My favorite Gia Jordan moment

Posted by: zenman

My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 05:14 PM

Ass to Mouth 15

Gia pulls down panties revealing she's been walking around with a butt plug.

Director: So is this how you walk around?

Gia: Um, well like I put it on, you know, to go to the mall and stuff and I just totally forgot to take it out.

Director: You go to the mall with a butt plug in your butt?

Gia: You know...it helps me relax.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 05:23 PM

I totally remember that! HAHAHA!

Thank you for enjoying it, Zen.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 05:28 PM

haha. my husband used to have me do stuff like that, back when he was fun. i remember once i had to make an unexpected sidetrip to the school to pick up a sick kid... here i am talking to the nun and i am wearing an assplug. shenanigans.
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 05:30 PM

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here i am talking to the nun and i am wearing an assplug




The story is hotter when you say it over the phone.
Posted by: Willie D

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:00 PM

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haha. my husband used to have me do stuff like that, back when he was fun. i remember once i had to make an unexpected sidetrip to the school to pick up a sick kid... here i am talking to the nun and i am wearing an assplug. shenanigans.


It's OK, the nun probably had one too.



More naughty nuns.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:03 PM

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haha. my husband used to have me do stuff like that, back when he was fun. i remember once i had to make an unexpected sidetrip to the school to pick up a sick kid... here i am talking to the nun and i am wearing an assplug. shenanigans.


It's OK, the nun probably had one too.



More naughty nuns.

haha. probably. reminds me of my recent avatar: NILF (nuns i'd like to fuck); it was a t-shirt design from www.cracksmokingshirts.com
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:05 PM

Hmmm, you know, I've never seen a movie with Gia in it. I wonder how that happened?
Posted by: jamesn

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:10 PM

i actively avoided all movies with gia in them. she was like a pornstar that wasn't or whatev. pretty girl, i don't need to see her vagina.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:14 PM

i loved her in Kill Girl Kill, the only altporn shit i've ever watched. she gave the most awesome blowjob in it, to kurt lockwood of all people. that scene inspired some of my greatest work, haha.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:15 PM

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i actively avoided all movies with gia in them. she was like a pornstar that wasn't or whatev. pretty girl, i don't need to see her vagina.



Thank you.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:22 PM

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i loved her in Kill Girl Kill, the only altporn shit i've ever watched. she gave the most awesome blowjob in it, to kurt lockwood of all people. that scene inspired some of my greatest work, haha.



I was told when I was a child that I would grow up to lead the masses and teach them well.

HAHAHAHA!

Proud to have inspired you, GG! In making that scene, I felt like one powerful bitch on both the giving and receiving that day. And to think that I inspired a total stranger from another part of the country whom one day I would meet and get to know? Thank you. That's meaningful, GG.
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:26 PM

Gioa;s intermission from Down The Hatch 13 (IIRC) was awesome. I'd love her to try and say "Seattle" with a mouthful of cum should I meet her at some point. (I don't expect you to do that during our chance encounters at a gas station.)
Posted by: Willie D

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:29 PM

I think Baby G hates this scene (and I would too if I had to let Tyce Bune inside my body), mine is from Banging The Girl Next Door, where GJ is riding the BuneInfector reverse. He tries to be all thug by grabbing her hair and trying to wrap it around her neck and choke her, except she is handing out some explicit orders to this douche as to when and how long he is allowed to perform this act...classic.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:31 PM

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Gioa;s intermission from Down The Hatch 13 (IIRC) was awesome. I'd love her to try and say "Seattle" with a mouthful of cum should I meet her at some point. (I don't expect you to do that during our chance encounters at a gas station.)



I totally LOVE that scene!!! Man, did I have a great time showing off my skills and being a smart ass.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:35 PM

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i loved her in Kill Girl Kill, the only altporn shit i've ever watched. she gave the most awesome blowjob in it, to kurt lockwood of all people. that scene inspired some of my greatest work, haha.



I was told when I was a child that I would grow up to lead the masses and teach them well.

HAHAHAHA!

