im drunks

Posted by: weeeee

im drunks - 12/23/06 09:33 PM

This is a drunkin' confession.

When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.


Posted by: k1ng

Re: im drunks - 12/23/06 09:41 PM

Quote:

This is a drunkin' confession.

When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.





Wow, awesome. Hey, Ceara. How's it going?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 12/23/06 11:07 PM

I believe that I speak for many when I say you may use this space to make all the confessions you feel you need to ... anytime ...

Cheers! To dad not "grounding your adult ass"!!

Posted by: zenman

Re: im drunks - 12/23/06 11:33 PM

I jacked off.
Posted by: Dane

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 01:39 AM

i've read it 6 times now
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 05:25 AM

Quote:

This is a drunkin' confession.

When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.





Vegas is gonna be fun.
Posted by: windsock

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 05:31 AM

I wish you wouldn't talk like that. The thought of men using you like that really agitates me and makes nervous, upset, and angry. Please don't put yourself in thast situation. Please.
Posted by: Outback Whack

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 06:50 AM

I think Daddy (or a big strong substitute) needs to put you over his knee and give you a good hard spanking, you bad girl!!
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 09:42 AM

Quote:

Quote:

This is a drunkin' confession.

When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.





Vegas is gonna be fun.




+1 If nothing else, this should help my body make a speedy recovery so as to ensure I make it at least for a day or two...

That actually was pretty stimulating Cearra, you should consider writing Erotica and marketing it/yourself in the appropriate, most advantageous way. The idea-concept of a 20 year old, intelligent-yet-slighlty-stonerish college nymphette looking to get her rocks off has a wide spectrum of appeal.

Posted by: ebola

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 09:55 AM

Quote:

This is a drunkin' confession.

When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.






windsock, you're blowing it now.
Posted by: xvod

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 10:23 AM

Ceara, you are the kind of girl many men wish for...

Wanna be FWB???

Posted by: windsock

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 10:34 AM

Do you guys all want to fuck her at once? I know these gangbangs and the kind of ugly mob mentality that ensues. It's primal and hateful and violent, and if the initially willing woman dares to resist at some point it is too late- she is a plaything and will submit to mob rule. They even like it if she struggles because it more powerfully provokes the mob's will. It's horrifying and makes me deeply upset. If Clara offers herself up for this, I will shriekweep and commit suicide.
Posted by: steveb

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 12:24 PM

Quote:

Ceara, you are the kind of girl many men wish for...

Wanna be FWB???




Many men at the same time it seems.

(We need a Triple-Penetration Graemlin)
Posted by: Conky

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 12:27 PM

Am I the only one to suggest here that Ceara gets her camera out when she's that smashed and starts taking more explicit shots of herself for our perverse amusement?

I harbor no illusions about being invited over for a hole blowing session, but I'd sure like to see her trying it on her own
Posted by: Hyde

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 05:54 PM

I simply don't have the words.





Posted by: jamesn

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 06:00 PM

i'm not sober but have to show up 2 more places tonight, just remember the toejam-guy would obviously show up to any kind of ceara-grouptryst. someone find that picture. cute girl, but somehow the guy without pride's face just flits through my brain every time i read her posts and makes her a cruel and exploitave cartoon-figure to me. that dude dripping cherries while giving her money MIGHT BE someone's dad. someone's kid's teacher.

most importantly, i'll be paying a shitload towards his social-security as his salary vanishes only to be replaced by soiled-undergarments arriving from like DHL. whatever, he's fat enough for someone in the global south to eat. what's a one-way ticket to rio? 500 bucks? let an aging elgloriouso either feed that guy to his dogs, chickens or grandparents. all caged by the car-port.
Posted by: lance69

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 06:20 PM

That was the best Christmas story ever.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 08:52 PM

Quote:

That was the best Christmas story ever.



