Annie Cruz : escort or not?

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Haha this is hilarious! Do not misinterpret what I am about to say as a defensive attack. I simply want to protect my reputation as a bonifide hooker-hater. First of all, we all know how none of you fuckheads are fans of Annie Cruz, but if you were, you would know that I never graced any magazine as a centerfold as stated in my profile on that site. Not to mention, I do NOT live in the Los Angeles area or even in close proximity to it (I moved away a long time ago). So...good luck with trying to score a date with me! My guess is anyone who calls inquiring about Annie Cruz will get this sort of response: She's not available tonight, but I have so and so who is just as great. Gee, I wonder why! Perhaps because Annie Cruz doesn't escort/hook! Sorry, I have a lot more integrity than that. Who do you think I am? Sierra Sinn? Bitches, please! My website says I don't do that, and as hard as it may be for any of you to believe it -- I really don't! Believe what you want. My true fans know I don't do that -- NEVER have and never will. Unlike most other porn whores, I don't find fucking some strange john with a condom safer than porn. I am taking the proper steps to clearing this mess up with those fools from that agency. For those, who still want to question if I'm just another "Whore that lies," ask yourself this: Why in the hell would I post on my website that I don't escort but yet have myself posted on a PUBLIC agency site for all to see? Do you think I'm that dumb to do that? Don't be stupid...

Any chance of giving ye olde enter key a push or two?

Posted by: Conky

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/20/07 09:16 AM

What kind of crazed whore would pretend to be Annie to get work as a hooker?

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/20/07 09:24 AM

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What kind of crazed whore would pretend to be Annie to get work as a hooker?

Some people are into the fetal alcohol syndrome look...you know, a forehead like a ski slope, and the IQ of a toaster.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/20/07 10:26 AM

Welcome back Annie - haven't seen you since I last fast forwarded through one of your scenes. I trust you are keeping well.

Would you consider doing a "private" if I offered to pay you in bananas?

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/20/07 10:49 AM

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/20/07 11:10 AM

Wow this guy sure has an active imagination!

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/20/07 11:16 AM

I bet he could write some awesome erotic fiction about the star trek gang!

This can't be true, the language and demeanor he ascribes to our lovely Annie Cruz, is nothing like the innocent girl we see on this board.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/20/07 11:25 AM

i don't visit TER frequently but the few reviews i read look like fake. Pathetic characters look like sportswami trying to impress others.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/20/07 12:46 PM

Annie, didn't they teach you in that Journalism school you allegedly attended that you're supposed to attribute direct quotes? Thus:

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"I simply want to protect my reputation as a bonifide hooker-hater."
--- Katja Kassin

"So...good luck with trying to score a date with me! My guess is anyone who calls inquiring about (Katja Kassin)will get this sort of response: She's not available tonight, but I have so and so who is just as great. Gee, I wonder why! Perhaps because (Katja Kassin) doesn't escort/hook! Sorry, I have a lot more integrity than that."
---Katja Kassin

"My website says I don't do that, and as hard as it may be for any of you to believe it -- I really don't! Believe what you want. My true fans know I don't do that -- NEVER have and never will. Unlike most other porn whores, I don't find fucking some strange john with a condom safer than porn."
---Katja Kassin

"I am taking the proper steps to clearing this mess up with those fools from that agency. For those, who still want to question if I'm just another "Whore that lies," ask yourself this: Why in the hell would I post on my website that I don't escort but yet have myself posted on a PUBLIC agency site for all to see? Do you think I'm that dumb to do that?
---Katja Kassin

By the way, I really don't care if you hook or not. I wouldn't pay you to fuck my worst enemy. I think that's against the Geneva Convention.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/20/07 01:11 PM

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I wouldn't pay you to fuck my worst enemy. I think that's against the Geneva Convention.

best quote of the week

Posted by: Choda Boy

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/20/07 01:13 PM

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Perhaps because Annie Cruz doesn't escort/hook! Sorry, I have a lot more integrity than that... Unlike most other porn whores, I don't find fucking some strange john with a condom safer than porn. I am taking the proper steps to clearing this mess up with those fools from that agency.

