One last chance for Ryan Knox

Posted by: warp_speed

One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/06/07 10:57 PM

On saturday or sunday I will watch MILF Gangbang #2, starring our very own Ryan Knox. This will be the first movie in a very long time in which he has a normal sex role, i.e. not lesbian bukkake, etc. This will be the final test for you Ryan. I will try to be 100% fair and balanced while judging your performance. IF you once again come off as a limp dicked and annoying frat boy I will forever stick to my guns and continue to work for your removal from the porno industry. However, if you do a good job and fuck the MILF assigned to you good, then I will publicly apologize for my harsh words here on this board.

Your place in the history books is on the line, Ryan. Are you nervous yet?
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/06/07 11:07 PM

Dude, you're about 18 months behind the curve, and now you're gonna watch "MILF Gangbang #2, starring our very own Ryan Knox."? Have fun and spare us the details.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/06/07 11:09 PM

I have not been a follower of Ryan Knox's career. I merely resent the few times I have run into him while choosing movies based on other criterias. Ryan Knox fanbois will of course have more knowledge of his work.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/07/07 12:05 AM

It's not about following knox's career. It's about following xpt. Do your homework. Lurk a little on some past threads.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/07/07 01:00 PM

Flattery 'll get ya' nowhere.
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/07/07 05:02 PM

And if there is one thing Ryan Knox is an authority on it is nowhere.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/07/07 05:02 PM

Quote:

And if there is one thing Ryan Knox is an authority on it is nowhere.






Lock it up!
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/07/07 05:45 PM


Watch more porn!
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/07/07 05:47 PM

Quote:

Ryan Knox fanbois will of course have more knowledge of his work.




Cryin' Ryan has fanbois???
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/07/07 05:49 PM

What you mean?

I got a fan buying porn Just because I'm in it?

A Gangbang movie to Boot


Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/08/07 09:26 AM

Quote:

What you mean?

I got a fan buying porn Just because I'm in it?

A Gangbang movie to Boot







To be honest I didn't know you were in it before I bought it. You never took me up on my challenge in the other thread about posting the name of the movie in which you - according to yourself - did your best performance. I would have bought that movie. I am nothing if not fair and balanced.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/08/07 12:46 PM

I'm sure everyone cares about your opinion, Your such an influential force. Enjoy, Fan.
Posted by: Conky

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/08/07 01:26 PM

Warp Speed, you should listen to Ryan. He's a big player in the porn world. Just look at his list of movies on IAFD.com. If that's not the sign of a young man going places in this industry, then my name isn't Conky.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/08/07 02:18 PM

I don't think I'm a big player, I think you are Conk

Just look at your number of posts on XXXPORNTALK.COM

If that's not a sign of a man with a demanding, important schedule then I don't know what is!
Posted by: Conky

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/08/07 02:21 PM

Don't worry, Ryan. Our paths don't cross professionally because what I do on a day to day basis doesn't involve standing in other men's DNA the way you do.

But good luck in all of your future endeavors. Hey, shouldn't you be thinking about retiring, like Kurt? Oh wait, being Stuntcock #23 doesn't pay that well, does it?

Meh.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/08/07 02:27 PM

Well you sure have put me in my place and now you can go back to improving yourself and just enjoying the Saturday
Posted by: Conky

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/08/07 02:29 PM

To be honest, there's very little to improve. But I live for your posts and follow your career keenly, Ryan.

I really hope that big break comes along while you're still young enough to enjoy it. Or find gainful employment when it doesn't.

Have a great weekend.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/08/07 02:34 PM

Well no room for improvment would certainly explain all the time you spend here.

I'll take your advice and enjoy the weekend, I'm sure you still have some work to do here before you can relax.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 04:09 AM

The scene lasted for 42 minutes. Ryan Knox maintained whiskey dick for all of 4 minutes. He was fully erect at one point, lasting about 30 seconds. This wasn't even during the popshot. To be fair, the other guys were not much better.

Now before we let loose the gay smileys and comments about watching male talents' erection status, let's all remember that maintaining wood is the single most important aspect of a male porno performer's job. If you can't do that, you should not be in porn. Beautiful female talent was WASTED due to limp dicked losers.

Thus I am saddened to find myself unable to change my last verdict on Ryan Knox as a male talent in porn. Nobody should hire him for sex parts, unless we are talking about lesbian bukkake, etc where wood is not important. I'm sorry, Ryan, but you are not good at what you do. You should find another hobby.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 09:44 AM

What about scene 2 of 3?

I do remember having to do two scenes that day, both with somewhat attractive women over 50. Not exsactly ideal humping conditions.

Maybe you should get into the porno review buisiness.

Even then I don't think that your opinion would matter to anyone.

Half of the annoying posters on here are reviewers and that is there only claim to "fame" in the porno world.

Unfortunately, like you, they have no credibitlity.

Warp, I'm sorry to inform you that I'm not going to quit doing porn. I'm still going to get hired by a lot of Directors(good friends of mine) and just keep enjoying life.

Despite of your weak feelings.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:19 AM

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What about scene 2 of 3?

I do remember having to do two scenes that day, both with somewhat attractive women over 50. Not exsactly ideal humping conditions.

Maybe you should get into the porno review buisiness.

Even then I don't think that your opinion would matter to anyone.

Half of the annoying posters on here are reviewers and that is there only claim to "fame" in the porno world.

Unfortunately, like you, they have no credibitlity.

Warp, I'm sorry to inform you that I'm not going to quit doing porn. I'm still going to get hired by a lot of Directors(good friends of mine) and just keep enjoying life.

Despite of your weak feelings.




I never intended to slam you persopnally, Ryan. Your posts on this board makes you come off as nothing but a decent guy, at least that is my experience. I understand if you want to do porn - what guy hasn't dreamt of that? I am however also a paying customer and I do think that male talent suffering from the problems you are an example of is the cause of many bad porno movies. Thus - as I understand you naturally have no intention of leaving porn - I have no choice but to give my advice as a customer to the producers who may listen to me (or won't).

Thus, know that I have no ill feelings for you as a person or as a poster on this board. My quarrel with you is strictly on a professional level.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:31 AM

Sure but you are NO ONE on a professional level but a paying customer and that is all you will ever be.

I like getting Laid everyday and getting paid for it.

Do you honestly believe that your opinion will change any of that? I don't have any problems doing porn, sure, good days and bad days but hey, I still gets the pussy fan!

And no Warp. Producers don't give a shit about you or what you have to say (hate to break it to ya) there's just so much porn out there Saturating the market that one disgruntled Fan's opinion doesn't mean Shit.

In the Grand scheme of things, you haven't even made a dent or a point.

No one is listening to you but you.

That's the difference between you and me, you will always have something to say and I will always have something to do. Tell you what, I'll keep making pornos and you keep buying them and bashing me for it. Everything will be as it should.

Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:35 AM

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Sure but you are NO ONE on a professional level but a paying customer and that is all you will ever be.


um, ryan, without paying customers, there would be no pornography.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:36 AM

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Sure but you are NO ONE on a professional level but a paying customer and that is all you will ever be.

I like getting Laid everyday and getting paid for it.

Do you honestly believe that your opinion will change any of that? I don't have any problems doing porn, sure, good days and bad days but hey, I still gets the pussy fan!

And no Warp. Producers don't give a shit about you or what you have to say (hate to break it to ya) there's just so much porn out there Saturating the market that one disgruntled Fan's opinion doesn't mean Shit.

In the Grand scheme of things, you haven't even made a dent or a point.

No one is listening to you but you.

That's the difference between you and me, you will always have something to say and I will always have something to do. Tell you what, I'll keep making pornos and you keep buying them and bashing me for it. Everything will be as it should.






You're mostly repeating points found in my post, so I naturally agree with them. And you are certainly right in that I am an nobody except a paying customer in this business. However, I never claimed to be anything else. Also, you are probably right in saying that my views will have no impact on anything. Again, I'm not going to argue that point with you.