Agreed...
In the spirit of Ms Lynch' confession.
I have to say that I used ChickenmAssters "hobo rape scene with klee-nex box's for shoes" at a X-mas party..
It was an instant hit and I only wish I had "JERK OFF ZONE" stickers to place on the bumpers of cars outside..
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 09:09 PM

Ceara is good, but Gia is better. There can only be one in Phlog-land, just like Highlander.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 09:46 PM

Quote:

cute girl, but somehow the guy without pride's face just flits through my brain every time i read her posts and makes her a cruel and exploitave cartoon-figure to me.



Still a rather HOT cruel and exploitave cartoon-figure, no??

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 09:50 PM

Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: im drunks - 12/24/06 11:17 PM

Quote:

<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1167025842The Fatman">
<p>Phlogiston's Highlander Challenge: 'There can be only 1!!!'
<input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Gia Jordan
<input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Ceara Lynch

<INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>




No contest....while Gia is the veteran 35 yr old but still hott professional Cum Gobbler, Ceara is just getting started and her depravity and desire for sex is more sincere. While Ceara has learned what Gia already knows, that her Sex Appeal = power = Money, Ceara doesnt let it rule her every notion and course of action...

Bottom line, Ceara is just too fucking irresistible to lose this contest.


Posted by: k1ng

Re: im drunks - 12/25/06 12:07 AM

Wow. That's an awesome poll that is impossible to answer. Ceara, cute as hell, talks a great game but her credentials are visually unproven. Gia's amazing body (booty) and obvious sexual prowess are hard to vote against. You have hot, young, nonpro porner and possible sexual vixen on one side and proven, experienced, absolute mind blowing credentialed porner on the other side. Whew! Tough call.

Poll addendum: Both at the same time.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 12/25/06 12:30 AM

Quote:

Poll addendum: Both at the same time.



Phlogiston put the quandary in my head with his choice of Gia.

I've been fascinated by the "girl next door" issue between those who prefer the ordinary girl or the porn whore. This adds some complexity to the debate.

Gia, who is a full-fledge porn girl though entering porn late. But, from this board I can she is far from the porn stereo-type with a variety of interests.

Ceara who has the cute fresh girl-next-door qualities, flirts with the industry, but as we can see from the post is NOT prototype of innocence.

There can be only 1!

Posted by: k1ng

Re: im drunks - 12/25/06 12:34 AM

Quote:


There can be only 1!




Hmm...Ok...Tie breaker...Holly Randall wins and the beans from her nurtured garden.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 12/25/06 12:39 AM

Quote:

Quote:


There can be only 1!




Hmm...Ok...Tie breaker...Holly Randall wins and the beans from her nurtured garden.



LOL!

Actually last I checked, Ms. Randall was kickin' serious butt in the "Your Dick in the Box" poll. I think Ceara was gaining steam though .... the "porn stars" were lagging badly.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: im drunks - 12/25/06 12:42 AM

HOMEGROWN ORGANIC STRINGBEANS DAMN IT!

Posted by: ben

Re: im drunks - 12/25/06 01:11 AM

Quote:

This is a drunkin' confession.

When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.






Me too!
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 12/25/06 01:28 AM

Quote:

Quote:

This is a drunkin' confession.

When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.






Me too!




¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿"ME TOO"????????????

Ben, you want to crawl to the water cooler after gang-banging 18 guys?!?!?

Posted by: steveb

Re: im drunks - 12/25/06 02:30 AM

I think we need to see them fuck it out in Thunderdome.

Winner take all!
Posted by: TMonty

Re: im drunks - 12/25/06 10:22 AM

Quote:

i'm not sober but have to show up 2 more places tonight, just remember the toejam-guy would obviously show up to any kind of ceara-grouptryst. someone find that picture. ...


Here ya go.
Posted by: tookiebandit

Re: im drunks - 12/25/06 12:30 PM

TMonty,that is fucking hilarious.
Posted by: Sergio T.

Re: im drunks - 12/25/06 01:46 PM

Quote:

Ben, you want to crawl to the water cooler after gang-banging 18 guys?!?!?




That was funny.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: im drunks - 12/28/06 09:48 AM

Quote:

Quote:

This is a drunkin' confession.

When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.





Vegas is gonna be fun.



