Posted by: Cerberus
Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 12:33 PM
Damn,
Merry Christmas
Posted by: Uncle Joe
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 02:37 PM
Shouldnt Santa be more polite? He kinda changed his tone at the end of his message.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 05:02 PM
Alex Panzer is my favorite deactivated ADT member.
Posted by: Phlogiston
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 05:07 PM
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Alex Panzer is my favorite deactivated ADT member.
I feel worthless all of a sudden.
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 05:38 PM
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Alex Panzer is my favorite deactivated ADT member.
i feel a bit slighted as well. phlog and i at least got banned for being consciously-subversive. panzer's the kid who'd dive into the shallow-end of the pool every summer at least a dozen times before they had to whip up some kind of extempore-banning legislation for the retards.
and the kid who did that EVERY year went to hamilton and i think he graduated, panzer's just a sociopath who smells like cabbage and still lives with his parents(actually true).
stupid charity-cases? un-ban 'em. phlog trainwrecking poorly-read socialists in favor of nina hartley performing and cum-swapping back to the dude? banned for life. comedy.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 05:44 PM
Ok, ok. You know, jamesn and phlog, how deep my admiration is for you two and how you single handedly annoyed Steph while challenging the entire board upside down. It's just I got kinda excited to randomly see Panzer here. What is he? 18 now?
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 05:49 PM
possibly 19? still, straight off the boat and smells like onion-soup spiced by his grandmother's support-hose(he's russian and from ny, communally-situated grandparents are a given) hurts. i'm not sure i speak for phlog but damn jordan, it hurts.
Posted by: Phlogiston
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 05:52 PM
I'm sure Gia had a little too much eggnog before her hurtful and careless post praising some other guy before us, James. 
I know where her heart is.
I know where her heart is.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 05:55 PM
jamesn babe, don't let it hurt. I'm sorry and you know how much I support the wreckage you caused for years over at Chez Steph. Maybe I'm just a tad bitter because you haven't IM'd me in a while. Merry Christmas.
Eggnog? Ketel 1 on the rocks, people. Someone hold me.
Eggnog? Ketel 1 on the rocks, people. Someone hold me.
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 06:07 PM
i've heard brandon gets off by watching women drink eggnog, no matter what their age may be or whether he's using binos from the pxpmobile. and i've either been lame or away from computers, quite aware of that.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 06:08 PM
I feel slighted that I never got to see a Phlog post on ADT. It's as though he was gone before my time?
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i feel a bit slighted as well. phlog and i at least got banned for being consciously-subversive.
stupid charity-cases? un-ban 'em. phlog trainwrecking poorly-read socialists in favor of nina hartley performing and cum-swapping back to the dude? banned for life. comedy.
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 06:13 PM
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i've heard brandon gets off by watching women drink eggnog, no matter what their age may be or whether he's using binos from the pxpmobile. and i've either been lame or away from computers, quite aware of that.
It's a sad day when you have to live vicariously through eggnog.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 06:15 PM
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i've heard brandon gets off by watching women drink eggnog, whether he's using binos from the pxpmobile.
Isnt that what prompted Amy Reid to first SPLIT from the porn scene, the fact that Brandon was watching her through binoculars when he was only 28 inches away from her in POV position? She said "It was almost like he needed to see the sperm actually swimming and wiggling around inside my mouth or some shit....I mean I told him 'Dude, why dont you just get a fucking Medical Lab Microscope and scrape my tongue after you pop onto it....Jesus Christ, if there's one thing I cant stand it's a FUCKING Voyeur!"
Of course, if he had made a slide/sample to examine under the microsope, the viral population would have outnumbered his sperm and her indigenous germs 4 to 1.... <da burglar shudders> **SHUDDER**
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 06:40 PM
merry xmas burg.
Posted by: windsock
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 06:41 PM
What sort of sandwich is that you have there, Burglar? 
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 06:45 PM
ms contins held together by fent-patches squeezed out like a packet of mayo. just a guess.
Posted by: windsock
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 06:51 PM
How are you? Are you enjoying Christmas?
Posted by: jamesn
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 06:57 PM
not driving anywhere at this point even in the wife's demolition-derbymobile. merry xmas to you, simpster.
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 07:13 PM
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ms contins held together by fent-patches squeezed out like a packet of mayo. just a guess.
...and a partridge in a pear tree...
Like i point out to anyone interested (usually limited to someone like Carmella or whoever is in the Bullpen...):
How do you improve upon being a successful 39 year old, self-made venture capitalist/freelance unorthodox Executive gun fire hire, Harvard Cum Laude, survivor of O.I. and doubling life expectancy, net worth involving 8 digits and resulting in having my own empty (yet small) office in the IRS branch office in San Francisco for yearly meetings to search for missing decimal points and whether or not I knew the Janitor at Ariba back in 1999 just before the public offering....?