I am however starting to fear that I have singled you out esy too much in my criticism due to the fact that you hang out on this board. There are lots of other male talent that is suffering from the same problems.

Either way, I am not out to fight with you. I am merely stating my opinion.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:38 AM

Gigi, um, please read the thread titled:

'Why would anyone pay for porn that owns a computer'

Dumbshit.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:40 AM

Quote:

Gigi, um, please read the thread titled:

'Why would anyone pay for porn that owns a computer'

Dumbshit.




But surely you realize that free porn is only supplied due to the fact that there are SOME paying customers? You can't pirate movies if there are none produced. Nor can you surf TGP sites, etc if there are no websites trying to advertise their material.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:43 AM

Quote:

Gigi, um, please read the thread titled:

'Why would anyone pay for porn that owns a computer'

Dumbshit.


i'm waiting for you to edit that before i respond. hurry up; i don't have all day!
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:43 AM

Nope.
I'm all set.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:45 AM

Quote:

Nope.
I'm all set.


no shit! i must say, i am duly impressed.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:47 AM

Touche!

Kind of.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:50 AM

no one would produce pornography if they were not making money. piracy is only one way to access the same pornography that plenty are willing to shell out money for.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:52 AM

Quote:


That's the difference between you and me, you will always have something to say and I will always have something to do.







Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 10:54 AM

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i did not know the camera of death made on-set visits!
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:00 AM

Love the sig, GiGi.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:01 AM

Quote:

Love the sig, GiGi.


thank you. i've had no less than seven pm's about it.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:02 AM

That's very Flattering, thank you.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:10 AM

Nicole Moore dismounting Ryan after "riding him" (more like jumping up and down in your lap). As everyone can clearly see you are not hard at all. Why would I like to see a dude with a limp dick and a woman jumping up and down in his lap?

Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:14 AM

From the thread in the other section:

Quote:

Whoa Whoa, you don't pay me, the producers do. You pay the retail store or the online distributor. They pay the producers.

You act as if I need to explain myself for your disappointment in my overall performing.

There is no consequence to me of your opinion be it positive or negative.

So now I have to assume that you're just plain jealous and can't handle the fact that I get to perform regularly. If you don't like it, don't buy it.




Now this is obviously an argument that does not hold up to scrutiny. As I clearly state in my post preceeding your response I am INDIRECTLY paying you. That is, the producers take my - the apying customer's - money and pay you with it. Surely we don't have to argue about this connection in the business process?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:14 AM

You like pictures of me with pretty women do ya?

Well make up your mind! If you have any other screen caps, please post as I like to collect as much footage as I can.

Unfortunately you are unable to correctly place chronilogical events.

The producer pays me before you even see the movie and then 3 months later when it is out, you DIRECTLY pay the retail store.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:24 AM

Quote:

You like pictures of me with pretty women do ya?

Well make up your mind! If you have any other screen caps, please post as I like to collect as much footage as I can.

Unfortunately you are unable to correctly place chronilogical events.

The producer pays me before you even see the movie and then 3 months later when it is out, you DIRECTLY pay the retail store.




Yes, Ryan. The paying customers DIRECTLY pay the retail store but INDIRECTLY they pay for all salaries and profits related to the production. Where do you think the money comes from? I think you should think a bout this for a bit before you respond.

Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:25 AM

Here's another pic of you trying to cram your limp dick into Moore's vagina. I tried to make a screencap of you shaking your head to the producer signaling that you couldn't get hard. The intent of the motion didn't transfer to a still picture though.





Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:27 AM

And here's another one of you jerking of a totally flaccid dick to produce some semen for the pretty lady's face. This shit is NOT good porn.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:33 AM

No, Sorry,

But the Sole profits of a producer channel out to a lot of other networks. Not just retail. Ever scince the internet was invented, producers are making all kinds of deals with VOD sites, distributors, wireless content, Live feeds and so forth.

DVD and retail will be dead very soon, so any company that profits and utilizes money soley on retail will be bankrupt.

You're money spent on retail doesn't do shit for anyone, except the retail store.

Understand?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:36 AM

More screencaps please, when am I going to see a limpdick?

Thank you, btw, the more pics I can get, the better.

Are you stroking it to that scene right now? While your spamming?
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:46 AM

Quote:

No, Sorry,

But the Sole profits of a producer channel out to a lot of other networks. Not just retail. Ever scince the internet was invented, producers are making all kinds of deals with VOD sites, distributors, wireless content, Live feeds and so forth.

DVD and retail will be dead very soon, so any company that profits and utilizes money soley on retail will be bankrupt.

You're money spent on retail doesn't do shit for anyone, except the retail store.

Understand?




Ryan, I think you're misunderstanding my argument. I chose retail as an example of a kind of distributor. However, it doesn't matter if we use internet services or retail stores as an example, the argument still remains valid.

The POINT of the argument is that distribution (in whichever way) is a way to connect the buyer and the seller. The production side of the equation get all their salaries and profits from the consumers via the distribution channels, i.e. indirectly. It is not true that my money DIRECTLY spent in the distribution channel of your choice only matter to the distributors. If people won't buy stuff from the distributors, the distributors won't buy stuff from the producers.

I think you are making the mistake of looking at a single movie at a time. You have to imagine the business process as channels of money and products though. That's the only way to explain the business - or any similar kind of business for that matter - in the long run (i.e. normal rolling operations).

Surely you see that consumers, distributors and producers are all connected in this way and that the production sector cannot possible be said to be disconnected from the consumers just because they use different kinds of distribution channels to sell their goods?

I think the
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:53 AM

Well I certainly enjoyed reading your essay on porn distribution and how it affects the buyer/seller's market.

You just spent the entire weekend writing, watching and obsessing about me.

You can't get enough.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:58 AM

Some people just seem drawn to trainwrecks.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:01 PM

Ooops!

This thread has definitely run its course.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:08 PM

Quote:

We got it the first time, thanks bud.

Ooops!

This thread has definitely run its course.




"We" may have gotten it the first time. You ....

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:10 PM

Let's talk about porn douche bag.

What part of this thread has run its course don't you get?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:13 PM

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:20 PM

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= Warpspeed trying to make a point
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:22 PM

Quote:






A fact trying to get into your head.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:24 PM

Ignorance must be bliss for you.

I'm off to bang a porno chick, late.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:30 PM

Well, I don't think I can explain why the producers of porn are dependant on consumers of porn any clearer than that. I think you will see my point if you seriously try to understand what I am saying and stop sticking to your argument just because you don't want to be percieved as having been wrong.

As far as the question about me jacking off to the movie under debate goes, I must make you disappointed. As has been clear from my earlier posts I find the movie utterly ruined by horrible male talent. To be fair, you are only one of the many guys performing in the movie and the level of quality are all pretty much the same as yours. Thus I will not jack off to this movie ever again probably. That saddens me because the female talent is very beautiful.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:30 PM

Quote:

Ignorance must be bliss for you.




Which completely explains my endless bouts with bottomless depression.





Enjoy, man. Don't forget the Viagra.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:31 PM


Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:31 PM

Quote:

Ignorance must be bliss for you.

I'm off to bang a porno chick, late.




Bang, or have her jump up and down in your lap while your dick hangs flaccid between your legs?
Posted by: Postmortem

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:34 PM

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Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:53 PM

A picture from the other scene, featuring Ange Venus. Ryan spent most of the scene (seriously, that's not a joke. Most of the scene.) being jerked off by Ange who furiously tried to make him hard. In the end he got whiskey dick and after a few failed attempts managed to fuck her for a bit (for a short while even anal). Here's what most of the scene looked like:


Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 12:59 PM

Warp, you've made your point. I don't think we need to see any more pics of the flaccid failure known as Knox. Please.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:02 PM

Quote:

Warp, you've made your point. I don't think we need to see any more pics of the flaccid failure known as Knox. Please.




