HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!!

Posted by: Voltron Zunediggle

HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 12:53 AM

Normally I don't post vids or clips of my work, but I'm at a cross roads, people.... While I LOVE each and every aspect of the jizz biz, I think I'm getting burned out. I'm thinking of putting together more "story driven" videos, but I still love my gonzo... The following link leads you over to a video clip of some of my gonzo work... title USED! Could I bother some of you to wander over and take a peep and let me know what you think. (Obvious answers such as music used - should be avoided).

Keep in mind, I'm not trying to sell you anything by doing this... Just looking for honest feedback.

follow this link... http://www.charleswbailey.com/porn.htm
Posted by: loopnode

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 02:01 AM

Your video took forever to NEVER load.
Posted by: beenurv

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 04:47 AM

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Your video took forever to NEVER load.



I couldn't get it to load either, and I'm on a very fast connection.
Posted by: Voltron Zunediggle

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 04:48 AM

Well, it's a pretty big one... I'll try to down play the picture quality and post a low rez version up. God, I suck at this web shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Voltron Zunediggle

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 06:22 AM

Okay, folks... a lower quality/shorter version of the clip is up... it's clocked at 9.18MB... Please let me know what you think... http://www.charleswbailey.com/porn.htm


Peace
Posted by: Conky

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 10:52 AM

I just watched the clip, and you want me to be honest? Okay. First off, I thought: Why doesn't Rob Zombie just make a porn film. Then I wondered why you were following a trend into horror porn. Then I watched a bit more and thought, well, if this is like Saw crossed with porn where chicks are chained up and then degraded, I might actually enjoy it.

And then I read a page from The Bible to calm myself.

What do I think? Okay, I think it has some promise. I think it's an already exploited trend in porn, but since there is nothing original in porn anymore (nor can there be), why the fuck not?

The idea of a bunch of poor college girls sexually abused for my entertainment has always been a secret wish of mine anyway. All I would suggest is that you never use 'names' in your flicks, so that the fear/horror on the girls' faces is believable. Or as believable as any porn actress can make it.
Posted by: jamesn

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 11:08 AM

god put bc and bu chicks on the planet for exactly this reason.

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The idea of a bunch of poor college girls sexually abused for my entertainment has always been a secret wish of mine anyway. All I would suggest is that you never use 'names' in your flicks, so that the fear/horror on the girls' faces is believable. Or as believable as any porn actress can make it.

Posted by: Voltron Zunediggle

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 11:55 AM

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All I would suggest is that you never use 'names' in your flicks, so that the fear/horror on the girls' faces is believable. Or as believable as any porn actress can make it.



"Names"? I'm lost.
Posted by: Conky

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 12:32 PM

By "names" I mean well known porn chicks.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 01:08 PM

i dug it. i might rub one out. that is the most porn i've watched since august. me likey.
Posted by: Conky

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 01:12 PM

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i dug it. i might rub one out. that is the most porn i've watched since august. me likey.



Remind me to send you a webcam for your birthday.
Posted by: lee_11

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 01:17 PM

I thought it looked pretty good.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 02:07 PM

by the way, while i was watching that, my husband called on the phone from work and i had to mute it because i am not allowed to watch porn anymore and i would have gotten "in trouble".
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 02:15 PM

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by the way, while i was watching that, my husband called on the phone from work and i had to mute it because i am not allowed to watch porn anymore and i would have gotten "in trouble".



:rolls eyes: Your husband is the biggest pussy fag EVER!!!!!
Posted by: Gigi

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 02:19 PM

that, plus i think he is cheating. "...to the left, to the left, everything you own in the box on the left" :beyoncebanana:
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 02:20 PM

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by the way, while i was watching that, my husband called on the phone from work and i had to mute it because i am not allowed to watch porn anymore and i would have gotten "in trouble".



:rolls eyes: Your husband is the biggest pussy fag EVER!!!!!


What Gia said. What a fuckin' tool.
Posted by: loopnode

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 02:22 PM

I thought it was pretty terrible. I couldn't see a thing.. the intro low-timbre-stalker voiceover was boring and mundane (not exactly sure what it has to do with pornography) and the entire high-school approach that's supposed to show just how crazy you are is very juvenile.

I'm very tired of this approach. It seems nowadays, when all I want to see is a girl get shagged, I always end up getting another Tarantino-influenced hack that just learned how to use final-cut and can't wait to impress me with his music catalogue peaking like a bitch. It's people like you that have forced me to go back to watching erotic flicks rather than good ol' porn.

thanks buddy and welcome to LA.
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 02:23 PM

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by the way, while i was watching that, my husband called on the phone from work and i had to mute it because i am not allowed to watch porn anymore and i would have gotten "in trouble".



[weak&desperate attempt to get into GG's pants]You know if I was your husband, I let you watch all the porn you ever wanted.
[/weak&desperate attempt to get into GG's pants]
Posted by: Gigi

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 02:29 PM

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by the way, while i was watching that, my husband called on the phone from work and i had to mute it because i am not allowed to watch porn anymore and i would have gotten "in trouble".



[weak&desperate attempt to get into GG's pants]You know if I was your husband, I let you watch all the porn you ever wanted.
[/weak&desperate attempt to get into GG's pants]

haha, thanks. but didn't your friend steal your best porn dvd? just out of curiousity, what was the title? then i'll know if we're kindred porn spirits. :maxbanana:
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 03:25 PM

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god put bc and bu chicks on the planet for exactly this reason.
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The idea of a bunch of poor college girls sexually abused for my entertainment has always been a secret wish of mine anyway. All I would suggest is that you never use 'names' in your flicks, so that the fear/horror on the girls' faces is believable. Or as believable as any porn actress can make it.






