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 02:04 PM

reach fan
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 02:07 PM

See Ryan, here's where you keep falling into error.

You have no fans. Not a one. So your persistant reference to the posters here as "fan" is the real reach.

But let's assume you did have some fans. The contemptuous manner in which you address them would be guaranteed to drive them away.

Not too bright, either way.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 02:13 PM

Oh you see I was referring to you as a fan in General.

All though, some might argue that you seem to enjoy corresponding with me regularly.

And being's that you're an industry outsider, I just assumed you were a Fan who enjoys chatting.

:Grecian Formula:
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 02:16 PM

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I work regularly for Vouyer Media and Evil Angel. You're a nobody poster. End of story.





Funny you should mention Vince Voyeur...I heard you had a real hard time keeping your wood on Vince's set earlier this week. You had to go off in a corner, lay back on a couch and pull on one of your nipples while you jacked your limp dick trying to get an erection again.

Even funnier...Van Styles kept the BTS camera rolling on you, and Van could barely restrain his laughter. Vince was so amused, he's strongly considering putting it on the DVD as a bonus.

That's the complete story. Oh wait, I forgot to include that even Kyle Stone was able to finish the job without such problems.

That's the complete story.




straight to the liver
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 02:18 PM

Ryan, why don't you make like a real porn insider and

Man, if you and Chico offed yourselves in one week, I'd bee a happy man.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 02:21 PM

Tranny Fan Writes:

straight to the liver

Especially the part where Willie D reveals his sources, you couldn't get any more obvious with where this false info came from. I can't wait until the movie comes out so I can post some Caps and expose Willie D for the silly sack of shit that he is
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 02:23 PM

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Ryan, why don't you make like a real porn insider and

Man, if you and Chico offed yourselves in one week, I'd bee a happy man.




You haven't been a happy man since you hit retirement and before that your happiest moment was working security at Woodstock.

As far as goes, you'll be gone way before my time, believe me. Just try to enjoy your last 20 years, you cant fight it.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 02:27 PM

like my new pen? the holder cost extra.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 05:21 PM

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Ryan, why don't you make like a real porn insider and

Man, if you and Chico offed yourselves in one week, I'd bee a happy man.






You haven't been a happy man since you hit retirement and before that your happiest moment was working security at Woodstock.

As far as goes, you'll be gone way before my time, believe me. Just try to enjoy your last 20 years, you cant fight it.





did you pop or not?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 06:43 PM

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Actualy, if you ask Vince or watch the scene (The Gauntlet #3 w/ Crissy Moon), you would know that I was the first one hard in the scene and that I kept the best wood throughout the entire scene out of 10 guys.

Anybody rolling BTS on me while I'm jerking off probably just wanted to see what a real performer who gets to fuck these girls looks like. Many camera men would like to be on the other side but don't quite have what it takes.




I realize you're trying to prove yourself.. in an arguement.. on a porn board..versus a chubby Irishman.

But take a step back if you will,imagine you're not a fucken
botton wrung living,breathing reach around. And try and rationalize that statement,if not from your perspective,but maybe from your Dads or your Granddads perspective.
I'm not flaming you here.... this is free therapy if you will.

Let it sink in Ryan.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 07:23 PM

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Posted by: 6655321

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 07:28 PM

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Actualy, if you ask Vince or watch the scene (The Gauntlet #3 w/ Crissy Moon), you would know that I was the first one hard in the scene and that I kept the best wood throughout the entire scene out of 10 guys.

Anybody rolling BTS on me while I'm jerking off probably just wanted to see what a real performer who gets to fuck these girls looks like. Many camera men would like to be on the other side but don't quite have what it takes.




I realize you're trying to prove yourself.. in an arguement.. on a porn board..versus a chubby Irishman.

But take a step back if you will,imagine you're not a fucken
botton wrung living,breathing reach around. And try and rationalize that statement,if not from your perspective,but maybe from your Dads or your Granddads perspective.
I'm not flaming you here.... this is free therapy if you will.

Let it sink in Ryan.







Hmmmmm Ryan... i should still have a tape around here somewhere of Nautica and i waiting for you to get wood to fuck some girl... for about a total of a half an hour before i killed the shoot.

