happy holidays.

Posted by: Monstar

happy holidays. - 12/18/06 07:29 AM

...seriously.



i recorded the shit...dig santa gettin' friendly with our favorite psycho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BImS-Y6nkPk
Posted by: Dick Head

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 07:46 AM

Posted by: steveb

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 07:56 AM



I think this is Hugh Hefner's Christmas list?
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 08:04 AM

Aw Monstar, I love Christmas.

First Eva on the Easter Bunny's lap. Now on Santa's lap? That's one lucky model you have willing to churn out all these holiday wishes. So, what are you getting her for Christmas? It's not like Eva ever comes to XPT. All these harlots you promote and they never post where you promote them? Put the smack down.
Posted by: gia jordan

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 08:09 AM

Merry Christmas, everyone!!!!

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 08:14 AM


Damn it, Santa!!! I wanted a blonde!!

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 08:20 AM

Posted by: Conky

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 08:27 AM

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Damn it, Santa!!! I wanted a blonde!!





Give it another 10 minutes and you've got a white Christmas.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 08:34 AM

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 08:39 AM

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 08:41 AM

Posted by: faceblaster

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 10:31 AM

Someone make a movie with Dick Nasty as Ebenezer Splooge.
Posted by: Gigi

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 10:31 AM

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well, i'm ready with next year's christmas card already!!!
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 02:39 PM

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well, i'm ready with next year's christmas card already!!!



More time to cook with Gia!!



Happy to have been of help!
Posted by: Eddie Normous

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 04:25 PM

monstar, i've always read your posts in a voice reminiscent of michael clarke duncan; now i find out it's closer to bret michaels. i'm so disillusioned
Posted by: c62

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 05:44 PM

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...seriously.



i recorded the shit...dig santa gettin' friendly with our favorite psycho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BImS-Y6nkPk


Werd, monstar. I knew you wouldn't forget your peeps at xpt.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly

Re: happy holidays. - 12/18/06 08:55 PM

Super cool Mon*, if she's still porning next year, Jeff should satisfy her newfound Santa Fetish with the likes of a bukkake from 70 convicts all dressed in the garb of Ol' Saint Nick.

"Whore cums Santa Claus, whore cums Santa Claus, right on Christmas day."

And oh yeah, nice edit job, too! I feel totally inferior when I try to edit video shit now.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: happy holidays. - 12/19/06 01:15 AM

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Aw Monstar, I love Christmas.

First Eva on the Easter Bunny's lap. Now on Santa's lap? That's one lucky model you have willing to churn out all these holiday wishes.



bah. she does it because she knows i'll post the shit everywhere. lol, naw...it's a special thing we share. next i want her to take a picture with muthafuckin' shrek.

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So, what are you getting her for Christmas?




bitch wants a monkey. seriously. that's what she asked me for. then batted her eyelashes at me.

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It's not like Eva ever comes to XPT. All these harlots you promote and they never post where you promote them? Put the smack down.



blame guapo.

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monstar, i've always read your posts in a voice reminiscent of michael clarke duncan; now i find out it's closer to bret michaels. i'm so disillusioned



yeah but i do a mean "every rose has a thorn"

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Werd, monstar. I knew you wouldn't forget your peeps at xpt.



werd is bond.

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And oh yeah, nice edit job, too! I feel totally inferior when I try to edit video shit now.



thanks...pretty much i roll with trial & error, keepin' it simple, get the titties in the shot. LOL

i love me some eva. someone commented on myspace, about the pic of me & eva..where i wrote that we are just friends:

"But your babies would be so hott!"

i told eva about it and threw in IF we ever had a child, with my intelligence and her insanity, we'd create lex luthor or a bond villain. LOL.
Posted by: Jeff Steward

Re: happy holidays. - 12/19/06 09:16 AM

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So, what are you getting her for Christmas?




bitch wants a monkey. seriously. that's what she asked me for. then batted her eyelashes at me.





Posted by: steveb

Re: happy holidays. - 12/19/06 09:48 AM

Santa's gift for Santa!



Posted by: jamesn

Re: happy holidays. - 12/19/06 09:52 AM

i'm sick of being nice to girls simply because i like you and you represent them. they post, or it's open-season on dumb, over-represented sluts. gia's right, injun.
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Aw Monstar, I love Christmas.

First Eva on the Easter Bunny's lap. Now on Santa's lap? That's one lucky model you have willing to churn out all these holiday wishes. So, what are you getting her for Christmas? It's not like Eva ever comes to XPT. All these harlots you promote and they never post where you promote them? Put the smack down.

Posted by: steveb

Re: happy holidays. - 12/19/06 09:57 AM

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i'm sick of being nice to girls simply because i like you and you represent them. they post, or it's open-season on dumb, over-represented sluts. gia's right, injun.
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Aw Monstar, I love Christmas.

First Eva on the Easter Bunny's lap. Now on Santa's lap? That's one lucky model you have willing to churn out all these holiday wishes. So, what are you getting her for Christmas? It's not like Eva ever comes to XPT. All these harlots you promote and they never post where you promote them? Put the smack down.




Do they fuck on camera?

If so then it's nice if they want to post here (and they're a good laugh), but if they don't I'll just watch them in action.

Posted by: Monstar

Re: happy holidays. - 12/19/06 10:40 AM

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i'm sick of being nice to girls simply because i like you and you represent them. they post, or it's open-season on dumb, over-represented sluts. gia's right, injun.



that's the trick...for me to get the loot, gotta keep 'em busy, if they are busy they don't have time to post.

but if it gives you any solace, i've caught stormy laughing @ the cage on more than one occasion, courtney checks the site when she is @ the pad and thinks it's funny whenever i make a post about her, the following post is usually of her with a load on her face.

next time eva rolls by the pad, i'll hold her down and make her post in this thread.

Posted by: Holly Randall

Re: happy holidays. - 12/19/06 09:42 PM

Eva is our Christmas day post... here's a sample, a pic slightly less creepy than the one Monstar posted.

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: happy holidays. - 12/19/06 10:09 PM

I just LOVE x-mas porn!!








Posted by: Monstar

Re: happy holidays. - 12/20/06 02:38 AM

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Eva is our Christmas day post... here's a sample, a pic slightly less creepy than the one Monstar posted.





looks like my pad on dec. 25th...except instead of eva it'll be holly. you know you want my totem pole baby.
Posted by: Monstar

Re: happy holidays. - 12/21/06 03:31 AM

Fun With Eva Angelina Ep.3: "Sleeping Around Party"

this is from the sleeping around pajama party. lil miss angelina is looking fuckin hot!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeB9LusorSw

eva ----> <---monstar
Posted by: Hyde

Re: happy holidays. - 12/21/06 06:55 AM

Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: happy holidays. - 12/21/06 10:12 AM

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RULE #10: PISS, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y)