My Wish List: It's not too late!

Posted by: gia jordan

My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/25/06 09:02 AM

Everyone's got a wish list these days, from a MySpace whore from Orange County with a denim line to community college students supplementing their tuition by selling their used tampons on the Internet. So this year, I decided to make my own wish list.

So get your Visa card ready and check out www.giajordan.com where you will be able to choose a gift for me from this fine selection:


This is where I figured I would end up if I didn't quit porn soon.




People say I'm beautiful on the inside.




Every porn newbie needs a welcome basket for their new fucked up life. Oh wait, they were fucked up before.




Who knew one single recipe could blow up Barbie's Dream House?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/25/06 02:34 PM

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Who knew one single recipe could blow up Barbie's Dream House?



Great "slogan"!

Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/25/06 08:20 PM

Shit! I didn't realize this was out in time for the holiday. I was going to buy one for my niece, who is an aspiring porn-whore. I hope she doesn't find out, she'll be terribly disappointed if she sees that one of her friends got one and Uncle Jack fucked up Christmas (again).

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Who knew one single recipe could blow up Barbie's Dream House?



Oh fuck it! One way or another she'll find out, the meeth will give it away after too long.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/26/06 11:50 AM

Great. Only 2 posts? So, just fat people found this thread amusing?

I miss the Monkey.
Posted by: Jigaloo

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/26/06 11:51 AM

I gotted you something.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/26/06 01:07 PM

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I gotted you something.





Chag Hanukkah Sameach, Gia!!


Posted by: k1ng

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/26/06 01:20 PM

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Great. Only 2 posts? So, just fat people found this thread amusing?

I miss the Monkey.



I'm sorry Gia, holiday hangover. HERE's the only thing I can offer.
Posted by: ivorenginedriver

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/26/06 01:42 PM

I found it amusing, but then I am kinda fat.
Posted by: steveb

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/26/06 01:56 PM

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Great. Only 2 posts? So, just fat people found this thread amusing?

I miss the Monkey.


Nah it was well funny.

We're just too stupid to come up with many responses.

This forum is generally all snide insults and cumshot pictures. Actual "wit" is confusing.
Posted by: have2cit

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/26/06 02:04 PM

I thought they handed these out after a whores first bukkakee. It sure is great to forget sometimes.


Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/26/06 03:31 PM

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I thought they handed these out after a whores first bukkakee. It sure is great to forget sometimes.





That reminds me, does Chatsworth Pictures; formerly known as Skintight Pictures, still handout toasters to the best whore on set?
Posted by: c62

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/26/06 08:21 PM

Holly gave me the idea in the Cage: [elaborator] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-5grqhj1b8 [/elaborator]
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/26/06 08:56 PM

She already got 3 of these!?!



[See poll in the Cage]


Posted by: Willie D

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/26/06 09:10 PM

Posted by: Gigi

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/27/06 06:46 PM

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oh lordy, that is wrong, so wrong. i want a shoot me up elmo. of course i once told someone at AEE last year that my porn name was Dora the Anal Explorer so that tells you all you need to know about me.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: My Wish List: It's not too late! - 12/28/06 08:31 PM

Do you need a "Baby Jesus" for your "Creche"??




From the makers of the "Jesus Jackhammer" ...

Its the Baby Jesus Butt Plug!!!