Posted by: gangsta7
Jessi Summers is back
Posted by: Dick Head
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 12:27 PM
she's perfect except for her mangled tits.
it says she's 19, how long has she been gone? 90 days?
it says she's 19, how long has she been gone? 90 days?
Posted by: Cumwhipper
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 12:35 PM
I agree - very unique, attractive face, but that boob job is tragic.
I forget which release of "Deep Thoat This" it's in but Jesse gets that cute mug absolutely PLASTERED with sperm from two guys - I think Arnold Schwarzenpecker was one of them. It's a beautiful thing.
I forget which release of "Deep Thoat This" it's in but Jesse gets that cute mug absolutely PLASTERED with sperm from two guys - I think Arnold Schwarzenpecker was one of them. It's a beautiful thing.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 01:02 PM
Mangled Tits = No Stroke Value
Proposed Porn Law #31:
Retired whore makes a comeback = rent is due
Proposed Porn Law #31:
Retired whore makes a comeback = rent is due
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 01:21 PM
After that whole "I found God and the porn industry is evil" thing, I'd feel uncomfortable booking her again.
Posted by: GUAPO
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 01:33 PM
she needs cash money to buy her christian group some nice holiday gifts to celebrate the birth of jesus. amen.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 01:36 PM
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After that whole "I found God and the porn industry is evil" thing, I'd feel uncomfortable booking her again.
Isn't that the standard "whore" farewell speech?
I never heard of her until today. So I didn't know she existed let alone the circumstance of her "retirement."
But if she didn't have the badly-done boob job, I would be interested in her new stuff BECAUSE OF THE "FOUND GOD" & "IT'S EVIL" CRAP!!
Nothing like a born-again devil girl!
Posted by: Holly Randall
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 01:38 PM
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After that whole "I found God and the porn industry is evil" thing, I'd feel uncomfortable booking her again.
Isn't that the standard "whore" farewell speech?
I never heard of her until today. So I didn't know she existed let alone the circumstance of her "retirement."
But if she didn't have the badly-done boob job, I would be interested in her new stuff BECAUSE OF THE "FOUND GOD" & "IT'S EVIL" CRAP!!
Nothing like a born-again devil girl!
Nah, they usually leave because of a boyfriend.
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 01:40 PM
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she needs cash money to buy her christian group some nice holiday gifts to celebrate the birth of jesus. amen.
Gold, myrrh and a mouth full of protein!
Posted by: steveb
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 01:43 PM
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After that whole "I found God and the porn industry is evil" thing, I'd feel uncomfortable booking her again.
Isn't that the standard "whore" farewell speech?
I never heard of her until today. So I didn't know she existed let alone the circumstance of her "retirement."
But if she didn't have the badly-done boob job, I would be interested in her new stuff BECAUSE OF THE "FOUND GOD" & "IT'S EVIL" CRAP!!
Nothing like a born-again devil girl!
Nah, they usually leave because of a boyfriend.
In this case his name was Jesus?
Posted by: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 01:44 PM
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Nah, they usually leave because of a boyfriend.
Thx, Holly. Interesting...
Posted by: Jigaloo
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 02:35 PM
She should worship the baby version of Jesus. It's much cheaper buying a toy for a baby as opposed to a new game system for a strong willed influential adult male in her life.
Posted by: zenman
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 03:58 PM
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Jessi Summers is back
Ha ha! Rent!
Posted by: John Floofin
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 04:58 PM
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Jessi Summers is back
Praise Jesus!
Posted by: Gigi
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 04:59 PM
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Jessi Summers is back
Praise Jesus!
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 05:10 PM
Quote:Quote:yes, he doth work in mysterious ways.Quote:
Jessi Summers is back
Praise Jesus!
Jaysus was Broly...Y0!!1!
Posted by: Calvin
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 06:59 PM
Maybe she just started up with the "Oh God, Oh God. Push my shit in you mutherfucking lord of hosts!! Oh my Fucking Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!! Nail me like a fucking cross!! Oh My Fucking God!!! Dradle, dradle, dradle, hit me in my fuckin A!" patter during a scene one day, and people took her seriously?
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 08:12 PM
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Maybe she just started up with the "Oh God, Oh God. Push my shit in you mutherfucking lord of hosts!! Oh my Fucking Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!! Nail me like a fucking cross!! Oh My Fucking God!!! Dradle, dradle, dradle, hit me in my fuckin A!" patter during a scene one day, and people took her seriously?
You were on a r0ll calvin...till ya tried to switch up the hay-sus with the dradle action.. The Tribe + Mary's boy ='s
a hella load of wasted humanity. Get your shit straight s0n.. tossin a load is one thing...mix and match fairy tales are another. Fucken deal with it!
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 08:22 PM
Likewise, as though any future work she does is just fuel for the fire of whatever sick, religious cause she's working for. I hope others in the industry feel the same way you do, Holly.
Fatman, take a look at Chico Wang's Down The Hatch #17, and you'll see how much of a little cum hog God's lil' sweetie really is. I'd gladly be a mope just to contribute some DNA to her oral slime pit.
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After that whole "I found God and the porn industry is evil" thing, I'd feel uncomfortable booking her again.
Fatman, take a look at Chico Wang's Down The Hatch #17, and you'll see how much of a little cum hog God's lil' sweetie really is. I'd gladly be a mope just to contribute some DNA to her oral slime pit.
Posted by: Calvin
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 09:18 PM
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Maybe she just started up with the "Oh God, Oh God. Push my shit in you mutherfucking lord of hosts!! Oh my Fucking Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!! Nail me like a fucking cross!! Oh My Fucking God!!! Dradle, dradle, dradle, hit me in my fuckin A!" patter during a scene one day, and people took her seriously?
You were on a r0ll calvin...till ya tried to switch up the hay-sus with the dradle action.. The Tribe + Mary's boy ='s
a hella load of wasted humanity. Get your shit straight s0n.. tossin a load is one thing...mix and match fairy tales are another. Fucken deal with it!
It's all the same. "Light my Menorah with your goddamn crown of thorns, you fucking bitch!!! Make me pray to allah!! That's right, shoot that load from the West!! Oh God, Oh God, Oh freakin Elohim tap that fucking ass!!! Pilate that twat, you Pontious bitch!!"
Religion is religion is religion, and God help us if we care more about it than we do about getting laid.
Posted by: LouCypher
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 09:24 PM
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Maybe she just started up with the "Oh God, Oh God. Push my shit in you mutherfucking lord of hosts!! Oh my Fucking Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!! Nail me like a fucking cross!! Oh My Fucking God!!! Dradle, dradle, dradle, hit me in my fuckin A!" patter during a scene one day, and people took her seriously?
You were on a r0ll calvin...till ya tried to switch up the hay-sus with the dradle action.. The Tribe + Mary's boy ='s
a hella load of wasted humanity. Get your shit straight s0n.. tossin a load is one thing...mix and match fairy tales are another. Fucken deal with it!
It's all the same. "Light my Menorah with your goddamn crown of thorns, you fucking bitch!!! Make me pray to allah!! That's right, shoot that load from the West!! Oh God, Oh God, Oh freakin Elohim tap that fucking ass!!! Pilate that twat, you Pontious bitch!!"
Religion is religion is religion, and God help us if we care more about it than we do about getting laid.
I see your point...lol
I think you're onto something there.Keep it goin.
Posted by: Dick Dastardly
Re: Jessi Summers is back - 12/12/06 09:33 PM
That's the problem, too many DO!
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Religion is religion is religion, and God help us if we care more about it than we do about getting laid.