Your point is valid in all threads other than this. This thread is dedicated to exposing the very failure that you describe. Sometimes we must force ourselves to see the most disgusting things for the greater good. We cannot understand war if we don't make ourselves look at the horrific pictures of the effects of war. In the same manner we can never truely understand the pain felt by men suffering from erectile dysfunction unless we refuse to look away when Ryan Knox pollutes yet another porno movie.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:07 PM

If I'm a failure then why am I still working and why are you still payng to see my movies?
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:08 PM

Quote:

If I'm a failure then why am I still working and why are you still payng to see my movies?




Preference-Decision realignment lag.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:14 PM

Well then I'm sorry for you, if you're so against me then you shouldn't PAY to see my movies and you shouldn't devote ALL of you're time to writing me. You have model Stalker/Fan seeking behavior going on.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:17 PM

Quote:

If I'm a failure then why am I still working and why are you still payng to see my movies?




I have never paid a cent to see your movies and I never knowingly will. Those who actually pay for movies you're in either have no idea who you are, or are buying it to see someone else and intend to FF through your scenes. You contribute nothing to the industry, nothing to the board and nothing to society at large.

Ryan, if I found out you were on welfare, I'd stop paying taxes, just so that none of my money went to support you.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:19 PM

Quote:

Well then I'm sorry for you, if you're so against me then you shouldn't PAY to see my movies and you shouldn't devote ALL of you're time to writing me. You have model Stalker/Fan seeking behavior going on.




I didn't know you were in the movie when I bought it. In the future I will be more careful about the male talent and seriously consider if it is worth buying productions that you are part of.

As regards the stalker thingie, I think you put up a weak argument. Making a thread about the performance of a certain porno performer who one thinks ruins movies on a board dedicated to porn isn't really strange. I think you can see the difference between a stalker and someone who just points out his perspective on things where you happen to be. Also, you wastly over estimate the amount of time I spend talking about. This thread is the first time I've ever seriously written any posts about you, apart from poking fun of you once or twice.

By the way, are you already done banging that hot porno chick you wre talking about?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:22 PM




Man, Ryan, finished already??




What was the issue, ED or just came to fast?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:25 PM

JimBWho asked you?

I'm talking to my #1 fan.

I'd have to say that all this negativity coming from you isn't a healthy way to project your insecurities.

Maybe if you jerked off to a porno every once in a while (your only option for sexual outlet) you wouldn't have all this pent up emotion


Fatboy, scene's at 2:00, I'll give you the full report so you can jerk off.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:31 PM

Quote:

Who asked you?

I'm talking to my #1 fan.

I'd have to say that all this negativity coming from you isn't a healthy way to project your insecurities.

Maybe if you jerked off to a porno every once in a while (your only option for sexual outlet) you wouldn't have all this pent up emotion


Fatboy, scene's at 2:00, I'll give you the full report so you can jerk off.




Your fan/stalker/etc schtick is getting kinda old and easy to see through. Why is it so hard for you to accept that your performance - at least in the movie in the center of te debate in this thread - was bad? It's quite a clearcut case.

By the way, what kind of work do you do these days?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:34 PM




You started to prepare for the chick 1.5 hours early?
How much fluffing do you need?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:35 PM

It is easy to see through,
so why don't you give it a rest fan?

I work in porno as a performer/pm.

What do you do fan?
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:36 PM

Quote:






By the way, I wonder what he's thinking about while trying to get hard... Obviously not the chick jerking his cock...
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:40 PM

Quote:

It is easy to see through,
so why don't you give it a rest fan?

I work in porno as a performer/pm.

What do you do fan?




I have a real job, Ryan. As most people who don't make a living off of making a public spectacle of him or her self I'm not going to post about my job on a board such as this. I'm quite certain that I make quite a bit more money than you do though.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:40 PM

In Ryan's defense, maybe see the other guy's cock is why he lost he wood.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:42 PM

Quote:

In Ryan's defense, maybe see the other guy's cock is why he lost he wood.




It's a respectable attempt at saving our dear friend's face, but having seen the movie I know that Ryan did not have wood at any point before this picture was taken. To be honest though, he didn't get wood until like 10 minutes later though, so I guess looking at the other dude's cock didn't help.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:44 PM

Quote:

Quote:

It is easy to see through,
so why don't you give it a rest fan?

I work in porno as a performer/pm.

What do you do fan?




I have a real job, Ryan. As most people who don't make a living off of making a public spectacle of him or her self I'm not going to post about my job on a board such as this. I'm quite certain that I make quite a bit more money than you do though.




Sounds super important.

In a vague, phantom like sort of way.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:44 PM

Quote:



By the way, I wonder what he's thinking about while trying to get hard... Obviously not the chick jerking his cock...




haha


Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:44 PM

i feel for ryan. i can't imagine anything worse than being so tweaked the fuck out and so freakishly, dangerously horny in that way that only meth can make you, yet being absolutely and completely unable to produce even the slightest erection or to accomplish much of anything besides tweezing out all the hair on your legs over a course of thirty-seven hours.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:45 PM

Would you like to lick my sphincter?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:48 PM

Quote:

To be honest though, he didn't get wood until like 10 minutes later though, so I guess looking at the other dude's cock didn't help.




Funny, I thought staring at the other dude's cock is what finally gave him wood.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:48 PM

Quote:

Would you like to lick my sphincter?


no thank you. i've already eaten my limit of cum today.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:48 PM

Quote:

Ooops!

This thread has definitely run its course.




You're right, Cryin. Let's get back to your first meltdown where we banned you...and you sent those plaintive, pleading e-mails to Tony and Jeff begging to get back into the bukkakes? And how did Uncle Jeffy repay you? He let a few random streetwalkers urinate on you in RB3. Remember when you tried to get up and walk away (right after you vomited on yourself?), and Jim Powers forced you to sit down again and let them continue to piss on your face???

Remember that, you raging meth addict? They used you like a chump, just like we on XPT have for the past year. Making fun of you and watching you melt down into a semi-coherent broccoli cluster is about as easy as making a ham sandwich.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:49 PM

Quote:

Quote:



By the way, I wonder what he's thinking about while trying to get hard... Obviously not the chick jerking his cock...




haha







That's good, but I don't think you should cover up the eyes. As it stands now, one could think that he is really looking at her boobs and you just make it look as if he was oogling the other dude's cock. The original cap clearly shows where his eyes are turned.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:51 PM


You old fat weak fuck. A Ham sandwich is your most treasured love.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:51 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Would you like to lick my sphincter?


no thank you. i've already eaten my limit of cum today.





Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:53 PM

Perhaps you would like to suck the farts out of my ass then?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:55 PM

Quote:

Perhaps you would like to suck the farts out of my ass then?




Why would she? They are full of cum, too.



Posted by: Stevie Why

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:58 PM

Quote:

--




UCSD's real favorite porn star, Evelyn Lin everyone!
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 01:59 PM

there not full of gum
Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 02:04 PM

Quote:

Quote:

--




UCSD's real favorite porn star, Evelyn Lin everyone!


her vagina reminds me that i ate at arby's last week and it was delish.
Posted by: Stevie Why

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 02:06 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

--




UCSD's real favorite porn star, Evelyn Lin everyone!


her vagina reminds me that i ate at arby's last week and it was delish.




MMM...cheesy Arby's Melt....MMMM

Does anyone else notice that broken piece on the top of that phone?

UCSD students claim to be all super high tech...you'd think an IPhone would fit in so much more smoothly.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 02:11 PM

Some more pictures from the second scene (Ange Venus).

I'm not sure what Ryan is trying to do in this picture. Is he trying to blame her for not trying hard enough to make his flaccid dick rise? Is he trying to summon the will of the gods using strange hand signs?

Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 02:13 PM

Quote:

Some more pictures from the second scene (Ange Venus).