Proud to have inspired you, GG! In making that scene, I felt like one powerful bitch on both the giving and receiving that day. And to think that I inspired a total stranger from another part of the country whom one day I would meet and get to know? Thank you. That's meaningful, GG.

oh, gia, you're making me all verklempt. tee hee. i am serious, i loved that scene, i even tried to replicate the part where you snorted kurt's cum, but i got a sinus infection, which sucked. my husband appreciated the effort though and gladly prescribed me antibiotics.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:37 PM

Kill Her Ass w/Kamila. That's where the quintessential Gia J picture spawned from right?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:37 PM

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I think Baby G hates this scene (and I would too if I had to let Tyce Bune inside my body), mine is from Banging The Girl Next Door, where GJ is riding the BuneInfector reverse. He tries to be all thug by grabbing her hair and trying to wrap it around her neck and choke her, except she is handing out some explicit orders to this douche as to when and how long he is allowed to perform this act...classic.



Yeah, I didn't know what a Tyce Bune was until he got there. Lesson #15127 in performing: Sometimes having an agent means taking one for the team.

There was obviously zero chemistry and I was fat.
Posted by: N-Word

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:38 PM

I've actually never seen any Gia Jordan porno. Does anyone have any screenshots or maybe you can reccomend a scene to watch on AEBN.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:41 PM

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Kill Her Ass w/Kamila. That's where the quintessential Gia J picture spawned from right?



I know the pic in question and yes it absolutely is, King. Did you know that was Kamila's first anal scene and I was representing her then? Just call me Iceberg Slimfast.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:45 PM

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I've actually never seen any Gia Jordan porno. Does anyone have any screenshots or maybe you can reccomend a scene to watch on AEBN.



Yes! I have a VOD program with AEBN and Hot Movies at giajordan.com. I don't mean to shill here, but it's received a lot of great feedback.

There's a list of the top 7 scenes, but more were added last week.

Damn, I feel like I'm holding a q+a here at home in my thermals and argyle socks.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:45 PM

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Kill Her Ass w/Kamila. That's where the quintessential Gia J picture spawned from right?



I know the pic in question and yes it absolutely is, King. Did you know that was Kamila's first anal scene and I was representing her then? Just call me Iceberg Slimfast.

ooh, which pic? will someone please post it?
Posted by: jamesn

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:57 PM

wait, why would anyone wear anything other than strangely-striped socks? as long as they're shmere, you're not queer
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 08:58 PM

Actually, they are cashmere. Baby, I'm freezing here and I don't wanna go out because I fear drunk drivers.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 09:05 PM

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Actually, they are cashmere. Baby, I'm freezing here and I don't wanna go out because I fear drunk drivers.



BAck when I could still drive, I used to LOOVVVEEEEE driving on New Year's eve....I'd be totally Sober, have 2 or 3 drunk friends with me, and I would actively seek out and look for other drivers who were drunk and seriously fuck with them. It was wayyy better than any anger management bullshit therapy my dad or I ever paid for.... :bananacrashtestdummy:
Posted by: k1ng

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 09:06 PM

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Kill Her Ass w/Kamila. That's where the quintessential Gia J picture spawned from right?



I know the pic in question and yes it absolutely is, King. Did you know that was Kamila's first anal scene and I was representing her then? Just call me Iceberg Slimfast.

ooh, which pic? will someone please post it?




Posted by: Gigi

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 09:07 PM

aha. thank you. i had hoped it was going to be "that one"
Posted by: redish

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 09:10 PM

Smart woman, but New Year's Eve is tomorrow. Or do they start early in Cali?

I was a fan before I saw any of her scenes. I have some movies with Gia in them, but haven't watched them.
Posted by: N-Word

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 09:10 PM














Nice pussy, no roast beef is a good sign.
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 09:14 PM

Any picture that can make a guy just stare at it for 2 minutes straight; just stare, marvel at the beauty, nothing else, is truly a work of art. Beautiful, Stunning, Magnificent, etc.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 09:14 PM

Here's a self-portrait from my phone.
Posted by: lance69

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 09:33 PM

Nice...
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/30/06 09:38 PM

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Nice...