Trust me, no one would be rolling on you as a real performer, but as a great example of Meth Dick.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 07:36 PM

Get a Breast reduction.

I'm sure all of your 2257 documents are in perfect order for the FBI.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 07:41 PM

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willie was right, you didn't pop
Posted by: k1ng

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 07:45 PM

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Get a Breast reduction.




that was pretty funny
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 07:46 PM

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willie was right, you didn't pop




Oh But I Snap and crackled.
Posted by: 6655321

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 07:47 PM

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Get a Breast reduction.

I'm sure all of your 2257 documents are in perfect order for the FBI.




LOL.. sure, considering i was only ever the custodian of records on Kei's site... all performers are accounted for in my paperwork, her, me, Kelly Fire, Vic, Renee, Van Damage, Pason...all sitting next to me.

But since that scene was shot for Joe.... have fun... go for it. i sure as hell wont stop you.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 07:52 PM

You wasted a half hour of tape filming no wood?

That's bad directing on your part.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 07:55 PM

hey rob, post some pics of k's new cans.
Posted by: 6655321

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 07:57 PM

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You wasted a half hour of tape filming no wood?

That's bad directing on your part.




No.... i wasted half an hour of tape filming us making fun of you for having no wood while you struggled on the other side of the room.

Thats comedy.
Posted by: 6655321

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 08:01 PM

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hey rob, post some pics of k's new cans.




hmmmm... i would... but for... reasons... i cannot at the moment. After i am out on this trip... totally will though.

God... i wish i could though.... i have a few amazing fucking photos...
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 08:03 PM

I Can't Wait
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 08:10 PM

Cryan
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For the record... I like the way Cryan plays this shit off.
Keep it up. <--- bahahahaaaaa


It would be hypocritical of me to state otherwise.
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 08:12 PM

Pictures of boobs are definitely always way more fun than debates on whether Ryan Knox's penis is functional or not.

More tits, less talk about Knox's weiner.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 08:17 PM

Agreed, Rob can you post some pics of your cans as well?
Posted by: 6655321

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 08:18 PM

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Agreed, Rob can you post some pics of your cans as well?




so in one thread you post wanting better pics of my cock.. nd now my chest....... ummmmm..... wow,... no, means, NO!

Posted by: GUAPO

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 08:21 PM

get back on track with e.t bitches.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 08:21 PM

Oh Rob, you tease, I love it when you play hard to get.

You can't imagine how many problems E.T. has gone through with being a foreigner and getting the proper US id's for 2257.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 08:42 PM

kyle stone pop and Ryana no....retire knox, retire
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 08:57 PM

Why do they make these Alien pornos in your country?
Posted by: Willie D

Ryan Knox = No Pop Shot - 10/11/07 09:02 PM

All I can say about my source is it is very reliable. You can have his/her name right after you answer this question: did your parents regret practicing eugenics on your actual birthday, or did they wait until 12-2-1979.

You failed to respond directly to me about your lack of popshot, but your answer still speaks volumes. You seemed to know exactly which Vince V scene I referred to. How was that, since I never told you which one I heard about, and since you also claim to work for him constantly? Seriously, you think I could make up something like pulling on your nipple to try and shoot? I'd never even heard of that before until I got the e-mail. If I had made this up, it would have been started in the Cage.

You can't have it both ways, Cryin. Either I am 100% right, or your appearances in Vince Voyeur porn scenes are so few and far between that even your meth-addled brain can recall them down to the most minute detail: right down to being able to stare at every other erection in the room, and feel good knowing you're was the hardest. What does it say that You can look a dude like Kyle Stone or Dick Nasty in the eyes and think to yourself, "Hot damn! My dick is harder than his!"

Sorry, Ryan, thanks for playing, but you got caught in your own lie.

Seriously, brag about your porn "career" when you get hired to bang Monique Alexander, Stormy, Savannah Samson, someone like that. Otherwise you are just another random bukkake boy on porn's D-list.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/11/07 09:08 PM

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Why do they make these Alien pornos in your country?



because is fun

we wear your mother with alien costumes and bang her to death, then we left her in a motel and making look like she die like chico wang.


kyle stone pop and Ryana no.....retire broccoli, retire...


i know you don't have money for a motel, but you can commit a Chico Wang in a dumpster... nobody gonna miss you, maybe luke found out your death 5 years later

kyle stone pop and Ryana no.....retire broccoli, retire...

