i would hit it

Posted by: big moose

i would hit it - 12/18/06 07:50 PM

you're supposed to.



they had the technology.

bigger.
blonder.
bigger.
more outrageous.














Posted by: big moose

Re: i would hit it - 12/18/06 08:23 PM

an unfortunate picture. the outfit makes her look tacky.



still...
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i would hit it - 12/18/06 08:35 PM

Yeah, I'd hit it, right upside it's head. Is that a blowup doll, or a plastic fucking mannequin?
Posted by: big moose

Re: i would hit it - 12/18/06 08:46 PM

dude, i don't know. whichever one you like.



comfortable.
Posted by: big moose

Re: i would hit it - 12/18/06 08:49 PM

this is not a joke thread. seriously,



Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i would hit it - 12/18/06 09:03 PM

That's sickly skinny.

I can't fathom, nor do I ever wish to, what it's like to hammer my meaty manvein into her pelvic bone. I'm surprised this whore hasn't been broken in two, she must be reinforced in that region or something, WTF?

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dude, i don't know. whichever one you like.


Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i would hit it - 12/18/06 11:12 PM

Please post pics as attachments instead of just image links. I wanna see the whore's box. Not a box.
Posted by: steveb

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 03:46 AM

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Please post pics as attachments instead of just image links. I wanna see the whore's box. Not a box.


Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 09:19 AM

A red x has no stroke value.
Posted by: big moose

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 09:35 AM

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A red x has no stroke value.



my bad.

i fixed it, but i think you'll probably change your mind now. be kind to my lust.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 11:21 AM

Just to make seeing it easier ... though it isn't worth seeing ...



Posted by: Vizzle

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 12:49 PM

I'd hit it too. I can see why Moose digs it though, he wants to ram his member down her throat til she pukes.... am I right?

Posted by: Conky

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 01:10 PM

Jeeee-zuz. I sincerely hopped the photographer was using a <20mm wide angle. If he wasn't, then that chick needs to get on an IV stat! How do her spindly legs and torso support such a giant cranium? Truly a miracle of modern medicine (insert substance abuse joke here).
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 01:26 PM

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Jeeee-zuz. I sincerely hopped the photographer was using a <20mm wide angle. If he wasn't, then that chick needs to get on an IV stat! How do her spindly legs and torso support such a giant cranium? Truly a miracle of modern medicine (insert substance abuse joke here).



That's not a right leg ... it's a 3rd arm!!



Bet there's a fetish market for 3-armed freaks ...

JM Productions presents "Freak Bukkake I: Drowning mutants in oceans of cum ..."

"One of us! One of us!"

Posted by: Calvin

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 08:14 PM

Ridiculous fake boobs, fake lips, and ass implants. What's not to like? Why not just buy a foam rubber simulacrum and fuck it?

On her website, she boasts:

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And in just a few short months I have another surprise for everyone, maybe my biggest accomplishment yet… I am getting 34GGG Breasts… cannot wait to show them off and let you get a feel…



No, she's not addicted to the surgery. And she will live a long and healthy life.

I understand she was a (love you) long-time escort before she went into porn in order to boost her rates. I wonder if the plastic surgery obsession coincided with the career shift?
Posted by: Dr. Mordo

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 08:59 PM


The reason some of us like big fake tits: we like slutty looking girls. Danielle Derek can put on sweats and go to walmart to buy groceries and she's still gonna look like a whore. That is hot. The fact that she is willing to look like a freak so she can be a better whore is totally strokeworthy. Her Frankensteinity (!) has its own appeal.

Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore.
Posted by: Calvin

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 09:15 PM

Point taken, and I do find her scenes strokeworthy for just that reason. However, whatever her ridiculously inflated escorting fee may be these days is almost certainly not worth it. Nothing like grabbing a handful of tits and getting mostly plastic, I can't imagine what grabbing a handful of ass implant would do for my enthusiasm.
Posted by: Dr. Mordo

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 09:35 PM

Yeah, the ass implants look weirder than I would have thought, having never seen them before.

Still - I wouldn't pay to fuck her, but I'll watch her vids.
Posted by: big moose

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 10:25 PM

ms. derek fascinates me for a number of reasons. i can see that she is a freak. she is freakish, looking like weird, cheap science. she is my desires, in my face and heinous. i always choose the porn chicks that look like this over the natural looking ones. although clearly ms. derek needs to eat, and if she worked with max hardcore i would feel more conflicted than even usual when i watched her throw on up. (she needed that food, max! look what she's carrying!)



i think i had other things to say, but it's so late. and i can't get my girlfriend to suck my dick.

i bet danielle derek would always suck my dick.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 10:26 PM

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Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore.



WOW!!

You just answered one of my major porn enigmas!

I never could understand the market/desire for this type of dirty slut ...

Of course I don't!! I CRAVE THE GIRL NEXT DOOR! [My thing is the girl next door getting "corrupted"].

So, I like the innocent look, the smaller natural chest, and all the trappings.

The "Ãœber-whore" with bad fake everything would NEVER appeal to me.

But, those with no interest in little-miss-pretending-to-be-innocent ................ they want WHORE burnt into the girl's forehead and SLUT printed on her ass.

