HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME?

Posted by: Fayner Is God

HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME? - 02/19/07 06:35 PM

I'm trying the "I was made for bigger things!" lie everyone who becomes part of porn culture eventually gravitates to at one point when we think we have a chance-in-hell making it outside of the sleaze business (ie: Houston, Raylene, Sky) with the shit we're peddling. I know how sad it is to think I can be anything more than the shit-stain I am on this wacky-world of porno.

But what I really wanted to say, or ask I guess, is how fucking great is it now that I'm no longer (or very rarely) writing about the adult industry on the internet? I'll let you in on a little secret: I knew all along how crappy I was/am as a person and a journalist.

The world is a better place without my two (Jew) cents.

Eventually I will crawl back even more less of a man. See you then!

Fayner aka
Posted by: ChickenMaster

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/19/07 06:36 PM

Later Fayner.
Posted by: Bornyo

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/19/07 06:37 PM

What a surprise to hear from you. I thought you'd overdosed a year ago.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/19/07 06:53 PM

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What a surprise to hear from you. I thought you'd overdosed a year ago.



He did. God damn those fucking paramedics!
Posted by: c62

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/19/07 07:30 PM

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ask I guess, is how fucking great is it now that I'm no longer (or very rarely) writing about the adult industry on the internet?



Who's TMFR going to get to write her rants on Luke's website, since you're leaving, allegedly?
Posted by: zenman

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/19/07 07:40 PM

When someone takes a step away from the porn industry it's never a step up. So what does that mean for Fayner? He sure as hell isn't going to be a writer on the Simpsons. Power bottom for the rich and famous? The gutter's the limit!
Posted by: El Kabong

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/19/07 07:48 PM

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When someone takes a step away from the porn industry it's never a step up. So what does that mean for Fayner? He sure as hell isn't going to be a writer on the Simpsons. Power bottom for the rich and famous? The gutter's the limit!



Maybe he will start writing for that jew shit-rag Screw.
Posted by: DuckHunt

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/20/07 10:23 AM

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how fucking great is it now that I'm no longer (or very rarely) writing about the adult industry on the internet?



You would've had to mattered to make a difference. Just sayin'
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/20/07 10:32 AM

Wish ya well. Get clean and sober and find meaning in life. Good luck. Can't say that I am real familiar with your journalistic work, although I occasionally look at the web page. Did you ghost-write TMFR's "hard and whack" stuff or did she actually do it?
Posted by: testa

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/20/07 10:33 AM

You were never in the game to begin with

always a bride's maid, never a bride
Posted by: Willie D

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/20/07 10:47 AM

Fayner's "Golden Years" were from about late 2002 to the end of 2003 when you could leave comments after his posts, except he didn't restrict who left comments, like that pussy Wankus does. One particularly nasty post about Padover prompted some hysterical responses, and the birth of the Monkey:

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This is a historic moment, this is the first time in 2 plus years that scott fayner has EVER said a negative comment about a porn star (fire works errupt, party poppers burst in the background and a giant cake with skeeter and max hardcore's image on it comes out with 100 candles lite around it). I'm just waiting for the Bridgette post where she accuses you of hating women and skeeter wants your tel number and real name. SM2003.

Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 07:21 AM



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pot isnt a drug........neither is alcohol......and i dont consider cocaine a drug either...........stupidity is however contagious and addictive and the more i reed gen padovs coments the mor i feel dizzie......whadda fukin stoopid bitch...............................fuk i gota lay down........

Posted by Jay at June 20, 2003 07:49 AM



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Fayner, I'm willing to suck you off for free and have your cock up my ass because I am such a fucking fag I will not even charge for for cumming in my mouth ' Scott please cum in my mouth and ass I love you' sm2003

Posted by smelly monkey at June 20, 2003 10:35 AM



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Well I like Gen Padova she looks good smoking some dick. Gen Padova if you read this email me think_marty_mcfly@yahoo.com, I'd love to do an interview with you, I've already done interviews with Calli Cox(http://geocities.com/think_marty_mcfly/calli.html) and Alana Evans (http://geocities.com/tiny_tim_oh_yeah/alana.html) I'd love to interview you.

Posted by Steven Perkoff at June 20, 2003 09:52 PM



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Hey McFly, why not get a real site other then the freebie Geocities if your trying to impress porn sluts with your journalism?

Posted by brian at June 21, 2003 12:16 AM



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I'm not trying to impress porn "sluts" as you call them. I am just having fun on the internet. I have fun by learning more about stuff I am interested in, one of those things being porn and pornstars. I guess you have fun by being a jerk to nice guys like me. Well whatever works for you man. More power to ya Bri.

Posted by Steven Perkoff at June 21, 2003 12:34 AM



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Holy fucking shit! I can't believe what I have just heard, "And you’d probably wish you could infest yourself with drugs, but you’re too broke-ass of a slut to afford them" "You’re low-class trash. Repellent to my eyes, in fact." Oh and better yet, "Your lame attacks on my character are a joke, you bottom-feeding skank. All the drugs in the world couldn’t force me into fucking your repulsive cunt." Fayner you are such a double standard fucking pussy, the only reason you are pissed is because she was 100% right! She hit the nail on the head and you are in denial about what she said. Worse than that you rip on her and call her low class trash, when you try and pick up on girls of the same level of fame in the porn industry all the time. You are truly a piece of work Fayner, you try and fuck any of the skanks that come across your path. Why don't you go call Max and Skeeter and make a manwich, closet fag.