I'm not sure what Ryan is trying to do in this picture. Is he trying to blame her for not trying hard enough to make his flaccid dick rise? Is he trying to summon the will of the gods using strange hand signs?




he's indicating how many grams he had that week.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 02:17 PM

Quote:

he's indicating how many grams he had that XXXX Day.




Sorry, GiGi. Typo.
Posted by: Conky

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 02:18 PM

This is just great stuff. After sucking Kurt's cock in all of the Lockwood threads, Stuntcock #23 is now trying to use Kurt's same shtick against other posters.

Outstanding, Cryin'. I look forward to seeing your various begging emails to producers so that we can post them here, you limp dicked loser.

Go direct a movie. Oh, my bad.

Go stand in a crowd of ex-cons looking at their dicks while you struggle to get hard, oh Mighty Porn Influence.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 02:22 PM

it might be a combination of our suggestions:

Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 02:47 PM

Another picture that... well... let's just say that it seems very open minded. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 03:27 PM

One suggestion:

Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 03:31 PM

I think this would make a nice avatar. TOTALLY UNEDITED PICTURE (except for cropping and sizing)


Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 03:46 PM

Quote:

Quote:

he's indicating how many grams he had that XXXX Day.




Sorry, GiGi. Typo.


you're right, jim, i messed up. it really means, how many eightballs he could buy if he added up all the money he's made in porn, like ever.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 03:54 PM

Quote:

I think this would make a nice avatar. TOTALLY UNEDITED PICTURE (except for cropping and sizing)








Meh. Somehow, I think this one's more fitting:

Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 03:57 PM

Quote:


Meh. Somehow, I think this one's more fitting:




that's not a broccoli tattoo he has, it's a pickin' scar.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 06:44 PM

Quote:

Nicole Moore dismounting Ryan after "riding him" (more like jumping up and down in your lap). As everyone can clearly see you are not hard at all. Why would I like to see a dude with a limp dick and a woman jumping up and down in his lap?






Because porn is a lie. Word.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 06:49 PM

Phew.

I feel a lot better now my pipes are cleaned.

Thanks for keeping me in the spotlight for so long.

Conk, you'll have to bring up that Lockwood thread you speak of, I don't recall mentioning him once in any thread.

I'm afraid I don't have enough time to keep responding to this thread. I got bigger Fish to fry.

My gift to you is to let you feel as if your opinion matters, when we all know it doesn't.

My guess is that none of you posters would last 5 minutes in Porn or in LA for that matter.

If this thread was my 'one last chance' does that mean your gonna make me leave town? I want to see you try.
Posted by: Fireplug Fan

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 08:01 PM

Quote:

--




Warp, how would you rate Knox in this scene? On the minus side, he's phoning in his performance. On the plus side, he's finally hard, and he's set on vibrate.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 08:08 PM

Quote:

On the minus side, he's phoning in his performance.




I thought that was a plus. For the whore, for the viewer, for everyone involved.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 08:46 PM

Quote:

You're right, Cryin. Let's get back to your first meltdown where we banned you...and you sent those plaintive, pleading e-mails to Tony and Jeff begging to get back into the bukkakes? And how did Uncle Jeffy repay you? He let a few random streetwalkers urinate on you in RB3. Remember when you tried to get up and walk away (right after you vomited on yourself?), and Jim Powers forced you to sit down again and let them continue to piss on your face???




Awesome, I didn't know they made a dignity extractor for male whores, too?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 09:13 PM

Quote:

Phew.

I feel a lot better now my pipes are cleaned.



translation: "I Just threw up on myself again."




Quote:

Thanks for keeping me in the spotlight for so long.



translation: "Thank you for highlighting all my pathetic genetic defects."




Quote:

Conk, you'll have to bring up that Lockwood thread you speak of, I don't recall mentioning him once in any thread.




This one: http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=254721&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=all&vc=1




Quote:

I'm afraid I don't have enough time to keep responding to this thread. I got bigger Fish to fry.



translation: "I need to steal some dough from Mom's purse for more meth."




Quote:

My gift to you is to let you feel as if your opinion matters, when we all know it doesn't.



translation: "I have delusions of relevance as a fringe persona on the edge of a soceital pariah."




Quote:

My guess is that none of you posters would last 5 minutes in Porn or in LA for that matter.



translation: "I can only make it in the SFV (read: not L.A. proper or the O.C.) because my broccoli tattoosd are only accepted here."




Quote:

If this thread was my 'one last chance' does that mean your gonna make me leave town? I want to see you try.



I've met you and I know what a skinny little drug addict you are. You couldn't beat a drum. Congratulations on your limited income from pornography because you lack akills to even make it as a clerk at Jamba Juice.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:11 PM

Quote:

i feel for ryan. i can't imagine anything worse than being so tweaked the fuck out and so freakishly, dangerously horny in that way that only meth can make you, yet being absolutely and completely unable to produce even the slightest erection or to accomplish much of anything besides tweezing out all the hair on your legs over a course of thirty-seven hours.




I think this picture adds to your description about how horrible it must feel. Look at that facial expression. If that isn't sad, I don't know what is. Well, his erection too I guess.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:13 PM

six pages of ryan knox is six pages too much
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/09/07 11:15 PM

Quote:

six pages of ryan knox is six pages too much




Sometimes one must fight the good fight even if it hurts in the short run.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 10:00 AM

It seems that strange hand waving is not the only way Ryan desperately try to use in order to become hard. In this picture we see him using the old chinese method of staring long and hard at the penis to make it scared stiff. Because Ryan is not a very scary person, however, it did not work and he remained flaccid.



Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 10:13 AM

OMG Stalker, how long are you gonna sit there and watch that movie searching for screencaps? Get outside every once in a while

Silly D-
I Never adressed Kurt once in that thread, you're some piece of work sandwich boy.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 10:16 AM

Quote:

OMG Stalker, how long are you gonna sit there and watch that movie searching for screencaps? Get outside every once in a while




LOL - I just got home from work and I'm still posting the screens I took last night. How was the shoot yesterday? What chick did you get to "bang"?


Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 10:17 AM

What do you work the janitorial shift or something?

You are a psychopath

I'll save that info for a heterosexual who's interested.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 10:20 AM

Quote:

What do you work the janitorial shift or something?

You are a psychopath




I thought you were aware of the fact that I am not living in the US. I am from Europe. Sweden to be exact. It's 7.22 PM here.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 10:21 AM

I'm sure the floors need to be cleaned in the daytime as well, scince you wont tell us your job, I'll have to peg you for a janitor. Good day to you.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 10:24 AM

By the way, were you only able to pop in one of the two scenes? Last night I was looking to get a picture of your second pop since the first one was quite amusing (totally flaccid popshots always look so painful). However, I found myself unable to find you shooting semen on the chinese girl's face. Were you unable to get hard enough to climax or did the producers decide to edit your popshot out because it was just too ridiculous?
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 10:27 AM

Quote:

I'm sure the floors need to be cleaned in the daytime as well, scince you wont tell us your job, I'll have to peg you for a janitor. Good day to you.




I am not very insecure about my job, nor about a lot of other things regarding my person. I'm by no means perfect but I have come to accept my shortcomings and pride myself on good performances in the areas where I excel. Thus, I really don't care if you want to keep insinuating that I am a janitor. We both know you don't really think that anyway.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 11:15 AM

Quote:

I'm sure the floors need to be cleaned in the daytime as well, scince you wont tell us your job, I'll have to peg you for a janitor. Good day to you.


that's funny coming from a guy whose biggest role to date consisted of getting pissed on in the face by fat chix, isn't it? and ryan, darling, i'm not obsessed; in fact, until yesterday afternoon, i hadn't ever responded to a post about you. i've always thought that your performances deliver a certain comedic value that is usually sorely lacking in gonzo. hell, maybe i'll even watch one of your movies, kind of like how last night i watched the vmas just to watch britney spears suck ass. any recommendations?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 12:16 PM

I'm starting to agree with Ryan.