Posted by: RyanKnox

Willie D = Pudgy Leprechaun - 10/11/07 09:14 PM

Of course I know which scene you're referring to as you mentioned it was from earlier this week.

You also named off people who were on the set that are not normally on Vince's or Donnie Cabo's sets.

Since I work for Vouyer Media as talent and on the production side, I'm usually working for Vouyer at least three days a week.

You can look at my IAFD credits to see some of the Vouyer Media titles I appear in. Vouyer gets the newest, freshest girls!

You failed to Ask me about my popshot and just went on with your own analysis of what you heard. You don't need to reveal your source to make it obvious.

You're a Luke Ford Wannabe.

:Leprechaun:
Posted by: RyanKnox

Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/11/07 09:16 PM

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Why do they make these Alien pornos in your country?



because is fun

we wear your mother with alien costumes and bang her to death, then we left her in a motel and making look like she die like chico wang.


kyle stone pop and Ryana no.....retire broccoli, retire...


i know you don't have money for a motel, but you can commit a Chico Wang in a dumpster... nobody gonna miss you, maybe luke found out your death 5 years later

kyle stone pop and Ryana no.....retire broccoli, retire...





You need money for Top Ramen?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Willie D = Pudgy Leprechaun - 10/11/07 09:19 PM

Wait, you mean to tell me it took you 12 minute to come up with that? How weak can you get? You got caught in a lie and you're worse than Taryn Thomas trying to pretend she had e.coli.

You're a bukkake boy, and for that you get no props. You make $200 or so a day to spill some methsperm on a whore who's on Oxy and vodka...big fucking deal.

You know for a fact that I'm not short because I met you in person...you were just too damned out of it to remember anything. Limp-dicked motorhead.

Sorry, bitch, I'll be at the store for a while...take your time, I know your brain works extra-slow.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/11/07 09:23 PM

Do you realy just make shit up as you go like this?

My God.

Where is the lie?


Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Willie D = Pudgy Leprechaun - 10/11/07 09:24 PM

Posted again to settle Willie's confusion:

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Of course I know which scene you're referring to as you mentioned it was from earlier this week.

You also named off people who were on the set that are not normally on Vince's or Donnie Cabo's sets.

Since I work for Vouyer Media as talent and on the production side, I'm usually working for Vouyer at least three days a week.

You can look at my IAFD credits to see some of the Vouyer Media titles I appear in. Vouyer gets the newest, freshest girls!

You failed to Ask me about my popshot and just went on with your own analysis of what you heard. You don't need to reveal your source to make it obvious.

You're a Luke Ford Wannabe.

:Leprechaun:


Posted by: k1ng

Re: Willie D = Pudgy Leprechaun - 10/11/07 09:25 PM

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you're worse than Taryn Thomas trying to pretend she had e.coli.




can we please leave taryn out of this.




Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/11/07 09:34 PM

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Do you realy just make shit up as you go like this?

My God.

Where is the lie?







you didn't answer is you pop or not
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/11/07 09:47 PM

On a side note: since when is Kyle Stone a non-pop guy? I have been on countless sets with him and he never has issues. He's a goofy fuck, to be sure, but he is always able to pop at will.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/11/07 10:06 PM

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On a side note: since when is Kyle Stone a non-pop guy? I have been on countless sets with him and he never has issues. He's a goofy fuck, to be sure, but he is always able to pop at will.




i think is because kyle is in his late 40s close to 50 and on the other side Ryan is only in her 20s

a clear example of : say no to drugs
Posted by: MR WHIP

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/11/07 10:11 PM

Rocker, the asian pimp can pop too.

The Rocker is korean ?
Posted by: 6655321

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/11/07 10:13 PM

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On a side note: since when is Kyle Stone a non-pop guy? I have been on countless sets with him and he never has issues. He's a goofy fuck, to be sure, but he is always able to pop at will.