Answer: Do all this with a drug dependency.
I am speaking Hypodermically....I mean Hypothetically about someone I KNOW of course.
Merry MERRY x-mas James, you have no idea what it means having you here. You are twice as brilliant as I am and I know that regardless of whether or not anyone else understands what I write or post, I know you will get it. Only other people I could ever say fall into that company were Arab, Willie and perhaps Bornyo (if he had the patience to read it.)
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 07:25 PM
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...and perhaps Bornyo (if he had the patience to read it.)
Merry Christmas to you too, assholes. Burg look at me as the editor who could have taken you to the big show. There is no prize awarded for using every word in the dictionary.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 07:44 PM
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What sort of sandwich is that you have there, Burglar?
It APPEARS to be a fluffer..(note the lack of nutter
)Gia...Kettle 1 is piss. Spend the extra 4 bucks and try the Grey Goose.
Merry X-mas fuckers..I hate each and every one of
you.
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Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 07:47 PM
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...and perhaps Bornyo (if he had the patience to read it.)
Merry Christmas to you too, assholes. Burg look at me as the editor who could have taken you to the big show. There is no prize awarded for using every word in the dictionary.
740 Verbal SAT just before I turned 17, it's a ego thing. But I dont look at you as my Editor Bornyo, I have a couple of those already (and I still write LUKE periodically as well...) No, B, I see you as the older, estranged step-brother I never knew I had until I was well into my 30s, and now I am gingerly trying to figure out how you fit (if at all) into my life without causing me nightmares and costing me money.
Merry x-mas to you Bornyo, you gave me the stomach and callouses I needed to survive here at XPT, because afterall, even I must admit, I was and still am my own worst enemy. But I promise (new year's resolution), 2007 will see me POST MORE about Porn, I intend to hit the new year running. If I can make it to AEE/AVN, great, but either way, I will resume watching and writing about pornography (or as CAOH used to say THE Pornography) so I can write and post intelligently about the current state of SMUT. See, right now, I watch ZERO pornography and have done so for months now.
Posted by: palmolive
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 07:53 PM
Holy Christ! Da Burglar is the most pretentious motherfucker I have ever seen on any message board!
He can't be real! This has to be an alias. Nobody is really this full of themselves.
sorry I am a lil freaked out right now...
He can't be real! This has to be an alias. Nobody is really this full of themselves.
sorry I am a lil freaked out right now...
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 08:18 PM
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Holy Christ! Da Burglar is the most pretentious motherfucker I have ever seen on any message board!
He can't be real! This has to be an alias. Nobody is really this full of themselves.
sorry I am a lil freaked out right now...
Shut your fucken cocksucker Palmy..
Shouldn't a ringworm bitch like you be trying to keep nuetral bouyancy in the sea of man-goo you were raised in?
(yes is smart answer..a "no" will only cause me to stuff your pointed head even further up that rodent dormatory you call an ass).
Posted by: Phlogiston
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 08:21 PM
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I feel slighted that I never got to see a Phlog post on ADT. It's as though he was gone before my time?
I've been officially persona non grata for over a year now. My life has only gotten better by being here and I think we have a near monopoly on Gia, so ADT's got nothing.
My ADT posts were almost universally attacks on the "terrorists are just misunderstood and need to be loved" Eurotrash and their American liberal counterparts. The REAL good threads have been memory-holed by Steph, but maybe some can still be found. (The best one had Tony Comstock threatening to stab me in the throat!)
Drew->
<-Steph
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 10:49 PM
Merry Christmas to all the pimps, players, and dupe accounts that float this boat. I'm getting you all a new knife set, German of course. Happy New Year!
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/24/06 11:31 PM
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Holy Christ! Da Burglar is the most pretentious motherfucker I have ever seen on any message board!
He can't be real! This has to be an alias. Nobody is really this full of themselves. sorry I am a lil freaked out right now...
I hate myself for loving me, and I would be totally bored and kill myself if it were not for me...does that clarify things Madge?Also, try looking up/considering things like satire, and try grasping how interesting it is when people manifest and stick to (and even push the envelope) online personalities and portraying themselves within an online community. I have no problem with people coming on here and touting their strong points and accomplishments. And if you have followed ME over the last 2 years, you would know that in addition to me obnoxiously telling the community all my accomplishments and strengths, I have exposed (both voluntarily and haphazardly-clumsily) my weakenesses and shortcomings. In a word, I let me be ME...the fact I went to Harvard, have an IQ of 149, scored well monetarily over a 12 year Marketing career and can now do what i want is more than offset by my wretched physical condition, the fact I have the life expectancy of a 80 yr old man, that I usually pay for sex and that I always say/write too much....oh yeah, and I like certain types of chemicals. I find it comfortable existing in and against the backdrop of Porn and the porn netherworld full of the dysfunctional creatures we see here everyday.
