Payback??

Posted by: charin

Payback?? - 12/21/06 07:25 PM

I like to watch the rough oral sex, Gag Factor and such. I know some of these women go through a bit of discomfort to amuse and arouse me, the porno consumer. I don't really feel bad about that.

I go to the dentist tomorrow, I have a lady dentist, everybody who works in the place is female. They make me hold my jaws open for an hour while they poke and prod and have their way with me, leaned back so far in a chair I am almost upside down.

I don't know what the fucking point is here. I'm going to watch a Gag Factor now.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: zenman

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 07:27 PM

Jesus Crimony Christ, how many alt id's do you have?
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 07:30 PM

Hey, Charin. How's it goin?
Posted by: MoronBoy

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 07:30 PM

So, did you pick a dentist's office with an all-female staff by choice? Are you subconciously or conciously punishing yourself by making this choice?

-OR-

Is this just the nearest place that takes your insurance plan? Maybe a bit of Karma if you believe that type of thing.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 07:43 PM

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I like to watch the rough oral sex, Gag Factor and such. I know some of these women go through a bit of discomfort to amuse and arouse me, the porno consumer. I don't really feel bad about that.

I go to the dentist tomorrow, I have a lady dentist, everybody who works in the place is female. They make me hold my jaws open for an hour while they poke and prod and have their way with me, leaned back so far in a chair I am almost upside down.

I don't know what the fucking point is here. I'm going to watch a Gag Factor now.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




I can relate Chucky...
My dentist is female..
She is constently leaving her fingers in my mouth in between X-rays and amalgrams. She's jewish buts she got a great rack and is a B.U. fan.

I might hit it.

-Lou,got you in a stranglehold baby,and then I crushed your face.
Posted by: charin

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 07:57 PM

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Jesus Crimony Christ, how many alt id's do you have?

Hey, Charin. How's it goin?




Wow, sober 16 years, and someone mistook me for the Windy-sot. Guess I'm not working those steps as well as I thought.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 08:11 PM

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Jesus Crimony Christ, how many alt id's do you have?

Hey, Charin. How's it goin?




Wow, sober 16 years,
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Keep in mind Chucky..No one likes a quitter..

-Lou,2 parts grey goose,1 part ice.
Posted by: charin

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 08:37 PM

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Keep in mind Chucky..No one likes a quitter..

-Lou,2 parts grey goose,1 part ice.




Only on XPT, does an alcoholic get flipped off for going to AA. I love it.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 08:40 PM

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Keep in mind Chucky..No one likes a quitter..

-Lou,2 parts grey goose,1 part ice.




Only on XPT, does an alcoholic get flipped off for going to AA. I love it.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Naww..we in the know call that the real world.
Your weakness is our amusement.Fucken deal with it.

Lou-hates no fun if you keep it to yourself.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 08:55 PM

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Your weakness is our amusement.




Pretty much sums up XPT!!!

Posted by: charin

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 09:07 PM

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Your weakness is our amusement.




Pretty much sums up XPT!!!






So ya'll would have me slip into the existential void of hopelessness between steps one and two? There's nothing there but insanity and death.
Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 09:11 PM

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Your weakness is our amusement.




Pretty much sums up XPT!!!






So ya'll would have me slip into the existential void of hopelessness between steps one and two? There's nothing there but insanity and death.




Quit your fucken cryin..ride the wave like the rest of us do fucker. :hardcoresuicidalsurferbanana:
Posted by: palmolive

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 09:15 PM

Posted by: Calvin

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 09:17 PM

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There's nothing there but insanity and death.




You do realize that this is a porn forum? Chronic masturbators and women who are pissed on for a living post here. If you want sympathetic discussion of personal issues, try a Britney Spears fansite.
Posted by: charin

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 09:19 PM

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Your weakness is our amusement.




Pretty much sums up XPT!!!






So ya'll would have me slip into the existential void of hopelessness between steps one and two? There's nothing there but insanity and death.




Quit your fucken cryin..ride the wave like the rest of us do fucker. :hardcoresuicidalsurferbanana:




Thanks for the insight into the psyche of my dental hygienist.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 09:22 PM

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There's nothing there but insanity and death.




You do realize that this is a porn forum? Chronic masturbators and women who are pissed on for a living post here. If you want sympathetic discussion of personal issues, try a Britney Spears fansite.




No can do. He was barred for calling Brit a "bad mommy".

Posted by: LouCypher

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 09:30 PM

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Your weakness is our amusement.




Pretty much sums up XPT!!!






So ya'll would have me slip into the existential void of hopelessness between steps one and two? There's nothing there but insanity and death.




Quit your fucken cryin..ride the wave like the rest of us do fucker. :hardcoresuicidalsurferbanana:




Thanks for the insight into the psyche of my dental hygienist.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




Heres to both of ya...

btw...Can ya handle the novacaine or are ya enrolled in a 12 stepper for that too?? lol

-Lou,knowing is half the battle...me calling you out on it is a textual tap out.
Posted by: k1ng

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 09:31 PM

Chuck, just store some type of rope or whatever in a pair of cargo pants, wear said cargo pants to the office for your appointment and when you're alone with the good DR. bind her and gagfactor her in the dentist chair to your delight. Dream come true, then prepare for many many years in prison, but let's not worry about that part this early in the game.
Posted by: Calvin

Re: Payback?? - 12/21/06 09:47 PM

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There's nothing there but insanity and death.




You do realize that this is a porn forum? Chronic masturbators and women who are pissed on for a living post here. If you want sympathetic discussion of personal issues, try a Britney Spears fansite.




No can do. He was barred for calling Brit a "bad mommy".






Well, she is giving Alyssa West a run for her money. Both of them gave birth to kids with dents in their head from the next sperm donor. And they both posed nude during their third trimester in an attempt to stir up interest.

As far as the dentist is concerned, why are you complaining? You paid good money to be orally and physically humiliated. And, yet, unlike your normal activities in this vein, insurance probably took care of a good chunk of the cost.
Posted by: charin

Re: Payback?? - 12/22/06 08:23 AM

What an ordeal. It was a simple filling, but part way through I started thinking about King's suggestion as the lady dentist was pressing her tits into my arm. I started to become aroused, and tried to hide it. But the squirming only resulted in more novacaine, which somhow made things worse. It was horrible.

I'm never listening to personal advice from this group of Goddamn dickbeaters again.

But it all works out, I have now come full circle, back to the comfort of

Gag Factor 18 - Angela Stone

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy