ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE
Posted by: His Excellency
ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/02/04 07:41 PM
I fuckie shit on you. I fuckie piss on you. I fuckie spit on you. I fuckie KILL KILL KILL you. I fuckie chop you into thousand tiny pieces and put you in blender. I fuckie ice pick the eyes and use for poker chips. I fuckie carve the cunt and use for smelling salts. I fuckie axe the head and use for balling ball. I fuckie dynamite the breasts and use for feed maternity ward for day. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! I fuckie slice the anus and use for rat poison. I fuckie chop the arms and use for windmill blades. I fuckie chop the legs and use for fence posts. CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! I fuckie KILL KILL KILL the whole Jollee family. When I done I throw you away like garbage.
Posted by: It Was Fun
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/02/04 08:14 PM
Too bad this isn't a crime. But I much rather see you slowly rot away in pain than be handled by the law. Lucky you.
Posted by: Smartt
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/02/04 09:22 PM
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Too bad this isn't a crime.
I think it is. And if Ariana gets a tiny scratch, this guy will be the prime suspect.
Posted by: Ariana
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/02/04 09:29 PM
it is actually... and so are his mentions of bombing specific places in his emails.
i save every word this piece of shit writes. He just dug his grave by using the word 'kill'
Posted by: Smartt
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/02/04 09:34 PM
His Excelency´s asshole now: //*\\
His Excelency´s asshole in jail: //0\\
Posted by: Ariana
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/02/04 09:42 PM
its rather funny how i've been relatively nice and dealt with his comments in a proper way... he just crossed that very fine line though... people with finger muscles do not get very far with people who have muscles in the rest of their goddamn arms.
Posted by: Gag Her
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/03/04 02:28 AM
Wow, what a sick fuck. I guess we will always have to deal with them though, as there is more wackos running loose then we could ever lock up. Two words, Looney Bin!
Posted by: JRV
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/03/04 02:53 AM
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Too bad this isn't a crime. But I much rather see you slowly rot away in pain than be handled by the law. Lucky you.
It's just like leaving a threat on an answering machine.
One nice thing about living in Texas is that if he showed up at the door you can just pull out a shotgun and put an end to it. Show the cop his postings and there won't be a problem. Just keep in mind it's polite to pull the body inside the doorway since it's more paperwork for the cop if the body is outside; cops appreciate the thoughtfulness.
This guy has a fixation on Ariana. He seems to follow her around everywhere and whine. I'm not sure he's ever done anything other than whine about her. Different people have different ways of finding meaning in their lives I guess.
Posted by: zenman
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/03/04 03:00 AM
[... I fuckie KILL KILL KILL you. I fuckie chop you into thousand tiny pieces and put you in blender...
Somebldy call Animal Control.
Posted by: TonyMalice
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/03/04 06:29 AM
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I fuckie shit on you. I fuckie piss on you. I fuckie spit on you. I fuckie KILL KILL KILL you. I fuckie chop you into thousand tiny pieces and put you in blender. I fuckie ice pick the eyes and use for poker chips. I fuckie carve the cunt and use for smelling salts. I fuckie axe the head and use for balling ball. I fuckie dynamite the breasts and use for feed maternity ward for day. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! I fuckie slice the anus and use for rat poison. I fuckie chop the arms and use for windmill blades. I fuckie chop the legs and use for fence posts. CHOP! CHOP! CHOP! I fuckie KILL KILL KILL the whole Jollee family. When I done I throw you away like garbage.
We strive to avoid censorship, however we must comply with the law and require our users to do so. This means absolutely no threats may be posted on the board. You can say whatever you like short of threating harm, violence, etc. against ANYONE.
I'm sure you'd all agree that XXX PORN TALK is the most censorship-free forum on the net, and we'd like to keep it that way, but it does require a basic level of cooperation from our users.
I'm just putting everyone on notice that accounts will be suspended (and further action taken if necessary) against those who post threating or menacing posts here.
Tony Malice
Posted by: Dinand
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/03/04 07:56 AM
his excellency is a fucking moron. enough said.
Posted by: MrPoo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/03/04 09:15 AM
what a douche bag. I likeie turd in your mouth blackman.
Posted by: Gag Her
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/03/04 09:44 AM
Me thinks he shizzled his nizzle in the wrong fazizzle. Get help now, it's not too late. Dr Smith and professor Wesson are waiting for you.
Posted by: ChickenMaster
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 10/15/04 10:25 AM
I have to revive this crazy shit. God it's fucked up.
Posted by: VancouverXXX
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 10/15/04 02:36 PM
What an idiot. Someone is going to do that to you one day.
Posted by: jamesn
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 11/28/05 06:18 PM
and this was BEFORE the tranny-gangbangs and eating out of jeff steward's toilet while he laughed at her.
Posted by: sb99x
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 11/29/05 06:40 AM
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Too bad this isn't a crime. But I much rather see you slowly rot away in pain than be handled by the law. Lucky you.