I was gonna say the same thing... Kyle has always been a pretty good guy for a pop.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/12/07 12:02 AM

ryan place in porn industry

fuck dude!!! are you wankus relative?? both of you are trash can friendly

Posted by: Willie D

Ryan = Stll A Broccil Boi - 10/12/07 12:42 AM

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Posted again to settle Willie's confusion



Yeah, right,

50% of your IAFD credits are for bukkakes...another 25 are for "many guys cum in one whore's mouth' series. Is this how you disginguish yourself in porn? Seriously, I found 4 reference under your name to "Voyeur Media."

Let me guess, you have other jobs with them, which include:
-sweeping floors
-mopping up jizz
-fetching lunch
-waving Galde Air-Scent candles around the set when you gono begins to smell through your Wal-Mart thread-bare boxers. Riiight?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Willie D still a prick - 10/12/07 12:56 AM

Wrong again Fat Boy.

You're after me Lucky Charms.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Ryan = Stll A Broccil Boi - 10/12/07 12:59 AM

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Posted again to settle Willie's confusion



Yeah, right,

50% of your IAFD credits are for bukkakes...another 25 are for "many guys cum in one whore's mouth' series. Is this how you disginguish yourself in porn? Seriously, I found 4 reference under your name to "Voyeur Media."

Let me guess, you have other jobs with them, which include:
-sweeping floors
-mopping up jizz
-fetching lunch
-waving Galde Air-Scent candles around the set when you gono begins to smell through your Wal-Mart thread-bare boxers. Riiight?





and i dont know why ryana is talking about Rob's moobs when she have pre-teen boobies,...... training-bra for Ryana!!
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/12/07 12:59 AM

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ryan place in porn industry

fuck dude!!! are you wankus relative?? both of you are trash can friendly






Mira.

Ashley is trying to cop a feel on my Ass in the third and fifth frame. I knew it!
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/12/07 01:06 AM

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ryan place in porn industry

fuck dude!!! are you wankus relative?? both of you are trash can friendly






Mira.

Ashley is trying to cop a feel on my Ass in the third and fifth frame. I knew it!




retire broccoli, retire
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/12/07 01:09 AM

Can't Quit, too many Latin Whores tasting my penis.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/12/07 01:10 AM

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Can't Quit, too many Latin Whores tasting my penis.




sure

vanity, danielle fox and the rest of the brazilian tranny gang
Posted by: 6655321

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/12/07 01:11 AM

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Can't Quit, too many Latin Whores tasting my penis.




Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/12/07 01:14 AM

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Can't Quit, too many Latin Whores tasting my penis.




sure

vanity, danielle fox and the rest of the brazilian tranny gang




Not Familiar. You are fan of theres?
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Willie D = Luke Ford Wannabe - 10/12/07 01:26 AM

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Can't Quit, too many Latin Whores tasting my penis.




sure

vanity, danielle fox and the rest of the brazilian tranny gang




Not Familiar.




how not? they are your co-workers
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/12/07 05:34 AM

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You wasted a half hour of tape filming no wood?

That's bad directing on your part.




No.... i wasted half an hour of tape filming us making fun of you for having no wood while you struggled on the other side of the room.

Thats comedy.



Post the video. I could use a good laugh.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/12/07 05:39 AM

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i know you don't have money for a motel, but you can commit a Chico Wang in a dumpster... nobody gonna miss you, maybe luke found out your death 5 years later



This would make a great sig.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Willie D still a prick - 10/12/07 10:38 AM

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Wrong again Fat Boy.



How can I be wrong, meth addict? You asked me to check IAFD and see your credits with Voyeur Media...you're listed in 4 of them...4

http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=RyanKnox/gender=m/Ryan-Knox.htm

So it seems you are illiterate as well as flaccid.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/12/07 10:44 AM

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You wasted a half hour of tape filming no wood?

That's bad directing on your part.



No, that's comedy, especially when it involves a useless 20-something woodless meth addict who likes to get pissed on by fat streetwalkers in front of AB and Jim.

You'll never win this battle, methfreak, you are the pathetic whipping boy of XPT.
Posted by: 6655321

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/12/07 10:51 AM

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You wasted a half hour of tape filming no wood?

That's bad directing on your part.




No.... i wasted half an hour of tape filming us making fun of you for having no wood while you struggled on the other side of the room.

Thats comedy.



