Al Goldstein, no longer a walking lump of lard

Posted by: M Lyons

Al Goldstein, no longer a walking lump of lard - 01/28/04 12:53 AM

The last time I saw Al Goldstein (not personally, by the way), was on video in 1995. Then, he looked to be around 28 stones, and he was puffing and panting while smoking a cigar.

I just saw him now, and he's lost around 15 stone. He looks good for an old dude. And it probably saved his life.

M Lyons.
Posted by: Lurid1

Re: Al Goldstein, no longer a walking lump of lard - 01/28/04 06:22 AM

he may look better on the outside, but inside he's a soul-less wretch with piss in his veins and turds for organs. may he rot in hell forver... nothing personal.
Posted by: Pussy Power

Re: Al Goldstein, no longer a walking lump of lard - 01/29/04 12:55 AM

A millionaire though.
Posted by: Lurid1

Re: Al Goldstein, no longer a walking lump of lard - 01/29/04 11:48 AM

what do you call a millionaire in hell? toast
Posted by: Sir Wanksalot

Re: Al Goldstein, no longer a walking lump of lard - 01/29/04 07:08 PM

Goldstein is one of the biggest pricks you'd ever have the displeasure of meeting,I hope the fuck dies a horrible painfull death ....soon!.
Posted by: Steven Millan

Re: Al Goldstein, no longer a walking lump of lard - 01/29/04 10:28 PM

The way he looked at the AVN Expo,Al Goldstein looks like he's officially eligible to join the Living Dead.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: Al Goldstein, no longer a walking lump of lard - 01/30/04 08:14 AM

he was born dead but nobody ever told him. but wait a second, he wasn't born, he washed up in a redtide on Coney Island. the fuck is a total turd and he really has gotta stop whining that Flynt ripped off Hustler from his p.u. publication Screw.