Explains a bit why you're cold ...
Posted by: steveb

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 02:38 AM

Very nice piccy, but your phone needs a wide-angle lens, we can't see the socks.
Posted by: Cumwhipper

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 08:37 AM

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Phlog:
Gioa;s intermission from Down The Hatch 13 (IIRC) was awesome. I'd love her to try and say "Seattle" with a mouthful of cum should I meet her at some point. (I don't expect you to do that during our chance encounters at a gas station.)

Gia:
I totally LOVE that scene!!! Man, did I have a great time showing off my skills and being a smart ass.


I think that's one of my favorites of yours as well, Gia. Just awesome! I loved when you basically flipped off The Minion - refusing to let him shoot his disgusting junk in your mouth - Hilarious!
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 08:53 AM

When I first got on this board, Gia's age was "out-ted" by some asshole [Luke?].

Though she's not blonde or a teen, I got interested and quickly unRARed 3 RapidShare-d scenes.

But there's too much of a facial resemblance to my mom!!

Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 08:58 AM

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When I first got on this board, Gia's age was "out-ted" by some asshole [Luke?].

Though she's not blonde or a teen, I got interested and quickly unRARed 3 RapidShare-d scenes.

But there's too much of a facial resemblance to my mom!!



Yes. When my face is covered in jizz, the resemblance is uncanny.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 09:11 AM

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When I first got on this board, Gia's age was "out-ted" by some asshole [Luke?].

Though she's not blonde or a teen, I got interested and quickly unRARed 3 RapidShare-d scenes.

But there's too much of a facial resemblance to my mom!!



Yes. When my face is covered in jizz, the resemblance is uncanny.




Yes! This is why I like Gia Jordan so much, not because she guzzles convict semen. Although her moral indifference to doing so is a a turn on in and of itself.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 09:15 AM

gia's mean. therefore cool.
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When I first got on this board, Gia's age was "out-ted" by some asshole [Luke?].

Though she's not blonde or a teen, I got interested and quickly unRARed 3 RapidShare-d scenes.

But there's too much of a facial resemblance to my mom!!



Yes. When my face is covered in jizz, the resemblance is uncanny.




Yes! This is why I like Gia Jordan so much, not because she guzzles convict semen. Although her moral indifference to doing so is a a turn on in and of itself.

Posted by: Conky

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 09:21 AM

I have a sudden trouser-driven urge to track down more Gia porn. It's been a while since I've "visited" with her, but that AHFD pic is
Posted by: steveb

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 09:59 AM

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gia's mean. therefore cool.



Funny and mean.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 10:03 AM

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When I first got on this board, Gia's age was "out-ted" by some asshole [Luke?].

Though she's not blonde or a teen, I got interested and quickly unRARed 3 RapidShare-d scenes.

But there's too much of a facial resemblance to my mom!!



Yes. When my face is covered in jizz, the resemblance is uncanny.




Touche!




What's your ancestry, Arab, Indian? None of my business?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 10:07 AM

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What's your ancestry, Arab, Indian? None of my business?



Italian, Pakistani, and English.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 11:13 AM

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What's your ancestry, Arab, Indian? None of my business?



Italian, Pakistani, and English.



Eclectic!! Thx ...
Posted by: steveb

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 12:07 PM

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What's your ancestry, Arab, Indian? None of my business?



Italian, Pakistani, and English.



Eclectic!! Thx ...



Multiculturalism in action (emphasis on "action" )!
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 12:15 PM

Gia is HOT and deserves all the best for the New Year.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 12:18 PM

[brittney spears]Thanks, y'all![/brittney spears]
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: My favorite Gia Jordan moment - 12/31/06 12:29 PM

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Multiculturalism in action (emphasis on "action" )!



More evidence that nature rewards diversity ...

My memory from "Sexworld" of a line to John Leslie's KKK character by black whore:

"This spigot ain't no bigot!"