There seem to be far too many pictures of his unerect dick to be "just for documentation".

No more pictures of Ryan, PLEASE!!



Before this thread I never heard of Ryan Knox.

I think we can agree that I likely have more porn clips/movies than most since I already have more porn than I could watch if I lived to 90 and watched it 24/7.

I don't think I have a clip with him in it, let alone seen one.

Personally, I don't watch gangbang/bukkake type movies, which seems to be his niche, unless I just ADORE the girl involved.

Otherwise, he seems to mostly do plastic MILFs. Not my "jondra".

I get porn for the girls. All young. Mostly blonde.

To my knowledge he hasn't worked with anyone I care to watch.


I tried searching IAFD for Knox scenes for some the girls I collect:
The Twins.
Casey Parker.
Madison Monroe.
Gauge.
Felix Vicious.
Fallon Sommers.
Bree Olsen.
The late Britney Madison.
The Rose Sisters.
Lexi Matthews.
Anastasia Blue.
Krysta-Lynn Lovely.
Jezebelle Bond.
Sarah Blue.
Ryan Star.
I gave up testing names at this point ....


How out of the "main" porn scene can you be? Gen P's done more of these chicks than he has.


The only girls I saw that he MAY have had some kind of contact with are:

Courtney Simpson in "A Good Source Of Iron #6", and Annette Schwarz in "A Baker's Dozen #8" and/or "Sperm Receptacles #2".

[Ryan will update us if there were any omission, I assure you].


And, these are gangbang/bukkake type so he just might have popped a faceless load and moved on ...


If I run into one of these titles, I'll see if the accusations fit.

Anyway, Ryan's best claim may be as "king" of the guys in Jeff's gif ad on the upper right. I guess he shows up on time, and can blow a load with the semen stench of many many many other sweaty tattooed guy around him.


If you can do this AND WANT TO MAKE MONEY, call JeffMike!

Otherwise, he just a zero with a few credits that mean much to him and nothing to me.

Posted by: Postmortem

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 12:26 PM

Fatman, Britney Madison!?! That's just 'cause she died in a fiery car wreck, isn't it?

On the other hand, Madison Monroe...now she is sweet.

Oh yeah--I think Ryan Knox blah blah blah...
Posted by: Monstar

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 12:53 PM

Quote:

Not my "jondra".




gold. pure gold.
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 01:00 PM

to be fair, all male performers have bad days. anyone who says different is fucking lying. and its not the easiest when they are more than 3 dudes fucking the same chick. i have done 4 on 1's twice, and both times i was bored the entire time. savannah samson for vivid and mia bangg for manuel. i can entirely sympathize with ryan in that respect.

however, i love fucking both nicole moore and ange venus. especially ange, there is something about the way she doesnt seem to comprehend the things you are saying to her that turns me on. and i like to mentally picture her as my asian concubine. lol. okay, carry on.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 01:04 PM

I fell for Britney during a bts in an early clip. She was so bubbly.

I often fall for the girls because of the bts interviews [Lexi Mathews, is one for sure].

Sadly, Britney was already dead when I "discovered" her. I didn't know she had past until someone posted an thread to the anniversary of her death around when I first came here.


I just ADORE Madison Monroe!!!



Posted by: seeya

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 03:01 PM

What do expecthis scenes to be like? Hes a Fagggg. How did Ryan Knox enter the industry? By taking dick up his ass thats how Im sure he could stay hard if he was looking at some guys hairy ass
Posted by: XXXbit

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 03:18 PM

Quote:

I'm starting to agree with Ryan.

There seem to be far too many pictures of his unerect dick to be "just for documentation".







I second that.....

ok...you saw a scene with Ryan in it.....he had trouble keeping an erection.....ok it happens....how many days must you obsess on it.......


Ryan.....even if Warp is a janitor....you say it like it is a disgrace.....hell where I work the janitors make more money than I do....and I have the college degree......
nothing wrong with a blue collar job....
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 03:35 PM

Quote:



Ryan.....even if Warp is a janitor....you say it like it is a disgrace.....hell where I work the janitors make more money than I do....and I have the college degree......
nothing wrong with a blue collar job....





And bottom line: He undoubtedly makes more in a year than you have in youre entire, so-called career.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 04:45 PM

Quote:

to be fair, all male performers have bad days. anyone who says different is fucking lying. and its not the easiest when they are more than 3 dudes fucking the same chick. i have done 4 on 1's twice, and both times i was bored the entire time. savannah samson for vivid and mia bangg for manuel. i can entirely sympathize with ryan in that respect.

however, i love fucking both nicole moore and ange venus. especially ange, there is something about the way she doesnt seem to comprehend the things you are saying to her that turns me on. and i like to mentally picture her as my asian concubine. lol. okay, carry on.




Sure, I'm not going to argue against the fact that all performers have bad days. But there's a difference between a bad day and a bad LIFE. Ryan ALWAYS has these problems.



Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 07:13 PM

Thank you, adoring fans for all your posts in regards to me.

It's your support that'll keep me in porn for years to come.

As long as you keep posting, I'll keep getting hired
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 07:23 PM

Die.
Posted by: XXXbit

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 07:42 PM

guess there is really no such thing as bad publicity....even in porn
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 10:44 PM

Ceterum censeo Knox esse delendam.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/10/07 11:00 PM

Centrum censored i want you to die bessy dandelion.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/11/07 10:49 PM

I am known on this board for thinking outside of the box and my smart solutions ot age old questions. Now I think I have found the solution to Ryan's problem. Who has a few bucks to spare to make him afford this thing?


Posted by: gia jordan

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:33 AM

No. You're known on this board for sucking up bandwidth and being behind the curve.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:33 AM

Quote:

I am known on this board for thinking outside of the box


Clearly your avatar proceeds you You are known to the 15 a day average postsers on here as
Posted by: k1ng

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:39 AM

ryan i think you're looking for precede not proceed





internet grammar nazi, out!
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:41 AM

"Damn, I knew I should have googled that shit."
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:43 AM

Who made you the spelling fairy?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:53 AM

Quote:

Who made you the spelling fairy?




Mistaking proceed for precede has nothing to do with spelling and everything to do with being an uneducated white trash douche bag that only exists on the fringe of the porn biz because there are enough companies in porn valley willing to help out a trailer trash meth freak such as yourself.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:58 AM

Nah, I just think you wanna be the spelling fairy.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 01:06 AM

Quote:

trailer trash meth freak



You're getting me all hot and bothered.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 09:27 AM

Quote:

No. You're known on this board for sucking up bandwidth and being behind the curve.




Still mad about me calling you chubby, buttercup?
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 09:34 AM

I'm still waiting for someone to chime in and say they actually disagree with me about Ryan as a performer. Is there anyone out there in the world of smut and strange fetishes that seriously thinks he's a good performer?
Posted by: Willie D

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 10:33 AM

Quote:

Nah, I just think you wanna be the spelling fairy.



Trust us, you're uneducated. It wasn't just an Eon McKai "just/jsut" typing error. You misused the language. You're dumb.

And typing that shit so late, you were probably high on meth and rubbing Mentholatum onto your broccoli tattoo to stop the infection.

Phookæng loozer.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:08 PM

King, be careful man.

You're like 1 step from Ryan calling you "fan"!



NOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:41 PM

Willie D, I'm glad you can spread all that keen intellect around.

All of the other fanboy posters will praise you.

Warp, you're not going to find to many posters on here that are involved in the biz. All you're gonna find are fanboys reluctant to to give you anything but satire
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:43 PM

Quote:

Willie D, I'm glad you can spread all that keen intellect around.

All of the other fanboy posters will praise you.

