Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious

Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 02/05/04 04:03 AM

This is perhaps the funniest and most disturbing thing i have come across ever. BUT lex steele has fucked a man. In his movie lex on blondes, he takes on a chick called lana aka lana woods who was born a MAN. Check link at ( http://excaliburfilms.com) and click on lana's name.


Name of movie is LEX ON BLONDES
Posted by: JRV

Re: Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 02/05/04 08:17 AM

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This is perhaps the funniest and most disturbing thing i have come across ever. BUT lex steele has fucked a man. In his movie lex on blondes, he takes on a chick called lana aka lana woods who was born a MAN. Check link at ( http://excaliburfilms.com) and click on lana's name.


Name of movie is LEX ON BLONDES



That isn't Lana Woods. Excalibur is wrong. It's a different Lana, and it's female.

The post-op Lana Woods was before Lex started shooting porn.

And no, I have no idea why some directors were shooting a post-op who LOOKED like a post-op, pretending it was a girl.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 02/05/04 11:38 AM

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That isn't Lana Woods. Excalibur is wrong. It's a different Lana, and it's female.

The post-op Lana Woods was before Lex started shooting porn.

And no, I have no idea why some directors were shooting a post-op who LOOKED like a post-op, pretending it was a girl.






Damn you, that had at least a few days of life in it. I still believe that lex does dudes in his free time if that carries any weight. He made a pass at me when fayner and i were and item.
Posted by: JRV

Re: Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 02/05/04 08:33 PM

Well, there's always rumors about Mr. Biggz and Byron Long doing guys.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 02/05/04 08:41 PM

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Well, there's always rumors about Mr. Biggz and Byron Long doing guys.





I wasn't sure if i was going to give the joke response playing the part of a spike lee type black guy, saying ohh just because lex is black like those two guys he must be gay type post or the normal post, i am taking the normal post. Both of those guys are gay, fayner posted the mr biggz cover from his gay movie past on lukeford a while back (fayner searching through gay porn what a shocker) and byron lorn sucks dick for weed, like devlin, ya heard.
Posted by: Smartt

Re: Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 02/06/04 01:07 AM

For the first time in his life, Funky Ape is right.

Lex Steele DID fucked a man up his arse, and then fed said arsefucked man his own shit with a Gag-Factor-style ATM.

Lex Steele fucked Smelly Monkey in the ass. And he drew blood.
Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 02/06/04 05:18 AM

I'm not 100% sure about Byron Long but I do know for sure Mr. Biggz did.

But I think things go a little deeper than just a past of fucking men with Mr. Biggz that keeps him from being fully erect. But I'd fuck him again, he's a nice guy and really tries to do his best.

In my opinion I don't care if he has a past of fucking other men which I don't understand why other girls get offended that they don't know about those details until after they work with him. I'm pretty damn sure he washed his dick quite a few times since then so the chicks out there need to get over it LOL.
Posted by: Smelly Monkey

Re: Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 02/06/04 09:31 AM

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I don't understand why other girls get offended that they don't know about those details until after they work with him.





Well i know for a fact that fayner wasn't happy about it after he did his private scene with biggz, i said well your a man so what are you complaining about?, and he just mumbled " he said i was his first" and things of a similar nature. I am NOT gay.
Posted by: N-Word

Re: Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 12/14/06 11:56 PM

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Posted by: windsock

Re: Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 12/15/06 12:02 AM

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For the first time in his life, Funky Ape is right.

Lex Steele DID fucked a man up his arse, and then fed said arsefucked man his own shit with a Gag-Factor-style ATM.

Lex Steele fucked Smelly Monkey in the ass. And he drew blood.





In light of the undeniable board decline, those amongst you who continue to hold up this fine poster as the epitome of banabilty look not just hypocritical but like complete fucking idiots.


Posted by: Gigi

Re: Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 06/07/07 05:24 PM

bump. from adultfyi...i'm assuming that's who vanessa blue is talking about. michael--care to comment?

Who Was Vanessa Blue Talking About?- final


"he asked me to marry him to keep my mouth shut"

--Gene Ross


Porn Valley- Monday night's Breaking the Law show on PrimeTimeUncensored, www.primetimeuncensored.com was about relationships. And Kurt Lockwood, who was just leaving the studio, was having a conversation with Christy Canyon- the guest on the upcoming show- about one.

Lockwood's mentioning that Mark Davis, who apparently just got out of rehab, was looking great and was now dating Ginger Lynn. Christy says Ginger who's been through a lot of shit herself, is a tough cookie in her own right.

Once on the show, Canyon, who does a Playboy radio show with Lynn, was talking about her three divorces. And she was joined by a woman named Lucia, www.theartoflove.net, who bills herself as a relationships guru although Leykis 101 graduates might challenge her on a lot of different points.

According to Lucia, women love men who put them on pedestals. Certainly solid advice for the man who's had his nose rubbed in that pedestal.

Later in the show, Vanessa Blue, [pictured right] offered some commentary from the sidelines. Blue was of the opinion that a lengthy relationship doesn't exactly guarantee you'll know the person you're with. And she cited herself as an example.

Blue, who's now seeing the show's host Michael Fattorosi, was talking about a long term relationship she had prior. Blue said the man she had been going with would primp in the mirror longer than she. Which might have been bad enough, but he was also seeing another man "on the downlow." And while Blue had her suspicions, she said she ignored some obvious clues- such as condoms found in the bedroom that would have been too small for her partner.

All along, Blue kept thinking there was another woman involved. But she was wrong. Then one day she found her man and his male companion asleep on top of one another. Another time she found the two of them frolicking in a hot tub.

According to Blue, her man at the time would express angry views about homosexuals and bisexuals only to be taking personal walks on the wild side.

"There were so many things I closed my eyes to," said Blue. "Then he asked me to marry him to keep my mouth shut."

Regarding her relationship with Fattorosi, Blue said she'll get the look from brothers as though she were some Uncle Tom sellout.

"I get dirty looks all day long." Blue described her current relationship as "a battle of words."

"And I'll lose every time," she laughed. "I have a potty-mouth and that doesn't fare well against someone with a big vocabulary. This is a guy who can read a TV Guide while I blow him- I'm insulted."

With Canyon's three divorces, [no kids] including one marriage that lasted five weeks, Christy, unfortunately, couldn't come up with a story to top that one.

But Fattorosi had one to contribute- he said he used to whack off to Christy's movies when he was 18, 19 and that her "legal" series fro Vivid inspired him to become an attorney.

After her first marriage set the land speed record for brevity, Canyon got married a second time.

"That was for all the wrong reasons," she said. The third marriage she said was "a legal thing" but didn't go beyond that to explain.

Interestingly, Lucia seems to be an advocate of fostering online relationships where stalkers roam like the American buffalo of the 19th century. And she's also quick to advise not having sex too soon in the relationship- apparently to weed out the Tom Leykis listeners, according to her.

--i remember when lex proposed to her, during the 2006 avn awards... did they ever get married?
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 06/07/07 09:57 PM

he can marry with nacho
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Lex Steel FUCKED a man , 100% serious - 06/08/07 04:03 AM

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This is a guy who can read a TV Guide while I blow him- I'm insulted."





Am I alone in thinking this image would make a great DVD cover?