Posted by Puss Weed at June 21, 2003 12:50 AM



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You guys are a bunch of idiots. That wasn't really Scott Fayner that wrote that shit to Gen. It was one of his very few other losers that writes for him when he's out getting his alcohol fix.

Posted by nina at June 25, 2003 05:01 PM



Great shit.
Posted by: smutspov

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME? - 02/20/07 11:16 AM

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The world is a better place without my two (Jew) cents.




Does this mean you're going to off yourself?
Posted by: Conky

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/20/07 01:03 PM

Zenman's on the money. If you can't make it in porn, an industry filled with people who can barely count on their toes, or who try to steal yours to count on, you are truly fucked.

Fayner, in your future employment, remember this key phrase: "Do you want fries with that?" Although anyone hiring you will probably find orders diminish as people look at you and fear that your products are ultra low calorie.

Who's going to look after that worthless whore who'd fuck a table leg for a toke now you're gone?

I say good luck to Taylor. She's good people and very hot.
Posted by: Ivor Biggun

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/20/07 10:43 PM

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I say good luck to Taylor.


Obligatory:



Carry on.
Posted by: gimmedat

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/21/07 12:42 AM

We need the obligatory fayner pic, this is all I could find of it. Please post it if you have it.

Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/21/07 09:34 AM

Good luck in rehab and be sure to take Bandit 2 with you.

Taylor Rain = Dog Killer
Posted by: Conky

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/21/07 01:43 PM

This thread's alright, I guess, as a stop-gap, Fayner, but what'll really make us happy is a two line obit. See if you can't make that happen for us real soon.
Posted by: Fayner Is God

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/21/07 03:05 PM

i totally expect the hatred and drug-addict insults from all y'all, but come on, was it really so damn bad that death is wished upon me? Am i that evil? all i ever did was do a bunch of drugs...it's not like I killed someone or got a bunch of ugly chicks into the biz. but i guess i dont really mind you wishing death for me cause we all know ive done my darndest to die over the years and cant seem to do it. ive been thinking i should make a steak suit and go into the hills late at night and let the coyotes have their way with me. if only i could afford steak
Posted by: el pela vacas

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/21/07 03:07 PM

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I'm trying the "I was made for bigger things!" lie everyone who becomes part of porn culture eventually gravitates to at one point when we think we have a chance-in-hell making it outside of the sleaze business (ie: Houston, Raylene, Sky) with the shit we're peddling. I know how sad it is to think I can be anything more than the shit-stain I am on this wacky-world of porno.

But what I really wanted to say, or ask I guess, is how fucking great is it now that I'm no longer (or very rarely) writing about the adult industry on the internet? I'll let you in on a little secret: I knew all along how crappy I was/am as a person and a journalist.

The world is a better place without my two (Jew) cents.

Eventually I will crawl back even more less of a man. See you then!

Fayner aka



why god why ?
Posted by: Dick Head

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/21/07 03:09 PM

jump off a bridge or tall building...it's free.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/21/07 03:28 PM

not to sidetrack, but fuck'n ay! I have been looking for my copy of "from the inside" for about a month now! mad props. my fav of coops.

Posted by: el pela vacas

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/21/07 03:32 PM

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I say good luck to Taylor.


Obligatory:



Carry on.



love it
Posted by: Conky

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/21/07 03:39 PM

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i totally expect the hatred and drug-addict insults from all y'all, but come on, was it really so damn bad that death is wished upon me? Am i that evil? all i ever did was do a bunch of drugs...it's not like I killed someone or got a bunch of ugly chicks into the biz. but i guess i dont really mind you wishing death for me cause we all know ive done my darndest to die over the years and cant seem to do it. ive been thinking i should make a steak suit and go into the hills late at night and let the coyotes have their way with me. if only i could afford steak



If money's tight, try Spam or any of the processed meats. Coyotes aren't fussy eaters. Ask my mother in law. Well, you can't, but trust me, none of them puked afterward.

Don't let the Porn Door hit you on the ass on the way out.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME - 02/27/07 10:11 PM

hey fayner, lf.com has been updated. one of the updates is supposedly by you. what's the deal? I guess it's the old saying "whores never retire".
Posted by: Darth

Re: HOW HAPPY IS EVERYONE THAT I'M OUT OF THE GAME? - 02/28/07 04:21 PM

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I'm trying the "I was made for bigger things!" lie everyone who becomes part of porn culture eventually gravitates to at one point when we think we have a chance-in-hell making it outside of the sleaze business (ie: Houston, Raylene, Sky) with the shit we're peddling. I know how sad it is to think I can be anything more than the shit-stain I am on this wacky-world of porno.

But what I really wanted to say, or ask I guess, is how fucking great is it now that I'm no longer (or very rarely) writing about the adult industry on the internet? I'll let you in on a little secret: I knew all along how crappy I was/am as a person and a journalist.

The world is a better place without my two (Jew) cents.

Eventually I will crawl back even more less of a man. See you then!

Fayner aka



Dude was never in the game. If being a porn druggy stereotype and going to all these parties acting a fool means you were in the game, I guess you were. All I know is you were every bit as small and effeminate as Jules Jordan and almost as intelligent.