Gag Factor foretold in the bible

Genesis 2:18
Then the Lord God said, "It is not good for the man to be alone; I will make him a helper suitable for him."
Translation: A man can't do a gag factor alone. He needs a hooker to help him do so, and god made him one.

1 Corinthians 11:3
“But I want you to understand that Christ is the head of every man, and the man is the head of a woman, and God is the head of Christ.”
Translation: The emphasis on the word “head” foretells of the importance of the woman’s head in the gag factor series.

1 Timothy 2:11-14
“Let a woman learn in silence with all submission.”
Translation: This passage foretells of the woman being unable to speak (thus silent) and being submissive during the throatfucking event.

1 Peter 3:1-7
“Wives, likewise, be submissive to your own husbands...”
Translation: All women should do a gag factor for their husbands upon request.


Genesis 3:16-19
“Your desire shall be for your husband, and he shall rule over you."
Translation: A woman should do a gag factor whenever her husband desires it. As he stands OVER her upside down head, he rules OVER her.

I also ran several bible code matrices and came up with several hits for the following terms: gag, spit, mucus, aurora + snow, quack, mascara, dignity + extractor, head + upside + down, and drool.

I didn't write it folks, I just interpret it.

Hey, the religious cunts interpret it differently all the time. The bible is generally loaded with way too much horseshit for me to take in, but I applaud your research, Reverend.

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I didn't write it folks, I just interpret it.

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