Not really.Shes all talk.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 12/28/06 11:55 AM

Quote:

Not really.Shes all talk.



For those of us for whom this chick are just fantasy:


Keep her talkin' ...

Posted by: ben

Re: im drunks - 12/29/06 04:35 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

This is a drunkin' confession.

When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.





Vegas is gonna be fun.



Not really.Shes all talk.



Ceara could invent storylines for JM Productions
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 12/29/06 05:56 PM

Quote:

Ceara could invent storylines for JM Productions



I'd prefer if she PERFORMED for JM Production.




And how did you get off your leash?
Posted by: Phlogiston

Re: im drunks - 12/29/06 06:20 PM



You guys are free to choose Ceara over Gia, despite it being fundamentally wrong. A few months ago, I'd track down and murder you fourteen cockroaches, but I'm with G G now. Gia needs to compete for my loyalty now....won't you compete, Gia?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 12/29/06 09:38 PM

Quote:

You guys are free to choose Ceara over Gia, despite it being fundamentally wrong.



I'm too lazy to try to find the references, but it may be further anecdotal evidence of men preferring the "girl next door" theory. That's essential to Ceara's character. The innocent routine contrasted against her hand down her panties with the "naughty" slogan.

BTW, She and Holly trumped the field in the "Dick in a Box" poll - no pornstars in site.


There's the age difference, too, with Gia & Ceara. It's all about the "teens".


One tidbit that DID NOT factor into the poll was the "wish list" contrast. Gia's "wish list" was a posting of "Wacky Pack"-like parodies.

Ceara's was like "A Letter to Santa" in "Wedding Register" format!! Items on Amazon to click, buy and send to Ceara!! Some nice stuff on that list.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 08:43 AM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

This is a drunkin' confession.

When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.





Vegas is gonna be fun.



Not really.Shes all talk.



Im a big enough man to admit when im wrong and brother was I wrong.
Posted by: weeeee

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 01:04 PM

Posted by: It Was Fun

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 02:24 PM

Jeff, I was told that you were massaging someones butthole. lol MASSAGING!!! That's very romantic.
Posted by: ChuckSpears

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 02:25 PM

We all know your idea of partying is blowing pot smoke in your bunny's face.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 02:32 PM

Quote:





I guess this means that "dad" grounded your adult ass!

Posted by: windsock

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 02:33 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Not really.Shes all talk.



Im a big enough man to admit when im wrong and brother was I wrong.





What happened?

Posted by: weeeee

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 02:37 PM

Quote:



What happened?





I was Meatholed.

The sequence of events went something like this:

/

Posted by: Conky

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 02:39 PM

I demand a graphic description using words and then photo illustration shot in your own room by you, Ceara.
Posted by: weeeee

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 02:40 PM

Sorry, I'm shy hehe.
Posted by: Conky

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 02:41 PM

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 02:43 PM

Quote:

I demand a graphic description using words and then photo illustration shot in your own room by you, Ceara.



With enough demand it sound like a great pay-site!!

Posted by: Conky

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 02:45 PM

It's just that after last week's skeletorama, it would be nice to see a girl of normal female weight and shape get half naked and romp around a little. Is that asking for too much?

Is it?
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 02:48 PM

Quote:



I was Meatholed.

The sequence of events went something like this:

/






FUCK!!!!

Ok, ok ok....wait, so like, if I had "accidentally" got up in the middle of the night and backed my wheelchair into your butt, so that one of the handlebars penetrated either of your holes, you wouldn't have called Hotel security????

Posted by: ChuckSpears

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 02:50 PM

Quote:

It's just that after last week's skeletorama, it would be nice to see a girl of normal female weight and shape get half naked and romp around a little. Is that asking for too much?

Is it?



Oooh hey a gimpy walk like Ceara's bunny disabled from the pot smoke.
Posted by: windsock

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 03:56 PM

Quote:

Quote:



What happened?





I was Meatholed.

