Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names?

Posted by: Anonymous

Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names? - 07/05/07 05:24 PM

example-





TryMe

Cant the braintrust over @ LADirect help this poor girl out?

TryMe....OMG!!!!
Posted by: safado

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names? - 07/05/07 05:28 PM

Maybe "StupidWhore" is already taken
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/05/07 05:30 PM

It should be "Trisomy", as in Trisomy 18 . Only spell it "Trysome".
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/05/07 05:35 PM

What? She couldn't think of any ex-friends from high school she wanted to make life miserable for by using the ex-friend's real name as her screen name?
http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=23402
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names? - 07/05/07 05:40 PM

Change name and get those little random tats above her cunt removed...what are those 3 stars? Is that how spicey she likes her chicken curry? I like mine at 5 cuz that's how my Pakistani side rolls.
Posted by: zenman

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/05/07 06:26 PM

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Change name and get those little random tats above her cunt removed...what are those 3 stars? Is that how spicey she likes her chicken curry? I like mine at 5 cuz that's how my Pakistani side rolls.




Osama bin Jordan
Posted by: Tritone

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/05/07 06:46 PM

Well I think she is cute. Very appealing "asain"-type eyes. TryMe? Certainly!!!!

Posted by: have2cit

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/05/07 07:06 PM

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Change name and get those little random tats above her cunt removed...what are those 3 stars? Is that how spicey she likes her chicken curry? I like mine at 5 cuz that's how my Pakistani side rolls.




The hottest pepper I ever ate, in my life, was in a Pakistani restaurant, Gods honest truth.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/05/07 07:28 PM

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example-





TryMe

Cant the braintrust over @ LADirect help this poor girl out?

TryMe....OMG!!!!




that whore is fucking ugly
Posted by: fuckwhore

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/05/07 08:33 PM

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Change name and get those little random tats above her cunt removed...what are those 3 stars? Is that how spicey she likes her chicken curry? I like mine at 5 cuz that's how my Pakistani side rolls.




I think she's 3 out of 5 star on the whoremeter. Maybe that's why she named herself "TryMe".
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/05/07 09:30 PM

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Well I think she is cute. Very appealing "asain"-type eyes. TryMe? Certainly!!!!





How long before Chico Wang, Don Fernando or Jaunty Bone tries to pistol-whip the whore? Oh wait, she's about 10 years too old for them.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names? - 07/05/07 11:23 PM

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Change name and get those little random tats above her cunt removed...what are those 3 stars? Is that how spicey she likes her chicken curry? I like mine at 5 cuz that's how my Pakistani side rolls.




That kills.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names? - 07/06/07 01:01 AM

Yes, we have run out of porn names. I think the trend started (or at least I first noticed it) when gagfactor.com berated Jenna Presley for taking part of Jenna Jameson's name and part of Teagan Presley's.

We could start up a porn name predictor pool...I've no doubt we will see some of these within the next 12 months, if we haven't already:

Maddox Presley
Presley Maddox
Jolie Maddox
Maddox Jolie
Presley Lynn
McKenzie McKenzie
McKenzie Lynn
Maddox Lynn
Jondra Lynn
Jondra Jolie
Jondra Presley
Jondra McKenzie
Jondra Jameson
McKenzie Long
Presley Long
Angelina Long
Jondra Long
Angelina Presley

...ad nauseum. It's like those fridge magnet word/poem things, only with about 5-6 interchangeable names to choose from.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names? - 07/06/07 01:03 AM

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Change name and get those little random tats above her cunt removed...what are those 3 stars? Is that how spicey she likes her chicken curry? I like mine at 5 cuz that's how my Pakistani side rolls.




[parishilton]That's Hot[/parishilton]
Posted by: Dean Wormer

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names? - 07/06/07 01:47 AM

That ranks right up there with Too Pretty For Porn and Truly Yours.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names? - 07/06/07 05:23 AM

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I think the trend started (or at least I first noticed it) when gagfactor.com berated Jenna Presley for taking part of Jenna Jameson's name and part of Teagan Presley's


What do you expect? A tooth fairy?

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We could start up a porn name predictor pool...I've no doubt we will see some of these within the next 12 months, if we haven't already:
Maddox Presley
Presley Maddox
Jolie Maddox
Maddox Jolie
Presley Lynn
McKenzie McKenzie
McKenzie Lynn
Maddox Lynn
Jondra Lynn
Jondra Jolie
Jondra Presley
Jondra McKenzie
Jondra Jameson
McKenzie Long
Presley Long
Angelina Long
Jondra Long
Angelina Presley

...ad nauseum. It's like those fridge magnet word/poem things, only with about 5-6 interchangeable names to choose from.



Goddamnit...danG rules!
Posted by: Crucifixio

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names? - 07/06/07 11:32 AM

He was at least dead-on with Presley Maddox if he didn't know about her already; she has been around for a lil while now.
Posted by: fuckwhore

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/06/07 11:56 AM

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He was at least dead-on with Presley Maddox if he didn't know about her already; she has been around for a lil while now.




Presly Maddox is a hot little whore.
Posted by: Conky

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/06/07 12:45 PM

Donny, if you read this, please name a whore Jondra Long.
Posted by: fuckwhore

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/08/07 06:23 PM

New porn whores should use the following scheme to name themselves...

First name should be their childhood best friends name
Last name should be the last name of the 1st man that molested or raped them.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/08/07 07:06 PM

Hahaha. Fuckwhore, that's awesome.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/08/07 07:07 PM

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Last name should be the last name of the 1st man that molested or raped them.





This would account for the proliferation of new whores named "Long"
Posted by: Blue

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names? - 07/09/07 11:28 AM

It would appear so, as they seem to be stealing former classmates .
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names? - 07/09/07 11:38 AM

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It would appear so, as they seem to be stealing former classmates .




Syvette Wimberly
Posted by: vanessa

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/09/07 03:42 PM

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Last name should be the last name of the 1st man that molested or raped them.





That's not a good idea re privacy protection because most performers would have to use their real last name, or the last name of somebody closely related... (daddy, uncle, etc)
Posted by: Cum Stains

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/09/07 04:23 PM

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That's not a good idea re privacy protection because most performers would have to use their real last name, or the last name of somebody closely related... (daddy, uncle, etc)




Cmon, even their own siblings have different last names.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore name - 07/10/07 03:19 AM

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Last name should be the last name of the 1st man that molested or raped them.





This would account for the proliferation of new whores named "Long"




I just feel kinda sad for his first "Asian" find porn whore.....for it shall be named Yoko Ono Long
Posted by: Crucifixio

Re: Have the actually "ran out" of porn whore names? - 07/11/07 05:03 PM

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Syvette Wimberly




I was gonna mention the Syvette Wimberly thing but it was just too easy. The whore in that link, however, is Brooke Haven not Syvette. Syvette's the blonde in this set and in these clips.