There was a great post & discussion about this subject on LukeIsBack.com the other day: Veronique Vega Listed on BellaModels.com

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They will do these privates secretly... They will sneak-off and disappear â€” sometimes for days â€” and tell the people close to them that they are "shooting" or "taking some time off" or they will make up some other lame excuse. They can be very crafty and manipulative. When caught, they will tell you that the escort websites posted their pics "without their permission".

I'd love to meet the parents of these girls. Talk about fucked-up!

Posted by: safado

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/20/07 01:37 PM

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I have a lot more integrity than that."

A Porn whore talking about integrity, now I've heard it all

Yeah, you show alot of integrity in that scene where you suck that guy's shit covered cock straight out of your ass

Anyway, I don't know or care if you escort or not but tell me, what's the difference between taking cock for money in private or talking cock for money on film for all to see?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/20/07 01:46 PM

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what's the difference between taking cock for money in private or talking cock for money on film for all to see?

Couple of hundred dollars?

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/21/07 08:52 AM

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Why would any escort agency willingly lie about having Annie Cruz as an escort. That's like lying about having a venereal disease.

Congratulations. Your best post ever.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/21/07 11:49 AM

Annie go and claim Pamela Peaks she have your pic in her escort site
http://www.pamelapeaks.com/Data/TalentEscortServices.htm

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/21/07 12:07 PM

I was going to make a post about everything that's wrong with that site. But I realized that I'm waaaaaay too sober to tackle that kind of job. I'll get back to it in a few hours.

For now, suffice it to say:

1) That's her picture;

2) Ex-Hubby Jack "

" Lawrence works for Pamela, too; and

3) So do Christian, Donnie "Pimp Hand" Long and Ryan Fucking Knox.

Time to get Drunk.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/21/07 01:56 PM

Ryan only advertises for video work.

Donny, on the other hand. A grand an hour?

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/21/07 02:00 PM

Even so, if you were a woman (or Ben) would you pay so much as your pocket lint for a Ryan Knox video?

Posted by: Conky

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/21/07 02:15 PM

Knowing that Ryan would make dollar zero from the sale, I'd certainly consider it if he was being puked on, pissed on and generally hated by the opposite sex.

Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/21/07 03:19 PM

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Ryan only advertises for video work.

Donny, on the other hand. A grand an hour?

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/21/07 03:44 PM

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Even so, if you were a woman (or Ben) would you pay so much as your pocket lint for a Ryan Knox video?

I'd give a week's pay to see Ryan in an erotic asphyxiation video that ended with a rather tragic "accident"

... well, minus the "erotic" part.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/22/07 12:34 AM

But I'm sure your fast food job only pays every two weeks so how you gonna swing that?

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/22/07 05:57 AM

I could probably just bum the money off your parents.

They don't seem like they'd be too selective about who they give money to, let alone care if they get paid back or not. They still take care of your bills while you wait for the next bukkake date comes along, right?

Posted by: Conky

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/22/07 09:11 AM

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But I'm sure your fast food job only pays every two weeks so how you gonna swing that?

I love it. Ryan, you try and rag on Moron Boy, a guy who has a regular job and earns a pay check every single week. You, on the other hand, have to beg for work or call home to mommy and daddy to ask them for money.

Yeah Ryan, you totally owned Moron Boy there.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/22/07 09:19 AM

I thought I recalled from lukeisback, that it was actually ryan's grandparents who were supporting him.

Nothing says whitetrash like having such loser parents they can't support your porn career.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/22/07 11:48 AM

I didn't know that, wow. My Grandparents dont even exist.

My parents are proud of me though, they have a copy of "Reverse Bukkake 3" on their son's wall of acheivements.

Right next to my Continuation School Diploma and the White Belt I earned in Martial Arts.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/22/07 12:05 PM

Conky you own the board the way you were owned by bullies all throughout school. Boo Ya, you own it

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/22/07 12:18 PM

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I didn't know that, wow. My Grandparents dont even exist.

My parents are proud of me though, they have a copy of "Reverse Bukkake 3" on their son's wall of acheivements.