Post the video. I could use a good laugh.




I'll hunt for it a little later maybe... all my shit is packed up at the moment and i have an ungodly number of Mini DV tapes. It may be on my one external still too..... i will hunt, cause its comedy gold... like Nautica putting on a strap on and making it look limp "hi, i'm ryan knox!"
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/12/07 10:59 AM

Maybe it'll bump the Alexa rating on this site up a milimeter.

Willie, I said I'd by you a burger at the convention and I meant it!

Those burgers are like 6 bucks a piece.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Creepy PM from Willie D - 10/12/07 11:04 AM

Subject:
You are worthless

just thought i'd let you know that, methboy, now go firee up another hit...i know all about you


Creepy. But Your Leprechaun Magic wont work on me.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Willie D still a prick - 10/12/07 11:08 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Wrong again Fat Boy.



How can I be wrong, meth addict? You asked me to check IAFD and see your credits with Voyeur Media...you're listed in 4 of them...4

http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=RyanKnox/gender=m/Ryan-Knox.htm

So it seems you are illiterate as well as flaccid.




2004-2007 (Started around 25 years old)

27 years old and he look like 47


Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/12/07 11:08 AM

Quote:

You'll never win this battle




I'm not battling you, I don't battle homos that quote Rush
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/12/07 08:44 PM

Quote:

Quote:

You'll never win this battle




I'm not battling you, I don't battle homos that quote Rush




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwuxSjsdwVY
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: E.T. has a sex change and becomes a pornstar - 10/13/07 07:57 AM

Quote:

Quote:

You'll never win this battle




I'm not battling you, I don't battle homos that quote Rush




What you got against Neil Peart?
Posted by: Anonymous

A Meth Junkie Called Ryan Knox - 10/13/07 08:10 AM

Quote:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwuxSjsdwVY







El G, that made me spew coffee all over my keyboard and monitor. I can't stop laughing.


Posted by: Vizzle

Re: A Meth Junkie Called Ryan Knox - 10/13/07 09:14 AM

OMG, that was so fucked up! Good way to start the day.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Your posts are tired and weak - 10/13/07 09:35 AM

Uh, is that supposed to embarrass me or something?

Ain't happening.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: A Meth Junkie Called Ryan Knox - 10/13/07 09:36 AM

Quote:

Uh, is that supposed to embarrass me or something?

Ain't happening.



That's because you're a meth addict. You can't tell when you're being complimented or criticized any more.

Die...seriously...die
Posted by: RyanKnox

Quit stalking me Willie D - 10/13/07 09:41 AM

No More creepy PM messages please

You are a grown man, aren't you?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quit stalking me Willie D - 10/13/07 09:52 AM

Quote:

You are a grown man, aren't you?



Well, until today you thought I was a leprechaun. Guess it must have been the drugs.

Face it, you're a drug addict who can't get wood, even when it means putting food on your table. You're one sorry excuse for a porn worker.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Quit stalking me Willie D - 10/13/07 09:58 AM

Quote:

Quote:

You are a grown man, aren't you?



Well, until today you thought I was a leprechaun.




I still think you're a Leprechaun, just a creepy one.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Quit stalking me Willie D - 10/13/07 10:00 AM

I'd rather be one than a meth addict who pays rent by allowing fat hookers frrom Nordhoff St. to urinate on me. Did you see you hair that day? You hadn't bathed in a week, easy.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Quit stalking me Willie D - 10/13/07 10:05 AM




Willie asks, "Can you spare any change?"
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Quit stalking me Willie D - 10/13/07 10:07 AM

at this moment ryana didn't answer if he poped or not
Posted by: Willie D

kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/13/07 11:24 AM

I'm singing, Cryin...want to hear the song??? Sure ya do!

kyle stone pop and Ryana no
kyle stone pop and Ryana no
kyle stone pop and Ryana no

c'mon Cryin, sing along with me...

kyle stone pop and Ryana no
kyle stone pop and Ryana no
kyle stone pop and Ryana no

I'd accuse you of using Caverject, but since you didn't pop, I know I'd be wrong...
Posted by: RyanKnox

Willie D Let it Go - 10/13/07 11:38 AM

Is that a Rush song?