So what's your story Madge?
Posted by: gia jordan
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/25/06 04:34 AM
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Gia...Kettle 1 is piss. Spend the extra 4 bucks and try the Grey Goose.
No. Ketel 1 rules. You just like Grey Goose because going with what's more expensive is the douchebag hipster thing to do. Merry Christmas, Lou.
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Holy Christ! Da Burglar is the most pretentious motherfucker I have ever seen on any message board!
Sorry. Da Burg has already deemed me as the most pretentious person on the board. Merry Christmas, Burglar.
Merry Christmas to everyone!
Posted by: ivorenginedriver
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/25/06 04:44 AM
Merry Christmas or happy holidays to one and all at XXXPorntalk.
Posted by: c62
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/26/06 07:08 PM
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Shouldnt Santa be more polite? He kinda changed his tone at the end of his message.
I kind of digging the Panzer-miester right now, hope he sticks around and posts a little more. I really like the fact his favorite WW2 tank was the Panzer, something that raped his homeland and stole all the best russian women and vodka.
Posted by: Bornyo
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/27/06 11:04 AM
Vodka was invented by the Polish, and later spread to the Russians. That being said, it makes sense to go to the source for the best. Lately I've been partial to Luksusowa, which is a triple-distilled potato vodka from Poland. It's tastes better than Grey Goose and Ketel One. It's also gluten-free for those who care about such things.
Also, I'm glad AlexPanzer is posting with us again.
Also, I'm glad AlexPanzer is posting with us again.
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/27/06 11:09 AM
Da Burglar writes:
I assume you are speaking figuratively.
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...But I promise (new year's resolution), 2007 will see me POST MORE about Porn, I intend to hit the new year running...
I assume you are speaking figuratively.
Posted by: Gigi
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/27/06 12:10 PM
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Da Burglar writes:Quote:
...But I promise (new year's resolution), 2007 will see me POST MORE about Porn, I intend to hit the new year running...
I assume you are speaking figuratively.
d'oh!
Posted by: Da Burglar
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/27/06 12:40 PM
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Da Burglar writes:Quote:
...But I promise (new year's resolution), 2007 will see me POST MORE about Porn, I intend to hit the new year running...
I assume you are speaking figuratively.
har har (to steal a phrase that is popular)
No really Grizz, you are coming over to help me Skate on Lake Okanagan in preparation for my entry in the (Not-So) Special Olympics FIGURE Skating Competition in 2008 in Yak's Spooge, Russia on the Kamchatka Peninsula, RIGHT?????By the way, Welcome Back Gonzo Girl, now you have me Thoroughly 'corn-fused'
Posted by: Gigi
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/27/06 12:59 PM
Quote:cornfused 'bout what, mr. daburglar sir?Quote:
Da Burglar writes:Quote:
...But I promise (new year's resolution), 2007 will see me POST MORE about Porn, I intend to hit the new year running...
I assume you are speaking figuratively.
har har (to steal a phrase that is popular)
By the way, Welcome Back Gonzo Girl, now you have me Thoroughly 'corn-fused'
Posted by: Soopergrizz
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/27/06 02:45 PM
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Da Burglar writes:Quote:
...But I promise (new year's resolution), 2007 will see me POST MORE about Porn, I intend to hit the new year running...
I assume you are speaking figuratively.
har har (to steal a phrase that is popular)
By the way, Welcome Back Gonzo Girl, now you have me Thoroughly 'corn-fused'
2010 Paralympics will be in Vancouver/Whistler (immediately following the Winter Olypics). I'm seeing you as more of a ski jump or 2-man luge kind of guy. I look forward to giving you the last shove over the starting line!
Posted by: Calvin
Re: Merry Christmas - 12/27/06 03:17 PM
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Shouldnt Santa be more polite? He kinda changed his tone at the end of his message.
I kind of digging the Panzer-miester right now, hope he sticks around and posts a little more. I really like the fact his favorite WW2 tank was the Panzer, something that raped his homeland and stole all the best russian women and vodka.
In late 1943, when the Red Army was closing in on Kharkov, they were threatening to capture a huge German supply dump. Among the items stored there was the entire liquor supply for the East Front. An full year's output of the French spirit industry, Spanish and Italian wines, rum, cognac, etc. And, of course, a fortune in stolen vodka. As they fled, the Germans took everything with them except the vodka, which they scorned.
When the Soviets moved in, their army suddenly stopped for three days. After the unscheduled three day halt, the vodka was gone, and the Germans had dug in around Kharkov for a long struggle.
"Panzer" was a generic term for any German tracked vehicle with a turret. Try "Panther" or "Tiger" or the ever-popular "PZ IV" instead.