Mary Carey's Bible Studies

Posted by: Conky

Mary Carey's Bible Studies - 12/14/06 05:56 AM

God, I love reading about that crazy chick. This is just priceless. From Luke Is Back where Mary's talking about her relationship with Dwight Howard:

"He's taught me a lot about the Bible. He has me read different Bible verses. Amelia and I will sit in the hotel room when I feature dance and discuss it with him on Instant Messenger."

You can't make shit like this up! She's kind of missing the whole Bible thing isn't she?
Posted by: NitneLiun

Re: Mary Carey's Bible Studies - 12/14/06 08:22 AM

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You can't make shit like this up! She's kind of missing the whole Bible thing isn't she?



Technically, no. There is no prohibition of feature dancing found in the Bible. There is, however, some shit about modesty. Not really sure if that covers feature dancing though. My guess is it does not, until the point at which the dancer in question grabs her ankles and shakes her smelly coochie in the face of some fat, drunk and stupid patron. That might be considered just a bit immodest.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!

Re: Mary Carey's Bible Studies - 12/14/06 04:14 PM

And in the Bible, there's a whore also named Mary!!!



If a porn star goes to visit the troops in Iraq, does that make her the "whore of Babylon??
Posted by: John Floofin

Re: Mary Carey's Bible Studies - 12/14/06 09:34 PM

As an avid NBA Basketball fan, it's great to see a young man with devout principles and strong work ethic such as Dwight Howard excel in the league.
The last thing this guy needs is a pill-popping trainwreck hanger-on conning her way into his life as a lost lamb yearning for salvation.
Someone tell Mary Cary that religion isn't a fashion accessory, and ask her to please not fuck the kid up.

I'm sure Shawn Kemp would be a readily available and more appropriate object of her affections.
Posted by: Soopergrizz

Re: Mary Carey's Bible Studies - 12/15/06 07:37 AM

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I'm sure Shawn Kemp would be a readily available and more appropriate object of her affections.



Shareholders of Olde Country Buffet Ltd. shift nervously in their chairs hoping that was just a joke.
Posted by: Ernest Angley Jr.

Re: Mary Carey's Bible Studies - 12/15/06 07:57 AM

God can work his magic through anyone, even a hooker like MC. I wouldn't be surprised if she heals a few lepers in the near future.