"real porn"

Posted by: smutpeddler

"real porn" - 05/02/07 11:31 AM

so here i am at work peddling the smut and i got to thinking..i'm 31 first porn experience besides seeing the girls bloomers in annie was insatiable...since then it's easy to say i've become quite desentized to most porn out there..what i'm wondering is if anyone could help me find something more "real" what i guess i mean by that is once during sex it slipped in anally and the girl cried now i'm not saying i want to see girls crying but when you see a chick take someone like shane diesel in the ass and she's laying there moaning giggling thats just not real to me..rough is good, i guess i'm looking for a porn video thats got alittle bit of uncomfortability to it..i'm not even sure thats a word. if anyone has any titles they could give me would greatly appreciate it..and i've even see everything jm/maxhardcore/rob black have put out..if that doesnt get to me maybe i'm a lost cause and nothing will..well i'm back to helping the perverts find their porn enjoyment while i force them to listen to slayer heh
Posted by: J.B.

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 11:38 AM

You're a "Smut Peddler" and you can't find this on your own?
Posted by: smutpeddler

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 12:03 PM

that was not a very nice reply..almost like answering a question with a question..however..maybe you don't understand what i was asking..i'm sure i could search the internet, or go over avn page by page every month which i already do. Just looking for suggestions if anyone had any to offer..thats not too much to ask..i'd like to say i'm the best smut peddler in maryland but sometimes there is stuff that is bound to fall through the cracks....so high five!
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 01:00 PM

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that was not a very nice reply..


Welcome to XPT. Bring your flapjacket and helmet, your going to need it here.
Posted by: smutpeddler

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 01:20 PM

thanks, i can run my mouth behind a keyboard with the best of them heh..hopefully it won't come to that..porn is supposed to be about love, fun, goodtimes and high fives. heh
Posted by: Cerberus

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 01:58 PM

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thanks, i can run my mouth behind a keyboard with the best of them heh..hopefully it won't come to that..porn is supposed to be about love, fun, goodtimes and high fives. heh



Boy are you in for surprise, here.
Posted by: smutpeddler

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 02:04 PM

i do love suprises. especially if there is cake, a pinata or any sort of party games involved. high five!
Posted by: crispinglover1

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 02:24 PM

Who the fuck high fives anymore? Much less a lame fucking typed high five. What year is this 1991? Next you are going to start a wave on a thread? Moron.
Posted by: smutpeddler

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 02:37 PM

look here willard mcfly, hi fives will never go out of style..the same cannot be said for crispin glover..he's so charlies angels 2001. please join the rest of the world in 2007 ...smileys mean love..sure you don't want a hi five?
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 02:39 PM

Willard fucking rules. Carry on...


Posted by: smutpeddler

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 02:45 PM

willard was good however it was no rocketman starring harland williams..that guys a genius
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 05:18 PM

I want to know what assclowns are rating this guy. He's made 12 posts (many less if you just count the good ones) and he's getting 4 star ratings This is like Jethro Tull winning a Grammy for heavy metal.

On a side note this particular Graemlin needs WTF on it's sign instead of huh.
Posted by: smutpeddler

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 05:28 PM

you are so full of negativity. maybe you need a hi five? or a hug at least. All i'm trying to do is enjoy the porn board and not ruffle any feathers...have your feathers been ruffeled? or do you just enjoy being an asshat? My posts are quality and quite enjoyable..although i havent broke out the racial slurs yet like i've noticed quite a few people on here do...maybe that would make you like me more mr 112 posts so that makes me god. I hope i got your name and post count correct..i dont want to bunch your panties anymore than they've already been can we be friends like these smilies are please?
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 05:51 PM

Get the name right, its Mr. 112 posts so that makes me not afraid to speak my mind. BTW welcome back Darth how was the trip to Thailand? I hope there were no complications with the surgery.
Posted by: smutpeddler

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 06:35 PM

that makes no sense....i am some sort of a vader, or a sidious? please explain man of many posts
Posted by: the unknown pervert

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 11:56 PM

The combination of smugness and arrogance along with the preliminarily obscenely high poster rating for someone new to the board.
Posted by: covertperv

Re: "real porn" - 05/02/07 11:58 PM

Hmmm... sounds like you might like this kind of smut

http://www.brutalrapesex.com/

Yea or nea?
Posted by: smutpeddler

Re: "real porn" - 05/03/07 04:35 AM

i am neither arrogant nor smug or anything like that..just standing up for myself like my mommy always told me to..and i'm not really into the fake brutal rape sexing, but thank you for the suggestion..it's always the thought that counts
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: "real porn" - 05/03/07 04:45 AM

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..and i'm not really into the fake brutal rape sexing



Same here. Nothing beats the real thing.
Posted by: Conky

Re: "real porn" - 05/03/07 05:53 AM

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..and i'm not really into the fake brutal rape sexing



Same here. Nothing beats the real thing.



Gia such a sick bitch
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: "real porn" - 05/05/07 06:24 PM

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porn is supposed to be about love, fun, goodtimes and high fives. heh



CLICK HERE
Posted by: nikestylez

Re: "real porn" - 05/08/07 10:19 AM

I suggest www.facialabuse.com www.ghettogaggers.com www.latinabuse.com. These guys have rough sex, but you can tell they are uncomfortable some ppl have a problem with these sites becauuse they feel the girls are enduring t for money and the racial overtones of the site, and its mostly ameature girls with a few feature girls thrown in. Ruff sex+ first timers= very uncomfortable.

I feel what you are saying about unrealistic girls. I like jules jordan stuff, but i can only watch it in small doses becuase I know in real life I wont be able to find chicks to do me that intensly or crazy even if paid escort to do it. so thats kind of a wood killer same thing with the pizza guy gets laid cheesy scenario I know its never going to happen so its harder to wack to. Gonzo use to feel alot more real thats why i started watching ot over features.
Posted by: smutpeddler

Re: "real porn" - 05/08/07 10:50 AM

i dug the sweet loads series that xplor put out back in the day, the first one was a classic. there were some real good "uncomfortable" scenes in those
Posted by: lance69

Re: "real porn" - 05/08/07 12:53 PM

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I suggest www.facialabuse.com www.ghettogaggers.com www.latinabuse.com.


Gotta love the Duke.
Posted by: Norwigan

Re: "real porn" - 05/08/07 03:47 PM

Meatholes whas the REAL shit. Facal abuse is a very close sexond 1 or 2 scenes acctually compete with the vest off meatholes stuff.

Then there your slap happys. maxharcore throat fuxs donkey punch and the rare anabolic scenes (1 oe 2)