Warp, you're not going to find to many posters on here that are involved in the biz. All you're gonna find are fanboys reluctant to to give you anything but satire




I'm not really looking for comments from people involved in the business. I'm talking about porno consumers.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:45 PM

You are right at home then, sort of.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:47 PM

Quote:

You are right at home then, sort of.




wtf, do you even understand what you write or are you just flopping you flaccid dick on the keyboard and press post when the result looks nice enough?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:48 PM

You are seeking opinions from porn consumers and fanboys i.e. you're right at home jackass
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:50 PM

Quote:

You are seeking opinions from porn consumers and fanboys i.e. you're right at home jackass




So you're arguing that the reason why no porno consumers have chimed in with support for you is that there are mainly porno consumers and other fanbois posting on this board?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 12:57 PM

I'm saying that this Board is Satire and all of the consumer/fanboy posters don't jump to anyone's aid. This site is 100% slander and insult.

In the grand scheme of things you have this little tiny voice that's just aching to be heard. The 20 other people that post on here (most of whom can't get past your shitty avatar) are generaly annoyed by your posts.

They probably don't even read them.
Posted by: Conky

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 01:45 PM

Stuntcock #23, there are plenty of people who work in porn who post on this board. Just because we're not dumb enough to ID ourselves, doesn't mean it isn't true.

But since you're such a major player and big shot star, let's re-cap your emails to Jeff where you beg for a chance to appear in his movies again. New posters, these are genuine emails from Cryin' Ryan to Jeff:


My apoologies with all the B.S. and spamming and pissing you guys off a great deal.
I talked to Jim and he said that you called him and told him not to let me partcicipate in the Bukake or anyhthing else that JM distributes.
If you want I can make a public apology to you, Malice and JM video but I would really appreciate it if you would let me participate in the Bukakes.
Sasha Knox is super hot and I got to face fuck her in Mouth Meat 4. I would really like another chance to bust a nut on her face.
I'm asking you scincerely and from the bottom of my heart to please let me participate in the Bukakes.
You will never hear of another word out of me about you or JM or Malice or anything that has to do with XXXPT.
Please reconsider.
Thanxxx-
Ryan Knox

Then:

I do wish to apologize though just for all of the bullshit in general.
Hopefuly next time we see eachother we can shake hands.
I do respect you guys and you've been in the biz a lot longer than I have.
I don't want to have any bad blood with you guys.
Thanks.

And then:

From: "Ryan Knox" <ryan@****.com>

I told you that all of that was up there on Lukeisback.
I told you guys it was over and apologized.
Is there a misunderstanding going on right now?
Why are you guys doing this?

And finally:

Again I'm sorry about all of this.
I was wondering if you'll let me participate in the Bukakes still, I don't make much money at this and I would really appreciate it.
Please let me know.
Thanx-
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 01:53 PM

Quote:

... let's re-cap your emails to Jeff where you beg for a chance to appear in his movies again....




Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 02:06 PM

Wow that's like the 100th time someone's posted that e mail. I'm very numb to these days.
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 02:11 PM

Quote:

Wow that's like the 100th time someone's posted that e mail. I'm very numb to these days.




Yet you keep coming back for more?
Posted by: Conky

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 02:15 PM

Ryan, if it reminds you that you're a whiny little bitch who had to fucking beg Jeff to allow you on to a bukkake set, then I'm happy to remind you of your place on the outer fringes of porn.

Quote:

I don't make much money at this and I would really appreciate it.
Please let me know.





Damn, what a player.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 02:16 PM

I wouldn't doubt that the posters who mop jizz out of porn booths wouldn't want to id themselves to the 20 other posters.

Those that id themselves and work in porn occasionally run into performers they post about, you should see how nice they are in person.

Those that don't, really don't have an id to be recognized anyway.
Posted by: Conky

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 02:18 PM

Keep on begging, Stuntcock. If you really believe, then that big break will come! Yes, it will!

Or you can just call your mom and ask her to send a check.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 02:22 PM

I wouldn't call that begging, politely asking is more like it and like I said, very numb to that post.

You could thumb tack it to the top of the General Porn Talk page or better yet, have it on the homepage!

Then all the other posters that have read it 100 times can say,"Man, can we move on?"
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 02:25 PM

I'll have your mom send me a check and then post the stub for the other posters..
Posted by: Conky

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 02:25 PM

Yet you keep mentioning it.

I'm glad you're over it. That way I think we all know we can use it with impunity and you won't get all bent out of shape.

That's big of you, Ryan. Real big. Now, don't you have hundreds of whores to be out fucking and making us all jealous?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 02:40 PM

What are gumdrop tits?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 02:46 PM

Quote:

Yet you keep mentioning it.




You mean you keep posting it.

And yes, Use it with impunity whenever you run out of Lame retorts.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 02:49 PM

Quote:

I'm saying that this Board is Satire and all of the consumer/fanboy posters don't jump to anyone's aid. This site is 100% slander and insult.

In the grand scheme of things you have this little tiny voice that's just aching to be heard. The 20 other people that post on here (most of whom can't get past your shitty avatar) are generaly annoyed by your posts.

They probably don't even read them.




My tiny little voice against your tiny little flaccid poor excuse for a cock? Hm... I was going into this thinking I was an underdog but now I'm not so sure.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 02:50 PM

Btw, I never got an answer to my previous question. Did you not manage to pop in the second shoot or did the producers edit it out because it was just too sad?
Posted by: Gigi

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 03:09 PM

Quote:

What are gumdrop tits?


check gunker's sig. it will 'splain everything.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 03:21 PM

Quote:

What are gumdrop tits?




Items you claim to have seen on an imaginary girl you make up on New Year's Eve only be exposed as home alone, your heterosexuality revealed as a myth and finally their lost vision causes you to go into a gay/tranny posting fit in which your entire collection of Photoshopped "Jeff" glamour shots are revealed to the greater world.

The gum-drop titties are the last thing you imagine as you enter the hell of the Phlog-Box from which there is no return.


If I could only remember why we call it the Phlog-box ....

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 04:07 PM

I remembered the origin of it. The reference to ryan having scores of whores to fuck made me think of it again. But still, what are gumdrop tits?

Are they like gummy bear implants?
Posted by: Stabby Stab Stab

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 04:31 PM

Quote:

I'll have your mom send me a check and then post the stub for the other posters..




No. Please no. We've seen enough of Ryan's stub.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/12/07 09:50 PM

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/13/07 04:36 AM

Quote:

I remembered the origin of it. The reference to ryan having scores of whores to fuck made me think of it again. But still, what are gumdrop tits?

Are they like gummy bear implants?




I believe 'gumdrop' refers to the shape of the tits themselves, i.e. filling out very nicely at the bottom, but I could be wrong.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/13/07 03:19 PM

Quote:

Btw, I never got an answer to my previous question. Did you not manage to pop in the second shoot or did the producers edit it out because it was just too sad?




I think Ryan is avoiding this question.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/13/07 05:47 PM

How the fuck should I know?

I've done around a 100 scenes scince that movie.

My memory doesn't serve.
Posted by: Handful

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/13/07 07:26 PM

I haven't checked this thread until tonight. I wanted a long read to enjoy with my bourbon, and I got it. Before I read it I had only a vague idea of who Ryan Knox is. Now I know way too much.

Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/13/07 11:16 PM

Quote:

How the fuck should I know?

I've done around a 100 scenes scince that movie.

My memory doesn't serve.




I'm sure Christian remembers if there was any shoot he couldn't come at... Then again, that's probably very rare for him. Asking you seems to be the equivalent of asking you what you had for dinner at that particular day. It's just an everyday thing so you don't even remember.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/13/07 11:19 PM

BTW, what do you do for a living? I can't imagine that you make enough from the porn jobs you get to live comfortably. That seems even more true as we all know that most of your scenes are just popshots in semi-bukkake movies. I don't think that pays all that well.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/14/07 08:47 AM

Quote:

you get to live comfortably.






Good one!
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/14/07 12:43 PM

Quote:

I'm sure Christian remembers if there was any shoot he couldn't come at...




Cristian You
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/14/07 02:48 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I'm sure Christian remembers if there was any shoot he couldn't come at...