Right next to my Continuation School Diploma and the White Belt I earned in Martial Arts.

Thats an empty wall. A dvd of their son being degraded for meth money, a diploma acknowledging you dropped out and a white belt you automatically receive from enrolling in a martial arts school. BTW, you misspelled achievements.
Way to go, you overachiever.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/22/07 12:28 PM

I can see your no stranger to sarcasm.

I'm sure you'd prefer posts with more pictures and less reading so you don't get as many headaches.

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/22/07 12:42 PM

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I can see your no stranger to sarcasm.

I'm sure you'd prefer posts with more pictures and less reading so you don't get as many headaches.

I can read. I went to college, unlike you. Shouldn't you be at the free clinic right now trying to get that spore off your chest?

Posted by: Conky

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/22/07 02:08 PM

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Conky you own the board the way you were owned by bullies all throughout school. Boo Ya, you own it

Bullied? Ha. Don't project your own humiliating experiences of being anally raped in gym class on me, Ryan.

And did you forget already? Jeff owns the board. You know Jeff. He's the guy you sent all those begging emails to. You remember, the ones were you begged to appear in bukkake movies.

Is that because you have to stare at other guy's cocks to get off, or because the smell of puddles of cum reminds you of school?

Face it Ryan, you're a failure. Your life is mapped out from here on in: fringe porn dweller, drug addiction, petty theft, jail, dead in a motel room turning tricks for businessmen.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/22/07 07:42 PM

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I didn't know that, wow. My Grandparents dont even exist.

My parents are proud of me though, they have a copy of "Reverse Bukkake 3" on their son's wall of acheivements.

Right next to my Continuation School Diploma and the White Belt I earned in Martial Arts.

Stupid motherfucker, from lukeisback:

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Ryan wants to do more MILF-stuff. I had a similar older woman phase when I was his age. Then I got into my thirties and I started liking them ten years younger than me.

Ryan, who's covered with tattoos, wants to find a sugar momma.

He says his parents and his grandfather support his porn work and they lend him money to get through tough stretches.

Sorry, I missed the part where your parents supported your piss habit along with gramps.

Posted by: RyanKnox

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/23/07 12:03 AM

Traviesio,
I'm proud that you went to community college and spent $13 a unit to get your learn on!

Conk,
what can I say about your posts that haven't already been said about your sexual preference

Gay

Bornyo,
is there any way I can talk you into

Sorry, I'm SOOOO addicted to that emoticon

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/23/07 06:18 AM

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Traviesio,
I'm proud that you went to community college and spent $13 a unit to get your learn on!

1.Knox, have the courtesy to at least spell the name right.
2.I went Cal State Long Beach, where did you go?
3.Those 13 dollars are more than you hav in your bank account. Now go hit up granmama for your 5 dollar a week allowance.

Posted by: pinupmutant

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/23/07 07:03 AM

Getting back to the topic at hand...

I had seven reviews on TER when I was escorting (all stellar, thank you very much!). I had to have about five removed during that time because they were submitted by people I've never met, and there was once instance where someone I had seen submitted three reviews of me under three different handles (did he think he was doing me a favor?) TER gives one month free membership for every review submitted, so that encourages a lot of males to submit false reviews rather than pay for membership. Even the "genuine" reviews were souped-up...there was a lot of stuff that never happened.

The majority of TER membership types with one hand. It's less to do with getting the word out about reliable escorts who are good at their job than it is about gaining status and admiration amongst one's fellow hobbyist brethren, even if it means lying. You guys engage in your own forms of chest beating so you should get that.

So FWIW I believe Annie.

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/23/07 08:13 AM

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Getting back to the topic at hand...

I had seven reviews on TER when I was escorting (all stellar, thank you very much!). I had to have about five removed during that time because they were submitted by people I've never met, and there was once instance where someone I had seen submitted three reviews of me under three different handles (did he think he was doing me a favor?) TER gives one month free membership for every review submitted, so that encourages a lot of males to submit false reviews rather than pay for membership. Even the "genuine" reviews were souped-up...there was a lot of stuff that never happened.