Seriously, I'm starting to feel a little harassed with all the Private Messages you're sending. I'll stop posting and hopefully your psychotic episodes will subside.

Posted by: 6655321

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/13/07 11:39 AM

Quote:

Is that a Rush song?

Seriously, I'm starting to feel a little harassed with all the Private Messages you're sending. I'll stop posting and hopefully your psychotic episodes will subside.




seriously... wtf do you have against Rush.....
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/13/07 11:40 AM

The Singer Dude.

His Bass playing is good but his vocals suck.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/13/07 12:20 PM

Quote:

I'm singing, Cryin...want to hear the song??? Sure ya do!

kyle stone pop and Ryana no
kyle stone pop and Ryana no
kyle stone pop and Ryana no

c'mon Cryin, sing along with me...

kyle stone pop and Ryana no
kyle stone pop and Ryana no
kyle stone pop and Ryana no

I'd accuse you of using Caverject, but since you didn't pop, I know I'd be wrong...





he dont have money for buy caverject, he use that little gingsen bottles that sell in the gas stations
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/13/07 05:38 PM

Quote:

50% of your IAFD credits are for bukkakes...another 25 are for "many guys cum in one whore's mouth' series.




Quote:


I'd accuse you of using Caverject, but since you didn't pop, I know I'd be wrong...





Why do you think I appear in so many of those titles if I don't Cum?

:contradiction:
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/13/07 05:54 PM

Quote:


Why do you think I appear in so many of those titles if I don't Cum?




Comic releif?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/13/07 05:58 PM

Quote:

Quote:


Why do you think I appear in so many of those titles if I don't Cum?




Comic releif?




Someone has to comfort the old and weak.

Watching you spell releif, that's comedy.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/13/07 06:40 PM

Quote:

Quote:

50% of your IAFD credits are for bukkakes...another 25 are for "many guys cum in one whore's mouth' series.




Quote:


I'd accuse you of using Caverject, but since you didn't pop, I know I'd be wrong...





Why do you think I appear in so many of those titles if I don't Cum?

:contradiction:





did you pop on vouyeur set? yes or no? is a simple question

why you didn't answer ?
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/14/07 04:10 AM

Quote:

The Singer Dude.

His Bass playing is good but his vocals suck.




What about the voice of Geddy Lee? How did it get so high?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/14/07 11:50 AM

Rush kicked ass prior to Grace Under Pressure. After that, not so much.
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/14/07 05:24 PM

Rush fucking rules, end of story. Best band ever to come out of Canada.

Posted by: damaged

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/14/07 05:39 PM

Quote:

Rush fucking rules, end of story. Best band ever to come out of Canada.






Neil Young, the Band, etc?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/14/07 06:22 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Rush fucking rules, end of story. Best band ever to come out of Canada.






Neil Young, the Band, etc?




bryan adams

Posted by: loopnode

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/14/07 07:12 PM

Damn that ET porn is old; from 95 or 96 and I think it's Brazilian.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/14/07 08:55 PM

Who cares if Ryan popped?

Who watches Ryan and/or Rob?


The only worthwhile mention was Willie's reference to Monique Alexander. Adorable.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/14/07 09:00 PM

love that little Ark. trailer trash


Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/14/07 09:03 PM

Quote:

love that little Ark. trailer trash







I waver between Gauge and Ginger Lynn as my all-time favorites ....
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/15/07 04:54 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Rush fucking rules, end of story. Best band ever to come out of Canada.






Neil Young, the Band, etc?




Ok, I'll give you Neil Young, but I never really cared for The Band.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/15/07 08:06 AM

btw, Neil Young isn't a "BAND".


Just saying ...

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/15/07 08:26 AM

Quote:

btw, Neil Young isn't a "BAND".


Just saying ...






Ha! Nice loophole, then I stand by my original statement, Rush IS the best BAND to come out of Canada.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: kyle stone pop and Ryana no - 10/15/07 02:40 PM

Quote:

Quote:

btw, Neil Young isn't a "BAND".


Just saying ...






Ha! Nice loophole, then I stand by my original statement, Rush IS the best BAND to come out of Canada.



Voi-vod are a great Canadian band. Nowhere as popular or huge as Rush, but technically equal if not superior in musicianship.