On a serious note .. in some countries that would be a crime, the UK being one in question, where anything considered racist or to promote violence can (and is frequently) prosecuted. But there is a drawback to such laws, it stifles real Freedom of Speach as well as the idiots and promotes a politically correct, nanny state ... which in time turn into a near police state. That's the position we're in in the UK today ... in a desire to protect everyone from bad influences, lots of things are banned and restricted. May be a good thing when it comes to hand guns, but when you can't buy an adult dvd by mail order, every porn movie needs to go before the censors so they can remove scenes of gagging, references to youth and the list goes on endlessly. We now have the worst of two worlds ... an oppressive government trying to take away freedoms and a moronic underclass attacking from the other side - the rest are left in the middle, in a country where it is illegal to use force to protect your own property because the criminal can sue you.
So on balance, undesirable views are views - and people have a right to hold them. At least your constitution works in that respect.
Posted by: jamesn
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 12/30/06 10:36 AM
bump
Posted by: MoronBoy
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 12/30/06 10:56 AM
So, what's with the Arianna death threat thread bumps? Is it her birthday? Did she die today? Has she been diagnosed with HIV today? I'm curious.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 12/30/06 11:44 AM
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I fuckie slice the anus and use for rat poison.
This is the specific reason. 
Posted by: jamesn
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 12/30/06 11:51 AM
there's nothing funnier than hisexcellency posts.
Posted by: have2cit
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 12/30/06 11:53 AM
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I fuckie dynamite the breasts and use for feed maternity ward for day. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
this is another specific reason.
Posted by: N-Word
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 12/30/06 07:12 PM
I think Arianna is dead actually. No-one has heard from her since her tranny gang-bang
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 07/17/08 06:09 PM
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I fuckie ice pick the eyes and use for poker chips...
He stole this one from Martha Stewart. She got it from her cell mate. True story.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 07/17/08 06:41 PM
Any thread with His Excellency, Padover, Mr. Poo, Smartt, Malice, Jamesn, H2C and Ariana Jolee is a classic.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 07/17/08 06:49 PM
Seriously, ever wonder what ever happened to that whore? She was an extreme porn whore, I would give her that.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 07/17/08 06:52 PM
Seriously, in less than three months she did the 65-guy bareback Euro-creampie gangbang, followed by the 15 Brazillian trannies and Nacho Vidal. Why is this whore not in the BSL-4 islolation chamber at USAMRIID in Frederick, Maryland?
::banana_retrovirus_revenge::
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 07/17/08 07:49 PM
Maybe she is, but I loathe Frederick these days. Back when I was young it still had that small town atmosphere, and one could look for Barbar Freitchie's house. These days it has become commutable from Washington, D.C. and has lost its small town charm. I prefer Harper's Ferry for a day trip, one can park for free on the Maryland Heights side, and cross the Potomac on a pedestrian bridge. Harper's Ferry, Georgetoen, and the Gettysburg and Antietam battlefields are national treasures.
Posted by: *L*G*
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 07/17/08 08:29 PM
Ariana Jolle and Kami Andrews soulless look =
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 07/21/08 06:35 PM
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Maybe she is, but I loathe Frederick these days. Back when I was young it still had that small town atmosphere, and one could look for Barbar Freitchie's house. These days it has become commutable from Washington, D.C. and has lost its small town charm. I prefer Harper's Ferry for a day trip, one can park for free on the Maryland Heights side, and cross the Potomac on a pedestrian bridge. Harper's Ferry, Georgetoen, and the Gettysburg and Antietam battlefields are national treasures.
Yeah, but even the Ferry has become a commuter haven for DC ever since MARC started running that way.
Fuck, Morgantown, WV even commutes via train now! It's as bad as fucking Danbury, CT going to NYC for work.
Posted by: gonzo420
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 07/21/08 06:57 PM
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Ariana Jolle and Kami Andrews soulless look =
Two great whores!
Posted by: *Null*
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 07/21/08 07:34 PM
You're fake crazy stichk is real intimidating. I hope she gets your dumb ass locked up for making terrorist threats. I know a real life paranoid schizophrenic. He would say things like "I'm going to get you pregnant and I hope the baby strangles you"- more blood curdling intention in that one sentence then your whole paragraph of pussyhood. Go back to sucking Jim Goad's taint while he gazes into the empty depths of your pitiful soul like it's a pre-meal snack.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/10/12 08:26 PM
Bizzump.
Posted by: TheDude008
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/11/12 04:50 PM
Ariana was a ugly looking whore but the stuff she did made up for her lack of looks. I'm sure some unlucky chump married that skank.
Posted by: coveryisadick
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 01:18 PM
do you think she disappeared so quickly from porn because of hiv or a serious std ? she started doing as we all know unprotected gangbangs with transexuals and strangers on foreign soil. than shortly after seemed to vanish. didnt melissa lauren have to retire because her vagina was so damaged from an std that it couldnt be shown in good nature on camera anymore ?
