Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Long

Posted by: Anonymous

Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Long - 10/09/07 04:19 PM

Now in a FIRE SALE.....Donny is unloading a 1971 240z turbo nitrous clean no rust sell or trade.

http://www.lemonfree.com/580360.html

Please make him an offer or he may just end up on the street!!! I guess the production company gig didnt work out the way he thought it would!

http://www.donnylongproductions.com
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/09/07 04:27 PM

Quote:

Now in a FIRE SALE.....Donny is unloading a 1971 240z turbo nitrous clean no rust sell or trade.

http://www.lemonfree.com/580360.html



Please make him an offer or he may just end up on the street!!! I guess the production company gig didnt work out the way he thought it would!

http://www.donnylongproductions.com




http://www.donnylongproductions.com/prices.html
Posted by: Pornado

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/09/07 04:36 PM



I suppose the ones in the middle are just that, ones.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/09/07 04:44 PM

No, they were real. But as the title of this thread suggests, they were going.... going... GONE.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/09/07 05:56 PM

How does one get a hotmil.com email address?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/09/07 06:19 PM

That ad was posted 251 days ago, almost a year.

Dumb fuck can't even sell a car. Fucking stuporpimp.
Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/09/07 06:42 PM

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That ad was posted 251 days ago, almost a year.

Dumb fuck can't even sell a car. Fucking stuporpimp.



He can't sell it because a hackjob modded 240Z isn't worth a goddamned cent. If it was an LS1 transplant or an RB or SR swap, it might be worth something. For the most part, though, a poorly modded Z car is worth jack shit. That thing just looks like a basket case and probably isn't worth the effort to tow it to the junk yard.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/09/07 06:52 PM

I dunno, Bill. There's a sucker born every minute. Hell, that's how Ceara makes her living selling panties and bags of shit. I think it speaks more to Donnie Numbnutz' shitty salesmanship (which seems to translate into his adult ventures) than it does to this relic being a piece of shit car.
Posted by: Bill Hicks

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/09/07 07:02 PM

Yeah, but Ceara's catering to a specific market and doing well at it.

Z enthusiasts would pitch a fit over what he's done to that car, and not just because of Donny's backwoods retard sales pitch.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/09/07 07:06 PM

Well, I'm sure Donnie's backwoods retard automotive skills haven't helped. About as strong as his backwoods retard pimpin' skills.
Posted by: Walrus

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/09/07 10:46 PM

Nothing gets the ladies purring like vintage 1971 primer gray.
Posted by: JRV

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/09/07 11:10 PM

If he can't sell his car, does it mean he'll be forced to sell his prized gerbils on Ebay???
Posted by: Stevie Why

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/09/07 11:30 PM

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I suppose the ones in the middle are just that, ones.



Actually, he lost all his money seconds after this photo was taken when it was sucked out the window when his elbow slipped.

Never flash cash in a car. Just leads to trouble.
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/10/07 08:58 AM

i love the 6 dollar shirt you buy in rite aid to go with the hundreds he's flashing. i actually know he is "directing" for some internet companies i heard and using top talent. he must talk a REALLY REALLY good game over the phone. lol
Posted by: Willie D

Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever - 10/10/07 09:21 AM

Donny Long is simply the dumbest motherfucker in porn...and that says a lot. I don't mean "dumb" likes he's a poor decisionmaker or lacks basic social skills (which he does), he just can't compose basic sentences. Here's how Donny Jondra wants to chasten you...

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IF YOUR WANTING TO STEEL [sic] FROM THIS CAR, BEWARE OF THE OWNER NOT THE DOG!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE NO DREAMERS ONLY PEOPLE WITH REAL MONEY!!!



