Classy finishing move

Posted by: Soopergrizz

Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 09:45 AM

It's like a reverse donkey punch!



What do you call this move?
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 11:20 AM

'Slapping the taste out of her mouth'?
Posted by: Monstar

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 11:25 AM

booyah.
Posted by: Saevus Maximus

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 11:27 AM

I call it strokeworthy.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 11:27 AM

cum slap
Posted by: fuckwhore

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 11:58 AM

would have been better if he push kicked her in the face.
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 12:28 PM

OMFG that's raunchy hot.....I'm jacking off right now watching that animated gif and your fat kid avatar at the same time.


Posted by: Mike Meatmaster

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 12:52 PM

Where's that from? Who's the whore?

Quote:

It's like a reverse donkey punch!



What do you call this move?

Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 01:23 PM

Y'know, if he slapped both her cheeks simultaneously in a clapping motion, it would be just like John Belushi's impression of a zit in 'National Lampoon's Animal House'...only with cum!

Maybe something to try at the next Gokkun, although I think the clapper should do it from behind because 1) they'll have the element of surprise and 2) they'll avoid the getting the projectile vomit blast of cum being expelled from her mouth all over themselves.

Or how about a slow motion, black and white clip set to classical music a la Scorcese's 'Raging Bull', with the head whipping across from the force of the blow and the gumshield and jizz flying artfully through the air. A surefire AVN winner, I feel, and I just know CAOH/Simp/Windsock would heartily approve!
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 01:32 PM




"Yo bitch, you could've had a V-8!"

Instead she gobbled Afro Jizz, and now "Ain't Nobody gonna be takin No Bitches to no Motherfuckin' Prom!"
Posted by: Conky

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 02:49 PM

She got slapped because she was playing with her food.
Posted by: Handful

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 03:28 PM


Quote:

It's like a reverse donkey punch!



What do you call this move?



Bitch slap is too obvious. I'm calling it "The Happy Ending" because watching it made me smile after a rough day.
Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 04:49 PM

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It's like a reverse donkey punch!



What do you call this move?



That's what you get for spitting, bitch.
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 05:39 PM

Did she punch him in the nuts at the last part of that?
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 05:46 PM

cum dogging punish
Posted by: vanessa

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 07:55 PM

This is nauseating. It reminds me of one of my worst experiences. Don't ever do this unless you're an asshole or the girl has told you that she is really into this and wants you to do it... like you don't know that already... it's sickening!
Posted by: bigmonkeynuts

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 08:37 PM

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This is nauseating. It reminds me of one of my worst experiences. Don't ever do this unless you're an asshole or the girl has told you that she is really into this and wants you to do it... like you don't know that already... it's sickening!



fuck that, chix like it rough
Posted by: vanessa

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 08:44 PM

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Quote:

This is nauseating. It reminds me of one of my worst experiences. Don't ever do this unless you're an asshole or the girl has told you that she is really into this and wants you to do it... like you don't know that already... it's sickening!



fuck that, chix like it rough



lol... excellent first post... you guys are crazy.

Posted by: k1ng

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 09:14 PM

I think it's Monica Santhiago from Ass Jazz 5 (trailer) but I may be wrong. Houston Don did a review of it HERE and makes no mention of a bitch slap. HDon can you shed a little light on if this is or is not Monica Santhiago from Ass Jazz 5? Thanks.
Posted by: Nugent

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 09:24 PM

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It's like a reverse donkey punch!



What do you call this move?



I call it "Make sure your fucking girlfriend doesn't see this shit if you want sex for the next month. Holy shit. LMAO.
Posted by: Nugent

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 09:28 PM

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This is nauseating. It reminds me of one of my worst experiences. Don't ever do this unless you're an asshole or the girl has told you that she is really into this and wants you to do it... like you don't know that already... it's sickening!



fuck that, chix like it rough



I'll go out on a limb and say that might just be the funniest first post EVER...
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 09:48 PM

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I think it's Monica Santhiago from Ass Jazz 5 (trailer) but I may be wrong. Houston Don did a review of it HERE and makes no mention of a bitch slap. HDon can you shed a little light on if this is or is not Monica Santhiago from Ass Jazz 5? Thanks.



Nevermind, I was wrong. It's not Ass Jazz 5.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 10:50 PM

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I'll go out on a limb and say that might just be the funniest first post EVER...




Makes up for the fact that it took him a year and a half to make his first post. Anyway, welcome, Dude.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 11:23 PM

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I'll go out on a limb and say that might just be the funniest first post EVER...




Makes up for the fact that it took him a year and a half to make his first post. Anyway, welcome, Dude.


Nugent reg'ed the same day I did, he's pretty cool. Is there are a point here?
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/06/07 11:53 PM

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Nugent reg'ed the same day I did, he's pretty cool. Is there are a point here?



Not Nugent. bigmonkeynuts. The guy who posted "fuck that, chix like it rough." He reg'ed on 3/19/06 and didn't post until today. But it's such a great post it makes up for it.

Nugent is very cool, and that Cryptkeeper/Wankus avatar kicks ass.
Posted by: Pat PornAddict

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/08/07 11:26 AM

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'Slapping the taste out of her mouth'?



I'm shocked no one commented on this reply. I think it's fucking awesome!

- PornAddict
Posted by: PainfulAzzFuckin

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/09/07 12:43 PM

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This is nauseating. It reminds me of one of my worst experiences. Don't ever do this unless you're an asshole or the girl has told you that she is really into this and wants you to do it... like you don't know that already... it's sickening!



Bullshit....you do this to the bitch who just took a mouthful of your jizz as a sign that you are disgusted with her being such a fucking whore and that you aren't going to be fucking her again.

Then you call her sister.
Posted by: vanessa

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/09/07 03:22 PM

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Quote:

This is nauseating. It reminds me of one of my worst experiences. Don't ever do this unless you're an asshole or the girl has told you that she is really into this and wants you to do it... like you don't know that already... it's sickening!



Bullshit....you do this to the bitch who just took a mouthful of your jizz as a sign that you are disgusted with her being such a fucking whore and that you aren't going to be fucking her again.

Then you call her sister.



I don't know why this one makes me laugh... I guess because it's so retarded that even I can't take it seriously...

Posted by: zenman

Re: Classy finishing move - 07/09/07 09:10 PM

What fine film is that from?