The sequence of events went something like this:

/





What sidewalk do I have to sleep on like a fucking Star Wars nerd to preorder this? Oh were media present? If no it makes it even more unsettling and arousaing. If it was recorded I am going to project it as loud as I care onto the Boiulder Dam in 10 years dfrom now. I'm very serious., I hate the damn world.
Posted by: Da Burglar

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 04:00 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



What happened?





I was Meatholed.

The sequence of events went something like this:

/





What sidewalk do I have to sleep on like a fucking Star Wars nerd to preorder this? Oh were media present? If no it makes it even more unsettling and arousaing. If it was recorded I am going to project it as loud as I care onto the Boiulder Dam in 10 years dfrom now. I'm very serious., I hate the damn world.




"Boulder dam...." Nice touch dude. How's it going today?
Posted by: Rollin Girl

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 05:27 PM

Quote:

Quote:



What happened?





I was Meatholed.

The sequence of events went something like this:

/





Hi Ceara
Posted by: weeeee

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 07:04 PM

Hay baby
Posted by: Frank TJ Mackey

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 07:13 PM

Pervs will be fighting for copies like they were Wii's, if copies actuall exist.

Of course emperical evidence will need to be disclosed.
Posted by: weeeee

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 07:57 PM

Sorry my degenerate friends, no cameras were involved. I had specific instructions a la Khan Tusion never to do scenes. Possibly because I don't eat ass... But I'd like to think it's because he likes me
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 08:24 PM

Quote:

Sorry my degenerate friends, no cameras were involved. I had specific instructions a la Khan Tusion to never to do scenes. Possibly because I don't eat ass... But I'd like to think it's because he likes me



Why not a bit of both?





Did you notice how the mere suggestion of your "capture" on digital media lit up the board?

Posted by: ben

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 09:17 PM

Quote:

Sorry my degenerate friends, no cameras were involved. I had specific instructions a la Khan Tusion to never to do scenes. Possibly because I don't eat ass... But I'd like to think it's because he likes me



That sucks if no cameras were involved! Maybe someone could describe it in writing and JM Productions could start putting out Meatholes novels or comics. How about JM Productions action figurines as well!
Posted by: ben

Re: im drunks - 01/18/07 09:38 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Sorry my degenerate friends, no cameras were involved. I had specific instructions a la Khan Tusion to never to do scenes. Possibly because I don't eat ass... But I'd like to think it's because he likes me



That sucks if no cameras were involved! Maybe someone could describe it in writing and JM Productions could start putting out Meatholes novels or comics. How about JM Productions action figurines as well!



What about erotic novels for the female audience?
Posted by: pariah

Re: im drunks - 01/21/07 12:18 AM

Ok so Khan Tusion is in my house and he is refusing to give me any details to what actually went down. Ceara, will you please PM me and tell me?
Posted by: Dr. Mordo

Re: im drunks - 01/21/07 08:16 AM

I refuse to believe anything happened til I see pics.
Posted by: windsock

Re: im drunks - 02/01/07 06:34 PM

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

This is a drunkin' confession.

When I'm totally faded I want all of my 6inch+ dick sized orfices to be plowed at once. Although, I would prefer an endless supply of men to line up outside my door and enter in groups of 3 until a load is blown in each hole once, twice, thrice, fource, fice, sixce, and so on until I pass out and sleep for 4 hours and then wake up dehydrated and crawling to the water cooler, cum oozing out of my mouth, ass and pussy, crying and regreting my horrible decision to whore myself out on craigslist until my dad finds me and grounds my adult ass for a week or so and then laughs about it later. That is all. I'm sorry if you read this I am so drrrunkerssssldaslyrm.





Vegas is gonna be fun.



Not really.Shes all talk.



Im a big enough man to admit when im wrong and brother was I wrong.




Bulmp
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: im drunks - 02/02/07 12:07 AM

I fervently hope Ms. Lynch will imbibe enough alcohol while near her PC to share with us another deep seeded fantasy rant in the not too distant future.

Posted by: girlvirginguy

Re: im drunks - 02/02/07 08:21 AM

hey windsock besides ceara's initial post at the start of this here thread yours was the greatest post ever. EVER! I have nothing else to contribute besides for a big hardy