Hey Donny, trust me, I'll never "steel" from you. I know you'd really want to "beet" me up if I did. What a laughable, useless idiot. (leans back )
Posted by: Conky

Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever - 10/10/07 12:52 PM

Donny Long makes me laugh. He's all right. I don't mean as someone in the industry, just as something to laugh at.
Posted by: donny long

Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever - 10/15/07 10:05 PM

The only dumb people here are all you fuck heads that have no life and have nothing better to do than hate on me "someone who does better than all of you put together" Just came on to tell you all how dumb you are for posting this because I sold this car a week after I sold it which was a year ago, and only because I was moving and had no time to finish it. Also yes me and my company are directing for top companies and I am opening my own studios and offices so keep talking shit losers!
Thanks, Donny Long
ps. here is something for all of you!!!
Posted by: donny long

Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever - 10/15/07 10:05 PM

The only dumb people here are all you fuck heads that have no life and have nothing better to do than hate on me "someone who does better than all of you put together" Just came on to tell you all how dumb you are for posting this because I sold this car a week after I sold it which was a year ago, and only because I was moving and had no time to finish it. Also yes me and my company are directing for top companies so keep talking shit losers!
Thanks, Donny Long
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever - 10/15/07 11:14 PM

Quote:

The only dumb people here are all you fuck heads that have no life and have nothing better to do than hate on me "someone who does better than all of you put together" Just came on to tell you all how dumb you are for posting this because I sold this car a week after I sold it which was a year ago, and only because I was moving and had no time to finish it. Also yes me and my company are directing for top companies so keep talking shit losers!
Thanks, Donny Long




hello donny how are you???

did you knew the late Inkyo Volt Hwang a.k.a. Chico Wanker Wang??

If not, i invite you to make a research about his life and death then you can emulate his death(please), but not in a motel, better in your donnylongmobile, is going to be more fun for us

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever - 10/15/07 11:22 PM

wow. el g's english is easier to understand than donny's.
Posted by: elaborator

Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever - 10/15/07 11:24 PM


Just a chump without a checking account!
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever - 10/15/07 11:43 PM

Quote:

Just came on to tell you all how dumb you are for posting this because I sold this car a week after I sold it which was a year ago, and only because I was moving and had no time to finish it.



Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever - 10/16/07 01:40 AM

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I sold this car a week after I sold it...



Speaking of Rocket Scientists...

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever - 10/16/07 05:31 AM

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The only dumb people here are all you fuck heads that have no life and have nothing better to do than hate on me "someone who does better than all of you put together" Also yes me and my company are directing for top companies and I am opening my own studios and offices so keep talking shit losers!
Thanks, Donny Long
ps. here is something for all of you!!!




Mr. Long:

I'm not in the business and have no idea who you are actually - probably because you aren't a blonde teen girl - possibly because you can't construct a proper sentence.

If you are going to insult a person's intelligence it is usually best to make a cogent, cohesive argument using clear, proper English and correct grammar.

Your posting leaves me with no alternative but to classify you as a functional illiterate.

Let me try to help!




Quote:

Just came on to tell you all how dumb you are for posting this because I sold this car a week after I sold it which was a year ago, and only because I was moving and had no time to finish it.



Slighty Corrected:

"Just came to tell ALL OF YOU how dumb you are for posting this. I sold this car A YEAR AGO, a week after I POSTED it, and only because I was moving WHICH LEFT ME no time to RE-finish it."



While the car ad is more than 100 days short of a year, which might be used to undermine your credibility, my only problem with this explaination is your willingness to take a trade.

Kisses!





Ever At Your Service,

The FatMan

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/16/07 08:02 AM

Someone should use the cel number from the car ad and that ridiculous photograph and write a creative ad for the mfm ads on craigslist.
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: Going Going Gone...NEED CASH FAST....Donny Lon - 10/16/07 08:22 AM

i think the key word in his little diatribe was directing NOT performing for big companies.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Donny Jondra = Dumbest Pornodude Ever - 10/16/07 01:16 PM

Quote:

The only dumb people here are all you fuck heads that have no life and have nothing better to do than hate on me "someone who does better than all of you put together" Just came on to tell you all how dumb you are for posting this because I sold this car a week after I sold it which was a year ago, and only because I was moving and had no time to finish it. Also yes me and my company are directing for top companies and I am opening my own studios and offices so keep talking shit losers!
Thanks, Donny Long
ps. here is something for all of you!!!



What ya needed to do was to delete the ad for the car that you say you sold....so that website doesn’t waste bandwidth for something that isn’t available anymore. Also this shit about you moving from Florida cause there was a hurricane....If that was the case why didn’t all the other pornsers follow your lead....I guess it was because BangBros got tired of your shit and your former "agent" Eli couldn’t find your dumb ass any more work.