God loves Fisting! (from LIB)

Posted by: Gigi

God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 09:16 AM

from Luke Is Back; he got it from www.SexInChurch.com
"The sex act called fisting is a source of confusion and misconceptions for many Christians. This is unfortunate, because it means that many Christian men and women are depriving themselves of what could be the most spiritual sexual experience of their lives. Like anal sex and BDSM, fisting is often mistakenly associated with the gay community or is considered a sex act too extreme to be appropriate for Christian couples. Not only are these views incorrect, but fisting actually has a scriptural precedent, as we will show.

Over and over in the scriptures, the hand and fist of God are described as a symbol of His awesome power and the means through which this power manifests: "O God, God of our ancestors, are you not God in heaven above and ruler of all kingdoms below? You hold all power and might in your fist.” (2 Chronicles 20:6) Of course, the Old Testament often makes reference to God smiting his enemies with his fist or striking down the wicked with his hand, but it is also the means through which he administers his blessings and benevolence to the righteous: ”You open Your hand and satisfy the desire of every living thing.” (Psalms 145:16) Through the hand of the Lord, he guides us to do his will, touches our lives, expresses His love, and provides for our needs with His abundance.

The biblical significance of the hand is important, because in the act of fisting, one partner (usually male) inserts his entire hand and fist into the vagina or rectum of his partner. Rather than copulating with his penis, he penetrates her with his fist. Given the powerful symbolism of the fist, it is no surprise that couples who have partaken in the practice of fisting have described it as being a profoundly spiritual experience. On a symbolic and sexual level, a wife who is fisted by her husband has the experience of surrendering completely to the divine love and power of the Lord, as embodied by her partner’s hand. The husband in turn has the experience of touching and caressing her inwardly, in such a deep and intimate manner as God touches our own souls with His grace.


somehow, i don't think max hardcore shares this opinion...

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 09:47 AM

Then by that rationale, this must be a holy symbol...





Posted by: Conky

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 10:16 AM

Shouldn't the index finger be pointing out, Sistine Chapel-style?
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 10:23 AM

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Shouldn't the index finger be pointing out, Sistine Chapel-style?




Good point... how's this one:



Posted by: Conky

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 10:29 AM

I won't believe it's a proper symbol of Christianity until I see Madonna, Christina and Shittney wearing silver fists around their necks.

And then we'll know they're real when the gangstas start wearing bejeweled ones five times their normal size. Amen.

Posted by: Bornyo

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 10:44 AM

We need the Kurt holding one of those.
Posted by: loopnode

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 11:55 AM

That avatar of bat pussy and that posting go together so well.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 12:47 PM

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I won't believe it's a proper symbol of Christianity until I see Madonna, Christina and Shittney wearing silver fists around their necks.

And then we'll know they're real when the gangstas start wearing bejeweled ones five times their normal size. Amen.






During the times Madonna pretends to be "Jewish" will her Kabbala crap, she would possibly wear "hamsa" or "hamesh" hand such as one of these:



Since she's a Kabbalist she is likely to wear it on a red string as this seller claims.

Buy a "Madonna" hand like Madonna wears from eBay

The Beckham's are known "red-stringers" as well.

The item is called the "Hand of Fatima" in Muslim circles.


Since I don't "fist" I assume this is the hand after it passes sphincter muscle??

[I fucking hate Luke.]
Posted by: Gigi

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 01:30 PM

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That avatar of bat pussy and that posting go together so well.


Posted by: Conky

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 01:33 PM

I'm told GonzoGirl's hopper looks more like this one close up:

Posted by: Vizzle

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 06:28 PM

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I'm told GonzoGirl's hopper looks more like this one close up:






Now THAT'S an original concept!!! Just picture it... dozens of porn whores (and G G ), oiled up and hoping around on these things.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 06:48 PM

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Now THAT'S an original concept!!! Just picture it... dozens of porn whores (and G G ), oiled up and hoping around on these things.