Cristian You




I don't think Christian would do a donkeypunch. And that's the reason why I'm no fan of him as a perfomer. You need to stop shying away from the tough questions you face, Ryan. Put down that flaccid dick, get a haircut and GO GET A REAL JOB CAUSE YOU CAN'T DO PORN.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/14/07 03:52 PM

Here you are

Warp Mark Wallice

minus the donkey punch as you requested.

I've already answered your question, How's your Friday Nite treating you?
Posted by: Gunker

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/14/07 08:52 PM

Quote:

Quote:

I remembered the origin of it. The reference to ryan having scores of whores to fuck made me think of it again. But still, what are gumdrop tits?

Are they like gummy bear implants?




I believe 'gumdrop' refers to the shape of the tits themselves, i.e. filling out very nicely at the bottom, but I could be wrong.




I think only Phlog could answer this XPT Mystery, but being Phlog-Boxed, we will never know...
Posted by: Gunker

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/14/07 08:55 PM

Quote:

I do remember having to do two scenes that day, both with somewhat attractive women over 50. Not exsactly ideal humping conditions.




SIG-WORTHY!
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/14/07 11:10 PM

Quote:

Here you are

Warp Mark Wallice

minus the donkey punch as you requested.

I've already answered your question, How's your Friday Nite treating you?




Minus the donkey punch? Is that what you took away from my last post? Ryan, do you have problems with reading?
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/16/07 04:46 AM

i would totally do a donkeypunch if i could pick the girl:

McKenzee Miles
Cody Lane
Faith Leon
Brandy Edwards/Angeline Marie
Adrenalynn
Donna Doll
Nikki Benz
Shyla Stylez
Stefani Morgan
Faye Runaway
Lexi Love


i fucking dream about donkey punching these dumbasses
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/16/07 12:04 PM

Quote:

i would totally do a donkeypunch if i could pick the girl:

McKenzee Miles
Cody Lane
Faith Leon
Brandy Edwards/Angeline Marie
Adrenalynn
Donna Doll
Nikki Benz
Shyla Stylez
Stefani Morgan
Faye Runaway
Lexi Love


i fucking dream about donkey punching these dumbasses





Christian, you really need to get an alt-id and start dropping some dirt...
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/16/07 10:36 PM

Quote:

Christian, you really need to get an alt-id and start dropping some dirt...




Fuck dirt, I just want to know the reason for his scorn towards these particular whores!
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/17/07 01:44 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Christian, you really need to get an alt-id and start dropping some dirt...




Fuck dirt, I just want to know the reason for his scorn towards these particular whores!




I think anyone who has seen Vivid's Debbie Does Dallas...Again 'reality' show might have a fair idea why Stefani Morgan is on the list...
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/17/07 03:15 AM

thats not it dan, its something totally different
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/17/07 04:44 PM

Quote:

thats not it dan, its something totally different





You just want to whack her in the back of the head because she a dumb blonde bimbalee and it might knock some sense into her OR when she tightening up after being punched is the only way her pussy could feel remotely tight?
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/18/07 02:20 AM

Hey Christian. How about Dana Hayes?
Posted by: christianxxx

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/18/07 05:17 AM

dana hayes was pretty sexy for a much older woman. she is right tho, i was directing the scene kind of, because as much as i want to fuck like i do off camera, i cant. i have to open up for the camera. she didnt understand this concept. lol. nice lady, but hard to work with.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/18/07 10:05 AM

Quote:

as i want to fuck like i do off camera, i cant. i have to open up for the camera.




CXXX, can you explain what "having to open up for the camera" means?
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/18/07 10:32 AM

Quote:

Quote:

as i want to fuck like i do off camera, i cant. i have to open up for the camera.




CXXX, can you explain what "having to open up for the camera" means?




Please don't let your fantasy run away with you. I'm sure you can figure it out.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/18/07 10:54 AM

Quote:

Please don't let your fantasy run away with you





Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/18/07 12:56 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Please don't let your fantasy run away with you










I know exactly what kind of images that flashed before your dirty little eyes as you heard that phrase used by Chris XXX.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/18/07 05:31 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Please don't let your fantasy run away with you










I know exactly what kind of images that flashed before your dirty little eyes as you heard that phrase used by Chris XXX.




Pray tell ...
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/18/07 11:17 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Please don't let your fantasy run away with you










I know exactly what kind of images that flashed before your dirty little eyes as you heard that phrase used by Chris XXX.




Pray tell ...




Do a google search for "gay sex stories anus focus", I won't be your story teller today.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/19/07 01:48 AM

Quote:

Quote:

as i want to fuck like i do off camera, i cant. i have to open up for the camera.




CXXX, can you explain what "having to open up for the camera" means?




It refers to both performers turning their bodies something like 15-30 degrees towards the camera (so as to give a better view of the penetration to the camera) when in a position like doggie style or somesuch. If performers just went ahead and fucked like they wanted to, you wouldn't be able to see any penetration.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/19/07 05:28 AM

Thanks Dan.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/19/07 09:46 AM

Quote:

Thanks Dan.




what the hell did you think it meant?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/19/07 11:35 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Thanks Dan.




what the hell did you think it meant?




I had no idea since in my parlance "to open up" is to show more emotion, to be more expressive, to share with another. I wasn't thinking "camera angles" - unlike the common "civilian" here, I'm not an aspiring porn director/producer/star and I don't really care much about the mechanics/logistics involved.

Personally I prefer where they show the penetration at the beginning of the "doggy style" position and then let them go at it hard as in real life - like Woodman does in "Private Castings" [I just adore those - I have 30+ of those scenes].


... but I'm in the minority of porn fans ... like I would BAN other "fallacies" like fake tits, squirting pee and fake orgasms ... from the amount of this crap out there, that would likely kill porn as a business.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/19/07 12:07 PM

Quote:

I'm in the minority of porn fans ... like I would BAN other "fallacies" like fake tits, squirting pee and fake orgasms ...




I hardly think you're in the minority on those counts, Fatman.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/20/07 11:34 AM

Quote:

Quote:

I'm in the minority of porn fans ... like I would BAN other "fallacies" like fake tits, squirting pee and fake orgasms ...




I hardly think you're in the minority on those counts, Fatman.




Who cares? As long as she's moving around and stuff I don't care. As for huge, fake tits, there's a time and place for everything.
Posted by: Conky

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/20/07 12:41 PM

Quote:

As long as she's moving around and stuff I don't care.




This is what separates you from Moblem. He prefers them to lie still. Very still.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/20/07 10:18 PM

Quote:

Quote:

How the fuck should I know?

I've done around a 100 scenes scince that movie.

My memory doesn't serve.




I'm sure Christian remembers if there was any shoot he couldn't come at... Then again, that's probably very rare for him. Asking you seems to be the equivalent of asking you what you had for dinner at that particular day. It's just an everyday thing so you don't even remember.





That's because Christian is drug free, but ryan have only 143 brains cells
Posted by: K.R

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/21/07 11:34 PM

I watched the scene. Ryan had the biggest moneyshot.
Posted by: warp_speed

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 09/21/07 11:38 PM

Quote:

I watched the scene. Ryan had the biggest moneyshot.




Yes, in the scene where he was able to ejaculate. One reason is obviously that the other male talent sucked aswell. Another may be the fact mentioned above about the other scene. Maybe they filmed the last scene of the movie before the second one. Thus Ryan could have two scenes worth of spunk to ejaculate.

Either way you must agree that his performance was laughable.
Posted by: Vice Admiral

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/04/12 06:44 PM

Originally Posted By: Gigi
i feel for ryan. i can't imagine anything worse than being so tweaked the fuck out and so freakishly, dangerously horny in that way that only meth can make you, yet being absolutely and completely unable to produce even the slightest erection or to accomplish much of anything besides tweezing out all the hair on your legs over a course of thirty-seven hours.


