Mika Tan - and other boob missteps

What is wrong with Mike Tan's breasts. Instead of falling, they have fallen up. She is not only defying gravity, she is inverting it. This girl Kitty has to be a joke. It is like she completely bypassed puberty in favor of a higher calling.

I have a penchant for asian women, but we appear so deperate to find the next Asia that we settle for this? I think we should demand more out of our suckie fuckie friends from the far East.

That's what happens when you go from having just nipples to adding 400+ cc's

It's capsular contracture. The body forms a capsule of scar tissue around the implant, and in this case, it's resulted in what's called "upward displacement", where the capsule has adhered to the pectoral muscles.

It can be fixed, but if porn stars are anything like strippers (well, most of them start out that way) they don't choose their surgeons carefully and don't give themselves enough time to heal or follow pre- or post-operative instructions. It's so counterintuitive, because all that ends up happening is spending more money and more recuperation time on yet another surgery.

It's not uncommon to meet strippers who've had their breasts done 4-7 times.

I always thought that Kitty girl was hot but yeah, she's one of the few porn girls who I would encurage to get breast implants.

Remember Fundemental Law Of Porn #27: In porn, for every one great boob job, there are 76 shit ones around the corner.

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Instead of falling, they have fallen up. She is not only defying gravity, she is inverting it.

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Reminds me of Ronald Reagan's hair, which got darker the older he got.