Therefore the implants, the tattoos, the mega-piercings, etc., etc.

Cool. I get it.

Posted by: Calvin

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 10:56 PM

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ms. derek fascinates me for a number of reasons. i can see that she is a freak. she is freakish, looking like weird, cheap science. she is my desires, in my face and heinous. i always choose the porn chicks that look like this over the natural looking ones. although clearly ms. derek needs to eat, and if she worked with max hardcore i would feel more conflicted than even usual when i watched her throw on up. (she needed that food, max! look what she's carrying!)



i think i had other things to say, but it's so late. and i can't get my girlfriend to suck my dick.

i bet danielle derek would always suck my dick.



Is that Davia Ardell with the mole airbrushed out? Or was it the Max Hardcore reference that put that idea in my mind?
Posted by: Random

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 11:03 PM



This chick's dick is bigger than Ryan Knox's. Funny.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: i would hit it - 12/19/06 11:35 PM



She has nice arms. What is her height and weight?
Posted by: big moose

Re: i would hit it - 12/20/06 06:08 AM

height and weight= sex

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I'd hit it too. I can see why Moose digs it though, he wants to ram his member down her throat til she pukes.... am I right?





well, yes. though i would take her out to hardees after to fill her back up. she needs a number six, substitute chili cheese fries, and a large regular coke. i could go one, too.
Posted by: Ernest Angley Jr.

Re: i would hit it - 12/20/06 06:27 AM

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She has nice arms. What is her height and weight?



ladirectmodels lists her at 5'5". I hate to burst her bubble but for a girl that height she shouldn't weigh more than 80 lbs. I recommend an extra 100 mg of ephedra per day.
Posted by: Vizzle

Re: i would hit it - 12/20/06 08:39 AM

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height and weight= sex

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I'd hit it too. I can see why Moose digs it though, he wants to ram his member down her throat til she pukes.... am I right?





well, yes. though i would take her out to hardees after to fill her back up. she needs a number six, substitute chili cheese fries, and a large regular coke. i could go one, too.



Nice, lol. We don't have a Hardees out this way anymore...they turned it into a fucking Krispy Kreme.

Posted by: christianxxx

Re: i would hit it - 12/20/06 09:16 AM

hey thats me fucking her! good times!
Posted by: Dr. Mordo

Re: i would hit it - 12/20/06 09:26 AM

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ms. derek fascinates me for a number of reasons. i can see that she is a freak. she is freakish, looking like weird, cheap science. she is my desires, in my face and heinous. i always choose the porn chicks that look like this over the natural looking ones. although clearly ms. derek needs to eat, and if she worked with max hardcore i would feel more conflicted than even usual when i watched her throw on up. (she needed that food, max! look what she's carrying!)

i think i had other things to say, but it's so late. and i can't get my girlfriend to suck my dick.

i bet danielle derek would always suck my dick.



Is that Davia Ardell with the mole airbrushed out? Or was it the Max Hardcore reference that put that idea in my mind?



Yes, that's Davia, not Danielle.
Posted by: Low Rider

Re: i would hit it - 12/20/06 11:41 AM

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Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore.



Same reason Chelsea Charms continues to get work...

Low Rider
Posted by: SexDJ

Re: i would hit it - 12/20/06 02:48 PM

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Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore.



Same reason Chelsea Charms continues to get work...

Low Rider


God I Love her!!!
Posted by: Scurvy Pirate

Re: i would hit it - 12/20/06 03:00 PM

i think she looks hot

i get bored with the flat chested plain girl types also
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i would hit it - 12/20/06 05:01 PM

I'd rather fuck Joan Rivers herself.

Check this shit out, I was watching "Top Notch Bitches #4" this evening and saw this for the first time. It's the first scene I've seen her in, because I'm generally repulsed by her "stretched plastic" look.

*If I knew how to attach a pic, I'd gladly do so with a vidcap I pulled off that flick. Anyone care to assist?*

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The reason some of us like big fake tits: we like slutty looking girls. Danielle Derek can put on sweats and go to walmart to buy groceries and she's still gonna look like a whore. That is hot. The fact that she is willing to look like a freak so she can be a better whore is totally strokeworthy. Her Frankensteinity (!) has its own appeal.

Some of us are bored with a girl next door; we are fascinated by the uberwhore.

Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: i would hit it - 12/20/06 06:32 PM

Why don't you just google, "how to create a vidcap"? Google is your friend.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i would hit it - 12/20/06 08:17 PM

Yeah, thanks JoePa, but I know how to do that. I don't know how to attach the fucking thing afterwards.

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Why don't you just google, "how to create a vidcap"? Google is your friend.

Posted by: big moose

Re: i would hit it - 12/20/06 08:41 PM

what if you posted pictures of these more faker looking ladies and then played the price is right pricing game. bid on how much she costed. whoever comes closest without going over still probably can't get laid. it's not a very good idea, actually.



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whatever. money well spent.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: i would hit it - 12/21/06 03:30 PM

I've seen less cottage cheese on the thighs of fat porn whores. This makes me want to
Posted by: big moose

Re: i would hit it - 12/23/06 01:40 PM

she still look good to me, man. i like cottage cheese, anyway.