Did Wankus Get Dumped?

Posted by: TonyMalice

Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/03/07 02:25 PM

According to Wankus' MySpace he's single, anyone know anything else about this?


Posted by: Conky

Re: Wankus and Tyler Faith splitsville? - 07/03/07 02:29 PM

We all say that on MySpace

But if Tyler has left him, I predict an August burial.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Wankus and Tyler Faith splitsville? - 07/03/07 02:29 PM



Lol, true, but Wankus was always one to celebrate his suitcase pimp status.
Posted by: Anonymous

Re: Wankus and Tyler Faith splitsville? - 07/03/07 02:29 PM

I heard she split about five minutes after he got canned from KSEX. Personally, I thought she would have stayed at least a half-hour, you know, to spare his feelings a bit.
Posted by: pornlaw

Re: Wankus and Tyler Faith splitsville? - 07/03/07 02:29 PM

I would like to reply but can no longer thanks to Conky ... [enter shameless plug] But watch his show next Wednesday on PTU 7-9pm PST [/end] and I'll get him to talk about it.

Michael
Posted by: Conky

Re: Wankus and Tyler Faith splitsville? - 07/03/07 02:31 PM

Michael, you get special dispensation.
Posted by: TonyMalice

Re: Wankus and Tyler Faith splitsville? - 07/03/07 02:38 PM

I just checked and they both are eachothers top friends... so maybe she didn't leave him for someone more sucessful like Ryan Knox or Jeremy Steele.
Posted by: ChuckSpears

Re: Wankus and Tyler Faith splitsville? - 07/03/07 02:42 PM

Seeing that pic of Wankus having the meth shits makes me wanna hurl into my kfc legs and thighs bucket.
Posted by: Saevus Maximus

Re: Wankus and Tyler Faith splitsville? - 07/03/07 02:46 PM

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I would like to reply but can no longer thanks to Conky ... [enter shameless plug] But watch his show next Wednesday on PTU 7-9pm PST [/end] and I'll get him to talk about it.

Michael



This could be your big break MichaeL. If Wankus kills himself on air you could double your audience from 5 listeners to 10.
Posted by: pornlaw

Re: Wankus and Tyler Faith splitsville? - 07/03/07 02:54 PM

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Michael, you get special dispensation.



Thank you kind sir.

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This could be your big break MichaeL. If Wankus kills himself on air you could double your audience from 5 listeners to 10



That fact is not lost on me ! I figure that there would be at least 12 XPTers that would show up for that. (Note to self: buy rope this weekend)

Michael
Posted by: Conky

Re: Wankus and Tyler Faith splitsville? - 07/03/07 02:57 PM

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Note to self: buy rope this weekend



What? You haven't already given Wankus enough?
Posted by: whatwereuthinkin

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/03/07 03:11 PM

He was a loser before and after he hooked up with Tyler. Her already shaky stock went way way down after hooking up(and mething it up) with him. Never quite understood that since he is so not her type. She likes manly men and athletes, not circus clowns like the Wank. Well they did have their love of meth to keep them together, and that very successful production company.
Posted by: SinnamonLove

Re: Wankus and Tyler Faith splitsville? - 07/04/07 12:08 PM

No need to buy rope. Just borrow some from Orpheus or myself. ;-)
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: Wankus and Tyler Faith splitsville? - 07/06/07 08:14 AM

Good for her. He pimps her out, spends her money and has no job. She would be a moron to stay with such a loser.
Posted by: Saevus Maximus

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/06/07 10:17 AM

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According to Wankus' MySpace he's single, anyone know anything else about this?






He also needs to update his occupation. You know, to unemployed.
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/06/07 10:38 AM



Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/07/07 10:40 AM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: fuckwhore

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/08/07 06:20 PM

See this is a story Luke needs to chase and write about pronto!
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/08/07 08:14 PM

in their myspace status said in relationship....maybe was a stunt

wankus needs promo
Posted by: Conky

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/09/07 08:36 AM

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in their myspace status said in relationship....maybe was a stunt

wankus needs promo



A publicity stunt is only any good if you have something to promote. What's Wankus gonna promote? Healthy living?
Posted by: *L*G*

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/09/07 11:02 AM

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in their myspace status said in relationship....maybe was a stunt

wankus needs promo



A publicity stunt is only any good if you have something to promote. What's Wankus gonna promote? Healthy living?



but wankus belive he have something to promote, he is a "porn celebrity"
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/09/07 11:44 AM

So this is still unconfirmed? How hard can it be to verify this? Up til now Wankus has been an open book.
Posted by: Conky

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/09/07 01:12 PM

I think we need to wait for the next installment of the Wankus soap opera on PrimeTimeUncensored.com

[In other words: read the transcript at AdultFYI.com]
Posted by: pornlaw

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/09/07 03:30 PM

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[In other words: read the transcript at AdultFYI.com]



Can you guys just watch it live so I can have 6 people watching ?

Thanks for the support !

Michael
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/09/07 07:02 PM

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[In other words: read the transcript at AdultFYI.com]



Can you guys just watch it live so I can have 6 people watching ?

Thanks for the support !

Michael



Midgets only count as a half a person. So it's 5 1/2 not 6.
Posted by: The Ghost Is Toast

Re: Did Wankus Get Dumped? - 07/10/07 02:02 AM

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in their myspace status said in relationship....maybe was a stunt

wankus needs promo



A publicity stunt is only any good if you have something to promote. What's Wankus gonna promote? Healthy living?



I believe Wankus has just been signed up as the new celebrity face of the 'Got Meth?' campaign.

Oddly enough (and I'm being totally serious here), I can think of a good way for Wankus to make a considerable bit of side income based on one of his previous jobs, but obviously the drugs have rotted his brain to the extent where he can't join the dots and see the potential cash cow that's ripe for milking until the udders bleed.