Posted by: Bornyo
Open letter to Jeff Steward - 02/28/07 01:40 PM
It's not my place to tell you how to run your pornography business but here's an idea I wanted to share:
Since Ashley Blue is no longer your contract whore I assume you're looking for a new one. Since porn is great at imitating pop culture trends, I think you should make your contract whore search go down this way:
Narrow your search down to four or five finalists and stage an American Idol type competition for the contract. Have each sing a song of their choice during a Gagfactor scene. Give them some felon-spunk and a frying pan and turn them loose in a kitchen. Ask each to verbally abuse a selection of random pornwhores. As the pornographer you are better at staging such scenarios than I am, but you get the drift.
Pick a few judges like AI has- a former porner like Gia Jordan, maybe a fat minority guy, and let Windsock be Simon. Set it up so they can make their catty and hateful remarks between performances and in general interact with the contestants.
After all the scenes are shot, interview each of the finalists individually, as if they were the winner. Ask them leading questions about the other girls like "What makes you more worthy of being JM's contract girl than the others?" "What was the worst performance you saw from the other girls?", etc. The object here is to have them rip the others to shreds.
Now- do not crown a winner because promise as they may, the whores would undoubtedly leak who was the winner. Do not announce the winner until all the editing is complete and you release the DVD. Let the new JM contract whore be announced in the DVD. Use all the loser interviews for BTS material.
Call this movie "American Inamorata" or some other more clever title someone will post in this thread.
Maybe we can help you come up with the list of finalists, too. I nominate Kimberly Kane.
Since Ashley Blue is no longer your contract whore I assume you're looking for a new one. Since porn is great at imitating pop culture trends, I think you should make your contract whore search go down this way:
Narrow your search down to four or five finalists and stage an American Idol type competition for the contract. Have each sing a song of their choice during a Gagfactor scene. Give them some felon-spunk and a frying pan and turn them loose in a kitchen. Ask each to verbally abuse a selection of random pornwhores. As the pornographer you are better at staging such scenarios than I am, but you get the drift.
Pick a few judges like AI has- a former porner like Gia Jordan, maybe a fat minority guy, and let Windsock be Simon. Set it up so they can make their catty and hateful remarks between performances and in general interact with the contestants.
After all the scenes are shot, interview each of the finalists individually, as if they were the winner. Ask them leading questions about the other girls like "What makes you more worthy of being JM's contract girl than the others?" "What was the worst performance you saw from the other girls?", etc. The object here is to have them rip the others to shreds.
Now- do not crown a winner because promise as they may, the whores would undoubtedly leak who was the winner. Do not announce the winner until all the editing is complete and you release the DVD. Let the new JM contract whore be announced in the DVD. Use all the loser interviews for BTS material.
Call this movie "American Inamorata" or some other more clever title someone will post in this thread.
Maybe we can help you come up with the list of finalists, too. I nominate Kimberly Kane.