The question is: Long high hops with crashing hard landings or quick thrusting hops?
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/07/07 07:38 PM

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Now THAT'S an original concept!!! Just picture it... dozens of porn whores (and G G ), oiled up and hoping around on these things.






The question is: Long high hops with crashing hard landings or quick thrusting hops?




I picture them all sizes going in all directions, like the balls in a fisher price popcorn popper.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/08/07 04:09 AM

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Now THAT'S an original concept!!! Just picture it... dozens of porn whores (and G G ), oiled up and hoping around on these things.






The question is: Long high hops with crashing hard landings or quick thrusting hops?




I picture them all sizes going in all directions, like the balls in a fisher price popcorn popper.



oh my god, the dreaded popcorn popper. mothers the world over cringe at the very sight of it! the absolute most annoying toy ever invented! this means, of course, i have three of them.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/08/07 04:52 AM

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oh my god, the dreaded popcorn popper. mothers the world over cringe at the very sight of it! the absolute most annoying toy ever invented! this means, of course, i have three of them.




Mother-in-law hates you that much, huh?
Posted by: Gigi

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/08/07 07:11 AM

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oh my god, the dreaded popcorn popper. mothers the world over cringe at the very sight of it! the absolute most annoying toy ever invented! this means, of course, i have three of them.




Mother-in-law hates you that much, huh?


let's put it this way. today's my birthday... the MIL sent me a card with five dollars in it.
Posted by: Pussy is good food

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/08/07 07:19 AM

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oh my god, the dreaded popcorn popper. mothers the world over cringe at the very sight of it! the absolute most annoying toy ever invented! this means, of course, i have three of them.




Mother-in-law hates you that much, huh?


let's put it this way. today's my birthday... the MIL sent me a card with five dollars in it.




Well, that beats her showing up on your doorstep to see the Grandkids, I mean inspect your cleaning routine......
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/08/07 09:03 AM

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today's my birthday







The best "happy birthday" song

You remember when I used to sing this to you, when I babysat? Yes, it was before the charges ...

Posted by: Gigi

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/08/07 10:33 AM

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today's my birthday







The best "happy birthday" song

You remember when I used to sing this to you, when I babysat? Yes, it was before the charges ...




thanks for the cake, fatman, although it looks like it was frosted with marc wallace's splooge:
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/08/07 11:45 AM

It's from Birthday Bukkake II: The Wrath of "Con"s
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/08/07 11:55 AM

Actually ... how about that for a JM film.

You schedule a scene on the whore's birthday with a couple of friends. You take jizz off birthday girls face to "ice" the cake - 1 guy for each year ... and one for good luck, of course! The friends jerk off some guys - or whatever - into a clear glass mug. Then she blows out the candles, and they each eat a slice of birthday cake and take turns washing it down with the jizz in a glass as "milk.

Whose birthday is coming up???
Posted by: Gigi

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/08/07 12:45 PM

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It's from Birthday Bukkake II: The Wrath of "Con"s


perfect! and i suppose once again i'm in the coked-out kirstie alley role?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/08/07 01:13 PM

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It's from Birthday Bukkake II: The Wrath of "Con"s


perfect! and i suppose once again i'm in the coked-out kirstie alley role?






That's GOLD. Pure-fuckin-GOLD!!


Birthday song #2:

Hoch so Sie leben,
Hoch so Sie leben.
Drei mal hoch!
HOCH! HOCH! HOCH!!

Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: God loves Fisting! (from LIB) - 03/08/07 01:40 PM

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somehow, i don't think max hardcore shares this opinion...





Hmmm, not too sure on that one

I recall a part in Max Faktor 9 where Max is screwing Venus in the tail pipe while she fists her own funbox. After he removes his unit, and she removes her hand she kinda shakes a bit and exclaims, "Oh, Jesus Christ." A snippet of church-like music sounds and the words, "...Another Spiritual Experience" scroll across the screen.

How can so many people hate the guy, when it appears he is just doing the Lord's work?