The majority of TER membership types with one hand. It's less to do with getting the word out about reliable escorts who are good at their job than it is about gaining status and admiration amongst one's fellow hobbyist brethren, even if it means lying. You guys engage in your own forms of chest beating so you should get that.

So FWIW I believe Annie.

I agree with your assessment of The Erotic Review 100%; but I'm afraid you've missed the point.

How many people who ARE NOT escorting have ads for their escorting services on several websites? The review was posted only after she vehemently denied ther authenticity of the website ads.

I've got nothing against girls who escort (in fact, I think it's great). What I don't like is girls who swear up and down that it's phony while posting their availability information and website contact info on a different site.

It's a weird double standard, I can only guess that girls all deny they escort so that they can continue to say that they are not really whores (to themselves and their parents anyway).

PS If I had $1500 laying around the house, I'd call Dani Woodward long before Annie Cruz. http://www.meetdaniwoodward.com/

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/23/07 08:25 AM

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PS If I had $1500 laying around the house, I'd call Dani Woodward long before Annie Cruz. http://www.meetdaniwoodward.com/

No shit dude, I fucking love Dani. Total hottie.

Posted by: Conky

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/23/07 12:59 PM

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Conk,
what can I say about your posts that haven't already been said about your sexual preference Gay

That's the best you can do? Calling me gay? It'll come as news to my wife, but I'll try and break it to her gently. Seriously, is that the best you can do? Maybe you should've edited your post a couple of times and come up with something better.

Keep on dreaming about those big bucks, Ryan. You never know when the mailman might call with an envelope from mommy.

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/23/07 01:30 PM

I've worked for several escorts companies and even owned one at one point. Many companies buy stock photos and put them in ads either in newspapers like the LA Weekly, Village Voice or nowadays, internet sites like erosguide.com or cityvibe.com. The higher end escort agencies will go one step higher. Some of the companies will make fake profiles. Everyone in the escort business has done a switch n bait. Which is something I believe is being done. As far as reviews go, most agencies make alot of that shit up. The better the review, the more likely you'll be getting more business. TER and bigdoggie.net are the two biggest escort review sites. There are several more, but those don't matter. I know several porngirls who do privates, but they never advertise. They keep it all low key.

Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/23/07 06:56 PM

Sergio, I believe everything you said above. But how do you account for something like Pam Peaks' "agency": Run by somebody (inexplicably) in the industry, featuring escorts, male and female, exclusively from the industry. I would think that if that's all fake, she'd be shut down and blackballed from the industry by now. Something her looks have never managed to accomplish. If she hasn't been shut down by now, I have to conclude that it's for real and that Annie and her horse face are part of the stable.

Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/23/07 07:23 PM

I can't explain Pamela's " agency". When I had an agency, I ran it out of an office, I had 16 phone lines, 4 phones, 5 bookers and advertised everywhere. I doubt Peaks has done that much. The industry is more concerned about making money than who or who isn't on some site. Bottom line is nobody cares. I don't. Its none of my business. Only Annie knows the real answer.

Posted by: Moxie

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/23/07 09:32 PM

I say again, if you were going to bait and switch, Annie Cruz would not be the whore to use. You see the word bait means you use something that attracts your quary. Since the only thing annie could attract is flies, I believe the add is legit.

Posted by: Postmortem

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 07/24/07 01:40 AM

Who gives a shit if this stupid cunt hooks or not? She's too physically repugnant for anyone to be interested in fucking her fetid holes. And if that's not the point, what interesting ethical distinction is to be drawn between fucking customers (hooking) and fucking for customers (porn)? Either way, you're a piece of shit. What's the interest in distinguishing between types of shit? These mutherfuckers are in the Marianna Trench figuring out who has the moral high ground. It's like distinguishing between faggots and faggots with ponytails. Sure,faggots with ponytails are slightly worse, but both should be relentlessly marginalized, and maimed if possible.

Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Annie Cruz : escort or not? - 08/12/07 01:05 PM

Fuck Annie Cruz, I just remembered that she pissed in BaBa Booey's eye.

Annie Cruz : escort or not?