Posted by: warp_speed
Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 03:24 PM
I find Shelly Lubben and her friends to be upstanding citizens who want nothing more than to help people on the bottom of our society. We, as a community, should do our very best to help them. After all, what group of people other than the XXXPT crowd would be better at pointing out the darkest aspects of this business. Thus, I proclaim the purpose of this thread to be the posting of pictures that will make young women think twice about trying porn.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 03:26 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 03:42 PM
I should've started with these. These are very dear to me.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 03:45 PM
She has a great day ahead of her.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 03:54 PM
He loves his job. She doesn't.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 04:05 PM
I think I just got carpal tunnel syndrome. But my conscience is clean. For now.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 04:18 PM
I just jerked to this picture. I love it.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: warped_sped..for real?? - 09/13/07 04:27 PM
Attn Pudthumpers...
Now Hear This ya gathering of effeminate man-bitches ...
I'm going to go out on a limb here.
I've watched warped_sped decimate cryan knox in a highly viewed and responded to thread. He(?) played it expertly.
And now this thread.. an absolute perfect game of degeneracy.
No hits..no runs..just failures.
This kid may come from the land of inherent genetic suicide
and Dads that wipe their offsprings bloody feces off on said offsprings pillows.. But I nominate this incoherent half-load of a bitch N00b 0f T3h Year.
Amirite.
Posted by: Monstar
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 04:28 PM
even i died a little looking @ this thread.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 04:32 PM
LouCypher: Kind words, but I cannot take credit. I am merely doing the Lord's work.
Alexander: Mission accomplished.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 04:38 PM
Yawn. Sorry, but loopnode's got the market cornered on gross-out porn pics. Hey warp-seed, how's it feel to be a failure at everything?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 06:07 PM
Worst. Thread. Ever.
Too bad. You did a good job taking down Knox.
Posted by: ChuckSpears
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 06:16 PM
All this thread says is that if you're an ugly bitch, you do low-rent porn.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 06:26 PM
No, Whiskeydick, he did a pretty good job beating up on you. Not that it's a hard thing to do, but it's harder than you've ever been on set, so I'd be shutting my mouth if I were you.
I feel I should win some kind of award, or maybe some psychiatric therapy. In a peculiar rare case of bad judgment I clicked onto this thread while eating a steak for dinner. I managed to look at every post and read every comment without even the slightest hint of backwash.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 06:33 PM
Meh, whatever Knox. You're not very interesting, or very bright. Why don't you go play with Warp. He needs somebody to pity right now.
Posted by: Postmortem
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 09:08 PM
You haven't even gotten the surgery? What kind of low-rent tranny are ya?!? You just fuckin' dress like a bitch, you fuckin' circus freak? Pathetic.
Edit: And those freaks who go to Thailand to get their dicks chopped off should stay there and take it up the ass and artificial pussyhole from demented sex tourists. I bet Warp would be game, am I right man?
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 09:34 PM
I can't decide if this:
or this:
is my favorite photo. Truly, they are both works of art.
Posted by: vanessa
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 10:48 PM
Queerbot, you're the internet equivalent of the bubonic plague. Put your Wittgenstein aside and rent a hooker. You'll feel better.
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 11:30 PM
There are 81 posts in this thread as I see it for the first time. I haven't viewed any of it yet. Someone answer me, is there any reason I should? Muchas Gracias.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/13/07 11:56 PM
Brushing her teeth with the semen of rejects.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 12:07 AM
I wish he'd keep pulling his fingers apart until her face breaks.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 12:14 AM
By the way, the soundtrack of this thread is WASP - Unholy Terror.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 12:36 AM
Do you want them to do that YOUR asshole??
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 12:42 AM
I fucking love this pic. She probably doesn't.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 10:24 AM
I am disappointed in all of you. Am I the only one that cares about young womens' long term well being? I will post more pics soon. You people disgust me.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 01:46 PM
they said we would film love
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 01:50 PM
I wonder where midgets buy stayups.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 01:51 PM
Why is the midget fucknig grandma??
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 01:55 PM
Ok, I will do G/G but no boys. That's degrading.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 01:58 PM
At least it's not Ryan Knox.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 01:59 PM
Look into her eyes. I won't, but someone should.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 02:02 PM
This pic makes me so angry.
But also
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 02:03 PM
If you keep getting pissed on your hair will turn green from all the things growing in it.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 02:04 PM
More will come. It never ends. Just like those nightmares... Just ask Gia.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 03:00 PM
I've seen enough. I'm officially retiring from this thread.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 03:38 PM
Quote:
I've seen enough. I'm officially retiring from this thread.
Zen, please, why don't you officially retire this thread. For the love of God, Zen...
Posted by: Gunker
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 09:07 PM
Before retirement, I feel that this pic needs inclusion:
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 11:14 PM
It makes me happy to see you squirm. I realize that you are starting to see the horror you herlp bring to this world.
But I can't for the life of me understand why the fuck you have to keep reading this thread if you don't want to see what's in it. Some of you whiners remind me of christian fundamentalists that thinks the logical conclusion when they hear something on the radio that they don't like is to require a law against it, not TURING THE FUCKING KNOB AND CHANGING HE CHANNEL.
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 11:52 PM
They said they loved your meaty pussy
Posted by: warp_speed
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/14/07 11:58 PM
Know that I am crying as I post these.
Posted by: Mike Meatmaster
Re: Examine this thread before you do porn. - 09/15/07 08:51 AM
She's kinda cute. I wonder if this site could get a sponsorship from Viagra.
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