Pine Manor bro, Pine Manor....even though none of them were technically 'poor', they were all dumb and many of them might as well have been poor because their daddies routinely cut off their AMEX and Visa Gold accounts after running up 800 - 900 dollar charges in a single night buying our Football and Hockey Players booze at places like The Boathouse and Spaghetti Club ... my Junior year, my best friend had a Pine Manor girlfriend, total dumb blond nympho and I think he and I spent 18 bucks TOTAL that whole year on booze thanks to her (and her father...) :bananasugarbimbo:
Posted by: Conky

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 03:56 PM

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Pine Manor bro, Pine Manor....even though none of them were technically 'poor', they were all dumb and many of them might as well have been poor because their daddies routinely cut off their AMEX and Visa Gold accounts after running up 800 - 900 dollar charges in a single night buying our Football and Hockey Players booze at places like The Boathouse and Spaghetti Club ... my Junior year, my best friend had a Pine Manor girlfriend, total dumb blond nympho and I think he and I spent 18 bucks TOTAL that whole year on booze thanks to her (and her father...) :bananasugarbimbo:



Burg, for this mixed fantasy of ours to work, the chick would need to stumble heavily in a graveyard at some point in the proceedings, probably landing mouth-first onto a cock while her wealthy father tried to mobilize the National Guard.

GG, your husband, who apparently doesn't like porn anymore, is letting your asshole go to terrible waste. I suggest some sort of sponsored lotto where we all throw cash in the hat and the winner takes hole.

::conkycheckinghotelsinpinemanorarea::
Posted by: Voltron Zunediggle

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/29/06 10:17 PM

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I thought it was pretty terrible. I couldn't see a thing.. the intro low-timbre-stalker voiceover was boring and mundane (not exactly sure what it has to do with pornography) and the entire high-school approach that's supposed to show just how crazy you are is very juvenile.

I'm very tired of this approach. It seems nowadays, when all I want to see is a girl get shagged, I always end up getting another Tarantino-influenced hack that just learned how to use final-cut and can't wait to impress me with his music catalogue peaking like a bitch. It's people like you that have forced me to go back to watching erotic flicks rather than good ol' porn.

thanks buddy and welcome to LA.



LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Now THAT was some funny shit!!!!!!!! Classic!!!!!! Printed and framed!!!!! Funny that you were the first to bitch about the larger, better quality file, taking too long to load on that hunk o shit puter your using.... so you try to please the masses, and it's a lamb to the slaughter!!!!!!!

You rock!!!!!!! Also dug the shit out of the Tarantino compare.... Those are some pretty high points, brutha!!!! And it's AVID.... NOT Final Cut, bitch!

LOL, just playin round
Posted by: steveb

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/30/06 03:45 AM

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I thought it was pretty terrible. I couldn't see a thing.. the intro low-timbre-stalker voiceover was boring and mundane (not exactly sure what it has to do with pornography) and the entire high-school approach that's supposed to show just how crazy you are is very juvenile.

I'm very tired of this approach. It seems nowadays, when all I want to see is a girl get shagged, I always end up getting another Tarantino-influenced hack that just learned how to use final-cut and can't wait to impress me with his music catalogue peaking like a bitch. It's people like you that have forced me to go back to watching erotic flicks rather than good ol' porn.

thanks buddy and welcome to LA.



LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! Now THAT was some funny shit!!!!!!!! Classic!!!!!! Printed and framed!!!!! Funny that you were the first to bitch about the larger, better quality file, taking too long to load on that hunk o shit puter your using.... so you try to please the masses, and it's a lamb to the slaughter!!!!!!!

You rock!!!!!!! Also dug the shit out of the Tarantino compare.... Those are some pretty high points, brutha!!!! And it's AVID.... NOT Final Cut, bitch!

LOL, just playin round


I don't think that, "...I couldn't see a thing..." is refering to the compression? I think it's referring to the style; the lighting, editing etc.

Sorry. I know that was hard work and everything but I lost interest halfway through.

I like porn that has production values but in the end, good fucking makes good porn, anything else is icing on the cake. That was 90% icing and I couldn't see enough of the cake.
Posted by: Voltron Zunediggle

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/30/06 05:48 AM

That's valid..... thanks.
Posted by: c62

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/30/06 09:50 AM

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god put bc and bu chicks on the planet for exactly this reason.


Absolutely hilarious. Of course you haven't hit the bottom of the "chicks with no talent, but they're in college anyway" barrel until you go to Arizona S.U. or San Diego S.U.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/30/06 12:55 PM

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god put bc and bu chicks on the planet for exactly this reason.


Absolutely hilarious. Of course you haven't hit the bottom of the "chicks with no talent, but they're in college anyway" barrel until you go to Arizona S.U. or San Diego S.U.



Not [fill in the blank] Community College?
Posted by: c62

Re: HELP ME OUT PEOPLE!!!!!! - 12/30/06 03:39 PM

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god put bc and bu chicks on the planet for exactly this reason.


Absolutely hilarious. Of course you haven't hit the bottom of the "chicks with no talent, but they're in college anyway" barrel until you go to Arizona S.U. or San Diego S.U.



Not [fill in the blank] Community College?

Nope, girls in Community Colleges have no illusions of accomplishment. They're just there to bang the guy who finishes first in shop class.