I just want to chime in on this, five years too late, to say that I CAN IMAGINE THIS. It's not as bad as Gigi makes it sound. I've spent more than my share of time feverishly humping away with a completely flaccid cock while meth sweat cascades off my body. It's still fun.
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/05/12 12:36 AM

Originally Posted By: Rear Admiral
Originally Posted By: Gigi
i feel for ryan. i can't imagine anything worse than being so tweaked the fuck out and so freakishly, dangerously horny in that way that only meth can make you, yet being absolutely and completely unable to produce even the slightest erection or to accomplish much of anything besides tweezing out all the hair on your legs over a course of thirty-seven hours.


I just want to chime in on this, five years too late, to say that I CAN IMAGINE THIS. It's not as bad as Gigi makes it sound. I've spent more than my share of time feverishly humping away with a completely flaccid cock while meth sweat cascades off my body. It's still fun.


I hadn't read that Gigi post until now. I think I love her even more than I did, if that's possible.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/05/12 05:33 AM



Kidnapped by meth & porn
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/05/12 09:41 AM

Early release? When did you get out?
Posted by: lindats19

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/12/12 10:42 PM

Watch more porn!


Originally Posted By: warp_speed
The scene lasted for 42 minutes. Ryan Knox maintained whiskey dick for all of 4 minutes. He was fully erect at one point, lasting about 30 seconds. This wasn't even during the popshot. To be fair, the other guys were not much better.

Now before we let loose the gay smileys and comments about watching male talents' erection status, let's all remember that maintaining wood is the single most important aspect of a male porno performer's job. If you can't do that, you should not be in porn. Beautiful female talent was WASTED due to limp dicked losers.

Thus I am saddened to find myself unable to change my last verdict on Ryan Knox as a male talent in porn. Nobody should hire him for sex parts, unless we are talking about lesbian bukkake, etc where wood is not important. I'm sorry, Ryan, but you are not good at what you do. You should find another hobby. For more visit shemale cams...
Posted by: mallocup

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/13/12 12:49 PM

he'd be good in a cuckold vid. just one though..
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/13/12 01:55 PM

Don't overlook Babes Ballin' Boys.
Posted by: backdoorman

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/13/12 09:44 PM

I read that last post first without realizing what thread I was reading. No context. Immediately thougt is was a Panzer thread . .........I been smoking too though. heheh
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/15/12 11:54 AM

Despite all of faceblaster's efforts he will NEVER get to kneel down with a girl and jack off ever again. I fortunately still have my whole life ahead of me and no delusions about porn making some magic comeback. I can rely on my youth, charm and good looks and get any kind of girl I want.

Faceblaster, not so much, lol. The woman in question will be financially compensated.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/15/12 12:11 PM

Aww, some hesher hillbilly result of inbreeding misses me and still stalks me online.
Listen you meth head limp dicked piss mop: you are, were, and always will be a charity case. From birth to death, you will always be the recipient of hand outs. (and hands up your ass)
Now go back to the moldy little shit shack your Grammy left you and sit on her plastic covered 1940s furniture and tug away at your nipple-ring and sweat n' puff and try to crank one out to the memories of your first and only erection; the time the older boys on the playground made you fist yourself. Ahh yes, here it comes: The negative attention you beg for and live to recieve.
You will always be a bottom boy, just waiting for some older male to kick the shit out of you and shove stuff in your ass so you can feel something...anything ...as you so desperatly cry out for every moment of your poverty stricken small town existance, Cryin Ryan.

BTW: I didn't even post in this thread, so I'm not sure why you chose to stalk me here once again, but I guess you were horny and lonely and wanted some more abuse so you could try to get that sad limp noodle of yours up one last time before you die as a result of methamphetamine abuse and neglect. (which should be within 2 years)
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/15/12 06:09 PM

Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
I can rely on my youth, charm and good looks and get any kind of girl I want.


Yeah, good looks and charm.


Having any luck turning tricks at the Redding truck stops, you lot lizard?
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/15/12 07:46 PM

this just went next level....
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/15/12 08:03 PM

Damn, Ryan looks beat. Even by meth valley standards.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/15/12 08:45 PM

Looks like the goat his daddy knocked up shoulda got an abortion.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/16/12 02:47 AM

Looks like an early version of the movie poster for the film Hesher.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/16/12 03:10 AM

No way. Gordon Levitt Whatever looked HOT in Hesher.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/16/12 03:54 AM

That's what I meant by early version. Like a production design layout. "Hey, go get me the most Hesher looking skidmark you can find and shoot some test shots"
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/16/12 11:10 AM

You guys are mean. He is how God made him. A big meth addled homo. I'm ashamed of you all. Except fartz.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 09:42 AM

Oooh faceblaster, try to keep your replies short and simple, like your dick. You get all up in my facebook and then call me a stalker, lol, you just took creepy to a whole new level
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 09:44 AM

No way, Gia looked HOT in 2002
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 09:47 AM

Had to wait til the public library opened so you could get online there, meat socket?
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 09:52 AM

No I have the EVO 3D. I just don't spend all my time worrying about what some 50 year old failed porn mope is posting about me.
Posted by: Jerkules

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 09:56 AM

Knox where you think you rank in porn as compared to Lackwood and the Donkey. Thank you.

Edit: Add Jeremy Steele and Dic Pusini to that list also. Like a Bottom 5 of mopes.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 10:00 AM

I am currently ranked in at #43765.

I'm definitely not the best but still better than faceblaster. That's all the comfort I need.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 10:04 AM

Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
#43765.

I'm definitely not the best but still better than faceblaster. That's all the comfort I need.


Well, that and a free blanket from the salvation army.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 10:19 AM

Jerk, what is your definition of a mope?

Lockwood has done a gazillion scenes and never failed. At one point for a very lengthy stretch he was the go to guy. Everyone hired him quite often.

Jeremy Steele, like him or lump him has done more scenes than all the "mopes" you've just named off put together.

Donny Long is a fucking idiot who can perform just like any other monkey with genitals can.

I have no idea who dic pusini is.
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 10:34 AM

Originally Posted By: faceblaster


Well, that and a free blanket from the salvation army.


I finished you creepo, you're done here. Go ahead and check out some more of my facebook page and click the "like" button. Make sure you label me a stalker afterwards. Ironic dipshit.
Posted by: Barry the Pirate

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 11:33 AM

Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
I'm definitely not the best but still better than faceblaster. That's all the comfort I need.


How sad for you.
Posted by: faceblaster

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 11:50 AM

No facebook needed. That pic was your cover page on your Twitter, where you brag about yourself and nothing else. The link was sent to me by another poster on here.

You're a joke. I knocked you the fuck out and if you were able to read, you would know it.


Now go back to standing by the road and turning tricks for food stamps.

Looking at that tweaker Goatboy picture; we can all see you've been hit in the chin with more balls than Mike Piazza!
Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 03:08 PM

You couldn't knock out Stephen Hawking with a pair of brass knuckles. I'm better than you in every way. The only joke is how seriously you take yourself.

Please show me the Twitter posts where I brag about myself. The only things I post are pictures of girls that I've snapped with various cell phones, nothing more.

It's not as if you have anything interesting to tweet about.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 12/17/12 05:59 PM

Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
You couldn't knock out Stephen Hawking with a pair of brass knuckles.


solid laugh on that one ry-guy. thanks.

Originally Posted By: faceblaster
Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
#43765.

I'm definitely not the best but still better than faceblaster. That's all the comfort I need.


Well, that and a free blanket from the salvation army.


theres nothing wrong with the salvation army...
this is fucking...awesome
i doubt anyone but gia might know this song but its relative.

Posted by: Smell of Anus

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 05/29/13 10:30 AM

Let's never forget that no matter what horrible things life brings we can all still go to bed with a smile on our respective face since at least we are not Ryan Knox. laugh
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: One last chance for Ryan Knox - 05/29/13 10:56 AM

I have nothing in common with Ryan Knox to compare myself to him.

Not even the same species.