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 01:29 PM
didnt melissa lauren have to retire because her vagina was so damaged from an std that it couldnt be shown in good nature on camera anymore ?
Please define "in good nature."
Posted by: coveryisadick
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 01:32 PM
haha yeah i guess anytime mellissa laurens vagina was shown it was not in good nature :\
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 01:34 PM
On the contrary. Show me Mel's vagina and I suddenly get good natured.
Posted by: faceblaster
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 02:25 PM
UTI from ass to vag?
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 06:38 PM
WTH? Someone broke Melissa Lauren's vagina? She dated Brandon so I guess it's possible. The only consolation is C3X worked with her after that.
Seriously, I never heard she was forced to leave for any reason other than immigration.
Posted by: Willie D
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 06:58 PM
You couldn't break that whore's vagina with a crowbar and a blowtorch. She went back to France to do some Euro smut for Marco Saliere (sp?). Then got back here after getting the dark hair and the bolt-ons.
Posted by: coveryisadick
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 07:25 PM
ah shit ...she got implants
? normally i dont care when a whore ruins their body and career and in the process also provides something to laugh and mock but i always really enjoyed mellisa lauren and her natural tits. she is only what 27 ? she didnt have to resort to that for at least 5 years.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 07:35 PM
Well if it's any consolation she probably got the best implants I've ever seen.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 07:45 PM
I dunno if she had a last name, but a pornstar named Celeste in the mid-90's had the nicest fake tits I have ever seent. After catching a scene of her's on cable porn, I actually called the local porn store to ask if they had a movie called "Notorious." The guy answering the phone was like, "Umm...You do realize this is an adult film store, right? These bitches are all notorious."
Posted by: Steezo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 07:49 PM
This ho.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 08:11 PM
^^^Dude, if those are the nicest fake tits you've ever seen, board the cat somewhere and get out of Alaska for a bit.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 08:13 PM
Not a good pic? At least they look somewhat natural as compared to:
Posted by: Steezo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 08:23 PM
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 08:36 PM
The picture you posted of Melissa's has a push-up contraption under them. I saw them in action in a couple of scenes and they look and move fine. The girl you posted has nice tits too, in those pictures. I'm sure she's had to have them redone though because those don't appear to be below the muscle.
Posted by: JasonH
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 10:10 PM
Does that Celeste whore have a last name?
Posted by: cqd
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 10:15 PM
She just went by Celeste.
Posted by: tattypatty
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 10:47 PM
She dated the guy who died of a brain aneurism , no? I am too loserish to post pics, but Tiffany Mynx's fake tits are just incredible. Every whore shoulda gone to her surgeon.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 10:49 PM
Does that Celeste whore have a last name?
Celeste Long
Posted by: Steezo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 10:57 PM
^^^ Yeah, that's right. She was married to Woody Long. So then, he's dead?
Tiffany Mynx was one of those chicks where you kind of groaned when she got a boob job because she didn't really need it. But then she got old and it was OK. Maybe that will happen with Brooke Banner as well. Her natural tits were perfect and then she got implants.
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 11:03 PM
I didn't even think of that. I was thinking about the wannabe cult leader pimp who is now renting rooms above his bar in Thailand that gave all his whores the last name Long.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/13/12 11:06 PM
^^^ Yeah, that makes more sense.
Posted by: Anonymous
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/14/12 05:34 AM
I didn't even think of that. I was thinking about the wannabe cult leader pimp who is now renting rooms above his bar in Thailand that gave all his whores the last name Long.
How come there was never a "Squeaky" Long?
Oh, wait, there was. She had him locked up as I recall.
Posted by: fartz
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/14/12 06:26 AM
I was going to mention Velicity Von, but
Boobpedia is telling me her shit is real. It's weird. Some shots look amazingly real, and some look horribly fake.
Posted by: coveryisadick
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/14/12 01:20 PM
i m almost positive velicity von has fake breasts. nothing about them is believable as being natural. has anyone seen her lately ? she still does cam shows i believe i was on one of the cam sites watching washed up pornstars beg for cash and 90 percent of the time not reach their set $ goals and came across her. she looks like she is 100 pounds now. she use to be thick and curvy . it looked like her breasts were the same size so if they were natural they would of deflated a bit with her significant body weight loss.
Posted by: coveryisadick
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/14/12 02:33 PM
actually i take some of that back. i went back and looked velicity's tits were perfect and natural looking in her early scenes when she was a bigger girl. but in her later scenes they look hard and unnaturally round. what most of happened was she lost a significant amount of weight and her tits deflated a bit and sagged so she got a boob job.
Posted by: Steezo
Re: ARIANA JOLLE THE HUMAN COMMODE - 02/14/12 04:23 PM
Good Lord. That's two fuck ups in the space of four words.
